Megan Willis If you advertise locally for someone to come in and spend some time, you and your birds will all be happier. Boredom is bad. More playful interaction makes everyone better. Best of luck!
His ahhhhwidcabbbbbbbbataaatooahhhhta , resonated with me. In fact I feel max has got the whole thing worked out and should move ( with Dan Obviously) to the uk to negotiate the Brexit transition and trade negotiations.
It's insane how similar this is to a human tantrum! The tone, the head movement, the body language (helpless angry flailing). It's like telling a two year old no.
Dan pretty much IS telling a two-year-old "No." Most cockatoos have a brain and mind that functions at the level of a 4 year old, so in that way it's not surprising. But this guy isn't afraid to tell Dan what he thinks -- about going to the vet or anything else he doesn't approve of.
In animals, "swaying" behaviour, or repeated side-to-side movements, can often be a signal of great stress. If the bird is mimicking a human tantrum, then he has obviously witnessed angry behaviour, and it may be traumatic for him. He's reliving bad memories, so I don't find it "adorable" at all.
@@kc5402Max's previous owner abused him, swore at him & banged on his cage to the point that it caused dents in the cage. This video is several years old & Max doesn't swear anymore (although he does chuck a tantrum when it's vet day) which is testament to the stellar care, kindness & decency Dan has shown Max since.
@@sm173r6 Um I didn't? Edit I found another comment surprising similar to mine but on god I didn't steal cuz I didn't even see it. I don't waste my time doing that. "Everyone gangster until ... starts speaking enchanting table" is a common meme
"We still be gangsta, yo. Bird or no bird." Everyone gangster until (fill in the blank, whatever comes to mind). About as ubiquitous as "It is what it is."
@@JoyfulCrow If you think that's bad, there's other birds who replicate human speech near perfectly, and have an understanding of it to some capacity. They're entirely capable of forming statements out of words/phrases they've learned.
My step brother taught his to say some very colorful things..However, my all time fav was whenever the phone would ring he would yell out for someone to answer that damn phone already..Lol!!
Actually he is speaking Cockatish, he spends the first minute and a half saying: "I don't want to go!" Then at around 1:25 he gives a speech: “We are socialists, we are enemies of today’s capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of the economically weak, with its unfair salaries, with its unseemly evaluation of a human being according to wealth and property instead of responsibility and performance, and we are all determined to destroy this system under all conditions”
Cockatoos have extraordinarily long life spans...can get to be 100 years or more so maybe he's speaking an old obscure language that nobody knows anymore.
Oh it is nothing out of the ordinary, you know, he is rather young and he has never had a job, used to his owner paying all the bills, so he is a commie and he is angry bernie threw the commies under the bus. But just wait till he gets a job and moves away from home, so he has to make his own decisions and pay his own bills and show personal responsibility to his wife, then it will solve itself and he will be a strong conservative who is against high taxes and abortions and the commies
I occasionally hear "it's ____ degrees." But that's all I can decipher. We need some stronger equipment, clearly human brains are not powerful enough to understand him.
@@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable But perfectly happy to use the socialist programs that benefit him like police agriculture subsidies, public education, ss, and medicare.
haahahhhhahhahahhahahahahhhhaha....I am crying hahahahaha. OMG. hahahahaha. And the robber gets trapped. I bet you that thief will never EVER rob again.
Lmfaoooo!!!! I love the flapping for emphasis! At one point he sounded like he was saying, “It’s not fair!” But all our fur and feathered babies are the same because nobody likes the vet! 😅
A burglar walks through a window at night, and hears a voice: “God is watching...” He looks around but sees nothing. “God is watching!” He’s freaking out he turns a corner. “GOD IS WATCHING!” It’s just a parrot in a cage. “Oh, you scared me little guy. What’s your name?” “Moses,” says the parrot. “Who names their parrot Moses?” “The same one who named his pit bull God.”
I have watched this video so many times and it still makes me laugh. Max has more personality than some people I know and so lovable. You two are so lucky to have found each other. Much love and thanks.
Crazy how the bird knows that's the noises humans make when they're protesting. Even the emphatic head movements. He's been paying close attention. Now he's pleading his case!
Honestly, this is why pets and vets work much better if they give home visits. It used to be an ordeal whenever I had to help my mom take her cats to the vet. But then we found one who comes to her house, and now the cats have zero vet anxiety. Doesn't matter why he's coming, even if it's to put them down when they go blind or what have you. No fear at all. My conclusion is that they weren't actually scared of the vet. They just hated the disruptive and forced process of going there.
@@politicallycorrectredskin796 Why would you put a cat to sleep just because it went blind? They can still live long & happy lives without their eyesight. It's difficult, but not an ordeal taking my cat to the vet. I just don't make a big deal out of it, so he doesn't completely freak out, he simply tries to hide.
@@Hodaris_Darlin Cats are different. My mom's cats are all and always have been libertarians. Her kitchen window has been open almost the entire time for the last thirty years, so her cats get outdoor habits. The blind one was very old at the end, 19 I think, and every day for most of them she had gone out, across the street and laid in the sun so she could stare at my mom when she went to the store. Then she went back inside when my mom came back and followed her around the house the rest of the day. When she got blind and kept wanting to walk across the street every day it just became impossible.She would have been run over sooner or later. And you can't lock up libertarians. They get miserable immediately.
For reals. I've been listening to this guy for 3 years now and if there's a common refrain during his more pugnacious moods it's that he eats celery at 7°. One only hopes that's 7°C and not 7°F, although that beak could plow through a frozen celery no problem.
@@allylou5151 verbeeld je nou maar niets , een klik en je bent weer achter de deur 🚪 dus grote mond dan terstond en dan voor langere tijd ,aan geleuter heb ik niets aan
I have watched this video so many times and it always makes me laugh. No wonder you love him so much. All credit to Dan for giving him a wonderful life. Such a lucky bird. ❤
How does he sound like he is both the priest performing the exorcism and the one being possessed. Now that is pure talent. But as it seems, the daemons were not exercised 😹 Soooo stinken cute ♥️
ink drop Cockatoos freak me out for some reason. They can be very aggressive. And they got “the crazy eyes.” This one especially freaks me out! Yikes, poor little guy. He’s super stressed.
Oh no he actually made it look like a hole to the underground with some dirt, candles and a red led light. He went by himself, thinking he was running away
angeleyedboidan On the last part, i hear "I dont want to go, I don't want to go..." and he seems to be repeating that. Might just be me. He seems very interesting though. You must have a lot of fun with that little guy.
This becomes absolutely terrifying in good headphones. Max's ability to coarsely mimic human speech is absolutely fascinating: he's a very smart bird and he's listening every time you talk to him. I believe he's desperately trying to negotiate!
Nah, he’s not listening to him, he’s listening to the satanic cult next door. That right there, is backwards Latin, all he needed to do was nip a finger hard enough to draw blood and boom! Instant demon birb apocalypse.
@@HybridSpektar this is true and I'm glad someone brought it up, because now I can picture medieval peasants witnessing a talking raven for the first time
Ieatceleryatsevendegrees. Ieatceleryatsevendegreesieatceleryatsevendegrees wing flapping and warbling and squawking for emphasis...all in vain cuz he ended up at the vet anyways...poor max...
Max is very pretty and very expressive. I wish I could understand what he’s saying to you. Clearly, he has a lot he wants to say! 😊😊Good luck getting him to the vet!! 😊😊
The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here.
😂
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🙌🙌🙌
Bahahaha! 🤣🤣🤣
Good one harpoon. Anyone know when the Silmarillion movie is coming out?
What he lacks in elocution and vocabulary, he certainly makes up for in passion.
I wanted to like your comment, but it has exactly 420 likes. Please accept this comment as a like.
@fred Pearson I like your profile pic. You've seen me on TV
@@choclatesaltyballz, thanks. I have? Where? When?
Are you saying you missed his soliloquy on "eating soggy, self-made celery at 7 degrees, right at Saeed's?!"
He sure does...lol!!
I want to put him on the phone when my debt collectors call.
LOL!!!
Oh no :'D
Haha!!
XD
😂😂😂😂
I love how he uses his whole body to communicate the way he feels about the vet.
i feel the same way about them , not all of them
@@gloryBE-o1wHe also flaps his wings. Why does he do that?
@@sunnydayyesgameofthronesno2981 it's like stretching or showing a little anger
@sunnydayyesgameofthronesno2981 splatoon profile picture
Guy: Ok were going to the vet.
Bird: *Russian numbers station noises*
THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?
WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY, KENNETH????
WHAT ARE THEY BROADCAST FOR
I TOLD YOUUUU I DON'T KNOOOOOW!!!
MASON, THE NUMBERS
Me: The Bird is totally safe
Bird: Starts opening a Portal
lol
And out comes Hellboy
😂😂😂😂
I want to like this but it has 666 likes so I can’t.
😂
I'd be careful forcing this birb to go anywhere. He appears to be skilled in advanced Babylonian incantation
Birblonyan*
Lmao
Birdylonian 🤣
Lmfaaoooo
Megan Willis If you advertise locally for someone to come in and spend some time, you and your birds will all be happier. Boredom is bad. More playful interaction makes everyone better. Best of luck!
Just imagine how he talks to the vet WHEN he gets there😂😂
especially when he knows he is being ripped off
1:58 "I didn't want to die, I didn't want do die"
Now we know for sure he was possessed.
“I know your deepest secret Kevin”
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I agree with your birb. He made some really good points.
Ikr
Damn, I feel him tho. I wanted some chips too.
So y'all are from hell?
@@reisei-5530 That's a really obvious question...
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Of course not
Celestial Enigma homie all he did was summon all demos
When he said "arrgghhhcabt gbbvbggg araghhhasri" I really felt that.
Yes i did too. Especially when he pointed out that he "iwabbbdt a ske dicorsee"...it was powerful.
1:50
*That one really hit*
*"ADDIDDIWADDAWAUT ADDIDDIWADDAWAUT"* ~That one bird in the video
Me too 😔
His ahhhhwidcabbbbbbbbataaatooahhhhta , resonated with me. In fact I feel max has got the whole thing worked out and should move ( with Dan Obviously) to the uk to negotiate the Brexit transition and trade negotiations.
Bird: *_shfjjskfkja gjsjjfksjfk jshfjsjfj_*
Owner: you better quit saying words like that >:(
L Jax TH-cam I thought he was saying son of a bitch!
@@tinasteer2507 same
Exorcist movie released
*shheffefeffefefa sheffafefeahfafheh*
@t c 😂😂🤣
The way he transitions from demonic ramblings to a full blown tantrum in the middle of the video will always be funny to me
Sounds like a very heated german argument
Literally 😂😂😭
Friend: Don’t worry my bird is so cute
Bird: Starts to summon Cthulhu
But you're supposed to say iya iya cuthulu fathagen or something like that
@@loganrex6205 It's... It's a joke.
@@Cat-pw5qr I know . But I'd like u to search for the cuthulu chant.
@@Cat-pw5qr are you fluent in Cthulhu chant?
@@monkmonk3621 No, why would I be?
0:23 sounds like it says “I could sell your soul”
Holy shit it does!! Listen again and slow it down
Lmfao
Omg!!!! I'm laughing so hard now. Thank you
It sounds like "I could sell your soul, fk head," but we know he doesn't really say that it just really sounds like an angry Aussie.
No! He did say it!
This makes me laugh so hard. First he speaks like he's a demon, then he throws a tantrum like he's a three year old child, protesting.
That’s exactly how old they are in human behaviors.
Oddly, these parrots have the intelligence of a human child.
My budgie is responding to the satanic messages.
He was saying some of a bitch
@@El_Presidente_5337 oh no!
Congratulations Mr. Max T.V. This video is now 10 years old today!
It's insane how similar this is to a human tantrum! The tone, the head movement, the body language (helpless angry flailing). It's like telling a two year old no.
I thought I was the only one who noticed the body language of a human 😅
Dan pretty much IS telling a two-year-old "No." Most cockatoos have a brain and mind that functions at the level of a 4 year old, so in that way it's not surprising. But this guy isn't afraid to tell Dan what he thinks -- about going to the vet or anything else he doesn't approve of.
Owing a parrot is like have a 2 - 3 year old for the next 80 to 100 years
Most parrots are like children in intelligence so that adds up
Not during the first few minutes. He sounds like he's summoning a demon.
I don't think you should've taken him
He delivered an amazing arguement
Goldgamer 679...THIS deserves A LOT more thumbs up!
I'm pissing myself with laughter👏👏
664 likes?
Didn't expect that tbh!
@@goldgamer6796 your up to 672 now it's in everyone's feed .
I'm here Nov. 7 2024 and you now have 817 likes goldgamer!
Your bird sounds like a Black Sabbath album played backwards.
Diggity27 😂😂😂😂😋😋😋LMAO
Diggity27
DED LOLOL
Hiya 'Diggs"...Thanks for waking me up with a big "bellylaugh"...So funny...
Diggity27 LMAO!
Diggity27 lol
I like it when he sways from side to side when he gets angry. So adorable!
In animals, "swaying" behaviour, or repeated side-to-side movements, can often be a signal of great stress. If the bird is mimicking a human tantrum, then he has obviously witnessed angry behaviour, and it may be traumatic for him. He's reliving bad memories, so I don't find it "adorable" at all.
@@kc5402 not max tho
@@kc5402Max's previous owner abused him, swore at him & banged on his cage to the point that it caused dents in the cage. This video is several years old & Max doesn't swear anymore (although he does chuck a tantrum when it's vet day) which is testament to the stellar care, kindness & decency Dan has shown Max since.
I had no idea. So sorry@@kc5402
@@kc5402 Get a grip, buddy. The bird is pitching a fit. Animals don't like going to the vet.
I’m 99% sure that bird cursed at you at least once.
Definitely called him "Butt head" AT LEAST twice.
I’m pretty sure that bird cursed him in the beginning with all his chants.
My furniture is floating
I've heard "son of a bitch" at least 30 times
Everyone ganster until the bird starts speaking enchanting table.
Why you gotta steal this commemt mate.
@@sm173r6 Um I didn't? Edit I found another comment surprising similar to mine but on god I didn't steal cuz I didn't even see it. I don't waste my time doing that. "Everyone gangster until ... starts speaking enchanting table" is a common meme
@@sm173r6 this guy doesnt know the concept of memes/jokes
@GoreMag Recycled humor all the time!
"We still be gangsta, yo. Bird or no bird."
Everyone gangster until (fill in the blank, whatever comes to mind).
About as ubiquitous as "It is what it is."
The fact that this SOUNDS so much like actual words is making my brain hurt.
It's actually normal for parrots who have been risen by a human
@@x7rr_r I know it's normal. That doesn't mean it isn't messing with my head lol
@@JoyfulCrow If you think that's bad, there's other birds who replicate human speech near perfectly, and have an understanding of it to some capacity. They're entirely capable of forming statements out of words/phrases they've learned.
Ikr
This is my whole experience with 'actual words' even - I'm partially deaf
After so many years, this will never not be funny....❤
Maybe he’s thirsty.
Give him some holy water.
Awesomekat no holy water won’t work *grabs bible and cross* MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEL YOU!
It
James Buchanan what?
Hahahaha
Ughhhahahaha! HAHAHAHAHA! You have no power here, Gandalf The Gray!
"Cmon lets go to the vet"
*demonic chanting*
"Max stop summoning satan and get in your carrier, we gotta get there for 1:25"
He is saying 'sonofabitch' on repeat
The Blue Neko Hahaha!! I had to learn on my first bird never to say something to a bird that you don't want to hear reacted over and over.
@@sugarnads
When?
My step brother taught his to say some very colorful things..However, my all time fav was whenever the phone would ring he would yell out for someone to answer that damn phone already..Lol!!
Did the vet manage to get the demon out of him?
parrotprodigy productions ALL animals HATE going to the vet...PERIOD.
NOPE.AVI
parrotprodigy productions yeah and I hate going to the gynecologist too ...what if I started carrying on like that because I didn't want to go...
parrotprodigy productions also never heard of a dog who like to go to the vet...how odd...
@@ernestinemaloy6752 my dog loves going to the vet, it's favorite thing in the world
this is an accurate depiction of me before an exam
Guy: OK, we're going to the vet!
Bird: *DEMONIC CHANT DEMONIC CHANT DEMONIC CHANT*
Let's do our part to get this to 666 likes.
usefulnuisance yes
Raven X cracked me laughing cuz its what i thought while watching hehehe
Aric Dilbeck ROTFLMAO
That's SPOOKY! I've NEVER heard a bird have those tones in his voice! What the heck's he saying anyway??!!
Human: Vet time.
Parrot: *Begins speaking in old forgotten tongues*
Actually he is speaking Cockatish, he spends the first minute and a half saying: "I don't want to go!"
Then at around 1:25 he gives a speech:
“We are socialists, we are enemies of today’s capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of the economically weak, with its unfair salaries, with its unseemly evaluation of a human being according to wealth and property instead of responsibility and performance, and we are all determined to destroy this system under all conditions”
@@sjwarialaw8155 😂. And says it all backwards.
Cockatoos have extraordinarily long life spans...can get to be 100 years or more so maybe he's speaking an old obscure language that nobody knows anymore.
He''s summoning an elder god to bring wrath upon the human.
Swears
Jesus Christ. Imagine hearing that in the middle of the night and not knowing what it was.
Get me my holy water, a bible and a crucifix
@@northchurch753 and the holy hand grenade
Jesus Christ would be the right thing to say hearing that in the middle of the night
@@rasineidedossantossantos5094 First we must read from the Book of Armaments
Lmao i would seriously pass away hahaha
Bro I swear this bird went from unintelligible to "I CAN DO WHAT I WANT, I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!"
i hear that he says I will not go to the vet
My god the amount of prank calls you could make with that demon bird chanting.
bee pot loved your comment
What I would give to understand what he's saying. Because he's clearly got opinions.
Oh it is nothing out of the ordinary, you know, he is rather young and he has never had a job, used to his owner paying all the bills, so he is a commie and he is angry bernie threw the commies under the bus. But just wait till he gets a job and moves away from home, so he has to make his own decisions and pay his own bills and show personal responsibility to his wife, then it will solve itself and he will be a strong conservative who is against high taxes and abortions and the commies
I occasionally hear "it's ____ degrees." But that's all I can decipher. We need some stronger equipment, clearly human brains are not powerful enough to understand him.
@@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable dude it's a bird.
@@corvid8461 is this guy actually triggred by the possibility of communist birds
@@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable But perfectly happy to use the socialist programs that benefit him like police agriculture subsidies, public education, ss, and medicare.
Sounds like the drive through speaker box at McDonalds
Hahahahaha!!
And then?
LLLLAAMAMAMAMAMAMAMSOSOSKDKDKDKXKDKEMEMSOXMAKSKDJSMSSM
Why?! 😯😭💙
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is just amazing. Thanks for alerting us to it being 10 years. Feels like yesterday.
😂 he's a mix of a toddler,a mouthy teen & a grumpy old man 😂 I loves him ❤
He's basically a standard cockatoo.
Me too
The exorcist
😂😂😂
My family.
“I eat celery at 7 degrees Celsius.”
Lmaoooooo
I’m laughing so hard my face hurts
Holy crap, you're right!
Now I cannot stop hearing it.
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Imagine a robber breaks in his house at night and hears that 😂
It would backfire on him and cause him to runaway!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Satan watches over their house and protects them from burglars lmao
He definitely wouldn’t be robbing that house 😂
I eat celery at 7•c
haahahhhhahhahahhahahahahhhhaha....I am crying hahahahaha. OMG. hahahahaha. And the robber gets trapped. I bet you that thief will never EVER rob again.
Lmfaoooo!!!! I love the flapping for emphasis! At one point he sounded like he was saying, “It’s not fair!” But all our fur and feathered babies are the same because nobody likes the vet! 😅
He's calling the devil himself.. to kill everyone in that house.
Now he's mad and cursing out the devil for not hurrying up and protecting him.
🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍
Omfg😂😂🤣
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And keeps saying "sunnovabitch"
I dunno what you mean man, at 0:30 he's just saying he eats celery at 7 degrees
I love the flapping wings to emphasise what he’s saying.
I AM SERIOUS DAAAAD
@@CBRN-115 He must be Italian.
I NEVER WANTED TO GO I NEVER WANTED TO GO I NEVER WANTED TO GO I NEVER WANTED TO GO
Imagine being a thief breaking into this house middle of the night and seeing this bird summoning Satan on you
Me: Theres no one in the house
Also me 2 min later: Jesus is this a summining ritual ? 😱😓
Especially if Satan is the name of the residential Doberweiler. Hahahaha
A burglar walks through a window at night, and hears a voice:
“God is watching...”
He looks around but sees nothing.
“God is watching!”
He’s freaking out he turns a corner.
“GOD IS WATCHING!”
It’s just a parrot in a cage.
“Oh, you scared me little guy. What’s your name?”
“Moses,” says the parrot.
“Who names their parrot Moses?”
“The same one who named his pit bull God.”
Scary, especially when he starts stomping his foot!
The thief would give up his profession for good!!
I have watched this video so many times and it still makes me laugh. Max has more personality than some people I know and so lovable. You two are so lucky to have found each other. Much love and thanks.
Hello Margaret, how're you doing today??
I love how he pauses & looks at Dan to see if his ramblings convinced him to not take him to the vet lol he's hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Crazy how the bird knows that's the noises humans make when they're protesting. Even the emphatic head movements. He's been paying close attention. Now he's pleading his case!
Honestly, this is why pets and vets work much better if they give home visits. It used to be an ordeal whenever I had to help my mom take her cats to the vet. But then we found one who comes to her house, and now the cats have zero vet anxiety. Doesn't matter why he's coming, even if it's to put them down when they go blind or what have you. No fear at all. My conclusion is that they weren't actually scared of the vet. They just hated the disruptive and forced process of going there.
@@politicallycorrectredskin796 Why would you put a cat to sleep just because it went blind? They can still live long & happy lives without their eyesight.
It's difficult, but not an ordeal taking my cat to the vet. I just don't make a big deal out of it, so he doesn't completely freak out, he simply tries to hide.
@@Hodaris_Darlin Cats are different. My mom's cats are all and always have been libertarians. Her kitchen window has been open almost the entire time for the last thirty years, so her cats get outdoor habits. The blind one was very old at the end, 19 I think, and every day for most of them she had gone out, across the street and laid in the sun so she could stare at my mom when she went to the store. Then she went back inside when my mom came back and followed her around the house the rest of the day.
When she got blind and kept wanting to walk across the street every day it just became impossible.She would have been run over sooner or later. And you can't lock up libertarians. They get miserable immediately.
My favorite part
I love how he occasionally pauses and waits for his owner to react and just seems to get louder and louder each time
Jess Bridgette lol, my Sun conure does the same thing when he has an attitude he talks his smack then pauses and watches my reaction, funny stuff.
Jess Bridgette I that's what he's doing. They have the intelligence of a human toddler and can be just as bratty.
0:30 I eat celery at 7 degrees.
LoL he does
LOL
OMG YESSS
Taxi Rider
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+DragonSword227 "You better quit saying words like that."
Today marks 10 years since this video has been uploaded and 10 years of laughter and enjoyment. Congratulations to both Max and Dan!!! 🥳🎉
I like how he politely waits until you're done scolding him before yelling back at you.
I would like to see "Cockatoo finds out he is going to church".
BAHAHAHAHAH
😂😭😂😭😂🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for giving me the biggest smile this week.
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I’m sorry I’m still giggling no it didn’t take much but I love this thread it just cracks me up😂😂🤣🤣☺️
when he said *“ABAJSGAKUEISIABAJQUAJ”* , i felt that 😔✊🏻
Ikr
Legit
the captions are too accurate
gwen I dont know why but this comment got actual guffaws out of me
I felt the demon that had been summoned
Max cracks me up and always makes me smile. When I am having a bad day, I watch Max. ❤
That bird has more personality than half the people I know.
@SgtBaker16 this one's got too much personality!
That's because if an adult acted like this in public they would get thrown into a mental hospital.
@SgtBaker16 We can't all have your sense of humor.
@@ZaxorVonSkyler lol
Same here
Love him or hate him,
He is spitting some straight facts👏😐
LMFAO
Aah I get it
He said I don't want to go
Hahah
;-;
this new Exorcist movie is taking a weird direction
Quincy Archer hahahahahahaha!
The ExBirdsist
greendragon
Remember Me best comment ever
Quincy Archer lol
Ah yes. The start of “celery at 7 degrees”
My Husband said it sounds like that and concurs 😂
I had to scroll surprisingly long for this comment
@@toericabaker 😂
love him or hate him he's spitting straight facts
helix i e a t c e l e r y a t s e v e n d e g r e e s 0:30
That is so funny
Hahahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@meggy2168 😂😂😂😂 truer words have never been spoken
I was guna like but didnt wanna ruin the 666
“I eat celery at 7 degrees” 😂💀
E.
cannot unhear
For reals. I've been listening to this guy for 3 years now and if there's a common refrain during his more pugnacious moods it's that he eats celery at 7°. One only hopes that's 7°C and not 7°F, although that beak could plow through a frozen celery no problem.
Your now our official bird translator!!
“You better quit saying words like that!”
The way he emphasized his anger under the table! 🤣😂💜
Love it💖
I thought Max was chilled cockatoo in another video LOL 🤣 now seen this LOL
@@allylou5151 verbeeld je nou maar niets , een klik en je bent weer achter de deur 🚪 dus grote mond dan terstond en dan voor langere tijd ,aan geleuter heb ik niets aan
With his head an wings
🤣😂
I have watched this video so many times and it always makes me laugh. No wonder you love him so much. All credit to Dan for giving him a wonderful life. Such a lucky bird. ❤
"You can summon demons from the nether realms all you want... You are still going to the vet"
LoboPreto 😂😂😂
LoboPreto 🤣🤣🤣
You play Minecraft, right?
Lol lol lol
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
Omg lol
"let's go"
Bird: *Demonic gibberish*
It only sounds like gibberish because you don't speak the language of the Old Ones.
There ya go 666 likes
@@clairel34 hahahahaha... that was a clever reply
Summoning of the devil has begun
No! He is talking in false tongues in an effort to correctly mock phoney evangelical preachers who steal from poor people. Well done Max.
The vet died suddenly of unknown causes right before the appointment
^^ 😂😂😂😂
Lol
Lmao
😂😂😂😂😂
@@kittenrabbitpuppydogcowfun8555 😜😂😂😂
How does he sound like he is both the priest performing the exorcism and the one being possessed. Now that is pure talent. But as it seems, the daemons were not exercised 😹
Soooo stinken cute ♥️
Apparently, if your life lacks drama, a cockatoo is the perfect pet for that deficiency.
😂
I so agree...hes so much fun!
Absolutely, or if you need someone to be your hype man or dance partner
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Cockatoos freak me out for some reason. They can be very aggressive. And they got “the crazy eyes.” This one especially freaks me out! Yikes, poor little guy. He’s super stressed.
@@PippaPPod one screamed directly in my ear once, made me have a panic attack, it was an immensely stressed one too, so they're definitely something
Owner: “lets go to the vet, come on”
Parrot: **speaks mincraft enchanting table language**
You, sir, made a good caption, and I thank you for being a hero!
I’m pretty sure he doesn’t speak the galactic alphabet
Lmao
Max is the perfect voice actor for a monster (in a horror movie). You would never know where the sound was recorded/how it was made.
jesus its like hes stating his case in an ancient dead language
Swoost lol
i laughed so hard at this. so true.
You mean he isn't !!! lol
dont give him to smoke weed damit :D
So, hes asking help from his ancestors from 100 years ago?
I remember the first time I saw this. Totally endeared me to Max! He cracked me up then and still makes me laugh out loud! Love him!❤❤😅😅
"Cockatoo finding out he is going to the exorcist"
He’s like oh no! Oh no! I don’t wanna go I got to get out of here oh crap. Who needs to get their nails trimmed anyway.
He sounds like a baseball sports announcer from the 1920s
John Redcornholio He sure does! 🤣
LOLOLOLOLOL
The bird be like "Welp gotta summon a few demons to aid me"
Max: Gives the most passionate speech ever about personal freedom
Dan: “You gotta get your nails done”
Best comment :)))))
😂😂😂
Max: "Weren't you listening to what I just said?"
Such an odd creature to actually have a brain!
@@TheGuardDuck max went apeshit...then he went to the vet...
This
The fact that he hides in a dark place to “talk” like that makes this even more disturbing
Nik lol
The 666 likes just conveys the fact that he’s terrifying.
@@kesselsauer4441 whoomp there it is....666
I am your 1000th like
@jack masri This child doesn't whine! He is feisty. It's a tantrum, only hilarious.
0:30 celery at 7 degrees
He doesn’t need a vet ... he needs holy water
Lol
@S S yes
Where's Sam and Dean Winchester...they need to see this...
only if it's allied by the priests from the exercist
And you need a holy oil for lubricant to have some fun with that body of urs
How did you get him in the carrier eventually? Holy Water?
Two priests..two crucifix and a gallon of holy water😂
Oh no he actually made it look like a hole to the underground with some dirt, candles and a red led light. He went by himself, thinking he was running away
Magnets
🤣🤣
😂💯
“My child is an angel and wouldn’t do anything wrong.”
Her child:
Imagine being told off by a sweet bird 🕊️ 🤣🤣
Last time I wrote on here was 7 years ago ~ it's still funny in 2024!
Your bird seems to be speaking backwards Latin. Call an exorcist
dude it actually sounds like latim but backwards
666 likes... interesting...
@@steggasaurus64 Rightttt i just saw that
^^^Breezy would say, "Everyone gangster until everyone speaking Latin backwards." 😒
Was he speaking nitaL
*"I need celery at 7 degrees."*
"Quit saying words like that."
im like wait what in the name of mira is that bird saying max is satan
Anakarina omg
I need celery at 7 degrees.
😂😂😂
ÆRational LMFAO
I was in a store once and they had one in a cage, a lady went up to it and said hello and it just screamed ‘PISS OFF’ at her 😂
Lol, something we all wish we could say!
@@leannaburroughs-pz1npand some of us (!) actually even do say. 😂😂
Well, they are Aussies, and we say what we mean, and not afraid to say it!
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@@leannaburroughs-pz1np I’m one of those that actually voice what think
Cockatoos are the biggest characters in the animal kingdom, hands (or claws) down. And Max isn't called Max for nothing!
They should use his voice for something in the next star wars
I would have liked Jar Jar Binks if he sounded like this guy.
angeleyedboidan is he just saying his own thing? or are those words?
angeleyedboidan It is not just you. This is the only thing I got too.
angeleyedboidan
I think I love Max. Give him a kiss from me, please.
angeleyedboidan On the last part, i hear "I dont want to go, I don't want to go..." and he seems to be repeating that. Might just be me. He seems very interesting though. You must have a lot of fun with that little guy.
My husband made me turn it off because he got scared. Lmao
Oh that's absolutely ridiculous!! Lmao
Trina Dungan Love it!!
I’m watching this at night, alone in an empty house, and it’s creepin me the f out!
@William Crawford I feel the same way about that movie. So creepy! I will not watch the Exorcist. 😖
@@trinadungan5840 good decision- u wouldn't like the young lady in it - going insane
I like how he emphases some words like a human would during an argument lol
Been paying close attention when people argue in his vicinity. I've seen this with parrots, too. They LEARN to PUNCTUATE when they're MAD!
Congratulations Max and Dan on 10 years of memory making videos 🎉❤
This becomes absolutely terrifying in good headphones. Max's ability to coarsely mimic human speech is absolutely fascinating: he's a very smart bird and he's listening every time you talk to him.
I believe he's desperately trying to negotiate!
Nah, he’s not listening to him, he’s listening to the satanic cult next door. That right there, is backwards Latin, all he needed to do was nip a finger hard enough to draw blood and boom! Instant demon birb apocalypse.
Ravens can vocalize sounds better than parrots or cockatoos
@@HybridSpektar this is true and I'm glad someone brought it up, because now I can picture medieval peasants witnessing a talking raven for the first time
@@caramel9154 lol, "It's the devil!"
@@caramel9154 now imagine a raven vocalizimg death metal vocals.
if i woke up at night hearing that, i would shart in my pants.
johnnymclaneutah We all do.
Aye, alien invasion
Me too lol
johnnymclaneutah lmao! 😅
I would shot him
I love how he jumps up emphasizing his vocals and fluffs his feathers, what a temper tantrum lol.
I love his owner he is so patient. I don't know how we cannot bust out laughing with that bird. That bird is so funny
"We gotta go to the vet"
"Lemme just summon satan real quick"
🤣🤣🤣
Best comment ever
I won’t like this comment only to keep it at 666 Likes!
Edit: And now I can hit the like button! #735
@@Alpha0727 Ded.
@Burns me up.I 31. He says satan
I EaT CeLerY At 7 DeGrEeS
Ieatceleryatsevendegrees. Ieatceleryatsevendegreesieatceleryatsevendegrees wing flapping and warbling and squawking for emphasis...all in vain cuz he ended up at the vet anyways...poor max...
Hahahaha!! Yesss
Wig? Snatched. 1:25
I thought was calling his owner a "sonofabitch
Yes! I finally heard it distinctly!"I eat celery at 7 degrees! I love Max!
1:26 I don't understand his language but his enthusiasm is enough to earn my vote.
Bird for president 2022 anyone?
I don't know what it's saying but I do know it's swearing
He is the protector of the people
"I'm DYING for the worse!"
Under the table part I kinda kept hearing ‘I do what I want ‘
This video was epic …..😂 Max has so much personality 😂😂😂……❤
My cockatoo makes the same noises before the portal in my basement floor opens up.
😂
🤣🤣😂😂
Yeah..cuz Satan!
😁
And then the Lord of Birds shows up and Satan steps into the same room.
Priceless 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
- Let's go! You got to get in your carrier.
- **starts speaking in demonic**
Endo Radolu 😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao
I didn't know he hated the vet so much to get to that point! 🤣🤣🤣
Lol
Omg, his body language when he's yelling! I can't see from through my tears from laughing so hard. This made my day.
"F**k your carrier! F**k your vet! And F**K YOU!!"
😂😂😂
I'm so glad we didn't understand him. We would learn new ways to insult someone
@@sacredrider So true! 😂
Me too 😭😭
Lolll you should watch Pebbles the crazy cockatoo, I almost fell off my chair with that one
Max is very pretty and very expressive. I wish I could understand what he’s saying to you. Clearly, he has a lot he wants to say! 😊😊Good luck getting him to the vet!! 😊😊
I don’t understand what he’s saying but i DO understand his sentiment - unmistakably clear
Same
qoqo pepper lmao right !!!!
PISSED.
Said the same exact thing when I shared this. Universal language.
qoqo pepper And what is it?
he sounds like he is summoning the demons of hell with that chant in the beggining
Rene Amador Then he says "I eat celery at 7 degrees"
Diana Maria sounds like he's saying "I don't give a shit" XD
Rene Amador What if he did?
me.
Rene Amador lol good one
He doesn’t need a vet, he needs an exorcism! Too funny ♥️
Hello Linda, how're you doing today!!!
😆 lol
Haha!
I was thinking the same thing.😮
😂
This new Exorcist movie looks absolutely terrifying