Cockatoo finding out he is going to the vet
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ก.ค. 2014
- Max knows when he sees his carrier that it's a visit to the vet and gets pretty vocal about it.
Max is saying his own words that only he understands for the most part. The only things I know he is saying is "I don't wanna" and "What did I say"
He is actually a very happy and loving bird, but like any kid, he needs to express himself every now and then.
Time for the holy water
Ninja Lemon - HahaaaaaaaaahaaaaahsaaaaaaaAaahaaa!!!😂
Ninja Lemon I know that right! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao
Ninja Lemon don't forget the salt
NO!, need a magic shield. that bird is casting a fuckin spell!
Your bird sounds like a Black Sabbath album played backwards.
Diggity27 😂😂😂😂😋😋😋LMAO
Diggity27
DED LOLOL
Hiya 'Diggs"...Thanks for waking me up with a big "bellylaugh"...So funny...
Diggity27 LMAO!
Diggity27 lol
I was in a store once and they had one in a cage, a lady went up to it and said hello and it just screamed ‘PISS OFF’ at her 😂
Lol, something we all wish we could say!
@@leannaburroughs-pz1npand some of us (!) actually even do say. 😂😂
Well, they are Aussies, and we say what we mean, and not afraid to say it!
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
@@leannaburroughs-pz1np I’m one of those that actually voice what think
I love how he uses his whole body to communicate the way he feels about the vet.
i feel the same way about them , not all of them
0:30 I eat celery at 7 degrees.
LoL he does
LOL
OMG YESSS
Taxi Rider
:})
+DragonSword227 "You better quit saying words like that."
Guy: Ok were going to the vet.
Bird: *Russian numbers station noises*
THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?
WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY, KENNETH????
WHAT ARE THEY BROADCAST FOR
I TOLD YOUUUU I DON'T KNOOOOOW!!!
MASON, THE NUMBERS
The way he transitions from demonic ramblings to a full blown tantrum in the middle of the video will always be funny to me
The body language is priceless!
"Cmon lets go to the vet"
*demonic chanting*
"Max stop summoning satan and get in your carrier, we gotta get there for 1:25"
He is saying 'sonofabitch' on repeat
The Blue Neko Hahaha!! I had to learn on my first bird never to say something to a bird that you don't want to hear reacted over and over.
@@sugarnads
When?
My step brother taught his to say some very colorful things..However, my all time fav was whenever the phone would ring he would yell out for someone to answer that damn phone already..Lol!!
I want to put him on the phone when my debt collectors call.
LOL!!!
Oh no :'D
Haha!!
XD
😂😂😂😂
Just imagine how he talks to the vet WHEN he gets there😂😂
especially when he knows he is being ripped off
1:58 "I didn't want to die, I didn't want do die"
Now we know for sure he was possessed.
I like it when he sways from side to side when he gets angry. So adorable!
In animals, "swaying" behaviour, or repeated side-to-side movements, can often be a signal of great stress. If the bird is mimicking a human tantrum, then he has obviously witnessed angry behaviour, and it may be traumatic for him. He's reliving bad memories, so I don't find it "adorable" at all.
@@kc5402 not max tho
@@kc5402Max's previous owner abused him, swore at him & banged on his cage to the point that it caused dents in the cage. This video is several years old & Max doesn't swear anymore (although he does chuck a tantrum when it's vet day) which is testament to the stellar care, kindness & decency Dan has shown Max since.
I had no idea. So sorry@@kc5402
Jesus Christ. Imagine hearing that in the middle of the night and not knowing what it was.
Get me my holy water, a bible and a crucifix
@@northchurch753 and the holy hand grenade
Jesus Christ would be the right thing to say hearing that in the middle of the night
@@rasineidedossantossantos5094 First we must read from the Book of Armaments
Lmao i would seriously pass away hahaha
When he said "arrgghhhcabt gbbvbggg araghhhasri" I really felt that.
Yes i did too. Especially when he pointed out that he "iwabbbdt a ske dicorsee"...it was powerful.
1:50
*That one really hit*
*"ADDIDDIWADDAWAUT ADDIDDIWADDAWAUT"* ~That one bird in the video
Me too 😔
His ahhhhwidcabbbbbbbbataaatooahhhhta , resonated with me. In fact I feel max has got the whole thing worked out and should move ( with Dan Obviously) to the uk to negotiate the Brexit transition and trade negotiations.
I love how Max starts with swearing under his breath and when that does work he goes full tantrum.
Was he swearing? I couldn't hear it well, and the captions think it's [Music], but it sounds like ominous Latin chanting to me
@@maysee2515I think the owner explained in another video Max’s previous owner had a CB radio and that’s what he’s is mimicking.
Bro I swear this bird went from unintelligible to "I CAN DO WHAT I WANT, I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!"
“I eat celery at 7 degrees Celsius.”
Lmaoooooo
I’m laughing so hard my face hurts
Holy crap, you're right!
Now I cannot stop hearing it.
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I'd be careful forcing this birb to go anywhere. He appears to be skilled in advanced Babylonian incantation
Birblonyan*
Lmao
Birdylonian 🤣
Lmfaaoooo
Megan Willis If you advertise locally for someone to come in and spend some time, you and your birds will all be happier. Boredom is bad. More playful interaction makes everyone better. Best of luck!
this is an accurate depiction of me before an exam
Cockatoos are the biggest characters in the animal kingdom, hands (or claws) down. And Max isn't called Max for nothing!
Sounds like the McDonalds drive through
Christ! 😆
BaaahaaaahaaHaaa !!!
BaaahaaaahaaHaaa !!!
Looooool!!! 🙌🏽😂
IM CRYING
Pretty sure he’s cussing you out in like 7 different bird languages
Pit bull Mom 😂😂😂
I'm a PIT BULL MOMMA, too...wish I had MAX!!💜💜💜💜
@@joyamongstforeverspark5422 I dunno which is more freaky -- this cockatoo or an angry pit bull.
Jim Bowen they arent all angry. its their adopters that neglect them until they get emotionally unstable.
I’m a Pitt lover too. I want to rescue another now!
Lmfaoooo!!!! I love the flapping for emphasis! At one point he sounded like he was saying, “It’s not fair!” But all our fur and feathered babies are the same because nobody likes the vet! 😅
This new Exorcist movie looks absolutely terrifying
The fact that he hides in a dark place to “talk” like that makes this even more disturbing
Nik lol
The 666 likes just conveys the fact that he’s terrifying.
@@kesselsauer4441 whoomp there it is....666
I am your 1000th like
@jack masri This child doesn't whine! He is feisty. It's a tantrum, only hilarious.
The vet died suddenly of unknown causes right before the appointment
^^ 😂😂😂😂
Lol
Lmao
😂😂😂😂😂
@@kittenrabbitpuppydogcowfun8555 😜😂😂😂
How does he sound like he is both the priest performing the exorcism and the one being possessed. Now that is pure talent. But as it seems, the daemons were not exercised 😹
Soooo stinken cute ♥️
Wow! He is Mad! I don't know what he's saying but I know he's mad! ❤
this new Exorcist movie is taking a weird direction
Quincy Archer hahahahahahaha!
The ExBirdsist
greendragon
Remember Me best comment ever
Quincy Archer lol
Forget the vet. That bird needs an exorcist.
Randy H : Lol....😂
Yeah he does need an exorcist
Randy H Yes
Randy H hahahaha, so true XD
Bahahahaahahahh best comment😂😂😂
That is positively the funniest thing I have seen in a long time! He is adorable and I can tell this owner loves him. He is lucky to have such a good home.
Okay i may be crazy but when hes under the table, somewhere in that tantrum i could swear he said something like " IM SUCH A GOOD BOY. A VERY GOOD BOY! AND ITS NO FAIR!"
he sounds like he is summoning the demons of hell with that chant in the beggining
Rene Amador Then he says "I eat celery at 7 degrees"
Diana Maria sounds like he's saying "I don't give a shit" XD
Rene Amador What if he did?
me.
Rene Amador lol good one
Probably shouldn’t have bought a bird from a pet store built over an Indian burial ground.
What?
Which, by the way, "indian burial grounds" wasn't an actual thing...until the genocide of native americans led to their killers inventing the concept and creating mass graves...
Daelyah *Womp* *Womp*
@@grosslyoffensivelizard-man3438 All the more why it would make sense that the spirits would be pissed off at any random family home, Starbucks, etc. that would just straight up get planted on top of them...
Not sure if anyone gets the Poltergeist reference, too funny!
A very expressive baby
I have watched this video so many times and it still makes me laugh. Max has more personality than some people I know and so lovable. You two are so lucky to have found each other. Much love and thanks.
Hello Margaret, how're you doing today??
jesus its like hes stating his case in an ancient dead language
Swoost lol
i laughed so hard at this. so true.
You mean he isn't !!! lol
dont give him to smoke weed damit :D
So, hes asking help from his ancestors from 100 years ago?
Friend: Don’t worry my bird is so cute
Bird: Starts to summon Cthulhu
But you're supposed to say iya iya cuthulu fathagen or something like that
@@loganrex6205 It's... It's a joke.
@@Cat-pw5qr I know . But I'd like u to search for the cuthulu chant.
@@Cat-pw5qr are you fluent in Cthulhu chant?
@@monkmonk3621 No, why would I be?
He reminds me of Dustin Hoffman in Rainman when he throws a tantrum because he was going to miss his tv show! 😅😂 love this little fella! Would like one myself but they are so expensive to buy. I've looked into how much training you have to do. The relationship between you is non stop and they are a member of your family so 'tantrums'😊 you'll get from time to time! Lol😅😂❤
Look at him, trying to hide. He is hysterical!!
Hello Cheryl, how're you doing today???
I’m 99% sure that bird cursed at you at least once.
Definitely called him "Butt head" AT LEAST twice.
I’m pretty sure that bird cursed him in the beginning with all his chants.
My furniture is floating
I've heard "son of a bitch" at least 30 times
This makes me laugh so hard. First he speaks like he's a demon, then he throws a tantrum like he's a three year old child, protesting.
That’s exactly how old they are in human behaviors.
Oddly, these parrots have the intelligence of a human child.
My budgie is responding to the satanic messages.
He was saying some of a bitch
@@El_Presidente_5337 oh no!
After so many years, this will never not be funny....❤
Max cracks me up and always makes me smile. When I am having a bad day, I watch Max. ❤
Imagine being a thief breaking into this house middle of the night and seeing this bird summoning Satan on you
Me: Theres no one in the house
Also me 2 min later: Jesus is this a summining ritual ? 😱😓
Especially if Satan is the name of the residential Doberweiler. Hahahaha
A burglar walks through a window at night, and hears a voice:
“God is watching...”
He looks around but sees nothing.
“God is watching!”
He’s freaking out he turns a corner.
“GOD IS WATCHING!”
It’s just a parrot in a cage.
“Oh, you scared me little guy. What’s your name?”
“Moses,” says the parrot.
“Who names their parrot Moses?”
“The same one who named his pit bull God.”
Scary, especially when he starts stomping his foot!
The thief would give up his profession for good!!
when he said *“ABAJSGAKUEISIABAJQUAJ”* , i felt that 😔✊🏻
Ikr
Legit
the captions are too accurate
gwen I dont know why but this comment got actual guffaws out of me
I felt the demon that had been summoned
Max: “I am free bird, and I like my nails the way they are!”
I have watched this video so many times and it always makes me laugh. No wonder you love him so much. All credit to Dan for giving him a wonderful life. Such a lucky bird. ❤
First half: Demonic incantations and cursing.
Second half: An overly enthusiastic Hitler speech.
I DEFINITELY hear "I WILL START THE WAR" yelled several times during the second half XD
you right, it's so scary!
Somebody for the love of God has to put subtitles on the birds incantation please
Aren’t those speeches overly enthusiastic by definition though?
Tried to summon a demon, got possessed by Hitler.
Maybe he’s thirsty.
Give him some holy water.
Awesomekat no holy water won’t work *grabs bible and cross* MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEL YOU!
It
James Buchanan what?
Hahahaha
Ughhhahahaha! HAHAHAHAHA! You have no power here, Gandalf The Gray!
Lmao, we have all been properly told to go piss in the wind by a cockatoo
Holy crap I just realised that voice is the god damn BIRD
I THOUGHT THERE WAS A DEMON IN MY PHONE
*subscribed so hard*
you interrupted his satanic ritual
☮Sike lol
satanus implurum satanus sadisticus!!!
I know its like... uh what are you doing Mister? XD
666 likes
YEET
Me: The Bird is totally safe
Bird: Starts opening a Portal
lol
And out comes Hellboy
😂😂😂😂
I want to like this but it has 666 likes so I can’t.
😂
That voice is hysterical. Then we go into a kids voice. 😂
Max is very pretty and very expressive. I wish I could understand what he’s saying to you. Clearly, he has a lot he wants to say! 😊😊Good luck getting him to the vet!! 😊😊
Guy: OK, we're going to the vet!
Bird: *DEMONIC CHANT DEMONIC CHANT DEMONIC CHANT*
Let's do our part to get this to 666 likes.
usefulnuisance yes
Raven X cracked me laughing cuz its what i thought while watching hehehe
Aric Dilbeck ROTFLMAO
That's SPOOKY! I've NEVER heard a bird have those tones in his voice! What the heck's he saying anyway??!!
Bird: *_shfjjskfkja gjsjjfksjfk jshfjsjfj_*
Owner: you better quit saying words like that >:(
Molly Wat it sounds like he’s saying sorry seven stupid
L Jax TH-cam I thought he was saying son of a bitch!
@@tinasteer2507 same
Exorcist movie released
*shheffefeffefefa sheffafefeahfafheh*
Oh, I've missed Mr Max. Nice to see you again. I understand completely, Mr Max. Yes. No one can explain it quite like you do. ❤
This is so funny! I can listen to the bird all day.😅
Sounds like the drive through speaker box at McDonalds
Hahahahaha!!
And then?
LLLLAAMAMAMAMAMAMAMSOSOSKDKDKDKXKDKEMEMSOXMAKSKDJSMSSM
Why?! 😯😭💙
LMAO! 😂 😂
The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here.
😂
🤣🤣
🙌🙌🙌
Bahahaha! 🤣🤣🤣
Good one harpoon. Anyone know when the Silmarillion movie is coming out?
I like how he pauses after each tirade and listens to you - to see whether his arguments convinced you or not - I read somewhere that if you also use the carrier for things he likes, he learns to associate it w something positive, and is more cooperative about using it - at least that's what they say re cats lol
Unfortunately, Max gets carsick, so it's kinda hard for him to associate anything positive with his carrier.
@@DiamantsDivineDragon Then maybe also use the carrier in ways that don't involve the car
Its all fun and games until your bird starts summoning Satan.
Edit: 40k likes. *Noice*
OMG everyone looking strangely at me now for actually busting up reading your comment
I literally just laughed out loud at your comment! XD Good one!
That was a great comment. One thing is certain...he absolutely means every word he’s saying judging by the emphatic gestures he’s using. I wonder if that’s something he came up with on his own like his tirade?
SAme here!
I shared this video twice now, based on your comment... *perfect* LOL 💜😂👍🏻
Everyone ganster until the bird starts speaking enchanting table.
Why you gotta steal this commemt mate.
@@sm173r6 Um I didn't? Edit I found another comment surprising similar to mine but on god I didn't steal cuz I didn't even see it. I don't waste my time doing that. "Everyone gangster until ... starts speaking enchanting table" is a common meme
@@sm173r6 this guy doesnt know the concept of memes/jokes
@GoreMag Recycled humor all the time!
"We still be gangsta, yo. Bird or no bird."
Everyone gangster until (fill in the blank, whatever comes to mind).
About as ubiquitous as "It is what it is."
That bird has one hell of a voice. Very unusual. But it is cute. Thanks for sharing this video. I have never heard a Cockatoo talk continuously this this one!
Well this is a first! A cockatoo having a temper tantrum!! 🤣❤️🤣
Human: Vet time.
Parrot: *Begins speaking in old forgotten tongues*
Actually he is speaking Cockatish, he spends the first minute and a half saying: "I don't want to go!"
Then at around 1:25 he gives a speech:
“We are socialists, we are enemies of today’s capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of the economically weak, with its unfair salaries, with its unseemly evaluation of a human being according to wealth and property instead of responsibility and performance, and we are all determined to destroy this system under all conditions”
@@sjwarialaw8155 😂. And says it all backwards.
Cockatoos have extraordinarily long life spans...can get to be 100 years or more so maybe he's speaking an old obscure language that nobody knows anymore.
He''s summoning an elder god to bring wrath upon the human.
Swears
0:23 sounds like it says “I could sell your soul”
Holy shit it does!! Listen again and slow it down
Lmfao
Omg!!!! I'm laughing so hard now. Thank you
It sounds like "I could sell your soul, fk head," but we know he doesn't really say that it just really sounds like an angry Aussie.
No! He did say it!
I can't get over how adorable Max is. I am lucky that I can use the manicure sander on Felix's claws at home without too much difficulty but if his claws aren't done we cant have hugs.
Your absolutely adorable 🥰
Cockatoo: *what english sound like to non english speakers.*
I own big bed you teach me English ok
@@Milan-rc9on tf
Ahmed Ibn Amin k u need know basic word then watch english TH-cam vid. I know English good now because of yt vids. U Know in 6 months if u watch many day
Ahmed Ibn Amin not with subtitle that’s not ok no subtitle u will learn words with the game/thing they do like shooting (guy with pew pew)
@@LolLol-ey7ro i think hes asking for sex because he said he has a big bed
Your bird seems to be speaking backwards Latin. Call an exorcist
dude it actually sounds like latim but backwards
666 likes... interesting...
@@steggasaurus64 Rightttt i just saw that
^^^Breezy would say, "Everyone gangster until everyone speaking Latin backwards." 😒
Was he speaking nitaL
That is one of the funniest videos clips of a bird I've seen. Absolutely hilarious!
Am I imagining it or did I hear him say, “ Butthead!” This is such class! I love parrots so much.
Did the vet manage to get the demon out of him?
parrotprodigy productions ALL animals HATE going to the vet...PERIOD.
NOPE.AVI
parrotprodigy productions yeah and I hate going to the gynecologist too ...what if I started carrying on like that because I didn't want to go...
parrotprodigy productions also never heard of a dog who like to go to the vet...how odd...
@@ernestinemaloy6752 my dog loves going to the vet, it's favorite thing in the world
*"I need celery at 7 degrees."*
"Quit saying words like that."
im like wait what in the name of mira is that bird saying max is satan
Anakarina omg
I need celery at 7 degrees.
😂😂😂
ÆRational LMFAO
That’s the funniest bird I’ve e😅ver seen!
OMFG HAHAHAAHa I watched this the first time a long time ago and it popped up on my Yt today. How much I love this😂🤣😂🤣😂💖💖💖
1:23 That bird has a twisted double personality. First, he is spouting some voodoo magic ass words at you and then he changes to a hysterical middle aged woman.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm dying "hysterical middle aged woman"💀😂👏
No, he is like me when I use to try to get out of school act all depressed and sad, as time goes on and I am not getting my way I throw more and more caution to the wind and just start screaming and cussing like a lunatic.
😂😂😂😂😂
This comment just made my day😂
He doesn’t need a vet ... he needs holy water
Lol
@S S yes
Where's Sam and Dean Winchester...they need to see this...
only if it's allied by the priests from the exercist
And you need a holy oil for lubricant to have some fun with that body of urs
Awh, think of the stress he's under. He doesn't want to go. Can't the 'nail clipper' do home visits? That would make him feel happier.
So lovely to see him her throw a cockatoo tantrum.
What he lacks in elocution and vocabulary, he certainly makes up for in passion.
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@fred Pearson I like your profile pic. You've seen me on TV
@@choclatesaltyballz, thanks. I have? Where? When?
Are you saying you missed his soliloquy on "eating soggy, self-made celery at 7 degrees, right at Saeed's?!"
He sure does...lol!!
I would like to see "Cockatoo finds out he is going to church".
BAHAHAHAHAH
😂😭😂😭😂🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for giving me the biggest smile this week.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m sorry I’m still giggling no it didn’t take much but I love this thread it just cracks me up😂😂🤣🤣☺️
Academy award contender!
The pain is real the poor thing 😂 hope he’s doing well. ❤
"let's go"
Bird: *Demonic gibberish*
It only sounds like gibberish because you don't speak the language of the Old Ones.
There ya go 666 likes
@@clairel34 hahahahaha... that was a clever reply
Summoning of the devil has begun
No! He is talking in false tongues in an effort to correctly mock phoney evangelical preachers who steal from poor people. Well done Max.
this bird when from demon ritual to hitler speech really fast lol
Sergio0hf LOOOOL
Oh my god XDDD
Bahahaha this comment wins
Sergio0hf hahahahahahahahahahaha
lmao
Max is a great bird!!
He should be on the stage! Bless his little heart.Over reacting with fear by the sound of him...
Imagine waking up in the middle of the night and this bird begins chanting its scary. 👻
Id throw that bird outside for sure🤤
Stick to low iq pets
Tortured Dummies may want to do a spell. On the owner OOOO scary....
Just thinking this!!! Haha and the fact it's hiding under shit in the dark lmao
Omg. This made me laugh
Sounds like the bird is trying to summon Satan XDD
edit: holy crap I got 2k likes
minecraftkiwis yeah it didn't work bc I was bits
*busy
best comment XD
ha ha ha Awesome! !
I HAVE TO AGREE WITH U
Best laugh I've had all month!!
He was really emphatic!
Imagine a robber breaks in his house at night and hears that 😂
It would backfire on him and cause him to runaway!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Satan watches over their house and protects them from burglars lmao
He definitely wouldn’t be robbing that house 😂
I eat celery at 7•c
haahahhhhahhahahhahahahahhhhaha....I am crying hahahahaha. OMG. hahahahaha. And the robber gets trapped. I bet you that thief will never EVER rob again.
He's calling the devil himself.. to kill everyone in that house.
Now he's mad and cursing out the devil for not hurrying up and protecting him.
🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍
Omfg😂😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And keeps saying "sunnovabitch"
I dunno what you mean man, at 0:30 he's just saying he eats celery at 7 degrees
This bird and my dog have the same reaction when going to the vet lol
That voice is so crazy it is hard to believe he was throwing a tantrum.so funny I loved it.❤🎉❤
Sir, I am fluent in over 6 million forms of communication. This signal is not used by the alliance. It could be an Imperial code.
Jimmy Page suggested playing it backwards!!!!
1:21 the name "Darth Vader'" is clearly mentioned.
We’d better start the evacuation...
🤣🤣🤣
Prepare for ground assault