Cockatoo finding out he is going to the vet

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  • @Harpoon2theRescue
    @Harpoon2theRescue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2790

    The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here.

    • @ivanaraujo6040
      @ivanaraujo6040 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      😂

    • @miroandriy2233
      @miroandriy2233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣🤣

    • @Filippirgos
      @Filippirgos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🙌🙌🙌

    • @KabbalahSherry
      @KabbalahSherry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bahahaha! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @billlopez1636
      @billlopez1636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Good one harpoon. Anyone know when the Silmarillion movie is coming out?

  • @fredpearson5204
    @fredpearson5204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2044

    What he lacks in elocution and vocabulary, he certainly makes up for in passion.

    • @AndreaMartinez-ip2vu
      @AndreaMartinez-ip2vu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I wanted to like your comment, but it has exactly 420 likes. Please accept this comment as a like.

    • @choclatesaltyballz
      @choclatesaltyballz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @fred Pearson I like your profile pic. You've seen me on TV

    • @fredpearson5204
      @fredpearson5204 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@choclatesaltyballz, thanks. I have? Where? When?

    • @GoriBeringeifan332
      @GoriBeringeifan332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Are you saying you missed his soliloquy on "eating soggy, self-made celery at 7 degrees, right at Saeed's?!"

    • @mountaingirl3322
      @mountaingirl3322 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He sure does...lol!!

  • @juliek9248
    @juliek9248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7694

    I want to put him on the phone when my debt collectors call.

  • @ChicagoDreamer5
    @ChicagoDreamer5 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    I love how he uses his whole body to communicate the way he feels about the vet.

    • @gloryBE-o1w
      @gloryBE-o1w 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      i feel the same way about them , not all of them

    • @sunnydayyesgameofthronesno2981
      @sunnydayyesgameofthronesno2981 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@gloryBE-o1wHe also flaps his wings. Why does he do that?

    • @gloryBE-o1w
      @gloryBE-o1w หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@sunnydayyesgameofthronesno2981 it's like stretching or showing a little anger

    • @Iloveatingice
      @Iloveatingice หลายเดือนก่อน

      @sunnydayyesgameofthronesno2981 splatoon profile picture

  • @lawfulspoon4457
    @lawfulspoon4457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7003

    Guy: Ok were going to the vet.
    Bird: *Russian numbers station noises*

    • @GameOver._.
      @GameOver._. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?

    • @CS-hx8hy
      @CS-hx8hy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY, KENNETH????

    • @wolflexz
      @wolflexz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      WHAT ARE THEY BROADCAST FOR

    • @joaopedrodebarrosdaeira5466
      @joaopedrodebarrosdaeira5466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I TOLD YOUUUU I DON'T KNOOOOOW!!!

    • @patootie3529
      @patootie3529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      MASON, THE NUMBERS

  • @enchanted4468
    @enchanted4468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3004

    Me: The Bird is totally safe
    Bird: Starts opening a Portal

  • @Eisaku2
    @Eisaku2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6849

    I'd be careful forcing this birb to go anywhere. He appears to be skilled in advanced Babylonian incantation

    • @bohboh5220
      @bohboh5220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      Birblonyan*

    • @nicolenewsome4863
      @nicolenewsome4863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Lmao

    • @miroandriy2233
      @miroandriy2233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Birdylonian 🤣

    • @shirlspark_stardust
      @shirlspark_stardust 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmfaaoooo

    • @janetskene3413
      @janetskene3413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Megan Willis If you advertise locally for someone to come in and spend some time, you and your birds will all be happier. Boredom is bad. More playful interaction makes everyone better. Best of luck!

  • @jonathanpeterson1984
    @jonathanpeterson1984 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    Just imagine how he talks to the vet WHEN he gets there😂😂

    • @gloryBE-o1w
      @gloryBE-o1w 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      especially when he knows he is being ripped off

    • @Mateus01234
      @Mateus01234 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      1:58 "I didn't want to die, I didn't want do die"
      Now we know for sure he was possessed.

    • @dsedh23
      @dsedh23 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      “I know your deepest secret Kevin”

    • @tinas7909
      @tinas7909 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @celestialenigma7434
    @celestialenigma7434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2530

    I agree with your birb. He made some really good points.

    • @Spadez_Codm
      @Spadez_Codm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ikr

    • @-mv
      @-mv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Damn, I feel him tho. I wanted some chips too.

    • @reisei-5530
      @reisei-5530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So y'all are from hell?

    • @ieatlunchanddinnerforbreak7456
      @ieatlunchanddinnerforbreak7456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@reisei-5530 That's a really obvious question...
      ..
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      Of course not

    • @ehrenperez8539
      @ehrenperez8539 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Celestial Enigma homie all he did was summon all demos

  • @Cold_Hearted_World
    @Cold_Hearted_World 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3386

    When he said "arrgghhhcabt gbbvbggg araghhhasri" I really felt that.

    • @fandomfeels-ye3fo
      @fandomfeels-ye3fo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Yes i did too. Especially when he pointed out that he "iwabbbdt a ske dicorsee"...it was powerful.

    • @abstract0407
      @abstract0407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      1:50
      *That one really hit*

    • @MelodiiMilmshake
      @MelodiiMilmshake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *"ADDIDDIWADDAWAUT ADDIDDIWADDAWAUT"* ~That one bird in the video

    • @ButterToasty9514
      @ButterToasty9514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too 😔

    • @peterbeadman2509
      @peterbeadman2509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      His ahhhhwidcabbbbbbbbataaatooahhhhta , resonated with me. In fact I feel max has got the whole thing worked out and should move ( with Dan Obviously) to the uk to negotiate the Brexit transition and trade negotiations.

  • @MollyWat
    @MollyWat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4071

    Bird: *_shfjjskfkja gjsjjfksjfk jshfjsjfj_*
    Owner: you better quit saying words like that >:(

    • @tinasteer2507
      @tinasteer2507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      L Jax TH-cam I thought he was saying son of a bitch!

    • @gamerfanasylover8351
      @gamerfanasylover8351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tinasteer2507 same

    • @hahman1st
      @hahman1st 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Exorcist movie released

    • @kesselsauer4441
      @kesselsauer4441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *shheffefeffefefa sheffafefeahfafheh*

    • @juliew1426
      @juliew1426 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @t c 😂😂🤣

  • @mothost6929
    @mothost6929 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1018

    The way he transitions from demonic ramblings to a full blown tantrum in the middle of the video will always be funny to me

  • @MATRIX6162
    @MATRIX6162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5836

    Friend: Don’t worry my bird is so cute
    Bird: Starts to summon Cthulhu

    • @loganrex6205
      @loganrex6205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      But you're supposed to say iya iya cuthulu fathagen or something like that

    • @Cat-pw5qr
      @Cat-pw5qr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@loganrex6205 It's... It's a joke.

    • @loganrex6205
      @loganrex6205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Cat-pw5qr I know . But I'd like u to search for the cuthulu chant.

    • @monkmonk3621
      @monkmonk3621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Cat-pw5qr are you fluent in Cthulhu chant?

    • @Cat-pw5qr
      @Cat-pw5qr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@monkmonk3621 No, why would I be?

  • @chris51330
    @chris51330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2625

    0:23 sounds like it says “I could sell your soul”

    • @jakefink680
      @jakefink680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      Holy shit it does!! Listen again and slow it down

    • @WhisperingPersona
      @WhisperingPersona 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lmfao

    • @thegoodnessness
      @thegoodnessness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Omg!!!! I'm laughing so hard now. Thank you

    • @thegoodnessness
      @thegoodnessness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It sounds like "I could sell your soul, fk head," but we know he doesn't really say that it just really sounds like an angry Aussie.

    • @karlawilliams8865
      @karlawilliams8865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No! He did say it!

  • @als3243
    @als3243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8231

    This makes me laugh so hard. First he speaks like he's a demon, then he throws a tantrum like he's a three year old child, protesting.

    • @sharonsparks900
      @sharonsparks900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      That’s exactly how old they are in human behaviors.

    • @w41duvernay
      @w41duvernay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      Oddly, these parrots have the intelligence of a human child.

    • @El_Presidente_5337
      @El_Presidente_5337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      My budgie is responding to the satanic messages.

    • @avawings.9335
      @avawings.9335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He was saying some of a bitch

    • @ok-qb8ir
      @ok-qb8ir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@El_Presidente_5337 oh no!

  • @nicolemaxwell2943
    @nicolemaxwell2943 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +231

    Congratulations Mr. Max T.V. This video is now 10 years old today!

  • @milesbeler3974
    @milesbeler3974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5426

    It's insane how similar this is to a human tantrum! The tone, the head movement, the body language (helpless angry flailing). It's like telling a two year old no.

    • @SilentSoulWhisper
      @SilentSoulWhisper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      I thought I was the only one who noticed the body language of a human 😅

    • @briane173
      @briane173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      Dan pretty much IS telling a two-year-old "No." Most cockatoos have a brain and mind that functions at the level of a 4 year old, so in that way it's not surprising. But this guy isn't afraid to tell Dan what he thinks -- about going to the vet or anything else he doesn't approve of.

    • @patriciapeterson
      @patriciapeterson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Owing a parrot is like have a 2 - 3 year old for the next 80 to 100 years

    • @crispy7499
      @crispy7499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Most parrots are like children in intelligence so that adds up

    • @shikenkanade
      @shikenkanade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Not during the first few minutes. He sounds like he's summoning a demon.

  • @goldgamer6796
    @goldgamer6796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +833

    I don't think you should've taken him
    He delivered an amazing arguement

    • @sassiebrat
      @sassiebrat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Goldgamer 679...THIS deserves A LOT more thumbs up!

    • @udontknowmepixels7103
      @udontknowmepixels7103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm pissing myself with laughter👏👏

    • @goldgamer6796
      @goldgamer6796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      664 likes?
      Didn't expect that tbh!

    • @lullubelljingles9567
      @lullubelljingles9567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@goldgamer6796 your up to 672 now it's in everyone's feed .

    • @violetsterling67
      @violetsterling67 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I'm here Nov. 7 2024 and you now have 817 likes goldgamer!

  • @diggity2749
    @diggity2749 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3803

    Your bird sounds like a Black Sabbath album played backwards.

  • @lindamanas954
    @lindamanas954 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    I like it when he sways from side to side when he gets angry. So adorable!

    • @kc5402
      @kc5402 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      In animals, "swaying" behaviour, or repeated side-to-side movements, can often be a signal of great stress. If the bird is mimicking a human tantrum, then he has obviously witnessed angry behaviour, and it may be traumatic for him. He's reliving bad memories, so I don't find it "adorable" at all.

    • @blomgaming6480
      @blomgaming6480 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kc5402 not max tho

    • @Hodaris_Darlin
      @Hodaris_Darlin 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      ​@@kc5402Max's previous owner abused him, swore at him & banged on his cage to the point that it caused dents in the cage. This video is several years old & Max doesn't swear anymore (although he does chuck a tantrum when it's vet day) which is testament to the stellar care, kindness & decency Dan has shown Max since.

    • @lindamanas954
      @lindamanas954 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I had no idea. So sorry@@kc5402

    • @SR-iy4gg
      @SR-iy4gg 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@kc5402 Get a grip, buddy. The bird is pitching a fit. Animals don't like going to the vet.

  • @Pedakin
    @Pedakin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2337

    I’m 99% sure that bird cursed at you at least once.

    • @dgeneeknapp3168
      @dgeneeknapp3168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Definitely called him "Butt head" AT LEAST twice.

    • @GreenieGuest
      @GreenieGuest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I’m pretty sure that bird cursed him in the beginning with all his chants.

    • @lmtt123
      @lmtt123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      My furniture is floating

    • @TheTsunaru
      @TheTsunaru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I've heard "son of a bitch" at least 30 times

  • @cjxsn6810
    @cjxsn6810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6217

    Everyone ganster until the bird starts speaking enchanting table.

    • @sm173r6
      @sm173r6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Why you gotta steal this commemt mate.

    • @cjxsn6810
      @cjxsn6810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@sm173r6 Um I didn't? Edit I found another comment surprising similar to mine but on god I didn't steal cuz I didn't even see it. I don't waste my time doing that. "Everyone gangster until ... starts speaking enchanting table" is a common meme

    • @jogumemajoli
      @jogumemajoli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@sm173r6 this guy doesnt know the concept of memes/jokes

    • @J-Wall
      @J-Wall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @GoreMag Recycled humor all the time!

    • @williamcattr267
      @williamcattr267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "We still be gangsta, yo. Bird or no bird."
      Everyone gangster until (fill in the blank, whatever comes to mind).
      About as ubiquitous as "It is what it is."

  • @JoyfulCrow
    @JoyfulCrow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3472

    The fact that this SOUNDS so much like actual words is making my brain hurt.

    • @x7rr_r
      @x7rr_r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      It's actually normal for parrots who have been risen by a human

    • @JoyfulCrow
      @JoyfulCrow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      @@x7rr_r I know it's normal. That doesn't mean it isn't messing with my head lol

    • @Rafael_Fuchs
      @Rafael_Fuchs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      @@JoyfulCrow If you think that's bad, there's other birds who replicate human speech near perfectly, and have an understanding of it to some capacity. They're entirely capable of forming statements out of words/phrases they've learned.

    • @starlegends3092
      @starlegends3092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr

    • @banina1836
      @banina1836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      This is my whole experience with 'actual words' even - I'm partially deaf

  • @bevsmith4225
    @bevsmith4225 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +99

    After so many years, this will never not be funny....❤

  • @huntsman9316
    @huntsman9316 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2262

    Maybe he’s thirsty.
    Give him some holy water.

    • @alithegreatbaddyshabbiri2018
      @alithegreatbaddyshabbiri2018 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Awesomekat no holy water won’t work *grabs bible and cross* MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEL YOU!

    • @jamesbuchanan9264
      @jamesbuchanan9264 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It

    • @huntsman9316
      @huntsman9316 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      James Buchanan what?

    • @gil658
      @gil658 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahaha

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ughhhahahaha! HAHAHAHAHA! You have no power here, Gandalf The Gray!

  • @theblueneko677
    @theblueneko677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3805

    "Cmon lets go to the vet"
    *demonic chanting*

    • @KamenRiderRaiden
      @KamenRiderRaiden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      "Max stop summoning satan and get in your carrier, we gotta get there for 1:25"

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He is saying 'sonofabitch' on repeat

    • @MzSuzy2698
      @MzSuzy2698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The Blue Neko Hahaha!! I had to learn on my first bird never to say something to a bird that you don't want to hear reacted over and over.

    • @talsapps
      @talsapps 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sugarnads
      When?

    • @judyholiday1794
      @judyholiday1794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      My step brother taught his to say some very colorful things..However, my all time fav was whenever the phone would ring he would yell out for someone to answer that damn phone already..Lol!!

  • @WildBassfly
    @WildBassfly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3113

    Did the vet manage to get the demon out of him?

    • @ernestinemaloy6752
      @ernestinemaloy6752 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      parrotprodigy productions ALL animals HATE going to the vet...PERIOD.

    • @CryBlueofZ
      @CryBlueofZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      NOPE.AVI

    • @ernestinemaloy6752
      @ernestinemaloy6752 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      parrotprodigy productions yeah and I hate going to the gynecologist too ...what if I started carrying on like that because I didn't want to go...

    • @ernestinemaloy6752
      @ernestinemaloy6752 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      parrotprodigy productions also never heard of a dog who like to go to the vet...how odd...

    • @willtofish
      @willtofish 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ernestinemaloy6752 my dog loves going to the vet, it's favorite thing in the world

  • @Alice-ef3wj
    @Alice-ef3wj ปีที่แล้ว +75

    this is an accurate depiction of me before an exam

  • @Birbsters
    @Birbsters 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1553

    Guy: OK, we're going to the vet!
    Bird: *DEMONIC CHANT DEMONIC CHANT DEMONIC CHANT*

    • @usefulnuisance7108
      @usefulnuisance7108 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Let's do our part to get this to 666 likes.

    • @Daliaxez
      @Daliaxez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      usefulnuisance yes

    • @hodamandy
      @hodamandy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Raven X cracked me laughing cuz its what i thought while watching hehehe

    • @eliseojacobo7323
      @eliseojacobo7323 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aric Dilbeck ROTFLMAO

    • @OneHope4Heaven
      @OneHope4Heaven 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's SPOOKY! I've NEVER heard a bird have those tones in his voice! What the heck's he saying anyway??!!

  • @smilez_xp6097
    @smilez_xp6097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6033

    Human: Vet time.
    Parrot: *Begins speaking in old forgotten tongues*

    • @sjwarialaw8155
      @sjwarialaw8155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Actually he is speaking Cockatish, he spends the first minute and a half saying: "I don't want to go!"
      Then at around 1:25 he gives a speech:
      “We are socialists, we are enemies of today’s capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of the economically weak, with its unfair salaries, with its unseemly evaluation of a human being according to wealth and property instead of responsibility and performance, and we are all determined to destroy this system under all conditions”

    • @angelwings7930
      @angelwings7930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@sjwarialaw8155 😂. And says it all backwards.

    • @lezzman
      @lezzman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Cockatoos have extraordinarily long life spans...can get to be 100 years or more so maybe he's speaking an old obscure language that nobody knows anymore.

    • @GaryCameron
      @GaryCameron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      He''s summoning an elder god to bring wrath upon the human.

    • @rosalynzografos
      @rosalynzografos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Swears

  • @tonyhardy4024
    @tonyhardy4024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18576

    Jesus Christ. Imagine hearing that in the middle of the night and not knowing what it was.

    • @northchurch753
      @northchurch753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1370

      Get me my holy water, a bible and a crucifix

    • @rasineidedossantossantos5094
      @rasineidedossantossantos5094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +742

      @@northchurch753 and the holy hand grenade

    • @jlzielinski
      @jlzielinski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +429

      Jesus Christ would be the right thing to say hearing that in the middle of the night

    • @northchurch753
      @northchurch753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@rasineidedossantossantos5094 First we must read from the Book of Armaments

    • @sharpendesign6604
      @sharpendesign6604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Lmao i would seriously pass away hahaha

  • @hooparainbowbraceypkmonand7862
    @hooparainbowbraceypkmonand7862 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    Bro I swear this bird went from unintelligible to "I CAN DO WHAT I WANT, I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!"

    • @amandawilliams8715
      @amandawilliams8715 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      i hear that he says I will not go to the vet

  • @beepot2764
    @beepot2764 7 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    My god the amount of prank calls you could make with that demon bird chanting.

    • @theyellowshoe
      @theyellowshoe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      bee pot loved your comment

  • @reanaa
    @reanaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4004

    What I would give to understand what he's saying. Because he's clearly got opinions.

    • @AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable
      @AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Oh it is nothing out of the ordinary, you know, he is rather young and he has never had a job, used to his owner paying all the bills, so he is a commie and he is angry bernie threw the commies under the bus. But just wait till he gets a job and moves away from home, so he has to make his own decisions and pay his own bills and show personal responsibility to his wife, then it will solve itself and he will be a strong conservative who is against high taxes and abortions and the commies

    • @PeninsulaPaintings
      @PeninsulaPaintings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I occasionally hear "it's ____ degrees." But that's all I can decipher. We need some stronger equipment, clearly human brains are not powerful enough to understand him.

    • @corvid8461
      @corvid8461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable dude it's a bird.

    • @killerqueenisbestmanneko8419
      @killerqueenisbestmanneko8419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@corvid8461 is this guy actually triggred by the possibility of communist birds

    • @lindshlac9006
      @lindshlac9006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable But perfectly happy to use the socialist programs that benefit him like police agriculture subsidies, public education, ss, and medicare.

  • @toxicvidz01
    @toxicvidz01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2129

    Sounds like the drive through speaker box at McDonalds

  • @judil3294
    @judil3294 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    This is just amazing. Thanks for alerting us to it being 10 years. Feels like yesterday.

  • @3musketeersmum
    @3musketeersmum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2392

    😂 he's a mix of a toddler,a mouthy teen & a grumpy old man 😂 I loves him ❤

  • @Rainalot
    @Rainalot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4618

    “I eat celery at 7 degrees Celsius.”

    • @kayenaatsandhuks
      @kayenaatsandhuks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Lmaoooooo

    • @kristen_rose
      @kristen_rose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I’m laughing so hard my face hurts

    • @StevieD1
      @StevieD1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Holy crap, you're right!

    • @CD-oq8em
      @CD-oq8em 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Now I cannot stop hearing it.

    • @Zetsuke4
      @Zetsuke4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ?

  • @zeldaprincessgirl100
    @zeldaprincessgirl100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3157

    Imagine a robber breaks in his house at night and hears that 😂

    • @shaniaemilyshannysamuels2414
      @shaniaemilyshannysamuels2414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      It would backfire on him and cause him to runaway!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Rockonymous
      @Rockonymous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Satan watches over their house and protects them from burglars lmao

    • @alexthafirst
      @alexthafirst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      He definitely wouldn’t be robbing that house 😂

    • @BeetleJack_07
      @BeetleJack_07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I eat celery at 7•c

    • @evarojas2567
      @evarojas2567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      haahahhhhahhahahhahahahahhhhaha....I am crying hahahahaha. OMG. hahahahaha. And the robber gets trapped. I bet you that thief will never EVER rob again.

  • @hound3kz
    @hound3kz ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Lmfaoooo!!!! I love the flapping for emphasis! At one point he sounded like he was saying, “It’s not fair!” But all our fur and feathered babies are the same because nobody likes the vet! 😅

  • @betthat313
    @betthat313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1908

    He's calling the devil himself.. to kill everyone in that house.
    Now he's mad and cursing out the devil for not hurrying up and protecting him.

    • @sarah6557
      @sarah6557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍

    • @johnlloidseguiro6236
      @johnlloidseguiro6236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omfg😂😂🤣

    • @annieallen894
      @annieallen894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @k.umquat8604
      @k.umquat8604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And keeps saying "sunnovabitch"

    • @lucar5281
      @lucar5281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I dunno what you mean man, at 0:30 he's just saying he eats celery at 7 degrees

  • @ephemera...
    @ephemera... 5 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    I love the flapping wings to emphasise what he’s saying.

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I AM SERIOUS DAAAAD

    • @joeo7257
      @joeo7257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@CBRN-115 He must be Italian.

    • @sysouls1599
      @sysouls1599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I NEVER WANTED TO GO I NEVER WANTED TO GO I NEVER WANTED TO GO I NEVER WANTED TO GO

  • @shubverse
    @shubverse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5507

    Imagine being a thief breaking into this house middle of the night and seeing this bird summoning Satan on you

    • @antoniomf8399
      @antoniomf8399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Me: Theres no one in the house
      Also me 2 min later: Jesus is this a summining ritual ? 😱😓

    • @ytucharliesierra
      @ytucharliesierra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Especially if Satan is the name of the residential Doberweiler. Hahahaha

    • @michaelmccarty1327
      @michaelmccarty1327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      A burglar walks through a window at night, and hears a voice:
      “God is watching...”
      He looks around but sees nothing.
      “God is watching!”
      He’s freaking out he turns a corner.
      “GOD IS WATCHING!”
      It’s just a parrot in a cage.
      “Oh, you scared me little guy. What’s your name?”
      “Moses,” says the parrot.
      “Who names their parrot Moses?”
      “The same one who named his pit bull God.”

    • @sterjulie
      @sterjulie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Scary, especially when he starts stomping his foot!

    • @athensmajnoo3661
      @athensmajnoo3661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The thief would give up his profession for good!!

  • @margaretsanders-to5kf
    @margaretsanders-to5kf ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I have watched this video so many times and it still makes me laugh. Max has more personality than some people I know and so lovable. You two are so lucky to have found each other. Much love and thanks.

    • @BjornMaxson-ju5rv
      @BjornMaxson-ju5rv ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hello Margaret, how're you doing today??

  • @brittanycoates7562
    @brittanycoates7562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1978

    I love how he pauses & looks at Dan to see if his ramblings convinced him to not take him to the vet lol he's hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

    • @harveywallbanger3123
      @harveywallbanger3123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Crazy how the bird knows that's the noises humans make when they're protesting. Even the emphatic head movements. He's been paying close attention. Now he's pleading his case!

    • @politicallycorrectredskin796
      @politicallycorrectredskin796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Honestly, this is why pets and vets work much better if they give home visits. It used to be an ordeal whenever I had to help my mom take her cats to the vet. But then we found one who comes to her house, and now the cats have zero vet anxiety. Doesn't matter why he's coming, even if it's to put them down when they go blind or what have you. No fear at all. My conclusion is that they weren't actually scared of the vet. They just hated the disruptive and forced process of going there.

    • @Hodaris_Darlin
      @Hodaris_Darlin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@politicallycorrectredskin796 Why would you put a cat to sleep just because it went blind? They can still live long & happy lives without their eyesight.
      It's difficult, but not an ordeal taking my cat to the vet. I just don't make a big deal out of it, so he doesn't completely freak out, he simply tries to hide.

    • @politicallycorrectredskin796
      @politicallycorrectredskin796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Hodaris_Darlin Cats are different. My mom's cats are all and always have been libertarians. Her kitchen window has been open almost the entire time for the last thirty years, so her cats get outdoor habits. The blind one was very old at the end, 19 I think, and every day for most of them she had gone out, across the street and laid in the sun so she could stare at my mom when she went to the store. Then she went back inside when my mom came back and followed her around the house the rest of the day.
      When she got blind and kept wanting to walk across the street every day it just became impossible.She would have been run over sooner or later. And you can't lock up libertarians. They get miserable immediately.

    • @pacthesir
      @pacthesir 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My favorite part

  • @JesseRela
    @JesseRela 6 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    I love how he occasionally pauses and waits for his owner to react and just seems to get louder and louder each time

    • @dustinparker3573
      @dustinparker3573 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Jess Bridgette lol, my Sun conure does the same thing when he has an attitude he talks his smack then pauses and watches my reaction, funny stuff.

    • @elirien4264
      @elirien4264 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jess Bridgette I that's what he's doing. They have the intelligence of a human toddler and can be just as bratty.

  • @DragonSword227
    @DragonSword227 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6321

    0:30 I eat celery at 7 degrees.

  • @TheDreadfulReaper02
    @TheDreadfulReaper02 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    Today marks 10 years since this video has been uploaded and 10 years of laughter and enjoyment. Congratulations to both Max and Dan!!! 🥳🎉

  • @thelonecabbage7834
    @thelonecabbage7834 6 ปีที่แล้ว +848

    I like how he politely waits until you're done scolding him before yelling back at you.

  • @PleaseDoNotDoThis
    @PleaseDoNotDoThis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2731

    I would like to see "Cockatoo finds out he is going to church".

    • @ThePurplePapaya
      @ThePurplePapaya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      BAHAHAHAHAH

    • @blakman41
      @blakman41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂😭😂😭😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @whoareyoutoaccuseme
      @whoareyoutoaccuseme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thank you for giving me the biggest smile this week.

    • @Lima3578user
      @Lima3578user 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @JeanetteKo1
      @JeanetteKo1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m sorry I’m still giggling no it didn’t take much but I love this thread it just cracks me up😂😂🤣🤣☺️

  • @minecraftstampyfan22
    @minecraftstampyfan22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2564

    when he said *“ABAJSGAKUEISIABAJQUAJ”* , i felt that 😔✊🏻

    • @Spoopy_man
      @Spoopy_man 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ikr

    • @rp479
      @rp479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Legit

    • @cokeandballtorture
      @cokeandballtorture 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      the captions are too accurate

    • @annaliesecancilla894
      @annaliesecancilla894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      gwen I dont know why but this comment got actual guffaws out of me

    • @moustachecreeps8113
      @moustachecreeps8113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I felt the demon that had been summoned

  • @kim.4100
    @kim.4100 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Max cracks me up and always makes me smile. When I am having a bad day, I watch Max. ❤

  • @ohmyblindman
    @ohmyblindman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4566

    That bird has more personality than half the people I know.

    • @mikuenjoyerXD
      @mikuenjoyerXD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @SgtBaker16 this one's got too much personality!

    • @ZaxorVonSkyler
      @ZaxorVonSkyler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      That's because if an adult acted like this in public they would get thrown into a mental hospital.

    • @waterhead1029
      @waterhead1029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @SgtBaker16 We can't all have your sense of humor.

    • @VeryLovingRN
      @VeryLovingRN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ZaxorVonSkyler lol

    • @pacthesir
      @pacthesir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same here

  • @TreBoogie0
    @TreBoogie0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1360

    Love him or hate him,
    He is spitting some straight facts👏😐

    • @peachykeen1474
      @peachykeen1474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      LMFAO

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aah I get it

    • @efgdyd
      @efgdyd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He said I don't want to go

    • @AR-dq8rm
      @AR-dq8rm 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahah

    • @P1NKDEMON.
      @P1NKDEMON. 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ;-;

  • @shadowsnake94
    @shadowsnake94 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2904

    this new Exorcist movie is taking a weird direction

  • @CelestialDarkness45
    @CelestialDarkness45 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

    Ah yes. The start of “celery at 7 degrees”

    • @TheReelDealFilmReviews
      @TheReelDealFilmReviews 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My Husband said it sounds like that and concurs 😂

    • @toericabaker
      @toericabaker หลายเดือนก่อน

      I had to scroll surprisingly long for this comment

    • @TheReelDealFilmReviews
      @TheReelDealFilmReviews หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@toericabaker 😂

  • @SuchetanaChatterjee
    @SuchetanaChatterjee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    love him or hate him he's spitting straight facts

    • @meggy2168
      @meggy2168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      helix i e a t c e l e r y a t s e v e n d e g r e e s 0:30

    • @wookieelee38
      @wookieelee38 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That is so funny

    • @tatertott2390
      @tatertott2390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @taradactule6052
      @taradactule6052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@meggy2168 😂😂😂😂 truer words have never been spoken

    • @MissMeina
      @MissMeina 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was guna like but didnt wanna ruin the 666

  • @rxseynats4974
    @rxseynats4974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2418

    “I eat celery at 7 degrees” 😂💀

    • @RomanSimkins
      @RomanSimkins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      E.

    • @hoodyg9129
      @hoodyg9129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      cannot unhear

    • @briane173
      @briane173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      For reals. I've been listening to this guy for 3 years now and if there's a common refrain during his more pugnacious moods it's that he eats celery at 7°. One only hopes that's 7°C and not 7°F, although that beak could plow through a frozen celery no problem.

    • @jenniferbell2829
      @jenniferbell2829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Your now our official bird translator!!

    • @ianherrick3526
      @ianherrick3526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      “You better quit saying words like that!”

  • @kygal
    @kygal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2889

    The way he emphasized his anger under the table! 🤣😂💜

    • @allylou5151
      @allylou5151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Love it💖

    • @allylou5151
      @allylou5151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I thought Max was chilled cockatoo in another video LOL 🤣 now seen this LOL

    • @joseffinat966
      @joseffinat966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@allylou5151 verbeeld je nou maar niets , een klik en je bent weer achter de deur 🚪 dus grote mond dan terstond en dan voor langere tijd ,aan geleuter heb ik niets aan

    • @cherylbaxter8986
      @cherylbaxter8986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      With his head an wings

    • @saramitchelmac
      @saramitchelmac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣😂

  • @margaretsanders-to5kf
    @margaretsanders-to5kf ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I have watched this video so many times and it always makes me laugh. No wonder you love him so much. All credit to Dan for giving him a wonderful life. Such a lucky bird. ❤

  • @LoboPreto
    @LoboPreto 6 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    "You can summon demons from the nether realms all you want... You are still going to the vet"

  • @zurao
    @zurao 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2081

    "let's go"
    Bird: *Demonic gibberish*

    • @clairel34
      @clairel34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      It only sounds like gibberish because you don't speak the language of the Old Ones.

    • @averythompson5577
      @averythompson5577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      There ya go 666 likes

    • @AliAkkan0217
      @AliAkkan0217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@clairel34 hahahahaha... that was a clever reply

    • @ciaramorales4096
      @ciaramorales4096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Summoning of the devil has begun

    • @davidbrown8763
      @davidbrown8763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No! He is talking in false tongues in an effort to correctly mock phoney evangelical preachers who steal from poor people. Well done Max.

  • @rich-qk7dc
    @rich-qk7dc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2424

    The vet died suddenly of unknown causes right before the appointment

  • @arasinclair4193
    @arasinclair4193 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    How does he sound like he is both the priest performing the exorcism and the one being possessed. Now that is pure talent. But as it seems, the daemons were not exercised 😹
    Soooo stinken cute ♥️

  • @inkdrop2051
    @inkdrop2051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1425

    Apparently, if your life lacks drama, a cockatoo is the perfect pet for that deficiency.

    • @mkvrtgo
      @mkvrtgo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂

    • @deannabosworth9306
      @deannabosworth9306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I so agree...hes so much fun!

    • @missbouncyball01
      @missbouncyball01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Absolutely, or if you need someone to be your hype man or dance partner

    • @PippaPPod
      @PippaPPod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ink drop
      Cockatoos freak me out for some reason. They can be very aggressive. And they got “the crazy eyes.” This one especially freaks me out! Yikes, poor little guy. He’s super stressed.

    • @justanotherghost4589
      @justanotherghost4589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@PippaPPod one screamed directly in my ear once, made me have a panic attack, it was an immensely stressed one too, so they're definitely something

  • @cosmar7875
    @cosmar7875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1984

    Owner: “lets go to the vet, come on”
    Parrot: **speaks mincraft enchanting table language**

    • @martinator_videns
      @martinator_videns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You, sir, made a good caption, and I thank you for being a hero!

    • @ki03s
      @ki03s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m pretty sure he doesn’t speak the galactic alphabet

    • @allennguyen8977
      @allennguyen8977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao

    • @zzoinks
      @zzoinks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Max is the perfect voice actor for a monster (in a horror movie). You would never know where the sound was recorded/how it was made.

  • @Swoost
    @Swoost 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1888

    jesus its like hes stating his case in an ancient dead language

    • @ronickokeith7085
      @ronickokeith7085 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Swoost lol

    • @lushpaw1
      @lushpaw1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i laughed so hard at this. so true.

    • @141sharon270
      @141sharon270 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean he isn't !!! lol

    • @pavelstoikov3780
      @pavelstoikov3780 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      dont give him to smoke weed damit :D

    • @siryeeter4374
      @siryeeter4374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So, hes asking help from his ancestors from 100 years ago?

  • @Cathyann51222
    @Cathyann51222 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I remember the first time I saw this. Totally endeared me to Max! He cracked me up then and still makes me laugh out loud! Love him!❤❤😅😅

  • @superamper
    @superamper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1318

    "Cockatoo finding out he is going to the exorcist"

    • @chloeflores8683
      @chloeflores8683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He’s like oh no! Oh no! I don’t wanna go I got to get out of here oh crap. Who needs to get their nails trimmed anyway.

    • @Bee-tj8gc
      @Bee-tj8gc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He sounds like a baseball sports announcer from the 1920s

    • @14Jezka831
      @14Jezka831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John Redcornholio He sure does! 🤣

    • @audreejamie4873
      @audreejamie4873 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOLOLOLOLOL

    • @shhhyourtooloud257
      @shhhyourtooloud257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The bird be like "Welp gotta summon a few demons to aid me"

  • @socratese5
    @socratese5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1343

    Max: Gives the most passionate speech ever about personal freedom
    Dan: “You gotta get your nails done”

    • @gamayun1224
      @gamayun1224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Best comment :)))))

    • @czntrm
      @czntrm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      😂😂😂
      Max: "Weren't you listening to what I just said?"

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Such an odd creature to actually have a brain!

    • @ernestinemaloy6752
      @ernestinemaloy6752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@TheGuardDuck max went apeshit...then he went to the vet...

    • @Ze_Bee4828
      @Ze_Bee4828 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This

  • @Nik-jy6sl
    @Nik-jy6sl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2717

    The fact that he hides in a dark place to “talk” like that makes this even more disturbing

    • @MASKEDASMR1
      @MASKEDASMR1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nik lol

    • @kesselsauer4441
      @kesselsauer4441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The 666 likes just conveys the fact that he’s terrifying.

    • @ernestinemaloy2820
      @ernestinemaloy2820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kesselsauer4441 whoomp there it is....666

    • @zzzbhdshjer
      @zzzbhdshjer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am your 1000th like

    • @danutahanyga4834
      @danutahanyga4834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @jack masri This child doesn't whine! He is feisty. It's a tantrum, only hilarious.

  • @Wrestlinglavingebizkit
    @Wrestlinglavingebizkit หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    0:30 celery at 7 degrees

  • @FaisGlamMemoir
    @FaisGlamMemoir 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1924

    He doesn’t need a vet ... he needs holy water

    • @philipstefanini1871
      @philipstefanini1871 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @ovaisbilal
      @ovaisbilal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @S S yes

    • @sharonmuthama667
      @sharonmuthama667 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Where's Sam and Dean Winchester...they need to see this...

    • @seanla38
      @seanla38 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      only if it's allied by the priests from the exercist

    • @johnmanni227
      @johnmanni227 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      And you need a holy oil for lubricant to have some fun with that body of urs

  • @jonathanryan9946
    @jonathanryan9946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5899

    How did you get him in the carrier eventually? Holy Water?

    • @sarahmurphy8030
      @sarahmurphy8030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

      Two priests..two crucifix and a gallon of holy water😂

    • @lilacKurage
      @lilacKurage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Oh no he actually made it look like a hole to the underground with some dirt, candles and a red led light. He went by himself, thinking he was running away

    • @tomsullivan5663
      @tomsullivan5663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Magnets

    • @Patty77Barboza
      @Patty77Barboza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      🤣🤣

    • @danab3861
      @danab3861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂💯

  • @princesshannahbanana2090
    @princesshannahbanana2090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    “My child is an angel and wouldn’t do anything wrong.”
    Her child:

  • @celestialskye1
    @celestialskye1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Imagine being told off by a sweet bird 🕊️ 🤣🤣
    Last time I wrote on here was 7 years ago ~ it's still funny in 2024!

  • @OodlesMyNoodles
    @OodlesMyNoodles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2193

    Your bird seems to be speaking backwards Latin. Call an exorcist

    • @donttellthem2280
      @donttellthem2280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      dude it actually sounds like latim but backwards

    • @steggasaurus64
      @steggasaurus64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      666 likes... interesting...

    • @onlycrimson9353
      @onlycrimson9353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@steggasaurus64 Rightttt i just saw that

    • @williamcattr267
      @williamcattr267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ^^^Breezy would say, "Everyone gangster until everyone speaking Latin backwards." 😒

    • @0myzack765
      @0myzack765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Was he speaking nitaL

  • @anabananakarina
    @anabananakarina 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1409

    *"I need celery at 7 degrees."*
    "Quit saying words like that."

    • @vernoncullumvlogs1279
      @vernoncullumvlogs1279 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      im like wait what in the name of mira is that bird saying max is satan

    • @Boomstick2171
      @Boomstick2171 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Anakarina omg

    • @piiebug3887
      @piiebug3887 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I need celery at 7 degrees.

    • @AquaBubblez13
      @AquaBubblez13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂

    • @wolfie662
      @wolfie662 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ÆRational LMFAO

  • @Heneling
    @Heneling ปีที่แล้ว +732

    I was in a store once and they had one in a cage, a lady went up to it and said hello and it just screamed ‘PISS OFF’ at her 😂

    • @leannaburroughs-pz1np
      @leannaburroughs-pz1np ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Lol, something we all wish we could say!

    • @charnight181
      @charnight181 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ​@@leannaburroughs-pz1npand some of us (!) actually even do say. 😂😂

    • @markhill9275
      @markhill9275 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well, they are Aussies, and we say what we mean, and not afraid to say it!

    • @mariestreeting4213
      @mariestreeting4213 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

    • @Stevo-klo45453
      @Stevo-klo45453 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@leannaburroughs-pz1np I’m one of those that actually voice what think

  • @havingagr8time
    @havingagr8time 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    Cockatoos are the biggest characters in the animal kingdom, hands (or claws) down. And Max isn't called Max for nothing!

  • @AmishHitman73.Archive
    @AmishHitman73.Archive 9 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    They should use his voice for something in the next star wars

    • @nicolewilson1945
      @nicolewilson1945 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I would have liked Jar Jar Binks if he sounded like this guy.

    • @AmishHitman73.Archive
      @AmishHitman73.Archive 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      angeleyedboidan is he just saying his own thing? or are those words?

    • @nikker1985
      @nikker1985 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      angeleyedboidan It is not just you. This is the only thing I got too.

    • @Schlomothebest
      @Schlomothebest 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      angeleyedboidan
      I think I love Max. Give him a kiss from me, please.

    • @QuelKin12
      @QuelKin12 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      angeleyedboidan On the last part, i hear "I dont want to go, I don't want to go..." and he seems to be repeating that. Might just be me. He seems very interesting though. You must have a lot of fun with that little guy.

  • @trinadungan5840
    @trinadungan5840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1601

    My husband made me turn it off because he got scared. Lmao

    • @blackhawk8546
      @blackhawk8546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Oh that's absolutely ridiculous!! Lmao

    • @retired42002vz
      @retired42002vz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Trina Dungan Love it!!

    • @huntedjackal2833
      @huntedjackal2833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I’m watching this at night, alone in an empty house, and it’s creepin me the f out!

    • @trinadungan5840
      @trinadungan5840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @William Crawford I feel the same way about that movie. So creepy! I will not watch the Exorcist. 😖

    • @imoh171
      @imoh171 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@trinadungan5840 good decision- u wouldn't like the young lady in it - going insane

  • @nancypuckett9743
    @nancypuckett9743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    I like how he emphases some words like a human would during an argument lol

    • @harveywallbanger3123
      @harveywallbanger3123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Been paying close attention when people argue in his vicinity. I've seen this with parrots, too. They LEARN to PUNCTUATE when they're MAD!

  • @DeeDee-rs1xz
    @DeeDee-rs1xz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Congratulations Max and Dan on 10 years of memory making videos 🎉❤

  • @harveywallbanger3123
    @harveywallbanger3123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2245

    This becomes absolutely terrifying in good headphones. Max's ability to coarsely mimic human speech is absolutely fascinating: he's a very smart bird and he's listening every time you talk to him.
    I believe he's desperately trying to negotiate!

    • @checkme1830
      @checkme1830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Nah, he’s not listening to him, he’s listening to the satanic cult next door. That right there, is backwards Latin, all he needed to do was nip a finger hard enough to draw blood and boom! Instant demon birb apocalypse.

    • @HybridSpektar
      @HybridSpektar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ravens can vocalize sounds better than parrots or cockatoos

    • @caramel9154
      @caramel9154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@HybridSpektar this is true and I'm glad someone brought it up, because now I can picture medieval peasants witnessing a talking raven for the first time

    • @harveywallbanger3123
      @harveywallbanger3123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@caramel9154 lol, "It's the devil!"

    • @HybridSpektar
      @HybridSpektar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@caramel9154 now imagine a raven vocalizimg death metal vocals.

  • @johnnymclaneutah
    @johnnymclaneutah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2645

    if i woke up at night hearing that, i would shart in my pants.

    • @wormswithteeth
      @wormswithteeth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      johnnymclaneutah We all do.

    • @zimingkong8839
      @zimingkong8839 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Aye, alien invasion

    • @TheLindascrew
      @TheLindascrew 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me too lol

    • @cj57
      @cj57 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      johnnymclaneutah lmao! 😅

    • @mas2mezooo
      @mas2mezooo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would shot him

  • @Saidakine
    @Saidakine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    I love how he jumps up emphasizing his vocals and fluffs his feathers, what a temper tantrum lol.

  • @MariePrettyman
    @MariePrettyman 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I love his owner he is so patient. I don't know how we cannot bust out laughing with that bird. That bird is so funny

  • @NaOkii
    @NaOkii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2315

    "We gotta go to the vet"
    "Lemme just summon satan real quick"

    • @Megan6772
      @Megan6772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @mateuszzemojdzin7579
      @mateuszzemojdzin7579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Best comment ever

    • @Alpha0727
      @Alpha0727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I won’t like this comment only to keep it at 666 Likes!
      Edit: And now I can hit the like button! #735

    • @vm-hoss1271
      @vm-hoss1271 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Alpha0727 Ded.

    • @عبدالله-ب5ج7ر
      @عبدالله-ب5ج7ر 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Burns me up.I 31. He says satan

  • @wigsnatched.1700
    @wigsnatched.1700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1524

    I EaT CeLerY At 7 DeGrEeS

    • @ernestinemaloy6752
      @ernestinemaloy6752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Ieatceleryatsevendegrees. Ieatceleryatsevendegreesieatceleryatsevendegrees wing flapping and warbling and squawking for emphasis...all in vain cuz he ended up at the vet anyways...poor max...

    • @TanzaniteHayley
      @TanzaniteHayley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hahahaha!! Yesss

    • @neneo7486
      @neneo7486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wig? Snatched. 1:25

    • @michaelanderson1859
      @michaelanderson1859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I thought was calling his owner a "sonofabitch

    • @sand-er28
      @sand-er28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes! I finally heard it distinctly!"I eat celery at 7 degrees! I love Max!

  • @Slaegar
    @Slaegar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +856

    1:26 I don't understand his language but his enthusiasm is enough to earn my vote.

    • @kurapikakurta1997
      @kurapikakurta1997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Bird for president 2022 anyone?

    • @fnln3011
      @fnln3011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I don't know what it's saying but I do know it's swearing

    • @davidmora5433
      @davidmora5433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is the protector of the people

    • @typingcat
      @typingcat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "I'm DYING for the worse!"

    • @pinki8888
      @pinki8888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Under the table part I kinda kept hearing ‘I do what I want ‘

  • @sylvieschmitt-morel864
    @sylvieschmitt-morel864 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This video was epic …..😂 Max has so much personality 😂😂😂……❤

  • @glassandsteel
    @glassandsteel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1210

    My cockatoo makes the same noises before the portal in my basement floor opens up.

    • @randimillington1422
      @randimillington1422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂

    • @rachealward77
      @rachealward77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣😂😂

    • @karlsie
      @karlsie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah..cuz Satan!
      😁

    • @TheHolyEclipse
      @TheHolyEclipse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And then the Lord of Birds shows up and Satan steps into the same room.

    • @sharonbartley808
      @sharonbartley808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Priceless 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @EndoRadolu
    @EndoRadolu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1704

    - Let's go! You got to get in your carrier.
    - **starts speaking in demonic**

    • @mjg3825
      @mjg3825 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Endo Radolu 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nicolenewsome4863
      @nicolenewsome4863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

    • @wildbluewings
      @wildbluewings 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didn't know he hated the vet so much to get to that point! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @shirlspark_stardust
      @shirlspark_stardust 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

  • @CozyCrime101
    @CozyCrime101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1298

    Omg, his body language when he's yelling! I can't see from through my tears from laughing so hard. This made my day.

    • @paradigm_sh1ft532
      @paradigm_sh1ft532 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "F**k your carrier! F**k your vet! And F**K YOU!!"
      😂😂😂

    • @sacredrider
      @sacredrider ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I'm so glad we didn't understand him. We would learn new ways to insult someone

    • @CozyCrime101
      @CozyCrime101 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@sacredrider So true! 😂

    • @weeshirley5934
      @weeshirley5934 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me too 😭😭

    • @GratDuForloradeArgumentet
      @GratDuForloradeArgumentet ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lolll you should watch Pebbles the crazy cockatoo, I almost fell off my chair with that one

  • @RafaelaFerguson
    @RafaelaFerguson ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Max is very pretty and very expressive. I wish I could understand what he’s saying to you. Clearly, he has a lot he wants to say! 😊😊Good luck getting him to the vet!! 😊😊

  • @qoqopepper
    @qoqopepper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    I don’t understand what he’s saying but i DO understand his sentiment - unmistakably clear

    • @sophiadavenport3959
      @sophiadavenport3959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same

    • @Surayya444
      @Surayya444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      qoqo pepper lmao right !!!!

    • @eternal_napalm6442
      @eternal_napalm6442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      PISSED.

    • @dennismp
      @dennismp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Said the same exact thing when I shared this. Universal language.

    • @Jeiygo
      @Jeiygo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      qoqo pepper And what is it?

  • @reneamador8466
    @reneamador8466 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4862

    he sounds like he is summoning the demons of hell with that chant in the beggining

    • @dianamaria2538
      @dianamaria2538 8 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Rene Amador Then he says "I eat celery at 7 degrees"

    • @gabrielle.petit27
      @gabrielle.petit27 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Diana Maria sounds like he's saying "I don't give a shit" XD

    • @phoenix_luv4469
      @phoenix_luv4469 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rene Amador What if he did?

    • @kaitlinmckenzie9248
      @kaitlinmckenzie9248 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      me.

    • @mysterym444
      @mysterym444 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rene Amador lol good one

  • @linda6987
    @linda6987 ปีที่แล้ว +1433

    He doesn’t need a vet, he needs an exorcism! Too funny ♥️

  • @bradleyschnitzer9391
    @bradleyschnitzer9391 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    This new Exorcist movie looks absolutely terrifying