We are number one but we are really pure

Only some knowledgeables will understand
Lyrics
Are you a real Martinist?
Well, uh, technically... nah.
Have you ever caught a face, like, uh, like a real Face of Kurzgesagt?
Nah.
Have you ever tried a magic artifact?
Nah, nah...
Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be Martinists!
Seems Pure!
We are really Pure
Seems Pure!
We are really Pure
Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in Martinism
This is going down in 12033
If you wanna be a Martinist Number One
You have to chase an enemy facist on the run
a facist runs by
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
one of Marcin's apprentieces steps on a mine which explodes
(Shh)
(No, don't touch that!)
We are really Pure
Seems Pure!
Marcin transforms into Mr. Baj to lure the facist into eating the apple
We are really Pure
We are really Pure
Ha ha ha
Now look at this black hole bomb, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
(Throw it at him, not Malta!)
(Ugh, let's try something else)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! What are you facing!?)
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are really Pure
Seems Pure!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are really Pure
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are really Pure
Seems Pure!
Marcin loads a Martinist cannon with a 3D hexagram
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are really Pure
Seems Pure!
[With small changes]

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