I remember being there for the attempts at entering the castle, leaving the stream for a bit, and then returning to find Fail screaming about Clowns and Sh!tting. Needless to say, it was incredibly entertaining.
Fun fact: This is the premier, and the chat in the premier is spamming the emotes for controlling the game. Loving the community and teamwork effort guys
Considering how much sh!tting was involved with this stream (Which I never would've expected from a Mario 64 stream, by the way), does this technically count as a literal *_TH-cam Poop_* My favorite part of this video is the insane amount of out of context quotes you could clip, like 18:26, that timestamp is legitimately amazing
Came into this expecting just another "Chat plays X game and fails horribly", but this was downright amazing. The narrative, the commenting and song choices really brought everything together. This is probably my new favourite video of the year from you.
Something to point out: In 6:25, they die at least 58:56. The 481th fastest 70 stars (the intended minimum number to beat the game) speedrun is 58:55. Nearly 500 people can beat the game, normally, before chat and Failboat's game over
0:04 Well after the Friendship test in the Failboat vs. DougDoug stream we know for certain that this is still one of the worst things Dan did to himself
0:30 Hmm, wonder if anyone's made an edited highlight of that stream yet... xD. But seriously, I hope to see many more "Chat plays" streams in the future. They're very fun to watch (and participate in). Keep it up!
watching fail have a breakdown and then yelling "aRE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME" at his chat playing super mario 64 is the best thing i will ever see in my life
Jolly Roger bay playing whenever chat went underwater was a perfect touch, the icing on the cake. The clown emoji being crouch also ended up being a perfect fit.
This is the complete opposite of a hive mind, a mind hive, if you will. Rather than all being controlled by one, it is one being controlled by all. Just as chaotic and unpredictable as one would expect it to be.
I have to say the abrupt cut to dire dire dock/jolly roger bay music every time you touch water already has me giggling and im only 2 minutes in 100% satisfied; top tier edit
This is reminding me of that one animal crossing but strangers scene, in wich the other person dresses as a clown and starts chasing failboat down across the island.
i know dan won't see this but i wanted a place to ramble i am super thankful for the videos that you make :] i have really bad anxiety and i need something on in the background when i sleep because my mind likes to drift . your videos are perfect for that and calm me right down , so thank you :D i have been a fan for a couple years now and it's been amazing to watch you grow , you inspire me a lot ^ - ^ i am having a really anxious night due to school starting tomorrow (10th grade AAAAAA I HAVENT BEEN TO AN IRL SCHOOL IN SO LONG ITS WEIRD) so i am going to be using your videos to help . thank you , so much :D you're so cool
Someone in live chat said “if everyone in chat was in a room the average iq would be that of a lukewarm asparagus” and i am dying
That person is a comedic genius.
That is going in the quote book
My new insult
timestamp plz
A LUKEWARM ASPARAGUS WHAT
I remember being there for the attempts at entering the castle, leaving the stream for a bit, and then returning to find Fail screaming about Clowns and Sh!tting. Needless to say, it was incredibly entertaining.
yoooooo sky fan pog
He's never been the same since this one. HAVE YOU SEEN THE FNAF VR VIDEO!?!?
Tempura Krilllllll
Yes very entertaining.
lmao
I love Fyrus' torrential downpour of poop emojis and one guy just being like "Let's go Fyrus"
Thank you, Ream
now that's a sentence and a half
Jijik
When?
@@puffyfoxx7000 13:46
hearing failboat swearing feels like dipping milk in a glass of oreos
i don’t have a fridge, but i’ve also printed this out and put it in my dorm for inspiration through the semester
yes
not gonna lie, i had to read this a couple of times
why does this feel scientifically possible
Yes.
Failboat: “I need to get some water.”
Chat: “WE WANT SOME WATER TOO!”
*jumps into lake*
He asked for it!
"You want some water? HOW ABOUT ALL OF IT!"
So true lol
Okjhuhu
Lmfao
5:39 NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW ON-BEAT THAT WAS
This is beautiful
I could see that.
Fun fact: This is the premier, and the chat in the premier is spamming the emotes for controlling the game. Loving the community and teamwork effort guys
👊
^_^
nothing like watching the horde look at a pre-recorded video & bark like the animals they are, thinking they are in control
🤡
Puch
Failboat: "guys it's not live it's a premiere LOL"
Chat: *"...And?"*
The clowns: Y'know, Failboat's feeling in a good mood today.
*Let's ruin that.*
feeling*
A G A I N
Shitting: I got your back
ᵗʰᵉ ᶜˡᵒʷⁿˢ
I was here
Considering how much sh!tting was involved with this stream (Which I never would've expected from a Mario 64 stream, by the way), does this technically count as a literal *_TH-cam Poop_*
My favorite part of this video is the insane amount of out of context quotes you could clip, like 18:26, that timestamp is legitimately amazing
7 minutes ago, pretty pog
*everywhere I go, I see their face*
Agreed
That and 11:46 were some of my favorite parts partly because of the music
If only I knew the names of the songs 😔
I hope she made lotsa spaghetti
Failboat: * touches water *
* water theme starts playing *
water theme starts playing water theme starts playing water theme starts playing
*Lol*
Literally my favorite part.
Water and water and water water th-cam.com/video/lmxZ_RaA6Ew/w-d-xo.html
Great. Now I've been conditioned to giggle every time I hear the first few notes of Dire dire Docks.
there's still 119 stars to get
this is gonna be a long series
At one point he’s gonna say a slur if this series continues.
@@SnowinBinxers failboat holding back the worst words imaginable
he dosent know that this will never be a series
@@SnowinBinxers how to get a streamer to say the n-word, speedrun (colorized, 2021)
0 needed :))))))
also fun fact: Dan hit me up twice in DMs for music suggestions solely because I'm a living encyclopedia of Kirby music
hello failboat fan #1
that's actually sick
🤡
partyKirby
Puch
Failboat making up for the lack of cussing in his TH-cam career in this singular video.
Hearing Fail say "Fucking" sent chills down my spine. Like God. That's new.
Shudders
*hmmmmm seems like you haven’t seen the super mario party stream*
@@CJBox9 or his fnaf vr stream
Time stamp?
@@rushing2game172 I’m in school rn so i cant watch it but i think he says it at the end
He'd rather have
A buffalo
Take a diarrhea dump in his chat
Ayyy AVGN refrence
He'd rather eat
The rotten a**hole
Of a Tier 3 sub and down it with beer
I CALL BULL CRAP
He’s the demented Mario guy
He’s a crazy Kirby guyyy
He’s the sudden profanity guy
He’s just a Failboat guyyyy
What?
15:20 what a powerful sentence. Only one phrase could unite so many people to one, magnificent cause.
Pink Yoshi
@@WaterMeLoan64 what is it water me loan 64
*Bud Light ad*
Failboat: guys get in the castle THE CASTLE
Chat: mmm hydration !
"We're literally going to make you guys take a dump so hard it out-powers the clowns."
--Failboat, August 23, 2021
That is sentence I never thought I would ever hear, but that's failboat. Even the expected is unexpected.
This video is hilarious, can't wait for more :]
@kenzie yu he watches, like, everybody.
Yes
Same
Why do I keep finding you
I SWEAR I FIND YOU COMMENTING ON LIKE, EVERY VIDEO
I would love to be the guy in chat that said “lets go fyrus” because they are the true definition of support
"Our shitting speed is literally uncharted."
Failboat, 2021
hearing failboat curse feels illegal and I love it
The amount of quotes that he’s been holding back for this whole time is wonderful
You should tune into his streams some more
After Volo fight. Enough said
I love how literally every time chat enters the water, the theme for Dire Dire Docks starts up
Chat isn't the clown, they're the entire circus
🤡
No, their the whole carnival
🤡
✋🏻🤡✋🏻
@@scalderm no they're the entirety of twitter 🤡🤡🤡
This is truly the weirdest timeline if we live in the one where Fail actually curses for more than a minute.
Lmao
Ah, so *this* is the video where I tremble in fear of failboat finally swearing
He swears a lot on his streams, and honestly as someone who watched failboat early on when I was younger, this feels like a fitting evolution
Sh!t.
Super Mario Party stream
*glances at alpharad among us and sweats*
I'd never thought I'd watch failboat curse while fighting off a clown emoji
And some mfs were typing jump in chat too
Im here because im torturing myself by watching all of failboats videos
This is 100% family-friendly, with no swearing whatsoever
Puch
Did he say frick yet
@@anabominationagainstman3597 omg not friccc!?!!!??!! next he will say hec*?!?! im unsubmissiveing
@@Pengu2254 I hate it when grown men swear
Imagine explaining this video to someone. "He's cursing to encourage the clowns to sh*t!"
17:12 "I'll handle the balls, you handle the sh*t" - Failboat, 2021
18:25 “We need a equal balance of fisting and sh*ting” - Failboat, 2021
Came into this expecting just another "Chat plays X game and fails horribly", but this was downright amazing.
The narrative, the commenting and song choices really brought everything together.
This is probably my new favourite video of the year from you.
"Stop clowning."
This has to be the first time that you have ever said that.
Something to point out:
In 6:25, they die at least 58:56.
The 481th fastest 70 stars (the intended minimum number to beat the game) speedrun is 58:55.
Nearly 500 people can beat the game, normally, before chat and Failboat's game over
beginning of the video: haha mario party with chat!
end of the video: **literal war**
Yup
Fail: We’re just going to take a breather. *says as chat starts to drown Mario for his sins*
Failboat's streams are the definition of chaos.
True
Failboat -‘s streams are- is the definition of chaos
the chat in failboats live streams are the most insane people I’ve seen in my whole life that aren’t me
Now this… THIS is the true definition of Insanity and a Mental Breakdown at the same time.
0:04 Well after the Friendship test in the Failboat vs. DougDoug stream we know for certain that this is still one of the worst things Dan did to himself
I wanna see dougdoug and failboat's chat racing with each other lmfao that would be great
That would be legendary.
Yo.
*Battle of the titans.*
*WORLD WAR CHAT.*
YES
We Must Make It Happen Let's Do It TH-cam Chat Vs Twitch Chat
DougDougs chat would have to have broken legs for them to lose at that lol
0:30 Hmm, wonder if anyone's made an edited highlight of that stream yet... xD. But seriously, I hope to see many more "Chat plays" streams in the future. They're very fun to watch (and participate in). Keep it up!
Chat: you wouldn’t mind if I... *took a swim, would you?*
Failboat: 🗿
Failboat: Finally we’re at the castle!
Chat: *So anyways, I went back to the water*
From now on, I'll send this to my friends when they ask what Failboat's content is like
watching fail have a breakdown and then yelling "aRE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME" at his chat playing super mario 64 is the best thing i will ever see in my life
Failboat halfway trough the video be like: MARIO IS GONNA DO SOMETHING VERY ILLEGAL
Jolly Roger bay playing whenever chat went underwater was a perfect touch, the icing on the cake. The clown emoji being crouch also ended up being a perfect fit.
I love the people in the chat actually trying to use clown emojis to make mario crowch
edit: i mean this video's chat
🤡
@@user-ny4jw6yq5l mmmmm yes emoji I can't see
@@splatsavvy it’s the clown emoji
@@Blavin he was joking
@@ThatOneD6 unless their phone is just bad
Failboat: Let's get to the castle, chat.
Chat: *W A T E R*
Failboat: this stream is pain.
I appreciate every time chat touches water it plays dire dire docks
"We can now probably sh*t up the slope."
"Sh*t faster!
"We should sh*t up the wall."
"As the Beatles once said, sh*t."
-Daniel, 2021
"SH*T HARDER THAN EVER BEFORE!!!!"
XD
"Hey, this is Failboat and we make problems that no one have." - Failboat, at some point, probably...
Reference?
@@drmegasteve4335 I don't understand what this word means. Can you explain it with food?
@@miner_fabs hey I love carl
Ah yes, I remember the day Fail boat scarred many of his younger viewers with his obscene rage.
This entire video was an 'out of context' video and I love it! 😂Well done Failboat!
Getting Failboat to swear is the biggest accomplishment I’ve seen from chat
Lmao
Jevil in the distance: CHAOS CHOAS CHOAS!
?
CHAOS CHAOS
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Puch
Ah yes, Choas
I love how at some points you can see Fyrus trying his best to keep FailBoats little bit of sanity in tack
New title: failboat fails to do CHAOS CONTROL
🤡
@@MaxTardigrade indeed
hilarious watching dan starting to slowly go into insanity and continuously swearing to his viewers. top quality.
How many ways can this go wrong? Probably at least 5413, if I had to guess.
U under estimate us
🤡
I have never seen so many people poop so passionately in unison
I don’t know why, but I love hearing Failboat swear.
lol
The Rare Failboat Swearing. You love to see it :)
Probably because it's like finding a shiny pokemon, a rare sight.
Did you see his fnaf help wanted stream?
@@Tailzy26
I did but I fell asleep sometime after an hour and he still wasn’t ready by then
Failboat slowly gained a fear of A G U A near the beginning, next I wanna see this done with super Mario sunshine.
I love that everytime they went in the water, the water level music came in! XD
8:33 BEST EDIT EVER!
Once he mentioned the poop emoji for the first time, at that moment and pretty much the rest of the video I had lost it lol
"don't crap into the chainchomp, poop harder " Failboat 2020
the kirby triple deluxe and battle royale music was a great touch xD
Chat: does something good
Failboat: LETS GOOOOO
Love how eventually failboat starts to sound like a coach for constipated people
you know the kirby one was way more interesting and dramatic **flashbacks to the foot mafia / gang / cult**
i really hope he makes a video out of that one
Alternate title: failboat says a profanity
This is the complete opposite of a hive mind, a mind hive, if you will. Rather than all being controlled by one, it is one being controlled by all. Just as chaotic and unpredictable as one would expect it to be.
Imagine being failboats neighbor and hearing his rant about sh!tting
Idk why, but Fail screaming profanities is the funniest thing for some reason.
The music replaying when you enter the water made me laugh every time
Failboat: "WE HAVE COME BACK FROM THE GRAVE KING BOMB!" What king bomb hears: "SH!T SH!T!" Also king bomb: "This fool is the clown"
Failboat: This was the worst stream I’ve ever done.
DougDoug: First time?
its cause he wasnt playing the best super mario 64 of his life
I have to say the abrupt cut to dire dire dock/jolly roger bay music every time you touch water already has me giggling and im only 2 minutes in
100% satisfied; top tier edit
I'd thought i would never see the day failboat swars
You've missed a couple of videos, then
swars
Community guidelines: Please have mercy!
Dan: *There is no mercy*
This is reminding me of that one animal crossing but strangers scene, in wich the other person dresses as a clown and starts chasing failboat down across the island.
Which one
i know dan won't see this but i wanted a place to ramble
i am super thankful for the videos that you make :] i have really bad anxiety and i need something on in the background when i sleep because my mind likes to drift . your videos are perfect for that and calm me right down , so thank you :D i have been a fan for a couple years now and it's been amazing to watch you grow , you inspire me a lot ^ - ^ i am having a really anxious night due to school starting tomorrow (10th grade AAAAAA I HAVENT BEEN TO AN IRL SCHOOL IN SO LONG ITS WEIRD) so i am going to be using your videos to help . thank you , so much :D you're so cool
remember when failboat used to be family friendly
The first time I watched this video, I kept track of the curses, and the total was 49 times. Also this very funny, great job with videos 👍
I’ve never laughed harder at cursing
25:58 the cicle continues once more...
I love how TH-cam live chat think it’s actually live
Yep
True I even made a video about it lol
@@Goosea you actually did bruh
🤡
I'm 99% sure we didn't, I was there, we just wanted to annoy present Daniel Failboat
I said it 16 times
That dire dire docks music was perfectly timed each time.
Sagaci is the backbone of the stream no joke
And fyrus
Failboat, TH-cam's favorite family friendly youtuber
Wasn't expecting him to curse lmao.
i was just as invested in this video as i was in the stream 1 year ago :]
Holy hell I've never expected him to swear
“ I handle the balls, you handle the sh#t” -failboat 2021
Drinking game
Take a shot everytime failboat says something related to feces
Watched this stream a WHILE ago and was like “huh if he made a video on this would censor out the bad words?” NOPE.
It was a video? I thought it was a livestream!
Well, guess I got confused and didn't pay attention to what it actually is then!
"We need an equal balance of fisting and shitting."
-Failboat, family-friendly streamer