ASMR | Daisy in Jail

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  • @chloeculda8400
    @chloeculda8400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4980

    Can we just recognize that fact that daisy has a proper plan for getting out of jail in 12 minutes

    • @andyarias3736
      @andyarias3736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      That's the truth THUGG LIFE LOL JK but man I love her show

    • @chloeculda8400
      @chloeculda8400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@andyarias3736 same i wanna know what her background is lol

    • @andyarias3736
      @andyarias3736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chloeculda8400🕵️2 metal file cabinets ND some bars in the middle . lol 💎

    • @coca-colafox4723
      @coca-colafox4723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She probably seen a whole lot of movies then

    • @slimshady9522
      @slimshady9522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She's prepared herself

  • @elboesen4895
    @elboesen4895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13459

    Daisy: I'm once again asking for your financial support

    • @beehivegames7696
      @beehivegames7696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      OH MY GOD....wait🤣

    • @kateandcashasmr5920
      @kateandcashasmr5920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hehe 😉

    • @ciaraomahony7556
      @ciaraomahony7556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Where did she get the set/background for this

    • @oso3202
      @oso3202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bru someone named satan commented right under you

    • @arunrun7012
      @arunrun7012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      God from heaven HEY GET OUT OF HERE ITS MY TIME TO SHINE

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4429

    It took 3 years for Daisy to finally be arrested? Even Carmen Sandiego would be impressed with that xD

    • @nagisashiota6110
      @nagisashiota6110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      I respect you so much for mentioning Carmen Sandiego combined with a joke in this comment section xD

    • @MrLenny9999
      @MrLenny9999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      JaxBlade 😄😄👏🏼👏🏼 hi. Remember you commenting years ago. Didn’t see you in a while

    • @mingxiamoonroad1995
      @mingxiamoonroad1995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      VILE who? 😂

    • @pickleoh5454
      @pickleoh5454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Carmen Sandiego wouldn’t be impressed at all. 3 years?! Psh! Carmen Sandiego has been at it for 30 years!

    • @clanof1144
      @clanof1144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sup Jax

  • @ransolblack8177
    @ransolblack8177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2802

    I feel like theres a backstory or theory behind Daisy. Like she’s insane or crazy and we’re just watching her slowly turn more and more into a psycho.

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Ransol Black Gibi said in her livestream today that she would be giving a Daisy origin story soon!

    • @lilscoutkisc4464
      @lilscoutkisc4464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I hope the end is a “daisy kills you” ASMR.

    • @wrj592
      @wrj592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      She is a mind broken slave look at her eyes at 8:13

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      WILL RHYS’S FOOD REVIEWS / DWN592 what

    • @wrj592
      @wrj592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Terra_the _Nightingale her eyes go white at 8:13 she mindbroken bruh

  • @fusiongod5004
    @fusiongod5004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3338

    Gibi: "Daisy goes to jail"
    Literally everyone: Yeah.

    • @NGMonocrom
      @NGMonocrom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Oh Hell no! We luves our Daisy. Sure, eventually she'll break all of our hearts. But we don't really care. *

    • @kylehyde215CA
      @kylehyde215CA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Should have checked herself... before she Shreked herself.

    • @lisaday811
      @lisaday811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kylehyde215CA good one 😁

    • @iisapotato7456
      @iisapotato7456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kyle Hyde
      Well played, Kyle. Well played.

    • @fusiongod5004
      @fusiongod5004 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GreenBean470 But mine is 555. Close

  • @kstatic5343
    @kstatic5343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1478

    Daisy : I couldn’t ask her for bail money again
    Me: WDYM AGAIN 👁

    • @niko9077
      @niko9077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      KStatic 👀☕️Tea.

    • @imscared2357
      @imscared2357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bernie Sanders took all her financial support

    • @dbjseven7508
      @dbjseven7508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1kth comment

    • @Maya-sy5cg
      @Maya-sy5cg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She took the credit card on another vid the Daisy does ur cranial nerve exam

  • @nighthorizon11
    @nighthorizon11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3599

    *Daisy starts a Prison Riot [ASMR]*

    • @HunkyboiSherman
      @HunkyboiSherman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      eddie1236 Daisy makes a shank

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Daisy blowtorches a foo'.

    • @oworcestershire7331
      @oworcestershire7331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Tunkkis I have no trouble with imagining this scenario

    • @junotaylorthetrans1064
      @junotaylorthetrans1064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      *Daisy murders a guard, steals their clothes and escapes prison [ASMR]*

    • @rudexcrow1419
      @rudexcrow1419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Daisy commit violent acts against humanity [ASMR]

  • @thetarantula0522
    @thetarantula0522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3755

    Guard: Please hand over all of your belongings miss.
    Daisy: Yep
    Guard: The headphones too please
    Daisy: I’m keeping the headphones thanks
    Guard: Miss the headpho-
    Daisy: *IM KEEPING THE GODDAMN HEADPHONES!*

    • @sleepyontime5513
      @sleepyontime5513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Bruh what u talkn about the headphones are part of her skull

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      The Tarántula 052 are you telling me that it isn’t a part of her head

    • @bumblebeetleag3590
      @bumblebeetleag3590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They’re literally part of her skull sh o

    • @bumblebeetleag3590
      @bumblebeetleag3590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Like if we skinned her she would still have the headphones

    • @chucky4148
      @chucky4148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      (⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃

  • @Ellen-qx3nh
    @Ellen-qx3nh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    "This wasn't Plan A. And it wasn't Plan B. But it was Plan C."
    Me everyday when things doesn't go as I plan

    • @bon_5107
      @bon_5107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same😂

  • @howiejbrown6919
    @howiejbrown6919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1353

    Me: Minding my own business
    Recommended: Daisy in Jail
    Me: *Damn, it must've taken a swat team to bring her in*

    • @bloodymoon7315
      @bloodymoon7315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My same reaction🤣🤣

    • @someguyonyoutube
      @someguyonyoutube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @SharkTank What is your problem

    • @howiejbrown6919
      @howiejbrown6919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @SharkTank Oh my god I love that song!

    • @ho1g3r19
      @ho1g3r19 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Harry Potter not even funny man

    • @dylchi5361
      @dylchi5361 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Make a funnier comment

  • @siramlulpido
    @siramlulpido 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    “Do you happen to have a few....tens....of thousands of dollars on you?” Felt that

  • @isabellemcsally4832
    @isabellemcsally4832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    Daisy: So I tried to sneak into Disney World again...
    Me: *Ah yes typical Florida Man material.*

  • @Famous_Athlete_Hashimoto
    @Famous_Athlete_Hashimoto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    Daisy: "I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!"

    • @madridistaernest7091
      @madridistaernest7091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      :)

    • @isitgandalf6333
      @isitgandalf6333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me 1 min in: ok how are you gonna break out

    • @bruhd4560
      @bruhd4560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      An ASMRtist died tonight in New York

    • @big_clanker5118
      @big_clanker5118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bruhd4560 dont you mean a Comidian ?😏

    • @barelyvalid2870
      @barelyvalid2870 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes*

  • @-overdooo-
    @-overdooo- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2437

    Confirmed: Daisy's headphones are part of her head.

    • @killerqueen7675
      @killerqueen7675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      - Overdooo - And she can remove them at will because she took them off and wore different ones during the witness protection video.

    • @-overdooo-
      @-overdooo- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@killerqueen7675 very strange being

    • @killerqueen7675
      @killerqueen7675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      - Overdooo - Indeed.

    • @beehivegames7696
      @beehivegames7696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kitsune Uchiha indeed

    • @HarrySzeregowy
      @HarrySzeregowy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *Davie504 intensifies*

  • @noodles5891
    @noodles5891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    Daisy: do you maybe have ummm 10s of thousands of dollars?
    Also her: *pulls of a wad of cash*

    • @Mxngled
      @Mxngled 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats really freaky because daisy said that as soon as i found this comment- owo

    • @ellahnagrima3769
      @ellahnagrima3769 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idyllic Moon me too

    • @astonchip
      @astonchip 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      1:50

    • @thunkthunkable7245
      @thunkthunkable7245 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @captain0V
    @captain0V 4 ปีที่แล้ว +896

    Can we get a “Daisy breaks out of jail and changes your identity” or something

  • @icyclutch9046
    @icyclutch9046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    I have slowly watched Daisy’s life go downhill over time.

    • @GabrielaCenturionNeumann
      @GabrielaCenturionNeumann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I thought the same! I mean, when she started, she was quirky and all... but not a criminal

    • @ChrisIceton
      @ChrisIceton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahaha a shocking revelation, and one I agree with.

    • @bwzxh6010
      @bwzxh6010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gabriela Centurion Neumann she’s not that bad, she’s only been charged for 7 accounts of various war crimes in Liberia aswell as possession of 237kg of weed, that’s light work

  • @benjaminpersinger5907
    @benjaminpersinger5907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2105

    "Alright, Newbie. Listen up! This is the most dangerous inmate we have ever had on site. She has over 20 warrants out for her arrest, in 12 different states and at least 4 countries trying to extricate her for trial. She is a chameleon. Clever, disarming, and a master of disguise and subterfu-
    Shes already out, isnt she?"

    • @Lone_Wolf91
      @Lone_Wolf91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Benjamin Persinger Yup. Escaped last night.

    • @lisaday811
      @lisaday811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      funny that you mentioned disarming that was in my vocabulary in English class

    • @proconqueror
      @proconqueror 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You in Phoenix, Wright Hotel

    • @tanahuwupp6475
      @tanahuwupp6475 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Geography Gabe ?

    • @ofooda
      @ofooda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Warden: Ah shit

  • @sathariel3231
    @sathariel3231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    Prisoner: how did you end up in here?
    Daisy: I tingled someone to death...

  • @lukasmendevi2242
    @lukasmendevi2242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Daisy: “This wasn’t plan A. And it wasn’t plan B. But it was plan C.”
    Me: “Yeah I lost my battle plan six steps ago.”

  • @arunrun7012
    @arunrun7012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1288

    i’m honestly more worried for the OTHER prisoners that are with daisy...

    • @thecowardlyheroo
      @thecowardlyheroo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      If Satan is saying that then I have to agree XD

    • @kuhna6922
      @kuhna6922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      NEVER SCARED

    • @theeveoftime2052
      @theeveoftime2052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Thanks, Satan.

    • @Mjolnir007
      @Mjolnir007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Im not locked up here with you, you are locked up with me! - Daisy

    • @diegohall8733
      @diegohall8733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Mjolnir007 beat me to it

  • @twigy4391
    @twigy4391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    Daisy is on death row for her various war crimes and manslaughters

    • @madybell6753
      @madybell6753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      vlone x twigy I’m morally against capital punishment, but I’m sure the “Daisy gets electrocuted ASMR” video would be incredible 😂

    • @sugar_-
      @sugar_- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@madybell6753 that would be so weird yet soo funny

    • @br-v388
      @br-v388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@madybell6753 ASMR - Daisy Rides The Lightning

    • @silencenight8359
      @silencenight8359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The council will decide your fate

    • @EliteAaron
      @EliteAaron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@br-v388 Sounds like a vibrator advert

  • @salads2706
    @salads2706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1195

    alternative title: Daisy imprisoned for her 7 war crimes in liberia

    • @ltbubbas
      @ltbubbas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      #daisy2012

    • @killualoa3240
      @killualoa3240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That child’s play tachanka and Elmo committed 437 accounts of various war crimes

    • @SanestTowa
      @SanestTowa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LetsSketch LMAO

    • @youthfx6440
      @youthfx6440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LetsSketch tachanka is the god of war ceimes

    • @rw1693
      @rw1693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is cannon for me

  • @kroma9698
    @kroma9698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    “Alright everyone! Be on high alert! There’s a new inmate who goes by ‘Daisy’, she’s wanted for multiple accounts of fraud, theft and illegal sales not to mention the public intoxication. Keep your eyes peeled for anyone who is acting odd, she’s a master of disguise-“ “Are you talkin’ about me??” “How has she already escaped?!” Daisy: **starts playing with cards and a spoon giving the guards tingles putting them to sleep at the same time**
    And that kids is how you escape jail

  • @tabi122
    @tabi122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    In jail, you can turn a pack of cards into a bomb, there is a chemical in the cards.
    Daisy: *pulls out a pack of cards*

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It needs to be those red cards that they probably don't make that way anymore.

    • @cerealshitta
      @cerealshitta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Cookie queen quite weird that you know that dawg

    • @SupahSmashBrotha96
      @SupahSmashBrotha96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is that's how Gambit's powers work?

  • @bean_eater1209
    @bean_eater1209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    She is not just a tax evader, she has committed crimes against humanity.

    • @TorturedSouls
      @TorturedSouls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Reaver and your dad what say you in your defense?

    • @reptilianairsoft6971
      @reptilianairsoft6971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nicolas RAGE or an arrow to the knee

    • @sambell309
      @sambell309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ASMR | Daisy Does A Trial At The International Criminal Tribunal For The Former Yugoslavia (War Crimes) | Summons Turning • Whispered Testimony • Gavel Sounds

    • @TorturedSouls
      @TorturedSouls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Nicolas RAGE listen, I'm prolly gonna get woooshed and I don't wanna be that guy because you probably already know but *wrong game*

    • @TorturedSouls
      @TorturedSouls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Reaver and your dad yeah then pay with your blood is from Oblivion

  • @jeyserreacts3444
    @jeyserreacts3444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    They give prisoners wireless headphones? Take me to this boujee prison.

  • @Certified_Clown.
    @Certified_Clown. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Daisy- "I'm just not quite sure you get the gravity of this situation"
    Gerard Way- "Gravity dont mean too much to me!"

    • @Momo-bu3le
      @Momo-bu3le 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Blessie Rafanan I cant believe they came back just in time for a fucking pandemic

    • @misslyntheena
      @misslyntheena 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao I just came from Gibis Emo MCR video - this was perfect 😂

  • @kevinboon4330
    @kevinboon4330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    *Daisy in jail*
    ME: Omg it’s happening! OKAY EVERYBODY STAY CALM! EVERYONE STAY F**KING CALM!

  • @BigSkylar
    @BigSkylar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    *Everyone else* : omg she finally got arrested and thrown in jail
    *Me* : this set looks so real it's amazing!

  • @malcolmmilk
    @malcolmmilk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    This is the weirdest episode of "Beyond Scared Straight" I've ever seen...

    • @NatetheNerdy
      @NatetheNerdy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And here I was thinking it was an episode of Orange is the New Black.

  • @corpsifile8306
    @corpsifile8306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    "I'm too pretty for prison. I have a lot of Enemy's"
    Um daisy..... Wh- how are those connected????

    • @FloodlightGamingReal
      @FloodlightGamingReal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You dont want to know

    • @RegressorJin
      @RegressorJin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bluetooth to the police network

    • @laylaseditz__7290
      @laylaseditz__7290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don’t ask....... 😨

    • @lil.AK05
      @lil.AK05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      they are jealous of her/ she brags a LOT

    • @ravengroth3248
      @ravengroth3248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lil.AK05 might be

  • @peachyhorizons3424
    @peachyhorizons3424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1408

    Cops: So Daisy, why are you here today?
    Daisy: This might take a while....Number 1, faulty illegal tattoo shop.

    • @iamnotarobot3255
      @iamnotarobot3255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Number 2: Stealing 50 dogs from a local pet shelter

    • @anonymousviewer8460
      @anonymousviewer8460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Number 3: summoned a demon in Gibi’s living room “by accident”

    • @alexifelton1070
      @alexifelton1070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      4. Impersonating an ASMRTIST

    • @znachary
      @znachary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Number 5: Tax Fraud

    • @lil.AK05
      @lil.AK05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      number 6: identity theft

  • @thesolackianone
    @thesolackianone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    Lowkey hoping for ASMR: Convincing a Lawyer to help Daisy out of Jail

    • @mikagigglebus8238
      @mikagigglebus8238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      tell Ace 😂

    • @madybell6753
      @madybell6753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Titled in how Angelica ASMR does her videos “Daisy convinces you to help her out of prison (you are a lawyer)”

    • @sugar_-
      @sugar_- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@madybell6753 i actually imagined Gibi being the lawyer and we are convincing her

    • @tkeen1412
      @tkeen1412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WORST reviewed defence lawyer

    • @disablediphone4960
      @disablediphone4960 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao that would be creative

  • @madisonharden6837
    @madisonharden6837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    The looks Daisy gives us when we tell her we don’t have 10 thousand dollars in our pockets 😤

    • @fernandor6260
      @fernandor6260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That look she gives us when she shows us the keys 😩

    • @emmamac14
      @emmamac14 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😹😹😹😹😹

  • @mags7542
    @mags7542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    “I need you to contact a very specific lawyer”
    “gArY gOLdStEiN, aTtOuRnEy aT LaW”

    • @oatmeils
      @oatmeils 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *A U D I T S*

    • @xoxlillikittyxox1846
      @xoxlillikittyxox1846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@oatmeils UP YOUR EARS

    • @pebbl_eeater
      @pebbl_eeater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was not expecting this in the comments of an asmr video but am not disappointed

    • @mags7542
      @mags7542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      AUDITS: IN YOUR YIN YANG
      AUDITS AT YOUR WAZOO

    • @lychee9437
      @lychee9437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      “Now my client has a very RaRe very MiSuNdErStOoD aNxIeTy DiSoRdEr”

  • @NoorAli-wl4to
    @NoorAli-wl4to 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Daisy: I’m too pretty for prison. Me: Can’t relate

  • @AuraliaASMR
    @AuraliaASMR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    *Random Fact:* There is a sea slug that is part animal and part plant.
    Gibi it is really amazing how much time and creativity you put into the videos each time. Thank you so much! You also inspired me to start ASMR videos myself. 💖

  • @Biiscotti
    @Biiscotti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +743

    “Back in here”? “Bail money again” UHHHH WHAT SHES BEEN TO JAIL BEFORE? Oml and she went to jail for sneaking into Disney Land so she’s in DISNEY JAIL

    • @kipperlulz_8065
      @kipperlulz_8065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      SharkTank Woah, calm down there, no need to get so worked up about this

    • @ob1tuary332
      @ob1tuary332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @SharkTank Don't get your knickers in a twist bro, chill

    • @someguyonyoutube
      @someguyonyoutube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Calm the down

    • @colinharter4094
      @colinharter4094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      If you're surprised to learn that she's been in jail before, congratulations on your first Daisy video 😂

    • @TheRiseofKali
      @TheRiseofKali 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @SharkTank Eat a snickers.

  • @sanstheskeleton7897
    @sanstheskeleton7897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    "What the lawyer say?"
    Me: ...she said deal with it
    "Well, that is probably not going to do"

  • @iReiGNxx
    @iReiGNxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    *Reads title*
    “Somehow I’m not surprised.”

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "FINALLY!"

    • @iReiGNxx
      @iReiGNxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DabbieTurtle_18 * Like this without spaces *

    • @blumiku
      @blumiku 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Helloimturtle

    • @iReiGNxx
      @iReiGNxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DabbieTurtle_18 You’re welcome lol

    • @eatyourcereal4614
      @eatyourcereal4614 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DabbieTurtle_18 -lol-

  • @isa196954
    @isa196954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    I literally read the title and went: It FINALLY happened.

  • @alexparker6672
    @alexparker6672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    I’d like to think there’s another universe where Daisy is an actual person. And that universe is a slightly better place

    • @thesilentavenger
      @thesilentavenger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And Gibi is a character of hers

    • @kenzeeth
      @kenzeeth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thesilentavenger woah

  • @aklato7258
    @aklato7258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    I feel as if Daisy had committed various war crimes

    • @gabrieldiaz5274
      @gabrieldiaz5274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Canonically daisy was tried for treason in 94 for going against the Geneva Conventions

    • @gremlinteddy
      @gremlinteddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She's committed many

    • @69camiloo
      @69camiloo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Commit Crimes against the Wookies she did.

    • @Xwolf-rn9ks
      @Xwolf-rn9ks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She was sent to jail for not having a tattoo licence

    • @supersaraqxz548
      @supersaraqxz548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Look she's banned off Disneyland so of course she would be in bigger trouble

  • @lassoroot
    @lassoroot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    Daisy: hey wanna come to a small get together??
    Me: sure where is it??
    Daisy: uhhh the county jail....
    Me: sounds great, I'll see you there!!
    (Daisy is a weirdo but whoever we are is just as weird🤣, I guess once you're in witness protection together you're bonded for life)

    • @arduousPopsicle
      @arduousPopsicle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They probably gave the address and we showed up like what

  • @angie-fo3oe
    @angie-fo3oe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Definitely DID see this one coming

  • @RawrRiza
    @RawrRiza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Daisy: "I need you to contact a very specific lawyer"
    Me: "Yeah Saul Goodman is definitely the person for this"

    • @proconqueror
      @proconqueror 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      RawrRiza My thoughts exactly

    • @murray930
      @murray930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Better call Saul!

    • @paytonsilva7257
      @paytonsilva7257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      AHHH I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

    • @undoisteinkekshd1093
      @undoisteinkekshd1093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think Saul Goodman looks like that guy called James McGill

  • @ofthefallen8012
    @ofthefallen8012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Me: *sees title and thumbnail* it was only a matter of time

  • @katiecallan9637
    @katiecallan9637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    The police officer: *Ok kid stop tapping on the bars!*

    • @TJDious
      @TJDious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah... cops are all asleep now.

  • @Nirocalla
    @Nirocalla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +925

    Does Daisy remind anyone else of Frenchie from Grease?? Cause she could be her daughter.

    • @aprilkelly7237
      @aprilkelly7237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Rachel Trinko You make a good point.

    • @deadfr0g
      @deadfr0g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      - stay out of prison
      - go back to high school

    • @lxrenk6452
      @lxrenk6452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Rachel Trinko OMG YESS. SOMEONE SAID IT. YESS.

    • @bellakaiser3936
      @bellakaiser3936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mabye Gibi got the inspiration from Frenchie to make this character :3

    • @TessaHaulz
      @TessaHaulz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rachel Trinko that’s sounds right

  • @exodaFX
    @exodaFX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    *Daisy in Jail*
    Me:"You'll be fine for a bit"
    Daisy: "I have alot of enemies"
    Me:"..of course you do."

    • @getgone1516
      @getgone1516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i like your pfp. it reminds me of my pet oscar but he died. He wasnt really a pet put we fed him and we would come back to see us.

    • @exodaFX
      @exodaFX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@getgone1516 Aww...im sorry, at least he's in a better place

    • @stefanmandru7440
      @stefanmandru7440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@exodaFX ♥️

  • @MrOgge50
    @MrOgge50 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Name: Daisy
    Occupation: Various
    Criminal record: Excessive
    Notes: Extremely dangerous

    • @dirtysocks5002
      @dirtysocks5002 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *If seen do not approach and inform nearest law official*

  • @boxybob6976
    @boxybob6976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Idea for the next one: you're a fellow inmate and daisy heard you know how to "get things". The better part of the video could be her just listing items she wants you to sneak in that progressively get more and more ridiculous. Some haggling about how many cigarettes it's gonna cost her would be fun too.

  • @smallsmilingfrog6873
    @smallsmilingfrog6873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    "Still here from last time"
    "last time"
    Daisy no

    • @non-corporealentity67
      @non-corporealentity67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      but it’s all very lucky, either it’s a one-room jail or she keeps getting put in the same cell

  • @gracepuckey3090
    @gracepuckey3090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    Daisy: she said it was 'my fault'
    Us: uh, well, you opened an illegal tattoo parlor, it was you who performed an illegal medical exam on us, and you sat in a warehouse selling other peoples stuff! Also, that dating service was a bit dodgy too! Cmon Daisy, it was only a matter of time.
    Still love you tho X😂

    • @jennakeith5711
      @jennakeith5711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Also a border hopper

    • @BennyLlama39
      @BennyLlama39 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And that's just the stuff we know about. There's probably also credit fraud, identity theft, selling knockoff merch at the anime booth...

    • @crashedfighterproductions
      @crashedfighterproductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dont forget the countless sexual harassment lawsuits she's stacked up from flirting with customers.

    • @gracepuckey3090
      @gracepuckey3090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@crashedfighterproductions lol, so true! Count the restraining orders!

    • @asmalbottom6782
      @asmalbottom6782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Idk I mean she yelled at Luigi maybe she got what's coming

  • @kimjaor
    @kimjaor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    “I will by you another one”
    Me: yah just like you “bought” all the other things

  • @wiintrrmn4699
    @wiintrrmn4699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    honestly with all of Daisy’a skills (or just her being able to convince people she has said skills) I think she’d make a very successful prison Kingpin

  • @SorbetCtrn
    @SorbetCtrn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I was like : "Yeah she probably locked herself in jail because she was drunk last time" but nooo it's even more complicated, because it's ALWAYS complicate with Daisy 😂

  • @kiarad5882
    @kiarad5882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Im imagining your kids in 20 years looking at those videos and saying “damn mom was crazy”

    • @BK-mv2mk
      @BK-mv2mk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I mentioned before that she would be a cool but weird grandma

    • @kateandcashasmr5920
      @kateandcashasmr5920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For sure!!! 😉

    • @vitoisadoll
      @vitoisadoll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      nah, to me, they will think "damn, mom was cool". if my mom did stuff like this in the past i would talk about it with my friends all the time.

    • @user-xm4qt9sr7x
      @user-xm4qt9sr7x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If she makes it that long

    • @tonydon7441
      @tonydon7441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@user-xm4qt9sr7x she doesnt smoke or do drugs

  • @maskandcloak706
    @maskandcloak706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Daisy sounds like a child and I just can't imagine how anybody could put someone so cute in prison. Seriously.

    • @Caitlin409
      @Caitlin409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s because of the crimes

    • @aceguilford5917
      @aceguilford5917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because they know that she is not a child

  • @johnwalker9817
    @johnwalker9817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    This girl really smuggled a pack of cards into a jail cell. *SHE REALLY SMUGGLED A PACK OF CARDS INTO A JAIL CELL*
    Then asks me to pay her back with the money *she* gave me....
    Daisy is so chaotic.

    • @theveremianshow2101
      @theveremianshow2101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Level M she hooped it

    • @britishmilitaria2947
      @britishmilitaria2947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats some prison wallet shit right there 😂😂

    • @oz9063
      @oz9063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Might not be a good idea to touch the card set...

    • @InvalidUser_
      @InvalidUser_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Loads of inmates do it. It's an easy way to make money

    • @MitchKyoya3O3
      @MitchKyoya3O3 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Level M gives card slot a whole new meaning

  • @nuriapop7727
    @nuriapop7727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Next will be "Daisy stole a guard's uniform and is now a cop"

    • @peachy_ash
      @peachy_ash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nuria Pop omg yusssss I would definitely watch that 😂

    • @bulkforce5
      @bulkforce5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms? Sounds like fun!" - Daisy, probably

    • @nuriapop7727
      @nuriapop7727 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bulkforce5 haha, you're right

    • @RB-po7bz
      @RB-po7bz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Next asmr: Daisy brutally kills someone and you're forced to help her hide the body

    • @nuriapop7727
      @nuriapop7727 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RB-po7bz i like that idea more

  • @alexpr8310
    @alexpr8310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Can we all agree that we've been waiting for this moment for a couple of years.
    And btw can we also notice that Daisy already has an escape plan????

  • @AriesOcean
    @AriesOcean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    The Netflix JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Stone Ocean Adaptation is really wierd. THEY MADE JOLYNE DO ASMR!!??

    • @RhyperiorRanger
      @RhyperiorRanger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is even funnier after seeing Gibi cosplay Jolyne

  • @colinharter4094
    @colinharter4094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    okay, but I just had a thought: imagine Daisy hanging out with Margot Robbie's interpretation of Harley Quinn.

    • @armandomiramontes376
      @armandomiramontes376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yo why doesnt she cosplay as harley????

    • @Will0w12
      @Will0w12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I was just literally thinking of that, they radiate the same energy

    • @harrisonfoster6315
      @harrisonfoster6315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No no no you want everyone to die 😂

    • @forrestmeraki1474
      @forrestmeraki1474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I smell a fanfic

    • @DynamiteChannelist
      @DynamiteChannelist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If that’s the case, then that means the DC universe is canon in the Gibi-verse. I am totally down for that.

  • @petorrecilla
    @petorrecilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Is no one going to talk about the implications of Daisy saying that she is sure she'll se us soon right after she leaves jail??

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, we dead.

    • @keisymidgett2419
      @keisymidgett2419 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes I think that she should make a video of dasie sneeking in to our house

  • @Philistine47
    @Philistine47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    *Daisy:* "I have too many enemies in that prison."
    *Gene Hackman:* "Enemies, Daisy? You been talkin' 'bout the Queen again? On _Independence Day?"_

    • @dawnslack5515
      @dawnslack5515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Unforgiven!

    • @Philistine47
      @Philistine47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      _Unforgiven,_ aka the Western that convinced me that Westerns could be more than "those boring brown movies" so maybe I should give them a chance.

  • @nicolasarette8863
    @nicolasarette8863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    Theory: Daisy is schizophrenic and we are just a figure of her imagination.

    • @adeleaslan8182
      @adeleaslan8182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That’s so depressing

    • @BetaXeeta
      @BetaXeeta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How’d she manifest a notebook and pen?

    • @anubarak9184
      @anubarak9184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@BetaXeeta who says the pen and notebook are real? and the headphones dont just keep out the voices?

    • @nakamotorskrskrvroom8038
      @nakamotorskrskrvroom8038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ....you just made this very damn sad

    • @bcs785
      @bcs785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      or vice versa

  • @marnahymer8277
    @marnahymer8277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Every time we see daisy;
    “I am once again asking for your financial support”
    Gibi;
    “No.”

  • @_Dacor
    @_Dacor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Daisy: you have any cards?
    Geralt: how about a round of gwent

  • @didomilan1725
    @didomilan1725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    I want a daisy video where she breaks into our house after escaping prison

  • @thatanimerat9579
    @thatanimerat9579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Me when I first saw this:
    She was arrested for hiding her ears?
    Oh maybe working every job in existence!!!

  • @ichhabkeinenusername2133
    @ichhabkeinenusername2133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Everybody: Daisy’s headphones are now officially part of her head
    Me: Did y’all not see 7:17 ?

  • @MisterBig-10
    @MisterBig-10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    *Daisy was arrested*
    *_Me: Kowalski! escape plan report_*

  • @Mrs.HoneyMagic
    @Mrs.HoneyMagic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    OH MY WHAT HAVE YOU BLESSED US WITH THIS TIME. 🧡💙

  • @carys9866
    @carys9866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Daisy: tell her the winter flower has bloomed. She will kno what it means
    Lady: dA hEcK? I thought your secret name was headphones?
    Oh

  • @TheEmpressASMR
    @TheEmpressASMR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Gibi deserves an academy award. 🏆

    • @NFSMAN50
      @NFSMAN50 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree Empress!!

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Daisy.

  • @btchsyrup6943
    @btchsyrup6943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Daisy: “I need you to contact a very special lawyer”
    Me: “please be Saul Goodman, please be Saul Goodman”

    • @btchsyrup6943
      @btchsyrup6943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Daisy: “I need you to tell her”
      Me: “oh, so Kim Wexler”

    • @WillyWonka2414
      @WillyWonka2414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's just a future roleplay where Daisy is somehow a lawyer

    • @charles.5007
      @charles.5007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NO WAY RIGHT AS I SAW THIS SHE SAID THAT

    • @jacobgutierrez8228
      @jacobgutierrez8228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Finally a funny relatable comment

  • @kfjgaming3325
    @kfjgaming3325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    ****SPOILER ALERT****
    - It took Andy 17 years to escape in The Shawshank Redemption
    - It took Frank Morris 2 years to escape in Escape From Alcatraz
    - It took Michael Scofield 50 days to escape in Prison Break
    - But not Daisy......12 minutes only BABY

    • @oldcheese9996
      @oldcheese9996 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've started watching prison break and I have to say it is one of my favorite Netflix series

  • @arcanonn
    @arcanonn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “What did you do this time?”
    *perfect tax evasion.*

    • @Cate_isOk
      @Cate_isOk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      TAXES!?!?!?!

  • @oneyayeetplz
    @oneyayeetplz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Daisy “It’s so loud and smelly in here”
    Me “Wait”

    • @impure_lightning
      @impure_lightning 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Here*

    • @thecaddels5075
      @thecaddels5075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Impure_Lightning aren’t they the same I’m confused

    • @oneyayeetplz
      @oneyayeetplz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Leah Bailey C same

    • @coffeeleijon2770
      @coffeeleijon2770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thecaddels5075 I think they edited it, I'm assuming it was hear or something before?

    • @oneyayeetplz
      @oneyayeetplz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      coffee leijon correct

  • @joshholmes4731
    @joshholmes4731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    “You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, let’s say you in your defense?”

    • @handfulmousefly
      @handfulmousefly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Then pay with your blood!

    • @samuelgrady3540
      @samuelgrady3540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Stop! You’ve violated the law

    • @lukeharper7828
      @lukeharper7828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      T H A N E G A N G

    • @aaronwhitling7680
      @aaronwhitling7680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Wait...I know you."

    • @zeoalexo
      @zeoalexo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm with the guild. How about you look the other way?

  • @crackhead6926
    @crackhead6926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    she was guilty of being too cute
    and murder

  • @annabelmarie998
    @annabelmarie998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    PLOT TWIST: it was actually Gibi who got arrested and the cops just let her film and she didnt want to miss an upload date bc she went into disney

  • @anniejurkovich8316
    @anniejurkovich8316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "do you happen to have tens... of thousands... of dollars?" -me to my rich aunt and uncle whenever I see them. Always worth a shot.

  • @BlancaASMR
    @BlancaASMR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Finally! She was caught! Too many illegal jobs 😂

  • @zenmaster0677
    @zenmaster0677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Daisy: “I need you to call a very specific lawyer” Me: “.....Phoenix Wright?”

    • @sicko033
      @sicko033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That was my thought too!!

    • @eee2860
      @eee2860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hope Miles Edgeworth isn't prosecuting lol
      Btw who do you ship him and phoenix with

    • @panda_playz4680
      @panda_playz4680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ghost.i who would EVER prosecute daisy shes to cute

    • @near5596
      @near5596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Better call Saul

    • @ivanllopis5882
      @ivanllopis5882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was expecting Saul Goodman.

  • @bugzimm2527
    @bugzimm2527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    daisy has many professions, a recognizable voice, a flawless outfit... she’s literally dark Barbie i love her

  • @rorystfu
    @rorystfu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    Daisy: "Sooo... how much heroin do you think you can fit in your rectal cavity?"

    • @moth.6380
      @moth.6380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      About 3 pounds

    • @Ruination_station
      @Ruination_station 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ....that’s something I can see daisy saying....

    • @AtomicBezerk
      @AtomicBezerk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      All of it, all the meth too if I relax

    • @wellzy9819
      @wellzy9819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@AtomicBezerk that's a flex

  • @lydiaburnette2824
    @lydiaburnette2824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Honestly loved this in every way possible, it's daisy, the plot, the fact that daisy knows how to break out of jail in less than 12 min, *does a chef's kiss* mwwaa it was all amazing

  • @themidlyfrustratedinteract4957
    @themidlyfrustratedinteract4957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    “She said it was my fault for getting back in here.”
    Me: BACK?

  • @phoenixgods1
    @phoenixgods1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Me: In my new gig as a mercenary working for south african warlords
    Daisy: Oh hey there, just stopping by with this truckload of russian AK's for transfer to Bosco Ntaganda
    and i didn't see you there- what brings you to this side of the world?

  • @LukeSavour
    @LukeSavour 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Some of you: Confirmed, the headphones are physically attached to Daisy's head.
    Me: So probably I have to overlook the fact that she just pulled out a lighter from inside her head :D

    • @sleepyontime5513
      @sleepyontime5513 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lukas Tavoras yes we’re going to over look that

  • @admiraljester1811
    @admiraljester1811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Oh my god, it finally happened. Daisy finally went to jail.

    • @ofooda
      @ofooda 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Finally 😅

    • @SupremeKaiRich
      @SupremeKaiRich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She did not pass GO, and she did not collect $200

    • @pennyk6389
      @pennyk6389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s literally my reaction when I saw the notification I was like * gaspppppp* she finally made the video

  • @AuraliaASMR
    @AuraliaASMR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    SLEEP CHECKLIST
    - turned brightness down
    - lights off
    - under covers
    - set alarm
    - reminded yourself that you are beautiful, unique, and amazing
    HAVE A GREAT NIGHT!

  • @fombon20
    @fombon20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Honestly I thought she was gonna say
    “Vehicular manslaughter”

  • @sosaluver2
    @sosaluver2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Y’all better be happy we got this because I am
    **thank you**

  • @rvdb2718
    @rvdb2718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    8:13 her eyes turn grey/white for a second

  • @Royy164
    @Royy164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Daisy: "I wouldn't have called you unless I really needed you, you know?"
    Me: "yeah, sounds about right."

  • @dylanadams7835
    @dylanadams7835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love how the cards were 'still here from last time'