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  • @AidanWilbur
    @AidanWilbur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1953

    "Three for the price of two-and-a-half..."
    *stonks*

  • @Dumpsterborne
    @Dumpsterborne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2289

    Lorelei is hands down my favorite Gibi character. The voice is insanely relaxing.
    Plus the sunkissed makeup and purple-pink hair is adorable.

    • @whitemagus2000
      @whitemagus2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I also love her calm and professional demeanor, while at the same time misunderstanding all things human.

    • @yoshi_ninja0533
      @yoshi_ninja0533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I think daisy is the best, but you're entitled to your opinion

    • @crxstalzgamen1292
      @crxstalzgamen1292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1k like

    • @slavicgeek5109
      @slavicgeek5109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      langcal687 I personally like Daisy more. That sass gets me unconscious every time lol.

    • @georgemaher8792
      @georgemaher8792 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know

  • @madi_ss
    @madi_ss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1416

    “Daisy-“
    “Call me Princess”
    God she’s such an icon.

    • @Julie-un2vp
      @Julie-un2vp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      But she’s been following me for 3 years?
      Edit: not true for u people who don’t get the joke

    • @AlexMartinez-fs1vl
      @AlexMartinez-fs1vl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Broken._. Dolly uhh what?

  • @dommosmd
    @dommosmd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2355

    "And Daisy-"
    "Call me princess."
    "D A I S Y."
    How am I supposed to sleep when I'm laughing this hard

  • @sammysmiles7086
    @sammysmiles7086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1752

    Mermaid: “my eyes are changing color because I’m above water”
    Internal gibi: “I lost my contacts and I’m making it up as I go”

    • @desireefedrickx3119
      @desireefedrickx3119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      You can tell she probably lost em’ .. haha 😂

    • @royalblu1100
      @royalblu1100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@desireefedrickx3119 or they expired

    • @desireefedrickx3119
      @desireefedrickx3119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bella Bruh oh yeah maybe

    • @cerysricketts5721
      @cerysricketts5721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@royalblu1100 contacts can expire???'

    • @smalltrashman4227
      @smalltrashman4227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@cerysricketts5721 Yeah and they expire a lot faster if you dont put them in that fluid that comes with them.

  • @alycat99
    @alycat99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2600

    Next video: *Lorelei kills Daisy for stealing Poseidon’s ring*

    • @armandomiramontes376
      @armandomiramontes376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Other way around lol

    • @armandomiramontes376
      @armandomiramontes376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Daisy a boss ass bitch

    • @justbumblebee1
      @justbumblebee1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      And it would be great if it was a collab with Angelica. Like, Daisy hires Angelica to kill Lorelei 😂

    • @lennartproost
      @lennartproost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The video after that: Daisy found work in heaven

    • @lennartproost
      @lennartproost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The video after that: Daisy found work in heaven

  • @PT-on-YT
    @PT-on-YT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3496

    “Why hello there”
    “Hello”
    “How has my favorite customer been”
    “Not too good actually, I just got off a plane and there was this lady with blue hair and headphones and lord she was a nightmare”
    *Daisy walks out*
    “GOD PLEASE NO”

    • @jarodyearwood325
      @jarodyearwood325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      This comment should have more likes

    • @PT-on-YT
      @PT-on-YT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jarod Yearwood thank you😂

    • @mr.greenface3105
      @mr.greenface3105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Me walking down a random beach
      Me: *Sees the same guy who I pushed the flight attendant on and away from me*
      Me: Hey, I'm sorry abou-
      *Daisy Appears*
      Me: 🛫

    • @mr.greenface3105
      @mr.greenface3105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me walking down a random beach
      Me: *Sees the same guy who I pushed the flight attendant on and away from me*
      Me: Hey, I'm sorry abou-
      *Daisy Appears*
      Me: 🛫

    • @leeveed2370
      @leeveed2370 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      the real Dleaf 😂

  • @jeffrogers1248
    @jeffrogers1248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    “just strip some of that human stress away”
    *Feeds it to daisy*

  • @jtrevvvv
    @jtrevvvv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    Lorelei: "And Daisy.."
    Daisy: "Call me Princess 😒"
    Lorelei: "DAISY 😤"

    • @mental938
      @mental938 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wherrree

  • @axelf8557
    @axelf8557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1214

    Lorelei: This is something I had my intern pick up...
    Me: *Realizes Daisy is the intern* Stole, she stole that.

  • @venomwarriors2980
    @venomwarriors2980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    1:37
    Gibi: "show the customer the goods"
    Me: "drug dealing with daisy"

  • @gibbsdoc
    @gibbsdoc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1789

    What each character taught
    Lorelei - Love
    Mistletoe - Patience
    Daisy - Pain
    Edit: Me - How to use stolen memes to troll people

    • @akalice_yu
      @akalice_yu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      But now we're so amazing-

    • @fellowhuman8830
      @fellowhuman8830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Daisy-how to avoid student debt

    • @gibbsdoc
      @gibbsdoc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@NoOne-il2vm
      Nice, but I would aprecciate if you got it closer to 420

    • @jordanaguilera5349
      @jordanaguilera5349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@akalice_yu We've loved and we've lost.

    • @angei5802
      @angei5802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Not to sink somebody's boat or smth
      Dont attack me, dont read more if you are (or you will get) pissed off,
      but this isnt exactly a "stolen comment" more of a stolen vine that you got from somebody, 6 months ago there was a meme review video and this was in it you could atleast credit the original owner.

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1993

    Why do I feel like Daisy is gonna severly maim that poor fish girl on accident xD

    • @azurehaiku
      @azurehaiku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      "on accident"

    • @SyrNikoliTheBastardous
      @SyrNikoliTheBastardous 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      "Poor fish girl"
      I know this video just showed up in your recommendations and just watched it

    • @emilielewis5805
      @emilielewis5805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Of course she will this is Daisy we’re talking about also the mermaids name is Lorelei

    • @FinleyFawkes
      @FinleyFawkes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Hey Jax! Im an active viewer of your channel, so funny to find you below one of Gibi's videos.
      Just wanted to say thank you, because your videos helped me to loose 20 kilos just this year, I feel way better about myself now and am really grateful.
      Keep up the good work (btw, im also really enjoying your "trainers react" and Danberu as a whole)
      P. S.
      I never would've guessed that you are a fan of ASMR and this just made my day
      Greetings from Germany

    • @Squidkilla23
      @Squidkilla23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh it's Jax again lol. Do you watch all of Gibi's videos?

  • @francinelipschutz6139
    @francinelipschutz6139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1296

    OH MY GOD DAISY JUST CALLED HER A TUNA IM WHEEZING
    Edit : HER SASS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

    • @mdioxd9200
      @mdioxd9200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      HER SASS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER
      *THATS COZ JESUS CHRIST IS HER BUTTER*
      I have no idea what im saying...

    • @sinaetheballer767
      @sinaetheballer767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Francine Sketch t
      Me reading this : on the floor laughing 😂

    • @babagd
      @babagd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YOU DONT HAVE TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS!

    • @francinelipschutz6139
      @francinelipschutz6139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@babagd bUT FREEDOM OF SPEECH

    • @bigboss2085
      @bigboss2085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!

  • @paragonrobbie9270
    @paragonrobbie9270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1847

    Ah yes, the failed con artist and the somehow extremely successful con artist.

    • @dapotato818
      @dapotato818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Which is which?

    • @armandomiramontes376
      @armandomiramontes376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@dapotato818 I was about to say the same lol

    • @Austin_schurer
      @Austin_schurer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Robbie Stanton lol

    • @chaotichoe2759
      @chaotichoe2759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Da Potato
      Id assume Lorelei is the successful one

    • @safladae7330
      @safladae7330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Isn't the guy from your profile pic that one dude from metal gear rising revengance? Sam or something XD

  • @kalejuice5701
    @kalejuice5701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    I love how Daisy started off as this nice, quirky character who just seemed to work odd jobs and now it's well established that she's actually an irresponsible kleptomaniac 😂

    • @slightlymae3309
      @slightlymae3309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ok car

    • @adamg6520
      @adamg6520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That had to move to Japan and back

    • @CynamminStyx
      @CynamminStyx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Since you’ve posted, she’s also become a wanted criminal! A character is never fully developed until they have Interpol on their ass

  • @laggypotatoes
    @laggypotatoes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    Lorelei: This can scrub away any stress an-
    Me: ILL TAKE UR ENTIRE STOCK

  • @francinelipschutz6139
    @francinelipschutz6139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    We are blessed that we live in a world were we get to see quality content for *free.*

    • @ok-iy4ml
      @ok-iy4ml 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Francine Sketch I agree. like who wants to pay $50 to see jake and tanas wedding

  • @thatlazguy
    @thatlazguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    No one going to talk about how good Shawn's editing was on this one? Must've been challenging but he's done good!

    • @DesiGlamLife
      @DesiGlamLife 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ThatLazGuy I agree I was actually thinking that!!!

    • @JoeCnNd
      @JoeCnNd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      No one gonna talk about how everyone has a comment about nobody talking about something?

    • @taiyarayne1842
      @taiyarayne1842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      JoeCnNd no one going to talk about how annoying your comment is?

    • @JoeCnNd
      @JoeCnNd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I bet you do Area 51 comments too.

    • @fishy_on_me
      @fishy_on_me 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why what he do?

  • @ConcealedWeaponry
    @ConcealedWeaponry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    "I'll _chop chop_ you"
    Me, looking down: *_frightened wheeze_*

    • @8ternalsunshine
      @8ternalsunshine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      no not the nono square

    • @Gabe-o
      @Gabe-o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No no dont toutch me there. This is my no no square. I cant get enough of thus asmr so i revisit it every once and a while

    • @8ternalsunshine
      @8ternalsunshine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gyro same, for some reason a mermaid and a crazy blue haired lady arguing for a solid 15 minutes is really relaxing to me

  • @tailsnatched4642
    @tailsnatched4642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3362

    “Chop chop”
    “I’ll chop chop you”
    *thats*
    *not*
    *Appropriate*

    • @butteredbread1811
      @butteredbread1811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Dakota RavenMaker "Keeping a low profile"
      😂

    • @tailsnatched4642
      @tailsnatched4642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Buttered Bread XD

    • @AFlyingTaco1
      @AFlyingTaco1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Nah that's hot

    • @milleniam
      @milleniam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      IMFUCKING WHEEZINGGGG

    • @jaydon164
      @jaydon164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dakota RavenMaker i get it now 😮😂

  • @abibergdorff2961
    @abibergdorff2961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    Daisy: “Kinder surprise for adults”
    *winks*
    Me: •-•

  • @TarynM716
    @TarynM716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    Me; “ Everything Daisy wants to sell me is tra- “
    Daisy: • shows tiny cups •
    “ I believe I was wrong in my previous statement.”

  • @pabsiturner5539
    @pabsiturner5539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    I love how Lorelei is slowly going from cute and curious mermaid to Mob boss/Drug dealer

  • @SeptemberVirgoRose
    @SeptemberVirgoRose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    Her: Trust me, you don’t have enough shells to get rid of the amount of stress you have.
    Me: TELL ME ABOUT IT.

    • @itsnoterin
      @itsnoterin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      XD i was reading this while she said it

    • @FoxgloveFlower
      @FoxgloveFlower 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don’t know why, but I always imagine that “stress” is a codeword for hair, and that every time you have “stress snips” or “stress removal” it’s literally just an ASMRtist taking your bangs and chopping them off

    • @user-sf9gs2pg1b
      @user-sf9gs2pg1b 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      General Artrotic Hair is pretty stressful, lol

    • @FoxgloveFlower
      @FoxgloveFlower 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      C True. But there aren’t that many people ready and willing to go full mr clean😂

  • @nataliacapra486
    @nataliacapra486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    “Most definitely not from a child’s instrument pack”
    IM WEEZING

    • @linger5473
      @linger5473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nat Caps a light exhale from the nose is all the signs of amusement that you most likely displayed.

    • @SarahSuperAwesome
      @SarahSuperAwesome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm trying to go to sleep but I'm laughing too hard 🤣

    • @radicalwhispersASMR
      @radicalwhispersASMR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂this took me OUT

    • @brown9671
      @brown9671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s not that funny

  • @thoscheitrash643
    @thoscheitrash643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +923

    Did anyone else spend way too long thinking about the exchange rate?

    • @thecasualgamer9000
      @thecasualgamer9000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same here lol

    • @butteredbread1811
      @butteredbread1811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Natasha Fox I know right. 1 shell= $10? WHAT
      Edit: ok so I I figured out that a clam is 8.3 times more valuable than a shell, so a clam = about $83.

    • @veridliley9722
      @veridliley9722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Natasha Fox oh most definitely

    • @veridliley9722
      @veridliley9722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Also how much is a clan compared to shells
      Also also “3 for the price 2 and a half”

    • @KELUIX
      @KELUIX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I don't have the brain capacity for that
      But I'll try anyways

  • @rosiieprzz2123
    @rosiieprzz2123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    "it says triangle"
    "However it is a *rectangle* ..."
    Asmr Logic.

    • @AceFaz
      @AceFaz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Actually, it has width so it's really a Cuboid... BiG bRaiN

    • @Yolen16
      @Yolen16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Were those from a lewdy party? 🤔

    • @richietribe9487
      @richietribe9487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I still don't get it

  • @sunsetskittles2125
    @sunsetskittles2125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +959

    Daisy aggressively flirting at the end is my favorite thing, when do we get our "Date with Daisy" video?

    • @xStardust
      @xStardust 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      everyone who is subbed to Gibi has a crush on Daisy

    • @stargirlsasch6096
      @stargirlsasch6096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Solis 408 daisy is my least favourite Gibi character

    • @donb7519
      @donb7519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      we need it bad since daisy flirts with us in most of the rps she's in

    • @mr.greenface3105
      @mr.greenface3105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I do believe we might have to vote on a date
      Lorelei
      Or
      Daisy
      Asmr rp

    • @KatNWolfCosplay
      @KatNWolfCosplay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Solis 408 daisy is best girl 😤

  • @beetlejuice4893
    @beetlejuice4893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +986

    Gibi switching from one character to another:
    Michael: PARKOUR!

    • @yukionnaslayer1
      @yukionnaslayer1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What?

    • @beetlejuice4893
      @beetlejuice4893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      michael it’s an office joke

    • @yukionnaslayer1
      @yukionnaslayer1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Bears beets battlestar galactica

    • @jacobbruce2573
      @jacobbruce2573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Andy, Dwight and Michael= Best parkour trio

    • @castro2097
      @castro2097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ChromeAssassin you still havent played tuber simulator??

  • @kirram4401
    @kirram4401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    Timestamps:
    Intro- 0:00- 1:48
    Healing Egg- 2:01-3:26
    Portable Light- 3:32- 4:39
    Tiny Cups- 4:53- 5:47
    Relaxation Sticks- 7:00- 9:16
    Stress Snipping- 9:45- 10:48
    Box- 11:56
    Bottle- 12:27- 13:25
    Relaxation Rag- 13:55- 15:00
    Air Distributor- 15:09- 16:19
    Liquid Relaxation- 16:22- 17:29
    Calm Marker- 17:40- 18:45
    Lip Mask- 19:15- 19:55
    Rose Quartz Mask- 20:15- 21:55
    Rambing/Outro- 22:00
    Have an amazing sleep! 😴
    WOW! Thank you everyone for all of the likes!

    • @alterdnothing1855
      @alterdnothing1855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thanks dude :D

    • @ninafleming3479
      @ninafleming3479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks!! :P

    • @nbdy2u
      @nbdy2u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You beautiful hooman thank you Ùwú

    • @kirram4401
      @kirram4401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No problem everyone! Have an amazing asmr experience!

    • @2b0x24
      @2b0x24 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks 😊😘

  • @clenchedfistsyndrome1439
    @clenchedfistsyndrome1439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    “This will solve any problem you have. Indeed, it says so right here”
    *Holds bottle upside down* 13:14

    • @clenchedfistsyndrome1439
      @clenchedfistsyndrome1439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pvt. Ryan Louis Yup. I was just pointing out something you may have not noticed.

    • @AlexMartinez-fs1vl
      @AlexMartinez-fs1vl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pvt. Ryan Louis it’s funny just learn to get jokes

    • @brodylucas9446
      @brodylucas9446 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ah yes this comment makes me hungry

  • @AcaTea
    @AcaTea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    I see you found an in-universe explanation for you misplacing the Lorelei contacts.

    • @chrisbade2119
      @chrisbade2119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      It’s in the Gibi Extened Universe canon now

    • @mrpolarbear702
      @mrpolarbear702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nice more lore so there eyes get darker as they age

    • @teajuice3571
      @teajuice3571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tea

    • @leprechaunne
      @leprechaunne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mrpolarbear702 no, it's the amount they spend out of water, I think

    • @mrpolarbear702
      @mrpolarbear702 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@leprechaunne yeah that makes sense too :)

  • @shibainu9043
    @shibainu9043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1190

    Sometimes I wonder if the reason we actually buy stuff from Lorelei is so we don't hurt her feelings

    • @frog6992
      @frog6992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@2natism they are dollar store items she picked off the ocean floor. We doin it for the feels

    • @elebonnypan
      @elebonnypan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      You can buy things from a mermaid! Who cares 😂 and anyway I don't want to betray her I will get her the ring back

    • @honeyjar2970
      @honeyjar2970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Oh, always! But it's okay, what else would we do with all these clams and shells we stole from the fishermen?

    • @shibainu9043
      @shibainu9043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@honeyjar2970 good point

    • @that.oneequestrian7844
      @that.oneequestrian7844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      True, tbh. But I love just how dedicated she is to selling this things that you may be able to get from other stores. I also love how she doesn’t say, e.g : For this, ( I don’t know uhh ) For this unseeable stress stealer, ( a sleeping mask ) $5 dollars. She usually says, for e.g : If you would like this sadness stealer, ( a spray bottle ) you must pay the price of, 5 Shells. ( or sometimes clams ). What you saying in my opinion is kinda true, but we also probably do it so we can have enjoyment at her store and the excitement as well of what we she have for me this time? I love it either way and I also really like seeing what she calls everyday objects. But hey, that’s just my opinion. You don’t have to agree with me, but for some reason, I feel like most people would agree with me. ( that is also my option, you don’t have to agree with me tho ) Well yeah, I kinda agree with you but mostly not. :D

  • @starvalley2522
    @starvalley2522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    Daisy: "I'm trying to keep......a low profile"
    Me: "Are you running from the feds"

    • @danielray6838
      @danielray6838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      She stole the febreeze from my bathroom and sold it.

    • @dashbee3264
      @dashbee3264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’m reading the comments with the video going and I got to that point as I was reading this and fucking wheezed at 2am

    • @zyxiii1
      @zyxiii1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMG I HAVE THE VIDEO GOING AND WHEN YOU SAID THIS I HEAR IT, NO WAY, friend?!?

    • @ladystarlightasmr
      @ladystarlightasmr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Again???

    • @Zaydamus
      @Zaydamus 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      XxmelaxX it’s just a coincidence. Calm down.

  • @JaeM-Vlogs
    @JaeM-Vlogs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    🧜🏼‍♀️Time Stamps🧜🏼‍♀️
    -----------------
    00:00 - Introduction 🌼
    ---
    2:02 - Shaky Healing Egg 🥚
    ---
    3:32 - Portable Light Switch 💥
    ---
    4:45 - Dingle-hopper & Tiny Cups🥄
    ---
    5:57 - Lorelei & Daisy Talking
    ---
    7:00 - Relaxation Sticks 🥢
    ---
    9:30 - Scissors/Stress
    Snipping ✂️
    ---
    11:00 - Daisy & Relaxation Box
    ---
    12:19 - Rosè mist & Spraying🌹
    ---
    13:52 - Relaxation Rag💫
    ---
    15:06 - Air Distributor/Spritzing☁️
    ---
    16:22 - Liquid Relaxation/Kylie lip gloss 💄
    ---
    17:32 - Sharpie 💗
    ---
    18:50 - Lip Mask👄
    ---
    20:04 - Rose Quartz Mask💕
    ---
    22:59 - Mermaid Ring & Making a deal 💍
    ---
    26:10 - The End ✌🏻

    • @Naomiii-im9zy
      @Naomiii-im9zy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thank youuu!

    • @EirTheGhost
      @EirTheGhost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thank you my dude

    • @frog6992
      @frog6992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Pin him, pin him to the top.
      I was going to say to the wall but that sounds wrong in a good way

    • @soulsapper2559
      @soulsapper2559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Caped Baldy it does tho 😂

    • @yuvalyemini504
      @yuvalyemini504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank youuuu

  • @kyuura4324
    @kyuura4324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    Can daisy just get jobs literally everywhere
    I’m convinced she could get a job as Cthulhu’s secretary or something
    Daisy no I’m pretty sure that’s illegal. Well, more illegal than your normal shenanigans at least

    • @TJDious
      @TJDious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Next video...

    • @MimosaQueen
      @MimosaQueen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      She could collab with ephemeral rift for that idea

    • @krispianna
      @krispianna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      IM WHEEZING THANK YOU

    • @DorothyBanks
      @DorothyBanks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The ultimate crossover gibi and ephemeral rift

    • @mr.greenface3105
      @mr.greenface3105 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      .

  • @magorzatapuchalska3597
    @magorzatapuchalska3597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1583

    Future videos ideas:
    1. Daisy storming area 51 or planning to do so
    2. Daisy - cthulhu secretary
    3. S.H.R.E.K

  • @723mph
    @723mph 5 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    Nobody:
    Mr krabbs walking: 13:17

    • @anna44644
      @anna44644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂

    • @km16806
      @km16806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A Cube squared oh my gawd

    • @butteredbread1811
      @butteredbread1811 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      A Cube squared Oh my god 😂😂

    • @mxstigohara
      @mxstigohara 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @isthatajojoareference1315
      @isthatajojoareference1315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I laughed before pressing the timestamp either ur really funny or I'm just very sleep deprived (it's legit 3:19 for me and I need to be up for 8:00 )

  • @inabacklistmood3124
    @inabacklistmood3124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    That editing tho. When they overlapped I was awestruck.

    • @mayajcosby27
      @mayajcosby27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fr

    • @haganshabba
      @haganshabba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Green screens kinda work like that but go off

    • @inabacklistmood3124
      @inabacklistmood3124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@haganshabba oh, true. Usually I see people use split screens so it cuts off if you move past the center. I've never seen someone do something like this with a green screen so I didn't even think of that. Neat.

    • @d3adman746
      @d3adman746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      But it's two different people

    • @Gabe-o
      @Gabe-o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@d3adman746 or IS IT she does have a twin but gibi did all the asmr parts

  • @ichoralchemistmk2490
    @ichoralchemistmk2490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    You need to make breaking Loreilei out of mer-jail with Daisy on a headset telling you how to break Loreilei out. She can say things like "That tuna has my paycheck".

    • @Ash3on
      @Ash3on 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      This idea is beyond iconic and I love it

    • @crazzycatlady28
      @crazzycatlady28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yes

    • @ilovedogs1179
      @ilovedogs1179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I second that notion

    • @boredasf4856
      @boredasf4856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Ash3on it's giving me telephone vibez

    • @_Starzy
      @_Starzy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Omg Yesssssss

  • @BackwardStone19
    @BackwardStone19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    Marvel: “Avengers: Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover of all time”
    Gibi: Hold my tingles

    • @slothproductionsyt
      @slothproductionsyt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eric S. 😂😂 I’m crying

    • @Sewrays
      @Sewrays 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eric S. Brilliant!

  • @HiSarcasm
    @HiSarcasm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1098

    When daisy calls her “tuna”..
    Why did I laugh so hard 😂😂

    • @SnowBaller985
      @SnowBaller985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      "She started calling me Tuna because she caught me eating a tuna sandwich for lunch." *looks at camera*

    • @valliebeez
      @valliebeez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Theonlyjellyiwillputinmybelly Ouma ||| i was about to mention jim and andy lmao!

    • @Dirovex
      @Dirovex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same. I had to pause it. That was funny as hell

    • @angelscinta4385
      @angelscinta4385 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      YazzyASMR same

    • @angelscinta4385
      @angelscinta4385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YazzyASMR so is Daisy real or not? I'm confused.

  • @devon5078
    @devon5078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    after hearing “I’ll sell you 3 for 5 clams, that’s right, 3 for 2 and a half. thats called business” I need a stock market roleplay how do you master such fiscal intelligence

    • @joelmillard6607
      @joelmillard6607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A shell is a dollar a clam is 100 and a conkshell is worth 1000

    • @jaykay6222
      @jaykay6222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joelmillard6607 But clams are like 5 dollars for a dozen, no way they're 100 a piece.

    • @endeavor3406
      @endeavor3406 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So one of those relaxation sticks is 2 clams

  • @femtrapta5874
    @femtrapta5874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    "Just take a bit of your human stress here"
    Ma'am that's my hair...and you just cut it off.

    • @FoxgloveFlower
      @FoxgloveFlower 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      THANK YOU

    • @FoxgloveFlower
      @FoxgloveFlower 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I swear no one else says it

    • @ActuallyLemons
      @ActuallyLemons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      stress is stored in the hair

    • @FoxgloveFlower
      @FoxgloveFlower 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mel likes jellybeans But then wouldn’t shaving your head be a hell of a lot less stressful?

    • @homericrhapsode3126
      @homericrhapsode3126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@FoxgloveFlower is that why when people are stressed they want to tear their hair out?

  • @plutoniiums
    @plutoniiums 5 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    "I'm tryna keep a low profile, here"
    Next video: Daisy goes to Prison💀

    • @KarnageGaming
      @KarnageGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      not hard to imagine daisy trying to convince a guard to let her "help" him. lol

    • @PS-dm1dq
      @PS-dm1dq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @RevanSykesGaming She's kind of a fuck up who's done like, multiple counts of breaking and entering, impersonating medical professionals, and idk I think maybe some other stuff too.

    • @evadion9176
      @evadion9176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CAN WE MAKE THAT HAPPEN 😂

    • @autumn2seksee
      @autumn2seksee 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh Jesus

  • @Elienaisuper2
    @Elienaisuper2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    OMG THE CHAOTIC DUO WE DON'T DESERVE BUT WE NEED AND LOVE I love this so much

  • @kb0073
    @kb0073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    "Especially if I remove the larger stress bumps on you.... "
    You, you mean pimples?

    • @thisaccountsucks3225
      @thisaccountsucks3225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      LARGE STRESS BUMPS

    • @Julie-un2vp
      @Julie-un2vp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      _ justalildepressed you mean Kylies lipstick I wanted to take stress off me but it was to hard?

  • @Limitlesslime
    @Limitlesslime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    "It´s like a Kinder Egg Surprise but for adults"
    Bold of you to assume Kinder eggs aren´t for adults

    • @bugglemagnum6213
      @bugglemagnum6213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Well they've been banned in the US for being too dangerous for children so

    • @audreythesquid_482
      @audreythesquid_482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      **cough** and apparently guns aren’t **cough**

    • @BuildMobiIe
      @BuildMobiIe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Buggle Magnum really? I’ve seen them tons of times in my city

    • @A_Black_Sheep94
      @A_Black_Sheep94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It means it goes in your butt.

    • @bamstar1453
      @bamstar1453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@BuildMobiIe yes, actually, they are legally banned in the US, and Canada gets a really big kick out of it. You have to sneak them into the states. Like people have gotten fines and banned from going to the states over a chocolate egg 😂 lmao

  • @angel-vn5ob
    @angel-vn5ob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    "Chop chop."
    "I'll chop chop you"
    LMFAO IM WHEEZING-

  • @pacco7282
    @pacco7282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Nobody:
    Daisy: "Hey! I have a new workplace!"

  • @angelicice213
    @angelicice213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    My favorite thing about Gibi is how every single character she uses has different voices, personalities and forms of triggers. Although I knew better, she still made me question if there were actually two different people. I'm so happy with how far she has gone and how big she's become. Because honestly, she totally deserves it.

  • @adamocoin4678
    @adamocoin4678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    Next up, Daisy opens a sushi restaurant

  • @thendoftime
    @thendoftime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    My two favorite characters? Thank you Mrs Gibi!

    • @samuelloosmore6311
      @samuelloosmore6311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I didn't see officer, Bart or officer, lydia

    • @robyngreymane5881
      @robyngreymane5881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i was gonna comment the same thing dude. You rock Gibi!

    • @thendoftime
      @thendoftime 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      MTB XC Trail Rides my bad haha, I’m used to using Miss so I forgot lol

    • @leprechaunne
      @leprechaunne 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why mrs*?

    • @thendoftime
      @thendoftime 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Noah Everly I originally out miss and I’m pretty sure she’s married! So I just corrected myself

  • @HarrisBoe
    @HarrisBoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Me: “yeah I can pay”
    *proceeds to dump a bunch of eggshells onto the floor*

    • @frog6992
      @frog6992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      All of them crack creating more eggshells
      *Stonks*

    • @yukionnaslayer1
      @yukionnaslayer1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dont you know the smaller the shell the less value it has

    • @SimonJSlou
      @SimonJSlou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not if you account for the variable s (or stonks) which means s=n+q assuming n is previous value and q being an integer between 1 and 1337 that raises with the number of objects, maxing out at 1337. Therefore, when accounting for the stonks variable, more objects means profit is enevitable, regardless of how minuscule it is.
      TLDR: STONKS

    • @frog6992
      @frog6992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're both wrong. We have never been given a set size for shellsbor type. Thus, having a million tiny shells is the same as having a million full sized shell. Either make the rules or follow the chaos

  • @gallopinghearts3817
    @gallopinghearts3817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    "these are our relaxation sticks, we harvest them-"
    Are those tags i see? From the mall?

  • @theonceler2756
    @theonceler2756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    “How has my favorite customer been doing?”
    Me: everything hurts and I’m dying
    Gibi: glad to hear it


    Edit: thanks for the lights

  • @sleeplesssaidai1295
    @sleeplesssaidai1295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Daisy: “This is a portable light” *Flicks the light on*
    Also Daisy: “Wow....” *Looks completely dead inside*
    I love the cross of worl- or I guess characters. The sass is hIlArIoUs!

  • @OhMyMyMyYeahhh
    @OhMyMyMyYeahhh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    I was wondering "why does Lorelaie look so different?"
    Y'all she don't have the contactssss

    • @mxstigohara
      @mxstigohara 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lorelei*

    • @RaphaelWiggum
      @RaphaelWiggum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes, she says so during the intro.

  • @elebonnypan
    @elebonnypan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I need more stress snippiiing, especially from Lorelei I love the mermaid thing that she can see it. I would love a video of a stress snipping session

  • @katharinerosa405
    @katharinerosa405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    "Liquid relaxation"
    IS THAT A KYLIE LIP KIT I SWEAR TO GOD-

  • @ConfusiousInc
    @ConfusiousInc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    It always freaks me out how to me Lorelei looks nothing like Gibi. It is such a good transformation.

  • @giselleweiner9954
    @giselleweiner9954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    I FORGOT THEY WERE THE SAME PERSON AND THOUGHT THIS WAS A COLLAB UNTIL HALFWAY THROUGH THE VIDEO I REALIZED OMG

    • @maxalvarado946
      @maxalvarado946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Bruh moment.

    • @soulsapper2559
      @soulsapper2559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YEET

    • @Tony42008
      @Tony42008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Max Alvarado BUD moment

    • @axelf8557
      @axelf8557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      For real though like I can see GiBi in Lorelei but Daisy is so freakin different it’s hard to believe it’s GiBi!

    • @crystalsmith1860
      @crystalsmith1860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh

  • @ochacouraraka3162
    @ochacouraraka3162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Lorelei: “ now daisy-“
    Daisy: “call me princess”
    Lorelei: “D A I S Y”

  • @vyn409
    @vyn409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    Lorelei: *exists*
    Daisy: "I'm about to end this whole mans career."

    • @gutzeater
      @gutzeater 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wheezed, nice one 🤣

    • @michelepadula8965
      @michelepadula8965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm dead laughing 😂

    • @litobeatz639
      @litobeatz639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *Man's!?*

    • @vyn409
      @vyn409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lito beatz My bad *mermaids*

    • @bongyshadylie902
      @bongyshadylie902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahahahahahahagah
      So funny hahahahahahahahhahahahahah
      Hahahabahababhahaha

  • @CherryBerry-fy3ji
    @CherryBerry-fy3ji 5 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    “A spray after that is 2 shells”
    Oh okay, then I’m goo-
    *sprays again*
    GIRL NO

  • @alexae9627
    @alexae9627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Oml why is Daisy so salty?
    “I think you drank too much salt water”
    DANG
    Edit: There’s so many great lines in this..
    “Kind of like a Kinder Surprise But for adults.” *wink wink*
    “Dry? You look like you’re about to disintegrate..”
    “If she didn’t want me to have it, she shouldn’t have her three locks so easy to destroy.”
    “I’ll chop chop you.”

    • @Davey_.
      @Davey_. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      " thats a daisy half a dozen" ( probably not exact words)

  • @lilly3920
    @lilly3920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    "Do you have recurring nightmares?"
    Yeah, the planet is dying in a few days and no one is bothering to do anything-
    "Of the planet dying?"
    .o.

    • @lamuffindelchon5812
      @lamuffindelchon5812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      this did NOT age well

    • @fading_roses
      @fading_roses 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lamuffindelchon5812 I WAS GONNA SAY- 😭

  • @danterosales6985
    @danterosales6985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    11:24 Look Right
    DATE NIGHT WITH DAISY VIDEO WHEN
    Took my like 4 watches to catch that lol

    • @c1cjfitzpatrickinverness561
      @c1cjfitzpatrickinverness561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dante Rosales hahaha can’t wait hah😂😂

    • @starkiller6217
      @starkiller6217 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why would anyone want to date such an evil being

    • @Josh-The_Spooky_Bastard-
      @Josh-The_Spooky_Bastard- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dante Rosales 👀
      I wanna see that now

    • @Adoni3
      @Adoni3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm so down

    • @edcellwarrior
      @edcellwarrior 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lander Kamal Daisy’s not evil, just self-centered and stupid

  • @kylelawson2113
    @kylelawson2113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1526

    "Avenger's: Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover of all time."
    Me:

  • @FrostyMeerkat
    @FrostyMeerkat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    6:34
    ‘And Daisy’
    ‘Call me princess’
    Me: wait a minute, daisy, Princess. princesses daisy!!!
    CONFIRMED, DAISY IS PRINCESS DAISY FROM SUPER MARIO BROS!!!

    • @marycallie4578
      @marycallie4578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ok

    • @superhuffpuff
      @superhuffpuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT

    • @milleniam
      @milleniam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HmmmmmMMMMMMM YES

    • @FrostyMeerkat
      @FrostyMeerkat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GameblitZZ Yt th-cam.com/video/BW1aX0IbZOE/w-d-xo.html

    • @cortneysmith3024
      @cortneysmith3024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Frosty Meerkat I thought you were talking about “princess” from her story in the airplane daisy video

  • @mysticcc3171
    @mysticcc3171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    when Daisy pulled out the shot glasses/cups and called them “tiny cups” i wheezed

  • @joerogain7007
    @joerogain7007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    How to clean a mermaid tail: •Tap their tail until they feel uncomfortable.

  • @mernky3562
    @mernky3562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    Next
    “Daisy harvesting your kidneys Asmr 4K 60fps

    • @bigboss2085
      @bigboss2085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@camerondunk802 Daisy with tattoos actually sounds pretty cool lol

    • @camerondunk802
      @camerondunk802 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bigboss2085 yeah she will be super ripped with piercings and tattoos.

    • @localtaehyungsimp5371
      @localtaehyungsimp5371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cameron Dank you're imagination scares me 😂

    • @phexwor8433
      @phexwor8433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      in 3D

    • @cjawesome9386
      @cjawesome9386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cameron Dank now hang on just a minute

  • @lopipee
    @lopipee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1233

    Her:”god forbid they ever get darker than this I might be a goner”
    Me:*lowered brightness* what?
    Also Me: thanos reference* I am inevitable
    Edit: Omg thx for all the likes it’s almost at a thousand

    • @yuritarded5186
      @yuritarded5186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lil Potato omg so funny

    • @RebornVengeancex
      @RebornVengeancex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Love your name

    • @lopipee
      @lopipee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr. Dong thx

    • @CopyNinjaJay
      @CopyNinjaJay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They're not black, but they're like hella dark chocolate. UuU

    • @Diabeticdiva4life
      @Diabeticdiva4life 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like a kinder surprise lol

  • @Krypton1131
    @Krypton1131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "See it's a steal, don't you feel better"
    "Don't listen to the sirens they might tempt you!"

  • @bellarespicio6449
    @bellarespicio6449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    “I’ll chop chop you”
    “That’s.. not.. appropriate”
    😹😹

    • @RebornVengeancex
      @RebornVengeancex 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      🙊

    • @Do2it1all4jav
      @Do2it1all4jav 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ew furry

    • @2b0x24
      @2b0x24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I see this the second she said that to

    • @menye6148
      @menye6148 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@2b0x24 same

  • @zanderhall11
    @zanderhall11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Daisy : "A little, your about to disintegrate."
    Lorelaie: "ThE rUdNeSs Is NoT nEsSiSaRy." *Triggerd*

    • @Batmann_
      @Batmann_ ปีที่แล้ว

      @dnsjsbs "your" "nessisary" and "rudness" are ok though? ;)

  • @subtle_demon9023
    @subtle_demon9023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    A Sharpie is a calm marker..? They bring me a lot of stress
    "STOP LEAKING THROUGH MY PAGE, STOP BLEEDING"

  • @thechurchofdale8519
    @thechurchofdale8519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "I got myself a little intern"
    "Oh tha-
    "Intern?"
    "Oh god, I recognize that voice anywhere"

  • @JamesRoberts-r5v
    @JamesRoberts-r5v 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Infinity war: *The most ambitious crossover*
    Gibi: “Hold my beer”

  • @vonscene
    @vonscene 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Lorelai: "How's my favorite customer been doing?"
    Me: "Welp I died last week and I've been haunting a local gas station...so....
    Lorelai: "Glad to hear it."

  • @TaniaAnehina
    @TaniaAnehina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    "Long time no see?"
    More like "Long time no sea?"

    • @_Starzy
      @_Starzy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂

    • @henrydouberly3950
      @henrydouberly3950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That joke was as stupid as people who take hufflepuff sieriously. #slytheringang

    • @supernqvai
      @supernqvai 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@henrydouberly3950 damn

    • @Little_Pippit
      @Little_Pippit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Moaning Myrtle is quaking

    • @kingcrayon3668
      @kingcrayon3668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mark Zuckerberg seriously* bruh learn to spell before you call someone stupid.

  • @DynamiteChannelist
    @DynamiteChannelist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Everyone: “Endgame is the most ambitious crossover in history.”
    Me, an intellectual: *shows them this video*

    • @shaereub4450
      @shaereub4450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No the best crossover is when there are many ASMR people playing as doctors, focusing on 1 person (the viewer).

    • @ham4da
      @ham4da 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shaereub4450 I bet you are fun at parties....anyways...you are right

  • @Ayocartoonclips
    @Ayocartoonclips 5 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    14:03
    Mermaid: This can scrub away any stre-
    Me: TAKE MY CLAMS AND SHELLS?!?!?
    Edit: Holy cow I got 160 likes haha

    • @Ayocartoonclips
      @Ayocartoonclips 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      whoopdick the ogre Who copied anything ?

    • @Ayocartoonclips
      @Ayocartoonclips 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn’t copy anyone so good day. lol I don’t read the comment section I just watch the video so the chance of me comment something someone else made isn’t that uncommon *yawns*

  • @louisvuittonasmr8643
    @louisvuittonasmr8643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    " 3 for the Price of 2 and a half that's business " 😂😭😭

  • @madcat789
    @madcat789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Dual layered ASMR that has no cuts when they overlap characters?
    *Sweet Jesus.*

  • @ironrose6
    @ironrose6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Between Lorelei being so suggestive at 17:50 and Daisy flirting so aggressively at the end, I'm convinced that the dream Lorelei had the night before that she doesn't want to talk about at 21:25 had something to do with her favorite customer ;).

    • @transontung1932
      @transontung1932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah considering that we have visited her three times to buy and sell things that we do not need , she does make up for us , breaking her people rules to save us and take care of us and also sing for us it’s obvious that there is something between the lorelei and the customer

    • @babyyodasbestfriend962
      @babyyodasbestfriend962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dave Redacted so it’s not just me?”

    • @sansproultimate1866
      @sansproultimate1866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I saw ze face
      :| re you sad or flirting either way I don't like it
      Me: GET OFF MY PHONE KRIS

    • @sansproultimate1866
      @sansproultimate1866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Random though don't know wat wink face meen

  • @jaimealejandromedinaorta9395
    @jaimealejandromedinaorta9395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Me:lets get to midnight boys
    Gibi: uplouds
    Me: sorry boys my mom its not gonna let me play until midnight

  • @yeplife3135
    @yeplife3135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    "You'll just have to buy it to find out"
    "It's like a Kinder Surprise but for adults"
    *winks*
    Why do I low-key feel like Daisy had already opened the egg and used the contents inside and replaced it with...cocaine.

    • @scottbruckner4653
      @scottbruckner4653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It'd sound more like sand.

    • @Juicy23-1
      @Juicy23-1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thats our daisy we know and love

  • @DJ-yw4qc
    @DJ-yw4qc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Daisy said “your daily dose of water” 😆
    Also, this is a very well done video Gibi 👏🏻👏🏻
    The editing with two of you on screen at once as well as recording separate voice lines and tracking them so it sounds like an actual conversation. Nice job!

  • @asmrcrafting662
    @asmrcrafting662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Lorelei: As a mermaid I can see your stress
    Me- As someone who has had multiple run ins with Daisy I can see your stress as well!

  • @petramacleod7262
    @petramacleod7262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    “You can’t just cut me out of your life.”
    Me: 10:32
    10:36
    10:24
    10:17
    10:41

    • @FoxgloveFlower
      @FoxgloveFlower 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also when you tell your friend you want bangs but they’re THAT friend

  • @olipopmeme
    @olipopmeme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    I knew I sensed some foreshadowing in the FaceTime video...

  • @lovetrolling4720
    @lovetrolling4720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    Gibi: “how’s my favourite customer been”
    Me: “awful, I got fir...”
    Gibi: “Glad to hear it”
    Me: “...”

    • @camerondunk802
      @camerondunk802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Her "FaVoRie" customer

    • @rare6477
      @rare6477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You mean Daisy?

    • @Mentalmalstrom1776
      @Mentalmalstrom1776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sorry you fired, bro

    • @Phoenix_flame
      @Phoenix_flame 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣
      Also, "..." looks like a face 😆

    • @peresusjacksonfan
      @peresusjacksonfan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just happened to me yesterday too. Hope you find a job soon

  • @fanpet3912
    @fanpet3912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I really can't tell whose marketing skills are more questionable

  • @NellyGustavo
    @NellyGustavo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I laughed more than i problably should
    "It stinks down there"
    "Maybe you shouldn't drink so much salt water"

  • @belly0912
    @belly0912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Daisy: “call me princess”
    Mermaid: “dAiSy”

  • @hannahspellman2373
    @hannahspellman2373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    My friends: how have you not seen endgame!?
    Me: I have more important things to watch

    • @cking4869
      @cking4869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You’re watching the creation of a different kind of cinematic universe

    • @rakemash
      @rakemash 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Iron man dies

    • @bobbobber1639
      @bobbobber1639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am Ironman? More like “I am sick of playing a character that got me out of prison”

  • @user-xk3os7pp7d
    @user-xk3os7pp7d 5 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Daisy: “This is a portable light.”
    No one: “...”
    Absolutely No one: “...”
    Daisy: “WoWwW!”
    Edit: Thanks for 105 likes! 😅😊