I think Family Guy summarized Segal in the best way possible. "You act Asian, you look Native American, your name is possibly Jewish. What are you? He fat."
Great, now I want to see an Action-Movie with Gordon Ramsay playing a chef who absolutely loses it and starts beating people who wronged him up left and right.
I have heard stories of legit 90 year old Iaido masters walking in with a cane while shaking and as soon as they have their hands on their sword the shaking stops. It is amazing what muscle memory van do.
Here is the final nail in the very punctured coffin: Sly Stallone did not allow Seagal to be a part of The Expendables franchise despite calling on every action guy from the 80s. Think about that.
@@HB-fq9nn The first two movies were pretty good but the third one I didnt like as much due to not being a fan of Ronda Rousey. I with they would have kept it going.
@@HB-fq9nn There's also a fourth one thought to be in the works sometime in the future. Much like the action heroes in the films themselves, The Expendables is a franchise that refuses to accept that its glory days are over. I think they have fun with that fact.
Stallone explicitly asked Seagal to be in the Expendables, albeit only as a cameo. He apparently refused because of bad blood with the producer Avi Lerner. I'm guessing they fell out while making Kill Switch.
29:50 The reason Seagal is saying "Sakamoto Sensei" is because in Japanese culture, you refer to a person by their last name or "family title" first and then you say your relationship with that person last. The teacher's last name was Sakamoto, so Seagal refers to him as "Sakamoto-Sensei"
And by the way, that is a LIE, (or else it is truth and he's just whittled down his own credibility at this point) as the first Dojo in Michigan opened a little bit after he hit early teens. And it wasn't an Aikido school, but a Taekwando school.
@@SoopDwagg I was saying another point of incorrect for the bitch. Honestly with how full of himself that egg shaped fraud is? He'd probably say he is president of space if he could get away with it.
@@boxtank5288 thats part of the magic, how many sakamoto's (no first name) do you think lived in michigan at the time. How many of them would say that got paid 8k untaxed to teach unlicensed martial arts.
Honestly this is one of your guys' best reactions this year. You have interesting tangents, that don't linger for too long, have interesting reactions throughout the video. And end and start it with interesting conversations. Keep up the good work guys. This is definitely up there in my top favorite reactions from you guys in general.
seagal's fight scene suck as well. every damn movie he's been in has seagal playing the same character: some ex-army special forces guy who is uber badass and wades through men like a lawn mower. there is no tension or drama in his fights. he's unstoppable and no one, not even people with similar backgrounds as seagal, can stand up to him. in fact, i only remember ONE movie where he gets punched and only because he let the other guy do it and then he destroyed him. now take "john wick" on the other hand. john's fights are well chorigraphed and executed by keanu reaves who actually trained in effective HTH combat. but most of all, john wick gets hit, shoot, stabbed and beaten up because despite him being a mythic figure in the world of assassins, he's still human. he gets hurt but he keeps going. that's why we enjoy the john wick fight scene. steaven seagal is just a guy who wants to live out his character in real life. (i use character in the singular because he plays the same damn guy in every damn movie)
The "what caliber is this?" comment makes sense really. That is a very uncommon gun even in russia. The VKKS/Vychlop. Fires a .50 caliber projectile, but with a very short casing of 55mm, subsonic so it is very quiet. He's pretty lucky to have held one actually.
"Was Putin a fan of Under Siege?" Well... Kim Jong Il was a movie-nut. He wrote a book on movie-making, kidnapped a South Korean director to make movies for him...
@@XanderPGK Even better, that director made a movie called Pulgasari, basically a Godzilla ripoff, and it basically has an underlying criticism against Kim Il Sung, Kim Jong Il's dad. Like the monster was supposed to be an allegory of a revolutionary who fought for the people but when he finally gained power he put the people through the same, if not worse, suffering.
And he is STILL incredibly dangerous (I kinda get that feeling from him even though he's an Old Man. Meanwhile Segal is hitting his 50s? He looks like Mr. Potato Head for fuck's sake!)
I would say the Renegades should watch Mista GG's Steven Seagal videos, but Mista GG would probably try to assassinate them for it considering his stance on reactors. Shame more folks aren't covering Mr. Seagull's horrifically awful new 'films'.
@@Andrew-fi1sd he also was the most feared head of any heads of the KGB and one of the most ruthless wich most likely helped him getting the presidential seat
Uh just to actually translate what Putin said he was just saying how happy he is to see that Seagal got a Russian passport and how he is in support of it.
I hate to start an argument, but Seagal’s form of Aikido may be fake, but Aikido is a genuine martial art. However, I do consent that it is not practical. I watched a video by on a channel called Martial Arts Journey run by a man who did start out as an Aikido practitioner and even he admits that the style is inflexible and the masters who trained him encouraged him to to avoid interacting with any other schools of martial arts, which I believe is the source of modern Aikido’s problems
I second this, one of my uncles is vice president of a Aikido and Iaido "Federation" (idk what the right word would be in English) in Morocco, and I've seen what he does, sometimes experienced it first-hand. It's totally different from what Seagal does.
Basically, a martial art that decided to shroud itself in mystery, making it super easy for people to Wuju the fuck out of it. Since real aikido practitioners don't usually go around demonstrating the style, any dumbass with another dumbass who is willing to jump on the floor to make them look good can claim to be an Aikido Master and rob people for hundreds of dollars in exchange for "chi manipulating lessons" whatever the fuck that means.
Steven Seagal was invited to teach at a Aikido dojo in japan, just because he now looks like a meme does not diminish the Martial art or the credit He had in it
The reason Aikido is believed to be so good is that it use to be legit. Aikido was a practice used against armed opponents with katanas. If in the battlefield, if you ever drop your weapon, you need disarm your opponents. That’s why it’s primarily wrist twisting. Some positions are even is the Seiza positions, the Japanese style of sitting on their knees, because assassination attempts often happen during peace deals and meetings. However, same like Chinese kung fu, another martial arts used in war, it became fucking shit. After years of peace and the existence of firearms, you don’t have to legitimately practice martial arts anymore. It’s not for combat but purely out of tradition. Martial arts that use to be used for war instead become exercises used by old people at the park to stay fit. You can equate their original purpose to a gun and the new martial arts to a airsoft Gun.
To answer your question about sakamoto sensei, when referring to people who you aren't close personal friends or family with, especially figures which you consider above yourself, you'll just address their last name and then sensei or some other role if they're a mentor of yours. It's common to call people by their last name in Japan.
If I got into a fight on the street and had to have a Hollywood action star next to me backing me up. I'm picking Arnold, I don't know if he knows any marital arts but the dude is still the human equivalent of a brick wall. The dude when in south America was drop kicked from behind just stumbled slight and just thought the he got nudged by the crowd around him
I think the arnold stuff was in america. But legit, if i were to fight someone and Arnold showed up i would run for my life XD. You dont start a fight with a brickwall that can move and punch
I mean, Arnold backhanded a car window and destroyed it for real. The crew had forgot to put in the fake glass in and he still shattered it by backhanding it. Like, how do you even do that? Goldberg tried to do it on purpose and destroyed his own arm, while Arnold is just casually backhanding it.
My favorite thing is how they just constantly surround him with people pretending to be mildly incompetent to make him seem important. Like, the entertainment world just understands that thsts how he got big in aikido, and is just trying to see how long they can keep the illusion going
On the 'Fake Martial Art' thing at the beginning, I highly recommend SuperEyePatchWolf's video on the various Fake Martial Arts prevalent in the 80s and 90s. Also his two Pro Wrestling videos, one just in general and one specifically about the Undertaker and the End of the Streak. All three of those videos are about half an hour long, so not too much for one of your reactions.
Funny thing is the crew of Exit Wounds; they left the final fight between Michael and Steven last, because they were hoping Michael would hurt Steven and even stated, if worse came to the worse they'd use a double to finish the movie, if Micheal sent Steven to the hospital. Also apparently Steven stay away from Micheal mostly in the filming of it
Even if I barely see Steven Seagal in the limelight, even on TH-cam or Facebook, I already knew that he is fully aware of the Russian-Ukrainian war that has been going on for over a week. That's what brings me here. Just saying and I hope you are also aware of that, guys. (Note: He still has Russian Citizenship, that is why and no other updates) He may be a certified tough guy, but I can't be too sure about what else he has to say. Let's Google guys.
Literally just realised Steven Segal's show took place in Louisiana, when I remembered that most places have counties not parishes. I've never been more ashamed of my state, we let him in.
Been waiting for this, love you guys and your reactions. Almost every time I went on TH-cam I always went to you guys for new vids, you guys are the best.
Aikido is very much the defensive version of judo and the shittier cousin of tai chi, and it’s very boring to look at. As a form of self defense, it sucks. It requires specific circumstances for the opponent (like having a weapon that requires an overhead swing, a thrust, or a wide swinging arc) in order for the martial art to be effective. Seagal’s version of aikido is way worse because he tries a bit too hard to make a lame martial art look cool by adding offensive ability to it (when aikido’s main and only offensive ability is counterattacking) but it looks like he’s doing a sissy kung fu slapfest that practically does nothing.
Yeah, even the dojo I went to for a couple of months (kinda stopped since I got busy) even admits to keep an eye out in case if the person gets out mid-technique. Then there’s shotokan, which is aikido but tries to be more offensive. Even then either go do Judo, BJJ or MMA training.
@@thewaltman4 At least Shotokan ACTUALLY can pull off offense and doesn't seem reliant on specific circumstances. I took Kenpo, became a First Degree Black Belt (left a little after as lessons started getting EXPENSIVE) and it is pure defense and counters (from what I could tell, though they did not slack on teaching how to throw a punch, send out a kick, etc.) and some weapons training (Nunchuks and Staff).
Wait did anyone notice that one of their patreon followers was named "Sean Mclaughlin" i.e. the real name of Jacksepticeye, you guys think Jack watches renegades react.
@Fine Wine You serious? It's non-standard target shooting where you shoot whatever stuff you find as long as it's safe, being bottles, cans, old signs, etc
“It’s a persona Evoker!” God every time i watch you guys i find a new reason to love this channel. Not just a persona reference, a Persona *3* reference! I genuinely cant remember the last time i saw a proper persona 3 reference that wasnt just meming.
Uhhhh ok I'm randomly watching Anderson Silva knockout clips loving every second this dude is nuts! Also just found your channel too and gotta say weird it took this long for you to creep into my recommendations.
they trying to figure it out what pistol he was using, and me, a total ignorant abbout guns and things as such looking at it and saying "it's a pistol" XD lmao
So I haven’t tried learning any form of martial arts in years but from what I’m gathering it’s trying to be a non aggressive variant of judo, but is highly impractical in actual fights. I remember odds1out made a video about it and based on that I can only think it’s meant to be sold to parents who don’t actually want there kids doing something violent
Steven segal is pretty much the Dane cook of action movies. Did one good bit/movie, does nothing but gets in trouble, and is generally hated by the community he is apart of
Saying that they would find a projectile in him wasn't incorrect since anything in motion through the air can be considered a projectile. That cap counts as a projectile.
If you want more Seagalarity, you should definitely check out Film Brain (Matthew Buck) and his Bad Movie Beatdown videos on Seagal's direct-to-video films (Out of Reach, Mercenary for Justice, Shadow Man, Against the Dark, Half Past Dead and Code of Honor).
In regard to his nails, he finger picks, it's common amongst those weird finger pickers to keep claws on their pick hand. But I get it, im sure it works better than using clip on finger picks
Steven Seagal does have actual aikido black belts that he got in Japan, from the Japanese. Those aren't just handed out. That's probably the only thing that is not fake. But I think most people know aikido is not practical, and trying to use it will only get you hurt- unless you incorporate it into another style that does work.
Have you guys reacted to any of Jontron's Malkovich videos? "Malkovich's Gaming Guilty Pleasures" and "Malkovich's Gaming Game Show." I would love to see the expressions on your faces as you watch those two.
Steven Seagal was invited to teach at a Aikido dojo in japan, just because he now looks like a meme does not diminish the Martial art or the credit He had in it, not to mention that Aikido is a defensive art, used to disarm an opponent, it was originally used if you became disarmed in a sword fight, as a last ditch effort to regain an upper hand
From what I've heard aikido is an actual Martial art but the problem is the reason it was originally made isnt much of a common problem these days because it was made for disarming and combating someone with a sword specifically a katana or other two handed asian based weapons so today it's definitely not the most useful and in order for people to actually make money off of it has extremely watered down to the point where it is just a dude standing there acting like he is flipping people
Ok, no one pointed this out, but he said his family was from Vladivostok in Belarus. Vladivostok is on the pacific coast of Russia. Belarus is in the complete opposite side.
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cool... thanks for video renegades.
steven is a... thing.
he could never touch the likes of van dam, arnold, stalon and chan the man
his father was the son of Russian Jews
The pistol is a ruger
The cop was using a 1911 45acp and Steven was using luger 22. Long riffle
I think Family Guy summarized Segal in the best way possible. "You act Asian, you look Native American, your name is possibly Jewish. What are you? He fat."
don’t forget he also acted black and Italian
And he says he’s Russian
He's Mr.worldwide
I'm pretty sure Gordon Ramsay can whoop Steven Seagal's ass because Gordon Ramsay has a black belt in karate and practices boxing.
Wait really nice
His musical skills are very good for laughs.
Great, now I want to see an Action-Movie with Gordon Ramsay playing a chef who absolutely loses it and starts beating people who wronged him up left and right.
Not to mention he's incredible with knives.
I have heard stories of legit 90 year old Iaido masters walking in with a cane while shaking and as soon as they have their hands on their sword the shaking stops. It is amazing what muscle memory van do.
Now iado I can respect one of my favourite sword styles.
Yes, fictional stories are fun
@@popsiclecheese4256 Unlike you, who is the opposite.
Here is the final nail in the very punctured coffin:
Sly Stallone did not allow Seagal to be a part of The Expendables franchise despite calling on every action guy from the 80s. Think about that.
Oof. That must have stung.
(Although, how good was The Expendables? I haven't seen it.)
@@HB-fq9nn The first two movies were pretty good but the third one I didnt like as much due to not being a fan of Ronda Rousey. I with they would have kept it going.
@@thepsychomagus They made 3?
I thought just one would be enough.
@@HB-fq9nn There's also a fourth one thought to be in the works sometime in the future. Much like the action heroes in the films themselves, The Expendables is a franchise that refuses to accept that its glory days are over. I think they have fun with that fact.
Stallone explicitly asked Seagal to be in the Expendables, albeit only as a cameo. He apparently refused because of bad blood with the producer Avi Lerner. I'm guessing they fell out while making Kill Switch.
Steven Seagal. The Dan Hibiki of Action Stars
That’s accurate af
If he was in street fighter movie
Yo, that's just being mean to Dan.
Dan didn't deserve this
@@Xeno_Solarus fair enough brother XD
29:50
The reason Seagal is saying "Sakamoto Sensei" is because in Japanese culture, you refer to a person by their last name or "family title" first and then you say your relationship with that person last. The teacher's last name was Sakamoto, so Seagal refers to him as "Sakamoto-Sensei"
I think they were under the impression that Steven was the teacher in that scenario. But you're most likely right and it was this Sakamoto fellow.
And by the way, that is a LIE, (or else it is truth and he's just whittled down his own credibility at this point) as the first Dojo in Michigan opened a little bit after he hit early teens. And it wasn't an Aikido school, but a Taekwando school.
@@boxtank5288 were you listening? in his version of the story he basically learned from an unlicensed teacher not a dojo.
@@SoopDwagg I was saying another point of incorrect for the bitch. Honestly with how full of himself that egg shaped fraud is? He'd probably say he is president of space if he could get away with it.
@@boxtank5288 thats part of the magic, how many sakamoto's (no first name) do you think lived in michigan at the time. How many of them would say that got paid 8k untaxed to teach unlicensed martial arts.
Honestly this is one of your guys' best reactions this year. You have interesting tangents, that don't linger for too long, have interesting reactions throughout the video. And end and start it with interesting conversations. Keep up the good work guys. This is definitely up there in my top favorite reactions from you guys in general.
seagal's fight scene suck as well. every damn movie he's been in has seagal playing the same character: some ex-army special forces guy who is uber badass and wades through men like a lawn mower. there is no tension or drama in his fights. he's unstoppable and no one, not even people with similar backgrounds as seagal, can stand up to him. in fact, i only remember ONE movie where he gets punched and only because he let the other guy do it and then he destroyed him.
now take "john wick" on the other hand. john's fights are well chorigraphed and executed by keanu reaves who actually trained in effective HTH combat. but most of all, john wick gets hit, shoot, stabbed and beaten up because despite him being a mythic figure in the world of assassins, he's still human. he gets hurt but he keeps going. that's why we enjoy the john wick fight scene.
steaven seagal is just a guy who wants to live out his character in real life. (i use character in the singular because he plays the same damn guy in every damn movie)
Besides in Machete though, I think?
so hes a mary sue
@@A2Z83 It's called a Gary Stue in male cases.
In a good reason! Him beating his wife should be enough proof to you that he really is who he is in real life like the movies! He’s unbeatable!
So the Punisher, minus the PTSD; or Robocop, minus the interesting backstory
All I can think of is that Family Guy episode where they mentioned Steven Seagal. "What is he? He's like, Russian, and Asian, and..." "He fat."
"You act asian, you look native american, your name is possibly jewish... What are you?" lol so true.
@@UnderGoddessBella fat
The "what caliber is this?" comment makes sense really. That is a very uncommon gun even in russia. The VKKS/Vychlop. Fires a .50 caliber projectile, but with a very short casing of 55mm, subsonic so it is very quiet. He's pretty lucky to have held one actually.
It's that rare?
Honestly this is up there, with your guys' best quotes:
Aikido is the Pyramid scheme of Martial Arts
Michel bay is the McDonalds of movie making.
got to love how they're less that 10 ft from the target and treating it like they're master marksmen for it
"Was Putin a fan of Under Siege?"
Well... Kim Jong Il was a movie-nut. He wrote a book on movie-making, kidnapped a South Korean director to make movies for him...
Wow...I did not know that
@@XanderPGK Watch moviebob's video, "Big Picture - Monster's Movie". It's only 5 minutes and legit fascinating!
@@XanderPGK Even better, that director made a movie called Pulgasari, basically a Godzilla ripoff, and it basically has an underlying criticism against Kim Il Sung, Kim Jong Il's dad. Like the monster was supposed to be an allegory of a revolutionary who fought for the people but when he finally gained power he put the people through the same, if not worse, suffering.
Chuck Norris didn't just turn 70, he just turned 80.
And he is STILL incredibly dangerous (I kinda get that feeling from him even though he's an Old Man. Meanwhile Segal is hitting his 50s? He looks like Mr. Potato Head for fuck's sake!)
And he can still kick steven’s ass
Chuck Norris doesn’t age. He just allows time to move around him.
There’s a ton of stuff about Seagal that Jon didn’t even cover, including the terrible movies he’s been in recently and the sexual assault stuff
I mean, the stuff he did show speak for itself, doesn't it?
I would say the Renegades should watch Mista GG's Steven Seagal videos, but Mista GG would probably try to assassinate them for it considering his stance on reactors. Shame more folks aren't covering Mr. Seagull's horrifically awful new 'films'.
that he aint russian? vladivostok and belarus are 6046,99 miles apart so he doesnt even know what he is talking about
Fun Fact: Putin used to *run* the KGB.
Yeah I heared that too
really? i thought that he was just a former KGB agent, but didn't know he ran it, hm interesting
@@jonathonmondragon8137 he ran the FSB, which is the KGB but under a different name.
@@jameswhite153 Basically FBI equivalent
@@Andrew-fi1sd he also was the most feared head of any heads of the KGB and one of the most ruthless wich most likely helped him getting the presidential seat
Uh just to actually translate what Putin said he was just saying how happy he is to see that Seagal got a Russian passport and how he is in support of it.
Oh, that's pretty cool!
Well, Russia can take Steven then. I’m sure he would ‘help’ improve law enforcement and military personnel to be as great as him.
@@Davidofthelost bet other russian police officers or military men aren't even scared of steve at all or give a damn about him lmao
If you’re interested in the world of “fake” martial arts you should check out Super eyepatch wolf video on the topic
i wish more people reacted to his content
@@tatoulino515 I know right?
What about Enter the Dojo Show
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I hate to start an argument, but Seagal’s form of Aikido may be fake, but Aikido is a genuine martial art. However, I do consent that it is not practical. I watched a video by on a channel called Martial Arts Journey run by a man who did start out as an Aikido practitioner and even he admits that the style is inflexible and the masters who trained him encouraged him to to avoid interacting with any other schools of martial arts, which I believe is the source of modern Aikido’s problems
I second this, one of my uncles is vice president of a Aikido and Iaido "Federation" (idk what the right word would be in English) in Morocco, and I've seen what he does, sometimes experienced it first-hand. It's totally different from what Seagal does.
Basically, a martial art that decided to shroud itself in mystery, making it super easy for people to Wuju the fuck out of it. Since real aikido practitioners don't usually go around demonstrating the style, any dumbass with another dumbass who is willing to jump on the floor to make them look good can claim to be an Aikido Master and rob people for hundreds of dollars in exchange for "chi manipulating lessons" whatever the fuck that means.
Takeshino if you mean an organization of people overseen by a centralized group, then “Federation” is actually a good word for that
Steven Seagal was invited to teach at a Aikido dojo in japan, just because he now looks like a meme does not diminish the Martial art or the credit He had in it
It not working in any combat situation is kinda the nail in the coffin for aikido not being real. Not to mention the energy bending shit they teach.
The reason Aikido is believed to be so good is that it use to be legit. Aikido was a practice used against armed opponents with katanas. If in the battlefield, if you ever drop your weapon, you need disarm your opponents. That’s why it’s primarily wrist twisting. Some positions are even is the Seiza positions, the Japanese style of sitting on their knees, because assassination attempts often happen during peace deals and meetings. However, same like Chinese kung fu, another martial arts used in war, it became fucking shit. After years of peace and the existence of firearms, you don’t have to legitimately practice martial arts anymore. It’s not for combat but purely out of tradition. Martial arts that use to be used for war instead become exercises used by old people at the park to stay fit. You can equate their original purpose to a gun and the new martial arts to a airsoft Gun.
To answer your question about sakamoto sensei, when referring to people who you aren't close personal friends or family with, especially figures which you consider above yourself, you'll just address their last name and then sensei or some other role if they're a mentor of yours. It's common to call people by their last name in Japan.
If I got into a fight on the street and had to have a Hollywood action star next to me backing me up. I'm picking Arnold, I don't know if he knows any marital arts but the dude is still the human equivalent of a brick wall. The dude when in south America was drop kicked from behind just stumbled slight and just thought the he got nudged by the crowd around him
I think the arnold stuff was in america. But legit, if i were to fight someone and Arnold showed up i would run for my life XD.
You dont start a fight with a brickwall that can move and punch
I mean, Arnold backhanded a car window and destroyed it for real. The crew had forgot to put in the fake glass in and he still shattered it by backhanding it. Like, how do you even do that? Goldberg tried to do it on purpose and destroyed his own arm, while Arnold is just casually backhanding it.
That man is 74 years old lol
I'd pick Bruce Lee.
I would pick Mike Tyson, but I think everyone on the street should keep their distance around him.
12:48 here comes the thumbnail shot
I can't help but think of the south park episode where Steven Seagal, was crying cause people called him Steven Shaboomboom xD
No one gonna talk about jon's badass aim
My favorite thing is how they just constantly surround him with people pretending to be mildly incompetent to make him seem important. Like, the entertainment world just understands that thsts how he got big in aikido, and is just trying to see how long they can keep the illusion going
On the 'Fake Martial Art' thing at the beginning, I highly recommend SuperEyePatchWolf's video on the various Fake Martial Arts prevalent in the 80s and 90s. Also his two Pro Wrestling videos, one just in general and one specifically about the Undertaker and the End of the Streak. All three of those videos are about half an hour long, so not too much for one of your reactions.
How is your coment from 1day ago when the video came a 1h ago
@@alucardloli819 Patreon my friend. Patreon.
@@doubledamn2599 They have time-travel machines in Patreon now!?
@@erenrager6679 Pretty high reward tier though, honestly not worth it if using Patreon for the rewards instead of support.
I heard that Steven Seagal was a bet that an agent can make anyone a star.
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Yep
Here's an interesting fact about Steven Seagal, he apparently broke Sean Connery's wrists during training for the movie, "Never Say Never Again".
Seagal is pretty much the Hercule Satan of the Action genre.
16:03 Vlady there is holding that table like he's ready to flip it. He's prepared to leave the room at any second
Steven Seagal would have been a great Eggman
Funny thing is the crew of Exit Wounds; they left the final fight between Michael and Steven last, because they were hoping Michael would hurt Steven and even stated, if worse came to the worse they'd use a double to finish the movie, if Micheal sent Steven to the hospital. Also apparently Steven stay away from Micheal mostly in the filming of it
Your JonTron reactions are always the best!
Nick's face whenever Raid came up was Golden! 😂
0:18 "sean mclaughlin"
Me: HEY, FUNNY SCREAMING IRISH MAN!!
Good ol' Steven seagull
“WOAH...I’m a badass” you love to see it
Even if I barely see Steven Seagal in the limelight, even on TH-cam or Facebook, I already knew that he is fully aware of the Russian-Ukrainian war that has been going on for over a week. That's what brings me here. Just saying and I hope you are also aware of that, guys.
(Note: He still has Russian Citizenship, that is why and no other updates)
He may be a certified tough guy, but I can't be too sure about what else he has to say. Let's Google guys.
Literally just realised Steven Segal's show took place in Louisiana, when I remembered that most places have counties not parishes. I've never been more ashamed of my state, we let him in.
Been waiting for this, love you guys and your reactions. Almost every time I went on TH-cam I always went to you guys for new vids, you guys are the best.
24:41 Yeah it's a sawed-off .22 marksman "rifle"
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he didn't piss himself.........he shat his pants
This is definitely one of the funniest videos JonTron had done in a while. 😂
Just watched this the other night and immediately couldn’t wait until your react dropped. Definitely not disappointed.
Aikido is very much the defensive version of judo and the shittier cousin of tai chi, and it’s very boring to look at.
As a form of self defense, it sucks. It requires specific circumstances for the opponent (like having a weapon that requires an overhead swing, a thrust, or a wide swinging arc) in order for the martial art to be effective.
Seagal’s version of aikido is way worse because he tries a bit too hard to make a lame martial art look cool by adding offensive ability to it (when aikido’s main and only offensive ability is counterattacking) but it looks like he’s doing a sissy kung fu slapfest that practically does nothing.
Yeah, even the dojo I went to for a couple of months (kinda stopped since I got busy) even admits to keep an eye out in case if the person gets out mid-technique. Then there’s shotokan, which is aikido but tries to be more offensive. Even then either go do Judo, BJJ or MMA training.
@@thewaltman4 At least Shotokan ACTUALLY can pull off offense and doesn't seem reliant on specific circumstances. I took Kenpo, became a First Degree Black Belt (left a little after as lessons started getting EXPENSIVE) and it is pure defense and counters (from what I could tell, though they did not slack on teaching how to throw a punch, send out a kick, etc.) and some weapons training (Nunchuks and Staff).
12:42 - He lost me at hello 😆. I'M DEAD 😄😂!!
Steven Seagal is obviously giving real Aikido a bad reputation.
Wait did anyone notice that one of their patreon followers was named "Sean Mclaughlin" i.e. the real name of Jacksepticeye, you guys think Jack watches renegades react.
The pistol you guys were mentioning was a Ruger MK.II it is of course a 22lr pistol mostly used for plinking
@Fine Wine You serious? It's non-standard target shooting where you shoot whatever stuff you find as long as it's safe, being bottles, cans, old signs, etc
@Fine Wine As long as you know what you're doing then you should have fun
12:42 he's experiancing levels of existence beyond our understanding.
“It’s a persona Evoker!”
God every time i watch you guys i find a new reason to love this channel. Not just a persona reference, a Persona *3* reference! I genuinely cant remember the last time i saw a proper persona 3 reference that wasnt just meming.
Chuck actually is 80 right now.
84 🤓
Nate, please look up "Steven Seagal is The Final Option", I think you will enjoy this.
I still wish they'd release that game.
Steven Seagal knows Aikido, Karate and plenty of other dangerous words.
Uhhhh ok I'm randomly watching Anderson Silva knockout clips loving every second this dude is nuts! Also just found your channel too and gotta say weird it took this long for you to creep into my recommendations.
Tanned Walrus!LOL!Good one Nate.
they trying to figure it out what pistol he was using, and me, a total ignorant abbout guns and things as such looking at it and saying "it's a pistol" XD lmao
@25:00 Could it be....a Ruger Luger?
I’m worried that Steven Segal knows what shotacon is
I was caught off guard when one of the said persona evoker.
This guy plays p3.
I know right?
So I haven’t tried learning any form of martial arts in years but from what I’m gathering it’s trying to be a non aggressive variant of judo, but is highly impractical in actual fights.
I remember odds1out made a video about it and based on that I can only think it’s meant to be sold to parents who don’t actually want there kids doing something violent
If anything it's like if you're doing a pacifist non-lethal run in the Metal Gear Solid series and repeatedly do throws to keep them out of your way.
I'm going to go on a limb here,
I think he said "everybody knows im here"
the gun is a Ruger 22lr I think...
it has nothing to do with the Luger P08
but guys this video is awesome XD, love watching some good old stuff.
Segal:U.S Gravy Man
The word sensei goes after the person's name in japanese
What celebrity tough guy or girl would you guys want next to you in a fight. Mine would be Arnold swarseneger
Mine would be your spelling of the name Schwarzenegger.
The rock
The main actor from Transporter, Stallone, and Mike Tyson
Steven segal is pretty much the Dane cook of action movies. Did one good bit/movie, does nothing but gets in trouble, and is generally hated by the community he is apart of
Saying that they would find a projectile in him wasn't incorrect since anything in motion through the air can be considered a projectile. That cap counts as a projectile.
If he's not thinking of getting into sumo, he ought to...
Guys, please react to the Jontron reviews of Skateboard Kid, Howling II, Christmas With The Kranks and the rest of Starcade
If you want more Seagalarity, you should definitely check out Film Brain (Matthew Buck) and his Bad Movie Beatdown videos on Seagal's direct-to-video films (Out of Reach, Mercenary for Justice, Shadow Man, Against the Dark, Half Past Dead and Code of Honor).
In regard to his nails, he finger picks, it's common amongst those weird finger pickers to keep claws on their pick hand. But I get it, im sure it works better than using clip on finger picks
Hey guys, I'm sure y'all have been asked this many times already, but do you think you could do reaction videos to Genndy Tartakovsky's Primal?
being sponsored by raid shadow legends is practically a meme
21:54
Nate releases his inner beast for a brief moment.
Steven Seagal does have actual aikido black belts that he got in Japan, from the Japanese. Those aren't just handed out. That's probably the only thing that is not fake. But I think most people know aikido is not practical, and trying to use it will only get you hurt- unless you incorporate it into another style that does work.
"one of the cooks there was a guy called Sakamoto Sensei" Sakamoto desu ga? :0
oh god
You guys gonna react to Nostalgia Critic Lion King 2019 review?
Gene Lebelle made Stevie shit his pants and ever since Steven has been trying to get people to forget about it, we never will Stevie LoL
Steven Seagull: The Martial Artist of All Time
sheesh, nate, the 'yooooooooooo' japanese sound effect ended in 3 beats, not 2. listen VERY closely.
First place I heard it was in tenchi Muyo and it only did 2.
Have you guys reacted to any of Jontron's Malkovich videos? "Malkovich's Gaming Guilty Pleasures" and "Malkovich's Gaming Game Show." I would love to see the expressions on your faces as you watch those two.
that gun is called the "ruger MK IV"
Steven Seagal was invited to teach at a Aikido dojo in japan, just because he now looks like a meme does not diminish the Martial art or the credit He had in it, not to mention that Aikido is a defensive art, used to disarm an opponent, it was originally used if you became disarmed in a sword fight, as a last ditch effort to regain an upper hand
Wow, I didnt know Chad knew of Persona :/ neat
Its like steve seagal saw donald trump and was like okay i love it but what if i was crazier
Ruger, not Luger, my friend. Likely a common mistake. Great vid.
I bet anyone who gets it wrong were wrestling fans.
From what I've heard aikido is an actual Martial art but the problem is the reason it was originally made isnt much of a common problem these days because it was made for disarming and combating someone with a sword specifically a katana or other two handed asian based weapons so today it's definitely not the most useful and in order for people to actually make money off of it has extremely watered down to the point where it is just a dude standing there acting like he is flipping people
24:41 Did he just refer to a pistol as a rifle?
34:33 he was getting boied before it was cool
Ok, no one pointed this out, but he said his family was from Vladivostok in Belarus. Vladivostok is on the pacific coast of Russia. Belarus is in the complete opposite side.
I can't believe Steven seagull ruined blues.
The thumbnail is for?his "Guitar playing" lol
Ever seen Bruce Lee's fight with the Aikido Master in the original version of Game of Death?
Sean Mclaughlin......like Jacksepticeye?