I can't tell you how annoying it is to have literally multiple people each day walk up to me and tell me there needs to be a Dance of the Goblins sequel
That's harsh. Rory has done a lot of good for the community. Last marathon, he painted his gut yellow, painted a face on it, put on a massive top hat and tried to raise money. He only got 4 miles before being sick but it was a good effort.
The reason why it failed is because Denise along with Count Anton and his army of goblins were in a strange town called Budapest. They get to a traffic light and their satnav says "tUrN rIgHt", they have to turn right, but what tells them there's oncoming traffic? In London this is no problem since they have flow signals there, but what if you go to Greece, a destination well known for its lack of flow signals? Well all Denise had to do was fit a Shuc Flow Signal to her book. It's amber in colour, it's mimicking the traffic coming into the junction. Thanks to this invention, the goblins will be able to make it to the Danube to meet Rory so they can catch seaweed together.
@@tysonsutton9621 Jude Camplin failed in her quest to shoehorn women into construction sites. She should've sang a song, it worked for a certain Mr. Roots.
So breaking this down - she has a published book that had poor sales, with a publisher whose only other presumed success was with his own book, a cinematographer who claimed to have 18 years in the business yet could not tell Denise any of them, and a mystery actor who wanted a million pounds, which took a huge chunk out of her already small budget, whilst his name couldn't be divulged for legal reasons. Denise has either been taken for a ride, or she is grasping at straws to fulfil her dream.
I think she's just plain arrogant, really. She's standing there, smug grin on her face, going "my book sales are dismal, I have no clue what I'm doing, but trust me, I'm REALLY good at it."
@@WobblesandBean well maybe, however i think her first and biggest mistake was to go with a publisher who didnt have the budget for marketing. If the book was good any of the big publishers would've snapped it up. And maybe they weren't even offered it because she seems to be too much of a control freak.
I burst out in tears when the lead goblin, played by [unspecified pirate actor], winked at the camera and said “It’s Morbin’ time”. 10/10, THIS is the defining moment for cinema in our generation.
I can only presume that the producers of Dragon’s Den allow pitches like this for our and the investors pure incredulous amusement. It is truly remarkable that Miss Channing was able to deliver it and answer all the questions with a completely straight face.
I was going to post similar . It's disgusting that the producers of DD deliberately choose to put this woman and her pitch in front of those dragons to be mocked and humiliated for entertainment . Goodness me human nature never changes , like when the Christians were thrown to the lions for entertainment . Nasty behaviour by all including the dragons .
@@paacer I’m afraid you misunderstood my comment. The Dragons were pretty polite to an utterly fantastical investment opportunity and above all the lady had choice. We live in a financially driven world and the producers will obviously realise that nonsense like this makes good TV. You would have to be a Mother Teresa not to find the really terrible pitches amusing and I suspect they are better remembered than the successful ones.
“My director of photography has 18 years experience” “What has he done that I’d know” “He hasn’t told me what features yet but he’s done features” “How do I know he’s good?” “He’s had 18 years experience” The guy clearly was working in the catering department for 18 years wasn’t he 🤦♂️.
I wonder if they even talked. She probably never talked to him and that's why she didn't want to use his name so that she doesn't get sued lolol. I smell BS.
I remember this pitch...she didn't have a trailer at the time but she made one after this aired. It's on TH-cam somewhere and it pretty much summed up what we were all thinking at the time.
Usually I wait until the end to read the comments, because I don't want to find out if any offers were made, etc. But after this one I felt safe to jump to the comments literally within about 20 seconds! Never ever ever ever an investment.
And she's portioned a million quid of the £1.5mil budget to an actor who, while he's worked on things people have seen, is nowhere near film star level. She was absolutely clueless.
I recall a vacation in Ireland many years ago when I saw a little fella under a tree with his head between his knees...'Are you a goblin? I asked - 'No' he replied, 'Ive got a headache'............
Oh my Lord. One of the worst pitches I've ever seen on Dragon's Den. Total catastrophe. The Dragons are just supposed to take on faith that the book is selling, that the unknown actor is a good investment, that the film crew that's been gathered is competent, just...no.
It’s worse than that, she outright tells them it isn’t selling. At least the Flow Light guy thought he was doing good in the world. This is a shambles on every level.
I feel like the high fantasy world she is trying to portray, both in her book and the movie, is extremely difficult with even the most esteemed actors and a high budget. This is already evident in her extremely low book sales; why on earth would she think to make a movie based on it? Absurd.
This is one of the most hilarious, delusional pitches of all time. At no point during any of her answers did she have an awareness of reality. And I can assure you Kevin McNally is not worth 2/3 of your movie's budget. The only reason he wants that much is because he knows it will be a flop.
My only quibble with this show is that they make the pitchers walk up stairs before their pitch. They're already nervous, and I hate hearing people out of breath.
I remember getting into it with the author in another video. They just gave one excuse after another why they didn't get investment. They even claimed they gave the name of the famous actor off screen. Well honey your on national television. Can't tell the audience your actor, what do your think investors will be interested?
I feel bad for her, this woman very much seems to be on the spectrum. wish she had some more honest people in her immediate life, she’s probably surrounded by people who feed into the delusion of that being an investable project. Maybe she should have sought to do a college level film instead
Exactly. I actually found it too difficult to watch. It just seemed cruel and upsetting compared to the usual lack of sympathy I feel when watching deluded people fail on Dragons Den. Nobody forced her on the show but still we can all read what she's all about like a book (no pun intended) from the moment she appears and mentions goblins.
@@poppycock31185 Lol then you know nothing about this woman. She's horrid. A literal female clone of Norman Boutin, ego and all. She is a terrible bully and insists her book is the greatest piece of literature ever written.
0:44 so the planetary pol shift not only devastated the humanity but also created goblins and magicians... in London? You either go for medieval theme or a futuristic both are quite difficult to combine.
"My director is very experienced." "What features has he done?" "I don't know, he won't tell me." 🤦🏾♀️ Edit: "I have a really good actor." "Who is he?" "I can't tell you." 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
Having someone like this on the programme is akin to bullying. Theres no way she went through the application process withiit someone knowing she wasn't right in the head.
The actor was Kevin McNally. His net worth is $1m. So if she was giving him £1m. I don't blame him for agreeing to be in it. But I don't think it's a project he would be passionate about. Just a day's work with a massive pay rise. Lol
I seriously doubt his net worth is only $1M after the films he's been in. Maybe that's the value of his house and he hasn't given anyone access to his bank accounts....
I actually watched her pitch like five times because it gave such comedic value to my life. 😂😂😂 her voice is shaking, she speaks like a robot and monotoned. This was nuts. By the way, the actor was Kevin Robert McNally. I think the two movies he was in were his only ones lol.
Fair play to her. She has found a creative outlet and community she enjoys. Ok she didn’t have the info needed for the pitch but hope she is still enjoying writing.
I found one her move called Old Blood online. It’s one of the worst things I’ve even seen. Genuinely think the play we did in primary school was better.
I think creative people like this are so dull and unoriginal. They think everyone cares about the nuance of the story but no one cares. It's just a uninspired, dull story about boring fictional creatures. She probably has/likes healing crystals, crystal skulls, herbology, star signs, fortunes, magic shows etc.
Kevin Robert McNelly. The search result for actor who's been in pirates and phantom. He's been in several pirates movies. I suppose she contacted his agent they said his fee is one million pounds for her that meant he would do it
I know people like Denise and they just live in their own world. Fair play, getting a book published is already an accomplishment, but asking people to invest in a movie on your first book is high fantasy.
I'm slightly worried she's manic. I hope she's alright. It was an amateurish and naive pitch, sure. But, it was heartfelt, and my heart goes out to her.
Don't. She's not manic, she's a narcissist. Go read a review of the book by issendai, it's hilarious, and Denise reacted by hurling abuse at issendai and tried to have the negative review wiped from the internet. Streisand Effect who?
they were a bit cruel. My first question would be if your fans want another book why not write one? Get a successful book series off the ground and people will come to you.
The books in The Goblin Trilogy are: Dance of the Goblins Demoniac Dance Power of the Dance. Jaq D. Hawkins has also written the Airship Mechanoids Steampunk series. Other books by the same author include: Elemental Spirits Echoes of Ganesha: An Ancient God In A Modern Western World The Chase for Choronzon Chaos Witch The Chaos Monkey The Chaonomicon: Quintessential Chaos for the Serious Magician Understanding Chaos Magic Those Who Provide: Four Short Stories of the Goblin World (Meat For The Storytelling Book 1).
A young goblin named Susie was busy doing her makeup, when Count Anton tooted behind her, so she flew forward into an 18 year experienced director, and that is the problem with traffic lights, so we fit a flow signal...
Check it out on IMDB. This is terribly sad. This poor lady is still flogging this movie complete with running time while in pre-production. Sadly neither of the two male leads have bothered to list Pirates otC or Phantom of the Opera in their credits but they have had a slew of non credited bit parts including the well known watchman no 2 and first guard. Unbelievable. I wonder if she has a job or are British tax payers funding her ongoing delusion? Can’t find the book listed anywhere not even on Amazon where it costs nothing to list.
I like Denise. I am not sure if she has something commercial but if I was on her position I would enjoy what she does have, even if it may be only a hobby.
So you take the book… and then we fit a flow signal. It mirrors traffic.
That’s the crossover we’ve been missing!
Based
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😂 thankyou
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I can't tell you how annoying it is to have literally multiple people each day walk up to me and tell me there needs to be a Dance of the Goblins sequel
Igor bogdanoff is dead
Yeah, I get it all the time :)
This is one of the best comment sections on TH-cam - and probably the best on this channel 😂😂😂
Better then LOTR and Harry Potter .
@@Mossyz. how so?
This is my favourite Dragon’s Den pitch ever. Such a disaster on so many levels. Duncan saying the words ‘fantasy Yahoo groups’ is high art.
It truly is, the moment Theo said no like 20 times and just calmly goes “…you’re going to give somebody a million pounds?” Literally made my morning.
Guarantee those groups are just her and a few of her book group friends
Fantasy yahoo groups equates to three nerds sitting round in their anoraks
Ah if you have a book you go to publishing houses to get it published etc!
If you haven't seen it, you should watch the test footage for this would be movie. Its terrible
If the film was called “seaweed hunter” and it was about Rory she’d be onto a winner I reckon
That's harsh. Rory has done a lot of good for the community. Last marathon, he painted his gut yellow, painted a face on it, put on a massive top hat and tried to raise money. He only got 4 miles before being sick but it was a good effort.
Isn't Rory the secret actor that's signed up for the million pounds?
Eggaxtly
No goblins, no sales, no profit
I'd watch Seaweed Hunter
"My cinematographer has 18 years in the business"
"What films has he worked on?"
"I have absolutely no idea, he won't tell me"
They were simply too good to even mention
I’m sure he has plenty of experience with money shots 😏
Top Gun, Terminator, Jaws.
It’s Harvey Weinstein
For anyone wondering, Kevin McNally. He was in both Pirates and Phantom. He was Mr. Gibbs in Pirates.
Haha he's hardly the 'big' name I was expecting lol. Nice one :-)
Not worth two thirds of the budget for
A million quid!
IMDB says its Robert Goodman looool
@@bre1836 Goodman wasn’t in Pirates or Phantom but McNally probably realized it wasn’t a good deal and jumped ship (no pun intended)
The reason why it failed is because Denise along with Count Anton and his army of goblins were in a strange town called Budapest. They get to a traffic light and their satnav says "tUrN rIgHt", they have to turn right, but what tells them there's oncoming traffic? In London this is no problem since they have flow signals there, but what if you go to Greece, a destination well known for its lack of flow signals? Well all Denise had to do was fit a Shuc Flow Signal to her book. It's amber in colour, it's mimicking the traffic coming into the junction. Thanks to this invention, the goblins will be able to make it to the Danube to meet Rory so they can catch seaweed together.
I guarantee you this is a better story than the book she wrote.
That flow signal pitch was hilarious and I read your post in his voice 🤣
Could be worse, they could be in Spain looking for olives. You ever dealt with the Spanish? Keep it simple, I am a woman.
I love your comment, but I have a question: Why are there 20 men and 1 woman building the sets for the film?
@@tysonsutton9621 Jude Camplin failed in her quest to shoehorn women into construction sites. She should've sang a song, it worked for a certain Mr. Roots.
So breaking this down - she has a published book that had poor sales, with a publisher whose only other presumed success was with his own book, a cinematographer who claimed to have 18 years in the business yet could not tell Denise any of them, and a mystery actor who wanted a million pounds, which took a huge chunk out of her already small budget, whilst his name couldn't be divulged for legal reasons. Denise has either been taken for a ride, or she is grasping at straws to fulfil her dream.
Who said either book was a success? Neither one probably sold that well.
@@flamingmonkays They don't appear to have done.
I think she's just plain arrogant, really. She's standing there, smug grin on her face, going "my book sales are dismal, I have no clue what I'm doing, but trust me, I'm REALLY good at it."
Anyone telling you they had 18 years in the business, and won't tell you what their work is, they're probably terrible, and want to rip you off.
@@WobblesandBean well maybe, however i think her first and biggest mistake was to go with a publisher who didnt have the budget for marketing. If the book was good any of the big publishers would've snapped it up. And maybe they weren't even offered it because she seems to be too much of a control freak.
I burst out in tears when the lead goblin, played by [unspecified pirate actor], winked at the camera and said “It’s Morbin’ time”. 10/10, THIS is the defining moment for cinema in our generation.
Liar its not in the video
it's morphine time
It's morbid time!
It's goblin time!
Wait, what? There's an actual video?
I can only presume that the producers of Dragon’s Den allow pitches like this for our and the investors pure incredulous amusement. It is truly remarkable that Miss Channing was able to deliver it and answer all the questions with a completely straight face.
Doesnt seem to be these in more recent series' - real shame.
I was going to post similar . It's disgusting that the producers of DD deliberately choose to put this woman and her pitch in front of those dragons to be mocked and humiliated for entertainment . Goodness me human nature never changes , like when the Christians were thrown to the lions for entertainment . Nasty behaviour by all including the dragons .
Well... yeah... it's a TV show, it's for entertainment.
@@paacer I’m afraid you misunderstood my comment. The Dragons were pretty polite to an utterly fantastical investment opportunity and above all the lady had choice. We live in a financially driven world and the producers will obviously realise that nonsense like this makes good TV. You would have to be a Mother Teresa not to find the really terrible pitches amusing and I suspect they are better remembered than the successful ones.
honestly i think sometimes its good because its a wake up call so these people dont waste more money
“My director of photography has 18 years experience”
“What has he done that I’d know”
“He hasn’t told me what features yet but he’s done features”
“How do I know he’s good?”
“He’s had 18 years experience”
The guy clearly was working in the catering department for 18 years wasn’t he 🤦♂️.
“He hasn’t told me” that’s what IMDb is for
To be fair, he makes a mean risotto
Absolutely floored that she offered to let a dragon join the Goblin Circle
I had to double chek that TH-cam was not accidentally put on 1,5x speed when Denise was pitching
OMG so did I 😅
She contacted the actor and he said “I’ll do it for a million, but don’t use my name to advertise until I get my million lol”
She released another book called Elemental Spirits, where she teaches readers about casting basic spells. She's completely bonkers.
🤦♂️
😂😂😂 she looks like a cartoon witch anyways 😂
Not the most bonkers thing someone's ever done.
@@TheManInBlueFlames least she knows there's two genders
@@transformsupportedaccommod553 There's way more than two.
Dance of the Goblins sounds like a night out at my local
Underrated comment! 🤣
Are you from New Jersey by any chance
He’s almost definitely from Morecambe or Hull.
Ha ha!
I remember when Dance of the Goblins broke the box office record.
Take that Avatar. Take that Avengers. Take that Dragons!
Dance Of The Goblins Civil Troll.
It’s still pre-production 😂
And than you probably woke up.
I can't wait to watch this years academy awards and Oscar's due to this legendary movie.
@@Zerg435 then, not than
For those who wanted to know the actor ... Kevin McNally was in both Pirates and Phantom
Well done
Played his part in Pirates well, but not exactly a big name....
I have no idea who he is, I had to look him up.
I'm still none the wiser 😆
I wonder if they even talked. She probably never talked to him and that's why she didn't want to use his name so that she doesn't get sued lolol. I smell BS.
I remember this pitch...she didn't have a trailer at the time but she made one after this aired. It's on TH-cam somewhere and it pretty much summed up what we were all thinking at the time.
I think she lives in a trailer now.
Just watched it. Look out Avatar 2.
oh man that trailer looks like a sketch from Tim and Eric
@@chrisbrooks3056 I love that most of the trailer is just pigeons flying
@@Keeleysound lmao 🤣
The actor was (supposedly) Kevin Robert McNally, who played Gibbs in pirates of the Caribbean and josh buquet in phantom of the opera
Where’d you get this info?
Oh, excellent. So we all hopped on IMDB to try and sort this? 😅 You've saved me hours.
He was recently the best part of Doctor Who: Flux.
Yep he's the only one to be in both.
He’s so well known that I’ve never heard of him
Peter seemed like he was evaluating all the life choices that led him to that moment. :D
When the BBC execs saw this woman applying for the show they knew they'd struck gold
100% LOL, this is my fav Dragons Den pitch ever
If David Bowie was still with us he'd have been the goblin king. He has previous experience and he can dance. Would've been perfect 👌
Usually I wait until the end to read the comments, because I don't want to find out if any offers were made, etc. But after this one I felt safe to jump to the comments literally within about 20 seconds! Never ever ever ever an investment.
🤣🤣🤣 can relate
I also try not to read the titles of the youtube clips because they often have major spoilers
@@Louis66666666 I've actually found the titles have improved in the sense that they don't give away the pitch
innit
What a gem of a pitch. She's delusional on so many levels. She has so many illusions of grandeur.
Delusions of grandeur, illusions of competency, and a suspension of belief.
@@0supermoose804 very well said
"I'm great at everything, making films is easy!"
"Have you ever made a film before?"
"No, but trust me, I'm really really good at it. Give me money."
@@WobblesandBean It's like "Love on a Leash", except that movie actually got made.
@@0supermoose804 Just think. That got made. Movie 43 got made. Morbius got made. THIS is where they draw the line 😂
So the director of photography has 18 years experience, but refuses to disclose his projects, and she thinks there’s nothing wrong with that? 🤦🏼♂️🤣
And she's portioned a million quid of the £1.5mil budget to an actor who, while he's worked on things people have seen, is nowhere near film star level. She was absolutely clueless.
He is worth it he's got 20 year's experience
J.K Rowling from Wish
She should have tried to get the book to a larger publisher and get the book’s sales up and then use that to fund the movie.
I doubt a larger publisher would be interested in doing such a thing.
Books don't make money. These days are over.
She should have tried literally anything other than what she did.
@@Right_Said_Brett
well .. yes .. that obvious assumption is the elephant in the room before we get to all of the other empty space..
The book has decent reviews apparently.
This was the funniest one yet. Asking for 175k yet she’s already offset over 1m lol absolute mongy
I was out the 15th time she said goblins. Which was 22 seconds into her pitch
Kevin Mcnally, that's the actor she was talking about. He played Gibbs in Pirates of the Caribbean, and Joseph Buquet in Phantom of the opera.
I recall a vacation in Ireland many years ago when I saw a little fella under a tree with his head between his knees...'Are you a goblin? I asked - 'No' he replied, 'Ive got a headache'............
Oh my Lord. One of the worst pitches I've ever seen on Dragon's Den. Total catastrophe. The Dragons are just supposed to take on faith that the book is selling, that the unknown actor is a good investment, that the film crew that's been gathered is competent, just...no.
It’s worse than that, she outright tells them it isn’t selling. At least the Flow Light guy thought he was doing good in the world. This is a shambles on every level.
@@0supermoose804 You're right.
It's kind of like how religious people take in on faith that there is a god even though there's no proof.
@@Walawalacookie True but not exactly relevant
I feel like the high fantasy world she is trying to portray, both in her book and the movie, is extremely difficult with even the most esteemed actors and a high budget. This is already evident in her extremely low book sales; why on earth would she think to make a movie based on it? Absurd.
Yeah even big projects like Eragon flopped, she’s delusional
You know you're in trouble when James Yes We Caan is the first to say no
After all these years, Peter is still technically in.
That's why he has so many kids. He never pulls out.
Denise is probably running around town ‘oh I’ve got a dragon in, I can’t tell you who it is though’
That's why he has been unusually quiet 🤫
Ha
I freaking died at how Peter rejected it Lmfao 🤣 he was so flabbergasted at what was being presented to him. I love this show
He's a whole savage for that 😂😂😂
She totally looks like she wrote that book!!
The idea flew so well the producers thought of renaming the show to Goblins' Dance
more accurate, goblins sit
Dance of the Dragons
Goblin's Den!
Duncan’s face: ‘fantasy yahoo groups’ 😂 Magic.
This is one of the most hilarious, delusional pitches of all time. At no point during any of her answers did she have an awareness of reality.
And I can assure you Kevin McNally is not worth 2/3 of your movie's budget. The only reason he wants that much is because he knows it will be a flop.
Who's feeding this one
@@seasonedbeefs I will
Denise: "i dont quit ever"
20 years later she still hasnt made the film
My only quibble with this show is that they make the pitchers walk up stairs before their pitch. They're already nervous, and I hate hearing people out of breath.
That was only 1st season, they have a lift now.
@@gmarz9611 it took more than just 1 season before the lift came
@@baders087 may have been 2, but point still stands, that they have a lift and have done for some time.
Normal people aren't out of breath from walking up a flight of stairs.
Actor. Pirates of the Caribbean, Phantom of the Opera... Clive Warren?
Love the reference 😅
I remember getting into it with the author in another video.
They just gave one excuse after another why they didn't get investment.
They even claimed they gave the name of the famous actor off screen.
Well honey your on national television. Can't tell the audience your actor, what do your think investors will be interested?
I feel bad for her, this woman very much seems to be on the spectrum. wish she had some more honest people in her immediate life, she’s probably surrounded by people who feed into the delusion of that being an investable project. Maybe she should have sought to do a college level film instead
I don't. She apparently wrote some new age crap witchcraft book besides this garbage. Count Anton....bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Exactly.
I actually found it too difficult to watch. It just seemed cruel and upsetting compared to the usual lack of sympathy I feel when watching deluded people fail on Dragons Den.
Nobody forced her on the show but still we can all read what she's all about like a book (no pun intended) from the moment she appears and mentions goblins.
@@poppycock31185 Lol then you know nothing about this woman. She's horrid. A literal female clone of Norman Boutin, ego and all. She is a terrible bully and insists her book is the greatest piece of literature ever written.
0:44 so the planetary pol shift not only devastated the humanity but also created goblins and magicians... in London? You either go for medieval theme or a futuristic both are quite difficult to combine.
Dragonriders of Pern did it pretty well.
"My director is very experienced."
"What features has he done?"
"I don't know, he won't tell me."
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Edit:
"I have a really good actor."
"Who is he?"
"I can't tell you."
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May 2022 and the film is still in pre-production!
It always will be. That's the magic of it.
Theo and Deborah were savage on this pitch!
Peter Jones whispering “I’m Out” is funny
Having someone like this on the programme is akin to bullying. Theres no way she went through the application process withiit someone knowing she wasn't right in the head.
8:14 Theo took me out with this one 🤣🤣had me in tears
😂😂
The actor was Kevin McNally.
His net worth is $1m. So if she was giving him £1m. I don't blame him for agreeing to be in it. But I don't think it's a project he would be passionate about. Just a day's work with a massive pay rise. Lol
"So if she was giving him £1m." Yes? If she was giving him 1 million then what? Finish your sentence.
I seriously doubt his net worth is only $1M after the films he's been in. Maybe that's the value of his house and he hasn't given anyone access to his bank accounts....
@@BenjaminGoose brilliant
@@BenjaminGoose I never miss
@@BenjaminGoose please don’t shout Benjamin
She's talking so fast, and robotically, she's getting out of breath.
She’s actively stressful to listen to
Ha yes, I thought the exact same thing. She could barely breathe.
social anxiety
Obesity.
I actually watched her pitch like five times because it gave such comedic value to my life. 😂😂😂 her voice is shaking, she speaks like a robot and monotoned. This was nuts. By the way, the actor was Kevin Robert McNally. I think the two movies he was in were his only ones lol.
She's racing through this. Making me nervous just listening to her.
Fair play to her. She has found a creative outlet and community she enjoys. Ok she didn’t have the info needed for the pitch but hope she is still enjoying writing.
Did you buy her book? Just asking
@@onlyme219 I did not :)
@@beckjtjt2522 I didn't also, that said genuinely best wishes to you and yours. After all, it's just a comment section.
Did you guys see the trailer? :S It's here on youtube.
@@00Kuja00 I did. Needed some more work but I think she acknowledged that at the time!
How long of a read is this book?
Oh I don’t know that. I haven’t counted the pages.
😂😂😂
I think the investors were too hasty. We don't even know whether the goblins are short stacks or not.
The sound editor for this episode was former seaweed hunter
Rory starred in the film.
He has the best job in the world!
"He wouldn't tell me what films he's done, but he has 18 years experience..."
I found one her move called Old Blood online. It’s one of the worst things I’ve even seen. Genuinely think the play we did in primary school was better.
I think creative people like this are so dull and unoriginal. They think everyone cares about the nuance of the story but no one cares. It's just a uninspired, dull story about boring fictional creatures. She probably has/likes healing crystals, crystal skulls, herbology, star signs, fortunes, magic shows etc.
@@infjmale91 ^ This. She probably smells of patchouli.
Oh man, I just watched Old Blood. it is so bad that it's good! MUST SEE.
I’ve got a film, it’s called Harry Pothead and the philosophers Scone.
Did she just try to use YAHOO for credit???? I can’t even
Yahoo GROUPS. Full of crazy cat ladies. They don’t even exist anymore.
This is like your average amazon book author/deviant art user with delusions of grandeur.
Why did they stop posting at lunch? I'm starving!
U know I’m
Haha
Lunchtime for Americans and Canadians.
I enjoy the lunchtime posts
Kevin Robert McNelly. The search result for actor who's been in pirates and phantom. He's been in several pirates movies. I suppose she contacted his agent they said his fee is one million pounds for her that meant he would do it
I know people like Denise and they just live in their own world. Fair play, getting a book published is already an accomplishment, but asking people to invest in a movie on your first book is high fantasy.
Self published.
Someone in the comments said she published a second books on how to cast spells. She's one of those spiritual nut jobs.
I see what you did there.
I'm slightly worried she's manic. I hope she's alright. It was an amateurish and naive pitch, sure. But, it was heartfelt, and my heart goes out to her.
nah she's just a frickin weirdo
Don't. She's not manic, she's a narcissist. Go read a review of the book by issendai, it's hilarious, and Denise reacted by hurling abuse at issendai and tried to have the negative review wiped from the internet. Streisand Effect who?
I'M SORRY BUT, Why is noone talking about the absolute insane camerawork from 4:00 - 4:04 ?????? The watch zoom and panning shot of Duncan's nose
That cameraman had 18 years in the business, don't question his technique.
She spoke 10 words and immediately I knew it was a fail
Telling insight into Duncan’s psyche, he probably always wonders if he is real or fiction while on the Den.
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ya can't expect investors to give you money without telling the whole story.
Fantasy Yahoo Group? When was this made 1997?
they were a bit cruel. My first question would be if your fans want another book why not write one? Get a successful book series off the ground and people will come to you.
The books in The Goblin Trilogy are:
Dance of the Goblins
Demoniac Dance
Power of the Dance.
Jaq D. Hawkins has also written the Airship Mechanoids Steampunk series.
Other books by the same author include:
Elemental Spirits
Echoes of Ganesha: An Ancient God In A Modern Western World
The Chase for Choronzon
Chaos Witch
The Chaos Monkey
The Chaonomicon: Quintessential Chaos for the Serious Magician
Understanding Chaos Magic
Those Who Provide: Four Short Stories of the Goblin World (Meat For The Storytelling Book 1).
I love the IMBD for this movie it’s in pre preproduction yet they (well Denise) has said it’ll go for exactly 1 hr 52mins.
by the size of book alone, I don't see how. doesnt really matter anyway
"Hello Dragons. I realised you can make more money with a flop than a hit!"
She must’ve walked up the stairs she’s knackered and out of gas…..
A young goblin named Susie was busy doing her makeup, when Count Anton tooted behind her, so she flew forward into an 18 year experienced director, and that is the problem with traffic lights, so we fit a flow signal...
Check it out on IMDB. This is terribly sad. This poor lady is still flogging this movie complete with running time while in pre-production. Sadly neither of the two male leads have bothered to list Pirates otC or Phantom of the Opera in their credits but they have had a slew of non credited bit parts including the well known watchman no 2 and first guard. Unbelievable. I wonder if she has a job or are British tax payers funding her ongoing delusion? Can’t find the book listed anywhere not even on Amazon where it costs nothing to list.
It is on amazon to be fair
Shes made a trailer now apparently.
Jk Rowling will be sweating after seeing this
Lols
"Everyone apart from me is a professional. That's why they should invest in me" lol
I like Denise. I am not sure if she has something commercial but if I was on her position I would enjoy what she does have, even if it may be only a hobby.
The fact that the Google search autofilled after just a few characters tells me that everyone who has watched this pitch knows who the actor is.
I love the batshit crazy pitches
“You need to go home!” 😂😂😂
Nothing but class and charm with the Caan
Just finished watching Goblins vs Dragons. The 4th in the trilogy
Ah yes the difficult "Goblet of Fire" of any good fantasy series
The only movie that can compete with Morbius!
I can't wait! Hopefully we get a crossover!
It wasn't a movie it was a pitch to make it one, just saying
@@onlyme219 wut name she give to the movie ? I wanna see the news
I think it would beat Morbius by MILES.
Peter shaking his head @ 3:24 had me laughing.
She really thought she was going to be the next JK Rowling. Bless her.
A book and film about a society that comes after some kind of disaster. How utterly original
She is the perfect example of the Dunning Kruger effect
God this has got to be one of the most cringe inducing pitches ever
The actor is Kevin McNally btw, the guy who played Gibbs, Jack Sparrows right hand man in pirates of the caribbean
He would have used his pseudoname. Nevin McBally.
Hey Denise! I have 40 years experience in bs. You hiring?
So how soon before we see the film on Red Letter Media?
Ouch! Nooooooo!
The pain. It’s like listening to a David Brent fantasy.
Still better than the final season of GOT
Have you read Dance of the Goblins?