Hammond, Clarkson and May No Brakes Compilation

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  • Top Gear and The Grand Tour encounter difficulties in slowing down or braking due to various issues, such as brake failures, worn brakes, or overheating brakes. While it might have some element of misdirection, it still relates to the overarching theme of limited braking capacity, which can create suspense and humour in the content
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  • @lioney4482
    @lioney4482 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    James' "Hello" in front of the ladies never gets old

    • @Fortunes.Fool.
      @Fortunes.Fool. ปีที่แล้ว +11

      “Very pretty”
      -Jeremy

    • @top_banananaplays
      @top_banananaplays ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hullo

    • @timothydraper6626
      @timothydraper6626 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's a charming hullo.

    • @markcf83
      @markcf83 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You have to start with hello.

    • @mechamax7919
      @mechamax7919 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      he somehow teleported from inside his car

  • @12packersfan
    @12packersfan ปีที่แล้ว +880

    I love how James thought the two would just suddenly abandon their frantic argument to admire some monkeys

    • @michaelm5542
      @michaelm5542 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I think that was more to keep himself cool.

    • @wonderland.6
      @wonderland.6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      “i’ve lost a skull..”
      “monkeys” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13
      @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's edited together, it probably didn't happen in that sequence... But the Top Gear guys were the best in the game at that, a classic scene.

    • @MontyTheBuoyant
      @MontyTheBuoyant ปีที่แล้ว +15

      For the record: He spent that whole safari bit talking about how monkeys were extremely vicious and dangerous, more so than lions. He was actually warning of them.

    • @TheStigHCE09
      @TheStigHCE09 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@MontyTheBuoyantNo you're thinking of the convertible people carrier episode, which that comment was a subtle callback to. The animal of concern with the Botswana special was the honey badger.

  • @vipervidsgamingplus5723
    @vipervidsgamingplus5723 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    James just randomly appearing out of his car and saying "Hello" the way he did always makes me laugh.

  • @lyonvensa
    @lyonvensa ปีที่แล้ว +93

    James and Jeremy trying to find out how to stop the car until the latter tried to use air friction is criminally underrated

    • @IsaacVJ01
      @IsaacVJ01 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The way they leave the car 😂

  • @12packersfan
    @12packersfan ปีที่แล้ว +188

    This show taught me how important every part of a car is… by breaking every part of a car

  • @gregheffley9984
    @gregheffley9984 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    0:00 S16E4
    0:13 S9E3 (US Special)
    0:29 S17E4
    0:52 S8E3
    1:11 S18E6
    1:27 S20E4
    1:52 S7E4
    2:26 S9E3 (US Special)
    2:42 S10E4 (Botswana Special)
    3:11 S10E8
    4:14 S11E3
    4:47 S18E1
    5:07 GT S1E11

    • @sambhavchalla4984
      @sambhavchalla4984 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you you absolute legend

    • @scarletcrusader5431
      @scarletcrusader5431 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Always that one dude in Top Gear comments

    • @ImAnEmergency
      @ImAnEmergency 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@scarletcrusader5431some say his genius is illegal in 37 states. We call him The Hero

  • @jewtrim3192
    @jewtrim3192 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Jeremy : I've lost a skull
    James: Monkes 🙉

  • @kelvinkemoi2482
    @kelvinkemoi2482 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "now how do I stop?"
    "What?"
    Literally the best example of 'we'll figure it out later' 😂😂

  • @ChequeTwice
    @ChequeTwice ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Got to admire Hammond’s commitment to braking late even if it does go wrong

    • @AnthroGearhead
      @AnthroGearhead ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Often times he does it purpose, to me it's pretty cringed and annoying

  • @robbobb4050
    @robbobb4050 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    2:42 is the most jam-packed, chaotic 20 seconds in top gear history

  • @AbsoluteWoo
    @AbsoluteWoo ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Crowbar of Embrayage will always be ingrained in my brain.

  • @jeremyfong5684
    @jeremyfong5684 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "no brakes, no brakes"
    "This is no stopping"
    *Car goes out of shot*
    "PLEASE STOPPP!"

  • @devansnider7793
    @devansnider7793 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "I've lost a skull!"
    "Monkey :-)"
    Lives rent free in my head

  • @josephlewis9237
    @josephlewis9237 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I honestly thought Hammond was going into the alligator infested river when he failed to stop in the USA special. I love the awkward "Hello" from James. It cracks me up every time.

  • @agentnintendonate1thee2tan89
    @agentnintendonate1thee2tan89 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    The caravan train from May and Hammond overrunning the platform be like: "As a result, he and his coaches often overran the platform! Thomas found this most embarrassing."

  • @Harmon1ca
    @Harmon1ca ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Your encyclopedic knowledge of Top Gear is amazing. If I could suggest one more, doesn’t Hammond have brake problems with his Suzuki Vitara during the police car challenge?

  • @BlazingLucario
    @BlazingLucario 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love how Jeremy struggles to figure out how to make the motor carriage to stop and then goes “JAMES! WE’RE GOING TO BE KILLED!” 😂

  • @roykennedy
    @roykennedy ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank you for all these uploads

  • @DeanMoxley87
    @DeanMoxley87 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    At work on break got a notification
    This is now playing in the Canteen on the TV to 11 people...

  • @MrMcChuckles95
    @MrMcChuckles95 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love how dramatic that scene where they're trying to stop that old car is 😅

  • @ThisIsTEC
    @ThisIsTEC ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:25
    **collapsed lung laugh**

  • @richardcadman2810
    @richardcadman2810 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    James May - ‘Hello’ 😐😂

  • @limerickomari4901
    @limerickomari4901 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I decided to use ingenuity.
    “That my friction….that’s my wind resistance.” 🤣😭

  • @TheAziz
    @TheAziz ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Anyone noticed how it's mostly Clarkson who has braking problems?

    • @MaelstromMephistoPEM
      @MaelstromMephistoPEM ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@freespace353 Best comment I've ever read.

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@freespace353 no wonder he only believes in SPEED AND POWER!!!

  • @sushicat999
    @sushicat999 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Another great compilation

  • @FlashCameraStudio
    @FlashCameraStudio 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    ''no. brakes, no brakes it's just not stopping, please stop''.
    James laughing.

  • @harryguidotti3815
    @harryguidotti3815 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Clarkson and Hammond: In a panic.
    May: Monkeys! :D

  • @harveypeirson6199
    @harveypeirson6199 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Clarkson, Hammond, May EXPLOSION COMPILATION”

  • @robertnapier624
    @robertnapier624 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Tonight….. I say “no brakes!”…… Richard says he hasn’t got brakes…….and James and I struggle to brake a 100 year old car.

    • @norm4966
      @norm4966 ปีที่แล้ว

      or and James go so slow he doesn't need brake.

  • @affiliateanimalistic9607
    @affiliateanimalistic9607 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hammonds “I have to ditch it” has been like a motto for him…many times he did not even had to say it 😐

  • @jdapaul1351
    @jdapaul1351 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You missed S14E3 on the Lancia Monte Carlo. There were no brakes on that car too, as Hammond stated.

  • @saggiamir
    @saggiamir ปีที่แล้ว +8

    4:30 Hello

  • @semiretired86
    @semiretired86 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    nice to see Oliver

  • @pedro191921
    @pedro191921 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Think Jeremy, think 😂

  • @liamreid5407
    @liamreid5407 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Quote of the Day:
    “Hello.”
    - James May

  • @tamisthewizard3199
    @tamisthewizard3199 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I still have no idea what fell from the tree at 2:58 looks like a bird but idk

  • @thebrummierailenthusiasts5329
    @thebrummierailenthusiasts5329 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:09 yeah clarksons BMW didn’t stop
    2:35 he didn’t even make the turn

  • @mycroftsanchez901
    @mycroftsanchez901 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Jeremy has no brakes and crashes into Oliver but when a tree is in his path seconds later he comes to a skidding halt!
    Hmmmmmmmm!

    • @GameReviewsXX
      @GameReviewsXX ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Could’ve yanked the handbrake, that might’ve still worked

    • @peteralexander2941
      @peteralexander2941 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If the handbrake was still working, he may have been slow enough to have used that, using the handbrake is NOT recommended if the vehicle is at speed cos it will spin out of control otherwise.

    • @cooperlynch5393
      @cooperlynch5393 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What fell out of the tree?

  • @Turgineer
    @Turgineer ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:23 While driving, look ahead, not at womens. :D

  • @ryanwhyte672
    @ryanwhyte672 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You've overshot the platform, James.

  • @elijahstevenson2546
    @elijahstevenson2546 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    0:50 Hammond: James, we're bloody miles off. Me: May, YOU OVERSHOT THE PLATFORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @10thdoctor15
    @10thdoctor15 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    What about Hammond's police car after the lap when he drove through the boxes?

  • @dom-romer663
    @dom-romer663 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    'Monkeys' 😂😂😂

  • @ninjabugy
    @ninjabugy ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:57 that’s funny calrkson

  • @JW--dc8ri
    @JW--dc8ri ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Hello 🧍‍♂️

  • @goldensoul1842
    @goldensoul1842 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:21. Scary how cheap that petrol is in comparison to today. Still betting on over £2 a litre in the next 5 years.

  • @guguigugu
    @guguigugu ปีที่แล้ว +1

    take abruptly the crowbar of embrayage

  • @bobo577
    @bobo577 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    James, we’re miles off, but not for long.

  • @Psyrecx
    @Psyrecx ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *Is 'no brakes' what caused the incident with the original Rimac?*

  • @andrewharding6126
    @andrewharding6126 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    James Hello

    • @markcf83
      @markcf83 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never gets old.

  • @didgereemedia194
    @didgereemedia194 ปีที่แล้ว

    Have they even had jammed throttles?

    • @jeremyfong5684
      @jeremyfong5684 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The Beta, the 528i, the V8 buggy?

    • @didgereemedia194
      @didgereemedia194 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jeremyfong5684 Well, I guess i was wrong

  • @GlitchyGamers18
    @GlitchyGamers18 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You missed the Africa special where they all lost their brakes

  • @YukariAkiyamaFloof
    @YukariAkiyamaFloof ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How are these men not dead yet?.

  • @didgereemedia194
    @didgereemedia194 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hello 🧍‍♂️

  • @fakeplayer9088
    @fakeplayer9088 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hello.

  • @simplyfinny
    @simplyfinny 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    hello

  • @RKDxNT3000
    @RKDxNT3000 ปีที่แล้ว

    sWATCH OUT BRAKES DON'T WORK *tap* Sorry, there's no brakes!

  • @aaurel7703
    @aaurel7703 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where is the albania scene with the wallbreaking?🫣