James :"All you did was chatting up a Norwegian woman." to jeremy . Norwegian man :" That is my wife." Jeremy :"yes it was your wife" James : "yes,that is his wife"
3:46 i loved seeing this interview, he was a great sport and he actually came really, really prepared... but his line about "if you're still getting caught, who's fault is that?" is hilarious
He kind of defeated himself with that one, if it's so easy to evade them, why even have them in the first place? His entire argument was "oh you can get away with it because we give you all the tools to escape being caught". Then what's the bloody point? Anyway, none of that is true anymore.
0:11 I was LMAO at this! Never ever seen this episode! The way James May disappears by falling down under his umbrella, leaving his hair in his wake 🤣🤣🤣 And that laugh from Clarkson was worthy of the Aquarium Car episode when James drives out of the sea and keeps drowning under the waves coming from the back of the car 🤣🤣🤣
So Jeremy, while using a German SMG proceeds to miss every single bullet while firing left-handed looking down the sights with his left eye and knocking down a tree
You and me both, man. The new Top Gear is junk, and while The Grand Tour was good, it just wasn't what Top Gear was when these three loons had the helm.
You are not alone..... without these guys it's just not worth watching.....can't believe the BBC let them go!!! I do know why they let Jeremy go(then James and the Hamster followed)... I just can't see how they'd give up on something so popular....
These guys have so much chemistry and are so down to earth that the only time I renew my Amazon Prime subscription is when a new episode of The Grand Tour comes out (I’ll admit the episodes are getting worse and worse these days, much like movie sequels).
24 seconds in, most edited scene top gear has done that season... Fully automatic and lasts 10-20 seconds? Lol..... Looking at it again.... Never mattered because he hit nothing but snow.... Safest place was 6 feet in front of him
I could never be a cameraman for this show, I'd be bent over laughing the whole time
Oh man I would be fired the first day these guys fucking kill me 😂😂
@@cristianalijah9110 conveniently your account was created in march 3rd totally not suspicious
@@dangelomark2371 I'm guessing this website has a mutiple alts to make it seem believable
@@hkz0278 yeah I’ve seen this same comment as well as reply word for word, no way it’s legit
That's why they dont use real ppl as cameramen. Bc noone can not laugh when filming top gear.
5:09 - 5:15 has got to be one of the best transition shots in history. 😂
James :"All you did was chatting up a Norwegian woman." to jeremy .
Norwegian man :" That is my wife."
Jeremy :"yes it was your wife"
James : "yes,that is his wife"
@Justinian Yi it’s cause he owns a jaggg
@@TheGoldenGear99 He Has a jag. That doesn't mean, He owns it!
@@TheGoldenGear99 😂😂😂
"You could slow down a ruddy funeral at this rate!" *fires gun*
3:06
"I'm going as fast-" _[wheeze-laugh]_
They were wonderful together, a great show, I could watch it every day.
Yep until the others replaced them which was the shittest decision.
Watch "The grand tour" on Amazon prime video, it's the same guys
Owen Leenstra and they added all Top Gear series, from 1-22 plus the crap afterwards
@M Uly1 I pretty much do. Translate, please for a befuddled American: @ 2:30-ish - James has been for "a slash"????
@@buzon1658 Means he's gone for a piss.
“He’s eaten the bloody thing!” Gives the nickname “Hamster” a new origin.
6:30
James in the background trying not to piss himself with laughter before the reveal of the slope is amazing 😂
6:38 I see James trying not to laugh too early and start laughing too!
Thank you for that, absolutely love that moment..
The crew laughing in the background is what did it for me, absolutely hilarious
I love the running gag of Hammond eating things to prevent Jeremy from getting them.
My favorite moment would probably be the time he ate a piece of paper so he wouldn't have to prove to Jeremy that their scores were one point apart
3:46 i loved seeing this interview, he was a great sport and he actually came really, really prepared... but his line about "if you're still getting caught, who's fault is that?" is hilarious
What interview is that
@@ezrasaurus930 its with mr Ladyman if i remember it correctly
Uuwwuuu
The best thing was actually Clarkson pointing out that he had zero points on his licence, and Ladyboy had nine
He kind of defeated himself with that one, if it's so easy to evade them, why even have them in the first place? His entire argument was "oh you can get away with it because we give you all the tools to escape being caught". Then what's the bloody point? Anyway, none of that is true anymore.
James trying to shoot the jag with the starter pistol is bloody brilliant
6:51 Jeremy's laugh is absolutely incredible 🤣🤣🤣
This for me was peak Top Gear, the jokes are just so genuine
I think.it peaked at like 2010
Series 7 was like the beginning of the golden age, I would say that it peaked at series 10.
Genuine as not really firing real bullets and a tree supposedly going down from 9mm bullets 😄 but yes the not so obviously scripted parts were great
5:27 Jeremy's smile as he's tricked James into sliding down the ski jump. 😆
Only just realised he was tricking him
The snow slope bit killed me 😂😂
He kept spraying as he was going down 🤣🤣🤣
@@Tony-112 even trying to reach 🤣
3:34 😆 a satnav that only goes to Poland.
😂😂😂
3:07 One of the funniest moments ever
You can’t kill a man.. in a jaaaaaaaggg
0:11 I was LMAO at this! Never ever seen this episode! The way James May disappears by falling down under his umbrella, leaving his hair in his wake 🤣🤣🤣 And that laugh from Clarkson was worthy of the Aquarium Car episode when James drives out of the sea and keeps drowning under the waves coming from the back of the car 🤣🤣🤣
It's too funny I laugh every time🤣
0:42 "Staggeringly, I'd missed the lot." 🤣🤣
Ladyman’s remarks about the speed cameras were awesome, Jeremy didn’t see that one coming at all!!
Yeah, I dont like speed cameras but he has a very legitimate point.
Cynical Lawman Oh crap, it’s true. I’ll edit it now 😅😅
@@ajosanchez1 not a problem, I've deleted my initial comment 😊
0:52 The way Hammond runs away like a dog with something in its mouth has me in hysterics ;v;
"eat lead olympic target " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:58 jeremy and Richard having a fight
Orangutan wrestling a hamster, 2006 _(colorized 2020)_
James losing it at the sloaps is one of the funniest things I've seen in my life.
I could watch these three all day.....they never fail to make me laugh 😂😂😂
So Jeremy, while using a German SMG proceeds to miss every single bullet while firing left-handed looking down the sights with his left eye and knocking down a tree
and you believe that was a real MP5? please the sounds was full auto but the shell casings was coming out semi auto it was a prop gun
4:00 "Ouuu he got me there" moment
5:37 Jeremy's continuese laugh!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
James & that umbrella 😂😂😂 god sake
Honestly the way Hammond was eating the bmw card made it look delicious
5:01 "thats my wife"
The gay magazine segment was brilliant, because May was suspiciously quiet, which has led me to believe he set it up as a way to prank Hammond....
James: You also noticed when he fills his car up, he stands like a tea pot?
Richard: *Hysterical laughter*
5:09 how have I never seen that?
0:55 best bit ever
2:58 - 3:05 - Those added in post Hammond laughs lol
"Eat lead! , Olympic target."
💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
...oh yeah.
0:53
When you're little brother take your stuff 🤣
0:54 this is almost cartoon like and I fucking love it 🤣🤣
Biggest lie in the world: Jeremy, James and Richard say that they don't love each other :D
damn, i miss old top gear
You and me both, man. The new Top Gear is junk, and while The Grand Tour was good, it just wasn't what Top Gear was when these three loons had the helm.
You are not alone..... without these guys it's just not worth watching.....can't believe the BBC let them go!!! I do know why they let Jeremy go(then James and the Hamster followed)... I just can't see how they'd give up on something so popular....
@@nobodyspecial6436 the BBC is a government entity they're always shit
Me too, great show with these three.
We all do...
Literally just a minute of this top gear and I’m laughing myself to bits
A whole season of new top gear and I didn’t laugh once
I can only admire your fortitude in enduring the whole season. I can't get through the trailer.
I lasted bout 5 minutes of the new top gear
kudos to you for watching it
Jeremy: eat lead! Olympic targets.... *misses almost every shot*
Just realized he called the manufacturer of the MP5 "Heckler & *Cock* "!
First 20 seconds is one of the funniest top gear moments of all time 🤣🤣
And here is our resident elf...Cryng out 🤣🤣🤣
This show is the best part of TV in history.
0:53 chasing your dog when it has something in its mouth
1:29 I wouldn't be surprised
So funny that at 6:40 they took the mic off of James cuz of how much he was laughing
What episode is the first clip from when they fall down a hill with umberellas
I think it was the first episode of series 7.
not sure exactly which episode but they reviewed the vantage v8, 911 carrera and the bmw m6
Series 7 episode 1 on the isle of man
The winter Olympics special is one of the most underrated top gear episode ever
This is the best series.
Lol Hammond eating the picture
Back in a world where you could have a laugh on TV and no one would be offended
I've now watched all ur top gear videos
I like those 3 when I was little. That time I'm not know much english but I very attract by their funny action.
Jeremy took down the tree so he can use it like a Christmas tree
It's a hamsters primal instinct to bite its predator in the wild
These guys could make a baking show and it would still be the funniest thing I’ve watch in a long time.
Absolutely love 3:08 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻
The fact he referred to the MP5 as a "Machine Pistol" hurts me immensely
I think that's because he probably got a literal translation from the Norwegians.
3:06 dying
Jeremy is consistently the funniest but James has the funniest one off moments by far
0:27 Pulls out an SMG, calls it a machine piltol................................
00:00:01
00:00:07 😂😂😂
00:00:52 😂😂😂
00:02:28
00:04:48 😂😂😂
00:05:30
They were so funny
God i miss this show
That winter Olympics special was them at the top of their game. Personally my most favourite episode.
the bit at 3:57 had me ded
James at 6:35 laughing hard but silently
4:06 roflmao
My jaw dropped at 3:31.
Good thing Clarkson had a jacket on using that gun
Best show ever made and the three best presenters with loads of laughter
Any shw with these 3 isba must watch
MP5 oh yeah
Love Clarkson with the MP5. I know shit about guns, but I know its effective range from thriller novels.
"Eat lead, olympic targets!"
These guys have so much chemistry and are so down to earth that the only time I renew my Amazon Prime subscription is when a new episode of The Grand Tour comes out (I’ll admit the episodes are getting worse and worse these days, much like movie sequels).
I was talking about from 6:33-7:06
22s alright when you're NINE
Small bursts, Jezza. Small bursts.
Thats my wife LMAOOO
It's a plant!
No Hammond, it a tooth whitening kit.
0:11, me slipped in dog poo.
Since when did mp5 mags have 52 rounds in them...
Top gear hasn't been the same since the racist, the midget and captain slow left
?
The racist?
How is Clarkson racist?
Clarkson isn't racist, he hates everyone equally :D
He's not a midget, he's an elf. They clearly stated that.
All versions of this show without these 3 should be banned from existence
Clarkson embarrassed about his vintage Maserati having only eighty(!) horsepower should've featured
0:54 5:08
24 seconds in, most edited scene top gear has done that season... Fully automatic and lasts 10-20 seconds? Lol..... Looking at it again.... Never mattered because he hit nothing but snow.... Safest place was 6 feet in front of him
What episode is at the 3:04?
How is this only 7 minutes long?
Wait did he actually shoot that tree down if so that’s fucking hilarious
Heckler and CAWCK
A sat nav that only goes to Poland.
Happy times when you could have a laugh and not care if you offended an entire nation (Germany) 😅🤣😂🤣😅
Missed every round!
4:48