@@Anthony-iq4lf i was more surprised by how goddamn low that bitch was coming in, that was no more than 40m above ground, one awry powerline and that thing might not be toast, but the power network definitely is.
What I really appreciate about their “expeditionary” films is just how far they can push the limits of a used car. Some of they cars they use look like they wouldn’t make it home from the local grocery store, but they end up traveling hundreds of kilometers on terrible roads in terrible weather and probably running on terrible petrol.
Actually the petrol in UK is much higher quality then North American petrol. Their "Regular" in UK is equivalent to our "Supreme" quality in North America
@@frasermackenzie7275you missed the part where he said their expedition films right? That means their not in the UK anymore for any dumb Americans who see this. (I'm American were fucking stupid over here)
@@ddeanb784 pretty sure schadenfreude is originally taken from another language, like the Swedish word skadefröjd, like the word gumpelfik which means restless in middle English which also changed to gumprefic means without rest in Mansi(old Russian basically) many words nowadays meant the complete opposite back in the day as well, like aweful which meant awe inspiring and intercourse with meant to have a conversation, so basically to have aweful intercourse is a great thing. As well as a old word my greek grandma told me is butoces (pronounced bu-tuck-us) which apparently means rich in brown, brown being a old term for copper, which the word kinda becomes humorous
@@diggledoggle4192 it's coming from the wrong direction so it wouldn't be efficient at all. And I doubt they would have the budget to destroy 2 perfectly working planes for one shot
In case you were wondering whether Jeremy calling JetBlue was staged (I know you weren't, but I want to prove how smart I am), May mentions that they're flying the E-190. Now, I've flown the E-190 on JetBlue, and they do not provide business class on that aircraft. In fact, they only provide business class services (referred to as Mint) on transcontinental flights and more recently their transatlantic flights. Therefore it's safe to assume that it's staged. Thank you for listening to my James May impression.
3:57 Hammond, the fastest helicopter in the world is capable of 249 mph. There are a number of road cars that can exceed that, ignoring race cars, dragsters etc.
There's footage of a police chase in America where the guy in a Dodge Hellcat outruns the police helicopter, and almost a second helicopter as well, before he runs out of gas. th-cam.com/video/VMxjFTtTquc/w-d-xo.html
@@krqkan also: speed limits. The type of race they usually do means that the car has to follow the rules. Unless you're on an unrestricted road, all the topspeed in the world won't matter
i think i speak for 90 % of fans when i say this , we'd all much rather see this/ these specials unravel like a podcast, ie unscripted, no dumb setup explosions ect. This show had so much potential and the producers always find a way to fuck things up
I disagree. Yes the whole naturally escalating thing is very intriguing, but it's also fun to see them messing about making skits and whatnot. They're 3 smart and educated men with a high budget; they could have made an actual mobile petrol pump, just won't be as entertaining as seeing them fail!
Me and my friends love to play the forza horizon games, especially the 4th and 5th games, we enjoy them a lot and we simply dont know why, i think i know why i like it, it makes me feel like im in top gear bc its just 3 of us and we do every kind of shenanigans
If it's your stupid joke then answer is - yes. And if it is a really question then the answer is - no, they didn't and actually they were in Croatia which is really far from Australia
superrowen nope, Deeney practically said they had been told to target Lovren 😊 nice try though, one game doesn’t make a bad player, for 27 league games ALONE Virgil has been a colossal. 🤫🤫🤫
That part with the fire honestly stressed me tf out! Like, were they trying to start a bushfire??? I'm Aussie, and I can say its drilled into my head that you'd never even light a match in an area as dry as that XD
Fun fact: One of the main reasons as to why the first and second season of TGT got off to a rocky start is because the BBC were being petty and basically prevented the grand tour from doing stuff that they were already doing in the name of "copyright infringement" like cheap car challenges, filming sceneries deemed too "beautiful, James' "oh cock" line, satire and even referring to themselves a car show was not allowed. It was basically done as a way for the BBC to cripple TGT out of corporate pettiness, which is why TGT did all of that operation dessert stumble stuff just to get around infringements which they quickly abandoned because it killed the program.
Does it get any better? I watched the first one last night. Used to love top gear, but I only made it about halfway through before I couldn’t stand anymore. If someone can tell me it gets better, I’ll try to watch the 2nd episode.
This is top gear just on a different(better) platform. Watch them they do get better. It’s the stupid American racing driver that’s mucks it up but he gets sacked after season one I think. Just watch them and skip the bits that annoy you.
It depends on what car and what helicopter you compare, a Chinook compared to a drag car it doesn't stand a chance but a hind compared to basically any car the car stands no chance
@@mrb692 I Know, I just felt like I needed to clarify a little, a line that rings true to me is :Im a man who's only good at what he does: killing, used to be atleast, until I left the army. I also gotta say that I've enjoyed your comments as well
I've always loved when the fire plane heroically extinguished May's not-on-fire truck.
The way it made it look like a crumpled beer can was surprising 😂
Well it is the Croatian fire brigade and they are known for being very incompetent just like any other of our government entities.
@@Anthony-iq4lf i was more surprised by how goddamn low that bitch was coming in, that was no more than 40m above ground, one awry powerline and that thing might not be toast, but the power network definitely is.
james splashing himself in the mercedes will always be one of the funniest
It's especially funny because you think it's going to get old but it never does!
Hilarious, and perfect for these 3 as it's failing with style.
May screams "Hammond you're on fire bail out!!!!!" Hammond just responds with "oh no"........
What would you say other than "oh no"?
@@kekekeke2200 anyway
@@kekekeke2200 I can think of a few words. Most of them four letters long.
@@kekekeke2200 Well for instance, you can always say, "CoCk!"
@@kekekeke2200"oh fuck me" is a like that comes to mind
What I really appreciate about their “expeditionary” films is just how far they can push the limits of a used car. Some of they cars they use look like they wouldn’t make it home from the local grocery store, but they end up traveling hundreds of kilometers on terrible roads in terrible weather and probably running on terrible petrol.
with a crew of mechanics and spares following them every inch of the way
Actually the petrol in UK is much higher quality then North American petrol. Their "Regular" in UK is equivalent to our "Supreme" quality in North America
@@frasermackenzie7275you missed the part where he said their expedition films right? That means their not in the UK anymore for any dumb Americans who see this. (I'm American were fucking stupid over here)
Jeremy looks so blissful with Schadenfreude.
Yes
Schadenfreude is a German word. In Britain too or ...?
@@EresirThe1st oh ok
@@EresirThe1st meaning hurtful happiness technically, more modernly adapted as happiness over others hurt
@@ddeanb784 pretty sure schadenfreude is originally taken from another language, like the Swedish word skadefröjd, like the word gumpelfik which means restless in middle English which also changed to gumprefic means without rest in Mansi(old Russian basically) many words nowadays meant the complete opposite back in the day as well, like aweful which meant awe inspiring and intercourse with meant to have a conversation, so basically to have aweful intercourse is a great thing. As well as a old word my greek grandma told me is butoces (pronounced bu-tuck-us) which apparently means rich in brown, brown being a old term for copper, which the word kinda becomes humorous
Even if the airplanes were no longer flyable, I can't imagine the budget for the jet engine scene.
Reckon they where just shells with cotpits on non working planes, feel like that wouldn't actually blow over a real plane
i think their budget for EACH episode is £1m .. bit more than the BBC haha
@@kitstifire2516 They probably could, fast moving air over an airfoil creates lift and the plane takes off on the spot
@@diggledoggle4192 it's coming from the wrong direction so it wouldn't be efficient at all. And I doubt they would have the budget to destroy 2 perfectly working planes for one shot
@@kitstifire2516 Not saying they did, just saying it's possible
06:00 the fact it wrecked his firetruck but didn’t put out the fire is gold
14:57 The best laugh of Jeremy, of all TopGear series, Ever..It makes me laugh for hours after I see it😆
nah, has to be the golf shot.. i think he nearly died from laughter!
@@danielloftus9944 can you share the vedio time of that?
It's a different video, type in tog gear golf maybe
@@danielloftus9944 Yes, i already thought that. I will.
@@danielloftus9944 You are absolutely right, I saw that laugh of Jeremy.
In case you were wondering whether Jeremy calling JetBlue was staged (I know you weren't, but I want to prove how smart I am), May mentions that they're flying the E-190. Now, I've flown the E-190 on JetBlue, and they do not provide business class on that aircraft. In fact, they only provide business class services (referred to as Mint) on transcontinental flights and more recently their transatlantic flights. Therefore it's safe to assume that it's staged.
Thank you for listening to my James May impression.
Thank you
It was painfully obvious it was all fake, that crap ruins the show. They're funny without it.
GT faking something?! Say it ain't so!
if its that easy to change someones flights just cause you know their names is a major major security flaw so its obvious its staged, funny nontheless
still funny, even if its staged
11:35 james called jeremy a witless dodo LMAO
Yes, we have ears
14:56 classic laugh combo of clarkson and hammond
12:04 I love hammonds “what!?” Response
James humming that tune is priceless
dingleberry handpump
15:19 "And as it turned out the Indian Ocean wasn't that deep"😆😆
that petrol filling while driving episode is so funny
"You're a cretin"
Absolutely dead hahahahahaha
11:50
Poor James, his firetruck is too small
I like how the plane didn't actually hit the fire, only his fire truck ^^
Watching Clarkson crack up is the best thing on TV lol
These moments cannot be directed, they are made with the creativity and heart!!
Wet James in the red Merc estate cracks me up every time. Just brilliant! And the other two laughing, JC doubling up.
2:50 look at how happy that count is on the right
Those are the ideal dogs to test a car with.
"Who would you like to call?"
" V A G I N A "
Mr slowly could be better
He said he had to change it. I imagine it was probably Cunt before 😂
4:21 Y E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E S
3:57 Hammond, the fastest helicopter in the world is capable of 249 mph. There are a number of road cars that can exceed that, ignoring race cars, dragsters etc.
There's footage of a police chase in America where the guy in a Dodge Hellcat outruns the police helicopter, and almost a second helicopter as well, before he runs out of gas. th-cam.com/video/VMxjFTtTquc/w-d-xo.html
Yes, but when a helicopter can fly straight constantly, a car have to turn at some point. Unless you only race in a straight line.
@@krqkan also: speed limits. The type of race they usually do means that the car has to follow the rules.
Unless you're on an unrestricted road, all the topspeed in the world won't matter
There are helicopter that can go 300mph plus
Still the helicopter is way faster
What they did there is guarantee the public will never be asked to name a gritter again
"They're not dogs, they're cattle" great quote
12:13
i think i speak for 90 % of fans when i say this , we'd all much rather see this/ these specials unravel like a podcast, ie unscripted, no dumb setup explosions ect. This show had so much potential and the producers always find a way to fuck things up
Uh that's the whole damn point of this show🙄
I was quite sad when they announce they will not do the tent anymore, but i guess the statistic say it had to go
I disagree. Yes the whole naturally escalating thing is very intriguing, but it's also fun to see them messing about making skits and whatnot. They're 3 smart and educated men with a high budget; they could have made an actual mobile petrol pump, just won't be as entertaining as seeing them fail!
Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti-Slip Machiney...
Love it 🤣
CLiMatE ChAnGe sTarTEd tHe FiRes iN the WoRlD
Meanwhile Clarkson & Hammond 😂😂
The only reason the amazon and australia caught on fire was because clarkson and hammond lit a fire and may couldnt get to the fire
These three are undoubtedly the most dangerous people on this planet 😂
James’s impression of JC is always hilarious.
Here after one for the road⬇️⬇️⬇️
Sadly yes 😢
I think the car to car refueling was the best bit.
14:40 will make me laugh every time I see it. James is trying so hard and just absolutely miserable the entire time 🤣
Me and my friends love to play the forza horizon games, especially the 4th and 5th games, we enjoy them a lot and we simply dont know why, i think i know why i like it, it makes me feel like im in top gear bc its just 3 of us and we do every kind of shenanigans
01:24 - lol 😂😂😂😂
James Mays - How to Mend things 🛠️
I was thinking in my head when they were naming gritters “they’re gonna call it Gritler”
10:01 "oh hang on, Adolf gritler"
So Hammond and Clarkson started our 2020 Australian Bush Fire?
If it's your stupid joke then answer is - yes.
And if it is a really question then the answer is - no, they didn't
and actually they were in Croatia which is really far from Australia
@@petrolhead999 Yes this was a joke. I know they didn’t cause it. Didn’t know they were in Croatia so that was nice to know. 👍🏻
"hold steady, finger extending again". I lost it 😂
May: How much thrust has it got? A LOT!!!! I'm still laughing....
bro what is up with all the hate comments, this trio is legendary
9:02 - Grit Van Dijk hahahah nothing will get passed him then, unstoppable LOL
Sarr and Deeney got past h
superrowen nope, Deeney practically said they had been told to target Lovren 😊 nice try though, one game doesn’t make a bad player, for 27 league games ALONE Virgil has been a colossal. 🤫🤫🤫
That part with the fire honestly stressed me tf out! Like, were they trying to start a bushfire??? I'm Aussie, and I can say its drilled into my head that you'd never even light a match in an area as dry as that XD
10:41 RIP headphone users
Best job in the world
Jeremy on the jet engine is like when an anime MC powers up to their full potential
That wheelchair is about the only thing Hammond hasn't crashed
Who would you like to call .... lol every time. Class love it
This actually looks funnier then top gear I wish I watched it now.
"James May is a moror" is gold
it feels really good, satisfaction of mind
4:22 classic jeremy
7:01 I will be bringing this up later. As an Irish-American, I tease my girlfriend by saying she's racist towards the Irish
Irish is an ethnicity not a race so wouldnt it be ethinicitist? I guess? Dont know if thats even a word but it sounds right 😂
@@rebeccaburrow7199 xenophobic is the term I think of 🤷
@@rebeccaburrow7199 Hating the Irish makes you a good old-fashioned English aristocrat
Best show ever made for guys.....Ever!
2:33 the old man is loving seeing hammond on the cart
9:50 gritney Houston 😅😅
You are a witless dodo! One of my fav lines ever
4:39 ~ Yay! Ice-cream! .... Oh, no ice-cream? Just James May playing pretend fire-fighter?? 😕
8:23 Was Hammond still in the car?
No of course not
That would have been wild
Fun fact: One of the main reasons as to why the first and second season of TGT got off to a rocky start is because the BBC were being petty and basically prevented the grand tour from doing stuff that they were already doing in the name of "copyright infringement" like cheap car challenges, filming sceneries deemed too "beautiful, James' "oh cock" line, satire and even referring to themselves a car show was not allowed. It was basically done as a way for the BBC to cripple TGT out of corporate pettiness, which is why TGT did all of that operation dessert stumble stuff just to get around infringements which they quickly abandoned because it killed the program.
you forgot the part in the namibia special where jeremy replaces the vw gear shifter on james beach buggy with something else...
what a good run it was.
Legends
10:55 I wonder why Amazon video isn't making much of a profit?
I felt bad for destroying James fire car😢😢
You mean you felt bad because his car get destroyed by that aircraft or it is really was you who destroyed his car?
How can I get that James May book on mending things??
14:55 Clarksons laugh is just great in this moment 😂
It is!! One of the best ones
11:35...
Imagine if TheMount for That Jet Engine Failed!
2:20 this lady really sounds like a text to speech
this video should just be all of the grand tour
the dogs were so freaking cute
1:00 HELP ME-
>Best of The Grand Tour
>95% Top Gear
3:57 shit the simulation glitched for a sec i guess
What episode is 0:30
@weinxt onne thanks
Does it get any better? I watched the first one last night. Used to love top gear, but I only made it about halfway through before I couldn’t stand anymore. If someone can tell me it gets better, I’ll try to watch the 2nd episode.
This is top gear just on a different(better) platform. Watch them they do get better. It’s the stupid American racing driver that’s mucks it up but he gets sacked after season one I think. Just watch them and skip the bits that annoy you.
it gets better
Yes. I think the 2nd and 3rd season are formatted better anyway with better segments. You could always skip to them if you want.
First season isn’t great, just skip the bad segments like the celebrity brain crash or whatever it’s called and you’ll get onto S2 & 3 quicker
first season wasn't really great, second is better and third is the best.
“Adolf gritler” Lmao
does anyone know what episode 2:15 is?
Think it's season 3 don't know what episode
the number of times these guys could have died!! 😂😂
i miss the old top gear ngl
yes!!
It needs loads of power
9:25 Rule Grittania and The Gritt Escape would've been better.
i liked itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow anti slip machiney
I enjoyed the first three seasons, tbh im not so happy that they took away all the talking bits like conversation street
Down the side road of chat? I love that street, full of comedians
The Adolf Gritler one was funny as
I dont know why but the scene at 1:25 sent me 😂
01:30 - lol 😂
Favourite
“I’ve got a word in my head for all this: impractical”
“I’ve got a word it’s shut up”
5:03 what episode is this??
S2 E4
thanks
It looks like Hammond has a really long goatee in the thumbnail.
My dog was alarmed by the squeaky toy
It depends on what car and what helicopter you compare, a Chinook compared to a drag car it doesn't stand a chance but a hind compared to basically any car the car stands no chance
A Hind D? Colonel, what's a Russian gunship doing here?
@@mrb692why wouldn't a russian gunship be doing here?
@@mrb692 and not a colonel, sergeant first class of the zavislacka snayper, or also сержант первого класса.
@@kekekeke2200 It’s a joke, the line is from the video game Metal Gear Solid
@@mrb692 I Know, I just felt like I needed to clarify a little, a line that rings true to me is :Im a man who's only good at what he does: killing, used to be atleast, until I left the army. I also gotta say that I've enjoyed your comments as well
Not the first time James didn't move his vehicle like the dacia
Mi serie favorita
How the f**k can this be the best of “The Grand Tour” if it’s only 16th mins long
1:10 iam dying
0:05 😮