25 Types of Car Guys in 10 Minutes!

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  • 25 Car Guys You'll Meet at Car Meets or online, heck there are about 75 more to go if we're being this oddly specific like I was in this video! Instead of a general approach, I finally decided to get real personal and fire some very specifically aimed shots at all the types of car Guys, so join me in this video as I Speedrun through the types of Car Enthusiasts You'll Meet!
    Also, The Moped playing a Trombone joke is what I meant at the end, not a Trumpet. Also note I literally have friends who own almost all the cars made fun of this video. Mopars, Ferrari's, and VQ bois. I ran this by them, they all thought it was funny, so all the real OG's are gonna laugh it up, but to all the softhearted scrubs you shut it up.
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  • @darth7293
    @darth7293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6122

    I am making eggs want some guys?

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1363

      eggs as in.... _Koenigsegg?_

    • @drumasharma6822
      @drumasharma6822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      Sure

    • @cosmic8829
      @cosmic8829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      i did not recieve my pin >:O @Bladed Angel

    • @yashthegamer4250
      @yashthegamer4250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Yep, I want some

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  2 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      @@cosmic8829 too bad. *EGGS* deserved the pin. GG:NO:RE.

  • @ninjmaster5609
    @ninjmaster5609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2481

    The guy with a better car: his car is always special and limited even if it is a car produced in millions

    • @dreamcast649
      @dreamcast649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      MY CORVETTE HAS A CERTAIN COLOR THAT THEY ONLY MADE 3 OF IN THIS YEAR!!! IT ALSO HAS A DIFFERENT INTERIOR THEN THE OTHERS SO ITS ONE OF ONE!!!!!

    • @septanos
      @septanos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      saleen mustangs

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@dreamcast649 spot on lmao. And deliberately avoids the fact that his color combo is so exclusive simply because everyone thought it was damn ugly and nobody bought it xD

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      This is a good one

    • @Jdmking-kp1mu
      @Jdmking-kp1mu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      My 2004 Highlander is a limited hybrid. Therefore it will gap every other car in existence.

  • @psychedelicnarwhal9599
    @psychedelicnarwhal9599 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    The guy who finds the abandoned car and restores it to look brand new again. Best type.

    • @NotHerb
      @NotHerb ปีที่แล้ว +14

      'restores' usualy slap some bondo over them rust good to film for views or some photos at night xD

    • @whiteplasy6853
      @whiteplasy6853 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Helloooo its me. I hate my old rusty dusty shitbox but I love it

    • @1Sterling
      @1Sterling 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Me:

    • @cloaked2562
      @cloaked2562 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      me, but I did a quality budget restoration

    • @camilopalma1223
      @camilopalma1223 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      0ñ😅

  • @granteeeeast
    @granteeeeast ปีที่แล้ว +141

    The LS swap one is so accurate 😂 I went to highschool in Virginia and there was this kid who was in auto body class with me and looked at every single car and that shop and said *extreme country accent* “I’d put an LS in that summbitch man it’d be faster n hell” if you gave this kid a lawnmower he’d probably find a way to put an LS in it😂

    • @ryans413
      @ryans413 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Hey yes cutting grass with power

    • @deadon4847
      @deadon4847 หลายเดือนก่อน

      LS is the pumpkin spice of engine swaps for soy boys.

    • @vitaplur426
      @vitaplur426 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Someday I want to K swap an LS swap

  • @evoklax
    @evoklax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3532

    The weaboo: Puts their favorite “Waifu” on their car, preferably in a swim suit

    • @kazefw3834
      @kazefw3834 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Lol, me literally 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Plestora
      @Plestora 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      And I took that personally. Legit half my truck is anime stickers

    • @evoklax
      @evoklax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Plestora and I took that personally ;)

    • @evoklax
      @evoklax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@kazefw3834 damn, I wish I had a love for polygons like you guys ( this is a joke)

    • @magicmanv2658
      @magicmanv2658 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You forgot the shrine in the back or passenger seat, its a staple

  • @cannedbeans8689
    @cannedbeans8689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1073

    The "Car Gurl"
    -Owns either a Miata NA or a 350z
    -Goes with some quirky vibrant color like pink
    -Records herself shifting
    -Probably sent her car to a workshop

    • @kyledonnington4957
      @kyledonnington4957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      waz jus gonna post that lool

    • @caroncomp
      @caroncomp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      addition:
      - Probably did a Money Shift before

    • @septanos
      @septanos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      uses tik tok religiously

    • @HunterLvyiXIII
      @HunterLvyiXIII 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@caroncomp what's a money shift?

    • @AGentleTree
      @AGentleTree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      don't forget the heart-shaped steering wheel

  • @BonanzaPilot
    @BonanzaPilot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I'm honored you even labelled Tesla owners as a "car guy"

  • @_Umbrael_
    @_Umbrael_ 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    2:17
    As a rotary car girl, I can confirm that this is exactly what is going through my head 24/7.

    • @Sten05
      @Sten05 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      As a mechanic all I thing about is the brap

  • @MikeOxlong-wl5tk
    @MikeOxlong-wl5tk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    bladed speedrunning this shit

    • @septanos
      @septanos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      speedruning any% wr (listing all car guys) 10:49.28

    • @TM42
      @TM42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right? I don't think I heard him take a breath at all!

    • @frostymaster615
      @frostymaster615 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice username i use it too xd

  • @jamesbrenan33
    @jamesbrenan33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    3 Ideas for car guys:
    -JDM Fanboy
    -Lifted truck people
    -Muscle Maniac

    • @ricemastergaming
      @ricemastergaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      bosozoku boi

    • @rep100Luxio
      @rep100Luxio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And Drift morons

    • @moisesezequielgutierrez
      @moisesezequielgutierrez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Supra Stans
      Chad Lotus Exige/Elise people
      Average RWB Porsche enjoyers

    • @rep100Luxio
      @rep100Luxio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@moisesezequielgutierrez actually theres 2 kinds of RWB owners
      Those who really takes them for what they were built to do and those who had too much money but zero balls to drive them

    • @jamesbrenan33
      @jamesbrenan33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rep100Luxio drifting is amazing

  • @uhmfh
    @uhmfh ปีที่แล้ว +13

    ⬇️“no car” car guy gang

  • @liam9235
    @liam9235 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The clout buyer hits hard man. The 1st Gen NSX is my dream car and I would actually know how to take care of it. It makes me sick that I may never be able to get one. Unless I win the lottery, which, yeah right. That abandoned NSX makes me truly sad

  • @eckmann88
    @eckmann88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    Let’s get one of these for us truck guys! The Brodozer: The 8-inch lift on stock street tires. The Blue Collar: Actually uses the truck for what it’s made for.
    The Good Guy: Helps all his friends move because he knows that’s what he signed up for when he bought one of these.
    The Dinosaur: His 90s Ford Ranger will still be running long after we’ve all passed on.
    The Carolina Squat: Because running over children is a price you’re willing to pay for your look.
    The Coal Roller: Every time a Tesla is bought, another one of these guys spawns out of the East Texas Bayou.

    • @jamesmoore716
      @jamesmoore716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I’m the dinosaur lol

    • @possibleproblem479
      @possibleproblem479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      what about the douche truck thats sounds like its getting waterboarded with whipped cream and burns more oil and coolant then gas but still manages to make it at least 5 miles from the driveway? the kind that intentionally park vertically and take up 3 parking spots or road rage over anything.

    • @JordanSVT
      @JordanSVT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'm the dinosaur only I have a '96 F-250

    • @nekominorinya2569
      @nekominorinya2569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I like the last one perfect balance xD

    • @soulstalker4624
      @soulstalker4624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Coal roller ftw
      My dad gave me his 4 door Silverado and I've been rolling that monster until it blows up like a Malfunctioning Oil Tanker that crashed on a Petroleum Rig Platform

  • @jeremiahboria4512
    @jeremiahboria4512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1970

    The classic car lad: a young or older person who actually restored a piece of history instead of abandoning it
    Edit: I now am this car lad

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      bonus points for spotting the one who's owned it since it was just an old car.

    • @thetrannyshop5596
      @thetrannyshop5596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Is this the one who gets upset around modded classics?

    • @carsandquads7253
      @carsandquads7253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I restored my 84 gt350 5.0 when I was 19 sold it recently to move out of my parents house but don’t miss it lol

    • @jeremiahboria4512
      @jeremiahboria4512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@thetrannyshop5596 We can add those people too the classic purist who overreacts

    • @kingkongbingbong9889
      @kingkongbingbong9889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I love old cars. Mainly old school muscle cars and supercars

  • @brooksjohnson568
    @brooksjohnson568 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    As a VQ owner, yes, there is nothing worse than a straight piped VQ! Done right, they sound damn good though. Mine has HFCs to X-pipe to 18" resonators to round mufflers ... Sounds soo clean 👌

  • @Gangsta_Playz
    @Gangsta_Playz ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The fact Clout changes to Clown in the chapters is hilarious
    Also 7:13 *laughs in non-Street Legal dream car*

  • @musiciansdreams2541
    @musiciansdreams2541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    Im the type of carguy who doesn't have a car and still appreciate cars of others

    • @Chair_Gaming
      @Chair_Gaming ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I am 15 years old now, but my dream car is Subaru Impreza WRX STI, 2003 year

    • @emme.li3
      @emme.li3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Chair_Gaming my grandma has one lmfao

    • @steviegreenthumb4720
      @steviegreenthumb4720 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@emme.li3 Is it an STI or just a rexxie?

    • @emme.li3
      @emme.li3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@steviegreenthumb4720 it is in fact a STI but it's in bad condition, sadly. Won't do it much longer

    • @steviegreenthumb4720
      @steviegreenthumb4720 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@emme.li3 thats sad but your nan is cool as fuck

  • @juansolis8740
    @juansolis8740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    You forgot that one guy with a "bone stock miata" telling everyone he has a track weapon 😂

    • @IllIlIlllIllIlIl
      @IllIlIlllIllIlIl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      But he does.. 🤷

    • @qua7771
      @qua7771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      They do well on the track.

    • @juansolis8740
      @juansolis8740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@qua7771 I know bro I own one 😂

    • @qua7771
      @qua7771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@juansolis8740 I have a Vette, but have been impressed with how nimble the Miata platform is on a road course, regardless if I am a fan or not. I don't judge.
      I'll agree that those who brag a lot usually can't back it up.

    • @SlitWristMisfit_
      @SlitWristMisfit_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A Miata is a track weapon.
      M iata
      I s
      A lays
      T he
      A nswer

  • @corporalpunishment924
    @corporalpunishment924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You really hit the nail on the head 😂
    I’m constantly running into all these kinds of people in Las Vegas. Have met very few REAL car people here.

  • @jakeseibel6500
    @jakeseibel6500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The rotary entry is 100% accurate, and I'm not sorry lmfao, loved this video

  • @irakumusic3518
    @irakumusic3518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +821

    Stolen joke:
    How to get a Tesla owner mad:
    "Can you rev your engine?"

    • @cloroxbleach1640
      @cloroxbleach1640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@septanos Oh yeah? With what engine?

    • @cloroxbleach1640
      @cloroxbleach1640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@septanos this dude really said "electric engine"

    • @maxverstappennonofficial
      @maxverstappennonofficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      revolutions , means rotations per min.
      So , an electric motor can rotate pretty quick & even more than usual cars.

    • @danielsteger8456
      @danielsteger8456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@septanos they cant. the motor is directly connected to the wheels. they can drive but they cant rev.

    • @dinklebamp
      @dinklebamp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tesla boi here....I find the jokes funny lol

  • @asadkhattak5786
    @asadkhattak5786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Nobody:
    Rep wheels guys putting rep wheels on their 35 dollar RC car

    • @septanos
      @septanos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      “DONNA MAEK MA RADIO CONTROLLERED CAR SHOW REAL SHIZT”

    • @magicmanv2658
      @magicmanv2658 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BuT i BeT mY rC CaN gAp YoUr CaR oN a CoRnEr, I wIn

    • @car-enthusiast3141
      @car-enthusiast3141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      bEt mY rC cAr lAunCheS fAsteR tHaN yOuR *LS SWAPPED* nA mIatA sO iM bEtTer 😂

    • @LandenDenham
      @LandenDenham 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everybody making fun of rc cars until a 12s limitless pulls up next to them

  • @92IsaacYun
    @92IsaacYun หลายเดือนก่อน

    One of the best videos I’ve seen in a long time! You got my suscriptions

  • @DriverTheIntern
    @DriverTheIntern 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    My best friend bought a 3000 GT not knowing how horrible fixing them is, and he asked me what to do. I just told him to let me sell it to a DSM collector who knows how to fix them

  • @septanos
    @septanos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    I’m the early 2000’s guy.
    your points are actually accurate, can’t get enough from neons and gigantic edgy body kits

    • @samuelmoon2766
      @samuelmoon2766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ayo blender doughnut?

    • @septanos
      @septanos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@samuelmoon2766 also yes it’s a donut I made like a year ago

    • @ishanpahwa1179
      @ishanpahwa1179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@septanos did you consume the donut? And if so, how was it? If you don't mind me asking

    • @septanos
      @septanos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ishanpahwa1179 it tasted like air, the inside was literally empty.

    • @rodneyking13haynes9
      @rodneyking13haynes9 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same lol

  • @laurencesnee8362
    @laurencesnee8362 2 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    Holy crap that 'Rotary Guys' explanation is hilarious! BRAP BRAP BRAP. Also part 2 idea: JAAAAAAAG drivers.

    • @AxzoYT
      @AxzoYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      apex seal moment

    • @Ulfsaark
      @Ulfsaark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Rotary guy checking in.. he was spot on

    • @devg0309
      @devg0309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Ulfsaark I have an RX-8, it made me laugh

    • @installshieldwizard3017
      @installshieldwizard3017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      more like: FAAART FAAART FAAAAART

    • @Xehanortlw
      @Xehanortlw 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Better pre mix yo 🤣🤣

  • @rearsightapex
    @rearsightapex 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You nailed it on the Rotaries! 😂

  • @maddogbarfog2492
    @maddogbarfog2492 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This made me chuckle more than I was expecting. Well done.

  • @BadDrummerCarl
    @BadDrummerCarl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Most of these are negative but you should do a 25 mostly positive types of car guy, so like the enthusiast - someone who knows basically everything about their own car. The mechanic - some guy who does all their own work, whether the work is awful or good. Etc etc.

    • @septanos
      @septanos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I am the 2000s guy, and shits accurate af l

    • @nootics
      @nootics 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Shitting on things always gets more views, praising for like 10 minutes would probably be weird, at least to me

    • @D-AVGGamer
      @D-AVGGamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Except the car community is pretty toxic so a negative list is on brand lol

    • @eliwilson3902
      @eliwilson3902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm the guy that loves all types of cars and I obsess over weird obscure cars nobody on the earth cares about. "whoa was that a Daewoo leganza" or "that's a super clean first gen insight who took that good of care of it". I'm more likely to look at some obscure car or nicely modded economy car than a supercar. Don't get me wrong I still like performance cars, but I live in an area where seeing a Corvette or s2000 or even an r8 is super common and I'd rather stand out by having something odd.

    • @JJ-de8hg
      @JJ-de8hg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@eliwilson3902 yea I like all cars too honestly im more interested of the mechanic's of the car and how can I suck more power out of it I believe any car could be fast

  • @caffeinatedbean8281
    @caffeinatedbean8281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    I doubt the Chad waifu enthusiast is one of them

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Next video maybe, I'll also put the Simp Weeb ENthusiast in it too.

    • @septanos
      @septanos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what if the car doesn’t have any body panels

    • @tandy8307
      @tandy8307 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BladedAngel ay that's me!! Senpai noticed me!

  • @therealfluffynolixfoxouwu
    @therealfluffynolixfoxouwu ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:06 When you combine 2 ls engines you get a LS16 😂

  • @asherwatts1376
    @asherwatts1376 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ok, so I like Tesla and want to get one, but not that obsessed lol
    Also great video! Keep it up!

  • @Where_is_Waldo
    @Where_is_Waldo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    "Rotary guys..." hahaha. This one made me laugh the hardest, rotaries are so fuckin' cool - they have unsolvable problems but they're cool.

    • @manmeh4r
      @manmeh4r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Brap

    • @Where_is_Waldo
      @Where_is_Waldo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Robots Can Do BetterHaha, well I guess it would be impossible to comb my beard if I had the wrong color comb. Ah, good points, mostly - you clearly know rotaries much more than an obvious rotary lover such as me who has (you're right) never owned one. Don't know why you're so fuckin' angry though, could have just made the points and been just an educator rather than a dick as well. Once again, good points mostly but doesn't your fuel contain oil which is still necessary to prevent engine wear? I realize that's only one problem so technically you're right, they don't have unsolvable problems, they have AN unsolvable PROBLEM. I certainly hope this doesn't prevent their preservation - once again, they're cool as all hell.
      Also, for your very important information, I always use a black afro pick to comb my beard and this is the first time I've thought about the color.
      P.S. your french isn't very good

    • @exotrinityable
      @exotrinityable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Where_is_Waldo Mofoka wrote a comment that was well written and entertaining to read, holy shit.

    • @Where_is_Waldo
      @Where_is_Waldo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@exotrinityable Thank you, mofoka

    • @kaikai312
      @kaikai312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      slightly mediocre statement/opinion followed by great argument followed by excellent counter argument very entertaining 10/10 would read again

  • @paulkettner433
    @paulkettner433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Then there’s me: has an appreciation for most cars and is understanding that it’s an expensive hobby. Only thing I’ll hate on is posers

    • @eliwilson3902
      @eliwilson3902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I hate how car meets have become a thing for clout. Used to be all people like us who would just appreciate anything someone put time into, now it's filled with a bunch of people who know less about their own car than you do.

    • @dougneon9550
      @dougneon9550 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I saw a video of A dude who got a new GTR and said he didn't go to his car meets any more, showed the meet was mostly made up of Ford Fusions (fairly high potential, affordable, sleeper).
      I kinda cringed because it's like: you've spoken to these guys before, they're probably over there theory crafting what they're going to do next with their cars and now here you are, so fast and so alone, probably talking shit about people who let you in with open arms

    • @stormgear896
      @stormgear896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dougneon9550 is that one from the shorts? I saw that too, and most of the comments there have the same sentiments.

    • @OLL_-vx5rs
      @OLL_-vx5rs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here, i only go to look at the cars and talk about, and that kind of people has mostly nothing to do with the car world and have their car only to brag about...

    • @DoktrDub
      @DoktrDub ปีที่แล้ว

      At least there is parts of the hobby that are expensive, anybody can get into it, but an old cheap civic or something, do something with it.

  • @BitUnico5586
    @BitUnico5586 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So good your earned a sub

  • @GokantheHusky
    @GokantheHusky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Honestly as a car guy, I dont care about anybody's opinions. I just love all cars and respect all people's cars at meets. Rep wheels? Looks nice. Real wheels? Also looks nice.

  • @the_monstah6378
    @the_monstah6378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    I’m a younger person, but everyone I know calls me a boomer. Simply because I tend to love older/vintage cars more than anything modern. Typically people are attracted to horsepower, which is why people buy newer sports/super cars. But for me, horsepower or speed isn’t really the most important thing to me. I look for all the things in a car, which is why I’m gravitated more to older cars. Older cars were built to last and the engineers and designers put their hearts and souls into them. Almost all cars nowadays look the same, are boring colors and share engines/90% of their parts with another brand’s. The most modern cars I will really enjoy are late 90’s to early 2000’s JDM/Drift cars. Anything past 2008 really doesn’t speak to me. I’m not dissing modern car guys or the cars they like. I’ve just always liked the older stuff. I grew up liking them and they’ve been a part of me I guess. Idk, let me know if you feel the same. 👌🏻

    • @turbokid4872
      @turbokid4872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      same man

    • @turbokid4872
      @turbokid4872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      old cars are something

    • @jacklatimer5818
      @jacklatimer5818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I feel like this was ripped right out of my thoughts👏👏

    • @RedQuart
      @RedQuart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yea same here!

    • @bryanciesla5528
      @bryanciesla5528 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      OK boomer

  • @Real_MisterSir
    @Real_MisterSir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    German edition:
    Having been at (or even just near) the Nurburgring and immediately putting an NBRing sticker on the back of your 15 year old wagon with chinese aftermarket wheels as the only modification to the car.

    • @ivyny9384
      @ivyny9384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can totally relate xD

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ivyny9384 The power of the 'Ring can compell anyone :D

    • @_cam-
      @_cam- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I want to go to the Nürburgring one day it sounds fun as hell

    • @idfkanymoreman
      @idfkanymoreman 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      French addition: the citroën c15 chad. Lives shit and pisses in his c15, pimps it, probably has an inbred genealogic tree, drifts like a bastard

    • @specialopsdave
      @specialopsdave 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn't that the beauty of the Nurburgring, though?

  • @goronimus304
    @goronimus304 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I appreciate the use of the East City theme from GT2. Best soundtrack in the game besides Moon Over the Castle. Dang, is "pretentious sim racer" a category?

  • @carparkinghoss411
    @carparkinghoss411 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bro forgot the lifted truck guys💀💀💀

  • @manuelseniceros9550
    @manuelseniceros9550 2 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    The 2000s where the best times, and I’m tired of pretending they weren’t

    • @adbc6740
      @adbc6740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      True

    • @pimpovic2
      @pimpovic2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      90s. Technology hadn't taken over everything yet.

    • @josepmckoon948
      @josepmckoon948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No they weren't

    • @isakjohansson7134
      @isakjohansson7134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@pimpovic2 The early 2000s were quite primitive though, no smart phones thankfully

    • @seantaylor2683
      @seantaylor2683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yep, no infotainment, no cylinder deactivation, Garth Brooks, Brooks and Dunn and Alan Jackson on the radio. . . Good times, Gooood times

  • @stefmcquack1934
    @stefmcquack1934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    man this guy literally went so deep on how he hates the “DUI guy”

  • @frankmcnally996
    @frankmcnally996 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I may have just peed my pants laughing so hard at this. This made my day and I thank you

  • @kotax7
    @kotax7 ปีที่แล้ว

    These started sounding personal towards the end 😂 I’m a rotary guy and you were spot on

  • @Wirgah
    @Wirgah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    My neighborhood has this guy with an aston martin who seems to like to just be loud outside my house. In normal circumstances I think it’s pretty cool. But the problem is, he only does it at night, when I’m trying to sleep. And the non car guys (which is basically everyone in the neighborhood) probably doesn’t like him in any circumstance

    • @kevin122759
      @kevin122759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It could be worse. He could have an LS swap with strait pipes.

    • @leantouon4637
      @leantouon4637 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Get a 3000hp gtr and Rev it outside of his house u gone wake up the whole city

    • @chango.-.
      @chango.-. ปีที่แล้ว

      He probably sleeps until 3pm. At 10am just do the same thing when everyone's gone, fight Fire with fire

  • @SirBroccolingtonIII
    @SirBroccolingtonIII 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I'm the one that doesn't even have a license and spends his free time watching car stuff on TH-cam.

    • @Nebulasecura
      @Nebulasecura 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally me.

    • @HunterLvyiXIII
      @HunterLvyiXIII 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The no-car car guy. Hey respect man, you're getting knowledge early, and when you do get a car you'll be able to do some sweet stuff with it

    • @septanos
      @septanos 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I still have wait like 3-4 years until I get a listed, wbu?

    • @SirBroccolingtonIII
      @SirBroccolingtonIII 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@septanos Technically, I'll be eligible in a little less than a year to get a Learner's License, but I'll have to wait till I'm 18 to get a proper Driver's License.

    • @nootics
      @nootics 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wonder if there's other "no car non car guys" watching these, getting interested in cars

  • @sheldoncooper8199
    @sheldoncooper8199 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thats the most perfect imitation of a Rotary Engine ive EVER heard Speechless

  • @CPM_player.1706
    @CPM_player.1706 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this video, it made me laugh so damn loud😭😂, especially the straight pipe part bc how true that is in my area

  • @lucasrichardson3434
    @lucasrichardson3434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I am 14 years old and I'm really in to cars. now before you go thinking I'm just some kid and I don't know anything, well you're right, but I'm learning how to be an honorable car enthusiast through your channel, wanted to say thank you :)

    • @inigojeswinjdm4577
      @inigojeswinjdm4577 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      im 16 and im on the same boat my guy😁

    • @lucasrichardson3434
      @lucasrichardson3434 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That's awesome! What got you into cars?

  • @febinfrancis4633
    @febinfrancis4633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The poor boy(me)
    - knows tons about cars but hasn't owned or even driven one
    - thinks he'll grow up to be the next f1 champion
    - probably has watched either Initial D and/or Fast and Furious
    - Either JDM or Muscle fanboi

    • @mackwhite374
      @mackwhite374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dont worry buddy im suffering with you.

    • @alran2464
      @alran2464 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me too buddy, still working up to get my first girl

    • @supra3229
      @supra3229 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      me and you are the same

    • @keponen8142
      @keponen8142 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      just work 3 months at a mcdonalds and buy a new edge mustang, being a car guy in NA is ez mode

    • @g.o.n.c.a.a.s.5090
      @g.o.n.c.a.a.s.5090 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We are all suffering together

  • @axxaurelian89
    @axxaurelian89 หลายเดือนก่อน

    you got my like sir :) so funny !

  • @phatjesus5968
    @phatjesus5968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “I’ll take you to Gapplebee’s” comment was fucking hilarious 😂

  • @jimquinn6684
    @jimquinn6684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    its really touching to see an old holden commodore being put into the same catagory as some of the legends from yester-year. sure, it wouldve been a better to see an old monaro or torana, but im just glad aussie history is appreciated in the classics world :)

  • @mr.sandman5456
    @mr.sandman5456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Him mentioning the Holden Commodore genuinely caught me off guard lmao

    • @kaikai312
      @kaikai312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      american problems

  • @poison4239
    @poison4239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the 'party and drinking' guy example was so personal

  • @ACatUwU
    @ACatUwU 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    this is literally my second video i have watched from you and my dreams have already been crushed because by the time i have a drivers license the car I want wont exist anymore. atleast I know at this point.

  • @NorthDakotaCarGuy
    @NorthDakotaCarGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    2:18 Being a rotary guy and owner this is 100% accurate!!

    • @thenitropower
      @thenitropower 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same lol

    • @xpossed
      @xpossed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i thought you are North Dakota car guy

    • @manwithlongdong
      @manwithlongdong 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xpossed bruh

    • @subifudriftkings
      @subifudriftkings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @North Dakota Car Guy I’ve about lost my shit. But it’s true. We rotary guys just talk about rotarys and asking people if they know how the rotary work, if they’re interested or not, where gonna explain it to them again.

    • @NorthDakotaCarGuy
      @NorthDakotaCarGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@subifudriftkings why is that so true 🤣

  • @bluesnowfox361
    @bluesnowfox361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Hi, I fit several parts of the clout-buyer segment. Here is my defense on the matter: I bought a 3000GT rotting in a yard for $750. It's an SL, not a VR4. I never liked them growing up, I just thought it drove nicely when I got it running and decided to make it outlive me. While I didn't know how to work on cars when I bought it, it became a platform for me to learn from while I spent thousands restoring it despite it's poor appearance and 230,000+ mile life. Finally, it's a daily-driver so 3 years into the restoration it at least looks like I didn't bite off more than I could chew. (I know a statement like this wasn't asked for, but honestly that segment stressed me out so much I had to tell myself I'm not that person)

    • @formerdumbkid
      @formerdumbkid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      youre chillin though cause you put in the effort to learn and made it a real thing for yourself

    • @DavidS-mi8nh
      @DavidS-mi8nh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      that's not really clout buying

    • @thegreat13ifarmu75
      @thegreat13ifarmu75 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nah man u should not feel bad. like i dont even have a car yet and i know iam a car guys. iam 19yr old my dad is chronically sick. my contract from work didnt get extended so i need to find a new job again etc,etc... i cant get a loan until i get an extended contract. so i drive my dads car. I dont know how to work on a car. i know how to work on a scooter and thats a begin. Look we all fitted somewhere in this list at sometimes. the midlife crisis guy wasnt always a midlife crisis guy. like u felt like u would fit into clout buyer and maybe you WHERE but now u actually are a car guy who treats and cares for the car. being a car guy doesnt mean 'go fast , make cars go faster or track times' iam a car guy and my dream would be a Classic blue white walls Cadi. or a Firebird. keep it 100% stock. thats even harder than upgrading it imo. Car guy means being someone who loves cars. racers,classics,.... basically everyone who treats a car with love dont matter how u drive with it (when ur not crashing it every 5weeks) drifting,racing or even cruising with a supercar doing some pulls on a highway at night is fine. everyone can be a carguy if u have an intrest for cars and restoring/repairing/etc them. love to ya man. there will always be dickheads in the car community but thats everywhere the same piece of cake :/ also Simracers who build cars like example me. i make a regulair r32 into a race car that can keep it with GR.3 cars in gran turismo 7. i put HOURS into that r32 to get it perfect and people asked me the tune but i aint giving them. i gave em a base tune but not my tune. like ur moddifying differential,gearbox,downforce,height,tire width,car weight,... I dont have money to do it IRL so i try to do it in a realistic game.

    • @ZainAhmed-ns2di
      @ZainAhmed-ns2di ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thegreat13ifarmu75 damn, sorry about ur dad, I hope things get better for you man

  • @abluna1098
    @abluna1098 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    love your videos hahaha lol

  • @LeedleLooder
    @LeedleLooder ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro I gotta hear the personal vendetta against 16. Non-Car Guy Who Thins He’s Hard 😂 you’ve covered this many times and I wanna hear the story!

  • @jakecampbell4208
    @jakecampbell4208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    As a devout member in the church of rotary, I whole-heartedly agree with your entry with one small issue; you forgot to "brapbrapbrapbrap vrrrrRRRRR STUTUTU"

  • @georgepapo
    @georgepapo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    You saved me from overspending time watching old Ace Combat memes again, perfect timing for me!

    • @evoklax
      @evoklax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn, I remember playing “oops I killed the former president” games

    • @septanos
      @septanos 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      overused tango line soundtracks

    • @evoklax
      @evoklax 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@septanos lol

  • @mrbo4576
    @mrbo4576 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fascinating

  • @LumberSLAM
    @LumberSLAM ปีที่แล้ว

    You went all in on the DUI car guy, like no mercy.
    Do it again.

  • @Saikousoku
    @Saikousoku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    As a rotary guy I can confirm

  • @lollieollie69
    @lollieollie69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    the tiktok car kid: they don’t actually have a car but insult every build they see, even if it’s only slightly off
    the good car kid: loves cars, plays racing games, goes karting and begs their parents to bring them to a car meet

    • @brxckie_
      @brxckie_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The 12 year old “car kid”: only likes Supra’s and thinks that a stock one has more than 1200 horsepower straight out of the factory.

    • @manmeh4r
      @manmeh4r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@brxckie_ GTA car kid: shouts "zentorno " when he sees a lambo

    • @brxckie_
      @brxckie_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@manmeh4r fax

  • @Navoii.
    @Navoii. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    8:03 Senko car let’s go
    After 7 months and it's still the best part of this video :pray:

  • @kakyoin3856
    @kakyoin3856 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    ugh, thank you. now I know how to annoy tthose rotary types)))
    *blap* and *ptuff* :D
    6:51 idk how others experienced this feeling of owning that specific model. it was a mitsubishi 3000gt in my case, but now grown up I just hate those people abondon those old collectibles it is already bothersome enough, but with the decrease in numbers *that car wont get a better possition with that!*

  • @diablosixshooter5627
    @diablosixshooter5627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    😂 love the aggression and truth behind this video. Just subbed 👍🏼

  • @1999colebug
    @1999colebug 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    26. The mechanic. Someone who has a normal car and fixes everything. Adds some mods for functionality and comfort.
    27. The outdoorsman. Mods it to go off road. That's it.

  • @dylanrodriguez5855
    @dylanrodriguez5855 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As a rotary fan, that's really funny brap😂

  • @imdualwield2377
    @imdualwield2377 ปีที่แล้ว

    The rotary one hit 😂😂😂 funny as hell I wish my RX8 did brap brap brap

  • @arthurmonbaron
    @arthurmonbaron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    5:33 now that’s some strong drink and drive prevention

  • @tigerxra8515
    @tigerxra8515 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Grocery getter guru: that guy which has some mad knowledge about cars, mods, might have degree in engineering, but he's too broke to have a performance car.
    Basically, me, xD

    • @patrikjansen7831
      @patrikjansen7831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So you don't know if you got a engineering degree?

    • @initiald975
      @initiald975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And me too

    • @Where_is_Waldo
      @Where_is_Waldo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey that's like a smarter version of me.

    • @qua7771
      @qua7771 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was there, but couldn't take it anymore. Went to auction looking for a cheap LS1 camaro, but got a Vette.
      I'd say its a matter of time with these guys before they pull the trigger.

    • @tigerxra8515
      @tigerxra8515 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@qua7771 Well, that's goes without saying. Right now I'm broke-a$$ student. But I'm planning to have one a daily-drive car and another car for "fun drive". I still don't know what kind of car it will be - some kind of not too expensive performance car, or a sleeper. It will depend on my income.

  • @jdj4708
    @jdj4708 ปีที่แล้ว

    When he mentioned the Holden Commodore, I just went numb because I own a VL and I think he is the first American to mention Holden, Thank You!!!!!

  • @NOLLIEBIGSPIN98
    @NOLLIEBIGSPIN98 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bro you are freaking hilarious

  • @user-mx1fq6qm6i
    @user-mx1fq6qm6i 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I already love these speedruns

  • @NeededGR13F
    @NeededGR13F 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    How about the "I'mma enter the highway going 30mph" guy?

    • @tigerxra8515
      @tigerxra8515 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh yea, so annoying.

    • @patrikjansen7831
      @patrikjansen7831 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I really don't know how this can happen. When I was at driving school we got taught that as long as we don't go about 60 mph in the acceleration lane we should go flat out.

    • @NeededGR13F
      @NeededGR13F 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@patrikjansen7831 well yeah, but they also teach ppl that they shouldn't drive drunk or text on the highway. Some people just don't want to listen.

    • @patrikjansen7831
      @patrikjansen7831 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NeededGR13F they almost got no sense of speed at all. I was driving on an unrestricted section of the autobahn going around 110 and a guy Infront of me just changed into the left lane so that I had to do an emergency brake and nearly got rear ended myself from the car behind.

    • @bread-gz3rl
      @bread-gz3rl ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I watched someone in a F350 just start pushing one of those idiots and kept going until they where doing 140kmh

  • @bluchizz
    @bluchizz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    OK am loving this guy 😂😂😂swap

  • @DMM00
    @DMM00 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ever since I was little my dad has always been working on a 69 camero that looks original but it was built completely from aftermarket parts and has a cts-v engine in it. It got done this year and I’m afraid to go near it in case something happens

  • @wizmez5316
    @wizmez5316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love how bladed still makes bomb vids and still has dope ideas

  • @nukesdabomb5704
    @nukesdabomb5704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Put in "The minimalist modder"
    A person who does basic mods like exhaust, badging or a wing with a stock car and constantly say "Ohh my next mod is a turbo or cold air intake

    • @jdruin1
      @jdruin1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t know if I am feeling attacked here or not. I seemed like this one while putting back money to get it done. For like 3 years I would have been this guy, but now the engine, transmission, and brakes are being built.

    • @nukesdabomb5704
      @nukesdabomb5704 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jdruin1 Its kinda me right now, I have a custom exhaust but the rest of the car is stock. Im indecisive about what to get next and what I can get away with legally

    • @Pheatan
      @Pheatan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me at the moment, my mx5 is the only car i have right now, plus its a 1.6 so its not worth the money to do bolt ons to.
      Because of this i have a forged 1.8 in my bedroom waiting for the money for a turbo manifold, trans and diff to handle the eventual power.

  • @reelnate
    @reelnate ปีที่แล้ว

    my dad bought a 3000gt vr4 in 94 and it broke down in 2008 and was abandoned because of financial issues. 14 years later my dad and i are now working on restoring it and getting it back on the road. been working on it since february and have made great progress.

  • @MrSam2497
    @MrSam2497 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Everyone: Noooo you can't mock us like that
    Rotary guys: yes

  • @bobettathethird1496
    @bobettathethird1496 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Let’s go you know it’s a good day when bladed uploads

  • @gianmiguelpena3507
    @gianmiguelpena3507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:32 Gta San Andreas cars be like:

  • @fate7944
    @fate7944 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I appreciate your apology on behalf of your generation as there is a massive amount of beautiful machines that we will never see

  • @Greedydubz
    @Greedydubz 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You should do a video abt some good jdm cars becoming legal in the USA the next 1-3 years they becoming kinda affordable I just picked up a JZX

  • @ProxerLG
    @ProxerLG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love the car. you inspired me to join the car community and now Im sudying so Ican become an good mechanic.keep up the good work

  • @justalpha9138
    @justalpha9138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    No cap, one of the Uber drivers I had not too long ago as I was going to the airport was a drag racer that has been doing it since 1969. It was an awesome experience and he had the photo of his drag car and his team to prove it. :)

  • @vergilwhisker
    @vergilwhisker 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Damn, perfect description of rotary guys.

  • @stormjett2608
    @stormjett2608 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    @8:44 I've met the owner of that Vette. Really, really cool guy! Super humble too!

  • @W.13th
    @W.13th 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Brutal honesty. Hate it or love it, he's trying to HELP you

  • @Ob1tuber
    @Ob1tuber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The Race Fan: recreates an entire livery on a car that doesn’t even have the livery, yet it somehow looks good

  • @iamgoodboy1122
    @iamgoodboy1122 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The "brap brap brap brap brap brap brap brap pop pop bang brap brap brap" got me

  • @dereknicol5284
    @dereknicol5284 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Surprised to see Santa Pod Raceway in the UK. I live 9 miles from it. Cool history, its a B17 airbase runway from WWII.

  • @day8799
    @day8799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The Querky Car guy: Likes wierd cars and enjoys the smaller querkier side of cars, often wierd but interesting of a person.

    • @caffeinatedbean8281
      @caffeinatedbean8281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like Doug demuro lmao?

    • @day8799
      @day8799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@caffeinatedbean8281 exactly

    • @satsumagt5284
      @satsumagt5284 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like Robert Dunn

    • @day8799
      @day8799 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean look at my name

    • @KilosFoxo
      @KilosFoxo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i love the weird sometimes underpreciated cars because they can be fun to drive

  • @TheDiscoisHere
    @TheDiscoisHere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I’ve got my first vehicle yesterday. I will cherish it to the end.

  • @vaulttechunter8368
    @vaulttechunter8368 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "The right lane doesnt have a theoretical speed"
    *me looking like suprised pikachu when i am being pulled over doing 15 over in left lane*

  • @aburrazzaaqabdullah4403
    @aburrazzaaqabdullah4403 ปีที่แล้ว

    As salaam alakum this video is hilarious