Got here from my sister. Sitting here crying laughing. Literal tears. Anyone ever told you that you remind them of a considerably more self-aware Sheldon Cooper?
Castiel Mctavish 😂 no, I meant I was watching it alone...I mean, I send the occasional Brandon Farris video to my brother or a friend, but so far I’ve been alone whilst actually watching. I thought it might be taken that way though. 🤷🏻♀️
I'm also an introvert with several issues but hey if a fellow introvert needs a pep talk, do not give up fellow introvert!! *sobs in social awkwardness* ...
@@JojoTheVulture Jeremiah 23:36-40 King James Version 36 And the burden of the Lord shall ye mention no more: for every man's word shall be his burden; for ye have perverted the words of the living God, of the Lord of hosts our God. 37 Thus shalt thou say to the prophet, What hath the Lord answered thee? and, What hath the Lord spoken? 38 But since ye say, The burden of the Lord; therefore thus saith the Lord; Because ye say this word, The burden of the Lord, and I have sent unto you, saying, Ye shall not say, The burden of the Lord; 39 Therefore, behold, I, even I, will utterly forget you, and I will forsake you, and the city that I gave you and your fathers, and cast you out of my presence: 40 And I will bring an everlasting reproach upon you, and a perpetual shame, which shall not be forgotten.
When life gives you sugar “take all the sugar in the house and shove it into your pockets so dad doesn’t see but he does when he does laundry and wonders why there’s sUgAr iN TheRe” life lessons with Brandon😊
I translated a recipe for brownies multiple times to different languages and then back to English and this is the results 🤣😂: milk, eggs Put coffee and vanilla in a large bowl. Then add sugar for mixing and stirring. Wash until mixture is smooth. Mix flour, salt and flour, then return the mixture. Add potatoes or chips. Even if you have a spoon, it's time to clean the bottom of the pool without a bag. Squeeze the flour and the flour at the right angles.
No because I knew he'd be that crazy! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣! That's why my husband and I love the Google translate cooks videos! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Still laughing! Getting dizzy from laughing! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I thought I was the only one who talked to their bedroom spiders! Or had bedroom spiders! I also have 4 bathroom spiders and I used to have a kitchen spider but he decided to move out. I miss little Kitchy.
“I know yall watching this with a friend” *me eating my custard and apple crumble with a blanket in my bed* *laughs* * cries while eating this beauty *
New kitchen is so beautiful!! You're doin' big things & starting your year off w a bang!! So awesome!! This video had me laughing so hard I think I woke the neighbors. 🤣 Congratulations on the new place, & for all of your success. Thank you for sharing your life w all of us, your light shines so bright, & I am so happy to have found you. I'm so happy we have all found you.
Yes Brandon, I know you're being funny and are actually an amazing cook, I get it, but for the love of baby Jesus, don't use a metal whisk on a nonstick skillet! I'm screaming at my phone, people are staring....why don't we just leave our cast iron in a sink of water to soak over night?! Descend into chaos together. Lol
The Fahrenheit oven heats up to 400 degrees per day. Pour 8 inches of glue into the pan, add assorted butter and flour. Put the cake, batter, and correction in a large bowl. To make the mixture sandy, mix 1/4 teaspoon at a time with an electric mixer on low speed. Add a pinch of sugar until the spa looks like fine sand. Beat eggs once. Add the vanilla to my milk and mix over medium heat. Overpayment. Fry in a pan until the pint is centered, then cook for 30 to 35 minutes. Cake Internet Cake 5 minutes. Mold and my mood. Hazelnut butter ice cream.
This is like when you were a kid explaining to your parents how you made a “potion”.
Clumsy space Queen yeah lol
lol
Thanks for all the likes!
My little sister (shes 4) does that ALL THE TIMEE
Colorless Studios me and my brother would do that when we were younger.
Got here from my sister. Sitting here crying laughing. Literal tears. Anyone ever told you that you remind them of a considerably more self-aware Sheldon Cooper?
That works I was gonna say he was a good person.
ITS NOT JUST ME! He literally even sounds like Sheldon Lmao
@@bladepepper2029 He does. Funnily enough it's just this video, he hasn't really reminded me of Sheldon in any others.
bruh, 666 likes
nobody playing around when google starts speaking enchantment table.
Wait am I the *first?*
@@average_rainworld_enjoyer yep
@@RebrandedTote *yay*
@@average_rainworld_enjoyer 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@@yagirlseaa *I'm a FAN*
“I know you’re watching this with a friend.”
*looks around*
Where?
Lizanne Glasgow I’ll be your friend🤷🏼♀️
Castiel Mctavish 😂 no, I meant I was watching it alone...I mean, I send the occasional Brandon Farris video to my brother or a friend, but so far I’ve been alone whilst actually watching. I thought it might be taken that way though. 🤷🏻♀️
Lizanne Glasgow no one will ever appreciate Brandon Farris how we do.
I was watching with my son and he was like, "how did he know!?"
I'm watching with my cat :p
When you’re on a budget:
Boil water without water
I gotta good laugh out of that one.
Well i always freeze some for bad times.
😂😂
when you're so poor you can't afford water.
This comment got me good
Brandon: I know you’re watching this with a friend
Me: *Ahah bold of you to assume I have friends Brandon*
@Grace Taylor Oop- also hi :)
*bold*
Lol same
You dare you expose me
Saaaame.
(200th like btw.)
To be fair, you didn’t give crafty Kristy any wood to make the frame...
Keira Runyan trueeeeee
😂
That's a fair point
Imaginary wood
Ture
"I know you're watching this with a friend"
Me: a friend...
Adri Ano wait, what is that?
Satan
-I said longingly,
As My Tears Fell, I closed My eyes, And Wished The same wish I have Asked for the Past 10 Years.....
me: so how are doing demon under my bed
I'll be your friend =)
Ever since I started watching your videos I've always told my cakes that they are going to do great before putting them in the oven
Brandon : I know you’re watching this with a friend
Me : *sitting in bed eating toast at 2am* Satan..?
Yes?
@@kdevilbaby1764 I love you
@@MICRO.p I love you too kiddo
Me at the table eating noodles at 22:00 😂👌
Sorry I can't like the comment it's at 69 likes, uh whatever
"Stir the mixture before it disappears overnight"
The bowl of randomness at nigh: Imma head out
Or is it the bowl of underachievers
t
"In a saucepan"
He's holding a fry pan, then gets a soup pot.
You want to get that medium-sized looking pot my dude.
“I know you’re watching this with a friend” me in the bathroom: i hope not
Here on the porcelain throne with you buddy. Time to wipe.
The toilet is your friend when you're black-out drunk, so perhaps it has some merit...? Unless you don't drink....
Aurora Oltjenbruns yes, the toilet has saved me many times when I got a lil drunk 👉👈
Same here, JESUS
Literally same
"Brandon Brandon?"
*"Yes Papa?"*
"Eating sugar?"
*"No papa, I am just pouring it on the counter."*
Yes. You are the cure of my depression
So much yes
I love this😆
*hehehehehe* I was the 666th like on this I am proud
and outside
Neighbors: Hey, what do you do for a living?
Him: ....
Yep lol
That would be a “great” conversation
@@ollie_creates_sometimes great is an understatement
yep i agree
Brandon: Well you see. I make huge messes and then dread cleaning it up. *continues to go on*
People next door: *mind* we got another crazy one 👁👄👁
"I know you're watching this with a friend"
Me: turns my head to see a fly on my shoulder
Oh
That is awesome
I am watching with my cat😂😂😂
I’m watching with todoroki **sips boba**
person the person same 😺
I, don't even have a fly for a friend so yea °n°
“I know you’re watching this with a friend”
Me: *looks at both my teddies* “oh hey guys” 🥰
my dyslexic ass didn't read that as "teddies" and I was slightly concerned about why you would greet them
@@sophie2846 oh boy
@@sophie2846 I feel you as i have it too
Oh no I read that as tittles- jeez I neeed to stop learning dirty jokes
@@KL96012well maybe think before you comment :troll:
"let the baking sheet make a wood frame"
*proceeds to give the baking sheet everything except wood*
Placing the flour in the pot then on the stove
Brandon: "That's gonna become something"
Me "Burnt"
"I know you're watching this with a friend"
(*sobs in introvert*)
Well with the virus spreading now... I guess it's a good thing all my friends are online...
@@professionalaccount8012 Can I offer you my friendship in this trying times?
Madam Salt bruh same :(?
Madam Salt same *cries in only-having-two-irl-friends-ish*
I'm also an introvert with several issues but hey if a fellow introvert needs a pep talk, do not give up fellow introvert!! *sobs in social awkwardness* ...
'I know you're watching this with a friend.'
Me: looks behind me and sees a picture of my dead grandmother
Aw , that's actually kinda sad
wholesome
Oop-
-me slowly looking at my abundance of stuffies in my bed with me
@@biemo6112 omg are you a little like me🥺🥺🥺
L 🙂
"I figured my girlfriend and I would christen it"
Oh Brandon, please don't smash a bottle in your new kitchen...
That would be too easy
Brandon: wanna see it at a wide angle?
Me: uh yessss
Brandon: *zooms out 0.00001*
Me: wow😍
[insert clapping] 👏👏👏😂
Wow :0
What a great view
I ugly laughed at this
It looks amazing 😍😍😍
“I know your watching this with a friend.” Me at a party: he knows to much!
Me curled up in my boyfriend's lap like a cat: he really does
Me sitting in a room alone besides my lost under bed cat: does he know something I don’t?
Me and my bf
Do two kitty cats count?
@circled wood Well, somebody had *too*
"Those who burden themselves with it shall be cut" That's not from a 6 year old. That's a quote from the bible
I saw this as soon as that played
@@mb2871 same wtf
@Claire Pringle it's not in the Bible, I'm saying it sounds like something from the Bible
@@JojoTheVulture
Jeremiah 23:36-40 King James Version
36 And the burden of the Lord shall ye mention no more: for every man's word shall be his burden; for ye have perverted the words of the living God, of the Lord of hosts our God.
37 Thus shalt thou say to the prophet, What hath the Lord answered thee? and, What hath the Lord spoken?
38 But since ye say, The burden of the Lord; therefore thus saith the Lord; Because ye say this word, The burden of the Lord, and I have sent unto you, saying, Ye shall not say, The burden of the Lord;
39 Therefore, behold, I, even I, will utterly forget you, and I will forsake you, and the city that I gave you and your fathers, and cast you out of my presence:
40 And I will bring an everlasting reproach upon you, and a perpetual shame, which shall not be forgotten.
i did that once and it started growing black mold
So bring the water to a boil without adding water....died....dead.
*done*
I lost it at that one
When life gives you sugar “take all the sugar in the house and shove it into your pockets so dad doesn’t see but he does when he does laundry and wonders why there’s sUgAr iN TheRe” life lessons with Brandon😊
When life gives you sugar
Brandon: melt it down and Pour it into a cup.
😂😂
Or pour it from the second story window
Hahaha..... Brandon snapping the belt... “where are those egg whites?”
That was my favorite part, lol! 🤣
whooping with a BLACK belt 🤣
Read this at EXACTLY the same time he did it in the movie.
Me being Mexican had flashbacks
Rebeccah Herdener movie?!?
I translated a recipe for brownies multiple times to different languages and then back to English and this is the results 🤣😂: milk, eggs Put coffee and vanilla in a large bowl. Then add sugar for mixing and stirring. Wash until mixture is smooth. Mix flour, salt and flour, then return the mixture. Add potatoes or chips. Even if you have a spoon, it's time to clean the bottom of the pool without a bag. Squeeze the flour and the flour at the right angles.
Family: cooking isnt that hard, just fallow the instructions
The instructions: 4:55
Omg 😂😂 this had me dead💀😂
"You know you're dizzy when you almost fall over..."
-Brandon Farris
2020
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought that was hilarious
Smirkyyy I am so disappointed that this is one of the only comments referencing that part :(
I fall over everytime I sit up too fast
“I know you’re watching this with a friend”
Laughs in quarantine
Laughs in Friends? Do you mean the friends that ignore me?
I was watching this with my brother tho
*the house demon* : And I thought we were friends
The first time watching this I was this 2 peeps lol
I watch his videos with my mother
"My girlfriend and I decided to Christen it. No, not like that!"
I guess you knew I would be watching.
If by friend you mean cat then yes.
Emily Miller I had the same reaction....just me and my cats watching ha
Honestly same tho
🤣
What is beside your name ?
@@inq_9294 My membership badge! 😊 It's only $1.99 a month. I think he also has a Patreon but I can't really afford that. 😏
Him: I know you’re watching this with a friend.
Me: Looks behind me
Potato bag: Pikachu
Nice 69 likes
“Both of y’all need Jesus”
My cat: 😦
That's me and my dog.
Me and the demon under my bed: 😦
@@zaeyact this is my favorite reply
lol
yay
lol
😄😆😅😄😃😂😉😁😋😶🤗😍😋☺🙂😎🤗😎😎😅😘😘😅😅😅😅😘😘😅😘😅😅😘😅😘😅😘😇😘😇😘😇😘😅😇😘😍😅😏😘😘😇😅🤗😇😘😇😇😇😘😘🤔🤔🎃🎄🎃🎊🎃🎄🎉🎄🎉🎄🎃🎃🎄🎃🎄🎃🎃🐈🐈🐈🐈🐕
Bruh me and my sleep paralysis demon: 😦
Him: you know your dizzy when you start to fall over...
Me: (nodding my head) didn’t know that
Bradon: Aww we didn't use the thick milk
Me: -still trying to figure out what to do with the tick milk-
tick milk... excuse yourself out
You can milk ticks!??
So an engorged tick is just a swollen udder?
@@nobodysseus2905 maybe a fruit fly?
tick milk???????
Brandon: "While whipping the egg whites"
Me: I've never been called an egg before, but I'm down.
What? You egg! * stabs you *
Oh god something just came into my head
*eggs get smashed a lot*
@@ignoreanycommentsoverayear6560 a lot of dirty minded people like me will understand this X3
「 N X B U L A 」 oh hell no
Peridot Lazuli
I A G R E E
Brandon: “ I know you’re watching this with a friend”
Me: * *Alone* *
Also me: * *slowly reaching for my cross* * “Mhm.... 👀”
That was my reaction
I just went "GhOsTiEs??"
😂😂
Ghosts are my friend -_- plus doesn't everybody here have a spirit guardian?
Saaaame
8:56 "Oh, we never used the thick milk, awww." He sounds like a parent talking to their toddler, and I love it.
“Uncooked water”
-Google Translate 2020
Wow I got likes
You don't cook your water before drinking it?
I subscribed to you, because of this lovely comment
"Can I have uhhhhhhhh uncooked water?"
Wow l got likes
-Skyler Brown 2020
@@Jziyuo no no no I don’t cook it... I bake it U-U
Brandon: I know you are watching this with a friend!
Me: * is alone *
Me: ok.
I have no friends 🤣 so if you mean 2 dogs than ok
I wanna like this comment, but it's at 69, so is it ok if I don't press the like button?
Ashebot2704 yeah that’s fine 😂
But.. were u alone..?
Christmas was yes. Yes I was.
“I know you all are watching this with a friend” me in my room alone: 👁👄👁
You hear from behind your blinds : *h e s r I g h t*
Same
2020 memes be like : *“You know you’re dizzy when you almost fall over”*
This made me laugh and I can't tell if it's because it's 2 am or because it's funny
4:23
@@queer-ios3155 same, but it's only 11:30 pm😂😂
@@emilyesnyman 11:10 pm for me
I read it when it happened XD
It's weird that he doesn't directly see to the camera, it's like he is watching something at my back...my paralysis demon?
YES ! THANKYOU!
He's looking at the view finder.
I was looking for this comment!
Something bit me on the back of the neck and now everything smells like burned paper and wet dog.
Eww
Brandon gives ants to his downstairs neighbors by pouring sugar out the window!!😂😂😂😂 They are not gonna like you!!
Rip neighbors 😢
“I know you’re watching this with a friend”
me looking over to the dark floating voids of nothingness: 𝒾𝓃𝒹𝑒𝑒𝒹
"I know your watching this with a friend"
Me at 12am not getting sleep: 👀
I got this feelin, somebody’s watching me
Heh those are rookie numbers
Brandon: I know yall are watching this with a friend
Me: what friends
Same!
I feel you 💯
🙋♀️
Yup.
Same lol
Was anybody else waiting for him to take out the ribbon before he actually put it in the oven? 😂😂
No because I knew he'd be that crazy! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣! That's why my husband and I love the Google translate cooks videos! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Still laughing! Getting dizzy from laughing! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Any of us long-time Dooders already knew that wasn't gonna happen. 🔖
Yeah he cooked a child once (doll) doubt he cares about the ribbon lol 😂
I've been a Dooder for about 4 months now 😂 I haven't seen the one where he cooked a doll! 🤣 Which one is that? 🤣
@@DreadfulxIves18 it's an older one but it's Google translate makes cookies
my sense of humor is ruined but I'm not complaining.
yeah my brain is broken its okay
welcome to the latest episode of "Brandon makes a mess"
Accurate
🤣favorite coment
@@leelatibb1026
Comment*
@@letmeramble ty
@@leelatibb1026
*np :D*
“i know your watching this with a friend” cute of u to think i have friends
“I know you’re watching this with a friend”
Me in my room with the lights off: 👁👄👁
*HE KNOWS TO MUCH*
Brandon: get all the sugar in the house and put it in your pocket so dad doesn’t see
Me: *johnny Johnny yes papa flashbacks*
Gold
I'm alone and when he said "I know your watching with a friend" i told the spider in my room to come watch with me
I thought I was the only one who talked to their bedroom spiders! Or had bedroom spiders! I also have 4 bathroom spiders and I used to have a kitchen spider but he decided to move out. I miss little Kitchy.
I have no life. Or friends. My spiders are my friends.
Yeh Spiders make good friends
"how much can you hear.. down there, i.. don't wanna know"
lmfao 🤣
dude, his craziness is literally me whenever I'm alone lol
"I know y'all are watchin this with a friend"
me: *crying* "AND WHO WOULD THAT BE!?"
That killed me lol
"What do I do with the bowl of underachievers?"
😂😂😂
Jessica Benner am I in that bowl? 😅
me to all of my friends jkjk
I love how on the beginning he just wasn’t looking at the camera 😂😂😂😂😂
“I know yall watching this with a friend”
*me eating my custard and apple crumble with a blanket in my bed*
*laughs*
* cries while eating this beauty *
This guy is HowToBasic but he shows face.
bli1tz and less Australian
I watch these videos while eating.
ITS A HIGH HONOR.
"I know you're watching this with a friend."
Me: *laying in bed at **12:00** at night by myself*
Satan is with you
Thats me right now im alone in my room at 12:30
Same
Love the new kitchen and the new angles...can't wait to see all the future episodes happening in there.
Brandon: Y'all need Jesus, I know you are watching this with a friend.
Me in my bed at 5:21 AM: ...I DAMN HOPE NOT.
I've only seen one of these and i didn't think you would have a girlfriend. My gaydar is completely off.
Don't worry, I too was surprised
i think brandon is non-binary but idk i was surprised too
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Google: ADD SUGAR
And when you're done adding sugar,
POUR MORE SUGAR
“both of you - i know you’re watching this with a friend”
me sat here alone with orange juice 👁👄👁
*with a friend
You know you're dizzy when you almost fall over. *Pause*
Google: add flour
(Learning over pan) “may I?”
When you ask Google translator for directions, you will do everything rather than actually make something
Me: *shoves chocolate in mouth*
Brandon: I know your watching this with your friends.
Me: ;-; chocolate is my friend
duhstyroses same but with takis
“I know y’all watching this with a friend.”
Me- a what now?
brandon: i know your watching with a freind
*me being home alone*: i.. um.. satan?
Me and the three demons in my room: I guess I'm watching this with friends?
@LunaWolfiePaw 100 percent
@LunaWolfiePaw I have 3 demons in my room alone... 7 in the upstairs 6 in the downstairs and 2 in the backyard
@LunaWolfiePaw thx I subbed back
“What do I do with this bowl of under achievers” 😂😂
The friend I'm watching with is my dog and he sat on my head to look out the window. He's a full grown husky.
Him: *outside pouring sugar on the ground*
His neighbors: ?👄?
He pulled out a can of shaving cream and my dad wheezed so hard he couldn't breathe 😂 😂😂😂
“You know ur dizzy when u almost fall over”
*looks at camera*
*backs away”
😂😂
His new neighbours : hey what do you do for a living?
Him: well uh-
"Crank that Soulja Boy"
"Savage sack of salvaged supplements"
Say YES to the Taco Bell, man!
Love the new digs Brandon!
brandon: "i know ur watching this with a friend."
my fat self: *stares at the screen slowly eating my 10 pc mcnuggets"
where did the extra nugget come from?
The nuggets are your friends
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣meee
"Thats gonna be a thick thick boi" this man makes my day when I'm down 😆
it kinda sounded like Mickey Mouse
New kitchen is so beautiful!! You're doin' big things & starting your year off w a bang!! So awesome!! This video had me laughing so hard I think I woke the neighbors. 🤣 Congratulations on the new place, & for all of your success. Thank you for sharing your life w all of us, your light shines so bright, & I am so happy to have found you. I'm so happy we have all found you.
You didn’t even look at the camera😂🤦♀️
Ikr
"I know you're watching this with a friend"
Bold of you to assume I have a friend.
“I know you’re watching this with a friend”
*laughs in corona*
"I'll be back in a bit" sees the microwave clock and it's been a minute lol
Puffles and Ray Ray is probably my single favourite thing on the internet. It never doesn’t make me cackle 😂
Look at me in the eyes when you’re talking to me got dammit
Yes Brandon, I know you're being funny and are actually an amazing cook, I get it, but for the love of baby Jesus, don't use a metal whisk on a nonstick skillet! I'm screaming at my phone, people are staring....why don't we just leave our cast iron in a sink of water to soak over night?! Descend into chaos together. Lol
You're right! But if it was a cast iron skillet it would've been okay. 👍
@@ellenjackson1820 Absolutely! Let's do that next time and I won't seem crazy to passers by. Lol
@@rmr1279b 🤣🤣
I'm also screaming!
Right?Lord have mercy! 🤦🏻♀️ His Mama raised him better than that..
The Fahrenheit oven heats up to 400 degrees per day. Pour 8 inches of glue into the pan, add assorted butter and flour. Put the cake, batter, and correction in a large bowl.
To make the mixture sandy, mix 1/4 teaspoon at a time with an electric mixer on low speed. Add a pinch of sugar until the spa looks like fine sand. Beat eggs once. Add the vanilla to my milk and mix over medium heat. Overpayment.
Fry in a pan until the pint is centered, then cook for 30 to 35 minutes. Cake Internet Cake 5 minutes.
Mold and my mood. Hazelnut butter ice cream.
“I know you’re watching this with a friend” *looks behind me at my small collection of vintage clown dolls* i knew it
Um ok..... thanks for giving me more nightmares
1) I LOVE that name!
2) I LOVE that picture
3) clowns are scarier than teenagers AND balloons
4) I need that collection so that I can scare everyone
Your friendly neighborhood emo trans male Thanks, I got most of them from antique stores or thrift shops but I bought some on Etsy
@@mb2871 3u373883848l84u8e hejeu3jeuejieii3 is 8a and 8I are
*W H Y* D O Y O U H A V E T H A T
Brandon: I know you watching with a friend
Me:"in a dark room alone"
I love how he always encourages the food before putting it in the oven
*brandon:* "i know you're watching this with a friend"
*me, friendless, looks around suspiciously*
ah, that dang ghost again.
this guy is the messiah of fast comedy