"there is no need for money, they destroy one another, but take another for yourself" . Google clearly give us message to not be greedy and share more to each other. That's too precious to be a joke
*whispers* “Do, you want, a, PiZZa?” *normal voice* “Am I getting shorter?” *little bit frustrated* “Is that a ROacH?!” *normal voice again* “How many slices do you want?” Me: Well dang! One thing at a time BRANDON!” “Is the roach dead? Did ya die of heatstroke?”
Fun fact: you’re wearing a T-shirt with the word Sucio which in Spanish means dirty. After all this and how much you sweated, i reckon it’s pretty accurate
"Am i getting shorter" "Is the a roach" "How many slices do you want" "Is the roach dead" "Did it die of a heat stroke" I ask my self those same questions every day😳👉👈
@@isagrubbe4740 uhhhh- all I did was fix a tiny mistake, and you are saying you hate me for being nice and helping with the tiniest mistake????? Thats messed up and childish
True story decided to make a homemade pizza for me and my kids one day at my parents and found a jar of homemade tomato sauce in the fridge. Thought it was a bit runny but thought hey ho. Made a ham and cheese special sat the kids down and they started eating. Getting giggly. So I took a bite of mine and realised I'd mixed up the bloody Mary mix complete with vodka with the tomato sauce.....the kids asked for the special pizza for ages 🤦🏻♀️
YES!! OH MY GOSH YES!!! XD I LAUGHED SO HARD!!! LOL! He also out it in the dough (three times) and again, but I don't remember what the other thing was? Lol
3:58 the Earth is actually a sphere, but it’s not perfect. There are lumps of mountains, and of course the ocean. It looks smooth in our perspective because of how big it is.
did anyone else notice that he put his elbow in everything. i feel like in every vid he has that one thing he does over and over again. its truly beautifu
Is anyone else completely insanely happy that Brandon Farris exists??? Just Imagine what this lockdown would be like without being able to binge watch this amazing man! WE ARE FOREVER IN YOUR DEBT BRANDON FOR MAKING THIS EASIER FOR US ALL - who else agrees??
First I started watching these because he looks almost exactly like my ex boyfriend (who is a cool dude; we thought it was funny). Now I just watch them all because Brandon is delightful.
Your like my mania, anxiety, and sarcastic commentary when sleep deprived because of my bipolar disorder all rolled into a snarky ginger man. I love it.
Brandon is just a panic attack trying to act like it isnt a panic attack in human form
Omg he isssss 😂
I laughed harder than I should have at this
Omg haha
Nate Conley. I would like this comment but I’m a satanist soooo......👍🏻
That's uncomfortably accurate
I love the way he says “you’re gonna do great” every time he puts something in the oven
Gotta beat the devil out of it.
It’s a goodluck charm 🥲
Yes!
I'm so doin that now lol
YESSSS
"there is no need for money, they destroy one another, but take another for yourself"
.
Google clearly give us message to not be greedy and share more to each other. That's too precious to be a joke
Google is woke
Destiny Scroggs22 eat the money, thats how less value it has.
Ok commie
Destiny Scroggs22 i was joking too-
Ik you probably don’t care but 500th like 😂
“ is pepper supposed to move in the sugar?”
WhAt DoEs YoUr PePpEr DoO HuH?
I don’t think so 😕🥲
Ants, I should know I can relate a lot
Yea i'm pretty sure thats ants
“Drop in the mortgage and the rest of the money.”
The recipe: *with gun* this is a robbery
How do you change the font of the text?
:o
You put *
@@LunaWolf-qr5ut Thank you!
Emma Elizabeth Smicklas yup👍
*lmao*
I saw the colored money and thought: "What country is he in?"
Im dead.
😂🤣😂🤣 state of confusion 👍🏻😊
Same 😂😂😂
So did I. 😂 Then I'm like wait, that looks familiar... 🤦
I think the state is called Monopoly😂
It took me a minute too 😅😅
This made me want pizza. Not THAT pizza but a pizza nonetheless
Same bro. Same 😂✌️
Yep
i have pizza want some
Boneless pizza?
What do you mean THAT pizza?
Im confused
"is there normally pepper that moves inside the sugar"
No Brandon. No
Those are dry food bugs. Lol
’’What can your pepper do?” 😤😤
The bugs have attacked
They are called weebals
I had them in my coco puffs before
Can’t believe he actually goes to the extreme of doing this and tasting it. What a legend.
*whispers* “Do, you want, a, PiZZa?”
*normal voice* “Am I getting shorter?”
*little bit frustrated* “Is that a ROacH?!”
*normal voice again* “How many slices do you want?”
Me: Well dang! One thing at a time BRANDON!”
“Is the roach dead? Did ya die of heatstroke?”
Very funny
Very funny
this is a short attention span-
this is the example of ADHD
or the other disorder i believe ADD
Brandon: *sticks his elbow in almost anything*
his elbow: “yea , I didn’t sign up for this” 😂
TrapStarKaylaaa like most men with their penis.
Not Funny.Try Again.
@@astragato. Explain that to the 400 people who liked the comment, ya buzzkill.
Jumamu I-
Brandon: *sticks his elbow in almost anything*
His elbow: *FEEDING TIME BOYS*
”some of y'all don't season the backs of y’all’s pizzas and it shows”
*flips and destroys it*
"I can fix it"
😂
@@izizwhatiziznt ‘ it’s like a puzzle’
@@izizwhatiziznt I'M GONNA WRECK IT!
Am I the only one who smiled when he made the selfie with the Camera😂
Weirdly wholesome
Noooooooo ;)
I blinked 😩
Nah me to, but i blinked.
Same😂😂
Fun fact: you’re wearing a T-shirt with the word Sucio which in Spanish means dirty.
After all this and how much you sweated, i reckon it’s pretty accurate
Right!!!😂
🤣
Him: "Relax"
Also him: *Stabs the living he'll out of it*
Fr I was dying of laughter😂🤚
I spit out my drink 😂
We love how Brandon sticks his elbow in absolutely everything.
"Am i getting shorter"
"Is the a roach"
"How many slices do you want"
"Is the roach dead"
"Did it die of a heat stroke"
I ask my self those same questions every day😳👉👈
I'd like to ask the last two but usually the cat just eats any bugs that are around.
I like the pfp lol
@@grim__mc thank you lol
@@Nirrrina my dog does that ngl
@Maya Kinney saaaaame...my best friend and crush are like 5'6 and 5'8 and im just stuck at 5'1 and a half😢
"Ive been 'itchin' to make a pizza so we are making it from 'scratch'"
I see what you did there
Oh I missed that one! LOL
I always have to watch multiple times to get all the jokes and every time I laugh a ton.
Time stamp?
@@emilycolmenares6463 its in the description
@@Btheafterparty mute check reply to make me happy!
Honestly, I only do the translations. You actually follow the recipes. I applaud you, sir!
“Turn to a rounded surface”
“Everything has corners”
2:53
As I read this that part of the video played
Is it just me or was his, "supposed to be a grunt," literally adorable.
It reminds me of that episode of we bare bears where panda sneezed and he got super popular online for it.
1:49
@@isagrubbe4740 actually it’s 1:48 lol
It’s one second
I hate you gaming with Kk
@@isagrubbe4740 uhhhh- all I did was fix a tiny mistake, and you are saying you hate me for being nice and helping with the tiniest mistake????? Thats messed up and childish
True story decided to make a homemade pizza for me and my kids one day at my parents and found a jar of homemade tomato sauce in the fridge. Thought it was a bit runny but thought hey ho. Made a ham and cheese special sat the kids down and they started eating. Getting giggly. So I took a bite of mine and realised I'd mixed up the bloody Mary mix complete with vodka with the tomato sauce.....the kids asked for the special pizza for ages 🤦🏻♀️
😂😂😂😂🤣
..... Never make them pasta alla vodka.
😄
Oh noooo
Hahahahaha, whoops!
i feel like an idiot because i smiled when he took the selfie with the camera..
Same only I made a stupid face, lol
XD
Same
We're all in this together
I cracked when he said “you blinked”
"Waiter"Is pepsi ok?
"Costumer"Is monopoli money ok?
Lmao
I realised this is not something you watch late at night with strict parents
It's even better late at night!
@@rose1318believe I wake up to these like 😳😳
That poor Pizza, lol
OMG Ryback
ryry
*”It’s cheaper if we make it ourselves- am I getting shorter?”* -Brandon Farris 😂💀
Me:not getting it
Also me : going to get my mum to ask what it means.
Again me:half way down the stairs still reading it
Me: "short- OMG MY GOD"
@@sarahcarter3236 my mum's not here and I don't get it🤷
Yeah me neither
Recipe: “and the rest of your money”
Brandon *puts in money from monopoly*
Noooooo it's real money
its monopoly
"Wait its all monopoly ?"
"always has been"
@@HakaeRich_69420 yes, -role-player- white crewmate.
“Vladimir you’re everywhere”
-Brandon
Him: it’s not delivery it’s-
Me: DIGIORNOS
HIM: D-made here
Me: ...
Ok I can’t be the only one who laughs so hard watching these I almost pass out 😂
I do too
Trust me you are not the only one 🤣
Nope... No your not. I laugh so hard I can not breathe.
I watched these on the train to school sometimes and almost passed out because I was trying not to die laughing.
Nope. I always almost pass out cause I always seem to be eating something and therefore I choke on it when I laugh 😂
YES GOOGLE TRANSLATE IS THE BEST
5 minute crafts is better
Just last night I was really hoping he'd post a new one! They are my favorite
Jessica Whites 5 minute crafts suck
@@taliaross6731 i agree
Talia Ross smh youve clearly never ruined an item just to make it look good
Pepper... that moves... Call me crazy but, ur eating bugs.
Weavils
"is there normally pepper that moves on its own? inside sugar?" me thinks back to making chocolate souffles i wonder how bugs got in his sugar? XD
😂🤚
Vladimir butter
Brandon: one's going to have more money than the other.
Me: cause Vladimir butter, it's communism so they have equal amounts of money
More like Vladimir putin
@@lornstryker8596 Vladimir put in butter WHERE?
“*eeeeh*.....don’t listen to that it was supposed to be a growl.
*Grunt*
@@peoplearepoison8294 I'm canadian and I thought you were saying eh
Did anyone else notice that he put his elbo in the sause.,. Lol
Yes! I lost it when he didn't that!😂
And the dough 😂
YES!! OH MY GOSH YES!!! XD
I LAUGHED SO HARD!!! LOL!
He also out it in the dough (three times) and again, but I don't remember what the other thing was? Lol
3:37 I LOVE IT!!! XD LOLOL!!!
Yes.
I love how his shirt says sucio which means “Dirty” in Spanish 😂😂
I thought it was hilarious when I saw it. Finally found a comment saying something about it 😂👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
right 🤣🤣🤣
1:47 AWWW THAT WAS THE CUTEST “grunt” EVER
"...I can fix it"
😂😂😂😂
Your smile is just amazing, can’t help but smile when you giggle
Brandon: *tries to open salt*
Also Brandon: *some weird baby noise*
Brandon: don’t listen to that it was supposed to be a *grunt*
I’m laughing so hard
I want to record that and just make a video "Imbrandonfarris saying "eurh" while opening a salt container"
@@3starsburningbright lol you should ✨
-goes to make pizza- "Oh, there's a dead roach...." -continues making pizza- 🤣
"Its not delivery, its de-made here"
-a wise quote from
Brandon
i’ve stumbled upon this in 2024 and i like it as much as i like his current ones, good job brandon
Nobody
British people, “Is that gravy in a jar?!?”
I thought that as well haha
im from aus and i thought it was weird too?
What does your gravy come in?
Molly S we make it 😂
@@mollys4443 like powdered gravy u add to ho water and u stir it/ and microwave it to thicken it
or u mix like pan juices with flour n stuff
I can't wait to go to the spa and have someone stab me with a fork while whispering >. 😍😅😂
I mean if the TH-cam dries up he could fall back on that. 🤣
Careful what you wish for
"smile....you blinked"
yeah probably 😂
Lol I read that right as he said that
Brandon: "How many slices you want?" Me: "H A L F."
3:58 the Earth is actually a sphere, but it’s not perfect. There are lumps of mountains, and of course the ocean. It looks smooth in our perspective because of how big it is.
I LOVE YOUR VIDS SO MUCH! Literally the only thing keeping me entertained during lockdown! ❤❤❤
Same!
Same. He is my go to for a good laugh!
Brandon: am i getting shorter 1 second later is that a roach? Lol i love how he always changes the subject do quickly
Nobody:
Brandon:*LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AND SIDE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AND LOOKS TO THE SIDE*🤣🤣🤣
R/ihadastroke much?
"so enough salt to dry out an entire rainforest?"
Every time i click one of these i remember the "Bay Leaves, she might" joke xD
Litrally died when he said we blinked when taking a selfie
Imagine not being able to spell Literally
Honza Kral imagine telling someone that they can’t spell something when it’s obvious to them they cant
Yess another Google translate video
This is the first time I've seen anyone be so calm when they think they see a roach
"you blinked"
No i actually sneezed
Every time I see your thumbnails I start to laugh so hard! It makes me wonder, “what did he do now-“ 😂
The “pepper” that are moving on their own ARE BUGS
Yeah, I was like - are you sure that's pepper and not ants?
Extra protein!!
They are called weevils. They are tiny bugs that get into flour or sugar that isn’t stored in a closed container.
P R O T E I N
When he took some dough and put it in the other part of the dough and said Robin Hood I couldn’t stop laughing 😂
I love these videos so much always make me laugh
Fancy dogs be like
Want to know how fancy dogs be like?
Then look on 3:33
1:23
"Two heaping cups of a stranger's body ✨butter✨"
Kiyotaka Ishimaru is typing...
Brandon: "the earth is a circle"
Flatearthers: 👁👄👁
I mean... a circle is 2 dimensional?
Chat d'Oeuf he means a Sphere
A circle is flat a sphere is round and according to some sailor quite some time ago (numbers are not my strong suit) the earth is pear shaped
random chicks music just watch some vids from space view
Brandon: starts whisking
Me: that’s not restraint 😂
Dammit it's 11 pm I I keep telling my self one more vid
Why must you post so late...?
Brandon is probably the otherside of the world
Johnboss87 wait late I just woke up lol I stayed up all night
Ha same but I’m adding it to my watch list to watch tomorrow
Brandon is on the other side I just woke up and he just posted so
Damn it’s the afternoon for me
He sounded so much like baba sen when he whispered ”relax”
did anyone else notice that he put his elbow in everything. i feel like in every vid he has that one thing he does over and over again. its truly beautifu
No one:
Not even a single soul:
Me: immediately clicking when Brandon posts a new vid
I actually did blink when he took the photo 😂
“Is that a roach”..... “is the roach dead did you die of heat stroke!” 🤣🤣⚰️⚰️
😀😅😇😍😚🤪🤩😔😃😂🙂🥰😋🤨🥳😟😄🤣🙃😘😛🧐😏😕😁☺️😉😗😝🤓😒🙁😆😊😌😙😜😎😞☹️🥺😡🥶😢🤬😭🤯😤😳😠🥵😱😨😰😥😓🤗🤔🤭🤫🤥😶😐😑😬🙄😯😦😧😮😲🥱😴🤤😪😵🤐🥴🤢🤮🤧😷🤒🤕🤑🤠😈👿👹👺🤡💩👻💀☠️👽👾🤖🎃😺😸😹😻😼😽🙀😿😾🤲🏿👐🏿🙌👏🏿🤝👍👎👊🏿✊🏿🤛🤜🤞🏿✌️👈🤏🏻👌🤘🏿🤟🏾👉🏻👆🏼👇🏿☝🏿✋🏼🤚🏼🖐🖖🏾👋🤙🏿🤚🏼🖐🖖🏾👋🤙🏿💪🦾🖕🏿✍🏼🙏🦶🏾🦿🦵🏽💄💋👄🦷👅👂🦻🏻👃👣👁👀🧠🗣👤👥👶🏼
this man deserves more subscribers. he's so weird and I love him so much
I love it when he laughs in the middle of his joke
"With *restraint* br *giggle* andon"
Is anyone else completely insanely happy that Brandon Farris exists??? Just Imagine what this lockdown would be like without being able to binge watch this amazing man! WE ARE FOREVER IN YOUR DEBT BRANDON FOR MAKING THIS EASIER FOR US ALL - who else agrees??
Oh my goodness!!!! Do you know me?!?!
I mean, he’s pretty cool. Sure. I’m a secret admirer. Don’t tell him.
Brandon simultaneously cures my depression and exacerbates my anxiety XD
When it said to beat the dough I kind of expected him to start hitting the dough 😂
1:49 "Don't listen to that" **most replayed**
I love how he puts his elbow in the things he makes!!😂🤣😂🤣
"lets take a selfie! you blinked..." brandon farris 2020
When I’m sad or stressed I just Watch this guy and he makes my day
"ones going to have more money than the other"
"Isn't that life though"
He still had to pay for the pizza
Recipe: put in the rest of the money.
Also recipe: there’s no need for money
**B E E P**
Brandon: Yes?
**B E E P**
Brandon: Hi! :D
"Drop in the mortgage and the rest of the money"
Is google actually trying to rob him
H-how did he k-know that I still have my shoes on...... 0:13😨
This is how I make pizza normally
This whole playlist is amazing!!! I haven’t been able to breath the entire time, and my family is confused.
OoOoOh No BrAnDoN tHe EaRtH iS a SpHeRe It DoEsN’t CoUnT
First I started watching these because he looks almost exactly like my ex boyfriend (who is a cool dude; we thought it was funny).
Now I just watch them all because Brandon is delightful.
Brandon: the earth is a circle
Me: Actually, it's a sphere
Spheres are just circles with topography
I just watch these over and over and they are still just as funny as the first time lol.
Am I the only one who smiles when he says we will take a selfie. I bet I blink everytime too lol.
I know this is gonna be so funny! 😂
Is it just me or is that monopoly money in the bowl...2:36
*Whispers* do you want pizza? It’s not delivery it’s d- made here
Your like my mania, anxiety, and sarcastic commentary when sleep deprived because of my bipolar disorder all rolled into a snarky ginger man. I love it.
The fact that in his wallet is Monopoly money