Thewhiplash1231 just standing in the doorway with your big chainsaw staring at this dead body lumped over at the floor, half buried in Laundry. Then you kinda get worried on how stupidity killed your victim faster then you did as serial killer
Reminds me of in Childs Play 3 Chucky jumps out at an old man to kill him. But the shock of being scared by a living doll makes the guy have a heart attack and Chucky doesnt even kill him and just watches the guy and says "You got to be Fucking kid me!" lol its a pretty good kill I thought.
I enjoy this game's self-aware, snarky tone. I think these atmospheric, text-based games have been some of the best recently; stuff like Faith and The House Abandon. Minimises the chances of the game killing itself via janky animation, recycled assets and bad voice acting. Also, this dev better give us a Johnny Knifeblaster spin-off game, because that name is too good to waste.
Real weird that the killer seems to have an obsession with your childhood teddy bear, also having set up a secret underground lair in _your_ house, apparently going in and out multiple times without your knowledge. Really seemed like it was setting up to be you being the killer all along, but then he just comes down and you finish it up like all that didn't matter.
The killer could have been a main character's long forgotten child relative/playmate with sadistic tendencies, cast away in his youth and returning to kill MS as he blames him for all his failures or nostalgic and trying to realize his childhood fantasies.
"Good evening, Sir! Your landlord sent me here for the monthly fumigation! I hope you don't mind if I get started in the basement, it shouldn't take---OH GOD WHY AM I ON FIRE!?!?!?!"
We really do need more of horror games about home invasion. It's a topic that resonates with a lot of people and I think a lot can be done with that premise.
Vinnce12 I'm honestly glad there's not too many games out there about it, though. It would be a shame to see it become another overused concept, and see the ones we have now that are actually good be undermined by half-baked games that are usually only made to hop on the bandwagon
John this reminds me of a flash game called “intruder” its a really high quality one which is also about a killer, he’s in your house while you arrive home and you have to make your through to find your wife. I highly recommend it it is very unsettling especially for a flash game
It's going to be pretty difficult to play that now that browsers no longer support Flash for some reason, but if it's on Newgrounds then it should be fine since they're one of the few that created their own flash player so that their site can still be used
You've always helped my depression and anxiety when I'm feeling down or just not right, just with your humor and softer setting instead of yelling or blaring annoying music. Thanks for sharing your hilarious personality with us.
So anyone else notice how the killer has supposedly lived there before but you gave instructions on how to build the house to the architect? Seems fishy
This is truly John and his best. Witty, invested, playing a random horror game and being as objective and fair about it as possible. It's been a while since I gave a like despite trying to watch a few videos in the meantime. well played John
I can't help but love coming home and watching your videos. You make my day all the time. I feel if I'm having a bad day or just can't seem to see anything good in life you make me smile. I know it's crazy to say that but I'm very thankful for what you do. Thank you so much for doing what you do for the people that watch. I'm very thankful I found you and I'm very thankful for hoe you make my day better when I feel all is lost. Thank you so much!
That is not a crazy thing to say at all; I agree with every single word you wrote :) I feel the same, and it's great to have this comfy little nook in the whole huge internet where we all can feel this way.
this game was heeeella cool, i loved watching this! from the kinda creepy visuals, to the sarcasm looking at the bathroom sink, to the uneasy silence around 27:20 and on in just _knowing_ the killer was close by. oh, and this just being a command prompt horror game, i really enjoyed watching you play this. :D
I was about to go to bed early because I don't feel well, but I see this... Screw it. Time to watch some John Wolfe! Update: I really enjoyed this game! I loved it's humour and charm. I wish there were more games like this. Great video!
I think you mean the thought of your warm bed begins to form in your mind. Suddenly, you see a notification from TH-cam, causing you to jolt. As your heart races, you think, "What could that be? ..."
Great video John, nice to see you having fun with such a cool game! Also, your narration is perfect, especially in that first encounter with the murderer in the room. Fantastic. Thanks for your work as always!
Type something... You Tube A new notification is being shown from John Wolfe. Is it a horror game? A game were John has rage? Is it a game were John has fun? A game with endless frustration ? A game were people will leave lousy comments like "John you should of done this" What do you want to do next? (Click on notification) A game called "Cleansuit- Home Invasion Text Horror Game" appears on to your screen. Will it be what people want to see? Do you want to watch? Click Play. The game start's playing, so you watch. So much to do, on how to catch an intruder. Such fun watching. John an true protector of his home. Thank you for sharing this neat little game.
This is one of the only games that I watched from both Manly and Kravin. Now time to watch it from you. YAS QUEEN Edit: *screaming at John to bar the door* Edit2: wait is that even possible
Thinking about it, what's up with the cleansuits and the hidden entrance? Really curious. Edit: so you probably are the killer. Wonder if he came from the future or something.
THIS IS NOT A GAME TO WATCH AT THREE IN THE MORNING IN YOUR DARK BEDROOM AT THE FAR END OF YOUR APARTMENT THAT ONLY HAS ONE EXIT AND YOUR BEDROOM DOOR IS HIDDEN BEHIND A CORNER AND DARKNESS WHEN YOU’RE HOME ALONE. HELL NO (but hell yes this was terrifyingly perfect)
I really dig these text horror games. I mean obviously I love the regular indie horror games and what not, but its a nice change of pace every now and then with these types of games
I feel like there’s an explanation for the secret lair and teddy bear, that we just didn’t get to see. I was getting multiple personality vibes, like he was the killer and didn’t know it?
Oh you didnt get the Pizza guy ending :( Also i love that John refers the ending when you shot the killer and then fight him to death with knifes as "basic ending"
not only that but my dog started barking when he went in the basement and I was suitably terrified, and then someone started to open the garage door and I was just. Huh. So I watch a video about home invasion and now I’m going to die
man i remember finding you through babysitter bloodbath. cr1tikal did a vid on it but he didn't finish it, so i look for a playthrough and yours was the first result. love these home invasion games, this was a fun one :)
I actually really like this game. I didn't really expect myself to, due that I'm deathly afraid of home invasion, but I think that my love of text games made up for it.
I'm glad you brought up Babysitter Bloodbath towards the end, because I was *just* thinking that this game reminded me of that one and the others developed by Pig Farmer Games.
I looove text games, and this is a great one! It strikes a wonderful balance of creepy and funny. I want to get it myself to try out some of the different endings! For now, it's on my wishlist, ready to be picked up when I have extra cash. =P
Cleansuit killer should either work as an agent in the Hitman series, or for the Dark Brotherhood in Elder Scrolls. He gets all his bonus payments for people dying by "accidents" with laundry, and no one ever connects the dots.
Hey john, think you can play black mirror? The one that came out in 2017 in august I think. It's kind of like a horror game, and it kind of looks interesting. So I was just wondering if maybe you could play it at some point
Can you imagine being a serial killer, only to find the victim killed themselves getting LAUNDRY
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he’d be like “aw fuck” while slinking away with disappointment to his Teddy
Thewhiplash1231 just standing in the doorway with your big chainsaw staring at this dead body lumped over at the floor, half buried in Laundry.
Then you kinda get worried on how stupidity killed your victim faster then you did as serial killer
Reminds me of in Childs Play 3 Chucky jumps out at an old man to kill him. But the shock of being scared by a living doll makes the guy have a heart attack and Chucky doesnt even kill him and just watches the guy and says "You got to be Fucking kid me!" lol its a pretty good kill I thought.
@@jacksonjack7838 kidding*
Funny enough if you order pizza on the phone, the delivery guy always beats the murderer.
I enjoy this game's self-aware, snarky tone. I think these atmospheric, text-based games have been some of the best recently; stuff like Faith and The House Abandon. Minimises the chances of the game killing itself via janky animation, recycled assets and bad voice acting.
Also, this dev better give us a Johnny Knifeblaster spin-off game, because that name is too good to waste.
“Wait a minute. _You don't know any silhouettes!”_ Okay, you got me with that one.
Why are these shorter games almost always better than the longer ones, jeez..
you can properly display your ideas and mechanics, the atmosphere stays tense, it's doesn't feel stretched or dragged out, etc.
Shame they're so short. I mean I wouldn't mind 100 of these neat little horror games. Style is completely fresh.
Same here.
layersofsnark
No kidding, sylvio 2 was such a borefest. It was honestly a chore to watch
Because they don't have to focus on making it longer then it needs to be.
What do we call John if he gets lost in the woods?
A Where-Wolfe!
*boo!*
Get off the stage!
Want a bad time?!
i wanted to leave this comment here to show you that i very much appreciate your existance
Why, thank you, Mr. Leclarc. Sorry for replying to you so late. I appreciate your existence too.
I like the 8-bit sound effect when you pick up stuff. Get gas mask: "dun dun". Get bleach: "dun dun".
Real weird that the killer seems to have an obsession with your childhood teddy bear, also having set up a secret underground lair in _your_ house, apparently going in and out multiple times without your knowledge. Really seemed like it was setting up to be you being the killer all along, but then he just comes down and you finish it up like all that didn't matter.
The killer could have been a main character's long forgotten child relative/playmate with sadistic tendencies, cast away in his youth and returning to kill MS as he blames him for all his failures or nostalgic and trying to realize his childhood fantasies.
i love how john doesnt even realize he basically made Chlorine Gas which is right up the danger alley with Mustard Gas
home invasion is a big fear of mine too, but this seems like a fun game regardless. would like an explanation for the secret murder chamber, though
why is it a big fear bruh just jump out a window and run easy
Chance fuck dude....you cured me..
It's also a fear I have, it makes me uncomfortable
Chance And let the invader take all your stuff or hurt your family? Fuck that shit anyone comes in my house their dying, enough said
@@H25-t3o 👏 👏 👏
4-5 endings and in none did you lock the door XD
"Good evening, Sir! Your landlord sent me here for the monthly fumigation! I hope you don't mind if I get started in the basement, it shouldn't take---OH GOD WHY AM I ON FIRE!?!?!?!"
"It is late and your living room is lit.. only by harsh fluorescent light from the lamp behind you." I see what you did there, John xD
Is it bad that my first thought with this sentence was just SHIA LABEOUF?
the top of the chainsaw looked like a suitcase cause the handle lol
We really do need more of horror games about home invasion. It's a topic that resonates with a lot of people and I think a lot can be done with that premise.
Vinnce12 I'm honestly glad there's not too many games out there about it, though. It would be a shame to see it become another overused concept, and see the ones we have now that are actually good be undermined by half-baked games that are usually only made to hop on the bandwagon
Vinnce12 play "welcome to the game."
John this reminds me of a flash game called “intruder” its a really high quality one which is also about a killer, he’s in your house while you arrive home and you have to make your through to find your wife. I highly recommend it it is very unsettling especially for a flash game
It's going to be pretty difficult to play that now that browsers no longer support Flash for some reason, but if it's on Newgrounds then it should be fine since they're one of the few that created their own flash player so that their site can still be used
You've always helped my depression and anxiety when I'm feeling down or just not right, just with your humor and softer setting instead of yelling or blaring annoying music. Thanks for sharing your hilarious personality with us.
So anyone else notice how the killer has supposedly lived there before but you gave instructions on how to build the house to the architect? Seems fishy
This is truly John and his best. Witty, invested, playing a random horror game and being as objective and fair about it as possible. It's been a while since I gave a like despite trying to watch a few videos in the meantime. well played John
Only 5 minutes in and I'm loving the snarky text the game uses 🤣🤣
I can't help but love coming home and watching your videos.
You make my day all the time. I feel if I'm having a bad day or just can't seem to see anything good in life you make me smile. I know it's crazy to say that but I'm very thankful for what you do. Thank you so much for doing what you do for the people that watch.
I'm very thankful I found you and I'm very thankful for hoe you make my day better when I feel all is lost.
Thank you so much!
That is not a crazy thing to say at all; I agree with every single word you wrote :) I feel the same, and it's great to have this comfy little nook in the whole huge internet where we all can feel this way.
Likewise here too!
The feeling's mutual
Ammonia? Bleach? Gas mask? Sounds like a fun time.
Mr.Panda663 Reminds me if the game Cat Lady as well!!
Breakfast? Toast? Cornflakes?
Why did they have ammonia in their basement anyway?
Hmm, dialogue sounds strangely familiar. Wait a minute...John, did you make this game? 😂
thats what i was thinking
😜😂
I love the music to this game. The distorted vibrato combined with the quirky melody has a sort of a fun eeriness to it
This is actually brilliantly written. I absolutely love the snappy style.
32:27 Is that a "Brave little Toaster" reference?
;)
Someone broke into my house once, it was a drunk guy who just wanted to use my bathroom then he fell asleep on my living room floor.
this game was heeeella cool, i loved watching this! from the kinda creepy visuals, to the sarcasm looking at the bathroom sink, to the uneasy silence around 27:20 and on in just _knowing_ the killer was close by. oh, and this just being a command prompt horror game, i really enjoyed watching you play this. :D
I was about to go to bed early because I don't feel well, but I see this... Screw it. Time to watch some John Wolfe!
Update: I really enjoyed this game! I loved it's humour and charm. I wish there were more games like this. Great video!
I think you mean the thought of your warm bed begins to form in your mind. Suddenly, you see a notification from TH-cam, causing you to jolt. As your heart races, you think, "What could that be? ..."
That's a more entertaining way to put it! lol
XD or watch youtube in bed. Then you have best of both sides~
Doesn't the killer have a chainsaw? He could easily get through the shed wall or door.
Went freaking home alone on that dude
I feel like this is a tale about why you should always keep a gun, or a Ballista in your home at all times.
Great video John, nice to see you having fun with such a cool game! Also, your narration is perfect, especially in that first encounter with the murderer in the room. Fantastic. Thanks for your work as always!
It is late and your living room is 🔥L🔥 I 🔥T🔥 AF FAM 😂😂😂👌💯👀💯😂👌😂💯👀💯👌 😂😂😂
Woke af fam squad
I think this comment gave me cancer.
Cringe.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌🏿👌🏿
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I really like this games style, also really like that the killer is in a clean suit for some reason.
I love your interpretive reading of these type of games.
This style is retro/gorgeous. Love the concept.
Sounds really creepy, I'm enjoying it so far though. Much love and happiness to you and your videos Mr. Wolfe, and to your future.
that basement trap defense was some Home Alone shit, rated R!
Yo that music that played when John encountered the Cleansuit man in the bedroom? That was an awesome tune!
This is so great. The humour and different routes are such fun. Gonna try for more endings myself, I know there are more.
The music in this is fantastic!
My Night just got better thanks John.
when a game scares john wolfe, *you know it's good*
I checked out the steam page for this game and it looks like this is their only game, shame. I would’ve loved more games like these
I loved this play through. The game combined with John's commentary was amazing!
When John said "open door" super quick like that, i fucking lost it.
Type something...
You Tube
A new notification is being shown from John Wolfe. Is it a horror game? A game were John has rage? Is it a game were John has fun? A game with endless frustration ? A game were people will leave lousy comments like "John you should of done this" What do you want to do next?
(Click on notification)
A game called "Cleansuit- Home Invasion Text Horror Game" appears on to your screen. Will it be what people want to see? Do you want to watch?
Click Play.
The game start's playing, so you watch. So much to do, on how to catch an intruder. Such fun watching. John an true protector of his home. Thank you for sharing this neat little game.
This was honestly awesome, congratulations to the developers and thanks John for bringing this to us
Thanks John! It's nice to see you explore the game for various endings.
This is one of the only games that I watched from both Manly and Kravin. Now time to watch it from you. YAS QUEEN
Edit: *screaming at John to bar the door*
Edit2: wait is that even possible
Thinking about it, what's up with the cleansuits and the hidden entrance? Really curious.
Edit: so you probably are the killer. Wonder if he came from the future or something.
I really wish John stumbled upon one of the pizza-delivery-man assist wins: )
Usually, I'm not a huge fan of the text-based games, but I thoroughly enjoyed this one. Thanks for making this one fun, John, as always!!
why this game looks like made for you, John? :) the dialogue and the humor just like you!
“It is late and your living room is LIT
....only by the harsh fluorescent light”
We know that you know what you were doing there John
That last ending was just a gritty reboot of Home Alone
I thought the poster said "Glory to BDSM"
That was great! Liked all the endings you got, very creative, but probably the last one was the most satisfying for me.
Is 'guys' an official name for your subscribers?
Yep. It became certain on that one special Friday the 13th gameplay. The first "Hey John, it's guys."
Lawgx I mean John is the best! He can adress us whatever
It used to be Critical Viewers but he hasn't used that one for a very long time.
Tenebrous Nova He hasn't used that since?
Lone Wanderer he hasnt used it since he decided he disliked his old handle, harshlycritical
Best part so far is you opening the door with abandon!
This was a pretty neat game. Great stuff, John.
That painting that’s hiding the safe very much resembles the video where an octopus escapes from a closed jar.
Hey John, it's guys. This was a very fun looking game, glad you played it. I enjoyed the video very much.
As always another nice video John. Keep up the good work.
Every TH-camr has a unique greeting, a truly one of a kind intro message to create a brand. This guy says “hey guys it’s Jon.” Lol
Loved this! You're definitely one of my favorite streamers.
holy shit this is super cool! thanks for playing john! im totally getting this one later.
Im glad you really enjoyed yourself with this game man made it that much more enjoyable.
THIS IS NOT A GAME TO WATCH AT THREE IN THE MORNING IN YOUR DARK BEDROOM AT THE FAR END OF YOUR APARTMENT THAT ONLY HAS ONE EXIT AND YOUR BEDROOM DOOR IS HIDDEN BEHIND A CORNER AND DARKNESS WHEN YOU’RE HOME ALONE. HELL NO (but hell yes this was terrifyingly perfect)
Yo that action music is sick
That last ending was full-on Kevin McCallister tier.
I really dig these text horror games. I mean obviously I love the regular indie horror games and what not, but its a nice change of pace every now and then with these types of games
That was a really good game, thanks for playing John!
I feel like there’s an explanation for the secret lair and teddy bear, that we just didn’t get to see. I was getting multiple personality vibes, like he was the killer and didn’t know it?
no
You know John, you've been releasing some quality content, keep it up!
This has a nice soundtrack
I come back to this vid over and over. 😂
That intense music was poppin
I like that this one had some visuals. I tend to not like the text only ones
Oh you didnt get the Pizza guy ending :(
Also i love that John refers the ending when you shot the killer and then fight him to death with knifes as "basic ending"
THANK YOU JOHN FOR THIS UPLOAD
this game should be named 'HOME ALONE- When a Stranger Knocks'
why am I watching this? Home invasion is one of my greatest fears
not only that but my dog started barking when he went in the basement and I was suitably terrified, and then someone started to open the garage door and I was just. Huh. So I watch a video about home invasion and now I’m going to die
it was just my mom though
Be sure to not open your door between 1 and 3AM next weekend ;)
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man i remember finding you through babysitter bloodbath. cr1tikal did a vid on it but he didn't finish it, so i look for a playthrough and yours was the first result. love these home invasion games, this was a fun one :)
Amazing Video As Always John!
Great game. Love the aesthetic and the tone in the writing.
This one is really cool. I like the aesthetic, and music.
Loved this! You should get all the endings xD
I actually really like this game. I didn't really expect myself to, due that I'm deathly afraid of home invasion, but I think that my love of text games made up for it.
I'm glad you brought up Babysitter Bloodbath towards the end, because I was *just* thinking that this game reminded me of that one and the others developed by Pig Farmer Games.
I looove text games, and this is a great one! It strikes a wonderful balance of creepy and funny. I want to get it myself to try out some of the different endings! For now, it's on my wishlist, ready to be picked up when I have extra cash. =P
Mmmmm, I love seeing text parsers in new games! This is gonna be goooood.
Man, the music is awesome in this one.
Cleansuit killer should either work as an agent in the Hitman series, or for the Dark Brotherhood in Elder Scrolls. He gets all his bonus payments for people dying by "accidents" with laundry, and no one ever connects the dots.
Did you try 'Remove Mask/Cleansuit' at the end? Awesome video as usual!
10:40 An amazing bad end.
Well, this is new. Loving vids as ever, John!
Awww, you missed my favorite endings! The pizza guy endings!
Hey john, think you can play black mirror? The one that came out in 2017 in august I think. It's kind of like a horror game, and it kind of looks interesting. So I was just wondering if maybe you could play it at some point
YOU MISSED THE PIZZA ENDING JOHN, IT'S THE BEST ONE