This restaurant simulator is actually about running a drug empire
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Definitely Not Fried Chicken is a business management sim with a Twist! Grow your drugs trade through legitimate fronts by managing both sides of the business. Acquire new "businesses", meet new clientele, Develop more potent narcotics, make lots of money and leave a city in ruin!
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This restaurant simulator is actually about running a drug empire
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"your employees will literally die for you if you don't care for them" These employees chose the wrong person to work for 😂
They chose the *right* person, if they're willing to die then Kevin is the perfect boss
Makes good fertilizer for the plant-based drugs
@@vexywexypoo You must be Kevin's lawyer, that's an excellent business decision!
Mah, they're just American. Standard fare on this side of the pond, mate!
The idea of a guy starting a restaurant and accidently becoming a drug lord because his shady lawyer never told him ”this is illegal” is very funny.
You know it’s gonna be good when Kevin is excited for drugs and shows his classic clip of kicking a baby.. good times
yes
Kevin has always been a bad boy when it comes to crime--why do you think he got arrested two videos ago?
Fr😂
He has actually shown that clip in each of the last 4 videos
@@WdawgSmith but was he happy about drugs in those videos?
Kevin has a gift of finding the weirdest simulators and somehow making them even weirder
It was a perfectly normal Breaking Bad rpg, and then *bear traps* got involved!
Kevin playing Breaking Bad simulator is pure crystal 99.1% art
The perfect video to see you react on
I swear that I see all of your comments.
HEY who is the original Heisenberg account ?
Is this a bot account or is there just a bunch of these heisenberg profiles?
@@spidermanspidertheman3650 i think its a bunch
I enjoy the peaceful Stardew music over the drug business and employees meeting their fate. Great touch!
I thought I was going crazy hearing stardew music I thought surely not lmao
i thought it was red dead redemption 2 music
Its red dead redemption music
This game feels like something Kevin would do in the sims, the difference being that its intentional in this game.
Kevin would certainly run a criminal empire using a restaurant as a front in the sims if he could (the whole pufferfish bussiness was half-way there, all the crime but none of the profit). But unfortunately, the criminal carrer isnt that advanced. Yet.
@@pedrovallefin8406 Can't wait for the DLC where you can make your own criminal enterprise, only for the price of enough money to nearly start your own, REAL criminal enterprise.
Ah yes a Kevin classic, running a criminal empire
@@austyndavid6528 cry about it
@@austyndavid6528 yeah bro, get on my tip instead
@@austyndavid6528 counter-suggestion.
how about you get on a hug instead if being miserable?
it's much more relaxing lol
i sometimes can't help but think he secretly runs a criminal empire irl xD
@@_natsura If this is what being secretly looks like, hes not very good at keeping secrets. Not surprises there really.
I like that, despite the attacks and murders, this seems like a fairly successful empire. Admittedly I’m only halfway through the video so far but I see no way things go wrong from here. 😅
it goes up in flames....literallly
It’s breaking… bad…
🤣🤣🤣
Yeah it’s a pretty fire business 🔥🔥
What is the game called
The extremely rare occasion where Kevin likes the game so much he actually takes it kind of seriously and excels
And even then he finds room to goof. Truly a comedy and entrepreneurial genius
It is always a great day when Kevin owns a failing drug empire and Los Pollos Hermanos
It’s always going to be a good time when Kevin breaks the game while figuring out how to play
I'm really appreciating how Kevin's decorative go-to is consistently flamingos.
And it always works! 👍
“I don’t know how to run a restaurant.” - Kevin, who ran a business before the CAR
To be fair, restaurants are very different than electronics stores.
If Kevin ever ran a drug business he would have an empire bigger than the Pharmaceutical companies
agreed
Who says he hasn't already ran one😂
Big Kevo
What is the game called
After seeing this video im really disappointed in my local shops. Like they NEVER ask if i would like to buy some drugs when i came to buy bread and there was none left to buy so i had to return home empty handed.
I’m surprised Kevin didn’t use the knowledge of bomb making to defend himself from the mayor
That was a wild sentence
Everything about this - including the opening video of the "Pollo" restaurant - has me flashing back to growing up in Miami. Not necessarily in a good way.
In fact there was a restaurant we were sure was a drug front in Lighthouse Point that we found out was real because it showed up on "Kitchen Nightmares".
A real drug front or a real business? You know which episode it is fam?
As derpy as this game is (and that may just be because it's Kevin playing it), it does actually look kinda fun! Finally, a game to compete with Basement as a decent "drug dealer" simulator.
Anytime I am looking to find good, unknown indie games, I don't bother with the review websites, just come to this channel
Opening a donut shop to finance a meth lab is a great way to streamline your arrest!
Simple solution, just offer free donuts to cops and they won’t care.
It worked for Gus Fring.
@@Death2all546 Could probably offer half of them some for free and they would probably be down.
Im actually impressed that you Managed to get anything done in this game, I played it in the alpha/beta stage and everybody was dying, nothing worked how I wanted it to. I might actually use a call me Kevin Video as a guide and get back in this game
What’s the game?
@@fattyman224 It's called Definitely Not Fried Chicken.
O m g finally I found the name
Wait can you only get it on computer?
I love when kevin runs a very normal chicken restaurant.
It’s crazy how much you can get done when you don’t have to be bothered by petty things like “basic human needs” and “morals”
I can't wait for Kevin's "I Play a Game About Dealing Drugs Without Dealing Drugs" video!
Feel like you're breaking reality or something when you get high often watching Kevin and then he plays a videogame about weed.
1. I love that people kept entering a chicken restaurant and wanted cheeseburgers lol.
2. No officer we arent stocking drugs. These boxes are special order dry cleaning.
Looks like Kevin is a HR genius. Can't get sued if they all 'disappear'.
*Legit business*
Kevin: What do i do?!
*Illegal AF business*
Kevin: This is so easy.
I'm glad to see that things hasn't changed since the Sims 1 and you, still having "home-science labs" at the back of your home or buildings
Kevin saying "tree star" instead of "three star" gives me Land Before Time flashbacks
The doughnut shop is the long John silvers equivalent. Nobody goes for the fish(doughnuts) they go for the drugs
Classic chicken coop in the back of the restaurant. A staple to all restaurants.
Kevin trying to pretend like he failed at the end, but we all saw all that money you had left, Kevin. :)
idc if it’s illegal or immoral but i was really rooting for all of kevin’s businesses to survive. damn that major owner who just randomly ran for mayor out of insecurity and spite for kevin’s booming business🙄 haters really gonna hate huh
"Time to put the Me in Meth" Made me laugh way more than it should have
You know, Kevin, if someone is calling for some nuggies, it could be either business still.
Im high as a kite, rewatching your old videos as it’s my comfort time and this is just the perfect timing 👌 Tnk you, Kevin
me toooo omg
Damn how many people watch Kevin stoned
I love when he directly searches for a bank loan right in the 5th minute
I love how this man constantly reminds us that he's weird by using the same clip of kicking a Wii baby. Now that's commitment to the bit
Soon our boy Kevin will leave and start his own successful laundromat...
In disguise for the drugs of course, but successful non-the less.
I was just waiting for the police to show up and just shut him down in the most anticlimactic way possible. They just walk into the unlocked back door and see rows upon rows of drugs and flaming equipment/employees everywhere. Also (I don't know if you can do this in this game) I would have liked to see that $300k he had at the end be spent on a massive army and raid The Major back.
Kevin is one of the only youtubers i know iwth infinite replayability. His videos are just too good
I bet them lawyers do indeed have Saulid advice
I'd just delete the doors when chiken legs shows up, they can't break anything if they can't get to it.
Kevin is a restaurant running (and drug dealing) genius!
I was getting really worried about Kevin's monetisation for the covert operations...and then I remembered all the other things Kevin has done in other videos...
Kevin May if your neighbours here half of the stuff you say mate, I’m surprise the police haven’t kicked down your door yet 😂
This game is legit just alternate universe Los Pollos Hermanos.
I always enjoy it when the calm stardew music comes on and you get the short relieve that everything is fine for a sec
Talking about making meth but then hearing the Stardew Valley theme, perfection 🤣
Aww I was kinda hoping you'd lure the mayor's men into the bomb fryers
every single chef watching this video like "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this is all so new to me, selling drugs, at work? what? how?"
I sold drugs to my manager
I truly believe that if money wasn't a obstacle. Kevin would take over the world within a few days just from running a farm or a restaurant, and create a new religion.
I'm over here hailing our dear leader so I think he's checked off that last one
@@mageytodd659 oh my Pickens. How could have forgotten! I need to repent my sins.
kevin looks at the profit graphs:"this is what the cannabis earns me, and this is all the rest"
yeah, thats how money laundering usually works...
I have never been so excited for a TH-cam notification… just Kevin being a criminal mastermind
that clip of Kevin kicking a baby will never get old
3:23 the rdr2 house building theme almost made me build a drug empire with a McDonald's on top of it
More accurately, youre the kind of employer where an employee will be set for the rest of their (very short) life.
It's called 'Definitely Not Fried Chicken' For anyone wanting the name.
Where does kevin get all these strange games from😭😭
Kevin is on prescribed ADHD meds / dextroamphetamine 😢 how’s the comedown. Stay hydrated and eat well!
Yea… it’s crazy they prescribe those to kids. And then they wonder why they’re “depressed”. When really their dopamine and serotonin receptors are fried.
That takeshi’s castle reference was elite
Ah, Kevin. Always with your cluckin' funny videos.
I’m really starting to like that clip of Kevin kicking that innocent baby into the air
This was awesome, got a few chuckles out of it and Kevin actually tried to play the game _right_ this time!
Kevin I want to say your videos cure my depression. My and my brother love your videos.❤
That’s very normal to see people with baseball bats with nails at restaurants.
Everything ends with fire, business as usual
Thank you. You help me sleep in the morning. Your NOT boring it's just a relaxing voice that's helps me sleep after a night shift (10 hours) so thank you.
You know its going to be good when kevin is being attacked by chickens in the intro
The clip of Kevin kicking a baby will never stop being hilarious 😂
Kevin: Stops owning a business and becomes a successful youtuber
Kevin: Becomes a business owner in video game because successful youtuber
It's the circle of lifeeeeee
wait that looks like such a good management game
Damn you Kevin, because of you I've just bought sun haven and don't feed the monkeys. How do you find the most enjoyable games? ❤
Kevin un-Kevining everything and making things efficient? thats crazier than a Priest saying that god isnt real
I love the RDR2 build music in the background while hes building the chicken farm 😭
I'd forgotten you got hit by a car, you mentioning it was one of the first videos I watched, don't watch often but I always enjoy the content, keep goin bruh x
That baby clip is Kevin's greatest investment ever.
Kevin this is classic you and it's fecking hilarious you are #1 Irish TH-camr.
1:35 When you order nugs and the delivery guy shows up with nugz
"I'm just really passionate about meth" is a great thing to say during a job interview.
Some of my old "jobs" would have accepted that
@@PsilomuscimolRoofing? Lol
Need more of this. An entire series. Do it.
I always love your videos, they bring me so much joy.
On my hometown we actually had a abandoned KFC used to transport drug from Sonora Mexico to San Luis Arizona , I was working on a call cententer next to that place, they raided the place and was under investigation for months.
The tranquil stardew music over the mayhem, murder and chaos was the best touch hahaha
“Cluck you up” Loving this so far 😭
Is this giving anyone else flashbacks to the old adobe flash McDonald's Simulator game?
That thing was SO difficult, made NO sense, and has such a specific aesthetic -
Cant wait for the part where Kevin actually notices where his hours are.
Im from Albuquerque (where breaking bad takes place), and i can say this is accurate to all businesses here
All of your latest videos have been bangers. Keep up the good work!
this video was awesome! thanks kevin
27:04 A Kingdom Hearts song again. Love it. ❤
CMK doesn’t seem like the guy to watch Breaking Bad, but then again he’s full of surprises
Would love to see this again maybe as a bit of series
Love that Stardew Valley music in the background while you're placing your meth labs
Watching Kevin always feels like a more entertaining mobile game add. Like yeah it’s funny, but also I wonder what the game would be like if I, a PRO GAMER, played it properly and didn’t make all these obvious mistakes on account of how pro I am
Very enjoyable, Kevin. Thank you!
Finally, Kevin shows us he is truly an Drug Empire Genius.
That chaotic ending was beyond perfect!