@@twoserpents2457 The idea that the alt right thinks men should serve their women is laughable. If you're lucky you'll get some regular conservatives who believe that, but it's honestly more of a centrist view; kind of a "new wave traditional" sorta deal. This isn't alt right at all, but Ram Ranch also isn't really radical left. If I didn't know better, I'd almost guess Arin did comedy for a living and was, you know.. joking.
@@ValkyrieTiara i think they just mean rad left vs alt right in terms of the attitude towards sex rather than gender roles. the left is generally pretty unrestricted with sex, and ram ranch is about a fuckton of gay cowboys having constant orgies, whereas the right's traditional view on sex as sacred and only to be practiced in a monogamous heterosexual relationship and fits closer as an ideology to this song considering it's about how you can't so much as look at another woman for more than 3 seconds lest you be considered a cheater. like it's not a perfect comparison but i get where he was coming from.
@@dillahmiddensrew7450 he was an aspiring actor who did this for like $50. People at work showed this to the new hires in an attempt to embarrass the guy. I gotta say I've had worse jobs than being an extra in a crappy video which didn't pay me $50 for a days worth of work
"Your Honor, I demand you stop my clients alimony payments, it's obvious that his ex wife isn't following the contract of spending the money on her required vodka and vicodin."
Bravo! I didn't know there was a country song out there that could rekindle my hatred of country music from its state of indifference but you somehow pulled it off.
I'm baffled that the people who shot/edited the music video were able to do as good as job as they did with what they had. Shame it was for a song like this.
It’s just one of the backers doing a so bad it’s good impression of Elmo, because the little red monster muppet himself is currently voiced by Mr Dillon from Canada.
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Doo I got another puzzle for you Oompa Loompa Doompada Dee If you are wise you'll listen to me What do you get when a woman does sing? Sometimes it could be a wonderful thing But Lisa Gail cannot sing a right note She sounds almost like a stu, pid, goat That is just what happens! Oompa Loompa Doompadee Da If you don't suck then you will go far You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Loompa Doompadee Doo!
Holy crap seriously?! That's worse than the 3 second rule song! I came to the comments to share my thoughts with like minded people and I immediately encounter yet another delusional person. She thinks she can sing and you think you're funny and clever. God please stop!
This is without a doubt, the single greatest thing to EVER be uploaded to the internet! OMG I can't stop laughing at this... I am a morning radio show host in Cali, and I am going to play this ALL DAY! Its gems like this, that make me thank Al Gore for creating the internet.
This reminds me of that one time in 6th grade when my milf social studies teacher would walk up and down the rows of desks knocking off our cowboy hats.
If the intention of this was to entertain then I think it one of the best pieces of entertainment ever created. I challenge you not to smile and even piss your pants when the chipmunk backing singers kick in at 2:35. This is absolute gold.
hahahahahaha pure musical genius near the end...i love how spongebob is apparently on her back track... the moment she opened her mouth I knew this would be good.
You can actually tell she can sing at certain points in this song, because she can't do the awful warbling shit in her upper register. This is clearly rage bait, but she should stick to covers and relearning her vowel sounds.
This video erroneously presupposes that someone would actually want to look at Lisa for more than 3 seconds. To her credit though, this video and her singing is so apalling that it's good.
She's so proud of this. How the hell did she convince so many people to be involved? There's a dance routine and everything, there's good camera work and shit, but it's about implied domestic abuse, what in the fresh cheesy taint limbo dancing jesus sort of nonsense is this :P
You don't set a rule like "you're only allowed to look at other people for three seconds" if you're in a healthy place. It's prescriptive and weird. There might have been something else but my eyes are fucked atm and I can't see the video so if there was something else I was specifically icked by, but the whole premise and existence of the video screams toxic to me.
What am I missing here. Is giving a green apple a secret code. Of all the things to discuss about this video I didn't not expect this would be one of them.
Why does she give me the vibe that she’s a real music teacher at an elementary school that has always dreamed of impressing her students by telling them she really is a music star with a label?
1. This is NOT country music! 2. This is horrific! 3. This is embarrassing 4. WHAT was that chipmunk sound 3/4 of the way in to the video?! 5. She used software to "correct" her bad singing voice 6. The software didn't do a very good job!! 7. Yuck!!
A rare video from the early days of her career before cult singer and Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Erika Jayne could afford silicon, plastic surgery or autotune.
This song has become an important part of my self harm routine.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao NOOOOO
🤣🤣
Came here from game grumps, stayed to congratulate you on your perfect comment
You're going to hell....and I'm laughing along with you!
"If Ram Ranch is the radical left, this is the alt-right" - Arin Hanson, 2022
just goes to show he doesnt understand the right
@@unrelatedcoma Idk, this seems pretty "women should serve their man, men should serve their women." alt-righty...
@@twoserpents2457 a woman telling a man what hes allowed to do is a very feminist type thing.
@@twoserpents2457 The idea that the alt right thinks men should serve their women is laughable. If you're lucky you'll get some regular conservatives who believe that, but it's honestly more of a centrist view; kind of a "new wave traditional" sorta deal. This isn't alt right at all, but Ram Ranch also isn't really radical left. If I didn't know better, I'd almost guess Arin did comedy for a living and was, you know.. joking.
@@ValkyrieTiara i think they just mean rad left vs alt right in terms of the attitude towards sex rather than gender roles. the left is generally pretty unrestricted with sex, and ram ranch is about a fuckton of gay cowboys having constant orgies, whereas the right's traditional view on sex as sacred and only to be practiced in a monogamous heterosexual relationship and fits closer as an ideology to this song considering it's about how you can't so much as look at another woman for more than 3 seconds lest you be considered a cheater. like it's not a perfect comparison but i get where he was coming from.
I actually work with a guy in this video. He's ashamed but also strangely proud of this video.
.......tell Us more!!!!!
@@dillahmiddensrew7450 he was an aspiring actor who did this for like $50. People at work showed this to the new hires in an attempt to embarrass the guy. I gotta say I've had worse jobs than being an extra in a crappy video which didn't pay me $50 for a days worth of work
@@LexStat3864 well....I'm glad for him. And....how are you doing now?
Ah, stay safe from Amandaishere-jpg
$50 ? That’s righteous money in the acting world where they usually pay you in beer.
Game grumps was right. This and ram ranch are all I need.
GG brought me here. This is horrible 👍
Arin Hanson recommending another belter here
18 clothed cowboys looking away in the yaaard.
How did so many adults get together and say "Yeah, I'll be in this video"?
Money
Bukakke
Spongebob's background vocals half way through the song sound amazing.
I knew it sounded familiar
LMFAOOOO
thank you
😂😂😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😆
It’s the audio equivalent of eating a grapefruit directly after brushing your teeth
This shit could make deaf man thankful for being blind.
I think I'm going to make this my "closing time" song at the bar.
Well, that wouldn’t work if it was a gay bar. Just telling you from personal experience.
Please tell me you did this
...have you got an update for us?
Idk about you guys, but 3 seconds is all I need ;)
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She can't sing
This mane vane?
3 seconds is about all I can handle
This video should have a three second rule..
Here from game grumps. Thanks Arin, I guess?
I've almost cringed myself into a ball.
so thats where all the ram ranch cowboys went
Completely lost it when Mickey Mouse joined in at 2:35. This song rules!
Ha!!
Flyv93 I was almost able to listen to this with a straight face up until that part kicked in-- then I was on the floor with laughter.
this is what everyone needs to hear
This truly is the part of the song that elevates it to a masterpiece.
I'm glad you said something I was about to leave before I saw your comment.
Thanks Arin, now I need hearing aids.
howdy fellow game grumps fans
My weasel is chewing his wrists as I type.
"Your Honor, I demand you stop my clients alimony payments, it's obvious that his ex wife isn't following the contract of spending the money on her required vodka and vicodin."
ARIN HANSON yet again send me in wonderful quest. From baby elephant, ram ranch and now 3 second rule. Thank you gamer God hanson
Thank you arin hanson
The backing track sounds like interlude music for a 90s sitcom.
That’s so true!
I’m here because of gamegrumps
"Just stay behind the line, and within the time. Frame."
Great dramatic pause. It's truly something.
They clearly added frame after the initial recording, has different ambient noise in the background and everything haha
Arin Hanson brought me here, and it’s actually pretty good
Bravo! I didn't know there was a country song out there that could rekindle my hatred of country music from its state of indifference but you somehow pulled it off.
Just stay behind the line, and within the time.........frame
Arin was right :(
Any Lovelys?
3 seconds of my life I will never get back.
“And within the time.....(frame)”. Best line ever
i'm moved.
Light 8?
lmaoooo
lmao at the 2:34 voice effect.
It sounded like Spongebob xD
I'm baffled that the people who shot/edited the music video were able to do as good as job as they did with what they had. Shame it was for a song like this.
Game Grumps brought me here
GAME GRUMPS CREW ASSEMBLE!
game grumps brought me here
With all the white, cowboy hats and a weird old school setting I get a weird culty vibe from this. This is the next Heaven's Gate isn't it?
"If Ram Ranch is the radical left, then the 3 Second Rule is the Alt Right" Well Arin, you were 100% right.
2:34 I've never been so inspired to have Elmo sing my backup vocals.
It’s just one of the backers doing a so bad it’s good impression of Elmo, because the little red monster muppet himself is currently voiced by Mr Dillon from Canada.
HIVEMIND GANG
Gordon Keith brought this song up again and now it's stuck in my head for another year. Thanks you dogs in pain!
Gordon brought me here again playing it yesterday
I salute you, Lisa, for living your dream.
Here bc game grumps
2:35 wow I can’t believe from Sheen from Jimmy Neutron got to be on this track
Hot Dad can turn anything into 1980's gold.
Game grumps
I was sent here by the Game Grumps
ya there's these things called notes, I've heard musicians like to use them sometimes
More cowbell
those vocal harmonies are just delightful
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Doo
I got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa Doompada Dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get when a woman does sing?
Sometimes it could be a wonderful thing
But Lisa Gail cannot sing a right note
She sounds almost like a stu, pid, goat
That is just what happens!
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Da
If you don't suck then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompadee Doo!
***** Fuck off
Holy crap seriously?! That's worse than the 3 second rule song! I came to the comments to share my thoughts with like minded people and I immediately encounter yet another delusional person. She thinks she can sing and you think you're funny and clever. God please stop!
@@silvergamedog8168 Well pal I never said I was funny or talented. I'm just sharing my thoughts in song. I think she's actually so bad she's good
I like the subtle way they dubbed in the word "frame" @1:36
If you did it for the youtube fame or just the fun of it and not for the singing career, congrats! You certaingly just made my day happier!
Paula Deen's twin sister?
This is without a doubt, the single greatest thing to EVER be uploaded to the internet! OMG I can't stop laughing at this... I am a morning radio show host in Cali, and I am going to play this ALL DAY!
Its gems like this, that make me thank Al Gore for creating the internet.
I'm on Observation Duty
This feels like being sung to about infidelity by your second grade teacher.
If she did this 20 years ago and changed her name to Cyndi Lauper she would be pure gold.
wow, this is an amazing song.
This reminds me of that one time in 6th grade when my milf social studies teacher would walk up and down the rows of desks knocking off our cowboy hats.
You know, if nobody here has delusions of being a big pop star and it's just for fun, then you know what, good for everyone involved.
Lisa don't listen to the haters, you go girl. You give us all hope and a reason to live
This is the best. Literally, THE BEST.
You know your video is bad when youtube recommends "Friday" on the sidebar.
If the intention of this was to entertain then I think it one of the best pieces of entertainment ever created.
I challenge you not to smile and even piss your pants when the chipmunk backing singers kick in at 2:35.
This is absolute gold.
WOW I saw your comment as SOON as it happened and wow.
Loving those beautiful harmonies at 2:35
I applaud Cecily Strong for her dead on perfect impersonation of Lisa on SNL.
What is the sketch called, I can't find it
!!! I think that's the one I've been trying to figure out! Thanks so much!
hahahahahaha pure musical genius near the end...i love how spongebob is apparently on her back track... the moment she opened her mouth I knew this would be good.
Imagine what would happen if the genders in the video were switched: if Lisa Gail Allred were a man and all the men being "taught" were women.
Spectacular. +1
Your comment is a couple years early.
If the genders were swapped, this would be "MiSoGyNiSt HaTe" and would be "perpetuating ToXiC mAsCuLiNiTy & RaPe CuLtUrE"
calm down
If ever such a thing as aggressive mediocrity exists, this is it.
You can actually tell she can sing at certain points in this song, because she can't do the awful warbling shit in her upper register. This is clearly rage bait, but she should stick to covers and relearning her vowel sounds.
Hello fellow tropes, I feel your pain.
This video erroneously presupposes that someone would actually want to look at Lisa for more than 3 seconds. To her credit though, this video and her singing is so apalling that it's good.
Isn’t she saying her man shouldn’t look at other women for longer than three seconds?
Arin's music taste is certainly interesting
Well the school this is filmed at is gorgeous!
True
She's so proud of this. How the hell did she convince so many people to be involved? There's a dance routine and everything, there's good camera work and shit, but it's about implied domestic abuse, what in the fresh cheesy taint limbo dancing jesus sort of nonsense is this :P
how is about implied domestic abuse
You don't set a rule like "you're only allowed to look at other people for three seconds" if you're in a healthy place. It's prescriptive and weird. There might have been something else but my eyes are fucked atm and I can't see the video so if there was something else I was specifically icked by, but the whole premise and existence of the video screams toxic to me.
Wtf.... Who gives a teacher a green apple?
What am I missing here. Is giving a green apple a secret code. Of all the things to discuss about this video I didn't not expect this would be one of them.
***** It's a joke. -_-
THIS IS THE FUTURE OF MUSIC.
You serious? Those are the best backing vocals I've had the pleasure of hearing in a long time!
Even autotune couldn't make this umpa lumpa listenable.
This is The Room of music.
I love this!! It's cute and funny, and the cowboys are clunky and awkward and sweet!
Thank you!
Why does she give me the vibe that she’s a real music teacher at an elementary school that has always dreamed of impressing her students by telling them she really is a music star with a label?
i'm going to curse arin hanson for directing me towards this. this is 3 minutes and 38 seconds of my life i'm never getting back.
RTM sent me here. This is hilarious - and true! :) Way to follow your dreams!
who tells these people they are good and should make these videos?
people who like taking money from other people
jesus
Then in 2018 i guess its so aesthetic
after seeing hot dad's reactz i had to experience this myself
This is GENIUS!!! I'm your biggest fan now!
No my child you have been on my hidden camera show all this time!
And guess what, YOU WON THE PRIZE!!!!1!!!
I LOVE THIS! Its totally amaze!!! Song is good!
Camel Toe at: 1:26
Which one of the guys do you think she is banging?
+Kitty Cats none
Michael Poirier
aww you are no fun. Are you her hubby?
Yes. Stay the hell away from her. She is amalgamated to me.
Whatever floats your boat
Lol, underrated comment.
1. This is NOT country music! 2. This is horrific! 3. This is embarrassing 4. WHAT was that chipmunk sound 3/4 of the way in to the video?! 5. She used software to "correct" her bad singing voice 6. The software didn't do a very good job!! 7. Yuck!!
agree
This isn't music, period. Country or otherwise.
Don't trust Charl!
hahah, the rule failed, I looked at her for 3 minutes and 31 seconds
i kept saying shut up to the screen until my gramma walked in
Oh she's from Texas, that's how she can be so delusional.
She’s heavily suntanned.
SHE STOLE THE SWTICHFOOT SONG!!!??? WHAT!?
she stole the show and my heart
I think this song gave me cancer
A rare video from the early days of her career before cult singer and Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Erika Jayne could afford silicon, plastic surgery or autotune.
2012 did have some of the greatest songs ever composed and known to mankind.