My wife and I found this 6 years ago searching for “ worst music videos ever” and we ended up enjoying the song and sang it for a month straight. We periodically come back every year or two to revisit this gem
Ok, so she gets in a limo that makes a pit stop at the sewage treatment plant where she gets out and recalls riding on some dude’s bike then she heads off to the airport and flies away! GENIUS!!!
IDK why but just reading this out loud made me lose it in hysterical laughter. I've known of this video for YEARS and yet just reading it like this made me cry laughing. Bravo lol.
I love how they pan up to the no parking sign ... Shows he's a bad boy that doesn't follow traffic laws Edit: He runs a stop sign too. They really make sure you notice
That and the shitty pan and zoom off her where a dissolve is suppose to go to something else, but they settle for the crappy brick wall, realising the error, they pan left and regret it even more, now having her in close up.
And he ran the stop sign! That dude was bad news. Good thing she got on that plane. Hanging with that dude would have just driven her auto insurance rates sky high!
that's hilarious; before i saw this comment this is what i commented in a chat "𝘢𝘸𝘸 𝘥00𝘥 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘦𝘭 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵? 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘬𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘩𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘕𝘖 𝘗𝘈𝘙𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘣𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘶𝘥𝘦." i gotcha... i get it...
1:50-2:00 did me in, between "mewwy-go-wound", "goin awound in circles" in an unnatural pitch, and her expression of a woman who's just been asked to stop singing out loud on public transportation, I couldn't hold back the laughs. Still, she's accomplished more than me!
My favorite part is at 2:31. The camera starts to pan to the right, you think it might be a somewhat clever way to fade into the next scene, but oh no... Either the cameraman forgot where he was for a moment, or he genuinely hoped when he panned back over, there would be someone else singing. No matter the reason, it was a nice bit of subtle, uninteneded, humor.
When the day is rough, I know I can always come for the comments on this video. Thank you all. She is a person though and hugs to her for following her heart.
The One Above All ! I tell you...the video to watch instead of this is "Space Age Love Song" by Flock of Seagulls...Jennifer Connelly is truly delicious in that one...definitely angel food cake!
I think that’s what it was....she’s was/is a average singer, probably got some compliments doing karaoke.....one day she said wtf.....I’m sure she wasn’t thinking she’d be signed to deal off of this...
Xamot 5.7: !!!!!! No you DIDN'T !!!!!!!! I am screeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmminnnngggg!!!!!!!!!! I hate her, though, that haughty BEACH!!! She was only waving at the young men. I'm glad he left her snotty hass. I can see her now looking out the window on her plane trip home, alone. She likes looking out of her window. Good. Can you see me now, Jan? Still won't wave to me, Jan. You BEACH!!!
This is probably what Katy Perry sounds like without the millions spent on slick studio production. The song isn't bad at all-if it was re-recorded with a better studio and the gal took a few singing lessons on the concept of what being in tune is. It's definitely not the worst video ever.
This honestly could have been a pop hit in the 1970s if the vocals had been even slightly more up to snuff and the video didn't reveal the singer to be a fat person. It still fucking sucks but the point is to not pretend that chart toppers are masterpieces.
Hey, don't question it. She's a wordsmith of the highest order...obviously! She has the gift. Are you really taking these lyrics at face value??? Shame on you. These are complex allegories, analogies, and of course, poetry. Can't understand them? So what? Who can? This is advanced stuff, yo! Classes will be taught in the coming decades, devoted solely to her otherworldly lyrical artistry. Even her outfit and hair have metaphorical meaning. She's so brilliant that it gives me anal warts.
The absolute vehemence when Jan Terri projects ‘I can’t take it no more’. You are HER and reminisce her ‘moonlit swims’. At @2:11 we see the young couple drive off into the sunset, we then pan to a red stop sign which implies that the relationship in finite and informs the listener of impending doom given that ‘he was telling lies’. We then cut to the sky for some reason signalling a self-revelation that her lover has gone forever and that she should fly out of the city to move past things. Truly an emotional rollercoaster from the juggernaut lyricist that is Jan Terri.
'I can't take it no moooooorrrrre' - is the pinnacle of Jan's emotional confusion and turmoil in the relationship. She has reached her breaking point. The passionate build up is the most moving part of the song.
That voice! That style! That unbridled sexual tension! How the fuck did this woman not decimate the music industry pop princesses of the time?? IS THERE NO JUSTICE!
Wow, I'm so confused right now...My best friends name is James McDonald. This song is like a huge joke between he and I and we're always playing this video. Totally thought you were him, so weird
I have insomnia almost 30 years, i have tried everything to help me sleep nothing worked, until i heard this "song", thanks to whoever uploaded this video, first i laughed so hard i almost pissed my pants, then slept all night.
Robert Smith yep I think I will follow your fine example and come back once a year yes she gained a life long fan not of her music but the comment section because "your the only thing that matters" sorry couldn't help myself..Lol 😀
cflo1386 lol Right? Sexual harassment in the workplace. Did you know that even though women coworkers are hot to look at, and to touch, YOU can't touch them? It's true says the law. Sorry Johnny, looks like Becky will just have to wait until after work.
I have this odd suspicion that when aliens finally reach earth, long after humanity has destroyed itself, the only evidence of our existence they will find is a usb stick with this music video on it...
Despite all the wisecracking commentary (many of which are funny), she did indeed achieve one of her goals which is more than most of can say, (including yours truly) and should be applauded for that.
Somewhere there's a demo of this that doesn't sound so polished.
Congratulations - you won the internet!
Legit LOL
Agreed. Totally won the internet.
The rental costs for the limo alone were more than the whole of putting this together.
🌟
The limo blew 93% of the budget. Lol
XD
+agochoa Not a surprise, she was working as a limo driver at that time.
LMFAO!
Haha!
And the United ticket they bought for the final shot put them in the red.
She only came into town to inspect the waste management pond. Then she flew back home. It's her job.
😭😭😏😂
LMAO
😂
Funniest comment ...
😂😂😂😂😂
My wife and I found this 6 years ago searching for “ worst music videos ever” and we ended up enjoying the song and sang it for a month straight. We periodically come back every year or two to revisit this gem
This song is responsible for a lot of pregnancies
Edit: unwanted pregnancies I might add
@@PaulieD1984 lmao
@@PaulieD1984 😁😆😂🤣
@@PaulieD1984 Fight back; warn the virgins!!!
Relationship goals
"I dont wana lose you tonight...youre the only thing that matters",,,gets on a plane and leaves. lol
This is a load of barnacles
Lol'd
exactly!
HAHAHAHA!
HAHHA. OH MAN.... thats freakin hilarious.
I’ve conceived the majority of my children to this song
Thank you for the huge laugh!! 🤣😂
LMFAO
💀💀💀💀💀💀
What about the rest of your children? What were they conceived to?
I just can’t 😂 😂 😂
I'm looking for the comment i saw months ago that said "96% of the budget was blown on the limo..." That still kills me to this day! LMFAO
She actually worked as a limousine driver at the time.
Hahahahahahahha
Only 96%? I think more like 110,they were over extended in finances. They couldn't even afford auto tune.
(Agochoa) I think the persons name is in the comments..
That comment is 5 comments above yours lol
Ok, so she gets in a limo that makes a pit stop at the sewage treatment plant where she gets out and recalls riding on some dude’s bike then she heads off to the airport and flies away! GENIUS!!!
IDK why but just reading this out loud made me lose it in hysterical laughter. I've known of this video for YEARS and yet just reading it like this made me cry laughing. Bravo lol.
The genius of the plot line is that we don't really know if she's on the plane or not. It leaves the whole situation open for interpretation.
I applaud her bold choice to not let her voice be bound by the key of the song!
LukeWarm05 gold!!!!!
Is that Ferris Bueller heading into Big City downtown at 1:01
lmao!
That's funny 😂😂😂
It's called music theory, not music fact!
I like the part where they zoom out and then zoom back in while she's standing in front of that sewer pipe. Genious.
hahahaha
Andy Ballard that's a Coppola influence right there.
She looks like RoboCop.
Yeah, played by Divine.
Andy Ballard that made the video more intense, lmfao
2:29 Camera guy: "Let me get a nice tight shot of these bricks... Wait what are we filming again? Oh right ..."
yes i was noticing that before i read more comments and it looked like the guy messed up or a robot camera went off and had to be re-aligned. Lol
@@marlak4203 did it give these automatic cameras this early?
@@boxritter im sure there were. I know this video looks like the 80's but im sure there were. Doesn't seem like a person did that....necessarily.
They had robot cameras in the early 90s but they was like $30,000. I doubt they could afford them.
You’re referring to the scene shot at the Sewage waste plant?
2:02 I like how they walk around the corner waving at nobody.
😂
I don’t think it was a wave as much as it was a “Good-bye” to that record deal!
That's exactly what trump does.😅
He’s wearing shades so nobody recognizes him 😂
@@johnnyssik rent free...
It was nice of her son to pick her up and take her to the airport.
Dead!
He looked like Robert Goulet.
there would have been some serious cash negotiation for him to do this
Bruh 💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love how they pan up to the no parking sign ... Shows he's a bad boy that doesn't follow traffic laws
Edit: He runs a stop sign too. They really make sure you notice
That and the shitty pan and zoom off her where a dissolve is suppose to go to something else, but they settle for the crappy brick wall, realising the error, they pan left and regret it even more, now having her in close up.
Fish lives the hard knock Life and doesn't play by the rules
And he ran the stop sign! That dude was bad news. Good thing she got on that plane. Hanging with that dude would have just driven her auto insurance rates sky high!
that's hilarious; before i saw this comment this is what i commented in a chat "𝘢𝘸𝘸 𝘥00𝘥 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘦𝘭 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵? 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘬𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘩𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘕𝘖 𝘗𝘈𝘙𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘣𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘶𝘥𝘦." i gotcha... i get it...
I heard he ripped a tag off a bed. He’s bad news
1:46 That guy is parked under a No Parking sign. What a rebel.
Lol😂😂😂
The slow pan and fade kills me. All attempts at subtlety didn’t work at all.
And I think he ran a stop sign.
Thats her man....Billy Bob Cyrus
Actually he's standing, not parking. To park he would have to get off the motorcycle. Rebel fail.
Ending a pop song verse with the word "circles" has never been attempted before. Hats off.
Dude is such a bad ass parking that bike under a no parking sign. Jan likes the bad boys!
He also blew a stop sign
LOL
I hear he also litters and jaywalks....Thug life 4eva
oscar obrien don't forget handicap parking.
Scott Qualls And she answers a collect call from him.
She look like a Missouri correctional officer LOL
More like she ate the Missouri correctional officer.
@@ericcruise716 bahahaha lmao
Or an inmate.
Fuck that's funny!!!!!
Or a baked potato...
This is what the Doctor shows you if you have an erection last more than 4 hours......
K.J. G. glorious comment. made my day
K.J. G. 😂😂😂 that's so mean, however I'm laughing... opps😂😂
Good one!!!
K.J. G. LMFAO!!!!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lmfao😂😂
I told my wife I want this played at my funeral.
LOL I cannot stop laughing 😂😂😂
@@blahhdittyblahh I was wheez laughing, i gonna be sore tomorrow!!
🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
your wife is gunna play this song to cause your funeral, it's murder!!!
You weren't telling the truth..
...you were telling liiieeess!
Brilliant lyrics
Fake Account LOL
Fake Account buwahahahahahahahahaha.... I was thinking same exact thing when I heard that lol
Fake Account HAHAHAHA
"my heart is open like an open book" is my personal favorite
and yours is closed
just another singer that made it because of her good looks
Ron Ulysses Swanson LOOOOOL
Ron Ulysses Swanson she looks like the female version of Stephen Furst (Flounder from "Animal House".)
Ron Ulysses Swanson LMFAO!!!!
Now THAT'S what you call a PIN-UP girl!
I cannot help it! I like mature women who have great shapes. But where I can buy all of her albums?
This should have been on Beavis and Butthead
April fools on MTV be like, play this all day long.
It is.
its cold in the d
I think it was
Omg yes! 😂
1:50-2:00 did me in, between "mewwy-go-wound", "goin awound in circles" in an unnatural pitch, and her expression of a woman who's just been asked to stop singing out loud on public transportation, I couldn't hold back the laughs. Still, she's accomplished more than me!
The comments are the best thing about this video.
Jason S. Lol I just said that before scrolling down but seriously these comments although savage had me ROFL..😄😄😆😂😂
This song could easily be the theme to ANY 80's sitcom.
But it's made in 1993...
@@hadd9000 Exactly.
This randomly showed up on a bunch of our algorithms about Six years ago 😂
I know of a '90s sitcom...Home Improvement, Tim feels this way about his tools 🔧 😄
I love how the camera occasionally just starts panning the sky.
the sky was the best bit
That is what makes the video so terrible.
"The Room" style
I love how she sings about not wanting to lose someone then immediately flies away in an airplane..
And the airplane crashes
yeah you question her sincerity.
Why bother with the limo or the shots of the airline. The video had nothing to do with these.
That was the guy leaving he got sick of her repeating herself.
1993? It looks 1983!
BlueSoulJim What!!!! This was made in 1993? No Way.... it does look like 1983 LoL.
🤣
WTF makes 80s music and video taped music video in 90s? So out of date!
That is 2006
Probably was filmed on a Hi8 camera
Parking in a no parking zone, blowing stop signs... you're better off without him Jan.
She'll catch a nasty cut from all that *edge*
He trouble that’s for sure .. 🫣
This sounds like 3-4 wine coolers and karaoke.
Accurate af
*Zima
Finally something drunk people could sing at karaoke, lol
@ 2:55
*picks up pay phone*
*inserts coins*
*dials number*
"hey"
*hangs up*
Spends four minutes not wanting to lose someone. Then gets on plane and leaves.
Crazy Steve Its nicole and Azan from 90 day fiance!! Lol
She's flying away from this song! 🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🛫🛬🛫🛬🛫🛬🛫🛬🛫🛬🛫🛬
Yeaaah..... I doubt she's got enough money to board that plane.
🛫🛬🛫🛬🛫🛬🛫
.....then let's not forget the fact that she can still be heard when the plane is flying away....
My favorite part is at 2:31. The camera starts to pan to the right, you think it might be a somewhat clever way to fade into the next scene, but oh no... Either the cameraman forgot where he was for a moment, or he genuinely hoped when he panned back over, there would be someone else singing. No matter the reason, it was a nice bit of subtle, uninteneded, humor.
😂😂😂
Lmao 😂
That camera man was trained in cinamatography under the great Sergio Leone.
It’s as if the cameraman got distracted for a moment or something 😂
Totally 💯
looks like an intro to a shitty sitcom
Drew Hoffmann looks exactly like Married with Children intro. VHS quality and all
Drew Hoffmann I was thinking Perfect Strangers.
Empty House
It was. It was called 'Terri-ing It Up' and featured Jan as a CEO of a garage sale.
Mad About Losing You
Here in Nov 2024 enjoying this classic
"My heart is an open like an open book and yours is closed" 10 minutes later a Pulitzer Prize
The sewage pipe in the background is a nice touch
Absolutely
Erock A hint that the video and her voice are pure SHIT.
Omg... best comment ever. A sewage pond. Lol. I hurt myself laughing.
I about shit when I read your comment!!! BAAAAHAHAHAHA
Lol didn't think anyone else noticed.
"I don't wanna lose you tonight"
Yet she gets on a plane and leaves him? Shit has me confused...
Anton Chigur maybe she isn't singing about the guy she is singing about her gut.
CobraStyleDevil or McDonald's
Or she thinking of 72 big macs that she has at her house (AKA mcdonalds)
because he was "telling lies"
you mean she
When the day is rough, I know I can always come for the comments on this video. Thank you all. She is a person though and hugs to her for following her heart.
Yes..I agree..She did give it her all.
This song was written shortly after the Mc Rib sandwich was taken off the menu.
The One Above All ! Nah it was written after they closed up her favorite restaurant...Grandy's.
Nature's Finest 😂 LMAO
The One Above All ! I tell you...the video to watch instead of this is "Space Age Love Song" by Flock of Seagulls...Jennifer Connelly is truly delicious in that one...definitely angel food cake!
Nature's Finest Career Opportunities . I remember that movie. Lol
The One Above All ! She looked good in everything she played in.
I just found my new ringtone.
monnimakker ha ha ha!
If only TH-cam was up in 1993, she be the next miley
That will be cool
Haven't watched this video in over a year, out of nowhere the song enters my head and here I am...
Lol me too
I searched for "funny female singer with a leather jacket" and could find this masterpiece again. God bless the internet.
I just feel sorry for the three water buffaloes that were slaughtered to make that jacket...
i looked up "worst song ever chicago"
Stop lying, you know you searched for your mom.
@@madrabiddog lmfao
F*cking caught myself singing this song, was like, wait......
It is pretty catchy.
Catchy like locker room toenail fungus
🤣
Me too
@@MatthewOhioKettering She sings “I don't wanna lose you” 22 times...
Mullet-man on the phone: "I charge a $100 an hour for my services. I got parking tickets to pay."
LOL
Lmao
2:34 WTF happened to the camera guy???
I feel like she was a nice lady. She just made herself happy by making a music video.
@MinecraftLoving 10 hush
MinecraftLoving 10 stop the drama
She commented "blm is bull shit" on one of my friend's posts recently... if that informs you one way or another lol
I think that’s what it was....she’s was/is a average singer, probably got some compliments doing karaoke.....one day she said wtf.....I’m sure she wasn’t thinking she’d be signed to deal off of this...
Case J no she must just be some bored old lady who has a lot of money and too much time on her hands
My favorite part is 1:11 where she forgets the lyrics to her own song.
Ten TonNuke: No that was a pause of intellectual license. Got to keep the fans guessing, you know. Her talents clearly have no bounds.
Same
BWAHAHAAA
Safe to say that Jen Terri is Julian Casablancas' biggest inspiration
It doesn't matter. All of the lip synching is out.
she reminds me of george castanza's mother on Seinfeld
I can't unsee her now!!
"GeOrGiEEEEE!"
“Georgie likes BANANAS!!”
But even more ugly
georgie was using his body like an amusement park! lol
“I don’t wanna lose you tonight”
**gets on a plane and leaves**
Jan from shipping and receiving killing it....
DodgeDanger hilarious!!!
Before Beth got with the bounty hunter
That's a good one👏👏👏
💀dying, hahaha
IM DONE 💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
R.I.P. Beth
🤣🤣
Imagine living a life that glamorous - boats, limousines, hot guys on motorcycles, air travel, standing next to pipes...
It's the pipes that make it all worth it.
@@zuesincoming676 I'd rather watch the pipes.
That's hilarious
The pipes are the only thing that matters
I read this in Bill Corbett's voice.
Is this the only music video Tampon Tim made ? He looks a lot different with a full head of hair.
He was singing about losing the election.
This song went double platinum. Sadly it's more entertaining than anything on pop radio from the last two decades.
lol!!
icbm777 *tru dat, nga*
ellzedd41 this was like the 80's .... big fluffy hair was in .
icbm777 how un the hell do you know this song went double platinum!? 😂😂😂😂😂
Miss.Taylor Monroe you can find that info on google
Wow they must've thought that chorus was GOLD, how many fuckin times did it play?
Too many.
im playing and notice the music is playing gotta stop it quick and fast before i lose the plot
I knowww. Like 15 minutes of " I don't wanna lose you tonight, your the only thing that matters"......ugh all the way to fadeout.
fuck that was funny. they thought they struck gold
Carrie Mondello HA!😁
Jan Terri used to travel and tour with Marilyn Manson and perform exclusively for him and the band. Look it up, not kidding.
@@ludwigamadeuswagner1933
1 creep supporting another creep. What surprising here ?
Awesome
The fact that this video's been on here for 17 years blows my mind
leather: it's a privilege, not a right
Any chance of a reunion tour?
Niko Sozë LMAO. Any chance I can get a meet and greet with the band afterwards? LOL
Lmao
Xamot 5.7: !!!!!! No you DIDN'T !!!!!!!! I am screeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmminnnngggg!!!!!!!!!! I hate her, though, that haughty BEACH!!! She was only waving at the young men. I'm glad he left her snotty hass. I can see her now looking out the window on her plane trip home, alone. She likes looking out of her window. Good. Can you see me now, Jan? Still won't wave to me, Jan. You BEACH!!!
Ethan Faunce: Then...maybe??
Ethan Faunce: NaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! Okay, then. But I'm keeping her posters up in my laundry room.
As a resident of Illinois, I can confirm this is still the culture here and she looks like 95% of women here.
Dear God! I am so very sorry!
@awd protege Sure was! Fictional town, but yes.
The best part is the phenomenal zoom camera work at 2:33
That guy on the bike is parked in a no parking area. What a badass.
With a badass mullet too!
😂😂😂
And he ran that stop sign too
1:44 Holy shit, he's parking in a non parking area, he's hardcore as fuck!
and then the camera man quickly became interested in the flying bird.
...And she still didn't tip him... The nerve!
Tell em large Marge sang to you!
Did.... Did you say Large Marge?
Bllllluuuuuwwwwwahhhhhh!!!!!
@@dmitrivlad8538 look up large Marge pee wee hurman
@@bmoneyrancidfan91 I already know. I quoted what The first Trucker responded to Pee-Wee.
😂😂😂😂
Damn Homegirl is killing it with this bad ass tune for 2021 😆😆😆
This is probably what Katy Perry sounds like without the millions spent on slick studio production. The song isn't bad at all-if it was re-recorded with a better studio and the gal took a few singing lessons on the concept of what being in tune is. It's definitely not the worst video ever.
+James Robert Nah, just throw autotune on her, like they do with everyone else.
This honestly could have been a pop hit in the 1970s if the vocals had been even slightly more up to snuff and the video didn't reveal the singer to be a fat person. It still fucking sucks but the point is to not pretend that chart toppers are masterpieces.
I thought it was Katy Perry. I don't know one of those hollywood retards from the next. Could be Beyonce for all i know. They all are the same.
zudemaster You got that right my friend. Keep us distracted so our government can rape us.
She looks like she was 40...
...15 years before this video was shot
"My heart is open like an open book, and yours is closed"
Poetry in motion
Sean The Baptist When she sings "you weren't telling the truth, you were telling lies." Did the latter really need to be elaborated on?
Hey, don't question it. She's a wordsmith of the highest order...obviously! She has the gift. Are you really taking these lyrics at face value??? Shame on you. These are complex allegories, analogies, and of course, poetry. Can't understand them? So what? Who can? This is advanced stuff, yo! Classes will be taught in the coming decades, devoted solely to her otherworldly lyrical artistry. Even her outfit and hair have metaphorical meaning.
She's so brilliant that it gives me anal warts.
Lmao
maybe she was talking about a mute person or something
richardcheesesmoker lol I'm dying.
2:00 They walk around the corner and start waving to all their fans. But no one is there.
JabberCT hahaha
😂😂😂😂
Love it loö
Bruh 🤣
The absolute vehemence when Jan Terri projects ‘I can’t take it no more’. You are HER and reminisce her ‘moonlit swims’. At @2:11 we see the young couple drive off into the sunset, we then pan to a red stop sign which implies that the relationship in finite and informs the listener of impending doom given that ‘he was telling lies’. We then cut to the sky for some reason signalling a self-revelation that her lover has gone forever and that she should fly out of the city to move past things. Truly an emotional rollercoaster from the juggernaut lyricist that is Jan Terri.
'I can't take it no moooooorrrrre' - is the pinnacle of Jan's emotional confusion and turmoil in the relationship. She has reached her breaking point. The passionate build up is the most moving part of the song.
Pharr. Out. And thank yuo!!!
is there a behind the music doc on her? i dont wanna loose her
John Schnauber too late. you loosed her buddy. but hey, win or loose, it's the effort that matters.
You're definitely losing him tonight. xD
Anna Hilbert 😂😂😂she lost his ass last week
Lmao
Anna Hilbert If I was him, I'd run..
Nature Girl lol bigtime
He probably paid for her plane ticket and limo to the airport just to get rid of her.........
Friend: " What music do you like?"
Me:" It's complicated..."
Bread of dead LOL oh my god this is gonna make me laugh all day
😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂😂
man! lmao
Lmfao...
I hope Jan Terri is well.
Still stuck in my head in 2024.
2:55 🎤🎤 pick up the phone and talk to me ....*shows guy hanging up phone* 😂
He doesn't play by the rules. Hes a contrarian with a mullet. And a chip on his shoulder. You dont tell him to pick up a phone
🤣🤣👌👍
Maybe the worst video ever, but we all watched it. 5.1 million times
George Reigle: Yay!!! Me too!
No shit!!! Hahaha
I'm only up to 3.7 million times
Is this available on iTunes
chooo chooo
That voice! That style! That unbridled sexual tension! How the fuck did this woman not decimate the music industry pop princesses of the time?? IS THERE NO JUSTICE!
100%
she's fat.
SANDY BEACHES
Noc Ma Really? I didn't notice.
Wow, I'm so confused right now...My best friends name is James McDonald. This song is like a huge joke between he and I and we're always playing this video. Totally thought you were him, so weird
Did Jim Henson give the ok for them to use his Miss Piggy puppet as the main prop in the video? Lol
When Walmart has a sale on camcorders
Eric West ... ha ha
And karaoke machines
Hahahahahahahhaha
LOL
Im dead
1:56 what the fuck was that note?
Ben Meyer lmao
Are you saying that that's the only note that was wrongly sung?
brotaque no the whole song sucked ass but that was probably the worst out of all of it 😂
Ben Meyer holy shit that cracked me the fuck up
C[rap] Major
Who else is here in 2020 watching this masterpiece?
Lol
Perfect New Year song
Me
Are you being sarcastic or what?
meee
Does anyone know when this is coming out on a cassette?
the people in hotel forced her to leave 🤣🤣🤣
We'll get you a limo. Just leave, please!
Bong Borgs I can't 😂😂😂
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
She got stopped by airport security for those cumbersome bags, but they were only FULL OF SNACKS
This is so bad that it's actually pretty good
Boyfriend is a badass. Parks in the no standing and fails to stop at a stop sign
boyfriend is a loser. he dates the ugliest bitch that ever appeared on MTV
@@mrbubetube Damn...lol 🤣
😂😂😂
@@mrbubetube that was rude
FTW!
The best thing ever filmed in Chicago
Most of it was green screened. I believe it was filmed in Canada as it was cheaper
Fukn A!
Yes the best hing every filmed in Chicago right after the Great Chicago Fire.
I have insomnia almost 30 years, i have tried everything to help me sleep nothing worked, until i heard this "song", thanks to whoever uploaded this video, first i laughed so hard i almost pissed my pants, then slept all night.
arron paul YOU pissed your pants & SHE shit the bed on this song!...
@@vergon6662 he said that he almost :/
This crap is so good , I come back once a year 😉👏
Caudal Chile this post was 11 months ago, you should be due for a return soon
oe ya po aparece
Caudal Chile I'm here when you come back babe 😍
Robert Smith yep I think I will follow your fine example and come back once a year yes she gained a life long fan not of her music but the comment section because "your the only thing that matters" sorry couldn't help myself..Lol 😀
I wave to her when she waves. But not to Nino, he lies.
But hey! She got out there an sang/produced and directed her damn music video! More power to you girl!
No alx. Just no.
Yeah but fuck is she UGLY
She's got more than one video. Google her. This is probably the best one.
robert vazquez and 3 inches.. oh my gawd, that's huge
She could of put more thought into that song though.
Camera man's hidden message to Jan Terri at 2:18
I'm guessing she doesnt want to lose him tonight.
Good guess!
I think he's the only thing that matters.
@@Van_Der_Lay_Industries 100%. Thats gotta be it . 🤣
😂😂😂🤣🤣👍🤣
She just needs his love
Friend: "what's your favourite song?"
Me: "you would'nt get it"
Reminds me of those educational and horribly produced videos l had to watch in the 90's to learn English. Except worse.
Or every company human resources video from the eighties.
Booya! True as well
cflo1386 lol Right? Sexual harassment in the workplace. Did you know that even though women coworkers are hot to look at, and to touch, YOU can't touch them? It's true says the law. Sorry Johnny, looks like Becky will just have to wait until after work.
You took the time to get it right. Congrats.
I have this odd suspicion that when aliens finally reach earth, long after humanity has destroyed itself, the only evidence of our existence they will find is a usb stick with this music video on it...
We can’t let that be our legacy!
The entire budget of the video was spent on that limo.
That would be the easiest thing to believe in the whole vid.
The Audio Spectrum Actually no. She was a limo driver, so that part cost nothing.
greatleaper well that makes sense. Wonder how do you know this little piece of trivia.
Looked her up on wikipedia.
And her wig
This video is Jan Terri's dream-come-true. Hey, she got it done. That's more than some people do.
Despite all the wisecracking commentary (many of which are funny), she did indeed achieve one of her goals which is more than most of can say, (including yours truly) and should be applauded for that.
She came, she saw, she conquered... can't fault her for that.
I would rather die a virgin.
I think the jury's still out on that
And honestly she should’ve kept this a dream
the sewer piping near the fountain.....Excellent framing
The location scout went on to work for Spielberg.
And the camera man was trained by the master of cinamatography himself, the great Sergio Leone
2024 anyone?
November 2024!!
Honestly, this isn't even the worst thing we've seen so far this year 😢
From now to eternity
Perfection!!
Have to stop by every couple of years...