God hit subdivide too many times, that's why some people have bad eyesight. They needed to turn their resolution down so much, and glasses is just them streaming real life.
i did a blender sculpt project for school, and when i got off everything in real life felt like i could grow and erode anything using the power of my eyes 💀💀
The newer one is significantly better in most ways. There are a few things to argue over as artistic preferences, but otherwise is was just a straight upgrade
Honestly, it does look quite a bit better. The road looks more polished and realistic, the bench looks much more nicer, and the trees now have leaves. The only complaint I have is that the old lamp looks better in my opinion.
The music video that is shown at 0:53 is on youtube with the name "Somebody Else Start Living My Life" and is made by Kevin Temmer Tunes. The post in this video is 3 years old and the youtube release is 2 years old, so the reddit poster could have been Kevin, but it's impossible to know because of the deleted reddit account.
2:10 Blendshapes. He's on the "smile" shape key, which explains why the face keeps going for the smile in Edit mode. He needed to go for the Basis shape key if he wanted to properly edit the face
1:00 there is a significant difference bro, like he made the bench better and he probably made more lighning samples, since it looks better on trees and trees actually have leafs now
@@raymondsanders885basically in edit mode the edges of polygons are black lines, where the faces show up in gray. There are so many polygons that all you can see are the edges.
That thumbnail is of an Airbus sidestick [edit: I WAS WRONG! It’s actually a Logitech Extreme 3D], used on virtually all Airbus aircraft. It controls the pitch and roll of the aircraft. Also, here is some money to help your [likely chronic] insanity due to the Blender Help Forum.
Listen, I have been using Blender for almost 16 years. Let me tell you, that most will not stop creating abominations until year ten. Meaning? Funny Blender help forum content forever :D
Straight disrespect. You don't even need experience to tell that: The light is brighter The wood on the bench has a better PBR material The concrete has pools of water in it The foliage on the left is better spread out The trees also have foliage, making the scene feel more full And that's just from first glance. I enjoyed these videos at first but now he's just fabricating issues
1:00 Wdym there is no difference?! On the left there are only dead trees, while they are filled with autumn leaves. There is also another one in the foreground. On the left there is a ground that looks too grainy, which makes it look like sand, which is unfitting for a park. On the right the ground is covered in muddy water, which suggests the aftermath of an autumn rain. The surrounding region is also covered in individual leaves, instead of grass. The bloom is more intense, which (imo) looks better in the foggy setting. And the lamppost itself is different, having hanging lamps instead of standing ones. Not to mention the shape of the bench, which is also different. Now, I know that this is probably a joke. But I don't want anyone to accidentally gloss over the image for two seconds and assume it's true. Improvement must be recognized.
@@XxSanderMLGamerXx creator changed lantern so it would highlight main part of the image. It's on purpose looks worse, but in the end, it's works even better
2:44 I'm pretty amateur with model creation, but considering he has 942,000 tris in just half a model of a person, Jesus dude. The original Super Mario model from Mario 64 had 750 tris, the whole damn model. Do the math, and you can either have this half body for 942,000 tris, OR 1,253 MARIOS ON YOUR SCREEN. That's how many Mario's it would take to equal that Blender model. Somebody please tell me what computer that guy is using, and then someone inform the government because I think he stole a supercomputer from them.
The "3d short about my existential crisis" is stolen. The video was actually the song "Somebody Else" by Kevin Temmer on TH-cam. It wasn't even made in Blender. It was made in Autodesk Maya.
I am glad you are making these videos because I watched the last 3 videos at 5am last night and they were the funniest things I have ever seen. I know little about blender aside from messing around with it in highschool but that only makes them funnier
Welcome to my vendetta, involving all the posts he freaks out about 1 the shoe's fake. This was taken off of blenderkit, and the user subdivided it. I know this because the subdivide function is in the edge select mode which the screenshot is currently in. 2 the post about the guy's existential crisis. Go find that video, not only is the animation top tier! But the music is great and unique! I don't know why it's in a video about Blender gore though. 3 the one about the skeletons in the cathedral model. It's not hard to know exactly what the guy is talking about. He has a repeating texture but he wants to paint on it in order to put circles around every skeleton. Pretty easy if you understand shader nodes. 4 the post comparing someone's remade render. If you have eyes, and look for a second, the render is fucking different. I'm normally not angry about this kind of stuff BUT YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE THE BRIGHTER LIGHT AND PUDDLE. It's like looking at a children's drawing, and then the Mona Lisa and going, "Whats the difference!" Seriously, I know this is all for comedy but if you start pretending posts are problems, and giving attention to obviously fake ones, you come off as either a cheapskate or a pretentious jerk.
If you haven't already seen them, you should 100% make a video about the models in the Garten of Ban Ban games. There are six games in the series, yet the one thing the devs haven't improved on are the models' topology.
The curse of affordable 3D scanning technology is there's now an excess supply of "muh realistic model" and it have like five gorjoulion polygon and is fused to a tabletop, the pinnacle of 3d modeling right next to AI generated slop
The jetson nano model I imported for a CAD project had over 1 million triangles and idk how they managed to make a couple of rectangular prisms do that
The reason why the dude was smiling in the edit mode is because you have a blend shape selected. Just select default blend shape and it should fix the issue
0:58 I've felt this for many modern graphics "RTX on RTX off" stuff and other demonstrations. They both look the same. People say "This one looks much worse" no? To me it just more stylized rather than "bland hyper realistic". But in his show, there is much more difference than other showcases and honestly his old one's better. The ground is completely flat and has an ugly reflection in the new and the light went from a tasteful design to blinding bright ball.
Is this a sign to learn Blender
whatever you do, do not learn blender, run while you still can and live a happy life i beg you
I unironically downloaded blender because i saw his videos
Do you wish to have the thoughts of losing your ability to live?
If yes then this is surely a sign
@@whitepinkblue1744 it's too late for you
No it’s a comment on youtube but you should learn blender, it’s fun and very rewarding once you get past the brunt of the learning curve
And after you step outside, you realize that each blade of grass you've stepped on holds 846,964 vertices with inconsistent topology.
God hit subdivide too many times, that's why some people have bad eyesight. They needed to turn their resolution down so much, and glasses is just them streaming real life.
@ZimaNoMori Smh another developer relying on DLSS for performance
I will never touch grass with my barefoot again.
Just do not go outside and there will be no problems with grass!
i did a blender sculpt project for school, and when i got off everything in real life felt like i could grow and erode anything using the power of my eyes 💀💀
okay but that "i redid my old artwork" actually looked quite a lot better than the old version
there's a whole war in the posts comment about which version is better
The newer one is significantly better in most ways. There are a few things to argue over as artistic preferences, but otherwise is was just a straight upgrade
The displacement of grasses and tree leaves are definitely improved
the ground of the new one looks better too
Honestly, it does look quite a bit better. The road looks more polished and realistic, the bench looks much more nicer, and the trees now have leaves. The only complaint I have is that the old lamp looks better in my opinion.
The music video that is shown at 0:53 is on youtube with the name "Somebody Else Start Living My Life" and is made by Kevin Temmer Tunes.
The post in this video is 3 years old and the youtube release is 2 years old, so the reddit poster could have been Kevin, but it's impossible to know because of the deleted reddit account.
Aint that dude the lead animator on digital circus and murder drones?
@@DaKingKaydenhe is
@@DaKingKayden Yep, thats him, professional shitposter and animator. Also very good Dr.Doofenshmirtz impersonator
DaKingKayden yes
i was going to comment about this, glad someone else caught it lmao
then he steps outside and sees a 903,384,284 triangle scene and disintegrates
It's in vertex
For god's sake, don't step on the grass.
2:10 Blendshapes. He's on the "smile" shape key, which explains why the face keeps going for the smile in Edit mode. He needed to go for the Basis shape key if he wanted to properly edit the face
When I tell you that one made my nonexistent abs hurt
I thought it used a hidden skeleton
He found an infinite subscribers glitch.
no
i love when it is infinie and not infiniTe =)
I'm learning blender. This is terrifying.
3D modeling isn't just about getting better, but also learning how to be numb to your horrific, logic defying creations :3
@@IllyasArt POV: my donut that somehow broke my middle mouse button overnight
bro terryfing is JToH difficulty
@@Kirillllol228
It's not too late to turn back
*checks time*
Nvm, it's too late.
1:00 there is a significant difference bro, like he made the bench better and he probably made more lighning samples, since it looks better on trees and trees actually have leafs now
1:36 I thought he didn't put lights in his render and then I realised IT WAS THE EDGES IN EDIT MODE
What does that mean
Too many polygans?
@justhere4637 how many polygons
@@raymondsanders885basically in edit mode the edges of polygons are black lines, where the faces show up in gray.
There are so many polygons that all you can see are the edges.
@@raymondsanders885 a whopping “Is Your Pc A Nuclear Reactor” amount of polygons
That thumbnail is of an Airbus sidestick [edit: I WAS WRONG! It’s actually a Logitech Extreme
3D], used on virtually all Airbus aircraft. It controls the pitch and roll of the aircraft.
Also, here is some money to help your [likely chronic] insanity due to the Blender Help Forum.
Thank you man 🙏 very generous of you
The thumbnail is actually a Logitech Extreme 3D Pro stick. Source: I have 2 on my desk right now
@ damn my knowledge has failed me
Fixed
1:00 that is very clearly different
yeah lol
He also turned into Shaggy
1:00
>biggest difference i've seen ever>"THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE"
2021: Looks good
2024: Looks good
_There is literally no difference i duno_
Listen, I have been using Blender for almost 16 years. Let me tell you, that most will not stop creating abominations until year ten. Meaning? Funny Blender help forum content forever :D
I love seeing peak, realistic made renditions in this video
1:55
Never thought i'd get jumpscared by honey.
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Me after spicy food:
These videos open up my third eye to the outer gods 10/10
tool mentioned
0:47 HELP, HI THAT'S MY LITTLE BROTHER'S SNAKE, HE'S 9, it's literally the morning i shouldn't be laughing this hard.
Hi( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I mean, It’s not bad for his age. Cool!
01:00 either bait or disrespect 💀
Really hope it's the 1st one
No, genuine.
nah, he rage baiting
@@bobby10201 that's what I'm saying 💀
Straight disrespect. You don't even need experience to tell that:
The light is brighter
The wood on the bench has a better PBR material
The concrete has pools of water in it
The foliage on the left is better spread out
The trees also have foliage, making the scene feel more full
And that's just from first glance. I enjoyed these videos at first but now he's just fabricating issues
I've just got an ad with therapy advice in it before watching this video. Is this a sign???
Lol, you're not the only one, and I have started to wonder the same. After all, I have watched all of the videos about blender
0:11 last words before disaster
"Is my topology good?"
Meanwhile the model being black in edit mode.
0:43 4d blender coming in 2025 🗣🔥
For real though, what is this? o_o
1:00 That's a pretty big improvement though
0:35 yandere sim toothbrush incident 2: electric boogaloo
REAL
1:00
Wdym there is no difference?!
On the left there are only dead trees, while they are filled with autumn leaves. There is also another one in the foreground.
On the left there is a ground that looks too grainy, which makes it look like sand, which is unfitting for a park. On the right the ground is covered in muddy water, which suggests the aftermath of an autumn rain. The surrounding region is also covered in individual leaves, instead of grass.
The bloom is more intense, which (imo) looks better in the foggy setting. And the lamppost itself is different, having hanging lamps instead of standing ones. Not to mention the shape of the bench, which is also different.
Now, I know that this is probably a joke. But I don't want anyone to accidentally gloss over the image for two seconds and assume it's true. Improvement must be recognized.
1:00 there is difference. Composition is better and guy learned how to make leaves
Was about to say; actually looks a decent bit better.
But the lantern looks worse
@@XxSanderMLGamerXx creator changed lantern so it would highlight main part of the image. It's on purpose looks worse, but in the end, it's works even better
"Joe-quin Phoenicks"
The most horrifying part was how “Joaquin” was pronounced
I was afraid of this one coming to bite me 😭
@clonemace It’s pronounced “hua-keen” for future reference
2:44 I'm pretty amateur with model creation, but considering he has 942,000 tris in just half a model of a person, Jesus dude. The original Super Mario model from Mario 64 had 750 tris, the whole damn model. Do the math, and you can either have this half body for 942,000 tris, OR 1,253 MARIOS ON YOUR SCREEN. That's how many Mario's it would take to equal that Blender model. Somebody please tell me what computer that guy is using, and then someone inform the government because I think he stole a supercomputer from them.
The "3d short about my existential crisis" is stolen. The video was actually the song "Somebody Else" by Kevin Temmer on TH-cam. It wasn't even made in Blender. It was made in Autodesk Maya.
Was gonna comment this myself, thanks
I am glad you are making these videos because I watched the last 3 videos at 5am last night and they were the funniest things I have ever seen. I know little about blender aside from messing around with it in highschool but that only makes them funnier
Welcome to my vendetta, involving all the posts he freaks out about
1 the shoe's fake. This was taken off of blenderkit, and the user subdivided it. I know this because the subdivide function is in the edge select mode which the screenshot is currently in.
2 the post about the guy's existential crisis. Go find that video, not only is the animation top tier! But the music is great and unique! I don't know why it's in a video about Blender gore though.
3 the one about the skeletons in the cathedral model. It's not hard to know exactly what the guy is talking about. He has a repeating texture but he wants to paint on it in order to put circles around every skeleton. Pretty easy if you understand shader nodes.
4 the post comparing someone's remade render. If you have eyes, and look for a second, the render is fucking different. I'm normally not angry about this kind of stuff BUT YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE THE BRIGHTER LIGHT AND PUDDLE.
It's like looking at a children's drawing, and then the Mona Lisa and going, "Whats the difference!"
Seriously, I know this is all for comedy but if you start pretending posts are problems, and giving attention to obviously fake ones, you come off as either a cheapskate or a pretentious jerk.
muh my facts and logic...why isn't this comedy youtuber who makes funny videos for the funny acknowledging them....
If you haven't already seen them, you should 100% make a video about the models in the Garten of Ban Ban games. There are six games in the series, yet the one thing the devs haven't improved on are the models' topology.
Omg kevin temmer at 0:52, love his songs and animations. An incredibly talented animator and musician
So this is what programmers feel like when they see yandev code
2:11 for those who don't know, this can be caused by turning on shape keys, or having an armature.
Top 10 blender help forum
When the existential crisis brings out Shaggy
I love how it starts out peaceful and then more wacky near the end
1:52 "Joe-quin Pheonix" had me rolling 🤣
"You're living-proof that there are levels to unemployment" Is wild mad bro 😭🙏
the logitech extreme 3d pro joystick:
Did you know the original DS had a hardware limit of 1024 triangles lol.
2:13 might be shape keys
The guy that made the existential crisis animation is Kevin Temmer, he makes aweosme music and also animates on TADC and Murder Drones.
I didn't expect to see Kevin Temmer in here but I am very happy.
Dawg legit sounds like morty if he knew how to use blender
0:45 is this the 4th or the 5th dimension?
Blud working in quantum blender💀
2:09 that one mannequin in my house when i switch the light off to go to sleep:
This is why I don't learn blender. Like I want to but somehow industry grade CAD software is less obtuse and my brain is stuck in CAD mode.
1:45 BRO SAID JOKIN PHOENIX
The Logitech X3D model for a “car” is diabolical😭😭😭
I can't even get past beginning stages of blender
The thing that's going to make me pass out is how Clonemace pronounced Joaquin
1:16 water tension save me!
2:42 garten of banban
The curse of affordable 3D scanning technology is there's now an excess supply of "muh realistic model" and it have like five gorjoulion polygon and is fused to a tabletop, the pinnacle of 3d modeling right next to AI generated slop
The board advise part had me dying a bit on the inside-
I truly hope you were jesting..
0:48 plot twist his brother is 5, I remember checking the comments
HE'S 9, IM OP 😭
@HoldmyApplejuice oh true I got my numbers mixed up. Big up to him and his snake guy and to you too for being a bro
Bro is gonna milk this until the cows come home
worth staying up for at 4 am 10/10
the existential crisis one was stolen from a very talented blue skys worker (kevin temmer tunes)
i tried to make a outline in blender and it ended up with 634,121 vertices and 300 new squares in the workspace
“Joe-quin Phoenix.”
Ah yes all Clonemace videos are very calming
The jetson nano model I imported for a CAD project had over 1 million triangles and idk how they managed to make a couple of rectangular prisms do that
The reason why the dude was smiling in the edit mode is because you have a blend shape selected. Just select default blend shape and it should fix the issue
Me: I wanna learn blender!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me after seeing this video: I wanna learn blender.
"Joke-win Phoenix"
Infinite content glitch
I’ve become the very thing I swore to destroy
I am learning blender, this tells me i can be helped. and i must help...
When I watch these, I get uncomfortable in my own clothes.
1:19 here we see Fark, Spuun, and Kife. The best silverware.
My dad has that exact joystick model that is shown in the thumbnail. I see him using it to play Microsoft Flight Simulator
It's called r/blenderhelp because putting these models into the blender may actually help.
ah yes, my favorite slop. browsing reddit subs for me.
1:00 "THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE!"
*looks inside*
*Differeces*
I loved those ineffective utensils 🥺
guys the blender forum videos are still MASSIVE
Have you guys read the terms and conditions before using blender, the dev team owns half of your soul, that’s how blender stayed free
1:16 To be fair the first one is just a spatula, second one is a can opener with a leverage handle, third one is just useless.
0:51 Oh shit that's Kevin Temmer isn't it?
this video made me laugh like no other made me in a long time
0:52 that 3d animated blender short by Kevin Temmer Tunes is kinda fire ngl
The way you pronounced Joaquin Phoenix made me pass out
When in doubt *add more polygons*
0:33 its perfectly fine
FOR AN ENTIRE GAME
Started to relearn blender cause of these videos😭
0:51 the animation was made by Kevin Tremmer, he posted the video on TH-cam, the name of the vid is "Somebody Else"
1:16 Well I could use the "fork" like a spoon, the "knife" will still spread things, and I might be able to use the sploop to break fingers.
The worst sin in this video was not anything to do with blender, but that you pronounced Joaquin Phoenix as "Joke-quin"
Blender is free, but our soul is the price.
2:10 geeked vs locked in 💀
0:38 You wouldn't have liked the banana I made and handpainted in Blender when I didn't even know what UVWs were...
blender helpf orum is an amazing p lace 👍💥
I have a Challenge for u: *how much you can resist against millions of polygons in every post?*
0:58 I've felt this for many modern graphics "RTX on RTX off" stuff and other demonstrations.
They both look the same. People say "This one looks much worse" no? To me it just more stylized rather than "bland hyper realistic".
But in his show, there is much more difference than other showcases and honestly his old one's better. The ground is completely flat and has an ugly reflection in the new and the light went from a tasteful design to blinding bright ball.
the shoe one with the weird sole isnt the worst, im guessing it started as a high heel and theyre editing the model somehow into more of a wedge heel?
currently 3d printing a cat while watching this