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It’s all rooted in truth. As a former NYC-er that grew up in partly in Long Island I have met most of these people. It’s incredible how rapidly and accurately he can just recall them all.
Yep there was always 1 def not obses but def not skinny girl in the hot groups when i was in school. Nicest person always but never had a bf. Mainly cause being with the hot crowd she just saw herself as too cool status wise to date the guys that were more her level look wise lol
Or she thinks she’s hot because some dude who’s a 10/10 and popular got super hammered and hooked up with her once at a party. All the while, he tries to bury that ever happened because he doesn’t want people to know he doesn’t really have any standards when it comes to just hooking up.
@@nathan5295 they're phlebotomists who their coworkers secretly complain about smelling like cat piss, they may eat your TV dinners if you leave them in the break room fridge too long . they wear their scrubs everywhere in public so you'll THINK they do something important in the medical field.
@@davidverdugo6266 I can totally see Tom being one of those kids that fakes being rich and preppy just to hang out and ultimately use the actual rich and popular kids
In his own words it’s because 1. He dosnt want to be that big and he knows what his fan base is and likes. 2. People don’t want him to be the biggest because he’s so controversial and says crazy’s hit but he’s also gay so it basically makes him untouchable. What’s the best way to stop someone you can’t cancel don’t acknowledge them. On his own show in the patrion only ones he says many times how he’s allowed to say wild shit and slander people and nobody will come at him or even right an article about him specifically because he is gay and he dosnt fit the agenda of media but if Joe or any other comidean said the shit he does on his shows they would get fucked
I'm 31 and all these personalities we're around in my day.. just the same old recycled shit with a twist of modern description. He definitely has his finger on what's going on though.
this is beautiful. i love how much tim dillon does not care how accurate he is. absolute legend among the human race but fully expects to be largely disregarded. love u man
@@matthewromano9621 i realized i was being a lowlife, you know, missing exams because i rather get high ... anyways.Im in a better place now. Been sober for more than 2 years and making up for all the losses i took. Take care.
I was the weed guy and the white guy who was trying to be black. Literally hit the nail on the head except for the fact that I’m not Jewish, but I look like I am lol.
Tim Dillon is a treasure and Ben is one of the best producers in the business. He knows exactly how to let the magic happen, which is astonishingly rare in co-hosts (think Opie)
Its been a long time since I really thought about high school. Immediately I thought of someone that fit those personalities while listening. It was a weird look into the past and association experiment.
6:57 😂😂😂😂😂 *god i love this side of tim* it’s even polarizing to his friends sometimes. it got dead quiet and i was dying laughing. he’s so skilled at comedically generalizing modern day society. i appreciate him and his style of comedy.
I agree. Every time i listen to Patrice, I imagine myself imitating him the way you wish you could perform like your favorite musician. I get that same vibes from tim lmao (without imitating his sugary lifestyle of course).
Holy shit Tim, I seen you on joe rogan and thought you were interesting but then I just started to watch some of your videos.. and damn you had me crying laughing. I seriously do not understand how you have only 10k subscribers. You are a legit comedy genius,thanks for giving me a good laugh, I really needed it.
Cheers to those parents that werent only happy to see you and hide you from the cops, but then made you supper!!! God bless you heroes, you amazing humans! I can't drop names but I love you all!
Omg you're right. I always sort of took, him as a New York Italian who tries to be black on his podcast. It almost seems natural.....but his last name is SHULTZ
“Jews who think they’re Italian and want to be black” sounds like Michael Rapaport
Fucking nailed it.
100%
Andrew dice clay, dc benny, max kellerman was like this. Lots of new york, jersey and north east jews like this.
i think he was, lol. "Usually rich, say things like 'son' and get away it."
Isa real one
“Fat Girl With A Clean Car” should be a Broadway musical
"Hairspray"
I knew many many fat girls with dirty cars
@@marcocano8399 sorry to hear that brother
Or a party movie similar to project x and Superbad
Maybe get rebel Wilson to play the protagonist
you're into fitness because you're ready to fight a race war 🤣
😂😂
@@podhub5274 thanks for the content, just subscribed
Fucking Ben losing his shit in the back at that
@@BenDover-ij7yp Uncle A approves!🤚
😄
I dying!! 🤣☠🤣☠
"Don't always be 100% yourself, no one wants that..." words to live by
💡
Absolute facts this should be said more. Dont ENTIRELY hide who you are but def dont have it amped to 100 always
@@Rowsy91learned that the hard way recently 😔
No wonder I'm controversial!😂
he can just rattle off a bunch of super accurate generic personalities people have without hesitation for 17 minuets, damn
If you listen to his bit about ice cream brands it’s very similar. Completely different topic but still, he has a talent for it
It’s all rooted in truth. As a former NYC-er that grew up in partly in Long Island I have met most of these people. It’s incredible how rapidly and accurately he can just recall them all.
@@stubstunner the tropes are true everywhere around the world, just brings to light how ordinary life is
Yo mama chinny chin chin! WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
Brokers and salesmen deal with a broad spectrum
"You're the Fat Girl with a clean car, you're an American Legend."
I'm fuckin dead🤣
“Marlboro lights - they’re not just for Asians, but Asians love them” this needs to be their new slogan
this is fucking hilarious, im cambodian and everybody i knew smoked marlboro's
Every Asian I've ever met that smokes, smokes Marlboro Lights.
"Fat girl who doesn't know she's fat" is a doozy when she has her sights set on you.
What's worse is when she KNOWS she's fat but still goes for it anyway. Cough *LIZZO* Cough
Yep there was always 1 def not obses but def not skinny girl in the hot groups when i was in school. Nicest person always but never had a bf. Mainly cause being with the hot crowd she just saw herself as too cool status wise to date the guys that were more her level look wise lol
Or she thinks she’s hot because some dude who’s a 10/10 and popular got super hammered and hooked up with her once at a party. All the while, he tries to bury that ever happened because he doesn’t want people to know he doesn’t really have any standards when it comes to just hooking up.
Then their friends get mad at you for not being interested in her
@@Pastymeatheadyeah a lot of women don’t realize that sometimes men will stoop low just for the one time
Stavros sweating when Tim got to THAT part.
Cant believe this isnt a top comment
EVERYTIME Stav starts talking about pussy, it's exactly what Tim said.
My favorite stav quote: "I'm good at sex. I'm good at fucking."
13:52? I’m not sure but I think this is Tim. I’m just guessing though
tim's whole career is based upon the fact that he is a keener observer than most people. and knows how to put it in a funny way. he is awesome.
90% of comedians lol
The straightest looking guy with the gayest cigarette flick when making a point, so perfect.
Jesus Tim literally just described my entire high school experience as the pot head kid.
Same here 😂 he was fucking spot on god damn
im approaching 1 year out of high school and hes on spot, i gotta quit
Embrace it
I was eating goddamn fettuccine when he said that I almost busted my shit laughing
@@seenhandleyept T-minus 1 year until you fuck up your life like the rest of us
The Kia Soul with Harry Potter/Butterfly/Dr Who stickers is the Official Fat chick car.
HAY!! 🤣
And they go into nursing 100% of the time
@@nathan5295 they're phlebotomists who their coworkers secretly complain about smelling like cat piss, they may eat your TV dinners if you leave them in the break room fridge too long . they wear their scrubs everywhere in public so you'll THINK they do something important in the medical field.
Facts.
*WICCAN*
You can tell that there is a tiny bit of each of those personalities within Tim
Insanely gay?
Uhhh no, tim wasnt a jock, he doesnt act black, he was the popular preppy kid.
@@davidverdugo6266 I can totally see Tom being one of those kids that fakes being rich and preppy just to hang out and ultimately use the actual rich and popular kids
I see more of the fuck or figth type.
It’s in all of us bro
Why isn’t this guy the biggest comedian on earth? Amazing material.
Because he’s a threat to the platforms that usually shine light on the “biggest comedian”.
He is, most of the world just has not found out yet
Overrated, waiting for worthy stand up sets that are remotely funny. All subjective though.
@@SCOODAMcGOODA ??
In his own words it’s because 1. He dosnt want to be that big and he knows what his fan base is and likes.
2. People don’t want him to be the biggest because he’s so controversial and says crazy’s hit but he’s also gay so it basically makes him untouchable. What’s the best way to stop someone you can’t cancel don’t acknowledge them. On his own show in the patrion only ones he says many times how he’s allowed to say wild shit and slander people and nobody will come at him or even right an article about him specifically because he is gay and he dosnt fit the agenda of media but if Joe or any other comidean said the shit he does on his shows they would get fucked
Every time Tim takes a puff of the cigarette, you know there’s another nugget of gold coming
“‘Saturdays are for the boys’. No they’re not for the boys, they’re for job interviews” 😂
"Hard working Lesbian" is one of the most subtle yet on point social observations I've even heard.
this is ridiculous accurate 😂 tim with a finger on todays youth pulse lol
Naa more like high schoolers always do that shit
this guy was going so easy on the barstool fat fucks when he realized that his whole fan base r those kids
or more like things have never changed
I'm 31 and all these personalities we're around in my day.. just the same old recycled shit with a twist of modern description. He definitely has his finger on what's going on though.
@@andresmendozaondatube 100%. He forgot to mention how gay the bartstool kid was to everyone else
Tim dillon is on the patrice oneal trajectory. His accuracy in assessing our society is converting him into a philosopher. Amazing content!
Everybody's saying that comedians are modern day philosophers. You know who's offended by that? Modern day philosophers.
He is literally one of the funniest people on earth.
tim is a genius...
Tim is one of those comedians that you know is actually really smart
I wonder if Tim and Patrice would've jelled...
Tim Dillon understands people and the world on another level. He has a lot of insight.
The girl who started with a "peanut allergy" but ends senior year with "cancer" for sympathy fame.
That one must be new.
It's been ten years since high school but as he was rattling people off, names were popping into my head very quickly. 🤣
I find myself listening to Tim Dillon, everyday. Appreciate ya dude
"i dont smoke" ...20 darts jammed into a candle
Thank you so much Tim, your comedy picks me up more then anything
this is beautiful. i love how much tim dillon does not care how accurate he is. absolute legend among the human race but fully expects to be largely disregarded. love u man
I was the weed guy and i did destroy my life 2 years out of high school, this man tim read my horoscope or some shit 💀😂😂
same. for me it took 3.5 years out of highschool. Dropped out when i had two more semesters to graduate college lmao
@@matthewromano9621 i realized i was being a lowlife, you know, missing exams because i rather get high ... anyways.Im in a better place now. Been sober for more than 2 years and making up for all the losses i took. Take care.
I was the weed guy and the white guy who was trying to be black. Literally hit the nail on the head except for the fact that I’m not Jewish, but I look like I am lol.
“Dylan”
Same here lol
Greatest Ranter of All Times
Yeah I have no idea what I just came across but this is hilarious as it is accurate lmaooo
How is he so accurately descriptive, when I hear him in other podcasts too he’s always on point 😂
Such a classic video. The transition from weed guy to nazi gamer really ramps up the rant into another gear 😂😂
Jeez, this is brilliant.
This is some of Tim's best work in my opinion
@@podhub5274 I'm a combination of about 3 of these. I'll leave you to figure out which!
This is absolutely amazing I laughed the whole time. Wow. TD a legend
This is one of Tim's best bits imo
This was pretty funny glad I stumbled upon this lol
13:54 that’s literally Stavros
Stavros fuck tho no? For a fat guy that dude's slinging
Every personality Tim has brought up I came up with at least a few names from my high school that fit perfectly. lol
This is gold. Pure gold.
One of Tim's best clips
This the best video out today. I love Tim!!
Great show
Tim Dillon is a treasure and Ben is one of the best producers in the business. He knows exactly how to let the magic happen, which is astonishingly rare in co-hosts (think Opie)
I want Tim to write a High School movie!
Tim Dillon getting recognition makes me happy
Its been a long time since I really thought about high school. Immediately I thought of someone that fit those personalities while listening. It was a weird look into the past and association experiment.
First Tim Dillon pod appearance I’ve seen must say I’m a fan
This is gold,dont know how i find this but im so glad i did,so funny,what a funny guy😂😂😂
This is essential viewing. What a genius social observer & commentator he is.
One of the greatest videos on the internet 😭😭😂😭😭😭
Insane how accurate this is
I needed this
This is absolutely amazing
This is so well thought out
The weed personality was astonishingly accurate lololol
6:57 😂😂😂😂😂 *god i love this side of tim* it’s even polarizing to his friends sometimes. it got dead quiet and i was dying laughing. he’s so skilled at comedically generalizing modern day society. i appreciate him and his style of comedy.
This is it! The be all and end all. Thankyou Mr Dillon
Thanks for the laughs Tim.
I was tempted to takes notes while watching this, lol, very informative video.
Bro Tim dillion is the Patrice o Neals spirit living on. Ive never seen a comic so spot on like this since Patrice died
I agree. Every time i listen to Patrice, I imagine myself imitating him the way you wish you could perform like your favorite musician. I get that same vibes from tim lmao (without imitating his sugary lifestyle of course).
He IS!!!
He’s the white Patrice!!!
Well this was amazing
This is the funniest bit on the internet.
Genius as always
Been watching been subscribed
Tim discussing his split personalities
This is gold.
The weed part is awesome
Top 3 Tim Dillion rant , no doubt about it
Tim Dillion is the most naturally funny person.
Holy shit Tim, I seen you on joe rogan and thought you were interesting but then I just started to watch some of your videos.. and damn you had me crying laughing. I seriously do not understand how you have only 10k subscribers. You are a legit comedy genius,thanks for giving me a good laugh, I really needed it.
I also found him from Rogan's podcast. He is hilarious.
This might be the funniest 10 minutes of anything I've ever heard
Great input by Devan.
the greatest timmy d clip of all time, hands down.
This is insanely accurate for Long Island, NY which I know Tim is from… great.
This was perfect 💀
This is so insanely accurate
This episode hit deep 😂😵💫
This is gold
Thank you!
"You gotta know where u should go" this is junkie 101. I learned this quickly.
this is the most accurate thing ive ever heard
This is fucking hilarious, genuinely had me laughing out loud
I'm a missing person at work 🤣🤣. I'd like to hear a work edition from Tim.
Great idea! Types of coworkers maybe?
Cheers to those parents that werent only happy to see you and hide you from the cops, but then made you supper!!! God bless you heroes, you amazing humans! I can't drop names but I love you all!
7:20 cut my to my core lmao holy shit even the bit about wine
This was funny af
this is horrifyingly accurate...
This was shockingly accurate
That was epic!
This is probably his best and most accurate bit
This is horrifyingly accurate. All off of the top of the dome too? Jesus Tim, what a legend
That was awesome.
"This is big" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tim Dillon is nuts lol
God Tim I thought the first one described me in high school but the weed one was spot on
Dude just starts riffing and its amazing
10:19 sounds like Andrew Schulz to a tee 🤣
God he's annoying
Omg you're right. I always sort of took, him as a New York Italian who tries to be black on his podcast. It almost seems natural.....but his last name is SHULTZ
Living legend
This guy is fucking entertaining and relatable 😂
Bro I felt this
That into has me DEADDD🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is what my neighborhood in Jersey is like. That's what I love about most places in the tri state area.