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@EricTheBaldSlaveDog Eh, the camera adds 10 lbs. It's a constant fight between the liqour stifling his metabolism, and the blo stifling his appetite. But he's fucking fantastic. I'd go see him for sure if he came to Chicago.
I almost believed him when he said "Joe Rogan's comedy club, I'm gonna be ther opening night, here's the lineup...." and then he said Patrice O'neal, Robin williams.... I was like god damn it tim! I can never tell if you're kidding because you deliver everything so deadpan.
I remember as a child in the pre innanet age, wishing, with tears in my eyes, that there would soon be a way that the celebrity prostitutes and nameless extras from the tv shows I watched could lecture me about any day's geopolitical, philosophical and medical industrial issues and problems. Rejoice at our modern wonders, frenz
idk if it's in this clip, I'm still watching it, but I fucking LOVE the moment when Tim is like "at a certain point we're going to be unsafe here." Talks about how he was asleep the prior night and woke up wondering if he was in physical danger from all the shit he has been talking about Austin LMAO
Tim Dillon was born a beautiful swan. Tim Dillon has a Certificate of Completion for sitting down. Tim Dillon told an old man it was a good idea to tattoo his phone number on his arm. Tim Dillon was rubbing two sticks together to start a fire and ended up crashing his car in the Wendy’s drive thru.Tim Dillon has fantasies of being an Adult Baby. Tim Dillon couldn’t stop lecturing other Mimes and was kicked out of the school. Tim Dillon and Kurt Metzger constantly argue over who has the Best Buzz. Tim Dillon and Kurt Metzger argue over Who Wore It Best. Tim Dillon told Kurt Metzger he doesn't have charisma or charm. Tim Dillon told Kurt Metzger it’s OK to steal material if you are hammered. Tim Dillon got into a screaming match playing Uno with 5-year old's. Tim Dillon still laughs very hard when he hears Girl Scout Cookies or Moby Dick. Tim Dillon has a guy whose only job is to make a new belt hole. Tim Dillon makes a conscious effort every day to look and behave that way. Tim Dillon is really Colin Farrell in a fat suit. PRANKED.
Tim is at his best when he feels like he is being slighted by the world; when Tim has tons of money and just does episodes with other rich famous people it's just whatever; best episodes are when he just feels like the world is trying to fuck him over and he just goes off
Christ! I was drinking milk when I heard "do you think that other scumbag will be there? The part time wrestler?!" It's on my refrigerator door, my shirt...
As someone who grew up in a household with 4 kids and now older with multiple sisters having multiple kids there’s no kitchen that clean haha what a joke
Tim Dillon got into a fist fight because he wanted to take all the pennies. Tim Dillon got into a screaming match in Starbucks because he confused a latte and a cappuccino. Tim Dillon was voted Most Likely in High School. Tim Dillon once had an 8-minute therapy session. Tim Dillon will tell you with tears in his eyes that the 3rd grade was his best year. Tim Dillon misunderstood Breakfast Bar. Tim Dillon has enough empty plastic vodka bottles under his bed to make a raft to sail the eastern seaboard. Tim Dillon is convinced that he coulda been a great Ballerina. Tim Dillon was rejected by the military because of his personality. Tim Dillon has a strange obsession with hairless cats. Tim Dillon didn't know there were 2 kinds of scat. Tim Dillon came out of a Blackout screaming at three Nuns he thought were the Penguins who borrowed his car.
There’s a lot of projecting going on here. “Jared has to stop from googling himself” sounds like Tim’s a little hurt nobody is making articles about him in Texas 😂
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Tim saying absurd horrible shit that makes Ben crack up will always brighten my day.
nah its funny asf w or w out ben, ben makes up for 35% tho
I know I'm late, but it was the beeks kids falling out of the tree line, wasn't it? 😂
I'm also a troglodyte
Tim with sunglasses on gesturing and ranting wildly makes him seem blind and I can't stop laughing
He's in Mr Plinkett mode
One day Tim will climb up to C list celebrity.
He’s more entertaining than many people out there.
Lol
@@eastvalechronicles671 still not famous but if i saw him in person id flip
He's smarter funnier and 10 times more entertaining than 99.9% of celebrities out there
@EricTheBaldSlaveDog Eh, the camera adds 10 lbs. It's a constant fight between the liqour stifling his metabolism, and the blo stifling his appetite. But he's fucking fantastic. I'd go see him for sure if he came to Chicago.
I forgot how lethal Tim is with the Aviators on
GREAT CHANNEL BTW
I can put on this channel while I sleep and no annoying intrusive ads waking me up
TY
Thank you!
I almost believed him when he said "Joe Rogan's comedy club, I'm gonna be ther opening night, here's the lineup...." and then he said Patrice O'neal, Robin williams.... I was like god damn it tim! I can never tell if you're kidding because you deliver everything so deadpan.
God damn that was funny.
How many years has Robin Williams been Dead...?
@@TheJulesfoote 23 years
I remember as a child in the pre innanet age, wishing, with tears in my eyes, that there would soon be a way that the celebrity prostitutes and nameless extras from the tv shows I watched could lecture me about any day's geopolitical, philosophical and medical industrial issues and problems. Rejoice at our modern wonders, frenz
Lmao it's like Tim typed your comment himself 🤣🤣🤣
"LOTS OF TREES FOR CLIMBING!" literally one of the funniest things I've ever heard
idk if it's in this clip, I'm still watching it, but I fucking LOVE the moment when Tim is like "at a certain point we're going to be unsafe here." Talks about how he was asleep the prior night and woke up wondering if he was in physical danger from all the shit he has been talking about Austin LMAO
This is the best segment in a while
“How do they grab the pots and pans?! Liar!” 😂😂😂
Ben laughing brings this level of joy to my day that I really can't explain.
I love the hatred Tim has for Austin while the rest of his Rogan flunkies have to pretend.
He moved there with the flunkies tho. He's a flunky
@@charlieparker7159 a self aware flunky at least
Austin sucks Houston's where it's at
@@charlieparker7159he was an Austin hunk who had no time for funk!
“HOUSE OF WAX he was in HOUSE OF WAX” got a good chuckle out of me
“He fell and I didn’t catch him because I was googling myself”
"Joe Ragann"
-Tim Dillon 2021
Tim Dillon, total savage
That james van der bek joke i was laughing but at the same time crying cause thats messed up. You are the best tim!!!!!
Love the show
God Bless You.
Anyone else think he was alone next to a pile of clothes for the first 50 seconds?
I HOPE ITS MODERN CHIC
Fucking love tim Dillon I'd spaz seeing him over most actors tbh
I lost it as soon as he dropped House of Wax as the understood, cinematic masterpiece that it is.
Tim Dillon was born a beautiful swan. Tim Dillon has a Certificate of Completion for sitting down. Tim Dillon told an old man it was a good idea to tattoo his phone number on his arm. Tim Dillon was rubbing two sticks together to start a fire and ended up crashing his car in the Wendy’s drive thru.Tim Dillon has fantasies of being an Adult Baby. Tim Dillon couldn’t stop lecturing other Mimes and was kicked out of the school. Tim Dillon and Kurt Metzger constantly argue over who has the Best Buzz. Tim Dillon and Kurt Metzger argue over Who Wore It Best. Tim Dillon told Kurt Metzger he doesn't have charisma or charm. Tim Dillon told Kurt Metzger it’s OK to steal material if you are hammered. Tim Dillon got into a screaming match playing Uno with 5-year old's. Tim Dillon still laughs very hard when he hears Girl Scout Cookies or Moby Dick. Tim Dillon has a guy whose only job is to make a new belt hole. Tim Dillon makes a conscious effort every day to look and behave that way. Tim Dillon is really Colin Farrell in a fat suit. PRANKED.
❤😂🎉😢😮😅😊
Tim is refreshing in 2020
2022??
Tim is obsessed with that hat as am I.
Tim is at his best when he feels like he is being slighted by the world; when Tim has tons of money and just does episodes with other rich famous people it's just whatever; best episodes are when he just feels like the world is trying to fuck him over and he just goes off
The Beek! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Christ! I was drinking milk when I heard "do you think that other scumbag will be there? The part time wrestler?!"
It's on my refrigerator door, my shirt...
RIP PATREEKY and Mitch
Im a die hard Supernatural fan, but Jared deserves all of what Tim had to say.
Here's Hoping we get a GTA 6 Tim Dillon Radio Station 🤞
'' No one would know these people if they walked into IHOP''.
Joee regan 😂😂😂
As someone who grew up in a household with 4 kids and now older with multiple sisters having multiple kids there’s no kitchen that clean haha what a joke
“You’re not allowed to fly a kite!”
Test of marriage 😂😂😂
The sequel
We are the deeeellttaaaa 😁✌️
This is all supernatural
Yes or yes?
This is Hilariouuuus
I agree TAKE THE HAT OFF. Any one wearing any hat indoors is pretentious.
Tim a boy who never had a dad love him or teach him
Tim Dillon got into a fist fight because he wanted to take all the pennies. Tim Dillon got into a screaming match in Starbucks because he confused a latte and a cappuccino. Tim Dillon was voted Most Likely in High School. Tim Dillon once had an 8-minute therapy session. Tim Dillon will tell you with tears in his eyes that the 3rd grade was his best year. Tim Dillon misunderstood Breakfast Bar. Tim Dillon has enough empty plastic vodka bottles under his bed to make a raft to sail the eastern seaboard. Tim Dillon is convinced that he coulda been a great Ballerina. Tim Dillon was rejected by the military because of his personality. Tim Dillon has a strange obsession with hairless cats. Tim Dillon didn't know there were 2 kinds of scat. Tim Dillon came out of a Blackout screaming at three Nuns he thought were the Penguins who borrowed his car.
Tell us how you really feel 🤣
I just wanna say i was the 420 like
It's modern chic, we wish them well.
„it’s nicer to have a family than to be famous“ and thats why I decided to be a gay celebrity
Producer is loosing it 🤣🤗💪🤓
Don’t make fun of Zachary. He’s a good dude.
That was the worst thing Tim ever said
most of the ventilators are being used to smoke briskett LMFAO thats hilarious
Hilarious video. Austin is becoming a refuge for the almost famous you should leave Tim, it's time for you to take over Hollyweird
Its true , it does hurt to talk to black people
I think Tim Dillon and Fat Mike from NoFX should kiss
This is what I listen to at 1:30 in the morning at Waffle House
stephen ammel and zachary levi are pretty famous though lmao
Taawels are caould on your feeyt
There’s a lot of projecting going on here. “Jared has to stop from googling himself” sounds like Tim’s a little hurt nobody is making articles about him in Texas 😂
Next time Whitney texts you, please tell her to stop doing comedy. Thx!
If Austin sucks why did he move there? Sounds stupid to me.
He doesn't want anybody else to come thats the point
He agrees it was a stupid mistake and is moving back to LA
Yeah that kid in the wheelchair bit was sooooo funny I forgot to laugh🙄
Making fun of people with disabilities is so hacky and gross.
But disabilities are funny
depends on the disability really
Or people remodelling their homes
If it’s funny … it’s fair game
You must be new here.
Covid? Who cares.zzzzz
This is why I’ll never vote Republican