Snooker Audience Fart - Judd Trump v Ronnie O'Sullivan - May 3rd 2013

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  • @TheSighphiguy
    @TheSighphiguy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16826

    sounds like he potted the brown.

    • @LLOOYYYDD
      @LLOOYYYDD 7 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      One up the bum, no harm done

    • @conorredmond6217
      @conorredmond6217 7 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      nah mate, sounds like the brown bounced off the cushion...

    • @SaraAcostaUnderwater
      @SaraAcostaUnderwater 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Oh my god I'm in tears laughing at your comment! HAHAHAHAHA!

    • @garyreese5092
      @garyreese5092 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      We got 2 centuries out of that terse comment!!

    • @TheGava4
      @TheGava4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hristos mandylor you were there???

  • @ivkuasenov
    @ivkuasenov 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11074

    When you try to push a silent one but it dosent go your way.

    • @nimazadeh460
      @nimazadeh460 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Ивайло Асенов you had one job..

    • @ramsingh3414
      @ramsingh3414 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍

    • @jiveAt5
      @jiveAt5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Easy, just cough hard and give the person next to you a dirty look before the person can explain it will be too late

    • @footlappen
      @footlappen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      But its impossible to fart and cough at the same time.....@@jiveAt5

    • @jiveAt5
      @jiveAt5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@footlappen try it

  • @chopzmasta07
    @chopzmasta07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2393

    I once let one rip during an exam. I tried so hard to make it a silent one, but it came out sounding like a tractor's engine. For about 10 minutes after, my classmates would randomly burst out into laughter because they just kept hearing it in their minds. Even the teacher had a few good chuckles.
    Did I pass the exam? Not with a 19/50 😂😂

    • @argadargad9128
      @argadargad9128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA goodone

    • @NextStopAntarctica
      @NextStopAntarctica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I’m crying with laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @robocop6146
      @robocop6146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      The only thing you passed was gas

    • @chopzmasta07
      @chopzmasta07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@robocop6146 🤣🤣

    • @Devmess7799
      @Devmess7799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@robocop6146 😁

  • @chasemarkmckenzie622
    @chasemarkmckenzie622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1919

    I used to cough in public to hide my farts
    But now I am farting in public to hide my coughs.

  • @CourtyardPigeon
    @CourtyardPigeon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5713

    I'm pretty sure that woman has a bullwhip and stiletto heals at home.

    • @arthurvin2937
      @arthurvin2937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +446

      Michaela is known for active feminist past. Also she got German ancestry. So, yes, 99% she's a mistress. I have snooker table at home, and I would love to have her taking my colored balls out of the pockets.

    • @tmf9556
      @tmf9556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yes she does 😉

    • @BobPapadopoulos
      @BobPapadopoulos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      She could give me a stern talking to....

    • @dancarter255
      @dancarter255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@arthurvin2937 she can chalk my cue anytime

    • @joshpeacock2951
      @joshpeacock2951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I can image a ball-gag and handcuffs as well as an unreasonably large strap-on.

  • @onaughto
    @onaughto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1010

    The TH-cam algorithm is getting better every day.

    • @temavero2124
      @temavero2124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Untill it shows you this :
      th-cam.com/video/lCl7I7png08/w-d-xo.html

    • @DhirC35
      @DhirC35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I searched for this

  • @singleproppilot
    @singleproppilot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3623

    Reminds me of the Larry The Cable Guy joke:
    His wife whispers in his ear at church, “I just let out a silent fart. What should I do?”
    He responds, “Get your ears checked.”

    • @navedqureshi4412
      @navedqureshi4412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yeah.. That was hilarious.

    • @outlawcry12222
      @outlawcry12222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chiaracaniaticarlucci4779
      @chiaracaniaticarlucci4779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol!! XD this is a great joke. :-D

    • @Brrrrrt
      @Brrrrrt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chiaracaniaticarlucci4779 no, dave Chappelle, george carlin, loui ck do great jokes and they look down on hacky shit like this, people who find this funny most likely voted for trump and are on the spectrum of autism

    • @kevinbushracing58
      @kevinbushracing58 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Brrrrrt stfu dickhead

  • @suma4m
    @suma4m 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2543

    0:45 They've smelled it.

    • @ryan_custard13
      @ryan_custard13  7 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      As Einstein once said - “he who smelt it, dealt it”

    • @nicksmith7519
      @nicksmith7519 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah haha

    • @allissondiego1989
      @allissondiego1989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I don't know if this comment is funny, but sure is clever af

    • @muhdahnaf7927
      @muhdahnaf7927 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryan_custard13 🤣🤣🤣

    • @heiratsschwindler6749
      @heiratsschwindler6749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ryancustard13 that’s a German saying :D

  • @VeritableSmorgasbord
    @VeritableSmorgasbord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    0:07 sound waves hit
    0:45 smell waves hit

    • @pocoloco753
      @pocoloco753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Actually there seems to be a second one, but the comentator talks over it making it hard to notice

    • @lukemc6547
      @lukemc6547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Massively underrated comment 😂. Pearls and swine come to mind

  • @thatsgangsta2450
    @thatsgangsta2450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    Imagine this dudes thought process before farting,
    “Alright Dave you’ve got this, you know you can’t hold it, it’s coming out right now, just pucker those cheeks and we will get through this nice and quie-“

    • @thealphaandomegavergil8497
      @thealphaandomegavergil8497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Mission failed we gettem next time

    • @Caseyw462
      @Caseyw462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm crying, man!
      Edit: you naming him Dave may be killing me more than anything

    • @ColorCodeWhite
      @ColorCodeWhite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Professional fart assassins will know, but clasping the cheeks boosts the acoustics. Spread them cheeks for least vibrations.

    • @darthwarwickdavisasaewok8963
      @darthwarwickdavisasaewok8963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ColorCodeWhite Exactly, it comes out more of a whiff

    • @daisyhoward5472
      @daisyhoward5472 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ColorCodeWhite 😂😂

  • @MythicSuns
    @MythicSuns 6 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    "right, settle down now please" what I would've given for someone else in the audience to fart right at that moment

    • @justanotherjoker114
      @justanotherjoker114 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What would you have given?

    • @GordonComstock602
      @GordonComstock602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@justanotherjoker114 I'd let the judge fart in my mouth

    • @Jsko_
      @Jsko_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would have just started pushing at that point

    • @gbhxu
      @gbhxu ปีที่แล้ว

      It could have been the start of "A Mexican Wave" of farts

    • @matthewp.3392
      @matthewp.3392 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@justanotherjoker114 100 bucks I would give.

  • @Scotscan
    @Scotscan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +862

    "You could cut the atmosphere with a fart"

    • @coloradoraptorguy9250
      @coloradoraptorguy9250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You could cut those farts with the atmosphere....

    • @zackcolbourne6921
      @zackcolbourne6921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You could fart the tension with a butt.

    • @flightjam
      @flightjam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You could cut the cheese with a fart like that.

    • @MetalAddict6810
      @MetalAddict6810 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfao 😂😂😂😂

    • @wiceorc5105
      @wiceorc5105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "He heard sound of a noisy fart before he sacked some balls."

  • @mustangtel9265
    @mustangtel9265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +914

    When I used to play snooker with a mate, we considered it fair play and good tactics to drop a cheek flapper just as the other was taking an important shot.

  • @nattsurfaren
    @nattsurfaren 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1803

    I recognize the fart sounds from a typical fart machine.

    • @mullbagg
      @mullbagg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No phones

    • @mullbagg
      @mullbagg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeah tbh. 😂😂😂😂

    • @yeahtbh.161
      @yeahtbh.161 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Virtually Grand am i right!?

    • @mullbagg
      @mullbagg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah tbh.

    • @jjs9672
      @jjs9672 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah tbh. He'd beat yer nan

  • @nashburges76
    @nashburges76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    "Sorry sir, you can't fart in here."

    • @ManiacMcgeee
      @ManiacMcgeee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahaha

    • @whoknows8225
      @whoknows8225 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please quiet your anus.

    • @lsmoulton
      @lsmoulton 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      .....the answer my friend is blowing in the wind.....😄

    • @DM-kv9kj
      @DM-kv9kj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Referee: "I'll have to ask you to do that outside, sir. Please refrain from trumping."
      ...PRRRPP!
      Referee: "Fowl!"

    • @sambee8982
      @sambee8982 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DM-kv9kj LMFAO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CJ-lw8se
    @CJ-lw8se 4 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    "Maybe there is someone not feeling to well at the moment" 😂😂😂

    • @chunkyMunky329
      @chunkyMunky329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      CJ 200 It’s a funny remark. But honestly, if you’re not feeling well then a fart is dangerous. What if the unwell feeling becomes diarrhoea!?

    • @deletedleaf2688
      @deletedleaf2688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Meh I fart like that all the time, as long as it doesn’t stink you’re fine.

    • @gazza2933
      @gazza2933 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha.
      I've just written that but will delete 😄

    • @surfinmuso37
      @surfinmuso37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes, the people sitting next to the farter.

    • @CB-xr1eg
      @CB-xr1eg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@surfinmuso37 Imagine being the poor person who has to clean that up next morning!🤢

  • @ZanarGaming
    @ZanarGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1554

    I just read the title and it was enough to LOL hard

    • @jayo3074
      @jayo3074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMAO

    • @Weezy10580
      @Weezy10580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You are easily entertained

    • @wahyuwijanarko5131
      @wahyuwijanarko5131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOLH

    • @AKGaming-oj8hk
      @AKGaming-oj8hk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      F**k off with your spoiler thumbnails🖕🏼

    • @dot2562
      @dot2562 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Im 47 and farts are still funny ❤❤❤😂😂😂

  • @falloutboy691
    @falloutboy691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    A moment of silence for all our brothers and sisters who gambled on a fart and lost.

  • @Giggiyygoo
    @Giggiyygoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1664

    Funniest fart story I have is back in high school. We were in gym class doing push ups. The teacher was counting them off, we were around 8 or 9 in, and all of a sudden it hit. Reverberated off the wooden floor and bleachers, perfect acoustics. We all dropped and died laughing. Then started laughing again when we found out it was a girl. It was one of those times where you laughed so hard you got scared that you couldn't breathe.

    • @TheRubberStudiosASMR
      @TheRubberStudiosASMR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Giggitygoo you probably didn’t want to breathe

    • @danielarteta2476
      @danielarteta2476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Was the girl laughing too? 🤣

    • @Gonken88
      @Gonken88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Still an ass virgin then.

    • @WillardSimo
      @WillardSimo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I was doing situps in gym class and I farted right on the guy holding my feet. Lmao, it was a test day and I only got 3 I was laughing so hard

    • @Mike-kl5yc
      @Mike-kl5yc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gonken88 Oh shut up!

  • @AnthonyChara
    @AnthonyChara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    0:37 Ronnie sniffing his fingers. Guilty!

    • @WvhKerkhof
      @WvhKerkhof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Ronnie Pickering?

    • @Fr33Candy
      @Fr33Candy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They're finger sniffing good

    • @CB-xr1eg
      @CB-xr1eg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WvhKerkhof Ronnie Barker

    • @michaeluden7131
      @michaeluden7131 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @zacmumblethunder7466
      @zacmumblethunder7466 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Bilal AhmedThrough a car window: RONNIE PICKERING!

  • @CharlesVeitch
    @CharlesVeitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1763

    What a perfect clip
    The archetypal trombone fart
    The laughter from the men
    The smile from the player
    The boarding house matron look from the lady at 0:59 seconds

    • @Samfoote
      @Samfoote 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Excellent analysis

    • @Earth098
      @Earth098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Charles Veitch: Nop. Her matron look came after the second fart. For the second fart, nobody laughed and the player looked even more concerned.

    • @whiteydiamond
      @whiteydiamond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nice basic thoughts we all had there. Fuck off

    • @John-ro1iv
      @John-ro1iv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@whiteydiamond fuck off who? 😂

    • @mandykarevicius9746
      @mandykarevicius9746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The shitting of the pants.
      The walk of shame out of the building.

  • @isaidwtfover
    @isaidwtfover 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2846

    Nothing funnier than a fart!

    • @acrovader
      @acrovader 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      +wtfover, if you believe that, you are an imbecile.

    • @apathyintheuk265
      @apathyintheuk265 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      38 'likes' (and no doubt, counting) for him. Zilch for your comment. Flatulence will always lighten the mood - Since time incarnate.

    • @garyreese5092
      @garyreese5092 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I more like for the century...and I"M IT!!!!!

    • @hungryherbie
      @hungryherbie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The commentator what a wally ...strange noise lol...also somebody maybe not well ..maybe that was for someone sitting next to the farter lol sheltered lives these commentators

    • @MrSupersixfour
      @MrSupersixfour 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true

  • @PM-xd6nv
    @PM-xd6nv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    "A bit of noise in the crowd there..." euphemism of the century!! 😂🤣🤣

    • @emirlsanchos6302
      @emirlsanchos6302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why do I have the feeling like the commentary knew what that sound was but were straining to find some more polite way of putting it.

  • @TheFakeyCakeMaker
    @TheFakeyCakeMaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    The evil eye? Missed a good opportunity to call it "the stink eye." pity.

    • @ShrewsburyMon
      @ShrewsburyMon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cake like a shoe, shoe cake! First time I have laughed at someone's TH-cam profile pic and name. You have one a special prize, licky kicky the homebrew dog

  • @ecstaticbanana1063
    @ecstaticbanana1063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    0:59- here we get a clear view of the fart enforcer

    • @tombal7408
      @tombal7408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      She done it! 😂😂😂

    • @kokoricesuamalie6884
      @kokoricesuamalie6884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Doing the classic look around confused look😂

    • @TheBadabiing
      @TheBadabiing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      If you look closely, she is actually trying to locate where the fart came from by sniffing it out👍

    • @Rubenbauer80
      @Rubenbauer80 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheBadabiing I saw that 😂

    • @mikerosoft1009
      @mikerosoft1009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@TheBadabiing no she totally did it twice and looking around to blame the fattest guy in the room.

  • @lmhoyt
    @lmhoyt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    Bun lady is ready to fight! 😱

    • @bendingspring
      @bendingspring 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Lisa Hoyt She does have lovely buns.

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😁😁

    • @DavidCurryFilms
      @DavidCurryFilms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'd pay to watch her forcibly eject the scoundrel, drag them by the ear.

    • @mxsochist
      @mxsochist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      David Curry Films all the guy did was fart, so shut your dumb ass up

    • @jean-lucpicard5510
      @jean-lucpicard5510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@DavidCurryFilms I'd pay her to drag me around the living room by my ballsack!

  • @trippydrew8492
    @trippydrew8492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2136

    The fact this happened to Judd Trump is too perfect.

    • @certisully7354
      @certisully7354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Judds a fart

    • @wakeup2theNWO
      @wakeup2theNWO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I think that was the joke

    • @DarthCoco
      @DarthCoco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's in the name

    • @3jacksonderek
      @3jacksonderek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Pranav Mistry,
      🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Trump 2020 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
      4 More years!!!

    • @ssss-df5qz
      @ssss-df5qz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Trust a liberal to make this about Trump - pathetic.

  • @khaled3433
    @khaled3433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    0:58 that lady was like : "if I find who did it I'll skin him alive"

    • @tjames4597
      @tjames4597 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lucky bastard.

  • @mark9404
    @mark9404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    “Maybe there is someone not feeling too well at the moment,” i would suggest quite the opposite Dennis after that release

    • @mr.business974
      @mr.business974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I dont know what that sounded like it sounded a bit strange 🤣

  • @harold1no168
    @harold1no168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    I’ve never laughed so hard at a comment section, love it

  • @gilstrap
    @gilstrap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1235

    My bad guys

    • @jakedocas9594
      @jakedocas9594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh yeah you do those fart prank videos

    • @robs715
      @robs715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It wasn’t you. Why you lying?

    • @sirjellybeans6653
      @sirjellybeans6653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your bad guys? What about them?

    • @suzyqq3443
      @suzyqq3443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@robs715 Jim Carey - Liar, Liar walking out the lift "It was meeee!!" 😆😆

    • @TyphoidBryan
      @TyphoidBryan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You have bad guys? Where do you keep them?

  • @thom2185
    @thom2185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    It shows were snooker is when the most entertaining thing that happens in a match is someone cutting a huge fart . 😂 They should invite that guy on the tour...

  • @mark110384
    @mark110384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    "The Horn of Gondor!"

    • @AlisonBryen
      @AlisonBryen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

    • @gandalfstormcrow7943
      @gandalfstormcrow7943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      “And Rohan will answer !!”

    • @harryhughes6739
      @harryhughes6739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Boromir!

    • @AlisonBryen
      @AlisonBryen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@harryhughes6739 One does not simply fart at the World Snooker Championships...

    • @harryhughes6739
      @harryhughes6739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AlisonBryen They have a cave troll

  • @EasteyEastey
    @EasteyEastey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    0:52 "Weetabix"

    • @WanderingChin
      @WanderingChin ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This was funnier than the rest of the video.

  • @lewisallen3232
    @lewisallen3232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Love how they find it hilarious at first, happens the second time and they’re outraged.

    • @isthisjustfantasy7557
      @isthisjustfantasy7557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Yeah because the first time it was funny, second time was just rude and immature and distracting for the player in a sport where concentration is everything. How long do you want it to go on for? Second time just took it too far. Only someone with an infantile sense of humour would find it amusing after the first one.

    • @pengyzin8668
      @pengyzin8668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@isthisjustfantasy7557 yeah have some respect for the sanctity of the game. Farts again

    • @FUCKINGENIOUS
      @FUCKINGENIOUS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@isthisjustfantasy7557 damn you're uptight

    • @zacmumblethunder7466
      @zacmumblethunder7466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@isthisjustfantasy7557 It'd have been a damned sight more disruptive if the person had tried to hold it in and the top of their head had blown off.

    • @connorgillispie7128
      @connorgillispie7128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@isthisjustfantasy7557 *farts in your soup*

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "He's going to do a straight shot down the rail."
    *Person in crowd, sweating profusely, legs crossed, looking up to the ceiling through tears:* _"Same"_

    • @raptorman6055
      @raptorman6055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I guess not all of them are straight hitters are they?

  • @OzzyOscy
    @OzzyOscy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1487

    Typical. First time it's funny, but then they always do it one time too many and ruin it.

    • @mla7071
      @mla7071 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Oscy yeah but you clearly have no sense of humour

    • @OzzyOscy
      @OzzyOscy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      Holdemhalpin Clearly you have no sense of humour.

    • @jiveAt5
      @jiveAt5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      No, it can never be too meny eventually it starts to be funny again and again just look at the South Park lol

    • @fandangobrandango7864
      @fandangobrandango7864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      By “ruin” do you mean shit themselves? Too true.

    • @newtonfiji4722
      @newtonfiji4722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fandango Brandango holy fuck I’m dead 😂😂😂😂

  • @jimisi7424
    @jimisi7424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    I once dropped one in school so bad that the teacher had to open the door and windows. My proudest school moment was that

    • @ryan_custard13
      @ryan_custard13  4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Proud of you too, man 👏

    • @youngdolo8
      @youngdolo8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      When I was 13, I was sat in Irish class. This is probably November 2013. Irish was held in the music room for two years while the building was expanded upon, so there was an echo, as there would be. We were all sat, nice and quiet, working away, nobody was making a sound. Next thing, I let a massive one go. Reverberated around the room, because it's the music room. Mr Ó Ceallaigh wasn't impressed... And neither was Jessica, the girl I was sat next to. Big crush on Jessica at the time.
      Not my finest hour.

    • @jimisi7424
      @jimisi7424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@youngdolo8 probably an unpopular key

    • @19grand
      @19grand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@youngdolo8 but looking back on it you can now see that it was indeed a magnum opus. Did the same in form class one morning.Thought it was going to be quiet and scent less. It was scent less alright, all of the energy and bodily resources went into the noise. Immediately tried to blame it on a class mate. Didnt work. Teacher was still talking about it 6 months later. But, like, other than shame what was he going to do? Give me a detention?

    • @Onmysheet
      @Onmysheet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Best moment if you hated the school and teacher.

  • @Moogable
    @Moogable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I don't care who you are, where you come from or what colour you are: you can't beat a good fart story, Farts are genuine levellers.

    • @helenHTID
      @helenHTID 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      genuine room levellers for sure

    • @darthforexvader7201
      @darthforexvader7201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ay fk u. That shit smelt bad, I was sat in front of that guy

    • @anilam274
      @anilam274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fart stories unite us

    • @Ethel_Red
      @Ethel_Red 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fact. I've been down the TH-cam rabbit hole for the last 3 hours watching serious stuff and then this popped up on my feed.. Instant uncontrollable laughter and tears!! 😂

    • @darthwarwickdavisasaewok8963
      @darthwarwickdavisasaewok8963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One time in high school at church camp, someone ripped a good one, during prayer

  • @OneAndOnlyLC
    @OneAndOnlyLC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The bottle you must have to go and watch Snooker and actually take a fart machine in with you. That’s a special kind of dedication

  • @Walkerman404
    @Walkerman404 7 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    At least they had a laugh about it. If that was tennis you'd be kicked out and all the snobs would probably faint.

    • @LeWildSister
      @LeWildSister 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Walkerman404 lolol

    • @rhiannonmartin9242
      @rhiannonmartin9242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They did get kicked out

    • @nikscott6644
      @nikscott6644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      What? Snooker is snobby af,

    • @brianr9529
      @brianr9529 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Raspberry instead of strawberry

    • @markscott923
      @markscott923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And if it was in Hollywood they would be running around with wine glasses making sure it was high quality and then start spewing crap out of their mouths.
      Wimbledon too ! Maybe Cliff Richard would do a sing a long to cover it up. He is good at sing a longs and cover ups.

  • @annxx7976
    @annxx7976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Him - ‘Somebody not feeling too well at the moment’
    Me - that bloke just shat himself

  • @Micky-Burns
    @Micky-Burns 10 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    Someone definitely trying to put him off there. That wasnt even a real fart, it was made from a fart machine. I used to have the same one when I was a kid and I swear it was they exact same noise.

    • @kryptoniteee
      @kryptoniteee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Micky Burns why would they try to put him off? He is 5 frames behind and losing this frame. You don't know snooker do you pal

    • @user-dq6hs4ry6z
      @user-dq6hs4ry6z 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      kryptoniteee it was clearly a joke

    • @expertb6348
      @expertb6348 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I like how he's replying to a 3 year old comment

    • @user-dq6hs4ry6z
      @user-dq6hs4ry6z 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Expert b he wanted to wait 3 years so the other guy could learn snooker

    • @lordyoda8555
      @lordyoda8555 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Expert b
      I like how I'm replying to your reply commenting about a reply 4 months after someone posted their comment replying to an original post from four years ago.

  • @dustinzaccaria7644
    @dustinzaccaria7644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “The last time I heard a sound like that was playing against Big Bill Werbeniuk many a year ago”.
    ROFL

    • @wlockhart
      @wlockhart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah what he said here was even funnier than the actual fart. He made it sound like Big Bill was the one who erupted during the game in question.

    • @mr_slave
      @mr_slave ปีที่แล้ว

      context?

  • @MrX-tx9lo
    @MrX-tx9lo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    That’s what happens when you try to sneak one out on hard wooden or plastic seats.

  • @HIDEFACES
    @HIDEFACES 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    *First fart*
    "Haha good one mate"
    *Second Fart*
    "You Killed my mother!

  • @designtechdk
    @designtechdk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The only snooker video I ever get recommended is one where an audience rips a huge fart. Lol.

  • @no1bandfan
    @no1bandfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It was actually an A-10 Warthog in the distance unleashing some freedom!
    Burrrrt!!!

  • @lickakaka
    @lickakaka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1064

    All the men in the audience: 😂
    All the women: :-|

    • @ChocoBabiChan
      @ChocoBabiChan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Not true. Many women, including myself would have laughed as well. Not all women have sticks up their asses.

    • @burritosforlater
      @burritosforlater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      farts by themselves are not funny, but this is actually pretty funny 😄

    • @marcelineingot9359
      @marcelineingot9359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@burritosforlater I disagree, farts are usually funny.

    • @FlexBeanbag
      @FlexBeanbag 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @KoivuTheHab th-cam.com/video/Bmc9NFfhx74/w-d-xo.html

    • @Sgtvalentini
      @Sgtvalentini 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @KoivuTheHab LMFAO 😂

  • @AbbasKhan-bl4ck
    @AbbasKhan-bl4ck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    That fart voice toke 6 years to reach me through TH-cam recommendation...

    • @rhynouk1
      @rhynouk1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm on 7 years. Got there in the end.

    • @dxcdxyleforreal1246
      @dxcdxyleforreal1246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mike haha yea and me

    • @alidaraie
      @alidaraie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is the fart that echoed through history

    • @Ethel_Red
      @Ethel_Red 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But well worth the wait! 😏

    • @SheepdogSmokey
      @SheepdogSmokey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      7 here

  • @philipcooper8297
    @philipcooper8297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    And that was the last time a Baked Beans factory sponsored a snooker event.

  • @Vikashar
    @Vikashar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    "Settle dewn new"

    • @callumcowan7047
      @callumcowan7047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Vikashar I didn't hear Settle dewn new. I heard settle down now. She didn't due-nn n-yew She said dao-an nao

    • @Vikashar
      @Vikashar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@callumcowan7047 I respectfully heard differently 🤷‍♂️

    • @capper6100
      @capper6100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Callum Cowan I heard it more more like Vikashar, especially on the "now".

    • @claywebb8199
      @claywebb8199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Subtitles please!

    • @colonelarrow8031
      @colonelarrow8031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pleeehs

  • @prohunter895gaming6
    @prohunter895gaming6 8 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    who said Weetabix at 0:52 XD

    • @diaspiano
      @diaspiano 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      AHAHAHAHA THAT WAS HILARIOUS

    • @DanielVerberne
      @DanielVerberne 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Maybe whoever farted thought Weetabix were the cure for their current bowel condition?

    • @nicksmith7519
      @nicksmith7519 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      At 1.01 he lets another rip as well.

    • @fazeanselmius
      @fazeanselmius 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ProHunter 895 i think one of the security guards in the auditorium said "leave please" but weetabix works just fine 😂😂

    • @olivercarroll652
      @olivercarroll652 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ProHunter 895 had to pull it back lol deffo Weetabix 😅😅😅

  • @Steve50107
    @Steve50107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You really have to love Dennis Taylor's hands-on sense of humour. Late Willie Thorne tried to sweep it under the carpet by talking about some "noise in the crowd" (which must have been the euphemism of the year!) but Dennis just went all the way, knowing that half of the audience could hear his comments and burst into laughter. Great credit to him.

  • @BossySwan
    @BossySwan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Hilarious - not just the fart but also Weetabix Tourettes Guy at 00:52. I would totally watch snooker if it had more comedy moments like this!

    • @oku1317
      @oku1317 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmfao! The tourettes part made is 10x funnier. 😂

    • @jazz96765
      @jazz96765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Doesn't he just mean Weetabix makes you fart?

    • @Niall-jd8zw
      @Niall-jd8zw 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jazz96765 that's what I thought

  • @mrmidnight32
    @mrmidnight32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    When you go for a follow up laugh....
    And it doesn’t go over well....
    *Sinks down in seat*

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      For real 😁

    • @jonathanashe888
      @jonathanashe888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m not sure how this ended up in my recommended videos, but I’m glad it did. Not because of the video, but because of this comment. Well done sir!

    • @zacmumblethunder7466
      @zacmumblethunder7466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As long as it was a follow up and not a follow through.

  • @aberdeenhank4038
    @aberdeenhank4038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love the tranquil demeanor of the commentator and how he just says "Maybe this someone is just not feeling too well at the moment". I love you guys and applaud your patience.
    Much love from the ol' US of A :-D

    • @Turrican60
      @Turrican60 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That "tranquil commentator" is the famous Dennis Taylor, World Champion, 1985.

  • @fleshesposito
    @fleshesposito 10 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Too bad he wasn't trying to pot the brown ball.

    • @cddb5408
      @cddb5408 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah but at least the right player was on the table when the person in the audience trumped

    • @michelmadaire6682
      @michelmadaire6682 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ball

    • @JM91x
      @JM91x 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      CD DB I love the way you thought you was funny but never even got 1 like.. I pity you. I’ll like it.

  • @tmf9556
    @tmf9556 7 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    The phantom rasberry blower of old London town

    • @dhalsim-1
      @dhalsim-1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ha ha, the two Ronnie's

    • @BossySwan
      @BossySwan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Phantom Weetabix blower

  • @ManicallyMellow
    @ManicallyMellow 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thanks for adding chapters, it would be impossible to watch without.

  • @drushe1983
    @drushe1983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    0:52 wheetabix? Other brands are available...

    • @Smithlord
      @Smithlord 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂 genius

  • @Kloppsserialbottlers
    @Kloppsserialbottlers 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    He was touching cloth with that one. Foul, absolutely foul.
    That's all I got.

  • @bluecollarguy67
    @bluecollarguy67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I watched this clip more than 5 minutes ago and I’m still laughing my ass off!

  • @offbrandsoup980
    @offbrandsoup980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Idk what TH-cams been doing with their algorithm but I have been blessed with some gems

  • @stayspicy9456
    @stayspicy9456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I dont know what that sound was...
    Its the sound of someone sharting Dennis.

  • @youcefbekhti
    @youcefbekhti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    aaaand suddenly TH-cam thought it's time for me to get back to watching snooker videos...so here I am

  • @Tony-1971
    @Tony-1971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    "maybe its someone who's not feeling too well.'

  • @phlhoran12396
    @phlhoran12396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "That sounded a bit strange!"....... Ha ha I remember watching this live!!!!

  • @mrfallout261
    @mrfallout261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    0:45 Got the whole squad laughing

    • @stretchpunchbeef8982
      @stretchpunchbeef8982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Look at the lady in the middle of the screen her eyes glow

  • @wyatt1648
    @wyatt1648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Snooker, Audience, and Fart have got to be the most random words

  • @englishmaninengland1451
    @englishmaninengland1451 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Bought a tear to my eye. Just watched it 5 times over. Lmao.

  • @kamikazekaos
    @kamikazekaos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    10 out of 10 merits awards for
    Holding it
    Timing
    Loudness
    And to the next person holding his nose

  • @filtonkingswood
    @filtonkingswood 10 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Sounded like the first two inches were cold.

    • @Paul-010
      @Paul-010 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Nick-xd4db
      @Nick-xd4db 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What does that even mean, lol!

    • @jimthescotsman
      @jimthescotsman 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL You didnt actually type that.

    • @Kloppsserialbottlers
      @Kloppsserialbottlers 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha never heard that one, brilliant

    • @Bradbull111
      @Bradbull111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ha ha ha, I have no idea what that statement means, but I literally can't stop laughing at it.... Can to explain please?

  • @Evan-re7br
    @Evan-re7br 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Love how his name is trump

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Make Snooker great again

    • @kimjongun2730
      @kimjongun2730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Its the mexicans, their food made me gassy. We must build the wall

    • @christianhendriksen6241
      @christianhendriksen6241 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nobody plays snooker better than me *nervously glanses at O'Sullivan*

  • @erronblack308
    @erronblack308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    “Bit a noise in the crowd there.” Right because no one knows what that was.

    • @em_birch
      @em_birch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Of course they knew what it was, but it's much funnier and much more British to just say "bit 'o noise". They're delightfully dry people.

  • @devmiles
    @devmiles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Legend has it that the scent is still present in that room

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Normie

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂

  • @rektm8830
    @rektm8830 9 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    0:16 the queen

    • @ryan_custard13
      @ryan_custard13  9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      She has graced us with her presence. Maybe it was her that was farting away.

    • @jaggass
      @jaggass 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Lance Hall that woman at 0.16 really does look like the queen

    • @cheekyylo5868
      @cheekyylo5868 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rekt M8 lol

    • @John-ro1iv
      @John-ro1iv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rekt M8 yep. Its Her Maj alright. and she's the one who chuffed (both times). bet she followed through an all.

    • @mvashton
      @mvashton 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      She is there most years. You end up seeing the same punters in the same seats year on year

  • @letsgoBrandon204
    @letsgoBrandon204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The stern looks just make it funnier 😅

  • @JMG_86
    @JMG_86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "The Old Evil Eye" was what got that spectator in trouble in the first place

  • @johnnyg42
    @johnnyg42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Ah, a random recommend in 2020 that I can appreciate!

  • @David_Icke
    @David_Icke ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Farts and snooker is the perfect combination, should be more clips like this in YT

  • @DinseeNuffin
    @DinseeNuffin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Husband. "How dare you fart in front of my wife Sir"
    Me. "Oh sorry, I didn't realise it was her turn"

    • @BigBri550
      @BigBri550 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      National Lampoon's Radio Dinner

    • @dermotosullivan3065
      @dermotosullivan3065 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @Tweekend27
      @Tweekend27 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "How dare you fart before my wife"

  • @johnjames990
    @johnjames990 11 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    "Weetabix" hahahah!

    • @jez9999
      @jez9999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why didn't he say baked beans?

    • @bugpwdrdust
      @bugpwdrdust 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      because he isnt a 8 yr old

    • @TellurdogIsayhi
      @TellurdogIsayhi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What’s weetabix?

  • @Ethel_Red
    @Ethel_Red 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Okay, so I've watched this 3 times now and it gets funnier each time! How is that possible?? 😂

  • @eddyspaghetti90_
    @eddyspaghetti90_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I remember when I was in high school I farted, then I said while looking down at my desk "damn, somethin wrong wit this chair" and just look at the chalkboard pretending to read 🤣🤣

    • @matrixmirage2148
      @matrixmirage2148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo, high five brah! 👉😎👉
      I had the same thing, but with asking "Who farted?" immediately
      Well, we just have to grow up to the task, I guess 🤷‍♂️

    • @Vor_Tex_Sun
      @Vor_Tex_Sun 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember farting at work when a college (she walked in) she didn't know what to say

  • @DocYAYAYA
    @DocYAYAYA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "I dont know what that sounded like" everyone and his dog knows what that sounded like

    • @user-kd4mf2fo6h
      @user-kd4mf2fo6h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      forsenCD

    • @baokiem123
      @baokiem123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I see the two times champion forsen1

  • @Dadorrk
    @Dadorrk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    See, this is why I love the TH-cam algorithm because every now and then it shows me pearls like these

  • @woodsman82
    @woodsman82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    The first one was hilarious the second one was rude.

    • @damienwilliams6004
      @damienwilliams6004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      0:45 - they smelled it. There wasn’t a second fart

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The first one was puerile, the second one was puerile.

  • @samblack5313
    @samblack5313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “Could the lady in the fourth row please contain your queefs while the player is shooting”

  • @jackychen6261
    @jackychen6261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I once did this during gym lesson, thought it was a silent one... even the freaking kids in the gym hall next door heard it

  • @user-dl3pe3nr1s
    @user-dl3pe3nr1s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The most unbelievable part of this video is that many people go and watch Snooker!

    • @guitarstaraces746
      @guitarstaraces746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I went once and was pissed off at everyone coughing around me every couple of seconds, oh but let out a fart 💨 and everyone has a problem lol

  • @cjg28
    @cjg28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “Someone not feeling too well there” lool

  • @Bandit213
    @Bandit213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    0:50 someone says "wheatabix" from the crowd like that explains the gas

  • @auslander1344
    @auslander1344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    0:50 the "stink eye" not "evil"

  • @gunproofgrandad4381
    @gunproofgrandad4381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I wish we lived in a world where saying "Weetabix" in response to someone farting at a sporting event was a reasonable thing to do, but we don't - we just don't.

    • @K0media
      @K0media 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It took me a bit to figure out what it was. Looked up in Urban Dictionary and bingo.

    • @andrewgrant6516
      @andrewgrant6516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Other high fibre breakfast cereals are available.

    • @Ethel_Red
      @Ethel_Red 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Heard it too!! 😂

    • @fearsomestm00c0w
      @fearsomestm00c0w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I figured it was the farter

  • @freakishuproar1168
    @freakishuproar1168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how everyone was surprised and amused by the first fart. But then the second one occurred, and the stern disapproval and the expressions of barely disguised disgust on the audiences faces was sublime... xD

  • @harold-sweat-head8111
    @harold-sweat-head8111 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    0:22 The last time I heard a noise like that was 3 minites ago when I farted.

    • @oogifsesm298
      @oogifsesm298 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hahahahahhahahahaha!!!!!!

  • @allothernamesbutthis
    @allothernamesbutthis 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    de he follow through?@0:44
    i did not hear what happened as the commentator was speaking and have not read other comments yet to find out :)

    • @nicksmith7519
      @nicksmith7519 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      allothernamesbutthis the turtles head touched cloth at 0.45. The groan was the smell...

  • @LanaDelReySimmer
    @LanaDelReySimmer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I come back to this video each year because it randomly pops into my mind 🤣

  • @colinkehoe5985
    @colinkehoe5985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    No matter how old or mature you are, an unexpected fart will always be funny.

    • @pauljordan4452
      @pauljordan4452 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm a young 40 and realise that farts are the first ever source of humour. Remember that
      they are.