When he said that I'm like, Yepp, That's Aussies for you!! I came here as a posh pom and got heaps of shit for my snotty accent, my fear of giant spiders, alarm at the sun's heat, and even the way I dressed (from London, I was about 10 years ahead of Australians at the time, mullets were hilariously old fashioned and bumpkin to my eyes) . And he's right everyone was equally rude, I was so confused! Then I realised I needed to give heaps of shit back,once I did that then suddenly I was in. One of the gang. An Aussie. It's like a right of passage, the real citizenship test.😁
@@schuesslerlauren it is quite nice here depending on where you go but up in Queensland has more sun/beach activities whilst Melbourne and Sydney have some more things to do and explore
Err no , unfortunately its garnished with bullshit old mate. I can tell you that after sharing 3 bottles of Bundy you aren't going to be capable of eating or leaving the building standing up....a quiet corner , anywhere , is where you will be found next morning.
@@garyjones5406 you just dont know how to drink maybe? Larger blokes tend to have a higger tolerance to alcohol also 🤷♂️ The questionable part... is whether you could palate that much bundy rum
I am an Indian in Australia and I can confirm Aussies are the most amazing people on the planet. You can practically start a conversation with a stranger anywhere and you’ll love it. I am a proud Aussie now ❤
We are a nation that considers the word an acceptable thing to call your dearest friend. Australian therapy would sound something like "Dry your eyes princess, take a shot of concrete and harden the fuck up". As an Aussie expat living in the USA, I have to admit there was some...culture shock in this regard...
I am in debt to an Australian guy. My life would have continued to be hell if it was not for this Teacher from Melbourne, Australia! All the Australians 🇦🇺❤, love from India 🇮🇳❤
A few years(+) ago we drove from Phoenix, AZ to Universal City, CA to see Fluffy perform. Took my 84 year old Mother and Family and off we went. Great memories of my Mom laughing over and over at Fluffy as he performed. Ah, good memories of my Mom... Thanks Fluffy.
My dad likes him, too...and he's not keen on comedians. He calls him "el fluffy. When I visited Australia with three other girls, the guys there referred to our American accent as "TV English". Australia reminds me of the USA in the 80s. We had a great time. If I had to live in another country I'd choose Canada or Australia. I also speak Spanish and running words together is common in all languages. For example. "Onta?" Is "donde esta?" And of course, that is accompanied by a raising of the chin and eyebrows ; )
Haha, sounds great to me. As a Canadian that’s been to Australia numerous times, this is actually how it sounds. Some have a stronger accent then others, such as boggens. I’ve been to Newfoundland as well, and it’s actually similar, if you can believe it…
@@mcmuskie2563 Haha Bogans, are uneducated and unemployed people and dress like they are homeless, etc. If you go into rural towns and the deeper you go, the stronger the accent. The people in the city and suburbs around the city have a mixed accents. Melbourne and Sydney have the almost identical accent, Queensland has theirs but Darwin and northern Queensland are almost the same. Adelaide has more British pronouncing words than other states. You can hear it if you listen. It's getting harder now because of the mixed cultures and other influences eg other countries' tv programs.
As an Australian, Seeing video's about people's first visit to Australia always makes me smile especially when they start talking about differences, really fun
One of my friends from Canada summed it up like this. “Australia is the only place I’ve been where I don’t feel like I’m walking on egg shells to protect peoples feelings. If you don’t want to be called a spaz. Don’t be a spaz.”
As an Australian. Watching this video never ever gets old. We take the piss out of everyone and anyone. And what Fluffy said is true "It's not bullying if everyone does it". 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
You need to see what the world thinks of Australians after two years of COVID. People trapped in their own State, unable to leave the country. South China.
Years ago I was given a Fosters oil can while partying on a sailboat in the Chesapeake Bay. Took couple of sips then when none were looking. Hope the fish did not get drunk. Spent 2 weeks in Townsville, Australia in early 70's while in the navy. Wonderful people there.
Ed Waggoner, hi 👋🏻 from 🇦🇺I live in Townsville, they mostly drink “XXXX” beer (pronounced, four x) or “Bundeburg Rum”. But it depends on which State you are from. I’m originally from Tasmania and there it’s “Cascade larger”, in Victoria it’s “Victoria Bitter” or VB for short.
Aussies are the most hospitable people. I spent the happiest time of my life in Perth WA, and later on in beautiful Sidney NSW. They treated me like a king. They were friendly and open, showing me around making sure I would see it all, enjoy the scenery, the beaches, the Victorian houses in Glebe, their cuisine specialties, they invited me to their home. Great memories.
@@burrumgirl1 well, partially true. The C word over here is in fact versatile. It CAN mean a term of endearment, "how ya going c***?" HOWEVER, it can also be a term of derision "You are just a low c***" or hate "F*** off, C***". It can also be used as a descriptor, "that was a C*** act, you C***". In fact, you can string it with other swear word to get a truly expressive work of art going whilst cursing "MuthaF***ing, C***ing piece of shit!!!" So, do not be bound by convention and use it only as a term of endearment. Realise the word's full potential. Use it proudly, often and at completely inappropriate times and places and you shall soar to the very bottom of the Bogan class, and you know, for them, the bottom is the height of their ambition ;)
As a Dutch person who lived with her Aussie relatives in Sydney for a year, this made me think back to how I felt so at home in Australia. Dutch ppl are generally very outspoken and direct as well, but then combined with all those beaches and perfect climate Australia felt like home 2.0 😁
@@ab-bc2gr that's a silly stereotypical remark. You obviously have not lived in both countries. Dutch ppl are just as frugal as Aussies drink Foster's Lager every day. Oh and newsflash: we don't wear clogs neither live in windmills.
@@vanguardRailgun924 I personally am good friends with the bloke who made that knife prop for the movie. I've held the replica double up he made. He's also a saddler by trade. Awesome bloke. Gday Gazza!
This is true amongst Australians. While aboard a touring boat in the San Francisco Bay, a very kind older gentleman from Australia pulled a gold kangaroo pin from his lapel and gave it to my brother after striking up a conversation with him. Half a century later, he still has it.
I'm in Australia. It's against the law to have a pocket knife in public, unless there's a good reason like when fishing. Flick knives are illegal. I have a small pocket knife for eating. When I got the pocket knife I registered it with the police. I've used my pocket knife at McDonald's, and pizza restaurants.
I feel that he would have gotten a better laugh from an Australian audience because I definitely understood what he was talking about! Love it. Appreciate the accurate depiction of our country. Also a very good Aussie accent yah got there, mate! 😎
Except PC is infecting society down under big time now. Gender neutral language, transgender prominence, welcome to country garbage. This current generation are going 100% woke.
@Mort the Lemur It takes awhile to distinguish between a canadian and americian accent. When canadians visit australia they get pissed if you call them yanks lmao
@@lawlerscorner4420 Americans get mad when you call them yanks. I am from the pacific northwest and yanks are people who come from the east coast and try to tell us how to live our lives. They are generally ignorant of how things work here and make a godawful mess and then blame us. I am not a yank and have no desire to be one. Here, it is an insult.
HAHAHAHA🤣. Spot on mate..❤ from Oz 🇦🇺. Ps... they're trying to break our spirit at the moment, but I guess you guys over there know what happens when you poke a bear. It's going to end in tears.
Actually, that is the essence of bullying. If you see two friends cling each other names, that's normal. If someone else called one of them that name, the other would defend his friend. So don't come to Australia and start throwing around derogatory terms unless you want to visit the hospital Emergency Room.
Fluffy has done a wonderful job surrounding himself with people who really know how to get him to do what's in his own best interest. Fluffy's not mad that his manager sometimes treats him like a toddler because Fluffy understands that sometimes that's the -best- only way to talk to him. :-)
As an Aussie the only warning sign you need to look out for is when someone calls you champ 😂. That is generally the indication you might have gone over the line
I’m sorry about the beach experience but actually in Australia, the meaner we are means the more we like you. My husband, brother, brother-in-law etc. never stop the insults because they love each other!
G'day mate. You are a funny C&#t. Brave too. Bundy rum can make you act in all different ways but we recommend only 1 bottle drunk at a time. Shoes can disappear found on roof tops or parks but your mobile can take months to find. Don't ask about keys.
I also can't believe how on point he was with the different Australian accents. The second one was definitely the raspy bogan aussie that you meet at the pokies at an RSL club.
I went to Austrailia with a student program the summer before high school. I had bleached my hair to the point it was basically fried with Sun-In. Our like third or fourth night we went to do a couple days of Homestays. Got picked up by the mother and sisters....met the dad later. First words he said to me were "Blond in a Bottle?" (I had to have him repeat it because OMG his accent was thick.) But he grinned and laughed and tossled my hair and they all treated me and the other gal staying there like part of the family. It was amazing.
@@frankielynnlucia lol, they know you're not insulted, they're just using as an opportunity for an educational taking the piss moment. No need to over explain champ, we're with ya!
Did a Army exchange with the Aussies in 1989 (could've been 1990). One infantry company with a platoon of attachments (ENG, Arty, MI, MPs...). Went to their jungle warfare center in Queensland (East of the Gold Coast...Canugra [sic]) for 3 weeks then a day in the Gold Coast before flying down to Sydney (Holsworthy or Hallsworthy barracks). We had one Aussie per 3 America soldiers showing us the sites until we ask where are the clubs, Kings Cross. Clubs and ... It seemed every Aussie I danced with, ask me if I was Navy. They were surprised when I told them I was Army and that they had a unit up in Hawai'i whille we were down there. When we finally got 4 days off, a reserved Aussie medic invited three of us to his home and dinner with his parents in Canberra, ACT. Loved it!
@@julieinthenorthwest4594 Yep pretty much on the money - Holsworthy is right and Canungra west of the Gold Coast. Not being piccy just confirming for you. Havagoodun.
@Wayne Morphett Yeppers...Dates don't matter, only what ya doing or has done (actions). When people find out I'm retired Army, the question of "what's best place you've been?" comes up. I tell them Australia. Really loved Canberra.
I’m Australian… (Queenslander) and I love this.. we don’t drink Fosters.. and that Bundy Rum is called “Mother’s milk” in our household. And I love that we can all take the piss out of each other and no one gets offended.
Just a typical night out for a lot of Australian blokes. The amount of times my brother came home with someone else’s clothes on and not knowing where he got them or where his car was or how his legs got waxed or eyebrows shaved off etc is beyond me. I still remember the morning I woke up and my brother and his mate were all dressed in drag full makeup and all still drinking trying to start the bbq, when I asked him where they went he said ‘no idea but by the look of it we had a great f’in time if only one of us could remember’. They all cheers to that and continued into the next night and day. If only fluffy could stay at someone’s house to get the true feel of a pub crawl 😂😂😂
Funny thing, there are planets categorized as "fluffy": _super-puffs: planets as fluffy as cotton candy. As their confectionary name suggests, these planets are as lightweight as cotton candy-literally. The fluffy globes are the lowest density exoplanets ever discovered beyond Earth’s solar system - with masses only a few times larger than Earth’s but radii larger than Neptune, giving them very low mean densities._
Gabe just seems like a really wholesome guy you just wanna hang and have a pint with. He must've made lots of good friends and memories all over the world! ❤️
I love the way that the Australians have changed the pronunciation of their words. Their English is so different to our american English. Like our Mexican Spanish is so different than the Spanish they speak in the Caribians. I just love languages and all the funny mixups there are.
Hey Yank ever stopped to think it's you lot that have the changed pronunciation? Seeing you lot changed the spelling on so many English words it's only fair to assume it's you doing the mispronunciation 😝
@@snarkymatt585 My great great grandma was indigenous to North America. She told me a story she heard all her life, of the people that were so badly treated in England. She said that those poor people hated England so much that they decided to change the way they talked, weight, measure distance and removed many customs of the ways they lived. But still don't think that Australians sound identical to the Brits. All the people that live in Americans did not come from Australia. But man, your comment is somewhat wierd.
@@MrsGreen_Apple what's weird about it? You said Aussies changed the pronouncation of words and I'm putting it back on you that perhaps it's you lot that have the funny pronunciation because your American English is so much more different to standard English than Australian English is. What's weird about that? I'm challenging your apparent belief that your American linguistic norms are correct somehow even though American English is itself a deviation from the original standard English. As for Aussies sounding different to Brits well of course we do but accent differences aren't particularly quite the same as pronunciation differences and I'd dare to say that on average most Australians' pronunciation is closer to Recieved Pronunciation than that of the average American. You know what is weird though? Your second to last sentence... Clearly incredibly few people in the USA came from Australia but what's that got to do with what I said? I was pointing out Americans changed English to American English and that perhaps the differences you made light of are more down to you guys being different to the original standard than to anything we Aussies do linguistically.
Hey bro . Lots love from India . You are an amazing guy making everyone forget their sorrows and you bring smile on them irrespective of the situation they are in.
I was in a pub by the beach on the Gold Coast. Some random guy just came up and insulted me, I felt actually affronted so I insulted him back. It wasn't even remotely witty, like on the same level as 'oh yeah at least it's not MY FACE' or something. He laughed super loud like we'd just exchanged compliments and invited me to join him and his friends. Amazing.
Having got invited to "try the local brews" with several Aussies in Bangkok, you got off light , Gabe! I woke up in a wheelbarrow in the hall of my hotel- with the manager arguing with a local farmer; it turned out my hosts had "borrowed" his wheelbarrow the night before to take me to my hotel (6 or twelve 6% beers are lethal)and had left him a note. Oh, my aching head- such a noise! I gotta go back!
That's Aussies for you, practical even when very pissed. A wheelbarrow is damn good transport for a mate whose lost 'motor skills'. They must've liked you. 😂🐨
@@elenawilliams32 Anything to make the tourist dollars flow! Left me with an address for a pub in "Briz Vegas" that has 400 beers on tap! Definitely on my bucket list, but I'm checking the parking lot for any suspicious wheel barrows! FR
@@alexgeier7326 With encouragement, you can get to a dozen and a half while they down a few dozen more! I have the credit receipts to prove "it can be done"! FR
@@fredericrike5974 Hahaha! Maybe you should also check those car parks for shopping trolleys. Back when I was underage and drunk as a skunk we took a mate home in a metal supermarket trolley but took a detour through McDonald's drive thru... They actually served us too. The borders are open, just wait a wee bit so the ticket prices settle down. Then come over, I'm in Melbourne, it's worth a look. Sydney and the Gold Coast are obviously massive tourist draw cards because they have everything you think of when picturing Australia. I'm actually from New Zealand originally, if you have the time it's really worth a look. Only 5 million people and over 25 million sheep it's visually stunning and the people are really friendly and super laid back. Enjoy your travels mate. 👍🐨
When I was 19 my mates and I bought long neck fosters because it was cheap. We ended up mucking around late at night ripping up a school oval in van I used to have. Cut a long story short we got arrested by the police and they gave us crap for drinking fosters 😂
I honestly cried from laughing so much lol 😂 The first time he done an Australian accent cracked me up, the second time made me laugh a little, and just when I thought that was it, he screams out the funny Aussie accent, you know, the drunk pirate one... Far out, it made me nearly piss my pants laughing. This bloke is a legend 😂
@@wondertome2023 eazzy mate steady on.. first , it's just a few beers for starters so we keep the ..ah hell yeah.. for when we hit the shots really hard , then it's all in
If I could only listen to one comedian for the REST OF MY LIFE , it would be Gabriel “ Fluffy” Iglesias! This man tickles your funny bone so hard it’ll break.
@@ChickityChicken Yep pretty much like Canada and NZ. Aussies are pretty piss weak when it comes to giving up rights. Successive governments just make more and more regulations and give police more and more power to enforce the new laws. Who let the dogs out? The 1986 Australia act.
“It’s not bullying if everyone does it” Best description of us I’ve ever heard. Where I’m from this is especially true if you meet people in their mid to late 20’s or older. If you’re ever in Australia and you’re in New South Wales, come to the Central Coast beaches; you’ll have a good time
I've only met one person who drank it, (in his case quite huge quantities), and that was an ex, now deceased Croatian boss of mine, who got here from then communist Yugoslavia in the early '60's. We, unfortunately for me, would always have a couple of cans together after work. I'm more of a XXXX type fella.
Australians are the straightest people in the world, no bullshit straight to the point and no sugarcoating of anything...its a pity the rest of the world dont have the a humour like theirs..
That is the best description of Australian culture I've ever heard "it's not bullying if everyone does it"
When he said that I'm like, Yepp, That's Aussies for you!!
I came here as a posh pom and got heaps of shit for my snotty accent, my fear of giant spiders, alarm at the sun's heat, and even the way I dressed (from London, I was about 10 years ahead of Australians at the time, mullets were hilariously old fashioned and bumpkin to my eyes) . And he's right everyone was equally rude, I was so confused! Then I realised I needed to give heaps of shit back,once I did that then suddenly I was in. One of the gang. An Aussie. It's like a right of passage, the real citizenship test.😁
Unfortunately it’s not quite like that anymore so much political correctness nowadays :/
I want to go so bad
@@schuesslerlauren it is quite nice here depending on where you go but up in Queensland has more sun/beach activities whilst Melbourne and Sydney have some more things to do and explore
@@S1L3NTK1LL3R51 I wanna go so bad... 😭
The next day the pirate was like: BLOODY HELL! I CANT BELIEVE I GAVE ME BEST KNIFE TO A WHALE!!!
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Congrats you have just painted my wall with Milk and mini wheats
As an Australian, this bit never gets old, and it's 100% genuine
He left out the airport tho :(
AUSTRALIA FOREVER
Err no , unfortunately its garnished with bullshit old mate. I can tell you that after sharing 3 bottles of Bundy you aren't going to be capable of eating or leaving the building standing up....a quiet corner , anywhere , is where you will be found next morning.
@@garyjones5406 you just dont know how to drink maybe?
Larger blokes tend to have a higger tolerance to alcohol also 🤷♂️
The questionable part... is whether you could palate that much bundy rum
I've always wanted to go for a visit. I'd fit right in!
I am an Indian in Australia and I can confirm Aussies are the most amazing people on the planet. You can practically start a conversation with a stranger anywhere and you’ll love it. I am a proud Aussie now ❤
That’s so nice to hear Rox, happy to have you here 😊
Yeah mate 💛💚
Don't you think there are too many Indians in Australia? You love India so why leave it?
@I C U 069 fellow Aussies? There's no such thing. You been sold a porky pie, me lovely
@@dearbrad1996 he didn’t say he loved India
Therapists in Australia: *Yeah, sucks to be u m8.*
This is so true.
Damn
XD
We are a nation that considers the word an acceptable thing to call your dearest friend. Australian therapy would sound something like "Dry your eyes princess, take a shot of concrete and harden the fuck up". As an Aussie expat living in the USA, I have to admit there was some...culture shock in this regard...
It's more like “Sucks to be yoo might.”
I am in debt to an Australian guy. My life would have continued to be hell if it was not for this Teacher from Melbourne, Australia! All the Australians 🇦🇺❤, love from India 🇮🇳❤
Let's talk cricket. That'll really confuse the Americans! :D
@Flown off thank you! This is so amazing! I haven't found a single Australian who was not nice to me..... Yet 😂❤❤
@Rodney McMinge 😅😆😆 may be that's why she is your EX mother in law
Love back from Australia :)
A few years(+) ago we drove from Phoenix, AZ to Universal City, CA to see Fluffy perform. Took my 84 year old Mother and Family and off we went. Great memories of my Mom laughing over and over at Fluffy as he performed. Ah, good memories of my Mom... Thanks Fluffy.
My dad likes him, too...and he's not keen on comedians. He calls him "el fluffy.
When I visited Australia with three other girls, the guys there referred to our American accent as "TV English".
Australia reminds me of the USA in the 80s. We had a great time. If I had to live in another country I'd choose Canada or Australia. I also speak Spanish and running words together is common in all languages. For example. "Onta?" Is "donde esta?" And of course, that is accompanied by a raising of the chin and eyebrows ; )
Haha, sounds great to me. As a Canadian that’s been to Australia numerous times, this is actually how it sounds. Some have a stronger accent then others, such as
boggens. I’ve been to Newfoundland as well, and it’s actually similar, if you can believe it…
@@mcmuskie2563 Haha Bogans, are uneducated and unemployed people and dress like they are homeless, etc. If you go into rural towns and the deeper you go, the stronger the accent. The people in the city and suburbs around the city have a mixed accents. Melbourne and Sydney have the almost identical accent, Queensland has theirs but Darwin and northern Queensland are almost the same. Adelaide has more British pronouncing words than other states. You can hear it if you listen. It's getting harder now because of the mixed cultures and other influences eg other countries' tv programs.
As an Australian,
Seeing video's about people's first visit to Australia always makes me smile especially when they start talking about differences, really fun
His Aussie accent isn't too bad
" a drunk pirate under water"
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I'm not even going to ask how you come up with that comparison!
Actually it’s “ a drunk pirate on drugs with a spider in their mouth” the spiders give us the raspiness.
It’s darn good considering he has a distinct American accent that didn’t follow
I"ve never heard either
In Australia we call them "Bogans"
I live in Australia an every thing he says is 💯 percent true
Thanks for sharing that
Everything but the fact that it's a continent and not a country 0:01
Yeah mate so true I'm in aus as well
@@jayzumaki9998 it's both a country and a continent
@@sangitamishra6215 Thanks for that😁
"it's not bullying if everyone does it" NAILED IT!
Oh yes that’s true. How are you doing. Hope you are fine and staying safe out there?
That’s what my husband’s family told me when I first visited them lol
One of my friends from Canada summed it up like this.
“Australia is the only place I’ve been where I don’t feel like I’m walking on egg shells to protect peoples feelings. If you don’t want to be called a spaz. Don’t be a spaz.”
Yeah, that's true. We have rude (()ntz here. But we don't use the word spaz unless unless you are a (()nt too.
Oh, you'd be surprised, as one of them...especially around the teenagers
@@shakesfirst2443 I call cunts, spastics all the time, don’t like it? Don’t do spastic stuff🤷🏼♂️
just don't go to Melbourne
@@shakesfirst2443 it’s spelt cunt
As an Australian. Watching this video never ever gets old. We take the piss out of everyone and anyone. And what Fluffy said is true "It's not bullying if everyone does it". 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
And I loved the....its just cheese mate. As an Aussie so true.
You need to see what the world thinks of Australians after two years of COVID. People trapped in their own State, unable to leave the country. South China.
I've never liked Australians.
so everyone roams around with a catheter ?
No one will ridicule you for being fat at the beach though. We are good in that regard.
I’m glad someone with a platform finally let America know we don’t drink fosters 😂
Years ago I was given a Fosters oil can while partying on a sailboat in the Chesapeake Bay.
Took couple of sips then when none were looking. Hope the fish did not get drunk.
Spent 2 weeks in Townsville, Australia in early 70's while in the navy. Wonderful people there.
Do you guys still have those giant beers?
Richard Hoffman You mean the Darwin stubby? Or the long necks?
Who in the hell even came up with fosters being an Australian beer I have an Aussie friend who never even heard of Foster's
Ed Waggoner, hi 👋🏻 from 🇦🇺I live in Townsville, they mostly drink “XXXX” beer (pronounced, four x) or “Bundeburg Rum”.
But it depends on which State you are from. I’m originally from Tasmania and there it’s “Cascade larger”, in Victoria it’s “Victoria Bitter” or VB for short.
I love how his comedy skits are smooth, natural and flawless
Aussies are the most hospitable people. I spent the happiest time of my life in Perth WA, and later on in beautiful Sidney NSW. They treated me like a king. They were friendly and open, showing me around making sure I would see it all, enjoy the scenery, the beaches, the Victorian houses in Glebe, their cuisine specialties, they invited me to their home. Great memories.
I am Australian! Glad you love us Fluffy! Your accent is spot on!
Seriously? On what planet is this Australia that you live in?
@@christangey ikr 😂😂
I’m an Aussie and that is 100% how we don’t talk
@@christangeyhonestly
Seriously!!! I thought his accent was pretty crap actually. I've rarely heard a Yank do a decent cover.
They called him a name and left... that doesn’t mean he wasn’t liked, he was probably their best mate 😂
LoL, yeah.
Yea, the word starting with "c" is a term of endearment over here, as in " How ya goin ya old c***"😲😅😄😃😂
@@burrumgirl1 well, partially true. The C word over here is in fact versatile. It CAN mean a term of endearment, "how ya going c***?" HOWEVER, it can also be a term of derision "You are just a low c***" or hate "F*** off, C***". It can also be used as a descriptor, "that was a C*** act, you C***". In fact, you can string it with other swear word to get a truly expressive work of art going whilst cursing "MuthaF***ing, C***ing piece of shit!!!"
So, do not be bound by convention and use it only as a term of endearment. Realise the word's full potential. Use it proudly, often and at completely inappropriate times and places and you shall soar to the very bottom of the Bogan class, and you know, for them, the bottom is the height of their ambition ;)
@@AndrewFishman You can also string it into other phrases or words "Clustercunt" "Procrasticunt" "Dumb-Cunt"
Even if they called him a bogan?
As a Dutch person who lived with her Aussie relatives in Sydney for a year, this made me think back to how I felt so at home in Australia. Dutch ppl are generally very outspoken and direct as well, but then combined with all those beaches and perfect climate Australia felt like home 2.0 😁
& 200 times bigger than your home 01 😁
Aussies aren't as tight with their dough as the Dutch.
@@ab-bc2gr that's a silly stereotypical remark. You obviously have not lived in both countries. Dutch ppl are just as frugal as Aussies drink Foster's Lager every day. Oh and newsflash: we don't wear clogs neither live in windmills.
As an Aussie I endorse this message ( although we don't call it McDonalds we call it "Macca's")
I'm also aussie and I can confirm
Same
Indeed
McShitters is what we call it
As an Aussie I can confirm this
I love this man so much, such a good human..!! He makes my day whenever I'm in some sort of sadness or something like that. Thank you Fluffy..
Fun fact.
At every Australian pub. There’s always “the knife guy”
And then the: ”Well im not here to fuck spiders” Guy
reminds me of the movie crocodile dundee
And the knife guy who was before the first knife guy
“That’s not a knife THIS is a Knife”
@@vanguardRailgun924 I personally am good friends with the bloke who made that knife prop for the movie. I've held the replica double up he made. He's also a saddler by trade. Awesome bloke. Gday Gazza!
Lol 😂 I was born in that town Bundaberg locals and most Australians call it Bundy. Now I’m living in Bondi, Sydney and I’m having the time of life!
From Bundy to Bondi
Bondi. Pftt. Eastern wanker. Stay there
Not gonna lie mate, Bundy is shit. I was there for work and there's fuck all to do other than fish and drink
Now I mention it, it doesn't seem all that bad. Why the fuck does every man and his dog wear a BCF fishing shirt though?
@@elliotharris3965 because they are the best for mitigating sweat. The shirt is breatheable.
This is true amongst Australians.
While aboard a touring boat in the San Francisco Bay, a very kind older gentleman from Australia pulled a gold kangaroo pin from his lapel and gave it to my brother after striking up a conversation with him. Half a century later, he still has it.
thatl'll probably be a QANTAS pin.
Imagine going to Australia, eating at McDonald’s, and some big dude is cutting cheeseburgers with a pocket knife.
Love ya Fluffy!
ExtroGio never happens g from down under
That’s not a thing in Australia but it would be funny
🔪 🍔
I'm in Australia. It's against the law to have a pocket knife in public, unless there's a good reason like when fishing. Flick knives are illegal. I have a small pocket knife for eating. When I got the pocket knife I registered it with the police.
I've used my pocket knife at McDonald's, and pizza restaurants.
If anybody would, it's Fluffy!
I feel that he would have gotten a better laugh from an Australian audience because I definitely understood what he was talking about! Love it. Appreciate the accurate depiction of our country. Also a very good Aussie accent yah got there, mate! 😎
Except PC is infecting society down under big time now. Gender neutral language, transgender prominence, welcome to country garbage. This current generation are going 100% woke.
It makes me so happy to hear people cheer for non-PC. Renews my hope for this world.
-A Canadian
canadians are just aussies with an american accent
@Mort the Lemur It takes awhile to distinguish between a canadian and americian accent. When canadians visit australia they get pissed if you call them yanks lmao
Well there is a difference in not being PC and just shouting stupid bullcrap to piss other people of...
But that art is lost in the US atleast
@@lawlerscorner4420 Americans get mad when you call them yanks. I am from the pacific northwest and yanks are people who come from the east coast and try to tell us how to live our lives. They are generally ignorant of how things work here and make a godawful mess and then blame us. I am not a yank and have no desire to be one. Here, it is an insult.
@@richardbeckenbaugh1805 Lmao My bad mate no insult intended it is just one of the milder terms we use to describe Americans :)
I enjoyed this comedy that doesn't have any vulgar language in it it's truly refreshing thank you so much
Aussies are the perfect mix of UK's humour, Canadia's friendliness, Russia's drinking and Texas' non-political-correctness
As an Aussie who has been out drinking with Canadians , Britt's , Texans , and Russians , I think you have nailed it .
HAHAHAHA🤣. Spot on mate..❤ from Oz 🇦🇺. Ps... they're trying to break our spirit at the moment, but I guess you guys over there know what happens when you poke a bear. It's going to end in tears.
Yeah well, the political correctness thing is slowly going out the windows but spot on I reckon
Spot on mate, best life style ay
Eh uh there Bud, ya know Ik you are not a Canuck uhm, I'd say Newf, but it's Canada.
Something bad happens;
Everyone: Holy Shit!!!!!
Aussie: That doesn't look good.
you forgot the mate at the end. lol
Steal all your jokes from Carl Barron, or just this one?
And dont forget an aussie description of something good ..... " its not bad " :) .
Shit happens hey mate
@@mikldude9376 No point getting excited about things, too bloody hot.
“It’s not bullying if everyone does it” 😂😂
Actually, that is the essence of bullying. If you see two friends cling each other names, that's normal. If someone else called one of them that name, the other would defend his friend. So don't come to Australia and start throwing around derogatory terms unless you want to visit the hospital Emergency Room.
I was having a horrid day. Then I watched this. Now everything is better. Thank you, Fluffy.
As an Aussie I love it when you guys attempt our accent.
You gotta get certain vowels right.
Fluffy has done a wonderful job surrounding himself with people who really know how to get him to do what's in his own best interest. Fluffy's not mad that his manager sometimes treats him like a toddler because Fluffy understands that sometimes that's the -best- only way to talk to him. :-)
Oh yeah rought.
When the whole world is going through very bad times,This angel is spreading happiness around the world.
Nah, the world's pretty much over it now. Just the Democrats here in america have a lot to gain by it being exaggerated
As an Aussie the only warning sign you need to look out for is when someone calls you champ 😂. That is generally the indication you might have gone over the line
Or "mate" with _that_ sort of tone.
Chief and champ are neck and neck
Both very true
I call most blokes champ in a nice way just to be friendly.
being called a champ is like being put on the pedo in some places
Jokes on him, most of our Macca's are open 24/7.
Well, they were before the pandemic... now not so much.
EXACTLY
Haha so true
My guess is it was his tour managers way to get him to leave sooner, and that there was a consequence if he didn’t.
ya'll call them "Macca's"? LOL Almost as funny as the way the Brits say "par-tay" ha!
One of the best Australian accents performed by an American. Not spot on, but a whole lot better then most 🤣
It's always bogan but his ones definitely had nuance too.
I think he is terrible.
Funny how they make us all sound like bogans
Not even close.
@@michaeldurbridge880 the truth is all aussie's are a little bit bogan. We just vary how much we show to the world.
That’s how you know you’re accepted in Australia, if someone makes fun of you 🤷♂️
I’m sorry about the beach experience but actually in Australia, the meaner we are means the more we like you. My husband, brother, brother-in-law etc. never stop the insults because they love each other!
I used to live there 😊 I am an honest person, so I loved & appreciated the honesty 💗 Miss ya, Oz‼️💜
Where the bloody hell are ya come on back
Ozz
G'day mate. You are a funny C&#t. Brave too. Bundy rum can make you act in all different ways but we recommend only 1 bottle drunk at a time. Shoes can disappear found on roof tops or parks but your mobile can take months to find. Don't ask about keys.
So basically the Aussie version of Florida man?
I also can't believe how on point he was with the different Australian accents. The second one was definitely the raspy bogan aussie that you meet at the pokies at an RSL club.
Gabriel is killing me!! Watch his videos before I go to bed, so ALWAYS have a smile and a giggle in my heart before sleep!! THANK YOU!!
I went to Austrailia with a student program the summer before high school. I had bleached my hair to the point it was basically fried with Sun-In. Our like third or fourth night we went to do a couple days of Homestays. Got picked up by the mother and sisters....met the dad later. First words he said to me were "Blond in a Bottle?" (I had to have him repeat it because OMG his accent was thick.) But he grinned and laughed and tossled my hair and they all treated me and the other gal staying there like part of the family. It was amazing.
blonde in a bottle is in no way an insult Im glad you enjoyed our fair land
Hahaha. Bottle blonde is the usual phrase, and yeah it isn't an insult.
@@brookemilthorpe8174 Oh I wasnt insulted it just took me a few minutes to understand what he said. I miss those folks a lot
@@frankielynnlucia lol, they know you're not insulted, they're just using as an opportunity for an educational taking the piss moment.
No need to over explain champ, we're with ya!
Yo I can’t wait been binging for like 2 hours
FLUFFY
As an Australian - I love this!
3 bottles of Bundy rum?? I don't think you'd even be able to talk- let alone walk! 😅😅😅
still remembers it all too...
@@-Oittz-
Lol, maybe had 3 glasses- not bottles... 😳😅😅
@@C-Here wouldnt be surprised tbh, maybe they were them stubbies? lol
@@-Oittz-
Lol, I think you're right.. 😅
What fluffy didn't know is that he might have only had three bottles, but I betcha old mate had been going since knockoff 😂😂
I'm a Canadian living in Aus 46 yrs, I our beer here is stronger that u s a!
@@razorblade136 As they say, American beer is like making love in a canoe. It's f**king close to water.
@@razorblade136 beer anywhere in the world is stronger than America’s bro.
How bout Fast but risky?
@@wizardsuth , ha ha .
I spent a month on R&R in Australia after coming home from deployment with the air force and....it was the best fucking month of my life hahaha.
We Do Import
Did a Army exchange with the Aussies in 1989 (could've been 1990). One infantry company with a platoon of attachments (ENG, Arty, MI, MPs...). Went to their jungle warfare center in Queensland (East of the Gold Coast...Canugra [sic]) for 3 weeks then a day in the Gold Coast before flying down to Sydney (Holsworthy or Hallsworthy barracks). We had one Aussie per 3 America soldiers showing us the sites until we ask where are the clubs, Kings Cross. Clubs and ... It seemed every Aussie I danced with, ask me if I was Navy. They were surprised when I told them I was Army and that they had a unit up in Hawai'i whille we were down there. When we finally got 4 days off, a reserved Aussie medic invited three of us to his home and dinner with his parents in Canberra, ACT. Loved it!
@@julieinthenorthwest4594 Yep pretty much on the money - Holsworthy is right and Canungra west of the Gold Coast. Not being piccy just confirming for you. Havagoodun.
@Wayne Morphett Yeppers...Dates don't matter, only what ya doing or has done (actions). When people find out I'm retired Army, the question of "what's best place you've been?" comes up. I tell them Australia. Really loved Canberra.
Didja pulla root?
This and music is how I survived thru quarantine 🙏
Me too 😉👊🏽
what do you listen to
Me too
@@optimusc8060 There's alot of stuff that I listen too, Trap Nation is one of them!! If you haven't heard of them, you should check it out!!
Impractical Jokers for laughs. Stevie Ray Vaughan
I’m Australian… (Queenslander) and I love this.. we don’t drink Fosters.. and that Bundy Rum is called “Mother’s milk” in our household. And I love that we can all take the piss out of each other and no one gets offended.
QUEENSLANDERRRRR
The only thing I disagree with 3 bottles of Bundy rum. Maybe RTDs
Its also known as Fightin Juice.
Hey Gabriel, Love your Aussie acsent best one I've heard ever. Hope you come back sometime.
its really on point. does the accent better than most aussies :)
No he doesn’t you idiots. He’s good if you’re from overseas but it’s pretty shit
Sorry mate
You gotta hand in your Aussie card if you think that’s the best accent you heard ever
It was pretty terrible
Fosters... Australia's favourite beer in every country but Australia.
We do love our Bundaberg
I've lived in Australia for 5 years and never drank or even seen anyone drink fosters during my time here
Just a typical night out for a lot of Australian blokes. The amount of times my brother came home with someone else’s clothes on and not knowing where he got them or where his car was or how his legs got waxed or eyebrows shaved off etc is beyond me. I still remember the morning I woke up and my brother and his mate were all dressed in drag full makeup and all still drinking trying to start the bbq, when I asked him where they went he said ‘no idea but by the look of it we had a great f’in time if only one of us could remember’. They all cheers to that and continued into the next night and day. If only fluffy could stay at someone’s house to get the true feel of a pub crawl 😂😂😂
He does accents so well. Gabriel is hysterical. I can watch the same video I’ve seen before and he’s still funny as heck. Fluffy Power!
Fluffy: I'm not fat. I'm just fluffy.
Earth: I'm not flat. I'm just damn round
About the same curve too
Some might say Earth is just a bit globular
Flat earthers all around the globe just got triggered.
Funny thing, there are planets categorized as "fluffy": _super-puffs: planets as fluffy as cotton candy. As their confectionary name suggests, these planets are as lightweight as cotton candy-literally. The fluffy globes are the lowest density exoplanets ever discovered beyond Earth’s solar system - with masses only a few times larger than Earth’s but radii larger than Neptune, giving them very low mean densities._
Earth isn't just round it's type 2 diabetic
Our entire culture is based on a "She'll be right" attitude towards life
Australia and my family in a nutshell
Not so secret, I feel it every day in school
Except when it comes to a virus with a 5/10000 fatality rate then we become bedwetters.
@@fredlachy not all of us mate 💪🇭🇲
And of course everyone's favorite. "don't worry mate somebody else will fix it"
Your always welcome back here in Australia mate 👍😊🇦🇺 yeah we’ve all been that level of drunk a few times 😂🤣😂😭😂🤣
You haven’t been 3 bottles of Bundy down in 1 sitting! That is 66 standard drinks at 34%! A lot of us have tried but failed to get there!
@@MrPaulviles Im hoping since he said it was like coke it was premix cause 3 bottles of straight hed be dead lol
Gabe just seems like a really wholesome guy you just wanna hang and have a pint with. He must've made lots of good friends and memories all over the world! ❤️
This man has to be the best storyteller of this century.
Is there an award for that?
And if it starts with Martin, hold onto your hat. :)
I love the way that the Australians have changed the pronunciation of their words. Their English is so different to our american English. Like our Mexican Spanish is so different than the Spanish they speak in the Caribians.
I just love languages and all the funny mixups there are.
Hey Yank ever stopped to think it's you lot that have the changed pronunciation? Seeing you lot changed the spelling on so many English words it's only fair to assume it's you doing the mispronunciation 😝
Matt Finkel damn
@@snarkymatt585 My great great grandma was indigenous to North America. She told me a story she heard all her life, of the people that were so badly treated in England. She said that those poor people hated England so much that they decided to change the way they talked, weight, measure distance and removed many customs of the ways they lived.
But still don't think that Australians sound identical to the Brits. All the people that live in Americans did not come from Australia. But man, your comment is somewhat wierd.
@@theflamethrower867 Fluffy warned you that we are like this lol.
@@MrsGreen_Apple what's weird about it? You said Aussies changed the pronouncation of words and I'm putting it back on you that perhaps it's you lot that have the funny pronunciation because your American English is so much more different to standard English than Australian English is. What's weird about that? I'm challenging your apparent belief that your American linguistic norms are correct somehow even though American English is itself a deviation from the original standard English. As for Aussies sounding different to Brits well of course we do but accent differences aren't particularly quite the same as pronunciation differences and I'd dare to say that on average most Australians' pronunciation is closer to Recieved Pronunciation than that of the average American.
You know what is weird though? Your second to last sentence... Clearly incredibly few people in the USA came from Australia but what's that got to do with what I said? I was pointing out Americans changed English to American English and that perhaps the differences you made light of are more down to you guys being different to the original standard than to anything we Aussies do linguistically.
If you don’t get “It’s A Country Full Of Davies” , it’s because Dave is his driver and Dave doesn’t care about his feelings
As an Aussie, I was chuffed that he proniunced "Aussie" correctly 😂
Hey bro . Lots love from India . You are an amazing guy making everyone forget their sorrows and you bring smile on them irrespective of the situation they are in.
As an Australian, this is pretty spot on, especially if you end up going into rural NSW.
Rural anywhere, not just NSW
Beat me to it 😂
Lol I’m from around there. 1 hr from Bathurst
Oh my gosh I can’t stress enough how much I love fluffy’s sense of humor
This is so true. I’m from the UK and I spent two years in Australia 🇦🇺 and I absolutely loved the people 😊
I was in a pub by the beach on the Gold Coast. Some random guy just came up and insulted me, I felt actually affronted so I insulted him back. It wasn't even remotely witty, like on the same level as 'oh yeah at least it's not MY FACE' or something. He laughed super loud like we'd just exchanged compliments and invited me to join him and his friends. Amazing.
Having got invited to "try the local brews" with several Aussies in Bangkok, you got off light , Gabe! I woke up in a wheelbarrow in the hall of my hotel- with the manager arguing with a local farmer; it turned out my hosts had "borrowed" his wheelbarrow the night before to take me to my hotel (6 or twelve 6% beers are lethal)and had left him a note. Oh, my aching head- such a noise! I gotta go back!
Fuck man 6 or 12 of those is a quick afternoon at the pub
That's Aussies for you, practical even when very pissed. A wheelbarrow is damn good transport for a mate whose lost 'motor skills'. They must've liked you. 😂🐨
@@elenawilliams32 Anything to make the tourist dollars flow! Left me with an address for a pub in "Briz Vegas" that has 400 beers on tap! Definitely on my bucket list, but I'm checking the parking lot for any suspicious wheel barrows! FR
@@alexgeier7326 With encouragement, you can get to a dozen and a half while they down a few dozen more! I have the credit receipts to prove "it can be done"! FR
@@fredericrike5974 Hahaha! Maybe you should also check those car parks for shopping trolleys. Back when I was underage and drunk as a skunk we took a mate home in a metal supermarket trolley but took a detour through McDonald's drive thru... They actually served us too. The borders are open, just wait a wee bit so the ticket prices settle down. Then come over, I'm in Melbourne, it's worth a look. Sydney and the Gold Coast are obviously massive tourist draw cards because they have everything you think of when picturing Australia. I'm actually from New Zealand originally, if you have the time it's really worth a look. Only 5 million people and over 25 million sheep it's visually stunning and the people are really friendly and super laid back. Enjoy your travels mate. 👍🐨
I don't know how but this man can mimic each and every English Accent in the world.. 😂😂
Gab's ability to imitate people is just on another level. 👍
"I'm going to cut cheeseburgers with this." Gets me every time lol
When I was 19 my mates and I bought long neck fosters because it was cheap. We ended up mucking around late at night ripping up a school oval in van I used to have. Cut a long story short we got arrested by the police and they gave us crap for drinking fosters 😂
So did you boys cut up the ov..... F**k me are you drinking bloody fosters??
Aussie Accent - You bloody Nailed IT, Mate!
I honestly cried from laughing so much lol 😂 The first time he done an Australian accent cracked me up, the second time made me laugh a little, and just when I thought that was it, he screams out the funny Aussie accent, you know, the drunk pirate one... Far out, it made me nearly piss my pants laughing.
This bloke is a legend 😂
Cheers mate! You're one of my favourite people. Bloody funny bugger. 😂
So basically, Aussies are the British Russians.
Nyet ....ny... et nyet .yep nyet nyet yeah .... Wanna beer mate
@@rodthurley5343 Da, da, mate.
So mate a you up for a lazy few beers then ?
@@rodthurley5343 Aw hell yeah
@@wondertome2023 eazzy mate steady on.. first , it's just a few beers for starters so we keep the ..ah hell yeah.. for when we hit the shots really hard , then it's all in
If I could only listen to one comedian for the REST OF MY LIFE , it would be Gabriel “ Fluffy” Iglesias! This man tickles your funny bone so hard it’ll break.
One of the best attempts at an Aussie accent. Fluffy, you're a legend!😅👏💖🇦🇺
As an Aussie, this is 100% accurate
What does that mean?
@@0532MOET "Aussie" is a slang term used by people in their country to refer to themselves as Australians
@@ChickityChicken Yes but we don't make the government our number 1 priority unlike America
No its not lol
@@ChickityChicken Yep pretty much like Canada and NZ. Aussies are pretty piss weak when it comes to giving up rights. Successive governments just make more and more regulations and give police more and more power to enforce the new laws. Who let the dogs out? The 1986 Australia act.
First time I asked for a Foster's in Australia the waitress said she'd never heard of it. 😆
I can believe that. It really just isn't a thing in Oz.
Should've asked for Coopers, Cascade or Boags...much better.
she was being polite to you
Yeah we really don't like it, bottle shops have them hidden if they do have it in stock
Fosters is cats piss...may have been a thing here in the 70s but not now.
As an Australian I can confirm everything he said is spot on.
Three bottles of Bundy? I salute you, Sir! Honorary Aussie! 🌹❤️
Always puts a smile on my face. Thank you. Love your shows.
Can’t wait for him to come back here
I freaking love Aussies!
Thank you Fluffy for EDUCATING, ENLIGHTENING
& UNITING US TOGETHER. ❤🇱🇷🌍
'straya, where you call your mate "c****", and a c**** "Mate"
It's the bold text that does it for me, hahaha. Stupid TH-cam.
Hahaha how true!
A hand-made knife is truly a special gift! You both must have made a cool connection..
and been plastered beyond belief! lol
😂😂 I grew up in Australia and, it's so true, we say whatever we wanna say and, you'll be shocked if you don't know that's what we do 😂
Kiwi here, that's what I like about Australians, they'll take the piss Outta anything and anyone, great sense of humor
A beautiful country that I call home 🇦🇺
He does a great Australian accent.
What are you French?
He sounds more Australian than Australians. lol.
Lancered I am Aussie and mate he does not.
michael markham Afraid not he sounded Kiwi in there as well as pommie.
Unless you’re an Aussie. Was cringey. But he did a fair job- about the same level as Merryl Streep with her dingo line - not good.
“It’s not bullying if everyone does it”
Best description of us I’ve ever heard. Where I’m from this is especially true if you meet people in their mid to late 20’s or older. If you’re ever in Australia and you’re in New South Wales, come to the Central Coast beaches; you’ll have a good time
Best Aussie accent by a Yank that I've heard in years. I'd happily pay to see you. Happy New Year!! 🇦🇺🇺🇸
The fosters beer one. i am dying cos it's so true. we make fun of anyone who drinks it. hahaha
It can't be any worse than Carlton draught, Toohey spew, any midstrength beer or any of them new beers 🤢🤮
@@0532MOET What do you like then?
I've only met one person who drank it, (in his case quite huge quantities), and that was an ex, now deceased Croatian boss of mine, who got here from then communist Yugoslavia in the early '60's. We, unfortunately for me, would always have a couple of cans together after work. I'm more of a XXXX type fella.
@@zingzangspillip1 Not beer obviously.
@@zingzangspillip1 Normal beer that is bitter and not disgustingly sweet
His impressions were pretty good. Go fluffy
Then, he realizes. “Oh shit. The burgers are the size. Of a dollar coin.”
Australians are the straightest people in the world, no bullshit straight to the point and no sugarcoating of anything...its a pity the rest of the world dont have the a humour like theirs..