Australians Are Never Politically Correct. Mike Siegel - Full Special

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  • @drazicmilosovic1065
    @drazicmilosovic1065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    “Don’t look straight at the sun - you’ll burn your rectum!” As a 45 year old; it was at that stage of his set that I realised my inner teenager still calls the shots when it comes to the definition of funny. I enjoy his style of quick, uncomplicated, unpretentious delivery. Thank you for this video.

    • @JohnsGirl3130
      @JohnsGirl3130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I'm 42 and toilet humor cracks me up like a 5 year old hearing the word poop.

    • @SuperZytoon
      @SuperZytoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Drazic Milosovic The best line of all!

    • @llddau
      @llddau 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well fart jokes will always be funny!

    • @terywetherlow5980
      @terywetherlow5980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Rectum........damned near killed 'em
      As a ribald older lady i knew used to say
      R.I.P. Goldie Heiss

    • @Nomadistar
      @Nomadistar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Never let the teen part of you die! At least that is my hope, plan & goal.

  • @AS-um6pz
    @AS-um6pz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Dry Bar Comedy I love your code of conduct for your performers! You're one of the only comedy channels where i don't have to worry about having to listen to constant swearing and yet has consistently hilarious comedians! It's refreshing! Thank you

  • @spideydew20
    @spideydew20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I'm SO glad I found Dry Bar Comedy! This guy is another gem. Awesome stuff!

  • @JPMonstie
    @JPMonstie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    I was once in the most remote part of the Australian outback almost dying from heat and thirst. When I looked under the first bush for shade, there was a German holding a cold beer. I swear it’s all true...no worries.

    • @abovenbeyondlimits81
      @abovenbeyondlimits81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      😂

    • @melissacrawford3590
      @melissacrawford3590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ashleycroydon9743
      @ashleycroydon9743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      😂😂🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️ I would believe it too don’t worry mate

    • @commentfreely5443
      @commentfreely5443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      probably luke warm not cold

    • @hudsondonnell444
      @hudsondonnell444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I know of a place in Western Australia that is off limits to the general public but has one naturalized Dutchman working for the Bureau Of Meteorology.

  • @amandaburkhalter36
    @amandaburkhalter36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    He is so funny! My fav is when he was like," Omg, could it be me? Am I the problem? ...... nah, that's the therapy talking!" 🤣🤣 I love it! Thank you Drybar! 🎤💯

    • @mannaformom3711
      @mannaformom3711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes!! I LOVE FUNNY PEOPLE!

    • @333anders6
      @333anders6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mannaformom3711 me too. comix are very special humans, to be guarded and well taken care of.

  • @erikfreitas7093
    @erikfreitas7093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    Great misdirection on the “Girl Scout” joke!

    • @xyzct
      @xyzct 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Absolutely first rate. Plus ... "heroes ... every one of them" killed me.

    • @ashleycroydon9743
      @ashleycroydon9743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That was a great one 🤣🤣😂😂❤️✌️

  • @gb.510
    @gb.510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    FINALLY A COMEDIAN WHO DOESN'T SAY "UUUUHHH" OR "UMMMM" AFTER EVERY JOKE!!
    Lord protect this gem. The cadence, the timing, the zing. 11/10 my good sir.
    Mind you, he's keeping it clean the whole time. Really hope to see more.

    • @333anders6
      @333anders6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yeah he's like a calm kung fu master among comedians. u laugh at everything and its so effortless, he just keeps it coming. love mr siegel

    • @333anders6
      @333anders6 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Heather beehner is dry bars none hottest comedian (cant think of his first name cuz he does a whole bit about his last name beehner). hes so SO SO funny and super duper ultra sexy.

    • @oliviawilson7138
      @oliviawilson7138 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      33,3 Anders hes none hot but super ultra sexy?

    • @333anders6
      @333anders6 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oliviawilson7138 think. ull get it.

    • @swine13
      @swine13 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Agent J who... why.. why are you mad?

  • @ConceptJunkie
    @ConceptJunkie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Dry Bar does a great job of finding good stand-up performances that aren't full of filthy language. I've listened to several in the past couple days and they were all great.

  • @anandshakti1
    @anandshakti1 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Mike is really good- fast, funny and the humor is clean- thanks!

  • @eastsideterri22
    @eastsideterri22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1391

    I don't think I have found one dry bar comedy I didn't like. They are ALL good. Helps me cope

    • @redrobin7638
      @redrobin7638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Laughter is the best medicine!

    • @bonitabanks1236
      @bonitabanks1236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Same!

    • @raybin6873
      @raybin6873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I fully agree - have yet to see a bad show.😁

    • @BEAUTYnIQ
      @BEAUTYnIQ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      joe devito

    • @jeremiahsouthworth5112
      @jeremiahsouthworth5112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Don't worry. We'll get you there. Performing at DryBar is on my bucket list.

  • @blahblahblahblah2837
    @blahblahblahblah2837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +749

    As an Aussie who's travelled a bit, he's right about Germans!
    Also, almost every year someone will get lost in the outback in Australia in the most remote, empty shithole desert that barely makes the map. There'll be a huge search and rescue effort - big teams of volunteers, helicopters, you name it. They'll find the people 100km from their broken-down van, dehydrated and extremely tanned. It's _always_ Germans.
    Update: 2 Germans lost right now, 240km from the nearest town in Western Australia, while there's a global pandemic!

    • @magnetsoldiercephas331
      @magnetsoldiercephas331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yes! I was born in Germany and Germans are literally everywhere you travel to. LOL

    • @User0resU-1
      @User0resU-1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      25 years ago I was travelling around Asia - Germans were everywhere, great people and easy to get on with.

    • @simonw3858
      @simonw3858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      But the real question is were they naked?

    • @abovenbeyondlimits81
      @abovenbeyondlimits81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😅😅is this usually true

    • @prestonkline3295
      @prestonkline3295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Marlin Bradshaw shut up

  • @dogcatfamily2476
    @dogcatfamily2476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    What I love about this comedian is his originality in material so fresh and different. His presentation is smooth.
    He's like the guy you always want around at a party dinner or meeting just makes it BETTER for everyone and he is genuinely funny not just delivering jokes. AWESOME!
    Hope Mike Siegel makes it BIG!
    🌟💋💲🏆
    MIKE SIEGEL NEEDS ANOTHER COMEDY SPECIAL!!!

    • @catherinechaney6882
      @catherinechaney6882 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I agree with you 100%! 😂 He is so naturally funny and his delivery is spot on! My favorite part is when he does the curling bit. Hope to see more of him!! 😂❤

  • @jickiebecker2525
    @jickiebecker2525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Holy Crap! This Guy is the NEW Brian Regan. His physical comedy and voice stylings are tremendous. Self deprecation on a whole new level! BRAVO!!!

  • @DanGerRus
    @DanGerRus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This guy was fantastic! His style is so natural, and his timing is spot on. Great job!! 😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @j.michaeljefferson60
    @j.michaeljefferson60 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I've been following Dry Bar comedy's videos for about 2 year and I think they are getting the best talented people in comedy's finest performances and I can watch it with the family

  • @jeffreygan3455
    @jeffreygan3455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Loved Dry Bar's comedian guests and code of conduct - no swearing, no sex jokes and sensors. So much to be enjoyed without the need to be distasteful.

    • @jerrybiv1441
      @jerrybiv1441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      EXACTLY & as a young man myself who REFUSES to curse or use foul language, it makes me smile with how CLEAN yet Funny ALL of these sets are!

    • @chrisfleischman3371
      @chrisfleischman3371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It takes more thought to set up and deliver a funny, clean joke. And clean comedy conveys respect of the audience.

    • @TheJeremyKentBGross
      @TheJeremyKentBGross 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Idk. It's a gradient.
      Some "comedy" isn't really funny and is just extreme dirty talk as if that was funny on it's own. Female comics tend to do that more often I noticed.
      On the other hand, most "clean" comedy isn't very funny either. While there are exceptions, most of it is toothless nothing for people who are so prude and squeamish they seem not to enjoy anything in real life.
      Imo good comedy usually tells truths in a clever unexpected way, or is shocking to just the right amount. It's not dirty because it has nothing of value to say, but it's not clean because it's too afraid to live. It's exactly as dirty as it needs to be. No more and no less.

    • @its_dey_mate
      @its_dey_mate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheJeremyKentBGross Brilliantly said! This opened my eyes to some of the most popular and some of my favourite comedians. Sure, there are exceptions, but the most brilliant comics manage to interwove the "two" types of comedy in one. Take Bill Burr or Dave Chapelle. Arguably the most popular out there, and for a reason. Also about women making dirty comedy I have seen it as well. Its always sex jokes or my p*ssy this my p*ssy that, and it becomes boring towards the third time it is used. Clean comedy is probably the second in the hierarchy with people like Gabriel Iglesias, Degeneres' old specials, maybe Carlin (i have to be honest my memory is a bit muddy, but I feel like he was closer to the clean spectrum). But for sure the best is the golden middle ground.

    • @TheJeremyKentBGross
      @TheJeremyKentBGross 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@its_dey_mate I think the only really dark/dirty comic I really like is Anthony Jeselnik. Others comics I have really liked, like Bill Burr, Louis CK, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Bill Hicks, some* later Carlin, they aren't afraid to go there if/when needed, but it just isn't the focus of their act. It's more like appropriately used punctuation for emphasis.
      I kinda feel like profanity is just like any other key on the keyboard of a piano in your linguistic arsenal, or a few shaders of color to paint with out of the spectrum. Sure, you can have colors that clash, and you can abuse the audience by slamming down all the "low" keys at once with your forearm so it sounds bad because it isn't a chord. But that's no reason to never use bass keys ever ever ever.
      Similarly I'm sure there's a great joke to be had about your vag out there somewhere, but atm it just seems like what you are leaning on it for garbage material and to fill the uncomfortable silence around your unearned/undeserved attention.
      But I always kinda percieved people who couldn't tolerate any profanity whatsoever in the same way as someone who was arbitrarily offended by the color yellow, and would go to great lengths to avoid seeing it or having anything to do with the "disgusting/low" people who used or wore it.
      "Thank God we finally found the GOOD community of people who just never use or wear yellow! It's just so refreshing to not have yellow crammed all in your face whenever you are just walking pass a billboard or someone in a summer dress or trying to watch television. SERIOUSLY there is just NO reason you EVER need to use yellow, it is just so UNNECESSARY. Fortunately I found this safe little place where finally I'm not arbitrarily subjected to yellow all the time, because this is who I really am."
      And I'm just like: Really? REAAAAAAALY? 🙄
      😏 OK, Sure pal. 👍
      (Whispers: I think we just found the closet gay homophobic mega pastor over here who's sucking mad underaged D while smoking meth behind the altar. ... Seems like there's gotta be one in every crowd.)

  • @konasurfah
    @konasurfah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    I never realized Australians were just tan Canadiens that surfed until you said it! Great set dude 😎🤙🏽

    • @darthsavitar
      @darthsavitar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I guess you could say it was "swell"...

    • @thelagbot1695
      @thelagbot1695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Or British Texans

    • @ikwoessien
      @ikwoessien 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Except that Canadians are not as blunt.

    • @user-uj6sc7ls9y
      @user-uj6sc7ls9y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Tan Canadians? As someone from Down Under who has lived in the U.S. and in Canada, I have to say, Nah, tan Americans.

    • @pablovandres
      @pablovandres 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah, you could say that, but australians are more fun, taller, more attractive and talented overall lol

  • @donnadelahanty9903
    @donnadelahanty9903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    so funny. I can listen to Mike over and over again. to me, thats the mark of a great comedian. Thanks for the laughs.

  • @andrewheffel3565
    @andrewheffel3565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    It's true about the German tourists, they are everywhere, and they are pretty cool. The French too. I was at a fairly remote camp in Grand Teton National Park with my wife and kids. There were moose and wolves in the area. A young German man was in the next campsite. He came over one evening, and we sat by my campfire drinking. He had been there a couple weeks. He talked about our national parks, which he had been touring. I asked, doesn't Germany have many places just as beautiful as our parks. He said yes, of course. But the best are privately owned, and you can't go there. Here, the best is available to all. I felt really good about that.

    • @woodb51
      @woodb51 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about Swiss?

    • @andrewheffel3565
      @andrewheffel3565 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@woodb51 Good with ham?

    • @GladysAlicea
      @GladysAlicea 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Germany's such a big, beautiful country. You'd think park access would be included in high taxes, "free" health insurance and extra-long vacations package. In the US, we look out for "no trespassing" signs on Malibu Beach.

  • @butchzamora
    @butchzamora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This is the kind of comedy and humor I like. Very respectable. He does not resort to the audience or anything personal to offend you just to get a laugh. This is wholesome comedy but not boring. He stands out among other comics in that the hecklers are also respectable because the performer is respectable. He calls out the hecklers and then integrate them into his act without offending anyone. Would love to see him live after this whole pandemic is over. This is the first time I've heard of this guy so I'm gonna look for more of his shows.

  • @roneeclark1329
    @roneeclark1329 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Wow!! This is the funniest one I’ve seen in a while. Good pacing and he’s down to earth. Awesome!!! Thank you!!

  • @manos-oliveriversen2112
    @manos-oliveriversen2112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    As a German, I need to say the joke with the German guys totally hit the point. I don't remember when it was the last time I laughed out so loud. A family member, watching TV in the living room upstairs, heard me laugh and said: "What's wrong?"

    • @EarthSurferUSA
      @EarthSurferUSA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Haha. Thanks for the grin sir. :)

    • @svenerikmoeller8809
      @svenerikmoeller8809 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As a bloke who is Aussie abet gemacht in Deutschland, when I first saw your beaches with the old folks who were naked I thought they were beached whales, I blame your beer!

  • @soeifong
    @soeifong 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    'Army doctors, they told me I had cowardice', that's GOLD 🤣🤣😂

  • @mcfly7613
    @mcfly7613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    This is why I love Australians, they just say it like it is and almost make cussing an art form.

    • @terywetherlow5980
      @terywetherlow5980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yep they can let 'em rip....not like the censor cindy's in america....ugh

    • @Cadmium_
      @Cadmium_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Mate, cussing is an artform

    • @crankiemanx8423
      @crankiemanx8423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yet the English can say the worst cuss words & make them sound so elegant 🤣

    • @mattco_
      @mattco_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Funny you say that, Australian censors need a sense of humor.

    • @thebobbit2740
      @thebobbit2740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah f@$k'n Oath

  • @katiehdecker
    @katiehdecker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    So handsome and SO FUNNY! Without vulgarity, even.

    • @yeahnah9755
      @yeahnah9755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh no! not the vulgarity! Lol

    • @Himmyjewett
      @Himmyjewett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      did you even watch the video

    • @elmerj112
      @elmerj112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree! I could watch him talk about anything!

  • @bradsdrumcovers
    @bradsdrumcovers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Very refreshing to listen to someone who is genuinely funny who doesn't need to swear. A pleasant surprise!

  • @TrishTruitt
    @TrishTruitt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This guy's delivery is amazing! Great material too. On my list of faves.

  • @ackimnsangwe9732
    @ackimnsangwe9732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Drybar is just the best family comedy show. So good for relaxing and starting the day. Great selection of comics too. Thumbs up.

  • @davinjohnson1110
    @davinjohnson1110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    This guy is one of the most talented comedians I’ve ever heard!

  • @thomask4836
    @thomask4836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I used to travel frequently on business for decades before I retired. Mike really hit the nail on the head when he described the key cards. There's no worse feeling at the end of airports, shuttles, rail stations and buses than dragging luggage and equipment late at night to the room at the end of the hall on the 7th floor only to see that dreaded red light on the lock. Especially in your 60's.
    Many years ago, a co-worker of mine was using a key to unlock his hotel door. When he opened it, there was a man laying on his bed. He had the same key for that room. Turns out the stranger was hitting on a gal in the bar. She said, "here's my key, go to my room, I'll be right up". . . . . I wonder what was running through this guys mind when my buddy walked in! Well Done Mike Siegel ! Well Done!

  • @giantfisher
    @giantfisher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I watch all kinds of comedy and Dry Bar always has the most enjoyable, true laugh inducing comics. Mr. Siegel here is amazing; truly unique jokes, not just the same thing said differently as all the other comics. This video came up in my suggested vids, and I clicked on it for the title alone. Like ten minutes in I'm cracking up, and was like wait, I looked up in the corner to see the Dry Bar logo, and was like, "Ah, no wonder!" And no, I didn't notice it right off, I was paying attention to him, not scanning around the screen.
    Be well all you followers of good comedy!

  • @1DaTJo
    @1DaTJo ปีที่แล้ว +16

    It’s so rare to find someone this funny, this clever and this clean.

    • @SeleneBeatty
      @SeleneBeatty หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And handsome too!

  • @schadowolf
    @schadowolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    What a hilarious comedian! Laughed the whole routine!

  • @robertschwartz4810
    @robertschwartz4810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    It's rare when I can sit through the whole special, but this guy is great. Great writing, great delivery.

    • @alexxhristova
      @alexxhristova 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      look up matt falk's special

  • @marcierudolph8735
    @marcierudolph8735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    When Red Skelton got glasses he said he had finally reached the age where curiosity was greater than vanity.

  • @twosongs7396
    @twosongs7396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ALL Dry Bar Comedy Comedians are top caliber Talent. They never disappoint. Class Acts, all of them.

  • @jamessamuel1255
    @jamessamuel1255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    I'm a kiwi. What he says about those Aussies is absolutely bloody true

  • @gwensimmons_gigi1629
    @gwensimmons_gigi1629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Hilarious! The Dad dissection joke hit the spot, as well as the sexual harassment while self incorporated... be well! 😂😃🤣👍🏾

    • @chrisfleischman3371
      @chrisfleischman3371 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Greynold Godrig Yeah…I do not think you needed to explain that joke to this audiece

  • @JesusisJesus
    @JesusisJesus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This guy is possibly THE BEST I’ve seen on Drybar.
    You are almost finishing rolling on the floor before he gets you again, and and again.....

  • @fionavirginia
    @fionavirginia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    “Australians are tanned Canadians who surf.” 😆😆😆 I love Aussies

  • @squallleonheart3020
    @squallleonheart3020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Came here for the Aussie bit ended up watching the whole thing lol noice one mate

  • @terrycole2407
    @terrycole2407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Another comedy master! I love this site!

  • @mrrberger
    @mrrberger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1093

    We love Germans in Australia, they keep us safe in the outback, always feeding the crocs.

    • @ashleycroydon9743
      @ashleycroydon9743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 amen mate at least in Katherine 👌👌🤣🤷🏽

    • @mangafq8
      @mangafq8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😂😂😂

    • @dirkdigler595
      @dirkdigler595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      crocs love German snags mate .

    • @trevormerivale6882
      @trevormerivale6882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah and in Belanglo State Forest. Come on it can't still be too soon that was 30 years ago!

    • @henkka6456
      @henkka6456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah tell me about it, now so many polar bears have eaten local people off the street of Helsinki as we haven't had fat Germans to satisfy their daily meat intake. Now we all carry raw fish while walking to bribe the bears off.

  • @tara_hysteria
    @tara_hysteria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Genius. Every comedian and video from Dry Bar is pure gold!!!!!!!

  • @mandm2054
    @mandm2054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    "i was the weak link in my corporation" hahaha loved this

  • @niranjanbaravani1806
    @niranjanbaravani1806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Loved this set. Nicely done with good writing, delivery & no use of vulgarity.

  • @Guh_roomer_Gravedigger
    @Guh_roomer_Gravedigger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    This is how to be funny without having to resort to vulgarity or swearing. Very funny.

    • @JayJonahJaymeson
      @JayJonahJaymeson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lol, gatekeeping comedy.

    • @orleansartist6095
      @orleansartist6095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats why I live Brian Regan, Jim Gaffigan, Jerry Springfield.

    • @roberthouston3824
      @roberthouston3824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Marlin Bradshaw what's the matter? Is it that nobody is giving you any attention? Huh?
      OK, I'm reaching out, say what you have to say. Then after having done so, quit posting the same stuff on multiple comment boards. Thank you.

    • @Heavywall70
      @Heavywall70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lost yet Found
      You have a problem with fatherless children?
      It’s not a curse word.

    • @commentfreely5443
      @commentfreely5443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      don't look directly at the sun or you'll burn your rectum.

  • @elizamccroskey1708
    @elizamccroskey1708 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My brothers and I never played Twister in the back of a station wagon but we totally did even more dangerous things in the 1970s! Love this guy.

  • @optimize.
    @optimize. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love the dry humor and the self deprecation. Excellent stuff. Thanks Mike.

  • @enigel1969
    @enigel1969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    When I was in Australia two years ago I kept saying “Here in Canada” like an total idiot! There is something totally cool, genuinely nice and trustworthy about people in both those countries.

    • @cbisme6414
      @cbisme6414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you from Perth Western Australia ❤️🇦🇺

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Actually, as an Aussie who visits family in Canada, I always go thru this initial culture shock about how nice and polite everyone is. We don't do that. We're friendly like they are, but the polite thing? No

    • @enigel1969
      @enigel1969 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@susie9893 i guess genuinely nice is as good as polite for me😉 I live in the US and I wouldn’t say people are purposefully not polite or nice, at a superficial level, but there is a basic level of self-centeredness and entitlement that ruins it all. So yes, Australia and Canada are truly wonderful!♥️

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@enigel1969 oh we have our share of entitled people. I work in healthcare and I see it all 😏😖

  • @delorasledge2492
    @delorasledge2492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm so glad I took the time to listen.

  • @LJY08
    @LJY08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I really started to hate American comedy (as a non American), because it was just so angry and aggressive at the wrong people. I'm so glad to see comedians like this getting air time and am hopeful American comedy can come back from the hideous misogyny and general aggression against already victimised people it has targeted for at least a decade.
    It's time for change, and this gives me hope.

  • @audrablue515
    @audrablue515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    As an Aussie, I can vouch for the truth of what he's saying lol

    • @VerucaStinson
      @VerucaStinson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      no worries mate

    • @moonwater7985
      @moonwater7985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same here, he even got our accent pretty well 😂

    • @angelheart9173
      @angelheart9173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm Aussie too, and my sister was travelling hundreds of miles from anywhere in stinking heat, and saw a bycycle on the side of the road. She stopped as she thought someone had been hit by a truck and there was a japanese guy sheltering from the sun in a culvert ( big highway drain). Heat stroke is no joke!

    • @swine13
      @swine13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some of it. Towards the city you lose any of that accent stuff. Everyone is a bit more concerned about being PC.
      The town name stuff is dead on. We have very memorable, catchy names like Woolloomooloo or Birrayingbingbong or something...

    • @OniGanon
      @OniGanon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Can confirm that Boomlybooblyboomlybongo is a great place for surfing.

  • @joebikeguy6669
    @joebikeguy6669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This guy has a lot of very good material. Funny!

  • @danceswithtwins8048
    @danceswithtwins8048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I loved it when he said his dad had a reputation around the neighborhood...nobody let their dogs poop in their yard for years. Hysterical!

  • @lmorter7867
    @lmorter7867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    So many funny things I could relate to in his set. I remember when I used to ride in the back of my dad's pickup and it was so worn out we could watch the road below us thru the rusted out spots. I lived to tell the tale. Now it takes an engineer to figure out how to work the kids car seats 🙄

    • @mannaformom3711
      @mannaformom3711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh my gosh me too. I could barely breathe with all the fumes! How did I not bounce out!?!? Ha!

    • @martianshoes
      @martianshoes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I quit flying in 2009.
      I am now vindicated and validated.

    • @bt7846
      @bt7846 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, so lame.

    • @CuriousGoodsJessica
      @CuriousGoodsJessica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Some of my happiest times were when my best friend's Dad would pick us up in his old beat up 1960's Ford & I'd make her ride in the back bed with me going home, among the peeling paint & old dead leaves. Freedom in the wind blowing through my hair, no seats or seatbelts, it was like flying if you imagined. 😊 Great memories.

  • @vgil1278
    @vgil1278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    This man is truly funny! Belly laughs the whole time.

  • @gazza5677
    @gazza5677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Curling..."there's too much snow...bring me the broom lad". Brilliant

  • @preciousay7309
    @preciousay7309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This guy needs more exposure, he's hilarious!

  • @THMILLER
    @THMILLER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The name for the glasses that the US Army gives to their soldiers are nick named BCG - Birth Control Glasses

    • @cindygr8ce
      @cindygr8ce 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idk I think my dad pulled them off back in the day. If he wasn't wearing those he always had those huge silver frames with the bar across the top.

    • @robertbutler9326
      @robertbutler9326 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wore them while in Air Force basic training.

  • @foreignparticle1320
    @foreignparticle1320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    This guy is tight. Great stuff Dry Bar!

    • @foreignparticle1320
      @foreignparticle1320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @FIDIRONU Never heard of him. Until I looked him up just now. And yeah, he's awesome!

  • @Bobg425
    @Bobg425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Very slick,very funny and perfect timing,Id pay to see him no problem.

    • @richarddarlington1139
      @richarddarlington1139 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes but, the real question is, how much are you willing to pay to see this guy?

    • @Bobg425
      @Bobg425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@richarddarlington1139 Live? Whatever the venue is charging,it all depends on where it is and what kinda pace it is,can I get a good meal there as well,is it trouble free,in a decent area or a dive in a craphole.

  • @Cook6163
    @Cook6163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Those glasses have superpowers, you become invisible to every woman! 😂

    • @cherrypichick6782
      @cherrypichick6782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      To YOUNG women!

    • @crankiemanx8423
      @crankiemanx8423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Glasses can be sexy on men ..

    • @M90thYou
      @M90thYou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just ask Superman worked great for him.

    • @Amphitera
      @Amphitera 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no, only immature people think that way. Of course, that's the majority :P

  • @joscelynpease6656
    @joscelynpease6656 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    So many good jokes throughout and great delivery.

  • @sarasunshinemt4444
    @sarasunshinemt4444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "Sweet, sweet equity; it grows so fast!"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @That_JAE
    @That_JAE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Never laughed so hard about someone being fired XDD

  • @MysticChatty
    @MysticChatty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This was super good! This guy is great!! Thank you for the laughs!!

  • @vickielawson3114
    @vickielawson3114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I like this guy. He has a fun, cheerful disposition and the stuff about Australia was a nice departure from the usual comedy fare.

  • @lilyflower1168
    @lilyflower1168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Genuinely funny and clean. Wish it went longer

  • @Allenda100
    @Allenda100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    You’re doing just fine. You make a lot of people happy. 😊

  • @JudithCobb-k5l
    @JudithCobb-k5l ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Mike, you are hillarious, I was trying to get to bed a little earlier tonight and I started watching your show, and now here it is after 1:00 a.m. but it was well worth it. I'll have bags in the morning but won't have any where to go. You were Great.., and not bad on the eyes either.
    Don't worry I'm 80 years old and I won't hurt you. At least you don't have to worry about kids...hehe

  • @cf921
    @cf921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I'm frantically thumbing up everyone who praises him lol, I love this guy, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time XD

  • @diannashuster5594
    @diannashuster5594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    That was good! Thanks for loading this.

  • @leehurwit3827
    @leehurwit3827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    I tried to join the military but I had cowardice.... haha ha

    • @333anders6
      @333anders6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this was the EXCELLENT end of an EXCELLENT punchline combo. just brilliant.

    • @catmoore2443
      @catmoore2443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm suffering from the same affliction 🤣

  • @szqsk8
    @szqsk8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This dude kills! I laughed all the way through and I love his speaking style.

  • @muddyboots7753
    @muddyboots7753 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    More hilarious than I had hoped. Please get him back.

  • @AndrewA-zt4fo
    @AndrewA-zt4fo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    As an Aussie, we aren’t keen on political correctness. Doesn’t work well with our culture.

    • @linebrunelle1004
      @linebrunelle1004 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      if you could speak English that would be great

    • @KristiContemplates
      @KristiContemplates 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We've got that nice level of self-deprication 👍🏿🇦🇺

    • @KristiContemplates
      @KristiContemplates 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@linebrunelle1004 yeah, nah

    • @tristanbackup2536
      @tristanbackup2536 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That is why they import that californian culture down in Melbourne in particular. Had someone down there ask where I was from & told them, three hour's drive north of the city, it's litterly a bubble down there.

    • @dcmastermindfirst9418
      @dcmastermindfirst9418 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@linebrunelle1004Ironic coming from an American.

  • @mj-jo8es
    @mj-jo8es 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Australians: Tanned Canadians who surf!" hahaha! Love it cos it's true!

  • @ashleycroydon9743
    @ashleycroydon9743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Came for the title stayed because he was a legend 🇦🇺💯🙌🏾😂❤️

  • @channarosenblatt8197
    @channarosenblatt8197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Funny, funny guy. Listen to the hard, loud laugh from the audience. Great show.

  • @chicanopowers4938
    @chicanopowers4938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    After a long day at work, I needed a good laugh🇺🇸

  • @MsKK909
    @MsKK909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hilarious! And so refreshing ... no profanity or vulgarity. True wit!

  • @callofdutyisboss7953
    @callofdutyisboss7953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Im Aussie and i agree with basically everything he said 😂😂 except we do shorten city names and shorten the names of places, we even shorten the word train-station 😂😂

    • @plaidshirt9955
      @plaidshirt9955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Traino

    • @tally1604
      @tally1604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Strangely enough, nobody calls an alcoholic a wino. 😂

    • @callofdutyisboss7953
      @callofdutyisboss7953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tally1604 thats bc alcoholics aren't winos 😂😂

    • @tally1604
      @tally1604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@callofdutyisboss7953 in America, they are 😉

    • @bilindalaw-morley161
      @bilindalaw-morley161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Call Of Duty Is Boss gidday. Nice to know there’s some of us still standing . I’m at Logan, southwest of Brissie, on the way to the coast. Not that we can go, mind you. For Mother’s Day, we picked up some KFC and went to a park. It was just nice to be out and about. Pleasant to see people having picnics.

  • @mcseedat
    @mcseedat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The organizers of this program deserve more than a thank you for this well intended initiative. This provides a profanity free form of therapy which is good for the soul.
    I'm pretty sure there's Mormon involvement considering the location of this venue and the fact that they are a god fearing unit with traditional values.
    I know not much more about them but I respect them after buying into this concept.
    The best part is I'm in a country so far away from this and it's still had such a profound impact on me.

  • @RantTherapist
    @RantTherapist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    7/7. Made my sadness dissipate. Much appreciated.

  • @valentinbusuioc4054
    @valentinbusuioc4054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Hilarious! One of the funniest acts I've seen lately

    • @terywetherlow5980
      @terywetherlow5980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      One of those my stomach muscles hurt now kind of funnies.....

  • @ajpussinboots5062
    @ajpussinboots5062 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just discovered this guy - love it! A funny, smart guy...certainly has its ....appeal! 🥰

  • @CharlieSummers2.0
    @CharlieSummers2.0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I like some of the comics here but rarely do you see one with such star quality. Honestly this guys hilarious. He should be a well known name. I really genuinely enjoyed this immensely. 👍

  • @Maxbps88
    @Maxbps88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hilarious. Excellent set. My favorite line that had me lol = "Look at this one. That's me leaving a bad relationship and still keeping my house."

  • @paulmartin3258
    @paulmartin3258 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Two lonely chromosomes, watching big screen movies in my pants‼️😳” … PRICELESS‼️ I laughed out loud 🤣 and said, “I’ve got to stop this video and post my comment immediately. Then I said to myself, “This is one I’ve got to remember forever.”
    Thanks Mike!!! I needed a good laugh to compensate for what I’ve been going through the last couple of years. Great set.

  • @jtf9670
    @jtf9670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    the embodiment of a professional comedian!

  • @karenparis2066
    @karenparis2066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The Mick Jagger fatherhood bit!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cherrypichick6782
    @cherrypichick6782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Haven't laughed this hard since 2020 began! "This show takes me back!" 🤣😂😅

  • @MargieM10
    @MargieM10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    My sister, me and our dog switched off sleeping in the back WINDOW of our parents Buick driving from Florida to California in the early 70s😂

    • @GreatLakesLogger
      @GreatLakesLogger 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I sat on a stool in the back of our van as a kid cause we didn't have the back seat. If one of my friends was along, you had a competition to see who could stay standing the longest

  • @Munki
    @Munki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wow I'd never heard of this guy before. Really enjoyed it! Thanks for this!

  • @magnificentmuttley154
    @magnificentmuttley154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    😆😆😆 Brad Upton & Mike Siegel: my new #1 favorite comedians... Thank You guys for keepin it clean & for making it original. Youre right there with John Weatherspoon, Sinbad, & George Wallace, in my book 😊😊
    I'll always love Black Comedy AND black humor. Forever! Nonetheless I say farewell to Eddie Murphy, & an entire group a foul-mouthed comedians; People of Color or not

  • @worldwideschizo
    @worldwideschizo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    I love clean comedy cause it makes the performer use every bit of imagination and the word play to come to a successful and very funny conclusion not like with blue comedy that uses shock value.

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He said rectum.

    • @NickvonZ
      @NickvonZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jondunmore4268 And "bastard". But the audience was sophisticated and saw the proper humor in those.
      If they let it slide in Provo, you KNOW they appreciated that it was fitting in the contexts. 😉

    • @benjaminshiels1824
      @benjaminshiels1824 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good timing with swearing in comedy is most definitely an art form, eg Rodney Rude. A living Australian treasure! 👍
      (Bill Burr, just saying 😏)

    • @cappsginny699
      @cappsginny699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rectum is not a dirty word!

    • @AlexanderSanchez-pz5lc
      @AlexanderSanchez-pz5lc 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like any comedy as long it's funny who are we to judge anything we don't even create hahahaha

  • @blancaarnold549
    @blancaarnold549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Hilarious 😂😂. Love Mike. Had me laughing so hard. Thanks for the giggles 😊😁😍

  • @allispossible8447
    @allispossible8447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I’m Canadian, I work at a hotel and I approve this comedian 💕

  • @gk6993
    @gk6993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This guy. Classic. Hope there's more, and soon.