No, that's California. Florida doesn't existed anymore and it's irrelevant at this point, they fuck up on everything down there. No wonder they're the dick of the US.
If you cant hit back then the person you cant fight against will keep hiting you. Its that simple. Just ask the 40 % male victims of domestic violence.
Alex Force totally. It's so frustrating when I can't hit little kids with half my bone density and body massage. 🙄 It's almost as thought you have no processing of social cues and didn't get the joke. Everyone should intrinsically understand that a being with twice the upper body strength hitting a being with half the bone density could cause damage that is not comparable. It is not ok for women to persist hitting men or use any sort of weapon. . But if a child is being absurd and hitting me and hitting me and hitting me, I cannot hit them back. . I cannot hit a mentally mture but physically disabled person either. It's why his joke made ANY SENSE. Bc he agrees physically stronger being shouldn't hit weaker ones. And he's calling himself a weaker one. .what I've noticed about MRAs and other feeble minded insecure narcissitic failures of life is they'll defend a weaker man if some huge jacked douchebag is hitting him. ..if a pit bull goes after their Jack Russell, even if the Jack Russell as biting the pit bull, the dues will protect a literal dog. But human being with a skull half as thick as yours, meaning on of your punches would annihilate us..... "Equals bro." I believe a person with cerebral palsy is entitled to the same right as me. .if I hit them Inna demon that doesn't belong on Earth. If they point a gun at me it's different. See how simple mathematics and fairness works?
🙋🏻♂️ johnny depps trial reminds me a lot of mine; except i still luckily have the tips of all my fingers eye sights a little different from getting hit in the eyes sm times tho
Chris,Joe and mark normand are some of the best up and coming comics
That Avenatti bit was great
Joe Machi's ending delivery of "by fighting ability" was *identical* to a Mitch Hegeberg punchline
Was just wondering who that was thanks 👍
2:00 got me weak af
Lmfao 🤣 so true the whole bit!! 💯 what’s that you haven’t eaten yet? Perfect 😂
Ofcourse we need Florida, without it american elections would be so much less interesting.
You know you're the peak of comedy when you can openly insult someone, as a joke, and it's still funny.
The last guy tho.🤣
Very Mitchy Hedberg on that "fighting ability" line. Love you Joe
Thought the same thing, very funny
I'm here in 2021 and that guy's name being Brandon just makes it so much funnier 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If we got rid of florida, what would we do with all the people? They would have to move to our states. Do we really want that?
Colin McCarty hell no
We would build a wall.
K A Well, that only leaves Ohio.
I think the joke implies the people also being gone as well
😂
I can confirm. Florida is a state full of weirdos. How did i wind up here? 🙃
You are also a weirdo?
That’s exactly how I feel here man
Shit I need to get my ass back to Florida, I miss it so much there...
Because you use emojis unnecessarily.
I’m convinced it’s something in the water
Yoo the too close to call is too funny
How can you say something so controversial yet so brave??
is this a show on comedy central? they just let comedians talk and try shit out? no way i dont believe it.
Icehamjello this is comedy cellar and I’m pretty sure they have sign-ups
@@Tune33338 so the answer is no its not
I think I know Brendon!
Carlos mencia at the end was a nice treat
Chrissy d nails it every time
Joe List's Super Bowl joke lol 😄
Imagine showing up to a comedy show and you just get put on blast
Lets go CT
relevant in sept 2020
Let’s go brendon
I used to take this show for granted. I miss is so bad...
I think this is the only time I can say let's go Brendon lolol well, kinda
Let’s go Brandon 😂😂😂
Nice
comedians name at @2:15 ? you’d think they’d PUT THE NAMES
Omg i remember watching joe on last comic standing
It's not that complicated. Nevada is the liver; Florida is the colon.
I agree everybody should leave that transplanted here.
WHATS HIS NAME @2:00
Who was that last guy??
is the last guy the "Actually Kid" all grown up?
Isnt florida like on fire right now?
No, that's California. Florida doesn't existed anymore and it's irrelevant at this point, they fuck up on everything down there. No wonder they're the dick of the US.
Wrong state you silly goose
Hahaha shoot i am a silly goose
Dumbass
Lovemovies go fuck yourself
Poor Brendan
If you cant hit back then the person you cant fight against will keep hiting you. Its that simple. Just ask the 40 % male victims of domestic violence.
Alex Force totally.
It's so frustrating when I can't hit little kids with half my bone density and body massage.
🙄
It's almost as thought you have no processing of social cues and didn't get the joke.
Everyone should intrinsically understand that a being with twice the upper body strength hitting a being with half the bone density could cause damage that is not comparable.
It is not ok for women to persist hitting men or use any sort of weapon. .
But if a child is being absurd and hitting me and hitting me and hitting me, I cannot hit them back. .
I cannot hit a mentally mture but physically disabled person either.
It's why his joke made ANY SENSE.
Bc he agrees physically stronger being shouldn't hit weaker ones. And he's calling himself a weaker one.
.what I've noticed about MRAs and other feeble minded insecure narcissitic failures of life is they'll defend a weaker man if some huge jacked douchebag is hitting him. ..if a pit bull goes after their Jack Russell, even if the Jack Russell as biting the pit bull, the dues will protect a literal dog.
But human being with a skull half as thick as yours, meaning on of your punches would annihilate us.....
"Equals bro."
I believe a person with cerebral palsy is entitled to the same right as me.
.if I hit them Inna demon that doesn't belong on Earth.
If they point a gun at me it's different.
See how simple mathematics and fairness works?
🙋🏻♂️ johnny depps trial reminds me a lot of mine; except i still luckily have the tips of all my fingers
eye sights a little different from getting hit in the eyes sm times tho
No
Dude looks just like Q
This guy looks like pat McAfee
I’m white and this is easily the whitest video I’ve ever watched
You’re so woke
@@bossHogOG
triggered!
Not enough of Chrissy
@2:45 Argument/Debate you get a woman or Ben Saphiro!
The next time that guys girlfriend says ‘we need to talk’ she’ll be telling him about how he’s gay and everyone knows it
These aren’t very good