new #1 skywars strategy
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ก.ค. 2024
- it's like skyblock without the part where i get paid
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Twitter: / technothepig
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Technoblade: *It's over, Anakin. I have legally obtained personal property and have built a residence upon it*
*YOU underestimate my power*
Ur profile pic is my religion
nah that's real property not personal property
qawmame do you mean real estate lmao
Real estate would work here, but I meant real property. Real property is "immovable" property like buildings or land, personal property is "movable" property that isn't fixed on the ground..
“If you don’t have good interior, how will you win?”
*removes a dead bush*
I KNOW RIGHT?!? What amateur.
How shame he could possibly broke a dead bush
And he wont be dead
It all comes to personal preference
@@joshsg4338 stfu
"Hippity hoppity, get off my property."
- Technoblade, 2019 in SMP Earth.
wait smp earth was 2019?
@@a_businessman wait WHAT
three years ago
AH yes
Reading this comment makes me miss techno more
techno uses Strat: 100% win rate
me uses Strat: 0% win rate and before I can ever get blocks I get rushed by some dude with prot 9 million Diamond amour and a Diamond sword that has so much sharpness I can't even look at the dude before i'm dead
Diamond*
it’s because your property value wasn’t high enough. common mistake smh.
@RenTheHedgehog that’s the joke it’s called hyperbole
I'm laughing too hard at this
YE LMAO
I just did this strategy, and I was in the final 2. The other person looked at me, and said, "nice Technoblade house strat." About a minute later, he fell into the void and I won. THIS WORKS!!!
I bet this is how people get masters in ranked
Lul
I tried this, I won 4/9 games and I’m garbage. 2 times they fell off the map and the other two I held down right click while holding snowballs
Peoples accuracy are below my grades
people just underestimate you
Next day: Everybody builds houses for themselves in skywars and live happily ever after
And the ender dragon showed up and destroy everything
Homeless people decreased by 80%
Str!ke Now homeless people increased by 6969%
XD
Smp series
Everyone else playing skywars:
**sweating intensifies**
Technoblade:
haha house go brr
Nobody sweats this game everyone’s bad
@@Likestoriess agreed you’re bad
@@alanquach7455 who's side am i supposed to be on
@@shelli6518 no idea I just said that because they said everyone who plays this game is bad, meaning they’re bad too for playing it
@@alanquach7455 i ok so you and right yes
3:50 imagine spending so long camping the middle getting full ench diamond armor, getting gaps and epearl just to fall while bridging
E
9:20 "get out of my property" and shooting people
this is so american
@Expostulated Its still on 69
@@anthonypaul5654 now it's on 110
I wanna die its 12 squared
@@bloo6639 it's 278
@@sircheesethethird6179 yo do realise I commented like 2 weeks ago my guy...
Technoblade: **literally does nothing except building a house**
Also Technoblade: **wins easily**
Deadsh0t50 bot lol
Techno: doesn't kill other players
Other skywars players: *fine, I'll do it myself*
you should have wrote everyone:so i have chosen death
we watched the video
@@wintop.. congrats
Techno 1 year after this video: Makes fun of someone who builds a house on their island.
Your comment is a year ago now :>
Proceeds to cyber bully Dream in the SMP for not having a house…
-_-
@@anthonyhemmersbach7390YOUR comment is 2 years ago
Spawn island: exists*
Technoblade: it’s free real estate
this is literally the best use of this meme i have ever seen yet you only got 57 likes :(
this is so underrated what
*grian would like to know your location*
Don’t you mean Grain he’s bread
@@anxiousbean33 no grian is a famous builder
@@alo4506 i think he's joking?
@@johnxstudio2683 maybe
FFF_playz_ MC yes I was joking... I still watch his videos and he made a joke about him not being bread
Bro u might have won the game at 4:04, but you decreased your property value at the same time, so who is the true winner?
The insurance companies
@@gamervloggersgb5690 underrated
ur right
404 property value not found
erty16542 We are the winners
whenever i feel im not on my A game i watch techno and get better, Rest in peace king
This was the very first video of Techno's that I watched. Really sad to see him go, he was truly a great inspiration to me and many others...
Same this was the first video I seen from him, this video blew up on people's recommendations, been watching him ever since
Technoblade never dies
HE. NEVER. DIES.
@@Gaymorr he just did cuh
@@braydenhuskinson2147 heros will be remembered but legends never die
@@braydenhuskinson2147 lmao straight and honest
"What he sees is a random steve skin building a terrible house, He assumes you've downloaded the game yesterday- He assumes you think youre playing singleplayer and that you don't even know the difference between him and a creeper, and then suddenly he tries to bridge up and then you become spontaneously intelligent and then just throw him off the cliff before he can do anything and *free coins"*
-Technoblade 2017
idk what made me laugh so hard, either it was the creeper or free coins.
Sammy/Tracy Maggio dude I’m not even lying I promise I was scrolling down the comments while watching this and I read this the EXACT same time techno was saying it in the vid I swear I’m not even lying
That legit happens to me sometimes XD
Awww man
*SPONTANEOUS INTELLIGENCE*
I was gonna like but I was that you were on 69
If only I had enemies this incompetent
Everywhere
Every
E
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tryhard: *oh look, a kids building a house this should be ez*
the kid in the house:
8:58
I like how mr bean went in the house just to say hello. What a great man
i litterally started watching techno blade because of minecraft mondays, what is this man doing? how is he always winning?!?
he,
he builds houses.
justokay107 same
Just wait when you see his 1000x winstreak video
Welcome to the Technoblade channel friend
dw he is a god at pretty much anything XD
you fool you have only but begun
So nobody’s gonna mention that his nick is: “Architect”? It fits perfectly.
It’s almost as if he made his nick that to fit the video?
Architect more like architech
it's almost as if you could choose the nick you will use when you do /nick!
@@changiee ah, i see your a man of culture as well.
ʏᴇᴀʜ ᴡᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪᴛ's ɴᴏᴛ ғᴜɴɴʏ ᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ
Techno: "Buildings are always for short people"
Short people: **laughing in pain**
lol i was watching this and trying the strat. yep 100% win ratio
0:20
Places crafting bench 2 blocks from an already pre-places crafting bench
ThermalScr33n and still wins
69 likes
pvp tactics
ThermalScr33n I've seen this video 4 times and didn't notice that until you said that
He just wanted to remove that dead bush
Taxes went up and i lost the game :(
rip
You're a legend, you just a made a nerds day
*you're
there ya go
Full Moon Gaming nice one
We lost a great man today Rest In Peace technoblade ❤️
I don't know why these videos are bursting. Getting in recommendation after techno passed away
These videos are making me sad and nothing else
I hope he's alive and just pranking
Same I really hope it’s a joke
It's OK to be sad, I thought this aswell, I thought it would be in technoblade fashion but after seeing everyone's tributes, it gets harder and harder to believe, but it might just be an elaborate way to escape and if it is I wouldn't even be mad, what he achieved in his life and the amount of stress he must had gone through would have been intolerable for anyone and Alex said himself that he doesn't deal well in high stress situations. But even so
Long live the blood god, you have done well in your life, now go conquer heaven.
I feel the same. But you can't deny what happened.
He has full prot gear and grapples and I have nothi- *he walks off edge* .... why do I play this
joseph steinberg why did you just quote the video
And i have all the gear and im killed by a no armor and stone sword in 3 hits
@7l6 what, how does that guy have anything to do withthe video or the comment?
@Dino Boy No no, he’s got a point.
We watched the video
The best way to be good at skywars is to eat a balanced breakfast.
iGapL - Minecraft true
also i watch u
tapl ripoff change name to technohate or something
oooo u watch techno
TurtleArtz GFX / DZN oh no he ripped off a minecraft name
And get good elbows. You need those elbows man.
Techno: I'm not even tryharding
Me, an intellectual: He has become Grian, a tryhard at building
Scar and BdoubleO are bigger tryhards than grian..they are gods at terraforming/use beacons as light sources in survival..grian is like Kyle ren in the face of darth andeddu
ANDREW TATE: what color is your Bugatti (2023)
TECHNOBLADE: What kind of house do you have (2017)1:35
I have a theory...........
FAKE. I tried this in 2008 and I lost all my money to the failing housing market
SuperShourya and real life was released on 1
A true economist wouldn't say that
the great regression
@@Duality305 im struggling to figure out if this is a joke
The Fish *0
I liked the part with the door.
I liked the part where he almost forgot the door.
DoorFrame ok door
my fave
I liked the part with glass
BlueSolarEclipse nice
"He wants to be friends but I've learn't my lesson"
" *_No friendship ever_* "
I can't believe how BAD Skywars players were 5 years ago.
For real, now everyone is cheating or monster at the game
9:30 techno shows his second amendment rights
Stop and delete your channel you worthless son of a human
Freeby 32 dont be rude
Kami no let him, there bots so they can’t reply
Kami actually, he COPIED animations
Begging for subs is weak.
"TH-camr opens door, watches man die, then closes door again" best tactic
Child*
@@landevequilay918 Orphan*
2017 Defib Skywars trap videos
Techno with Skywars players: "I had no expectations and I'm still disappointed."
Technoblade: *literally does nothing except building a house*
Also Technoblade: *wins easily*
ㄴㅈ
I'm gonna see so many houses now in solo ;-;
Imagine a skywars game where the last two players both built houses, so it just end in a tie because neither of them leave.
ADirtBlock just saw one today
This explains a lot
ADirtBlock funny thing is I did this strategy with my friend without knowing it was an actual strategy
its just gonna be a neighborhood
The #1 skywars strategy is to get guuuud
that's the number one stategy for pretty much everything tbh
How about spelling?
Team Dumbinators did that on purpose
Everyone knows that it is spelled "git gud" with only 1 "u"
I think he meant techno's spelling xD
I’m rewatching everything. The content is still S tier.
1:40 funniest part
that thumbnail is the pinnacle of human talent in art, a masterpiece for the ages. it shall be remembered for all eternity.
or not
Indeed.
Jimmy Smith it’s not a house it’s a home
What’s sad is that this is my peak. This is the most attention I will receive for anything in my entire life. This was my one time in the spotlight. And it is a shitty MSPaint thumbnail for a Minecraft video.
(If you want proof that I was jexxet, you can look up my current name on NameMC.)
You are right and I can only draw pathetic perfect circles
This guy needs to collab with Grian
The ultra mega biga super duper slooper plan!
Echo says grian can build while techno does the guarding xd
yes.
Echo says Nah Grian is not in the same building skill level as Techno. Techno is way to much of a pro.
Echo says yes
His videos hits different now....
Techno: this is a surprisingly good statagy and even i don't know why.
Also techno:hit people with a bow shot while there moving from half way across the map.
Techno is only using 5% of his power in Skywars
@Poka Tetris 0.5
0.000000000000000001%
0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
Impressive, u made me use 1% of my power
0% he's not even using it
Again techno ... u forgot the big red arrows ...
he can still add arrows
You mean I forgot the big red arrows. I made the thumbnail...
Hexagons
Its so satisfying wen he is placing the blocks
Technoblade is the third pig, building out of the strongest material. This is the new canon.
Picture it:
PVP gods are having an insane battle outside - lava is cascading onto the ground, rods are being hurled in every direction, potions are splashing on every surface...
A pig snout pokes through the curtains of a nearby house. He watches the war unfurling in front of him, silently judging. Waiting for the moment to pounce. He glances at the strength potion in his trotter, and back again at the players.
The player in front of PVP_God1 erupts into an explosion of blood particles and items. PVP_GOD1 feels a surge of victory and quickly looks through the loot.
He suddenly hears an oink behind him, and it is only a moment before he sees "YOU DIED!" on the screen before him in bold, red letters.
... Someone please give me an award for 'Best Writer 2017'. Lol I'm so bored
[EDIT] 500 likes!! Thank you very much :)))
Degu_Girl congrats for best vriter evir. Me spik gud Inglisj
Degu_Girl OMG that was actually a REALLY good story! And I would know because I'm I writer too
how long did it take you to think of this.
Plaincrazy Network Lmao thank you! I was just very bored, and when you're bored, you do weird things...
Degu_Girl lol ikr
FATHER : Son What is ur plan for future
Son : I AM GONNA OWN A PROPERTY AND CHILL AS THE OTHER SKYWARS PLAYERS FELL DOWN
5:39 “natural selection per intelligence”
Assuming that Skywars players have intelligence? Bold move.
R I P techno you will never be forgotten. Techno never dies my wigga
After being subscribed for about a month with your quality thumbnails that people put their blood sweat and tears into I've confirmed that you are in fact at my top 10 most Overpowered anime characters.
the best way to be good at skywars is to be the biggest nerd ever.
NERDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Binner - Minecraft No you need a gaming chair and the default texture pack xD
agreed
Binner so be technoblade
Binner a sweaty nerd u mean
TH-cam recommending me to this 6 years later
"I don't make the rules I just discover them." - He who never dies.
Techno blade: I am surprised that nobody is here in the middle yet. This is supposed to be where everyone goes and fights.
me: *literally sees 2 full dia armor players fighting with each other* umm what are you talking about?
Technoblade: *misses every bow shot*
Also Technoblade: wow you're so bad you missed every egg
Mohamad Harb and then he proceeded to bow him down with like 6 consecutive shots from 50 blocks away
Egg is spam bow is slow
Thank god he left this video alone...
Feels like it never happened to him
I know why he wins
TECHNOBLADE NEVA DIES
Legends never *DIEEEEEE~!*
He wins by houses
7:38 *im literally dying at his glass placement*
I still see people building houses in Skywars. Technoblade what have you done!
Here I was asking "what if someone built a house in skywars? "....
1:42 i wish i could type as fast as that guy
Moke Banana i can do that lol
oh yea? whats your higest speed on nitro type, nerd?
Poofbomb - Minecraft & More! What's nitro type
a competitive online racing game where you move through typing. It is basically an educational game, though, but still pretty fun I guess.
It’s 3 letters are you not a nerd?
I am a simple man.
I see a Technoblade video.
I turn off AdBlock.
I watch
i dont get
cheesed sontechnoblade can make money
good
this is GOLDEN.
But, ads help technoblade
R.I.P legendd
RIP legend techno may he rest well
No-one:
Not a single soul:
Technobalde making a craftingtable while there’s one right next to him
0:18
all part of his master plan
Dont do Kids Drugs
who needs to ruin children's day when you can become an architecture lol
Cheskis hey I am an architecture in real life and I find this very offensive.
*architect
shush we're architectures.
Why is that so funny to me...
Seadog 13 then why are you watching a man beat children to death for coins on TH-cam?
instead of being sad all the time. i enjoy his old vids
RIP Techno keep on being #1 where ever you are!
4 pickaxes at the start of the game
WE HAVE BEEN TRICKED
THE PICKAXES ARE PAID ACTORS
hmm the strategy is missing thing....
A PENTAGON!
Anybody else watching this now trying to relive and pretend its 2017 again
Yes this is the technoblade content i was first exposed to so his skywars videos brings so much nostalgia.
Watching this video again.. crying
3:45 when he fell off I lost it!
"I don't make the rules, I just discover them" LOL
0:33 Maybe because you just ALWAYS win
In smash, I once told someone that if they lose to an inkling that just spams roller, it's not inkling's fault. Now I say this to Minecraft players. If you lose to someone who spends the whole game building a house, it's not the house's fault.
the best way is to *bhop the shit outta every nerd*
lmao just saw ur comment on hypickle alert ;3
lmao why did this make me laugh so much
lmao
xoCZox but when they hit you you get some insane knockback
IF YOU WALK PAST A MOD JUST SAY OH BOI I HOPE THEY BRING BACK TECHNO GUILD!
Oh, and also, "Oh boi I sure hope they bring spec chat back"
9:35 that moment when u dont mute a group chat on discord while theres a convo
Floating island: *exists*
Technoblade: "It's free real estate"
0:01 4 diamond picks in one chest nice
Who's the nicked youtuber?- I wanna know his/her reaction
Same!
Who is it
Whooooo!
Who
I don't know who it is, but whoever it was might get ashamed about his / her death it won't be in the video lol
Technoblade - builds houses and wins the game still.
Me - goes full tryhard and is lucky to get top three, if a win at all.
1:56 emotional damage!!
Skywars Map: **exists**
Technoblade: _Its free real estate_
Original comment: **exists**
Mxntej: *It's free real estate*
@@kaihee399 I see it now but I didn't see it before
10:26 respect
everybody: fight each other to the death.
Techno: builds a house.
I had the most beautiful win today.
I built a nice house and waited until the end. The last guy looked at it and pearled over to me, but he hit me with it and fell into the void. This is clearly the best strategy.
Technoblade: 0:26 I GOT A FISH!!
3:37 is hands down the best thing i have seen all day
this one is a classic, one of my favorite vids techno made, hope your house is nice in heaven as well.
Ah another well drawn and sketched thumbnail I love the details soo much!!