Techno's Guide to Hypixel Skywars
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ก.ย. 2024
- how i went from terrible to mediocre in 3 easy steps
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Server: mc.hypixel.net
Resource Pack: www.dropbox.co...
Twitter: / technothepig
"Continue Life" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"I'm Bad at PvP" *proceeds to kill everyone on the server then die in 2nd, and then proceeds to blame it on Obama*
Obama
Obama
*Obama*
*Obama*
Obama
Roses are red,
PVP ain’t new,
1 issue is,
My opponent watched this too
Rizen hahahahahaha
F
Unless u can pay good for Technoblade to make this hide private do it lol
Oh no
Lmo
How i die in skywars:
Other players: 15%
Lag: 25%
The Void: 60%
The void 101%
yea the void really sucks :D 101%
This is so true
The void gets the highest kill
Cheaters: 2%
Technoblade 2016: "skywars is based on tactics"
Technoblade 2020: "skyblock is based on tactics" -Sun Tzu, The art of war
lmao
skyblock is based on if you have a nice player who gives you 1M gold
@@ashermiddleton9458 and don’t forget how convincing u can beg
@@Bruh-cr7pr lol yep
Whether on land, sea, or sky, war will always be about tactics.
Why, you may ask?
Because war never changes.
Technoblade: "im bad at pvp"
also Technoblade: *is #1 on skywars leaderboard all-time globally**
he was bad at pvp but now hes getting better n still doesnt even close to pvp gods's skills
he aint like A GOD at pvp but he aint bad either
I think he would lose to people like
stimpy
he already lost to calvin in a stream once
@@shcwnn yea he got rolled lol
He’s not the pvp god he’s THE BLOOD GOD
He killed mineplex server owner once
Can any1 else just imagine Technoblade wearing reading glasses, sitting in a comfy chair by a fireplace, reading that note? xD
you watch Vat19 too much
Actually I have no idea who that person is :/
Its a channel that dose that on notes answering questions
Oh
Dana Smith Me? 😁😛😂
I always use Armorer ;_;
Your not living up to your fullest potential
+TapL rekt
Y tapl?
+Narwhals Narwhals +TapL TRAPL
Your still really good tho...
What technoblade said: kits, perks and strat
What i learned: messy inventory = good
I am like 69
Same, I'm too organiued for skywars, but too unorginized for rl
@@maxintei3211 you should be very proud
@@randomusername284 lol
@@user-cg2hb3ye9v I don't really fall to void but my prob is dying cuz of bad loot, but now I know how to win thx to techno
Technoblade:"I'm bad at pvp"
Also Technoblade: wins minecraft monday 2 weeks in a row
Also Technoblade: wins $100k 1v1 against dream
@Raphael Lim i know its a joke
@@misu1073 r/wooshisfuckingdead
@@misu1073 r/itswooooshwith4os
@@misu1073 your annoying for using woooosh which is dead
It's not the pvp modes that get him the points he is just a Find The Button God BUTTONS FOR THE BUTTON GOD
I unironically felt my heart skip when he fell off
Me too
Fr
bro facts man
frfr
Facts
4:18 I guess he lives this time...
*guy comes out of no where, stabs him then returns to his cave*
Ikr, perfect timing
Alternative title: ooga booga man stabs a laggy ass player then returns to his knockoff batcave
"money doesnt matter" - rich people
"looks dont matter" - attractive people
"pvp doesnt matter in skywars" - technoblade, pvp god
Good one
He kinda has a point? I mean you're gonna be well off just by knowing how to keep your crosshair at the enemy for more than 5 seconds while clicking consistently, which is like entry level pvp. Don't have to be a complete god at it. Skywars ain't just about the pvp!
@@Nugcon pvp is not that simple. nowadays everyone is a tryhard and you have to have good pvp skills if you want to win any games
@@Nugcon w tap, s tap, strafe tap, jitter click, butterfly click, reach practise, aim, consistent clicking, combo trapping, knockback resistance etc. Yea sure
@@usedtissuepaper42 yeah you need actual skill even playing smart sometimes doesnt save you cuz theres some random tryhard guy godbridging while drinking pepsi while dancing then he kills you
Technoblade : "I'm bAD aT pVP"
Me Wondering what I am then...
Edit: Rest In Peace
Akshat 😂
@@FrostysChannel xD
@Niccolo Paganini nah u shud see him comboing and fisting people in bedwars , even if hes not too good , hes way better than average :P
@Niccolo Paganini yea i guess , ur probably right :D
@Niccolo Paganini this was 3 years ago
If people start sucking less at skywars now I'm gonna be sad.
ikr
I won't be surprised
I will too
+Scepte ikr
+Scepte At least we'll get better? (I hope :/)
“If you’re under the age of 4, then, umm... I’m impressed, but I don’t think I can help you.”
-Technoblade
@Jaeger didn’t laugh
@Jaeger I liked it so stop being rude to other people on the internet
@Jaeger you could have just scrolled past instead of causing a problem if you didn’t find it funny /:
I found this funny...
neeeeeerds
@Jaeger ok and
Techno: Calls random people nerds
Also Techno: Farms potatoes for up to 12 hours a day.
Nerd
He calls himself a Nerd too so I think it cuts out.
Like how ony black people are allowed to say certain words that we can't. Except Nerd isn't a racial slur _:D
That intro made me a better person. Thank you.
Hey your watching techno too nice commands dude jragon sent me 2 u a few months ago lol
jonathan kerkhof Haha awesome! :)
+jpdude98 Saw your network booster on Hypixel a week ago LOL
+Angrybirdstar - Minecraft Gaming! Sweet! :D
305th like
MY NAME BERRY ALLEN
Watched too much Flash
Slav Or Nothing r/wooosh
Slav Or Nothing WOOOOOOSH
berry not barry ... my name is berry allen, I am the fastest fruit alive
And I am the fastest person on skyblock.
Working with my team at Hypixel, I stab small children and Stop TH-camrs from stealing ez money from Mojang that I should have earned. U guys finish the rest.
the nostalgia is strong holy
I remember literally taking notes on this and the only kit unlocked I had was enchanter and I was so happy that it wasn't considered awful.
Kits are easy to get with souls and coins
@@ahmedmahgoub85 It used to be much more expensive.
u took notes?
@@itssherif9777 6 years ago...
Pov: its 2024, its been 2 years since he died, you are rewatching all his content, complimenting his strategies, you love his content, you are laughing at his orphan jokes and are really really missing him.
Techno Never Dies
R . I . P
Step 1: Have hot elbows
Step 2: Drink your sweat
Step 3: Buy the best keyboard and mouse money can buy.
Step 4: Only use Skins of Ghouls or famous TH-cam PvPers.
Step 5: Use a PvP Resource pack
Step 6: Drink mountain dew an eat only doritos
Step 7: Your username must consist of numbers and Xs to show people your mathematic PvP skills.
lol
And* Mathematical*
Man is this what the try hards do? xD
RainPvP for those desiring a brilliantly designed edit. Though the best thing to do is make your own by combining other texture packs. But for me RainPvP is great.
Declan DSI I use danteh and rain_dynasty's dynamic duo pack.
He temporarily forgot the first rule to winning Skywars:
Don't fall off the map, and you'll win.
Some guy stabbed me because I rushed mid without armor. I didn't fall in the void, why didn't I win?
@@joshuan. Your lack of armor was as if a void surrounding your very being that had already entrapped you into your mortal destiny
Yeah that's like 90% of the game
@@OrangeC7top tier reply
"Get Good" -Sun Tzu, The art of war
ahhh the days before energix
ChampionEX 😂😂
ChampionEX ikr?
Now energix is nerfed and everyone uses enderman
Now everyone is a god at skywars and everyone uses Amor Smith, can speedbridge, and rod combo
Now everyone is still a god and goes Armorer. Where did we go wrong?
I admittedly use Armorer as well... sh-shut up.
This guide was actually helpful, I think I’m watching it wrong
2:05
You get 4 wins to every loss technically, it's not a set base but instead how it compares to your losses.
Bruh.
Aiden have I seen you in blitz before you seem familiar oh yeah I remember you killed me without hitting me
So what happened...
We were having the epic fight then I tried to strafe you but I just ran off the cliff...
FML
+Aiden Math nerd
+BMazing Calm down. He was simply helping, is that a crime? Also I don't think you know what a nerd is, which is odd because based off of your profile pic you should know first-hand.
+Colin McCullough ever learn what a joke is? :P
we will all miss you Techno
Gone but never forgotten..
😞
Yea.
😞
Calls him garbage
Asks for a guide
Seems Legit
garbage at pvp but good at the game lol (ik its a joke ) basically hes just outsmarted people
Well....he was an English Major that probably read The Art Of War a hundred thousand times. Strategy before anything really! A big man with big packs ang big thighs look so scary until you kick them in the balls then kick the in the face normally or with a roundhouse, or just spray their face!
you must have a good sense of humor
@@altpro4525 funny he failed at both statements
Nice piano
0:30 ah so thats where skeppy got his intro.
0:30
@@EmpireToday2800 oh thanks
@@enderchicken228 yw
No
No
"dont walk off the map by yourself"
hey tom lets jump down together because technoblade said so!
i remember back in 2018, back when i sucked so hard on skywars ( i didn't even know you could hold down m2 XD). Then I went to youtube for some help and found this channel, He taught me how i could be better at skywars, giving me all of the different tactics he used in skywars and GUESS WHAT I still suck at skywars. But i did stay loyal to Technoblade for the upcoming years. He did so many great things, like killing everyone's favorite youtubers in a championship made by keemstar. He won a duel with dream. He won a great potato war against some squidkid. And most importantly he made millions of people smile, including me :). RIP technoblade 1999-2023 is gone but not forgotten.
2013?
@@coopercallaghan thank you for noticing the mistake
how good are you rn
@@wholestick5986 haven't played much minecraft since then, i moved on to other games like scp: sl, tf2, etc.
However i do believe my skywars skills are better than like 5 years ago.
@@coopercallaghanwdym 2013 he died in 2022
its been 3 years...
AND I Still haven't mastered this play style
Yo SAMMMEEEE
TDKaezer hello
*yOU NEED TI TRAIN ANOTHER 1000 6EARS TO DEFEAT TECHNOBLADE*
@@bizzare4501 you are late
@@kaasappel123 wdym???
Technoblade: Show people how to speed bridge..
Also Technoblade: Ow.. The tree is blocking my dream
Lol after this video, I got five kills in one game and then failed the enderpearl to the last guys island...
Then I fell into the void ;_;
Thats always great
Allen Han THAT HAPPENS TO ME SO OFTEN LOL
I *never* get more than one kill per game, and when I do ever get a kill, I'm in shock
@@jordyn2236 then why are you playing skywars/bedwars
And that's how you win skywars!
@@itsoracle I'm sure you were like us at one point....
That turn at 12:11 looked incredibly smooth
True
Finally a comment without mentioning the death of techno 🎉😢😢😢
@@adisingh6113I know, I’m kinda to the point where I just want to enjoy the videos again.
@@BlockMasterT same bro. But every comment I see here is rip technoblade. I just wanna replenish the memories not cry about his death. I mean it is sad he died but I don't want to experience that again and again with those comments 😕
I love the "subscribe nerds" lol
I'm a nerd so I subscribed
Why is this the most cleanest enderpearl transition? 12:08
holy you're right that's smooth
That was so satisfying
Oof
That was satisfying...
When your kit doesn't even make the list ;-;
Lol
I use rookie and I thought it was crap and I feel better now
@@twufu and scout
@@twufu I hate people with frog, I own it but use enchanter
Edit: I mean armorsmith
Pro is my fav
TH-cam: Ah yes, i should recommend this 4 years later, even though i've seen it before, mhm...
7:00 i thought he was talking about kids because i didn't pay attention.
Same
SAMEEE LMAOO
Kids aren't actually that important
(In insane mode)
0:23
*Budderbacca24 will remember that...*
Budderbacca24 most likely is just a random name techno made
Ok Techno, I legit took the advice from this video and I win almost 1/20 sw games. Compared to the near 1/80 before, this is great!
“I’m not someone you should be listening to”. 4 years later he’s one of the best pvp players
wdym “one of the”? hes the best
@@phayfox6130 he’s not the best
Lol I just realize after watching this for the 90th time that he typed Berry Allen instead of Barry Allen lol
4:50 that dude emerged from the shadows and went back into the shadows
?
@@thepumpkinking889 they mean 4:18
Now as you can see-
_ad plays_
‘Don’t be an idiot’
*Well, I failed that one-*
lol
Same
@@seed2213 please idiot with me?
I would like to point out that Skeppy was no where on that leaderboard.
youtubers don't usually get into leaderboards unless that's the main point of their channel
Lmao "I mean, your garbage!"
You're
+GoGamerPro/Th3thr33toM lol grammar
+GoGamerPro/Th3thr33toM you're*
My garbage?
Its your garbage, you take it out
Techno still coming in clutch.
Fly high Alex
I will always be grateful that you uploaded this video it actually helped me on skywars
Rip bro 🖤
2016: Techno's Guide to Hypixel Skywars
2019: How to become a GOD at SKYWARS in THREE EASY STEPS! (EMOTIONAL) (EPIC) *I almost died*
godspeedpro lol
I GOT BANNED FROM HYPIXEL!! (used hacks) (gone wrong)
MY FRIEND KIDNAPPED MY FAMILY (EMOTIONAL)(NO CLICKBAIT)(REAL)(INSANE)
Nooo bro died
“Don’t be an idiot.”
Oh, so I shouldn’t be playing this game?!
trying to be funny? it's a shame that you failed completely
DamageMaximo Trying to insult someone? Look at the time she wrote this and find that you failed completely.
skywars is the most trash thing ever
@@DamageMaximo Tryina bully him? You are probably 4 years old
Nah, just don't watch anime and you're good.
I lost hope at when he said "Don't be a idiot"
first video i ever watched from technobalde may you rest easily kind soul
Same here 😔
the person in the chat at 5:26 like 'plez notice me senpai'
XD
The first Technoblade video I ever saw... RIP
The first video I ever watched. Sad to see him gone. Technoblade never dies 🕊🕊
Rest In peace techno 😞
@savvycoding changed it
My guide:
Step 1: QUICK LOOT
Step 2: RUSH TO MID
Step 3: GET ENDER PEARLS
Step 4: WRECK EVERYONE BY BLOCK HITTING
Step 5: WIN!!!!!!
Im bad but is cps really important or is it posseble to pvp OK with like 5 and how can you fiz the hight ping on hipixel on other servers ive good ping but not on pix pls give me some tippsps
@@kdkdndjfjdnn9168 high cps could kinda help you. But it's more of standing and aiming and stuff. Hypixel as high ping because of how many players they have.
my guide:
use frog
steal everything from mid
get bhopped on
play mega walls
NOT KNOWING HOW TO BLOCK HIT
I prefer w tap on skywars
Jesus can walk on water.
Watermelons are 92% water.
I can walk on watermelons.
I am 92% Jesus.
The other 8% is stupidity at its finest
Cqzmic +1
Climbing Labs this joke is overused lol
Jesus can walk on water.
Ice is about 100% water.
I can walk on ice.
I am Jesus.
Babies are 72% water
technoblade is a truly a chad its sad we have lost him rest in peace techno
"get good", thank you, you changed my life technoblade
“I’m bad at pvp!”
people: *proceeds to make the same genre of joke 50 times in the comments section*
rest in peace Techno. we will always remember you
the first techno vid i watched. his personality hooked me
my problem: *everyone has 827261717 eggs and 2726548 snowballs and the second i step on a bridge i fall. is it just me-*
people who got reccomended this 7 years later
👇🏻
What about for the people who don't have optifine and a 5000$ computers?
delete minecraft
Pro ZombieYT get optfine then I run at 50 - 1000 fps on a 500 computer capped at 100 fps when rec
Zombie stop Motion I agree... I cant even have optifine...
optfine is free
iTs_A_tRaP Nerf and more the original ace showed it was possible to win with a shit pc :D at pvp
I will still watch this. I will win skywars. I will get good. We love you Alex!
My first every video i watched of you. Rest easy Techno 🕊
Technoblade: if it was really about pvp, do you think I’d be winning? *Technoblade becoming the best pvper a couple years later*
3:21
Technoblade: You should give yourself a chance
Also Technoblade: Proceeds to kill an innocent child... (he left the game salty LMAO)
Why did you rate armorer as bad? I use it a lot because on the chance that you don't get a chestplate or leggings it pretty much saves the game for you. The gold pants don't help a ton but they're still a 1.5 armor bar bonus over nothing, and if you don't get a chestplate you managed to get 2.5 armor bars you wouldn't have gotten otherwise. Obviously it doesn't have much kit potential since all of your gear gets replaced, but you're not gonna get to a point where kit potential matters if you die in 3 crits. It's kinda how farmer gives the insurance pants, but armorer covers the chestplate as well (though admittedly both pieces are weaker)
+wersty because farmer already does this better; it gives strong pants (a full armor bar above gold), and chestplates (in insane mode) are easy to get at mid when you don't get them at your spawn
meanwhile you also get a free gold apple and a stack of projectiles
If ur using gold armor. Just why...... Its so bad lol
+jonathan kerkhof it's only good for normal
jonathan kerkhof I'd rather have a gold chestplate than no chestplate
+Neon Guy Moon I coulda sworn we were talking about insane..
“Just do the bridge thing” thank you technoblade, I’m now one of the best players in existence because of that one sentence
this probably the first techno vid i watched after dying continuously so i searched a guide didnt know he would end up becoming my escape from anxiety and depression i miss him so much
I am in awe of how techno manages to get that win rate. Mine’s 1 out of 4 and I thought that was good. But then I see other people- sheesh!
I watched this full 13 minute video and all I learned was to keep your volume at a decent *BLASTING* setting. Quality
Miss you dude
Rest in Peace Technoblade
someone in 2024😢
Same
Yes
Yeah man miss him so much😢
mhm ;-;
ya..@@Idiocy....89
Honestly techno's voice was so soothing in the first two and a half minutes I feel like I'm actually falling in love with him
heyo wtf
@@MR_-0 i said da same thing wen I saw dis comment xD
Rest In Peace Alex. I’ll never forget
I got good but still nothing is happening :(
😆
How about now?
Harshil Ganapathi I think I'm getting better, I got to diamond rank in ranked sw;)
dylanhadfield how about now????
dylanhadfield if nothing happening then ur not good
"Im just some nerd to you" -objectively one of the best pvpers
he really isn't. this is like the Duning Kruger effect but for someone else
He is not the best pvper bruhhhb
I used to play 1.11.2 now I play 1.8 because I started watching technoblade
And I started playing bedrock
@@surgicalmaterials bedrock players are ehh
He plays 1.8.9
It chages nothing actually
@ I thought the 21 years ago was real
12:07 IDK WHY BUT WHEN HE TURNED AROUND IT WAS SO SMOOTH LIKE HE DIDNT EVEN TP
Comes back in 2019 . . .
Like if your from the future
You are from the past sooooo...
Yes?
@@poko3638 I'm an ancient Egyptian who invented a way to time travel my internet connection.
Im watching this on 2030
Only 2030!? Amateur, I'm from 2756
I miss him
(5:06) R.I.P.
Techno blade
2016-2016
Where: Dwarven Skywars Map
Last Words: Blah blah blah sloppy blah blah
I would say this is one of the best guides out there for me, I do miss you Techno
Rest In Peace
man thanks a lot i learnt pvp is just not about just heading straight into ur enemy, its about using ur BRAIN
Nostalgia hypixel sign click in skywars ogs remember
I didn't play hypixel back then :( I wish I had
yeah
rip king
R.I.P techno will miss you
"4 years ago" : i suck at pvp
"4 years later" : *becomes the #1 Pvp god*
he's been a PvP god for years
he isnt a god,hes good but not close to best, stimpy calvin and many more are better
@@chhayapatel7995 Omg you nerd, did anyone ask? 😵
Bruh techno stans be thinkin techno is the best pvper 💀
@@ahhaahaahif you believe hard enough he is, and no thing as meager as logic will tell me otherwise
Technoblade: *Fells Down The Void*
Also Technoblade: "And that's how you win skywars."
So jump in the void to win. Got it
Bro I’m gettin taught by a dead man. I always sort my inventory after I gain all the loot in my chests and then just immediately get rushed and I can never get to mid without dying cause it’s the middle of the match. Thanks legend for these lessons
Rest in peace legend
0:29 *Grian wants to know ur location*
Get good lol
What??