"What is your plan 47?" "distract someone who lives underground to bring him to the surface so they can't see the corpses I throw away then leave with the help of my alien friends."
"Yeah this really weird bald guy entered the building, did a bunch of climbing, then 40 minutes later the 2 richest guys at the party vanished, you think hes an assassin or kidnapper or?" "Nah probably just like a barber or something."
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"i'm gonna beat hitman 3 like i'm actually getting away with murder!" _physically stops a target's personal guard from following him, and then the target mysteriously disappears right after_
Bald man spends an hour running around in restricted areas, crouching at random, opening doors from the side, and physically assaulting a guard while shouting "I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU. I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU..." It could have been anyone.
While it obviously does rely on some in game mechanics, like people taking 5 seconds to realize their staring at a bald man crouching and staring at them, that guard could be stopped by just bumping into him.
I can already picture the CSI episode where they drag a victim out of the water, find the strange puncture wound and determine that the victim emptied their stomach prior to their death.
In my hitman 2 playthrough I threw a wrench at someone as they were turning a corner and the wrench made a very tight turn and also noclipped through the wall
1:46 love the idea that continuously rubbing up against a body guard to separate him from the man he’s supposed to be guarding who then mysteriously disappears is the behaviour of someone trying to actually get away with murder
14:44 I remember knocking all targets out when I played it and then killing them to see what would happen, and Jiao just literally talks to 47 at that point, saying "Expertly done, 47." knowing he's the only one left listening.
This isn't a criticism of the video, just an observation: Most of these murders are actually all that foolproof IRL. The bodies would be found almost immediately because people would notice the victim had gone missing and start a search which would find the body very quickly because it's never very far from the place where they were killed. Then they would deduca that the victim had been poisoned/killed in some other way and a proper murder investigation would take place Even if the police wasn't brought in a lot of these bodies would be found anyways. Elevator shafts and skyscraper windows are regularly maintained and cleaned, shallow water less than 50 meters fron the victim's house isn't exactly a place where nobody would ever visit etc I'm not criticising the video, these places were probably the best option from the ones the game gives you. I'm just theorycrafting why they wouldn't work IRL for fun
The only one that this would work for is Dartmoor, given that they are in hiding, but that all depends on who they can hire and maybe they can get enough people who will search the water.
Also bodies float in water. And that makes them pretty visible. The only one I'd say has a good chance of actually not getting found would be Hush depending on how often maintenance happens on the sewers. It's a warm humid environment so decomposition could be quick enough that nobody would find the body while it's identifiable. Plus the title of the video overstates how hard it is to get away with crimes I think. 47 would realistically not get caught on a silent assassin run because nobody knows who he is and there's no personally identifying evidence. Bullets/casings can help build a case against a particular suspect but they're not much use starting from nothing.
Whenever I'm doing "realism" runs, I usually think about "what would they find" after I exit the mission. Including bullet casings, items 47 has touched (without gloves), blood, if they were bruised (blunt force weapons can leave black and blue marks), etc.
Funny thing is in Hitman: Blood Money, the end mission newspaper clipping would tell you how many shots you fired based on the number of casings were found.
i do think you would be allowed to pick up some things, like bananas to throw and pick back up. What, are they going to notice a missing banana and then rummage through every trash can to confirm non of the guards had just eaten it?
True, even some other items could be picked up for distractions and whatnot, as long as he left them back where he found them earlier. 47 doesn't have fingerprints, and even if he did he wears gloves in most situations.
0:17 You say that but I've had SA get voided because of guards detecting me during the cutscene that plays when exiting the mission with that helicopter.
Yup, unless accidents that no one cares about anymore a week later are considered getting away with it, at which point: That's just how a plot correct play through would go which would already answer the video title.
Yeah, also I bet it makes quite the thump when it hits, more if the elevator cabin is below the drop point. Also since bodies basically explode when falling from great heights, I'd bet in an hour or less people at the ground floor will be smelling the bits.
@@ERECTED_MONUMENT An elevator shaft at the top of a building like that probably wouldn't go all the way to the ground floor, so on top of all that, the impact would happen very loudly in the middle of the building. But, this is venturing into overthinking it territory. I was pointing out that the bottom of an elevator shaft is not a place where you can hide things because people regularly go there. Hiding a body at the bottom of an elevator shaft is like leaving it on the floor of a server room. The next technician on the scene will definitely see it.
A little bit of nitpicking about problems with the deaths: Dubai. Elevator: as mentioned by commenter exantiuse497, elevators are maintained on a regular basis and the body would be found immediately when the doors for the lowest floor are opened for maintenance. Balcony: would be found by a cleaning and maintainance team who would be tasked with the removal of sand damaged wall and glass panels. Not to mention if it gets eaten by vultures that you mentioned, whichever part was responsible for the body getting would have been unstuck by the vultures, leaving the body to slide and fall somewhere easily seen. Dartmoor. River: decomposing bodies will float due to gas build up, easily noticed unless specifically tied/held down by a heavy object. Berlin. impossible, simply impossible to keep anything hidden permanently as the handler of the agents you kill directly acknowledge you having done it, and in the case where they for some reason dont expect you doing it, decomposing bodies float in water. China. Computer room coolant: will be discovered during maintenance/disassembling of the facility once 47 causes the ICA to collapse. Sewer: sewer workers will find him during maintenance of the sewer system. The fact you escape the same way means there is an exit his body could end up at and found by a homeless. Mendoza. Lake: same reason as for the river at Dartmoor, decomposing bodies float in water and would be easily seen by anyone. Train. He talks to you straight after you inject him, you are already noticed by doing this ending strategy. Your best bet would be to kill him and throw out of the train carriage and then hope not a single member of security sees it.
Just going to point out, that if you do the core hacking objective in Chongqing, you would end up with a core meltdown, and that is a ticking time bomb. Once it explodes, everything evaporates. In Dubai the body imact with the elevator cart would have colateral effect, as considering that The Sceptre is a multi-floor skycraper, a body dropped from the highest floor down the elevator shaft would damage the cart, destroy the body and splat out blood everywhere, so I agree - it's not an elegant solution for getting away with an assassination. As for Carpathain Mountains, you literally detach all cars before confronting Edwards, so no one would check on what happened (unless the train driver decided to check on it). What I think he was aiming for, was basically making sure the bodies will not be found for as long as possible. Of course bodies would float on water, but forever, or for some time? I mean, I'm not really into this topic, but I think there were cases where a body was found underwater.
Some were especially egregious given you can have someone else with a legitimate grudge against the targets take them out in several scenarios. Thus achieving a death which is considered a true accident or with a very obvious guilty party that is not Agent 47 for the police to laser focus on. As long as 47 was wearing one of the suits with gloves, there would be no evidence left behind to identify him.
The Berlin mission is one of the best stealth missions I have ever played. I wish Hitman was more generous with the number of targets, it is very satisfying to kill them off one by one without anyone noticing you.
3:00 The epitome of sneakiness: That thing you do as a kid, where you tap the person's shoulder then run off like a gremlin in the other direction when they turn around? Foolproof (even though I was always caught instantly, but that's just proof that I'm not an assassin, officer)
That is impossible though. 1) only guards can put guns into storage. 2) Only awake guards can put guns into storage. 3) Even if you tried to be clever and knock out a guard, steal his gun, and have him be woken up, he'll just magically pull a new gun out of his donkey. Edit: ....................... Now that I've said it, I'm starting the chrono on when someone will use that knowledge to flood maps with infinite guns.
Your videos have only increased in quality since the start, cheers man I hope you keep making these high quality videos, I've been here since 200 subs and I'm staying forever.
Did some maths for the fall kill in Dubai (Elevator). A human takes 12 seconds to reach terminal velocity (121 mph) The Burj Khalifa is 830m tall (they were probably at roughly 750) In 12 seconds, a human falls ~450m. Therefore he would hit the floor at 121 mph in give or take 20 seconds. Odds are, he would just be a splatter of blood and his body would be in like 200 different parts.
The running gag of using whatever he uses to escape one mission to enter another never gets old to me. Like bro used the sewer system to go from China to the winery.
It is obvious very few Agent 47's hits have been completely unnoticed. If strangled body is found from closet on following day it is obvious 47 is not in risk of being caught as he is not there.
Imagine hiring aliens to extract you from an assassination mission. Like we're not going to advance humanity to an FTL state or provoke worldwide discussions with the revelation of alien life, we're just using them for murder, and they're chill with that.
4:00 given how strong winds are at high altitude i'd wager theres a good chance of his body being blown off. Also idk if vultures/crows would fly that high up for a corpse.
yknow, this just makes me imagine a hitman-esque game where instead of being given *all* the info on a target and it being a set mission space, it's open world and you're just... given a target. you have to do all the information gathering on them yourself, familiarizing yourself with their schedule, figuring out places you could potentially do the deed, maybe even making a space to deal with them without leaving evidence...
First issue: First kill in Dubai would be found as the overwhelming stench emanating from on top of the lift would be so noticeable that people would notice Second issue: Alexa's body will be found in low tide or when she washes up on the shore by some poor passer-by Third issue: Again, Royce would be noticed if Royce floated up to the surface as the build up of gases in the lungs makes the body rise to the surface of the water Fourth issue: Sewage gets taken to sewage treatment plants. Even if the body is on the side path, when sewage is high, it will be taken to the plant in which the body will probably be found Fifth and sixth issue: Bodies float to the surface. Vidal will be found because the fish will not eat the body Seventh to seventeenth issue: BODIES FLOAT!!! So, in conclusion, whilst Agent 47 would not be caught ever as the water would remove any fingerprints, it would be clear there had been a murder (because if there is no water in the lungs it means that the person was killed before being thrown into the water as water can't get into lungs if the person doesn't breathe in) and he has broken a rule. The bodies would be found which he stated could not happen at the start of the video. Imagine reading this far
14:41 imagine running away from a tall, scary bald, guy, and then you think you get away but then all of a sudden he throws a briefcase and bends around the corner😂
People who are worried about finger prints, hair, skin etc being left behind are forgetting that 47 is made in a lab so he doesn’t have to worry about those things
@@vksasdgaming9472 Like I said in the reply on your other comment: We don't know and we'll never know as there's no need to explain if he has or not given that all his assassinations are accidents.
@@Unknown_Genius As there are nine people on this planet (from same Swiss extended family) naturally without fingerprints you can assume that 47 does not lack them. It would be as big identifier as lack of face would be.
@@vksasdgaming9472 Yeah, they're from one but we know about at least 5 extended families. Not to mention that those are due to a chromosome mutation, just add in all the cases due to mishandling of chemicals or removing them on purpose in certain ways to have them re-grown after about a month and you already got an impossibility to utilize them in any court.
Someone probably said this already but the operator for those guys in Berlin also knows you’re there and does a pretty decent job at deducing why they’re disappearing
5:10 This technically could still count as no evidence, because everyone would probably assume Alexa took the file out and just forgot to close the safe.
Being honest here: that mission in Berlin was something else, congrats for finishing it Also, I don't know if you take your vievers's challenge ideas, but if you do, I came up with this challenge: Can you beat (any) Hitman without ever *looking* at the target? That means you cannot ever directly shoot, poison, stab, subdue or do anything that requires looking at your targets directly. I know some missions that can be done that way (thanks to you) like Dubai or Carpathian Mountains (The Train) but I'd love to see if that's possible for the whole game Oh, and forgot to mention: cutscenes are allowed since most of them forces you to look at your targets If you want, you can also ban your x-ray vision since you technically see your targets through walls
As impressive as this is, it's kinda funny that even still you aren't capable of going unnoticed, due to things as basic as "checking the security footage after the incident", or them deciding to interview the people who saw that weird guy in a suit shoving them around for an entire minute right before the person they were supposed to be guarding "mysteriously vanished".
The "bomb" from dartmoor isn't a bomb and doesn't produce any shrapnel. If it did though, the briefcase would not stop is or at least be torn apart a bit, resulting in not no but rather different evidence
@@anondimwit The HWK21 Pale is not silenced, no, but the one you can actually start with in your gear, the Custom 5mm and its variants, does have a suppressor.
6:15 - trace amounts of the nauseating gass would still be able to get detected in that briefcase and since there is no way someone on the inside pulled a prank of that caliber, her drowning would be immidiately suspicious. The materials of that briefcase would be analyzed to match where it was made and who might have bought it, maybe even some dating revealing where it was bought, the chemicals would also be analyzed (who could buy them in the amount approximately in the briefcase ), hell, she is rich so mayce they would scrub this place for the skin your man left behind and compared it to all of the people in access of the room. You are doomed.
Also i remembered the suitcase had remote detonator, extra „no way someone on the inside did this” and extra „no way that suitcase was a regular thing you can buy at the airport” like no, it had to be made with a seal tight enough to hold gasses inside, and with a built in detonator mechanism. Either a remodel of something commercial, or we are tracing all of the serial numbers of the parts that were factory made (remember, she is rich, we have all the resources). Scratched out, even under a microscope? Then again, looking for factories that sell those, their downline, molecular analysis of the material, etc. And your men uses those in many kills, so what does it tell us? Crime organization, with plenty of resources.
.... You did this like you were trying to get away with murder and the first thing you did was suspiciously harass the bodyguard for your target on the day he went missing... Yeah... no one is going to ask about the suited bald man...
The commitment to a challenge it takes to get fucking abducted by aliens just to avoid leaving an obscure shred of evidence and follow the rules of the challenge is incomprehensible and i think thatd hilarious.
16:10 I was halfway there. I did guess that someone would see the bodies through the floor, but I didn't expect a bugged NPC stuck under the map, I expected the party goers to see them instead.
Getting abducted by aliens to avoid being prosecuted for murder is truly an expert strategy
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Excelently done, 47... wherever you are...
Even Phoenix Wright couldn’t figure that one out
@@TinySpinyhe could but he’s a defense attorney….AND THIS BADGE PROVES IT!
@@Skullhawk13 “Your honor I would next like to summon to the stand, the very witness Mr. 47 claims to have been abducted by!”
to commit the perfect crime you must distract the *underground corpse viewing man* and get abducted by aliens.
"Underground corpse viewing man" sounds like some kind of cryptid
@@lei302Oh no it's Jeff the underground corpse viewing man
"What is your plan 47?"
"distract someone who lives underground to bring him to the surface so they can't see the corpses I throw away then leave with the help of my alien friends."
"Expertly *fucking* done."
Can't believe the last obstacle in this was the goddamn moleman.
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Just get the job done *47* 😒
WORLD'S
GREATEST
ASSASSIN.
1:41 ah yes, the pinnacle of stealth: bumping into a bodyguard to stall him
Bumping into people WILL delay them irl
@@arifhossain9751 It'll do more than just delay them.
Well techically he won't prove it and get fired for being very unprofessional
They're having that moment in the shopping aisle, trying and failing to get out of each others way
Think of it as that one thing friends always do when you dont know they are there : bumping the shoulder, going on the other side and maybe back again
"Yeah this really weird bald guy entered the building, did a bunch of climbing, then 40 minutes later the 2 richest guys at the party vanished, you think hes an assassin or kidnapper or?"
"Nah probably just like a barber or something."
the NPC in a nutshell:
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Ah yes, the tried and true "oops sorry, excuse me, oops sorry, excuse me, oops sorry, excuse me, oops sorry, excuse me" guard distraction method. Classic.
I love how one of your final obstacles in berlin was the cryptid man who lived under the floors
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Just like old Adolf and his bunker
Playing by the rules so well that you get abducted by aliens instead of tapping out? Respect
"i'm gonna beat hitman 3 like i'm actually getting away with murder!" _physically stops a target's personal guard from following him, and then the target mysteriously disappears right after_
_no body no crime_
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Bald man spends an hour running around in restricted areas, crouching at random, opening doors from the side, and physically assaulting a guard while shouting "I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU. I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU..."
It could have been anyone.
While it obviously does rely on some in game mechanics, like people taking 5 seconds to realize their staring at a bald man crouching and staring at them, that guard could be stopped by just bumping into him.
I was about to write the exact same comment :D
Maybe the aliens put that guy under the map?
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I can already picture the CSI episode where they drag a victim out of the water, find the strange puncture wound and determine that the victim emptied their stomach prior to their death.
Also the excessive bruising from being dragged around 😂
depends on when the body is found, waterlogged bodys tend to decay pretty fast
Or their DNA getting scraped against the cement ground 🤣🤣
14:36 Seeing that briefcase curve the wall killed me lmao
😂 with the narration too
it was supposed to kill the guard, but instead ended up killing you
In my hitman 2 playthrough I threw a wrench at someone as they were turning a corner and the wrench made a very tight turn and also noclipped through the wall
1:46 love the idea that continuously rubbing up against a body guard to separate him from the man he’s supposed to be guarding who then mysteriously disappears is the behaviour of someone trying to actually get away with murder
I love how you just copied one of the most upvoted comments already posted.
@@Freakazoid12345 Can two people not form independent conclusions about an obvious flaw in the premise from the first 2 mins of a video?
@@Hex... if you're going to claim people make it to the comment section and accidentally copy the most upvoted comment...
To be fair, it's just because bumping into him once doesn't slow him down as much as it actually would.
@@Freakazoid12345oh no it's the end of the world
“Games are meant to escape reality!”
*”NO ONE COULD EVER SAY I WAS EVEN THERE BECAUSE THERE WAS NO EVIDENCE.”*
14:38 that briefcase throw defies he laws of physics like captain america's shield does 🤣
I love this throw 😂
Truuuuue 🤣🤣😭
It has nano heat seating technology that propels it to its target
I'm a businessman with anger issues and I can do this after years of practice.
It's the same way they do it with soccer or baseballs.
it's probably made using the same material ; vibranium
14:44 I remember knocking all targets out when I played it and then killing them to see what would happen, and Jiao just literally talks to 47 at that point, saying "Expertly done, 47." knowing he's the only one left listening.
it's honestly chilling to hear her say that
Expertly done. Expertly f*cking done
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14:49
diana is that you?
This guy is always doing something crazy. Either realism or with Elmo.
Can’t wait to the sequel of both of these, AI Elmo learns to cover up Agent 47’s murders
Quack 🦆
His Elmo vid is next level ngl
in all my years of playing Hitman 3 I had no idea about the secret exit at the gas station in Berlin 🕊
This isn't a criticism of the video, just an observation: Most of these murders are actually all that foolproof IRL. The bodies would be found almost immediately because people would notice the victim had gone missing and start a search which would find the body very quickly because it's never very far from the place where they were killed. Then they would deduca that the victim had been poisoned/killed in some other way and a proper murder investigation would take place
Even if the police wasn't brought in a lot of these bodies would be found anyways. Elevator shafts and skyscraper windows are regularly maintained and cleaned, shallow water less than 50 meters fron the victim's house isn't exactly a place where nobody would ever visit etc
I'm not criticising the video, these places were probably the best option from the ones the game gives you. I'm just theorycrafting why they wouldn't work IRL for fun
The only one that this would work for is Dartmoor, given that they are in hiding, but that all depends on who they can hire and maybe they can get enough people who will search the water.
Also bodies float in water. And that makes them pretty visible. The only one I'd say has a good chance of actually not getting found would be Hush depending on how often maintenance happens on the sewers. It's a warm humid environment so decomposition could be quick enough that nobody would find the body while it's identifiable.
Plus the title of the video overstates how hard it is to get away with crimes I think. 47 would realistically not get caught on a silent assassin run because nobody knows who he is and there's no personally identifying evidence. Bullets/casings can help build a case against a particular suspect but they're not much use starting from nothing.
@@Graknorke if a body is gutted then it won't float but I don't see 47 doing that if he's trying not to leave evidence.
@@eleanorcooke7136something else is that. Depending on the river the body may wash up further up or down stream and may be found that way.
Aw shucks, I was just about to use them too...
Whenever I'm doing "realism" runs, I usually think about "what would they find" after I exit the mission. Including bullet casings, items 47 has touched (without gloves), blood, if they were bruised (blunt force weapons can leave black and blue marks), etc.
Funny thing is in Hitman: Blood Money, the end mission newspaper clipping would tell you how many shots you fired based on the number of casings were found.
@@Techhunter_Talon God imagine the detailings the newspapers could show if they were included in a modern Hitman game, that would be awesome.
I thought 47 didn’t have fingerprints?
@@austinestep8461 He doesn't, but for the sake of the realism run, I usually disregard that.
@@TailsIsDisappointed fair enough
This man is carrying the hitman scene rn 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Why are you using that emoji as punctuation?
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He actually makes it interesting and I usually hate watching things from this game!
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The map is wittleton creek
The nearest old white man: 😰
Bro 😂
No, don't.
maybe he did and nobody knows cause he got silent assassin
i do think you would be allowed to pick up some things, like bananas to throw and pick back up. What, are they going to notice a missing banana and then rummage through every trash can to confirm non of the guards had just eaten it?
True, even some other items could be picked up for distractions and whatnot, as long as he left them back where he found them earlier. 47 doesn't have fingerprints, and even if he did he wears gloves in most situations.
@@ManuCarrotman312 Even if they find a misplaced banana, it's really not much to go on.
🚨🚨🚨 MISPLACED BANANA🚨🚨
plot twist, this guy is so good that they based agent 47 on him
0:17 You say that but I've had SA get voided because of guards detecting me during the cutscene that plays when exiting the mission with that helicopter.
HAAAANK DONT ABBREVIATE SILENT ASSASSIN!!!! HAAAAAAAAAANK
You just spam A or X to skip the cutscene not letting you get caught
The people at bottom levels of the Skyscraper of Dubai hearing quiet thudding then a slam.
"Must of been the wind."
16:18 "Psst, I see dead people"
- the guy probably
wop wop wop wop
he’s really not like us
Every elevator shaft has safety equipment at the bottom that needs to be serviced regularly, so your first body is certain to be found fairly quickly
Yup, unless accidents that no one cares about anymore a week later are considered getting away with it, at which point: That's just how a plot correct play through would go which would already answer the video title.
Yeah, also I bet it makes quite the thump when it hits, more if the elevator cabin is below the drop point. Also since bodies basically explode when falling from great heights, I'd bet in an hour or less people at the ground floor will be smelling the bits.
@@ERECTED_MONUMENT An elevator shaft at the top of a building like that probably wouldn't go all the way to the ground floor, so on top of all that, the impact would happen very loudly in the middle of the building. But, this is venturing into overthinking it territory. I was pointing out that the bottom of an elevator shaft is not a place where you can hide things because people regularly go there. Hiding a body at the bottom of an elevator shaft is like leaving it on the floor of a server room. The next technician on the scene will definitely see it.
yeah but as for the state of it once it hit the bottem
I like how his heat seeking breifcase just follows someone around a corner at 14:37 lol
"and i get abducted by the aliens" nahh what🙏😭
I fear no man
(Turns to OnionButter)
But this 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙂 scares me.😨
A little bit of nitpicking about problems with the deaths:
Dubai.
Elevator: as mentioned by commenter exantiuse497, elevators are maintained on a regular basis and the body would be found immediately when the doors for the lowest floor are opened for maintenance.
Balcony: would be found by a cleaning and maintainance team who would be tasked with the removal of sand damaged wall and glass panels. Not to mention if it gets eaten by vultures that you mentioned, whichever part was responsible for the body getting would have been unstuck by the vultures, leaving the body to slide and fall somewhere easily seen.
Dartmoor.
River: decomposing bodies will float due to gas build up, easily noticed unless specifically tied/held down by a heavy object.
Berlin.
impossible, simply impossible to keep anything hidden permanently as the handler of the agents you kill directly acknowledge you having done it, and in the case where they for some reason dont expect you doing it, decomposing bodies float in water.
China.
Computer room coolant: will be discovered during maintenance/disassembling of the facility once 47 causes the ICA to collapse.
Sewer: sewer workers will find him during maintenance of the sewer system. The fact you escape the same way means there is an exit his body could end up at and found by a homeless.
Mendoza.
Lake: same reason as for the river at Dartmoor, decomposing bodies float in water and would be easily seen by anyone.
Train.
He talks to you straight after you inject him, you are already noticed by doing this ending strategy. Your best bet would be to kill him and throw out of the train carriage and then hope not a single member of security sees it.
Just going to point out, that if you do the core hacking objective in Chongqing, you would end up with a core meltdown, and that is a ticking time bomb. Once it explodes, everything evaporates.
In Dubai the body imact with the elevator cart would have colateral effect, as considering that The Sceptre is a multi-floor skycraper, a body dropped from the highest floor down the elevator shaft would damage the cart, destroy the body and splat out blood everywhere, so I agree - it's not an elegant solution for getting away with an assassination.
As for Carpathain Mountains, you literally detach all cars before confronting Edwards, so no one would check on what happened (unless the train driver decided to check on it).
What I think he was aiming for, was basically making sure the bodies will not be found for as long as possible. Of course bodies would float on water, but forever, or for some time? I mean, I'm not really into this topic, but I think there were cases where a body was found underwater.
Some were especially egregious given you can have someone else with a legitimate grudge against the targets take them out in several scenarios. Thus achieving a death which is considered a true accident or with a very obvious guilty party that is not Agent 47 for the police to laser focus on. As long as 47 was wearing one of the suits with gloves, there would be no evidence left behind to identify him.
The Berlin mission is one of the best stealth missions I have ever played. I wish Hitman was more generous with the number of targets, it is very satisfying to kill them off one by one without anyone noticing you.
3:00 The epitome of sneakiness: That thing you do as a kid, where you tap the person's shoulder then run off like a gremlin in the other direction when they turn around? Foolproof (even though I was always caught instantly, but that's just proof that I'm not an assassin, officer)
By being abducted by aliens Agent 47 hadn't left any single existing evidence including himself
After this video, I am convinced that Onion is training to be the irl Agent 47
The trick with leaving guns for guards to pick up almost makes want to see a challenge where every enemy's gun gets put into storage.
That is impossible though.
1) only guards can put guns into storage.
2) Only awake guards can put guns into storage.
3) Even if you tried to be clever and knock out a guard, steal his gun, and have him be woken up, he'll just magically pull a new gun out of his donkey.
Edit:
....................... Now that I've said it, I'm starting the chrono on when someone will use that knowledge to flood maps with infinite guns.
@@ElodieHiras Keeping 2 guards alive for a "Kill everyone" challenge so that you have an infinite gun supply
bro is definitely plotting something 💀💀
Your videos have only increased in quality since the start, cheers man I hope you keep making these high quality videos, I've been here since 200 subs and I'm staying forever.
Did some maths for the fall kill in Dubai (Elevator).
A human takes 12 seconds to reach terminal velocity (121 mph)
The Burj Khalifa is 830m tall (they were probably at roughly 750)
In 12 seconds, a human falls ~450m.
Therefore he would hit the floor at 121 mph in give or take 20 seconds.
Odds are, he would just be a splatter of blood and his body would be in like 200 different parts.
I don’t know where you get the ideas for these anymore but pls keep it up
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@@Hockee09 Quack 🦆
@@Civilmoss99 Quack 🦆
The ending would make an excellent x-files episode prologue
14:41 to 14:44 perfect example of "it's still stealth, if there's no one alive to tell the tale"
The running gag of using whatever he uses to escape one mission to enter another never gets old to me. Like bro used the sewer system to go from China to the winery.
This was one of the most amazing videos I’ve seen in all of TH-cam in a while. Great work!
14:38
that's some tomfuckerous sorcery right there, had me dying
Hiding a body inside a closet is realistic when you’re never coming back to that area
It is obvious very few Agent 47's hits have been completely unnoticed. If strangled body is found from closet on following day it is obvious 47 is not in risk of being caught as he is not there.
Hard to pin a murder on a guy who doesn't even exist
@@kintustis Tobias Rieper exists. He even uses social media. He is very boring person.
@@vksasdgaming9472canonically they have all been ruled as acsidents
"The briefcase will contain all of the shrapnel."
I don’t think that's how it works...
I was looking for this comment that pointed that out. Just heard him say that
thought the same thing but if its a gas bomb it prob has very low explosive power
14:36 of course, the infamous heatseeking suitcase. always gets em.
Evidence he left behind:
1.Residue from the gas bombs
2.Blood from throwing hush down a building
3. Unlocked door that he lockpicked
I genuinely don't think Onion is gonna run out of Hitman challenges
“Closing the lid behind me” 10:40
Agent 47 accidentally drop his coin and goes down to pick it up before closing a lid
Imagine hiring aliens to extract you from an assassination mission.
Like we're not going to advance humanity to an FTL state or provoke worldwide discussions with the revelation of alien life, we're just using them for murder, and they're chill with that.
4:00 given how strong winds are at high altitude i'd wager theres a good chance of his body being blown off. Also idk if vultures/crows would fly that high up for a corpse.
"Expertly Fucking done."
Bro talked personal 😭
"It's not about killing the targets, it's about sending a message."
- Diana, probably -
yknow, this just makes me imagine a hitman-esque game where instead of being given *all* the info on a target and it being a set mission space, it's open world and you're just... given a target. you have to do all the information gathering on them yourself, familiarizing yourself with their schedule, figuring out places you could potentially do the deed, maybe even making a space to deal with them without leaving evidence...
First issue: First kill in Dubai would be found as the overwhelming stench emanating from on top of the lift would be so noticeable that people would notice
Second issue: Alexa's body will be found in low tide or when she washes up on the shore by some poor passer-by
Third issue: Again, Royce would be noticed if Royce floated up to the surface as the build up of gases in the lungs makes the body rise to the surface of the water
Fourth issue: Sewage gets taken to sewage treatment plants. Even if the body is on the side path, when sewage is high, it will be taken to the plant in which the body will probably be found
Fifth and sixth issue: Bodies float to the surface. Vidal will be found because the fish will not eat the body
Seventh to seventeenth issue: BODIES FLOAT!!!
So, in conclusion, whilst Agent 47 would not be caught ever as the water would remove any fingerprints, it would be clear there had been a murder (because if there is no water in the lungs it means that the person was killed before being thrown into the water as water can't get into lungs if the person doesn't breathe in) and he has broken a rule. The bodies would be found which he stated could not happen at the start of the video. Imagine reading this far
I am HOLLERIN" at the ending. Impecably professional XD
This video shows expertly why Agent 47 is canonically causing deadly accidents instead of trying traceless murders
14:41 imagine running away from a tall, scary bald, guy, and then you think you get away but then all of a sudden he throws a briefcase and bends around the corner😂
2:23 maybe if ur trying to get away with murder... don't go jogging around the place... little sus lol
But walking to not look suspicious is what a murderer would do 😲
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@@Senan_is_cool24a person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except for thoughts.
That brief case had heat seeking on that guy at the the end
The secret exit on the last one is literally so crazy 💀
14:39 I laughed way more than I should at the homing suitcase
People who are worried about finger prints, hair, skin etc being left behind are forgetting that 47 is made in a lab so he doesn’t have to worry about those things
He has fingerprints and all that. Of course fingerprints of unknown person without context mean little.
@@vksasdgaming9472 Like I said in the reply on your other comment:
We don't know and we'll never know as there's no need to explain if he has or not given that all his assassinations are accidents.
@@Unknown_Genius As there are nine people on this planet (from same Swiss extended family) naturally without fingerprints you can assume that 47 does not lack them. It would be as big identifier as lack of face would be.
@@vksasdgaming9472 Yeah, they're from one but we know about at least 5 extended families. Not to mention that those are due to a chromosome mutation, just add in all the cases due to mishandling of chemicals or removing them on purpose in certain ways to have them re-grown after about a month and you already got an impossibility to utilize them in any court.
Someone probably said this already but the operator for those guys in Berlin also knows you’re there and does a pretty decent job at deducing why they’re disappearing
Bro knows to much about being a hitman suspicious
Agent 47 becomes Jack the ripper
UM?? That surprise Ending???
Expertly fucking done indeed
5:10 This technically could still count as no evidence, because everyone would probably assume Alexa took the file out and just forgot to close the safe.
Always a lovely day when you post
Quack 🦆
Why was murder in such a 𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎 font 😭😭
i like that he wore an outfit with gloves to hide fingerprints
Remember, when doing murder use a revolver, not a pistol
Being honest here: that mission in Berlin was something else, congrats for finishing it
Also, I don't know if you take your vievers's challenge ideas, but if you do, I came up with this challenge: Can you beat (any) Hitman without ever *looking* at the target?
That means you cannot ever directly shoot, poison, stab, subdue or do anything that requires looking at your targets directly. I know some missions that can be done that way (thanks to you) like Dubai or Carpathian Mountains (The Train) but I'd love to see if that's possible for the whole game
Oh, and forgot to mention: cutscenes are allowed since most of them forces you to look at your targets
If you want, you can also ban your x-ray vision since you technically see your targets through walls
Quite a few people have already done challenges where they beat the games while killing every target by indirect means
@@etc8417 on which game?
if this man is hired to kill me, I'm completely and utterly dead.
6:01 Pyrocynical’s favorite
6:28 yeahhhhhh they’d find every single one of them 😂😂
crazy good video, like always
Quack 🦆
As impressive as this is, it's kinda funny that even still you aren't capable of going unnoticed, due to things as basic as "checking the security footage after the incident", or them deciding to interview the people who saw that weird guy in a suit shoving them around for an entire minute right before the person they were supposed to be guarding "mysteriously vanished".
"I want to get away with murder"
*Rubs against the targets personal guard for thirty seconds*
The "bomb" from dartmoor isn't a bomb and doesn't produce any shrapnel. If it did though, the briefcase would not stop is or at least be torn apart a bit, resulting in not no but rather different evidence
You've grow so much this year good job. Well deserved
You could use the custome 5 millimeter guns since they don’t drop shell casings
thats loud
@@anondimwitno it’s silenced, the real issue there is that you still have to hide the body
@@zutaca2825 no its not silenced
@@anondimwit The HWK21 Pale is not silenced, no, but the one you can actually start with in your gear, the Custom 5mm and its variants, does have a suppressor.
@@zutaca2825 I stand corrected
I just discovered ur channel less than a week ago and I’ve watched almost every single one of your videos
6:15 - trace amounts of the nauseating gass would still be able to get detected in that briefcase and since there is no way someone on the inside pulled a prank of that caliber, her drowning would be immidiately suspicious. The materials of that briefcase would be analyzed to match where it was made and who might have bought it, maybe even some dating revealing where it was bought, the chemicals would also be analyzed (who could buy them in the amount approximately in the briefcase ), hell, she is rich so mayce they would scrub this place for the skin your man left behind and compared it to all of the people in access of the room. You are doomed.
Also i remembered the suitcase had remote detonator, extra „no way someone on the inside did this” and extra „no way that suitcase was a regular thing you can buy at the airport” like no, it had to be made with a seal tight enough to hold gasses inside, and with a built in detonator mechanism. Either a remodel of something commercial, or we are tracing all of the serial numbers of the parts that were factory made (remember, she is rich, we have all the resources). Scratched out, even under a microscope? Then again, looking for factories that sell those, their downline, molecular analysis of the material, etc. And your men uses those in many kills, so what does it tell us? Crime organization, with plenty of resources.
bro explained occupied toilets like it would be odd to go to a different toilet if someone was using the first one you went to
Burger
Quack 🦆
3:00 "But luckily I had a plan, by using f5 I..."
wait wrong game.
.... You did this like you were trying to get away with murder and the first thing you did was suspiciously harass the bodyguard for your target on the day he went missing... Yeah... no one is going to ask about the suited bald man...
I love these videos, I hope you keep making them!!
Well i did soo probaly?I mean my victims were never found so u can probaly do it in a vidieo game?
🤭
Quack 🦆
14:40 that briefcase hit that corner like my moms chancla
The commitment to a challenge it takes to get fucking abducted by aliens just to avoid leaving an obscure shred of evidence and follow the rules of the challenge is incomprehensible and i think thatd hilarious.
16:10 I was halfway there. I did guess that someone would see the bodies through the floor, but I didn't expect a bugged NPC stuck under the map, I expected the party goers to see them instead.
incredible. Great work! It was also cool to see how you identified and worked around the bugs.
15:50 bruh made me laugh so hard. The way you said it is just 🤌
you didn't take the darts out of the people, you left evidence, disqualified