feminists when they get drafted for ww3

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  • @distantsea
    @distantsea ปีที่แล้ว +112364

    That "fuck" was so realistic

    • @oxiclean3749
      @oxiclean3749 ปีที่แล้ว +947

      I wouldn’t say it out loud, I would definitely say it in my head though

    • @EmberTheFolf
      @EmberTheFolf ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wasnt even stretched out or anything like a dramatic "ffffffuhck..."
      Just a quick "fuck."

    • @kettumace3384
      @kettumace3384 ปีที่แล้ว +1141

      The difference, the man accepted his fate until given the opportunity to change it

    • @thefirephoenix872
      @thefirephoenix872 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      E

    • @RandomYoutubeNPC
      @RandomYoutubeNPC ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @aaa bro? 💀

  • @DroppedMyMarbles
    @DroppedMyMarbles ปีที่แล้ว +8119

    "Alright, but I'm not a bottom. On your knees, sir"

    • @thenexus7343
      @thenexus7343 ปีที่แล้ว +337

      Ong. I may be Bi. But I'm a top in every situation.

    • @vanlalsailo9938
      @vanlalsailo9938 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      HAHAHA

    • @ram5ramen582
      @ram5ramen582 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@thenexus7343 prove it

    • @abstraktfilms
      @abstraktfilms ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😂 bruh

    • @vanlalsailo9938
      @vanlalsailo9938 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@thenexus7343 what is a top? im a visual learner btw

  • @wamuuthepoleperson168
    @wamuuthepoleperson168 ปีที่แล้ว +11578

    "Are you gay?"
    "Yes."
    "Prove it."
    "Aight bet." (Pulls out search history)

    • @username172
      @username172 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +316

      "now if youre really gay, say futa isnt gay"

    • @eliancruzyanez8521
      @eliancruzyanez8521 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +238

      "Not good enough, follow me to the bedroom"

    • @cjmodmanboom8518
      @cjmodmanboom8518 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +159

      “Sir those are children!”

    • @EdibleFuture
      @EdibleFuture 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      I really don't have to prove it I'll just have to show peeps my onlyfans

    • @firepelt3180
      @firepelt3180 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@@username172😁

  • @Dobbs03
    @Dobbs03 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3206

    Plot twist: he wasn’t even a recruiter

    • @CalSN20
      @CalSN20 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      YO BEST PLOT TWIST EVER 💀

    • @itzabot
      @itzabot 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      OH HELLL NAHH

    • @Im_NotVery_Creative
      @Im_NotVery_Creative 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      certainly one of the plot twists

    • @datnguyen21040
      @datnguyen21040 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      “Prove it”

    • @theww2enthusiast
      @theww2enthusiast 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      💀

  • @iamcIancy
    @iamcIancy ปีที่แล้ว +35813

    "prove it"
    **leans in for a kiss**

    • @curgest6807
      @curgest6807 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      @@anjankanwar7747 nutty

    • @mysocksarewet
      @mysocksarewet ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Relatable

    • @snule349
      @snule349 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      ​@@anjankanwar7747 tbf if the options are give Gluck Gluck or be drafted I think a lot of people would do option 1

    • @curgest6807
      @curgest6807 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@snule349 good, lemme recruit

    • @oscarwang7227
      @oscarwang7227 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @@snule349 I wonder why military recruiter is suddenly such a popular career choice…

  • @Nevergoingtogiveyouup2030
    @Nevergoingtogiveyouup2030 ปีที่แล้ว +4416

    “Yes”
    “…Prove it”
    Bro 💀

    • @GoatCheese72
      @GoatCheese72 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This man’s plot twists I can never predict 😂

    • @lmsccsgt2110
      @lmsccsgt2110 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Why would I date a feminist

    • @HaydenFrank-xq2dt
      @HaydenFrank-xq2dt ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Plot twist he was the guy who says that 20 bucks is twenty bucks

    • @randomguy_justpassinthroug7885
      @randomguy_justpassinthroug7885 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *takes his pants off

    • @Lolo_tl
      @Lolo_tl ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *music start playing*

  • @RoryMadigan
    @RoryMadigan ปีที่แล้ว +10526

    “I don’t need no man.” … “Also is your husband around?” 😂

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

    • @Im_Arceus
      @Im_Arceus 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      Just because they have financial independence doesn't mean they don't need emotional support

    • @8Maduce50
      @8Maduce50 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +150

      ​@Im_Arceus but they said they didn't need a man that also implies emotional support.

    • @renaldoawes2210
      @renaldoawes2210 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

      @@Im_Arceus How is that a contradiction to his statement?

    • @NOIR947
      @NOIR947 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@Im_Arceus🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TylerTheTyler
    @TylerTheTyler 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +686

    “Are you gay?”
    “Yes”
    “Bro isn’t that your wife?”

    • @eternalrage6548
      @eternalrage6548 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      It's happened before. Heard of quite a few dudes that had an entire family, 3+ kids and just so happened to still be hanging out a lot with the dude from high school during the entire relationship.

    • @kylemcdade843
      @kylemcdade843 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      'Feminist'.. we may be splitting hairs on the wife part

    • @danielaramburo7648
      @danielaramburo7648 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Then they are bi?

    • @Welgeldiguniekalias
      @Welgeldiguniekalias 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "She's my beard, yes. Why?"

    • @hasd31
      @hasd31 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *whisper* "Bro don't blow my fucking cover"

  • @bahamut8995
    @bahamut8995 ปีที่แล้ว +11605

    Bro just acted like the Navy doesn't exist 💀

    • @phito7051
      @phito7051 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      What do u mean

    • @veironhedlund8061
      @veironhedlund8061 ปีที่แล้ว +556

      ​@@phito7051 seamen

    • @ItsJustTeddington
      @ItsJustTeddington ปีที่แล้ว +379

      @@phito7051 “gay” that is the only clue you’re getting.

    • @bear3616
      @bear3616 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fr

    • @phito7051
      @phito7051 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@ItsJustTeddington so your saying everyone in the navy is gay?

  • @oppressedgamer5599
    @oppressedgamer5599 ปีที่แล้ว +6024

    The difference between Robert and the Feminist is that Robert didn't back down 🤭

    • @TheDuelingRaven
      @TheDuelingRaven ปีที่แล้ว +15

      327 likes and 0 replies? With this funny of a comment? Let me fix that.

    • @justsomedude4469
      @justsomedude4469 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      He definitely proved it.

    • @TheREALLofiat
      @TheREALLofiat ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@TheDuelingRavenhey at least you said something of SOME kind of substance.

    • @cryptgc1554
      @cryptgc1554 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤭 is how he looked when he was done

    • @miner556
      @miner556 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He didn't back down he kneeled down 😩

  • @CanadianPatriot224
    @CanadianPatriot224 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +716

    "Is your husband around?"
    "Yes"
    Husband: "What's up?"
    "Are you gay?"
    "Yes"
    That's funny, I don't care what anybody says 😂

    • @luckyspec2274
      @luckyspec2274 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I didn't even think of that lmao

    • @ApolloTSG
      @ApolloTSG 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s not…

    • @OnGuardYT
      @OnGuardYT 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@ApolloTSG You didn't get it 😂😂

  • @shubashuba9209
    @shubashuba9209 ปีที่แล้ว +11287

    Recruiter to husband: One way or another, you're gonna be polishing a rifle.

  • @carpetjuise
    @carpetjuise ปีที่แล้ว +19062

    “Female comedian? That’s an oxymoron isnt it” is demonic lmaoo

    • @sanchezzz69420
      @sanchezzz69420 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      😂😂😂

    • @KThatFeeling
      @KThatFeeling ปีที่แล้ว +105

      When facts are demonic😆

    • @lyo6200
      @lyo6200 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Amy Schumer

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😊yes😊

    • @seldom_bucket
      @seldom_bucket ปีที่แล้ว

      it only hits that deep cause of the amount of truth in it.
      men need a sense of humour or we'd all kill each other.

  • @SlapClapMaster
    @SlapClapMaster ปีที่แล้ว +3283

    I can’t believe it, every single god damn short is so good

  • @ashtheviking5007
    @ashtheviking5007 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    So the woman has to swallow her pride, while the man has to swallow...

    • @Old_Duo
      @Old_Duo หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Something absolutely massive . . .

    • @gaberielgartic
      @gaberielgartic หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Old_Duo press x to doubt

    • @devonpearson4315
      @devonpearson4315 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Another man. And several other proto-people.

    • @deadlooks1880
      @deadlooks1880 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Giant Rods

  • @wholeftthestoveon
    @wholeftthestoveon ปีที่แล้ว +8293

    "Are you gay"
    "No"
    "Prove it" 💀

    • @pul53gh
      @pul53gh ปีที่แล้ว +192

      don't threaten me with a good time /s

    • @-Content
      @-Content ปีที่แล้ว +64

      He said yes.

    • @TheCrankSpiderNinja
      @TheCrankSpiderNinja ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@-Content that's the point

    • @ShawnFX
      @ShawnFX ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@pul53gh Ayooooo😂🤨

    • @Joe-do2hr
      @Joe-do2hr ปีที่แล้ว

      Starts doing his wife

  • @dvasavertik7629
    @dvasavertik7629 ปีที่แล้ว +7644

    Feminist: Thank god I didn't get drafted!
    Nuke going off in the middle of a city: I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU HIDE.

    • @fastpackcyclist6901
      @fastpackcyclist6901 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      my wheezing made my neighbor wheeze

    • @alenjaison4681
      @alenjaison4681 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂😂

    • @notjeih
      @notjeih ปีที่แล้ว +124

      The radiation is rated E for Everyone

    • @fishyfish2387
      @fishyfish2387 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      killing civilians is a war crime
      -me, 🤓

    • @lakshasawant293
      @lakshasawant293 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@notjeih now that is comedy

  • @rinconusmc
    @rinconusmc ปีที่แล้ว +32127

    "We don't allow gay people in the military"
    Navy has entered the chat.

    • @sepheroth3373
      @sepheroth3373 ปีที่แล้ว

      You don't join the navy gay, it makes you gay.

    • @damnfez
      @damnfez ปีที่แล้ว +482

      USMC - Department of the Navy

    • @senireye.5597
      @senireye.5597 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wasn't there a job where people baited gay people in the navy to have sex with them, to prove that they are gay? And then a lot of people volunteered forvthat job

    • @jeez8939
      @jeez8939 ปีที่แล้ว +1964

      Ah yes the seamen

    • @senireye.5597
      @senireye.5597 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @Gray Just Gray hey, that's what I commented

  • @Acoustic_Screecher
    @Acoustic_Screecher ปีที่แล้ว +4448

    Recruiter knew what he was doing with the 'prove you're gay' one

    • @natashaervin2533
      @natashaervin2533 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Hear me out

    • @danielaramburo7648
      @danielaramburo7648 ปีที่แล้ว

      Closet gay recruiters would be getting a lot of action. Listen, if you bend over and…. It proves you are gay….,

    • @kento_suijin
      @kento_suijin ปีที่แล้ว +41

      You're* ngl i would rather join the military than even act gay

    • @Acoustic_Screecher
      @Acoustic_Screecher ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@kento_suijin thx for pointing out the typo

    • @kento_suijin
      @kento_suijin ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Acoustic_Screecher I'm impressed that you actually fixed it, most people would shit talk on me for trying to help them

  • @Thatguy-mu5mn
    @Thatguy-mu5mn 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +355

    Honestly, a few minutes of uncomfort is better than years of fear and trauma.

    • @jahoytodiesforahoy4615
      @jahoytodiesforahoy4615 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Yeah no hesitation 😅

    • @300zxsailor
      @300zxsailor 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      I chose both and joined the Navy. Now my PTSD is gay.

    • @BerryBoyXD
      @BerryBoyXD 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@300zxsailor Damn that's dedication

    • @nescafeblend43
      @nescafeblend43 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      made ur comment 69 ur welcome

    • @eternalrage6548
      @eternalrage6548 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@300zxsailor the great ptsd. When your depression and trauma decide to come out the closet and start dating. Then, after a few months, commit to a very abusive relationship with each other that you get stuck in the middle of.

  • @a_angry_bunny
    @a_angry_bunny ปีที่แล้ว +19702

    *vigorously makes out with the recruiter*

    • @gavinhengels867
      @gavinhengels867 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @Computment I mean I do it

    • @mincat1412
      @mincat1412 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@gavinhengels867 i do it every day

    • @lyeondoe4990
      @lyeondoe4990 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Definitely did

    • @60sspider-man29
      @60sspider-man29 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      ​@@mincat1412 I do it every hour

    • @kenshinyang7375
      @kenshinyang7375 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@Computment The military has a known fact all across that are known as Bunnys or Grindr. Reddit literally has stories about military guys fucking other guys.

  • @sweet.commentary
    @sweet.commentary ปีที่แล้ว +6422

    "Prove it."
    **Begins to kiss his wife**
    "What are you doing?"
    "You said to prove it! My wife is a male!"

  • @amgadpro
    @amgadpro ปีที่แล้ว +708

    "Are you gay?"
    "Yes"
    "Prove it" 💀

    • @AlmightyChastor
      @AlmightyChastor ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes those are infact words that he said, good job dude

    • @livingtoaster
      @livingtoaster ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AlmightyChastor well sorry he was saying the one line he liked from the short.

    • @MagusArtStudios
      @MagusArtStudios ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AlmightyChastor yeah grow up he's obviously accentuating the punch line of the video highlighting how funny it is. Stop being so dense and gaslighting people on the internet.

    • @aerousops1806
      @aerousops1806 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MagusArtStudios Do you even know what gaslighting is? Yall just like throwing random terms you just heard on the internet around without knowing their actual purpose or meaning

    • @Alonsos305
      @Alonsos305 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Well if you insist!” *zip*

  • @alidemirbas3722
    @alidemirbas3722 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    “Prove It”
    “Pulls Out The Groupchat Messages”

  • @milesfreilich968
    @milesfreilich968 ปีที่แล้ว +4168

    "I'm attracted to other men, sorry. You're just not my type."

    • @iLikeWafflesfr
      @iLikeWafflesfr ปีที่แล้ว +41

      you're my type

    • @cristian-bull
      @cristian-bull ปีที่แล้ว +66

      when u gay and not your own type

    • @MerlinTheCommenter
      @MerlinTheCommenter ปีที่แล้ว +26

      *Gets drafted and now is in front lines*
      “Great work soldier” 😂

    • @Moldylocks
      @Moldylocks ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Prove it

    • @rimanpele
      @rimanpele ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "then im going to assume..." (like he did to the feminist)

  • @AnusSniffer69
    @AnusSniffer69 ปีที่แล้ว +2336

    “There are no feminists in a house fire”. - Bill Burr

    • @kenny995
      @kenny995 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      There's no one in a house fire, just remains

    • @danielduwaldt
      @danielduwaldt ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I was in the military for 12 years. You do know lots of women join the military, right? They also fight to be in combat positions... Not to mention women fire fighters. Americans are odd...

    • @travioli9643
      @travioli9643 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      There are a lot of women in the military but they aren't required to sign up for the draft to vote

    • @joegeneric1846
      @joegeneric1846 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@danielduwaldt The point of the quote, in context, is feminists say that men and women should be treated equally, but the moment they’re in a situation in which being female could help them, like a house fire (“women and children first”), they instantly forget those beliefs and take their privilege.
      The quote isn’t about all women or even about women that want equality, it’s about how hypocritical feminists can be.
      edit: grammar

    • @trunky37
      @trunky37 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@danielduwaldt I'll treat them seriously once the physical requirement aren't lowered for woman, either you're fit to be a soldier/firefighter or you're not, the ennemy soldiers or fire isn't going to easy on you because you're a woman.

  • @LOLtz1
    @LOLtz1 ปีที่แล้ว +5452

    These drafting requirements are getting harsher everyday.
    Edit:
    Oh shit, I'm famous Dad.

    • @dvns1987
      @dvns1987 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Realistic* is what you meant yo say

    • @beyond-the-soul8651
      @beyond-the-soul8651 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I think you mean realistic because when this is what women wanted they wanted equality and equality means they get drafted just the same

    • @nutty8871
      @nutty8871 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "These requirements are getting worse all the time!"

    • @williamsalgado9738
      @williamsalgado9738 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fr

    • @takecare2521
      @takecare2521 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@beyond-the-soul8651 next will be child equality and children will be drafted

  • @Lathander720
    @Lathander720 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

    Equal rights = equal fights.

    • @angrydragonslayer
      @angrydragonslayer 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Equal rights = Equal lefts.

    • @jesusizquierdo3831
      @jesusizquierdo3831 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm not sure I want to fight side by side with a woman

  • @notdelusionalcowboysfan
    @notdelusionalcowboysfan ปีที่แล้ว +3122

    “Women aren’t funny”
    “Oh so you’re not a comedian then, you’re drafted come with me.”

  • @deityjc
    @deityjc ปีที่แล้ว +3546

    Me: "Yes."
    Soldier: "Prove it."
    Me: "Pull down your pants. I ain't goin to Russia."

    • @gaemer3967
      @gaemer3967 ปีที่แล้ว

      They already do this in Turkey, you've got to be the sub because if you're getting your sucked you're not gay, it only counts if you're sucking it. Basically their government has probably got the biggest stash of gay porn if anyone wants that.

    • @thatoneguy33198
      @thatoneguy33198 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      FR lmao same

    • @coolmanpantsman
      @coolmanpantsman ปีที่แล้ว +29

      LMAO

    • @kAY-yl5en
      @kAY-yl5en ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Givers aren't gay. Takers are

    • @xamos9034
      @xamos9034 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂

  • @SamDaGOAT09
    @SamDaGOAT09 ปีที่แล้ว +1071

    “If your gay the military won’t draft you”
    Navy: heyyyy boyyyys

    • @DRez-Productions
      @DRez-Productions ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Why navy? Because there’s nothing but Seamen?

    • @SamDaGOAT09
      @SamDaGOAT09 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DRez-Productions can’t tell if your joking

    • @equally.marketable
      @equally.marketable ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@DRez-Productions holy shit that was clever, props to you

    • @Google123Chrome
      @Google123Chrome ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@SamDaGOAT09 r/woooooosh?

    • @JB-js8uv
      @JB-js8uv ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wiping that poop deck clean as a whistle. On and off the clock

  • @stephenh.8336
    @stephenh.8336 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "Are you gay?"
    "Yes"
    "Prove it"
    "Bro, im married to a feminist"
    "Okay, that's pretty gay"

    • @Lore98897
      @Lore98897 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh that's a good one 😂

  • @Ic3_Blu3
    @Ic3_Blu3 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    *_"I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it..."_*

    • @arktheball
      @arktheball ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *looks down at his "little one"*

    • @ry1023.3
      @ry1023.3 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@arktheballwhat😂

    • @duhbigweiner665
      @duhbigweiner665 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i do

  • @brockradford7144
    @brockradford7144 ปีที่แล้ว +11296

    Women should absolutely be drafted. Gender equality.

    • @anonymousanomaly3136
      @anonymousanomaly3136 ปีที่แล้ว +345

      Yessir

    • @stuartcampbell5765
      @stuartcampbell5765 ปีที่แล้ว +933

      Equal rights equal fights

    • @theman3190
      @theman3190 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      Naw it’s man job not a womens
      Edit:man the comments hate me now

    • @Avarice0918
      @Avarice0918 ปีที่แล้ว +756

      I remember they tried an all woman regiment but the women were inefficient or ineffective in combat and women soldiers getting captured sounds like a no go.

    • @Blockates
      @Blockates ปีที่แล้ว +498

      ​@@theman3190 you ain't The man, you The woman

  • @hyperion_editsfr
    @hyperion_editsfr ปีที่แล้ว +233

    *starts making out with the recruiter*
    "The fuck are you doing?"
    "YOU SAID TO PROVE IT"
    "who said i was a male."

    • @PSNPerfectNinja
      @PSNPerfectNinja ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who said it mattered. They're hunting feminists, not lesbians

  • @Jon_Fury
    @Jon_Fury 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +130

    This aged like a fine wine

    • @freddytheshadowninja
      @freddytheshadowninja 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      After two weeks? Dafuq you mean?

    • @freddytheshadowninja
      @freddytheshadowninja 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@nesmun 90% of the content on this site is over 3 years old though. 8 months fly by.

  • @FaeTheMf
    @FaeTheMf ปีที่แล้ว +536

    “Prove i-“
    “Say less”
    *proceeds to unsheathe Excalibur*

    • @benjimin8456
      @benjimin8456 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And they had a duel of their lifetime.

    • @Jacob-vc4ok
      @Jacob-vc4ok ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@benjimin8456 through cuts and bruises they then became best "bros"

    • @edgingjogo
      @edgingjogo ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She'd break her arms before she could be able to hold it stabilised 😂

    • @oke869
      @oke869 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ohhl3 heall nah

  • @MeMyself_andAI
    @MeMyself_andAI ปีที่แล้ว +825

    Women: Never had to worry about this a day in their life
    Men: "Fuck."

    • @badasstoad9419
      @badasstoad9419 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Feminists: “We want gender equality!”
      Military: “Alright, get your ass over here and wear this uniform”
      Feminists: “Oops! 😊 Sorry, didn’t mean that today.”

    • @reanschwarzer2187
      @reanschwarzer2187 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yep and yet they vote for the wars same as men it’s why I think you have to be signed up for selective service to vote period

    • @user-hn3dq7jf9o
      @user-hn3dq7jf9o 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You know what the enemy would do if they catch a booba from the enemy lines

  • @wonderflounium
    @wonderflounium ปีที่แล้ว +1278

    Women should get drafted so long as men do.
    If you want equality you should get it.

    • @Perceptionreflection
      @Perceptionreflection ปีที่แล้ว +113

      They tried. Look it up. It was conservative men who freaked out and didn't let them.

    • @wonderflounium
      @wonderflounium ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@Perceptionreflection I never said they didn't; I was in the army and personally witnessed female soldiers who were some of the best I had ever seen, and especially considering that the fitness test is now unisex with events that are more representative of practical combat fitness there's no real practical difference between a male, or female soldier provided they meet the standards required.
      The key to success for a nation is to ensure that for any role be it military, politics, or any other to be occupied by the people with the greatest capability, drive, and talents regardless of what demographic they happen to be.

    • @yessum15
      @yessum15 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      NOW is the largest feminist organization in the United States and has been consistently fighting for including women in the draft for the better part of a century. They've spent countless hours and a significant sum of money trying to make this happen.
      The exclusion of women from the draft is rooted in patriarchy, as including them in the draft would have meant admitting they are qualified to serve various roles in the military.
      Historically speaking these roles were considered decent career options and paths to both social capital and financial independence. At the time, men did not want women to have either of these things, and as a result excluded them from the draft.
      I personally am split on the issue for a few reasons:
      1) The draft should really just be repealed for everyone at this stage. In the US at least, it is a silly moot concept.
      People like to make a big deal about it, but the truth is that in the 250 year history of the United States, the chance of a man being drafted has been 0% for all but like 8 years. Even then the chance was usually under 1% (during 3 years in WWII it went up significantly, but the chance of being drafted, seeing combat, and dying/being injured in combat was still under 1%).
      Now with the advent of nuclear weapons this is no longer a realistic consideration. It mainly just functions as a talking point for political pundits.
      2) I would want to see significant analysis and by potential reform of the military itself before advocating for en masse female inclusion.
      In other words, if the realistic intention is to draft women & men at relatively equal numbers then you'd better take proactive steps right now to ensure that women are treated fairly and equally once they are drafted.
      There better be adequate facilities to accommodate them, they better be fully represent in the leadership structure, and they must have the necessary institutional protections to prevent discrimination.
      The worst thing would be to set up a legal framework to force women into an institution that oppresses them. This is essentially what happened to African American men initially.

    • @wonderflounium
      @wonderflounium ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@yessum15 read my other comment on this post.

    • @yessum15
      @yessum15 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@wonderflounium I read it before posting. Not disagreeing with you, just adding to your comment. Although I do think your OP is phrased in a misleading way.

  • @crittomato7043
    @crittomato7043 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    "Are you gay"
    "Yes"
    "Prove it"
    *Gladly*

  • @Lowy7
    @Lowy7 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    *guy in wheelchair with no legs pulls up
    “Im disabled”
    “Ok sir but your gonna have to prove it”

    • @sonic1019
      @sonic1019 ปีที่แล้ว

      Easy fix jump out the wheelchair

    • @-Me_
      @-Me_ ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lol you deserve a STANDING ovation for this joke

    • @st-gg4448
      @st-gg4448 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I can't stand these types of jokes.
      And neither can he

    • @twistedvtuber9894
      @twistedvtuber9894 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "I'm your dirty little vegetable"

    • @alaron5698
      @alaron5698 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Sure thing, my certificate is on the wall over there" * points to "Live, Laugh, Love" poster *

  • @aegir5198
    @aegir5198 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    as one wise man said "Equality, until it's time to shovel the snow".

    • @annalisasteinnes
      @annalisasteinnes ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And she does.

    • @roboteen
      @roboteen ปีที่แล้ว +50

      ​@@annalisasteinnes but she actually doesnt. The vast majority of damgerous, dirty, and more strength related jobs are filled by men.

    • @annalisasteinnes
      @annalisasteinnes ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@roboteen I was really just referring to shoveling snow outside your own house. Not paid labor. And thanks to all the people who do those jobs you mentioned, whatever body parts they have.

    • @mrsunderstood8141
      @mrsunderstood8141 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My dad says that's what he had kids for

    • @immortalexistence
      @immortalexistence ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@annalisasteinnes
      I think he is talking about war trenches

  • @RichADio
    @RichADio ปีที่แล้ว +129

    He should have said "I married a feminist" while pointing at his wife, to prove he is gay.

    • @Moldylocks
      @Moldylocks ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hahaha would actually be great. A total soy

    • @goldyguns9545
      @goldyguns9545 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You win the internet today

    • @MatthiasRegisRict
      @MatthiasRegisRict ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually tho

    • @brip799
      @brip799 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love how men who hate feminists are so upfront about the fact that they don’t just mean women who HATE/are sexist to them or want men to be nonexistent but they actually hate women who don’t just want to serve men and let YOU have all the power. Lol. Clowns.

  • @Freeze-n-Frost
    @Freeze-n-Frost 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    The fastest way to properly answer the question: “Come here big boy and I’ll show ya” 😂😂😂

  • @Zinyak12345
    @Zinyak12345 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    I'm not gay but dodging an immoral draft is dodging an immoral draft

    • @boneybaron2508
      @boneybaron2508 ปีที่แล้ว

      May I ask why you think the draft is immoral? They are only used in active war times when numbers get low and while it would be a violation of liberty to force someone into the military its better to have a few of society's best lose their liberty and lives in war than everyone be subject to an enemy regime where concepts like equal rights and liberty don't exist

    • @finnl6887
      @finnl6887 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "For a thousand bucks a night, or avoiding becoming cannon fodder, everything is negotiable"

    • @gamergodofjustice
      @gamergodofjustice ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Everyone is gay for the right price.

    • @eradict
      @eradict ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I can feel the morality coming inside of me

    • @lucaluca111
      @lucaluca111 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This comment will be use against you man, so if any recruiter is reading this I'm gay and not a feminist

  • @Puggos702-cf7gc
    @Puggos702-cf7gc ปีที่แล้ว +5497

    "hey are you a Feminist?"
    "Yes, why?"
    "Cool you're drafted now"
    "Fuck."
    Edit: cheese

    • @zsomborszigeti6797
      @zsomborszigeti6797 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Actually a bill that made women eligible to get drafted was very close to passing in congress

    • @evanelzinga282
      @evanelzinga282 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@zsomborszigeti6797and yet for some reason it didn’t

    • @martinezseymore3007
      @martinezseymore3007 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@evanelzinga282all feminists whined and i i believe called it sexist

    • @evanelzinga282
      @evanelzinga282 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@martinezseymore3007 ah what’s more sexists than equal treatment

    • @martinezseymore3007
      @martinezseymore3007 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@evanelzinga282 no it’s more like whats more sexist than not giving women what they want without any consequences for what they do

  • @notdelusionalcowboysfan
    @notdelusionalcowboysfan ปีที่แล้ว +402

    “Prove it”
    Husband: heyyy gurlll why u gotta make me proove ittt, now go slay the day away 💅

    • @lordpeonix
      @lordpeonix ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Dog you might need to go outside

    • @mfdoomx1
      @mfdoomx1 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lordpeonixye

    • @cicadetta
      @cicadetta ปีที่แล้ว

      mm yes totally how gay people speak

    • @UraniumWolfy
      @UraniumWolfy ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He's definitely getting put in the Navy

    • @Koi_Swirl
      @Koi_Swirl ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@lordpeonix No, you.

  • @timothyfischer7222
    @timothyfischer7222 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    That last "prove it" though 😂

  • @Emily-qr3tz
    @Emily-qr3tz ปีที่แล้ว +1409

    I mean i would call myself a feminist and I 100% believe women should be drafted too if men are. It’s about equality not “bow down to women”.

    • @Emily-qr3tz
      @Emily-qr3tz ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@icedqq i agree but my point was more “if it does have to happen to men then it should also have to happen to women” society is too broken to jump straight to best solutions we have to do baby steps

    • @abdullahimran4624
      @abdullahimran4624 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Maybe equality doesn’t mean “you are exactly the same” maybe it means “you all have your own value that you bring and we need both”…

    • @daralenoach
      @daralenoach ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@abdullahimran4624 exactly

    • @takimicha7291
      @takimicha7291 ปีที่แล้ว

      dear god, a feminist with a brain in their head? thought you folks went extinct!

    • @nosoi-_-7575
      @nosoi-_-7575 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Emily-qr3tz i wish that was how all feminists were in usa because this was a culture shock for me since in my country a feminist is a person who fights for equal rights but in usa most of the people who call themselves feminist are like enslave men, kill all men.

  • @toastedmuffin315
    @toastedmuffin315 ปีที่แล้ว +1956

    Recruiter:-so You aren't a feminist
    Her:-Yeah
    Recruiter:-prove it
    Her:-How?
    Recruiters:-make me a sandwich
    Edit: thanks for the 1k likes everyone

    • @The_joker842
      @The_joker842 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lol true

    • @pelummy01
      @pelummy01 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂

    • @hoifzf
      @hoifzf ปีที่แล้ว +6

      that got me bro 🤣

    • @nessmagalal7049
      @nessmagalal7049 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Her: sorry I only submit to my husband 🤷

    • @fnm249sawtoo
      @fnm249sawtoo ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@nessmagalal7049so you're a feminist then?

  • @CupCuppington
    @CupCuppington ปีที่แล้ว +2683

    “we want equality for women!” sailors and soldiers who purposely spare the women/save the women first: WEEEELLLLPP edit: putting this here so no one gets mad at me, I AM A WOMAN

    • @Moga4life
      @Moga4life ปีที่แล้ว +56

      That's what I thought that men were just trying to protect them

    • @plantgang9257
      @plantgang9257 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I mean I get your point and I agree with you, but when they say they want equality that means they want to do the same things as men that they can already do. Of course most of the women saying these things are hypocrites, so your argument is fair enough.

    • @CupCuppington
      @CupCuppington ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@plantgang9257 Lmao i’m a woman

    • @history-jovian
      @history-jovian ปีที่แล้ว +54

      ​@@plantgang9257 for equal right you have to fight equally too. That is how the rules go mate

    • @needlespoon4734
      @needlespoon4734 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@CupCuppingtonprove it

  • @xdecimal6470
    @xdecimal6470 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    As a famous man once said: “ gender equality until it’s time to shovel the snow”

  • @magolord2820
    @magolord2820 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    As a bi man, I see this as an absolute win

    • @damo8896
      @damo8896 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gross

    • @arzen1011
      @arzen1011 ปีที่แล้ว

      nah, bisexual men do not exist, you either eat dick or you don't 💀💀💀

    • @Adamcito.
      @Adamcito. ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeeeeah totally agree

    • @damo8896
      @damo8896 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Some Austrian Painter special salute for u sir

    • @homoerectus6953
      @homoerectus6953 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      whore of Babylon.lol

  • @Im0nlyHuman
    @Im0nlyHuman ปีที่แล้ว +240

    I’m a straight guy, but not a feminist. What’s gonna happen to me? 😭😭😭

  • @Narding5566
    @Narding5566 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    prove it...
    **Husband kneels at the drafting officer**

  • @exdestroyer9818
    @exdestroyer9818 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

    “Prove it”
    “Get it out then Daddy” *drops to knees*

  • @limbo576
    @limbo576 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    That recruiter is sadistic 💀

  • @I_Rove_Rice
    @I_Rove_Rice ปีที่แล้ว +581

    “There are two things women will always need men for: our semen and our jokes.” Eric Cartman

    • @rene3759
      @rene3759 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Semen you don't need all men nor do they need to be living you can freeze that and use invitro fertilisation. Also they are looking into reproduction by using women's bone marrow only. It'll take some time. But human beings have been making great biotechnology progress. Also women are great actresses, pretending to find men funny is girl 101 class.

    • @braindrain1787
      @braindrain1787 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@rene3759 damn Karen that’s fascinating but I don’t recall anyone asking

    • @JohnDoe-pc3uk
      @JohnDoe-pc3uk ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@rene3759 Ironically, in making such a dry and snooze-inducing comment, you further imply that women aren't funny.

    • @lucasemanuel5146
      @lucasemanuel5146 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@rene3759 i would agree with you but then there would be two idiots here, please illuminate me with your infinite wisdom
      FREEZE
      WHAT
      KAREN?
      And from where u think that thing came?

    • @Decliningsyndrome
      @Decliningsyndrome ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That supply of seamen will run out eventually without any men in the world

  • @hannahgendron7094
    @hannahgendron7094 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I don't think I've met a feminist who believes men should be drafted either

    • @hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195
      @hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195 ปีที่แล้ว

      you’re right we don’t cause war is a terrible thing. but it didnt stop us from joining it before

    • @bbailey3055
      @bbailey3055 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yup.

    • @laila5946
      @laila5946 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Let's send the bees to fight the wars.

    • @finnl6887
      @finnl6887 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I've met a couple. Flat out advocated for it actually. They're rare, but they exist

    • @hannahgendron7094
      @hannahgendron7094 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@laila5946 the idea is that if you can't convince enough people that a war is worth fighting, you shouldn't be going to war

  • @JustinSloan-ss1yf
    @JustinSloan-ss1yf 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    “Prove it” had me DYING 💀💀💀

  • @zeusmight69r22
    @zeusmight69r22 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "Prove it"
    "Alright then, toot that ass up"

  • @thealmightybucket5930
    @thealmightybucket5930 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    the feminism leaving my body when it comes to sacrificing myself for a country that doesn’t care about me 💃🕺👯‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️✨

    • @makibee2570
      @makibee2570 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      No see it's easy. Just be FOR feminism and AGAINST the draft entirely for everyone. Simple

    • @vcvcvc9216
      @vcvcvc9216 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ​@@makibee2570 yup, I want everyone to have equal rights, drafts are inhumane, doesn't matter the sex or gender.

    • @thealmightybucket5930
      @thealmightybucket5930 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@makibee2570 yeah i know lol, i was just joking around

    • @trunky37
      @trunky37 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well ofc you would, feminist only care about themselves. Men fight to protect their loved ones, men realise that in a world war situation (which it is in this short), even if their country is not in a immediate danger, it will soon be if an ennemy with a dangerous ideology is gaining more power and territory, that's why american men stormed normandy.

    • @redacted461
      @redacted461 ปีที่แล้ว

      The government doesn't care about anyone yet men are forced to fight and die on behalf of the elites. Typical dumb feminist take

  • @DocFeelGood4
    @DocFeelGood4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Draft eligibility was the biggest argument against women being allowed to vote. The argument being, “why should you have a say in determining the person that has the power to doom us to war, if you can’t be forced to then fight in that war.”? It’s a sound argument.

    • @echo8933
      @echo8933 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      sound until you realize the same people deciding the law about drafting are the ones deciding if women get to vote. Women weren't the ones to make the rules about the draft. Plus they were a huge help during WWII

    • @reneeboyd80
      @reneeboyd80 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@Echo Right, I don't get how people don't understand that. The educational system in america is trash.

    • @godessnerd
      @godessnerd ปีที่แล้ว

      Except MEN were deciding to keep women out of the military,like do research first please

  • @houstonsmitherman6888
    @houstonsmitherman6888 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The violin when he said prove it at the end killed me lol

  • @eondrache7786
    @eondrache7786 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Women should have had to join the draft a long ass time ago.

    • @bbailey3055
      @bbailey3055 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The draft shouldn’t of been a thing a long time ago

    • @mkg2124
      @mkg2124 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Both of you are right

    • @eradict
      @eradict ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@bbailey3055 Mhmm.

    • @mkg2124
      @mkg2124 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Raspian Kiado wtf does this comment even mean

    • @howdareyou720
      @howdareyou720 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well it's a clear meaning tbh

  • @adisappointedfbiagent449
    @adisappointedfbiagent449 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    “Are you gay?”
    “Yes!
    “Then I’m going to have to transfer you to our Navy recruitment officer.”

    • @dragonsword7370
      @dragonsword7370 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Navy Recruiter - "Why Hey ther future sailor! Welcome to the prolapse club!"

  • @dewaunwarren1
    @dewaunwarren1 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Plots Twist: they're both getting drafted he's just messing with them.

    • @batboy555
      @batboy555 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uncle Sam has your ass now.

    • @yoellopez82
      @yoellopez82 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brutal😅

  • @goddamnit
    @goddamnit ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fun fact! The Turkish military required extremely detailed and closeup proof if you claimed to be gay to avoid the mandatory military service (and no, only pictures or videos of BOTTOMING counted)

  • @mel2120
    @mel2120 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I think women should definitely be drafted. I think it’s so stupid when other women who claim to want equal rights are hypocritical like this.

    • @yuji165
      @yuji165 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They need to get past bootcamp first, oh wait; they can't and won't.

    • @mel2120
      @mel2120 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yuji165 that’s sexist as hell, there are already women in the military you know? Yeah some women are hypocrites and won’t want too but that doesn’t mean you can justify spewing your bullshit. Why are you trying to pick a fight with me? In 2021, women made up 17.3% of the active-duty force, totaling 231,741 members; and 21.4% of the National Guard and reserves at 171,000 members. The year before, women made up 17.2% of the active-duty force and 21.1% of the Guard and reserve. The amount of women voluntarily joining has consistently been rising since we have been allowed to do so. So what is your problem? Did your mommy not love you enough?

    • @enni4802
      @enni4802 ปีที่แล้ว

      In my country every men has to go to military at least for half a year, and women can also go if they want to.
      The feminists are the ones who are suggesting that it would be good that all women would HAVE to go to military, not only voluntarily.
      My point is that it's really just minority of feminists who only want good for women, it's just really loud minority.

    • @mel2120
      @mel2120 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@enni4802 I agree that if men are required to participate in the military women should be required too. In my country no one is forced to participate, it’s all voluntary. However I did say that if there was a draft, men and women alike should both be drafted. So I’m not sure what your comments purpose is, considering I never said anything that disagreed with your sentiment. I also never said anything about feminism, just that I believed in equal rights. I only clarify this bc I believe there are many women who use the term feminist to serve their own purpose, which quite often their purpose doesn’t seem to coincide with equal rights. Anyway, I do hope that we can both agree on this. Equal rights are necessary and should go both ways.

    • @cheekyftoro8962
      @cheekyftoro8962 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want equality but equality begins in the home. Studies have shown even when women work outside of the home the same amount as men they do more the childcare and housework. So if one partner is off fighting for the country dosent it make sense to send the one that on average consistently shows they can't handel work household duties and childcare.
      Men are far more likely to divorce their spouse if they get seriously ill or injured where women tend to stay and lookafter their spouse. Having a strong support system in the home to provide care has been shown to decrese recovery time and have better overall recovery. It also mean less public resources are needed to care for an individual.
      Women are also far more likely to lookafter a family member in need so this frees up healthcare workers for the war effort. Eg if the grandparents are being cared for at home that's less nurses needed to look after them in a home that could instead be focused on healing soldiers.
      Women are on average already the primary carers of children single mothers mothers that are primary carers so they have support systems and networks in place to help each other out. Most mothers already have a network of other mothers that can help care for their children while they work extra hours to support the war effort and they inturn help them with their children. Fathers are less likely to have those pre existing networks and are less likely to be the primary or sole carers of offspring.
      I am all for women being drafted when men step up and prove they can handel everything at home. As a feminists I want equality but I don't see a war draft as equal when we still dont have equality in everyday life. When we ask 2 people compromise should we be asking the person that is getting less in the deal already to give 1st or the person that has more?

  • @MatthewSauceda
    @MatthewSauceda ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Proud to have a feminist mom that actually believes in equality and would go to war if women were drafted, none of that double standards bs

    • @austinm3377
      @austinm3377 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Equal? So you were taught a lie

    • @snoopdoggthecertifiedg6777
      @snoopdoggthecertifiedg6777 ปีที่แล้ว

      Women and men aren't equal

    • @arandomsupra
      @arandomsupra ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You need a dictionary. In fact you have one in your hands right now.

    • @yung_maryoda
      @yung_maryoda ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@austinm3377 what? Feminism was created to protect women, and men rights? Feminism was created so that both genders are equal, not so that one exceeds the other.

    • @destr0yer462
      @destr0yer462 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      W mom

  • @deviantsid18
    @deviantsid18 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Prove it , followed by the music killed me

    • @walmartbargainbin
      @walmartbargainbin ปีที่แล้ว +1

      speaking of the music, does anyone know what song it is?

    • @stevenlefferts7591
      @stevenlefferts7591 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@walmartbargainbinI think I saw someone call it the red shirt theme

  • @jnl7196
    @jnl7196 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I ain’t gay but draft evasion is draft evasion

  • @adwhoodie
    @adwhoodie ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1 year of good quality sketches, luv you man ❤️

  • @purexmadness3021
    @purexmadness3021 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Next time a woman tries to fight me I’ll ask her “do you believe in equality?” And if she says yes I’m going to do it

    • @Diane_666
      @Diane_666 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you're not okay with compulsory army for men, then maybe fight against it? Create a better system? It's not feminists who created the army rules, so why is it our responsibility?

  • @sanchezzz69420
    @sanchezzz69420 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I loved that time a woman said angrily
    "I HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR!!! 😡"

  • @Neko_jita
    @Neko_jita 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Bro finna do that Gawk Gawk 3000

  • @treedoor
    @treedoor ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So many men have died attempting the TikTok challenge "Don't eat food until you laugh at a woman comedian"

  • @dave4172
    @dave4172 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Al is the only TH-camr that can put the comedy and funny tag on every video

  • @moist139
    @moist139 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Bro, everyone on earth is about to be drafted

  • @robotpirate9807
    @robotpirate9807 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    “Prove it.”
    “Come here big boy.”

  • @colonelyogurt08816
    @colonelyogurt08816 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I feel like this guy hasn't been cancelled yet because he doesn't give enough shits to be affected

  • @BlueGameBoy1
    @BlueGameBoy1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When the drafter asked
    "Prove it."
    How are you gonna prove it.☠️

  • @Tanzo_Adzuki
    @Tanzo_Adzuki ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Yes”
    “Prove it”
    *5 years later*
    “And that’s how I met your father”

  • @PrayingPanda
    @PrayingPanda 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That lip twitch when he said "female comedian" was perfect.
    She knew where it was going and was powerless to stop it.

  • @LokiViben
    @LokiViben ปีที่แล้ว +15

    As soon as he said are you gay I new where it was going 😂😂

  • @SaltSeagull
    @SaltSeagull ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Equal rights equal fights

  • @kilitoro9838
    @kilitoro9838 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    A true homie always helps his homies in any way.

  • @siema14123
    @siema14123 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I treat women who say they dont need no man like kids who say they dont need their parents. They both realize the truth too late

  • @Baracurava
    @Baracurava ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Goddamn, first my uncle, now the drafter

  • @WHATISF3AR
    @WHATISF3AR ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Draft the toxic feminists first😂

  • @foxknifefynn6865
    @foxknifefynn6865 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "prove it"
    *pulls pants down*

  • @TrumpIsTheRootOfAllEvil
    @TrumpIsTheRootOfAllEvil 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I had a really close relationship with a woman once. Let's just say, it ended poorly. We spent a decade not talking, but I thought about her a lot and wanted her in my life again. Not romantically or sexually, just there. I finally got it.
    The other day, she came at me with some feminist bullshit and I ended the relationship IMMEDIATELY. Eff all that shit.

  • @Paytri0t
    @Paytri0t ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Women should absolutely be drafted
    Equal rights equal fights

    • @justbg
      @justbg ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bruh they fought to go to war. This was something they made happen. Starting in WW1 they protested and fought to be able to join the men in fighting for their country. Since WW2 there hasn't been a mandatory draft whether for men or for women.

    • @rugalbernstein5913
      @rugalbernstein5913 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@justbgthey protested and fought to join the men? Is that why the white feather movement happened?

    • @JamesDaniel-xw4sm
      @JamesDaniel-xw4sm ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@justbg Wrong, Women did not "fight" but served for logistics and medics for the wounded. Never saw a picture of a Women in the trenches of WW1. Your also forgetting the draft during the Korean and Vietnam War. Women were only just allowed to serve in combat roles since like 2015.

    • @tezismith8795
      @tezismith8795 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      or maybe: nobody should be drafted, because drafting is inherently restricting one's freedoms?

    • @rugalbernstein5913
      @rugalbernstein5913 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tezismith8795 gotta start somewhere if gender equality's going to reach that front. People have been trying to get it abolished for years to no avail, and the closest we would've come to getting it done would've been in removing the gendered language of the selective service so that everyone would've been applicable within age group, which would then naturally have led to outrage, one way or the other, over women being included in that, which would have forced a total abolition of the draft for everyone if they wanted to disallow it for women again because of the non-gendered language change.
      ...only problem is that some idiotic conservative politicians started a 'don't draft our daughters' campaign and got the bill to fail the vote.
      It's never treated as a concern of being anti-freedom until it affects women, and that goes for a lot of issues men face.

  • @donny6775
    @donny6775 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The worst part is when they draft prior service members back from retirement. Fuck, that's gonna be one hell of a mess.

    • @theaboveaveragejoeshow8425
      @theaboveaveragejoeshow8425 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats if your IRR (inactive ready reserve) time hasn’t ended yet. Mine ended in like 2020 or 2021. I cant be drafted.

    • @ben11628
      @ben11628 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theaboveaveragejoeshow8425 but you can

  • @miriga3927
    @miriga3927 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Guys forgot the actual quote… I don’t need no man, in my pants/j

    • @wraithreaper22
      @wraithreaper22 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Literally no one says that

    • @jeremiassandstrom2874
      @jeremiassandstrom2874 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was this back in the 3rd wave of feminism? I'm just asking cause we're in like the 8th now so it's probably outdated.

  • @Burkery373
    @Burkery373 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    bro could legit be an actor

  • @khl2445
    @khl2445 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    actually good writting and acting
    props man, you get my snobby approval

  • @NightmareSR
    @NightmareSR ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Prove it”
    Well either way he’s gonna be getting loads shot at him.

  • @RecoveringLoLAddict
    @RecoveringLoLAddict ปีที่แล้ว +7

    And that's how you get tricked into the Navy draft.

  • @dintertainment3738
    @dintertainment3738 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    the reason men do the fighting is the difference between what happens if a male and female get captured