I do not understand the "VICE used to go to North Korea" argument in every comment section. News publications have never focused on one time or topic. It's important to cover multiple areas to attract a more varied audience. I do agree that some of vices best works have been in the past. But they're still producing good journalism to this day. In the past 2 weeks they've spoken to family businesses and how they've coped in the crisis, they've met with people involved in England's underground rave scene, and interviewed people like Anthony Fauci, and Maxine Waters. It seems like people are just seeking a reason to complain about something they're not actually invested in, or have ever been invested in.
Yeah reporting is not some game where u go after what is considered "rad" by some of its viewers it has to cover everything & reveal the truth as it is...not to push a narrative or opinion piece..not that it should not be done but that's not the only definition of media as some consider it to be
iamtheoceaniamthesea the way he got pressed over someone telling him his opinion on a snail video is wrong. Like I’m gonna take an insult from someone with a default pfp that won’t even show their face 🥱 smells like insecurity to me
I'm so excited to find something like this on the internet. Perfectly documented. A race between snails. Just amazing. This is what the world needs right now
Dude, I totally thought that when I clicked on this link that I had a better chance of being Rickrolled than this being a real thing. Algorithm is working for me today!
I tried snail racing once. I got the snail shipped to me direct, and he and I got along great. For aerodynamics, I carefully removed his snail, but that just made him sluggish.
This was fun. I kinda wish he found a snail and trained him up, and came back for redemption. Would have made for a truly epic episode. I'll be waiting for part 2 now that I have given out the recipe of the next "TH-cam Video of the Year" 🤨
We used to race snails in primary school - we'd paint numbers on their shells in tipex and bet on them with the food in our lunchboxes. It was great fun, until the teachers decided to shut it down because it encouraged gambling. My year head made me take my shoebox of thoroughbreds to the school garden and release them one by one under her watchful eyes.
"I like to challenge myself because i want to be a legend." Hahahahhhahahahhha I mean, i just hit a 86 on bop it... that would make a good episode too. Or Simon...
Please tell me this is a thing in Canada because I'm leaving everything behind to go train snails for the rest of my life. I've never heard something more perfect for me.
The internet becomes dumber and dumber. This video proves that it isn't possible to create entertainment from every topic that exists. There're some limits to everything.
not really cuz not everything needs to be some bad heartbreaking news like biggest underground child sex traffic found in thailand or some heated political debate over some new problem thats arose its good to see entertainment be dumb sometimes due to the world bein such a fucked up place instead of worrying about another black being shot by a cop or another 2000 cases of covid its good to see something as light hearted and dumb to just take a breathe from it all like a family and a random dude racing snails
@@El_Pimpin_Shizz a m e n ✌🏻 t h a n k y o u ☮️ i raced snails AND worms when i was a kid all the time.... AGAINST MYSELF....never heard of anyone as weird as me in this area so i was actually THRILLED to see this....and the fact it's by @Vice too?! PHUCKING PHENOMENAL and I am grateful and feel less alone ♥️
@@El_Pimpin_Shizz Actually I am more inclined to believe that information should have quality and some level of enrichment of our lives. Besides, dose is very important as everything can become medice or venom even on the level of information "ingested" by us.
If the channel doesn't pin me, I'll snail right outta here
The squeaky wheel gets the grease! Haha.
Bruh you get pinned
good job m8 lol let's see if u get unpinned 😅📍
@@310BPM the squeaky wheel may get the grease but sooner or later the quacking duck gets shot.
Thirsty as hell. Someone get this man a cup of attention.
Vice is the only channel where it’s completely normal to find a video about bombed villages in Syria right next to a video about Snail Racing.
The world is a fascinating place, which I'd say they do a good job of showing.
I do not understand the "VICE used to go to North Korea" argument in every comment section. News publications have never focused on one time or topic. It's important to cover multiple areas to attract a more varied audience. I do agree that some of vices best works have been in the past. But they're still producing good journalism to this day. In the past 2 weeks they've spoken to family businesses and how they've coped in the crisis, they've met with people involved in England's underground rave scene, and interviewed people like Anthony Fauci, and Maxine Waters. It seems like people are just seeking a reason to complain about something they're not actually invested in, or have ever been invested in.
I think I'm more or less going to copy and paste this comment in the future when people make these sort of arguments. Well said
Melophobia is one of the best albums ever made
THANK YOU! I want to scream STFU and unsubscribe! At those stupid comments
Thank you for this comment. Wholeheartedly agree!
Yeah reporting is not some game where u go after what is considered "rad" by some of its viewers it has to cover everything & reveal the truth as it is...not to push a narrative or opinion piece..not that it should not be done but that's not the only definition of media as some consider it to be
That snail is faster than my WiFi
Why are you guys being so mean, this video is so wholesome
Donnell Okafor it’s okay that you’re wrong I understand not everyone can be satisfied with snail racing. Maybe try harder tho
@Donnell Okafor wtf m8, a bit uncalled for
iamtheoceaniamthesea the way he got pressed over someone telling him his opinion on a snail video is wrong. Like I’m gonna take an insult from someone with a default pfp that won’t even show their face 🥱 smells like insecurity to me
Donnell Okafor pressed over a snail video. go outside.
😂😂
I pretty sure i see this guy before in some movie, like the transporter
Yeah he looks familiar.
Lol no thats not Jason Bourne
@@leroyanderson1421 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Can't tell if your joking or you rlly don't know, but either way I'm dying 🤣
@@leroyanderson1421 it's Jason Statham bro not borne
Lenny Anderson no he meant the other dude!!! Jason statham? He really looks like him 🤣
VICE then: go to North Korea make documentaries
VICE now: Snail racing.
fucking true vice is getting worse and worse
But we have Taji now
This is literally the most commented thing on Vice videos. I'm tired.
Tom, I'm going to tell my children stories of your adventures and accolades. Legend you will be!!
I wanna see more of this guy he was one of the funnier guys I've seen on vice
I thought he was gonna eat them or squeal worse than a female. I'm kinda disappointed.
“Oh look there’s one”
“That’s more of a worm”
“Oh, you’re right”
😂😂😂
Should have sprinkled some adderal on some lettuce, give that snail some nos
A snail without an eye is called a snal
No, it's called a snail. There is no *eye* in snail.
Clip the _S_ to shorten the nail.
Pls stahp
@@kygodragon4782spell "I"
Somehow, I knew that this peculiarity of a pastime couldn't be anything other than British.
This is the wholesome content I didn't know I needed right now.
How could you not like this? I got lots of smiles out of it!😄
never seen a guy with a beard higher than his nose
I'm so excited to find something like this on the internet. Perfectly documented. A race between snails. Just amazing. This is what the world needs right now
"high altitude training"
am deaddd 🤣
Remember when vice used to interview gangs and sneak into north korea?
*i will tell my kids this was Turbo.*
One of the best videos yet, vice.
I was raising snails until they started to smell.
Well if he was soooo terrified he wouldn't be holding it like that
This is really enjoyable 2. Watch 1st thing in the morning. Like easy on the brain
I scrolled & scrolled and can't believe I haven't read any SpongeBob reference yet!
Well I've had my wholesome cup filled for the day!
Dude, I totally thought that when I clicked on this link that I had a better chance of being Rickrolled than this being a real thing. Algorithm is working for me today!
You literally held that nastiest looking snail right above your mouth... I think you're cured bro.
I tried snail racing once. I got the snail shipped to me direct, and he and I got along great. For aerodynamics, I carefully removed his snail, but that just made him sluggish.
This was fun. I kinda wish he found a snail and trained him up, and came back for redemption. Would have made for a truly epic episode. I'll be waiting for part 2 now that I have given out the recipe of the next "TH-cam Video of the Year" 🤨
The things I could do for a living that my HS Guidance Counselor didn't tell me about.
@Donnell Okafor Impressive. So, how long did it take for you to come up with that seriously disturbed little zinger?
@Donnell Okafor Oh! TROLL! Silly me. Have fun in the basement.
This guy looks like every alcoholic sitting on a bench drinking a 2l bottle of cider.
Hahaha I used to race snails a lot when i was i child 🐌🐌🐌
We used to race snails in primary school - we'd paint numbers on their shells in tipex and bet on them with the food in our lunchboxes. It was great fun, until the teachers decided to shut it down because it encouraged gambling. My year head made me take my shoebox of thoroughbreds to the school garden and release them one by one under her watchful eyes.
"I like to challenge myself because i want to be a legend." Hahahahhhahahahhha
I mean, i just hit a 86 on bop it... that would make a good episode too. Or Simon...
Turbo has entered the chat
Full time professional snail racer? Thats a title i would kill for...
I don’t understand why none of them named a snail turbo, such a missed opportunity
Vice has been Buzzfeed with drugs for a while now and I feel like this guy is the product of one too many episodes on ketamine.
Don't take 4:50 out of context 😂
"I took him up the hill, for some high altitude training"
Mom: You can be whatever you sant
Me:
Is it impolite at this point to mention garlic butter lol...
That high cheek facial hair is impressive
Johnny sins now being a snail racer. Life is complete.
That’s my boi turbo 💨🐌
Enjoyed the race , his beard taking half of is face though 😂😂
Meanwhile, here I am thinking that my life is dull.
Please tell me this is a thing in Canada because I'm leaving everything behind to go train snails for the rest of my life. I've never heard something more perfect for me.
"That's uh, that's more of a worm than a snail."
this is so wholesome
If u want to get an adrenaline rush. Become a professional snail racer.😂🤣
Throw some salt on those bad boys
On this episode of the TH-cam algorithm at 3am
Hail Mollusca!
Tom, you’ve totally won me over.
The snails smashing is the icing on the cake
I can't find my snail , help me ! Okay, where did you see it last? Over there, next to that spilled salt container.
This is one of the most intense videos I’ve ever seen in my life
Donnell Okafor maybe you’re just boring
we got a runner.
Immy fast as hell
The turbo movie real wow
Snail rhymes with Mail... Coincidence? *YES*
Playback speed 0.25x for this video
Bro SHAVE THOSE CHEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Behave Hector ! At least not infront of the kids
Is there a tortoise racing competition?
There is, isn't there...
These videos are brilliant
love this series
Wow what a career change.
This man looks like Jason Statham's nephew
Still to this day I feel bad for pouring salt on a snail as a lil kid .
What did I just watch?
The snail gonna take your money
Somehow I was waiting to watch video covering racing snails.
I love this guy's playing snail game 👍👍👍
I thought this was a filthy frank video for a sec
Vice. Your doing it again
Sloooooww dooooown.
You're Legend building Too quickly.
I will step on da snails 🐌
youtube really think they can give me ads closed this video and re opened 5 times
You should have included a timer for the races! Also, I'm surprised that "Neymar" didn't just fall over for no reason.
The internet becomes dumber and dumber.
This video proves that it isn't possible to create entertainment from every topic that exists. There're some limits to everything.
not really cuz not everything needs to be some bad heartbreaking news like biggest underground child sex traffic found in thailand or some heated political debate over some new problem thats arose its good to see entertainment be dumb sometimes due to the world bein such a fucked up place instead of worrying about another black being shot by a cop or another 2000 cases of covid its good to see something as light hearted and dumb to just take a breathe from it all like a family and a random dude racing snails
@@El_Pimpin_Shizz a m e n ✌🏻 t h a n k y o u ☮️ i raced snails AND worms when i was a kid all the time.... AGAINST MYSELF....never heard of anyone as weird as me in this area so i was actually THRILLED to see this....and the fact it's by @Vice too?! PHUCKING PHENOMENAL and I am grateful and feel less alone ♥️
@@El_Pimpin_Shizz Actually I am more inclined to believe that information should have quality and some level of enrichment of our lives. Besides, dose is very important as everything can become medice or venom even on the level of information "ingested" by us.
@@El_Pimpin_Shizz I just don't value in this particular information. But, you know, there're always someone who does.
The suspense must be intense!
So Turbo is based on real life? Crazy.
Buzzfeed level content
i didn't know that there is such a thing as a snail race hehe.
You are scared of snails, you're a legend 🤘
I'm to baked for snail races my word
@Donnell Okafor work at a despensary so take that young minded.
I assume you take these snail races seriously?
Afraid of a snail for its way of moving? You mean it's really 'creepy'?
Still more trophies than Tottenham Hotspur
why does this remind me of filthyfrank's lobster race?
also, the vid by frank:
th-cam.com/video/cLqSPKL5JPE/w-d-xo.html
Escargot sounds good right now
Hector Shellerin 🔥😂
And JUST when I was thinking Vice no longer made serious content . . .
Edit: is nobody fucking donkeys nowadays?
this is why i subscribed
What did I just watch
5:30 - This has to be said: Do *not* do that, kids. You don't want to end up like Sam Ballard here:
cnn.it/31t2C0G
I loved this :)
Hector is the real winner
Tom, what are you doing with your existence?