This is one of your most hilarious videos! The fact that two games got a .5 out of 10 really cracked me up. Your jokes about the white bird spreading its legs,your facial expressions,the rage...priceless. Actually,every second of this video is pure gold.
It's totally understandable. The minute you said they collectively get a 1 out of 10, I just knew these games truly pissed you off,yet you pressed on for our entertainment. You sir,are a trooper. :)
I actually owned and played that Dalmatians game as a kid, it's the main reason why I still go to therapy. Aaaanyway, you should review Theme Park World I loved that game.
"Collectively they get a one, which means idi fucking vidually the get point fucking 5 out of fucking 10" that will never get old, easily the funniest part of this video.
Cavemen Rock from the looks of it looks like a Bust-A-Move clone. You are right that it's not 1/10 worthy and more aligned to handhelds, but still it sounds like something not completely shit. Phoenix Games can already go to hell, oh wait, they went bankrupt and closed in 2009. Hope their ashes stay there. Ditto The Code Monkeys (the main "developer" for most of the Dingo Pictures productions).
I actually love Dinosaur Adventure. but then, Dingo Productions is a guilty pleasure of mine. ... yes, I am wierd. All my friends are wary when I recommend a movie.
My group in my Multimedia Productions class used the "yee" clip in our kung-fu movie while I sampled the "yee" remix video for the post-fight victory music, so at least Dinosaur Adventure was useful for something.
Nice episode! I also have Cinderella made by Pheonix games, which I'm more than happy to give you. The animation is *slightly* better than Hellmations 3 and Dinosaur World, and the audio is actually audible, but still gives you a shitty story with cringe-worthy dialogue. It cost me $3 at Cash Converters and I still feel ripped off.
I thought this logo looked familiar so I scanned through my PS2 collection and I actually have a Phoenix game! It's called 'Crazy Golf' and from what I remember it was the most generic game I ever played!
I watched Caddicarus' review on Dalmatians 3. That's how I found out about Phoenix Games. I'm so glad I never played any of their games. I saw Snow White and the Seven Clever Boys and it looked bad. One of the kids had a black face as in those big lips racist people would put on picture of black people, or something like that.
lmddhumour Haha, I figure most people would also watch his videos and that's the reason why I don't want to do games that he has already done i.e. Croc and Destruction Derby 2, Tomb Raider etc. :P
I want to mention that these games are officially licensed by Sony and were made for the PS2. How they were able to do this behind Sony and Disney’s backs are beyond me. Disney ESPECIALLY. And with Dalmatians 3, the characters on the box art never appear in the “game.” It’s a complete and utter lie.
Awesome review, dude. What music did you use in this video? The only music I recognise are the Crash Bandicoot tracks Blizzard Bluff and Bye Bye Blimps/Mad Bombers.
my favourite parts that made me laugh my ass of were 1 when the menu for air raid 3 was silent then you started the game and the music was super loud 2 right after about the pheonix live network
my question is how does that creepy white bird know when he sleeps and what he gets up to and I would like it if she stops showing it all that bird is out right creepy its a bird version of santa
We should round up the developers, hold them at gunpoint and make them play the games they made, then look us in the eye and try to tell us that they think any of it is good.
Is anyone besides me reminded of Caddicarus when watching this guy?....OMG....JAK, YOU AND CADDY SHOULD COLLAB TOGETHER! It'll probably shoot that Subscriber count up to the moon and I think you 2 would be so great together Edit: I wrote this comment before even starting the video so no I did not expect him to mention Caddy
A fellow named DXFan619 actually reviewed those games (where I actually first heard of Phoenix Games and Dingo Pictures from) and tore them apart (mostly ripped Dalmatians 2/Dalmatians 3 and Animal Soccer World (which he considers Animal Soccer World the worst game he had ever played and seen) apart, along with London Cab Challenge, a cheap ripoff of Crazy Taxi). And by god, Phoenix games just plain sucks.
The Angry Video Game Nerd needs to start here if he runs out of old console games. As a die hard AVGN fan, I can't help wondering that if he checks out these games, he;ll probably say that LJN was better than this. XD
![[OLD] Peter Pan by PHOENIX GAMES - Caddicarus ft. I Hate Everything](/img/n.gif)
Phoenix "Games" has a cool logo and... that's about it.
It's pretty meh.
Yeah they even fucked that up.
Phoenix Games a LJN of this generation..................
+gabriel tiger German LJN.
You aren't wrong.
Both are a shit load of fuck.
Colin12475 yep
Ahh yes. Laughing Joking Numbnuts.
5:38
don't have a heart attack LMAO
***** But it's fucking pissing me off! :D
+Square Eyed Jak SHITTY FUCKING MANASS
+jerimiahisaiah He almost gave me a heart attack!
Seems like they put more effort into the back cover descriptions than the games themselves.
beatnu3000 The Air Raid 3 one is my favourite, "will stun even the most experienced gamers." xD
Looks like this Phoenix isn't rising. Thank you I'll be here all week
Mysterious N (btw I'm a dude) Still better than anything I come up with xP
I have Son of the Lion King.
That's a Phoenix game.
Yee
+ManDude :I feel sorry for you since you actually own one of those dreadful "games".
This is one of your most hilarious videos! The fact that two games got a .5 out of 10 really cracked me up. Your jokes about the white bird spreading its legs,your facial expressions,the rage...priceless. Actually,every second of this video is pure gold.
***** Well thanks, I'm not a fan of giving games 3.5, 7.5, 9.5 etc. But I had to make an exception for these :D
It's totally understandable. The minute you said they collectively get a 1 out of 10, I just knew these games truly pissed you off,yet you pressed on for our entertainment. You sir,are a trooper. :)
***** You're welcome! :D
"shitty fckin man ass " best line xd
Apparently this was released for 20 Australia Dollars un Fing acceptable
Do they exist?
I THOUGHT THEY WERE URBAN LEGRNDS
I actually owned and played that Dalmatians game as a kid, it's the main reason why I still go to therapy. Aaaanyway, you should review Theme Park World I loved that game.
"Collectively they get a one, which means idi fucking vidually the get point fucking 5 out of fucking 10" that will never get old, easily the funniest part of this video.
How many people think not only is this guy hilarious, but also that Dinosaur Adventure would be better if Tio's parents DID eat him for dinner?
11:04 he looks more like an alien from the future.
8:56 Did you notice losing (on the game box) is spelled wrong?
Adam Plenty Had I noticed that, I probably would have torn this game a new asshole :D
12:33
WTF DID I JUST WATCH THIS PART?!😂😂
Cavemen Rock from the looks of it looks like a Bust-A-Move clone. You are right that it's not 1/10 worthy and more aligned to handhelds, but still it sounds like something not completely shit.
Phoenix Games can already go to hell, oh wait, they went bankrupt and closed in 2009. Hope their ashes stay there. Ditto The Code Monkeys (the main "developer" for most of the Dingo Pictures productions).
Wow, I’m not one bit surprised by that considering they made the Simpsons Skateboarding
wasn't expecting a direct mention to the legend that is Caddy. but yeah, he's the reason i know about this company.
I like how the box says "continous" rather than "continuous" xD
I actually had Dinosaur adventure when I was a kid! I didn't like it.
bigbangbot Really? How could you not like this masterpiece? :D
YEE
Wyatt Peek & knuckles such an old meme
YEEEEY
Oh Dingo Pictures, even when I'm not watching Phelous, you continue to haunt me.
MotoraceGP is essentially Phoenix's take on Hang On, I guess. The mono music, color-changing speedometer, and man ass make the game a perfect package.
I have never felt so sorry for a person in my life before.
this is where yee comes from
Have you played Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing? if not, you HAVE TO.
omg the reversing hahaha
I swear that Dinofucks adventure or whatever it's called is the reason why that "Yee" Dinosaur meme exists.
stoney0503 It is too :P
Square Eyed Jak I noticed the similarities in the animation. :P
10:00 i would say 'bust a move' actually
yee
VeldinGamer EXTRA I didn't get this at first but now I do :D
YEE
LJN : AVGN
Blast : Tennings
Phoenix : Square Eyed Jak
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DO A COLABORATION!!!!!
I actually love Dinosaur Adventure. but then, Dingo Productions is a guilty pleasure of mine.
... yes, I am wierd. All my friends are wary when I recommend a movie.
7:40 THEY'RE AILERON ROLLS! XD
Just curious, but how many f#$@s were in this video?
+KruelKoopa The Kool No idea, would you like to check??? Or anyone?
+Square Eyed Jak I'll check.
20... makes sense why the f#$@ counter wasn't brought up.
My group in my Multimedia Productions class used the "yee" clip in our kung-fu movie while I sampled the "yee" remix video for the post-fight victory music, so at least Dinosaur Adventure was useful for something.
5:23 to this day this is one of the best jokes of this channel
noone ever mentions how almost all these games are ported from the vhs' that came first
So was the F You already on the box or did you write that?
now I know where the yee meme comes from
Couldnt stop laughing
Bniper S Then my work here is done, glad you liked it! :D
Square Eyed Jak try replying now if not im contacting youtube
Da Hawk I can like that but not normally :P
ok i got it workking
+Square Eyed Jak Not done yet. Since Caddicarus just did Snow White and the 7 Clever Boys, it is your turn!
Nice episode!
I also have Cinderella made by Pheonix games, which I'm more than happy to give you. The animation is *slightly* better than Hellmations 3 and Dinosaur World, and the audio is actually audible, but still gives you a shitty story with cringe-worthy dialogue.
It cost me $3 at Cash Converters and I still feel ripped off.
I saw that. It was pretty terrible.
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
You found it at CASHIES?
wow. That new intro is impressive.
imagine playing Phoenix games in a Saw movie, where Jigsaw forces you to play them
After I saw this and Cube eyed jak I went out got me a wii( since its backwards compatable), some games, and a controller. It's amazing
Foodster Gaming Nice! :D
So phoenix are kinda like the ps2 generations LJN games? And great video. Seeing you rip apart terrible games is always a good laugh!
irishONgaming Haha, a change of pace from all the 7's I give :D
What u like about it n what made u motivated to keep making more videos...?:-)
Ricky Silva I've always enjoyed doing it and I love talking to heaps of great people and creating stuff! :D
Yee
That intro always gets me 😂
I thought this logo looked familiar so I scanned through my PS2 collection and I actually have a Phoenix game! It's called 'Crazy Golf' and from what I remember it was the most generic game I ever played!
TheSEMAJ1117 That sounds like a Phoenix Game, poor you though, your greatest fears turned into a reality :D
review snow white and the seven clever boys.
Complete with bad songwriting and racist characters in a 2007 game.
BracketNeutron37 TV yep. The guy that made the game is going to hell, Evan the mediator.
Narrator my bad..
Charles Hays But the company died in 2009.
BracketNeutron37 TV i can tell. Two reasons.
12:31 what the hell was that animation
free "deenos" for everyone
0.5/10 is too good for them.
0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001/10
You should do movie licensed games, this video was awesome!
***** A lot of people have said that, thanks :D
@@SquareEyedJak there is some shitty games from french movies like "bienvenue chez les chtis" , I would love to see you review them 😂
@@jonathanhuguet1521is it English
Losing a race on fucking easy!!!!
That kill me😂😂😂
Me too
Square eye jak you are amazing dude keep up the good work.
Ian Woods Cheers dude! :D
I watched Caddicarus' review on Dalmatians 3. That's how I found out about Phoenix Games. I'm so glad I never played any of their games. I saw Snow White and the Seven Clever Boys and it looked bad. One of the kids had a black face as in those big lips racist people would put on picture of black people, or something like that.
Hilarious review jak! Had me laughing and I need to buy these games! It's funny cuz I watch your vids and caddicarus.
lmddhumour Haha, I figure most people would also watch his videos and that's the reason why I don't want to do games that he has already done i.e. Croc and Destruction Derby 2, Tomb Raider etc. :P
lmddhumour 🤣
I want to mention that these games are officially licensed by Sony and were made for the PS2. How they were able to do this behind Sony and Disney’s backs are beyond me. Disney ESPECIALLY. And with Dalmatians 3, the characters on the box art never appear in the “game.” It’s a complete and utter lie.
I don’t get how they could get away with it
Awesome review, dude. What music did you use in this video? The only music I recognise are the Crash Bandicoot tracks Blizzard Bluff and Bye Bye Blimps/Mad Bombers.
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5:32
14:33
Thanx mate
Bro you are very funny and a great new version of the modern Angry Video Game Nerd!
Since James won't revue modern releases lol thank you
my favourite parts that made me laugh my ass of were 1 when the menu for air raid 3 was silent then you started the game and the music was super loud 2 right after about the pheonix live network
Here in Germany some of the Games have 2 ratings: Game copy 1: USK 6 and a Other copy of the Game USK 12
This is some deep ****!
So is that dinosaur game where the Yee thing came from?
my question is how does that creepy white bird know when he sleeps and what he gets up to and I would like it if she stops showing it all that bird is out right creepy its a bird version of santa
Hilarious video! You even got 19 Fucks in this video. Ba-DING!
Who's watching this in 2021?
Me I am
0:20 ebays response to packages not arriving on time
Spyro a heroes tail my personal favourite game
Id rather play enter the dragonfly
+Jonqen lil
+Colby McCain lol
But I like enter the dragonfly x) (Because im fucked up I guess)
A dragons tail was to different from the first games for my taste
omg bro i almost died of laughter with the air raid 3 review xD bro you are a master
+Alcatraz “Alctraz2014” Marmolejo Haha thanks mate :D
Have u played star fox adventures...?
Ricky Silva No, not yet :P
MOAR PHOENIX GAMES REVIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well least I'm not the only one who bought Dalmatians 3 because of Caddy
"I only bought it because of his review. DAFUQ IS WRONG WITH ME!?"
lel I can relate on so many levels...
PrimeVinyl I'm bad for it, years of watching bad games getting reviewed and all I want it to play them :P
Square Eyed Jak me too, i just bought dbz kinect the other day
Dbz Kinect is a horrible game, lol.
We should round up the developers, hold them at gunpoint and make them play the games they made, then look us in the eye and try to tell us that they think any of it is good.
He reminds me of AVGN
the fact that you made a harry potter reference is what now makes you my favorite reveiwer! could ya maybe reveiw the ps2 verions of the games?
Did you live in Australia?
Is anyone besides me reminded of Caddicarus when watching this guy?....OMG....JAK, YOU AND CADDY SHOULD COLLAB TOGETHER! It'll probably shoot that Subscriber count up to the moon and I think you 2 would be so great together
Edit: I wrote this comment before even starting the video so no I did not expect him to mention Caddy
2:54 4:10 11:16 Mah boi Dingo Pictures style
A fellow named DXFan619 actually reviewed those games (where I actually first heard of Phoenix Games and Dingo Pictures from) and tore them apart (mostly ripped Dalmatians 2/Dalmatians 3 and Animal Soccer World (which he considers Animal Soccer World the worst game he had ever played and seen) apart, along with London Cab Challenge, a cheap ripoff of Crazy Taxi). And by god, Phoenix games just plain sucks.
You and caddicarus are awesome
+Erran Boyle-O'Brien Haha thanks :D
My little brother shares the name with the young dinosaur. Theo. Needless to say I like him as much as I like the game.
9:59 Or it's Puzzle Bobble. It's just a Puzzle Bobble clone. Aka: Bust-A-Move.
though they did put an original twist with the dinos and special abilities.
Awesome intro!
I am actually from the country were these games were made so i got the original voice actors in my version xD
+DarkturtleX Lucky, or not really :D
NOT AT AAAAALL XD
The Cave Man Rock box art was actually stolen from another game called Rock Blast for the Wii and DS. Shameless, but hey, it's Phoenix Games
+spasticpaintbrush I didn't know that, fuck :P
8:09 2003 Be like
+josephthemaster145 haha :D
Caveman rocks is like a upsidedown version of bust a move
jack reply i want to see if i fixed it
Plz plz do a QNA
Great ending
Andrew LeGlue Cheers! :D
ah phoenix game the only great thing you ever did was make this hilarious video possible.
Futurama PS2 review
A Van Norman YES! I'VE WANTED TO DO THAT FOR SO LONG! :D
The Angry Video Game Nerd needs to start here if he runs out of old console games. As a die hard AVGN fan, I can't help wondering that if he checks out these games, he;ll probably say that LJN was better than this. XD
7:27 I've got the HI-score for this game. Not the High score
Michael Vt I know right, so fucked over! :D
12:40 *yee* confirmed
i laugh so hard at the 2 times the volium ws off the turned off
Phoenix Games makes the CD-I games look like Jim Lee made it.
There can't be worse games than Year of the Dragon.