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  • @halfmanhalfmetal
    @halfmanhalfmetal 9 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Shitburger the werewolf nearly killed me.

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      1:36

    • @kd4pba
      @kd4pba 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm glad you are ok

    • @artoodiitoo
      @artoodiitoo 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      At burgershit, we're doing you more

  • @billgueltig6136
    @billgueltig6136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    After 9 years this thing still makes me laugh . I got fired from a fast food place by spelling out shit burgers with the letters on their markee sign. It was worth it because the next we were open like 4 hours before anyone noticed it

  • @noisepuppet
    @noisepuppet  12 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    The sound quality on the source was so bad that I was afraid no one would be able to hear these awesome lyrics.

  • @jx866mashups
    @jx866mashups 12 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    The funny thing is, that awkward pause with the MEAT is exactly the same in the original ad. The music just stops as if to emphasise the importance of the meat reveal.

  • @AussieEvil
    @AussieEvil 12 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    I hate it when a quartet of singers shove video of me out of the way.

    • @orlandowordsmith6208
      @orlandowordsmith6208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well I mean they're playing up their assault and battery so I guess it was to be expected.

    • @scarymonsters524
      @scarymonsters524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I hate this new capitalist dystopia where when they detect that I need to purchase something, my entire house is taken from me and I'm suddenly placed in the Party Duplex Mega-Mall

    • @kd4pba
      @kd4pba 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pretty sure they have more of what your looking for.

  • @finkemon9
    @finkemon9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I grew up in the 70s. EVERYTHING was "shit brown".

  • @MustraOrdo
    @MustraOrdo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "You'll find the rapist too
    RRRR Raping you."
    What a steal!

  • @StormMartinEBFG
    @StormMartinEBFG 12 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    "We've got saag paneer" is simply brilliant.

  • @K_Bone
    @K_Bone 11 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Sony made the most horrible tuna fish during those times.

    • @Appleboy78165
      @Appleboy78165 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah, the build quality really went south.

    • @starbreaker9825
      @starbreaker9825 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Quite literally.

    • @BernardChelgren
      @BernardChelgren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's why I opted for the Stoats while avoiding Shitburger the Werewolf

  • @SLiPPeRY_aCTioN
    @SLiPPeRY_aCTioN 12 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    shit burger the werewolf, thats some of the funniest shit i've ever heard

  • @BossDrSample
    @BossDrSample 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "I NEED A STOATS!"

    • @smacktard7440
      @smacktard7440 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      shitburger the werewolf ate my stoat :(

    • @Wavemaninawe
      @Wavemaninawe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      NO STOATS!!!

    • @sheikyerbuti
      @sheikyerbuti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Korvette's has more of what you're looking for... Korvette's [There's more] has more [in store] of what [for you at] you're looking for... Korvette's [There's more] has more [in store] of what [for you at] you're looking for... Korvette's [There's more] has more [in store] of what [for you at] you're looking for... Korvette's [There's more] has more [in store] of what [for you at]"

  • @ernestcruz6316
    @ernestcruz6316 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I'm actually a few years older than Noisepuppet, and I absolutely love these videos. I mean, Shitburger the werewolf? Good God, I was laughing at that for more than five minutes straight! Add me to the list of people who wish he'd start doing YTPs again. He doesn't have to make it a regular thing, just one every few months or so. I know he still checks out various stuff by DaThings1 and other people, so he's around. Anyway, thanks for all the great content Noisepuppet!

    • @FounderOfPartyism
      @FounderOfPartyism 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Stuff like this gives me hope.

  • @SlickGames2-gd5jw
    @SlickGames2-gd5jw 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Unlike those companies this YTP is timeless

  • @Ilovewashers
    @Ilovewashers 8 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    "What is a tape Recorder?!" is unfortunately a real question nowadays.

    • @AlanPalgut
      @AlanPalgut 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I DUNNO LOL

    • @freakfoxvevo7915
      @freakfoxvevo7915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And look at all these lice

    • @linkfreeman1998
      @linkfreeman1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      stupid gen z c*nts.... it's actually simple, even by the name....

    • @BernardChelgren
      @BernardChelgren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The dog during that part killed me

  • @ComaToast712
    @ComaToast712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I don’t know why, but the “Chef Urine!” Caught me so off guard.

    • @orlandowordsmith6208
      @orlandowordsmith6208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At Burger Chef, getting caught off-guard by the chef's urine is priority "number one"

  • @Aidenbro-s2k
    @Aidenbro-s2k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    That burger fixings bar looks about as appealing as a high school salad bar.

  • @2000cz
    @2000cz 12 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    shitburger the warewolf!!!

  • @Quants0
    @Quants0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    At Korvettes, you'll find more than just a couple of fucking stereos. We've got fish pie in your pants. We've got saag paneer. You'll find the rapist too, rrraping you. Oh Dios. Plus, a whole host of tape recorders. What's a tape recorder? I DUNNO LOL

  • @patrickcummins79
    @patrickcummins79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "You gotta shit, to eat.."
    Well, they are not wrong...

  • @erichwashausen4602
    @erichwashausen4602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love his smug, satisfied sounding "lol' at 0:29.

  • @TheRyan597
    @TheRyan597 11 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "Sony's Electronic Tuna Fish" XD

  • @marswalker1386
    @marswalker1386 9 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    1:07 to 1:22 is very catchy, it actually would've made a nice ad.

    • @masonsykes2240
      @masonsykes2240 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It'd be a very meta ad, though.

  • @seabassz_197
    @seabassz_197 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    at burgers**t where doing you more lol.

  • @halfmanhalfmetal
    @halfmanhalfmetal 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I could not watch this all the way through. I had to stop it because I was gasping for air.

  • @LaskyLabs
    @LaskyLabs 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    KROVETTES HAS MORE OF WHAT YOU'RE LOOKIN' FOR-KROVETTES HAS MORE OF WHAT YOU'RE LOOKIN' FOR-KROVETTES HAS MORE OF WHAT YOU'RE LOOKIN' FOR-

  • @redroversk
    @redroversk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Jesus christ, a stand up vhs cabinet, what an antique.

  • @natedawgninety4
    @natedawgninety4 12 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    1:30 "Sony's new electronic TunaFish" XD

  • @noisepuppet
    @noisepuppet  12 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Thanks, I'm using Vegas Platinum Studio 10 (I think it's called), which is kinda the cheap consumer-grade Vegas + Acid etc.

    • @chaseroush6503
      @chaseroush6503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Were these commercials from New Orleans TV? I grew up in coastal Alabama; we had a Delchamps, but no Korvettes and no Burger Chef as far as I can remember.

    • @noisepuppet
      @noisepuppet  2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chaseroush6503 sorry I missed this question! I don't remember which commercial compilation I used but I grew up in south Louisiana, and same as you, I recognized Delchamps but not Korvettes. I vaguely remember ads for Burger Chef but can't say I ever saw one IRL. 🤷🏼‍♂️ I've spent a little vacation time in coastal Alabama, and what's always impressed me is, it looks like there's tons of money there. Where all these dang rich people come from?

    • @noisepuppet
      @noisepuppet  2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chaseroush6503 oh you know what, now that I think about it, I usually use a commercial compilation, but not this time. I remember I specifically wanted to use ads for defunct companies. So these all came from separate sources.

  • @Foxonian
    @Foxonian 12 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    LOL! When I was a kid always called Burger Chef "Burger ShiT" because the food there was soo horrible! Thank you Noisepuppet for this!

  • @mordekaihorowitz
    @mordekaihorowitz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    There's no reason 2:20 specifically should have gotten me the way it did. I cried laughing

  • @HaosGriffon
    @HaosGriffon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Aah god frigging Delchamps. They had one at Panama City Beach a long time ago and every time we stayed in PCB for vacay, that's where we bought our food. Then they built a WalMart. But I remember as a tiny kid looking at the deco in the Delchamps and it scaring the hell out of me (that damn cow!!)

  • @patrickcummins79
    @patrickcummins79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh no, "Shit burger, the werewolf"

  • @LarsonFilms2
    @LarsonFilms2 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Inspired by this video, I once called my brother a "shitburger" as an insult and his friends thought it was funny.

    • @richardgadberry8398
      @richardgadberry8398 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      "And now at mastubating Burger Chefs, you can f*ck me on Halloween! There's a magic d*ck in each f*cker!"

  • @ernestcruz6316
    @ernestcruz6316 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "...At Korvette's you'll find more than just a couple of fuckin' stereos, we've got fish pie in your pants!". Said with pride as well. When you've got it, flaunt it, I guess...

    • @richardgadberry8398
      @richardgadberry8398 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "There's assault and battery for you at Korvette's, you morons! Plus, Sony's new electronic tuna fish!"

    • @RatPfink66
      @RatPfink66 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      they were a discount chain that kind of morphed into home electronics and then slowly went into the tank. outlets as far west as Michigan but only remembered in/around NYC.

  • @uberphawx8305
    @uberphawx8305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:13 when you can't decide what to put in your cheeseburger

    • @bachaddict
      @bachaddict 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But no extra choach!

  • @deweywsu
    @deweywsu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Still absolutely brilliant work. Noisepuppet, you are a level above every other YTP'er.

  • @AWSOMEPOSSUM16
    @AWSOMEPOSSUM16 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    he's got a nice place and all but I'm more of a shit green kinda guy

  • @georgiaaaa.rose14
    @georgiaaaa.rose14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *8 years later*

  • @ericbazinga
    @ericbazinga 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I NEED A STOATS!!!

    • @bachaddict
      @bachaddict 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no stoats :,(

  • @A-Gut-of-the-Past
    @A-Gut-of-the-Past 12 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "i need a stohse!"

  • @UstedPopaDeTubo
    @UstedPopaDeTubo 12 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    so feef
    so feef
    so fucking hot
    so sauce

  • @TommyMcMommy
    @TommyMcMommy 11 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I NEED A STOTS

  • @IVR02
    @IVR02 10 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Someone needs to do a 10-hour loop of 1:07-1:22.

    • @Dr_Sack
      @Dr_Sack 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The doctor made an extended version of this 3yrs later. It's only 5mins tho. Check my channel

  • @Pulchism
    @Pulchism 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Its Shit Burger, the werewolf!

  • @PalaceIV
    @PalaceIV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Such a hilarious ytp! I couldn't stop laughing throughout the entire video.

  • @trewashington787
    @trewashington787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Gosh burger chef, it’s Shitburger the werewolf!

    • @freakfoxvevo7915
      @freakfoxvevo7915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      WEEREEW! Shitburgers

    • @tonyl6761
      @tonyl6761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FUCK FUCK FUCKERS

    • @trewashington787
      @trewashington787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tonyl6761 now at masterbaiting burger chef, you can fuck me on Halloween!

  • @OrangeHarrisonRB3
    @OrangeHarrisonRB3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Well that got dark quickly; I was looking up the some of the companies in this poop to see what their fates were and ended up on the Wikipedia article on the Burger Chef Murders. o.0

    • @noisepuppet
      @noisepuppet  2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yikes, I wasn't aware of that.

    • @orlandowordsmith6208
      @orlandowordsmith6208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dang. At least Korvette's stopped at assault and battery...

    • @leohelen1858
      @leohelen1858 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Damn so I guess they don't really have more what I'm looking for then ​@@orlandowordsmith6208

  • @f0rm0r
    @f0rm0r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I initially assumed this was a compilation of old unfinished poops, a la DaThings' Steaming Pile of Crêpe and Jimmy Davis' Scraps from the Cutting Room floor.

  • @leperwitch
    @leperwitch 12 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This is like the kind of video the CIA would play over and over to children abducted into their MK-ULTRA program.

  • @ericbaskin3341
    @ericbaskin3341 12 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    It's a good thing Korvette's used 4 cheerleaders (or whatever) instead of 3 >.>

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why

    • @snipperbesfelixje
      @snipperbesfelixje 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thecianinator 8 months late but they have a big K on their shirt. Fill in the blanks

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@snipperbesfelixje oh no

    • @kd4pba
      @kd4pba 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Camaro's had better deals.

  • @samvision8280
    @samvision8280 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    And look at these LICE!
    *musical disappointment*

  • @DatFMEntertainment
    @DatFMEntertainment 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The way Delchamps seems to be presented reminds me of Braums, if they also had a mini market.

  • @Paradox460_yt
    @Paradox460_yt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Its a very mild joke, but sony's new electronic tunafish had me in stitches

  • @Cybermat47
    @Cybermat47 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The title of this video is gold.

  • @Mattteus
    @Mattteus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    They have saag paneer? Sold!!

  • @JontyMaster
    @JontyMaster ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Moar than just a couple of fuhcken stereos

  • @Grellman
    @Grellman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    this is always going to be the most noisepuppet video that noisepuppet ever made.

    • @Wavemaninawe
      @Wavemaninawe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He can still top this.

  • @legendaryaNdepic
    @legendaryaNdepic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:20 don't watch at 3 am

  • @mattasticmattattack8546
    @mattasticmattattack8546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is what happens to my mind between being full asleep and slightly awake

  • @maverickREAL
    @maverickREAL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    At Burger Shit, we're doing you more!

  • @Bluetailvappy
    @Bluetailvappy 12 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Delchamps? Never thought I would ever see the day something related to Delchamps gets pooped. Well played.

    • @RatPfink66
      @RatPfink66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      well, they _were_ a food store, so basically everything they sold got pooped.

  • @InterruptingcowMOO1
    @InterruptingcowMOO1 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It's so hard to try and explain that these were the original "sus"

  • @PsychicRadroach
    @PsychicRadroach 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Noisepuppet, while this video is very good, (chef urine!) I disagree that this is your best. Your best is Raar 'n' Lol.

    • @jamesondoane32
      @jamesondoane32 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think his series of commercial poops based on decade (70s, 80s, 90s) are the pinnacle.

  • @bachaddict
    @bachaddict 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    no extra choach 😭

    • @noisepuppet
      @noisepuppet  2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm Zaz Zaggins, and these are our choachers

    • @bachaddict
      @bachaddict 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@noisepuppet wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

    • @John_serbian
      @John_serbian 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@bachaddictno

  • @patrickcummins79
    @patrickcummins79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "IT tech stuff.."

    • @noisepuppet
      @noisepuppet  3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's my job description

    • @Kintsugi23
      @Kintsugi23 ปีที่แล้ว

      What’s a tape recorder?

  • @vimfuego1
    @vimfuego1 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Chef Urine

  • @antiepitome317
    @antiepitome317 12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    dammit now i can only get semi decent taint at best buy.

  • @shakenbaken1493
    @shakenbaken1493 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Now I can't buy an electronic tuna fish. I'm sad now.

  • @YoureSoCreezy
    @YoureSoCreezy 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i gotta get to korvettes theyre having a sale on electronic tuna fish!

  • @theArseholesOfBears
    @theArseholesOfBears 12 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    @1:43 a kind of pinnacle was attained; transcendence.

  • @christianvelez5608
    @christianvelez5608 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Did anyone else noticed the three Ks on the shirts from 1:07 through 1:22 ?
    2021 UPDATE: YES VIRGINA, I KNOW THERE ARE FOUR K'S. LEAVE ME BE.

    • @tncorgi92
      @tncorgi92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Four though.

    • @orlandowordsmith6208
      @orlandowordsmith6208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THERE
      ARE
      FOUR
      K's!!

    • @orlandowordsmith6208
      @orlandowordsmith6208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My above comment was actually a kinda obscure reference to an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation. Look up "There are four lights!" to see what I mean. Sorry if I came across as harsh, it was intended to be humorous. 😕

    • @christianvelez5608
      @christianvelez5608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@orlandowordsmith6208 you’re okay. I actually appreciated the obscure reference. Like my “Yes, Virginia” reference?

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, we get your obscure references. Now stop drawing attention to them and stop explaining them, it makes them unfunny and unamusing

  • @patrickcummins79
    @patrickcummins79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I almost inhaled red wine, this shit had me cracking the fuck up. The title alone, is fucking hilarious.

  • @rapidcorrus205
    @rapidcorrus205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I miss Sony electronic tuna fish. Money money money

  • @pbonney
    @pbonney 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Now I know why these business entities no longer exist. Creepy commercials.

  • @5altine224
    @5altine224 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    *KORVETTES HAS MORE OF WHAT YOU’RE LOOKING FOR*

  • @ARunawayTrain
    @ARunawayTrain 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Noisepuppet i fucking love you man these are great!

  • @deadchannel.6038
    @deadchannel.6038 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I couldn't stop laughing at "electronic tuna fish".

  • @cevinsconcertchannel2757
    @cevinsconcertchannel2757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Does anyone know where I can get a shitburger the werewolf action figure, or plushie toy maybe? 😄

  • @johndoe-xu1on
    @johndoe-xu1on 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    kind of freaky but still funny

  • @purin172003
    @purin172003 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    sony was innovative with their electronic tuna fish

  • @LUchesi
    @LUchesi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That bit at the end might be the most effective nightmare fuel I've ever seen.

  • @jkog1000
    @jkog1000 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That girl at the end... lol

  • @book3100
    @book3100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Omg Korvettes. Long time ago.

  • @thomaspassegger2768
    @thomaspassegger2768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I need me an electronic tuna fish

  • @HammerTime5150-m4i
    @HammerTime5150-m4i 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:26 Mildly disturbing

  • @quitsevensix
    @quitsevensix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Shit brown x 5 lololol

  • @ACEcolorado1
    @ACEcolorado1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ive watched this video probably over 30 times and who the fuck at 1:27 would buy a tiny ass tv like that, even back then?

    • @orlandowordsmith6208
      @orlandowordsmith6208 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      My grandparents had one of those tiny ones in their kitchen. They'd watch the news on it in the evening while fixing and eating dinner.

  • @UstedPopaDeTubo
    @UstedPopaDeTubo 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:27 ruurururuuuuuuurururu maaammaammamama SAS LUL

  • @stolendrones
    @stolendrones ปีที่แล้ว +3

    C H E F U R I N E ! ! !

  • @FrogSpatula42
    @FrogSpatula42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fact that you considered the term "Burger Shit" unworthy of uploading is truly sad

  • @someonenow1
    @someonenow1 12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    MEAT

  • @Aidenbro-s2k
    @Aidenbro-s2k 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Chef urine!

  • @AlexorPwnsAll
    @AlexorPwnsAll 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:09 korvettes-ception

  • @MFXdump
    @MFXdump 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Electronic tuna fish

  • @yrorysinger5313
    @yrorysinger5313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey Noisepuppet, do you have any advice for an aspiring pooper?

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Consume a diet rich in fiber

    • @kanna-san.
      @kanna-san. ปีที่แล้ว

      Use a toilet

  • @buttpuncher6920
    @buttpuncher6920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    chef urine

  • @Rocket_scientist_88
    @Rocket_scientist_88 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That surprise ending tho

  • @bachaddict
    @bachaddict 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I need a stoats!

  • @artoodiitoo
    @artoodiitoo 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Peenus, peenus, peenus

  • @thomaspassegger2768
    @thomaspassegger2768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Shit burgers! 1:41