AxxlL! I haven't seen you since the Ekeko-theme party at that Cuban-American political cartoonist's house! How are you??? I'm sorry about stealing your credit card, by the way, I'll mail it back to you as soon as I can..... ......buy a PlayStation 5. Hope you don't mind! Keep working hard! - Your Friend, Joey Bonzo
Youd rather have a flashlight that mimics irl so u can only see whatever your flashlight is pointing at while everything else not being illuminated is just pitch pure darkness?
It’s like 5 rooms, you just run in circles, it cannot catch you. The surprise of it makes it scary. I’d like of the benevieto mansion was more expansive. Have whole labyrinths the baby monster can chase you down. It’s only a handful of rooms, with obvious routes to take. Makes it more of a chore than a compelling section of gameplay.
It's interesting to see that it caught so many people off guard. When I first played the game I actually thought it was a little *too* telegraphed. Like "Okay they took away all the guns so I can't do shit, and I found a little wardrobe space I can hide inside in one of the rooms. They're definitely going to throw something to chase me so I'll go here and hide." Although I do totally understand missing things that might be considered "obvious." Through my entire first playthrough I never realized you could rotate items in your inventory (which honestly is probably worse since they actually tell you that you can).
I agree. I started nervously laughing with him. And it actually freaked me out too. Its whole design is genius, right down to being clumsily shoved down its toothless, gummy, infantile gullet
@@MELTYYYY he streamed the whole game on Twitch i believe his comments were very similar if not the same. He said dababy was the scariest part of the game and paused it a few times :)
That's too clever. There's an art to how bad Ethan's lines are. It's more like- the skeleton boss gives a big monologue about how birds will pick Ethan's bones clean, and then dies. Ethan takes a moment to collect himself, then comes out with: "Why is this happening?"
I liked the charm of Ethan just being some wifeguy who clearly should not be here The incompetence is appealing (especially for horror with making you feel helpless) after game after game of wicked super military battle trained ready for anything combat dudes Not that 8 does that better than 7, but just for Ethan as a concept.
Ethan Winters is great because he's just some guy who's so tired of being in a horror game. He just wants to go home but bullshit keeps happening to him.
its good to see other famous rappers being invited into more games, dababys appearance was a shocking yet welcoming character to the Resident Evil franchise
@@mathcong that's how he's made videos for years, he's playing a character in most of his videos and the commentary is him playing that character out. simulating how his character reacts in situations and so on. that's how i've always looked at it anyway, i could be wrong.
I've played a lot of horror games but the baby is honestly the most horrifying thing I've ever seen. I don't know why something about it just disturbs me on a level I can't explain
I explain it in multiple things. It's a baby, something so innocent that has been perverted where it doesn't know that what it's doing is fucked because well, it's a baby. There's the obvious appearance of it being twisted and mangled and then the animation. It's too fluid. When it moves its head and peaks from the corner. It's not horrifically fast but it's not slow either. Plus, you have nothing to defend yourself with.
@@bleppyboo5969 And also the distorted baby sounds add to that "horrifying corruption of something normally pure and innocent" theme. I heard that some people believed that the section could have been better, but tbh they did a really good job with dababy itself.
@@ascendedcat260 my only "complaint" is that it would have been interesting to see different death animations. Maybe have the baby grab Ethan and slam him around like a toy or break him. Lol. Maybe make it so it's always around even after hiding. But those are such minor things, I think the section is overall perfect.
I almost shat myself when it came running down the stairs. That was like the first of these slow-chase bosses I've seen move faster than a brisk walk. Scariest moment of the game for me
@@LatinaCreamQueen honestly, the only gripe he really expresses in this video is with the dialogue. Can't really say for sure he'd give it a 3/5. He seems to be enjoying it for the most part
It would make me so happy to see the full playthrough get uploaded. Hearing you read the entire NONONONONONONONONONONO note was extremely funny to see on stream.
"Captain Redfield, our approach to the Village is going to be delayed by at least an hour. Some lunatic has put down landmines everywhere. And I mean EVERYWHERE."
*Redfield:* Even on the toilet seat?! (Cut to toilet seat completely covered in blinking red lights) *Mercenary:* Especially the toilet seats *Redfield:* Our toilet seats?! *Mercenary:* ...no, those are fine *Redfield:* Oh, thank- *Mercenary:* We are out of toilet paper, though *Redfield:* (screams in boulder-punching anger)
Except that was actually a fake Solid Snake planted by the Shadow Patriots You see, turns out that Big Boss, also known as The Boss, not to he confused with the Boss Baby, was actually not dead and only pretending to be because he was actually a reverse quintuple agent this whole time, except his boss, not to he confused with Big Boss, was actually the real boss this whole time until he wasn't. Turns out, Eeyore--
I legitimately, unironically love that Ethan is such a bozo. It's waaaaay more endearing that he's just a Dude who grew up on 80s action movies but is not nearly clever or cool enough to actually pull off one-liners.
No they just took themselves to seriously he is poorly written character. They aren’t one liners he’s just completely lacking any sense of unique character
He's like a wimpy version of Leon Kennedy, after the original characters got really powerful and experienced, it was a breath of fresh air to just have some poor guy be a protag imo 😅
Fun fact: if you look closely, you can see that Capcom didn't want the world to just end, so they created an entire inaccessible area to help the world flourish. Sincerely, a party enthusiast.
Spoilers for RE7 and this one too: He was killed by Jack Baker, but then came back to life in the form of a mold-mutated human. *Edit: This was supposed to be my simple response to a guy who did an r/woosh and didnt get the joke, but quite a few people have pointed out how my info expanded into the 8th instalment of the franchise, so i decided to take it upon myself and fix it a bit. But now the guy whom im trying to explain the joke to deleted his comment (i guess due to potentially damaging his reputation due to being known as a member of the laughable species of humans known as the r/wooshers, trust me i get it) so it never rly mattered anyway. But oh well, the damage has already been done. Enjoy the comments below constructively criticising me of how wrong my old comment was.
Jokes aside, this is definitely my game of the year, the Resident Evil 4 influence was a great call, and I love that the game doesn’t take itself to seriously, it goes all out with its campiness, and it’s very enjoyable
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'It's almost like I'm in a village of evil residents' - Ethan
He didn’t say that
@@kevinvillacis269 He might as well have lol
@@kevinvillacis269 you must be fun at parties, mate
@@teacherfromthejungles6671 they were finishing the joke. it always ends with "he didn't say that" lol
@@offchristianamr how to find the original?
I was surprised dunkey didnt say his famous catch phrase "Did i mine that?"
@@dario4497 We just need one good job! Mangoes and Tahiti friend.
@@The3mbered0ne I believe
I have a plan
@@abrahimali7167 Good, I can handle John but Hosea and you? I need you behind me!
Dutch, what the hell are you doing watching Dunkey again? Everybody else is off hunting and making money!
I’m surprised Ethan didn’t say “You’re the one who’s a baby” when getting in the elevator.
Best comment I've ever read
“What a toddler”
@@AxxLAfriku yo what up AxxL
@@AxxLAfriku my man
AxxlL! I haven't seen you since the Ekeko-theme party at that Cuban-American political cartoonist's house! How are you??? I'm sorry about stealing your credit card, by the way, I'll mail it back to you as soon as I can.....
......buy a PlayStation 5. Hope you don't mind! Keep working hard!
- Your Friend, Joey Bonzo
the best part about ethan’s shitty comebacks is that they always come like 6 seconds after the boss is already dead
He's just making sure the boss can't make him eat his words
He really tried to come up with something good but just flopped every time
Thats the reality of making combacks its always a few seconds you give up and use the shitty line
His ping is over nine thousand
He needs 6 second to turn on his brain
Dimitrescu: *turns into a giant dragon, is killed*
Ethan: "It's tail time!"
This is worse than babysitting night at Donna Beneviento's house.
underrated comment, made me laugh like an idiot, has a little something for everyone
This is worse than that time at Lady D’s house.
We're the ones who are cursed
Pilots licence? What for?
*falls hundreds of feet and survives*
"Airplane license, what for?"
-Ethan
Pilot's license*
@@AlexFazio64 pilot what for
LMAOOOOO
Underrated comment bruh
I can hear this comment
Lady dimitreacu: “honey you ain’t nothing but cursed goods”
Ethen: *punches* “you’re cursed goods”
Ye you tell him
Congrats on being starred by dunkey
Fragile from death stranding
I see what u did there
"Ethan... No."
Ethan after killing a zombie: “you’re the most killdest guy”
@@mathias7845 spoilers
Ethan is a zombie
@@mathias7845 ....yes there are.
I fucking love these
@@mathias7845 youre the one whose no zombies in the game
I want a game with a Badass
protagonist that constantly fucks up his witty one liners by stuttering.
Yes
Rouge Warior. Seriously check this out, those one liners with Mickey Rourke voice.
@@maciej5866 An absolutely hilariously bad game, 100% worth checking out just for the awful one liners spat out by Rourke.
Far Cry: Blood Dragon ;)
Like Duke Nukem but with crippling social anxiety
"Holy freaking crap Mia, this is worse than the time I was a Resident in an Evil Village."
- Ethan 'The Champ' Winters
Finally, good writing
Freakin’ sweet Mia
"Holy crap Mia, this reminds me of the time I met someone who was cursed."
- Ethan "Griffin" Winters
"You know it's ALSO worse than that time I drank tap water at Jerry Garcia's house"
viiiage
The Boss Baby sequel looks great
Verified boy
The loss baby
Leshgooooo
Whats up checkmark
The Boss Baby-franchise went from comedy to horror.
Ethan's wonderful insights on whatever crazy shit is happening completely turns the game into a comedy
"Turn the game into a comedy" w-what?... You're telling me it wasn't one?!
like the giat fat ass lady wasan't doing that before lol.
" caught myself a big one" 😩
true to the re4 legacy
@@Shatter149 One of his many legendary quips 😂
Gets both hands torn open and nearly ripped off.
Ethan - "Bunch of crazy witches."
Didn't expect you here.
"I'm sick of bugs."
Your the one who’s cursed
What a freak
Caught me a big one.
Ethan: "Oh, yeah, Reilly? Well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of you."
Wait who's Reilly?
@@atypicalpinetree4212 You innocent soul
@@Palpus_X Ohhhhh... Yeah I forgot about her... Ugh boys...
Halo 3 secret grunt be like
@@atypicalpinetree4212 These Pretzels are making me thirsty!
*Kills something*
Ethan: "Looks like the douchebag convention's in town."
"Welcome to downtown coolsville"
Rogue warrior
*breaks the shit out of that castle fighting booba lady dragon* "Send me the bill, cocksuckers"
@@chrisrutherford6954 sum duke nukem shit
@@jeremycarter6618 "Supernatural bastards are gonna pay for shootin' up my wiiife"
We never knew how truly smooth Ethan's brain was until now because he was still the smartest person in the RE 7 Hillbilly house.
😂😂😂😂
"Hillbilly House"
Lucas was the smartest. He actually ran away from Ethan.
Ethan's brain is more flatter than a Flat eather's logic.
@@justamanofculture12 bro you look like you have a flat brain when you say “more flatter”
I'm just glad he didn't actually have to deal with the mouse.
No one wants to deal with the giant rat, he makes all of the rules, you can't beat him!
@@spiritbx1337 You can beat him, but a new big rat will arise
I like how these games always have a magical flashlight that only lights up two meters in front of you
they copied that mechanic from dark souls
@@guyinpajamas9818 I remember seeing that effect before Dark Souls though
@@mikehudgins8545 but it wasn’t dark souls so your memory is invalid
Youd rather have a flashlight that mimics irl so u can only see whatever your flashlight is pointing at while everything else not being illuminated is just pitch pure darkness?
@@MountainisFullofDragons honestly sounds dope, Deep Rock Galactic has that and it makes the game so much more intense
Doors - the true villain of Resident Evil franchise
This game really makes you feel like the 1970’s rock band The Doors
hero *
@@antthunder3898 lol
Resident Evil was D&D all along
*STUPID DOORTHING*
_Ethan gets his leg chopped off with a shovel_
"You know, Jack, I can't stand for this behavior."
(gets axe lodged in head)
Look, can we just bury the hatchet?
Yoshifan33 1 too many commas
That's WAY too high-grade for Ethan.
"Come back in 10 years."
- Ethan after escaping the baby
Funny enough that would be better than every other quote he says.
lesss gooo
Ohhhh then he wouldn't be a baby anymore.. smart 🌝
oh i got that reference ! lmao
*Da baby*
Honestly. The baby was actually the scariest part in the whole game. I wasn't expecting it
Yeah that shit was fucked
Konami was probably malding at that part
On first playthrough. It definitely has scary vibes. After that though, it’s not scary. Because it’s not hard.
It’s like 5 rooms, you just run in circles, it cannot catch you. The surprise of it makes it scary.
I’d like of the benevieto mansion was more expansive. Have whole labyrinths the baby monster can chase you down. It’s only a handful of rooms, with obvious routes to take. Makes it more of a chore than a compelling section of gameplay.
It's interesting to see that it caught so many people off guard. When I first played the game I actually thought it was a little *too* telegraphed. Like "Okay they took away all the guns so I can't do shit, and I found a little wardrobe space I can hide inside in one of the rooms. They're definitely going to throw something to chase me so I'll go here and hide."
Although I do totally understand missing things that might be considered "obvious." Through my entire first playthrough I never realized you could rotate items in your inventory (which honestly is probably worse since they actually tell you that you can).
"I'm fragile, but not that fragile" -Ethan
Laziest comment ever
@Dakoideku 2.0 amirite
Like Juan Cortez in Far Cry 6: I’m drunk,but not that drunk
Mofo is the most durable main protagonist xD
Injustice 2 batman vs brainiac
This a perfect remaster of Hogan's Castle.
For once, I prefer the original
over 3 levels, remade into HD
Nah man! I think you got the wrong game. This is clearly *Donkey Kong Frozen Ape* _New Dunkey Mode_
@Ronin Bruh. Jokes are jokes
It’s actually the best crossover ever because it’s also a sequel to Hogan’s Heroes.
"You're damaged goods"
- Fragile who is not that fragile
"I'm sick of bugs."
- Ethan "I'm sick of bugs" Winters
@Chilly Chase "you stupid MANTHING"
Ethan 'Manthing' Winters
😂😂
"Yup, I ain't no expert but the dead are definitely stranding"
-Ethan Summers
Dunkey laughs when he's scared I think the baby actually freaked him out lol
I agree. I started nervously laughing with him.
And it actually freaked me out too. Its whole design is genius, right down to being clumsily shoved down its toothless, gummy, infantile gullet
@@JakobatHeart soyjack?
all the gameplay is dubbed over lol, if he was scared or not you would never tell from this video
Bruh it freaked me out and I never played the game, that was terrifying
@@MELTYYYY he streamed the whole game on Twitch i believe his comments were very similar if not the same. He said dababy was the scariest part of the game and paused it a few times :)
Ethan beats a boss
Ethan: *WELCOME TO DEATH TOWN, POPULATION: YOU*
Why didn’t Dunkey say: “not even close babyyy”
'Cause he's not Ethan lmao
@@thewaffle003 f
"Atomic" wasn't playing.
because it was tail time all along
5:16 He was eaten by a babyy!
**kills a skeleton boss**
Ethan: “I’m the one who’s got a bone to pick”
No that's actually decent.
That's too clever.
There's an art to how bad Ethan's lines are.
It's more like- the skeleton boss gives a big monologue about how birds will pick Ethan's bones clean, and then dies. Ethan takes a moment to collect himself, then comes out with: "Why is this happening?"
this is actually so good
you're the one who's gonna have a bad time
Lady Dimetrescu: "curse you Ethan Winters!"
Ethan: no u
Your the one who’s cursed
@@natwebb1380 *You're
@@thelivingdead1728 damn you sure are smart, i bet you get all the women
“Can I lend you a hand” - Ethan Winters, probably
PM! 👋
yo verified guy me likey
If only Bebop and Rocksteady, from idw the comics were in this one game!!!
That’ll be cool
woah it’s the tumblr dude
Lady Dimetrescu: " Be careful what you wish for, Ethan Winters....hahahahah!"
Ethan: "What a freak."
"That's special"
You're the one that's cursed
With main character dialouge like this maybe silent protagonists aren't so bad
You’re just jealous. You’re the one who’s cursed!
I liked the charm of Ethan just being some wifeguy who clearly should not be here
The incompetence is appealing (especially for horror with making you feel helpless) after game after game of wicked super military battle trained ready for anything combat dudes
Not that 8 does that better than 7, but just for Ethan as a concept.
Examples: Half-Life, Bioshock, Prey, Doom, Subnautica, Dead Space 1, Portal etc. All fantastic games too.
I like most things in the game,but goddamn everything ethan says is so fucking cheesy
GameFreak: "SEE?!"
Ethan Winters is great because he's just some guy who's so tired of being in a horror game. He just wants to go home but bullshit keeps happening to him.
Your pfp is great too
me irl
@Random Task N-Word idk I probably wouldn't wanna have an adventure with lots of scary shit, twice
@Random Task N-Word "only happened twice"
Yes because being stuck in a horror movie vs biological monstrosities is SO COMMON 🙄
@@HiItsMars settle down, nerd.
Kills an immortal witch that just absorbed his baby’s life essence.
Ethan: Let’s show him a thing or three!
I like your attitude!
I like your attitude!
"I need a bigger gun"
i demand a mod that turns ethan into rex lmao
I LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE !!
"Too bad I already killed you, Peter Dinklage." -- Mother Miranda
*Destroys a mythical creature only known by legend*
Ethan: Looks like it's time for you to kick rocks
Does that actually happen?
@@JMandJJ7797 yes lol
@@JakobatHeart i wasn’t being serious lmao
Can’t believe she could get past the door
omg is that a verified mark!!!11?? i give likes now
@@cringemaster0606 you don't have too
@@s.n2269 no it is an ancient ritual i must if there is a verified checkmark
Ewwwwwwww check mark 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
ok
"I'm sick of bugs" - the most badass dialogue in gaming history
That was sick..
POV: you're playing Hollow Knight
You're the one who's cursed!
That baby part... Is by far the most chilling thing capcom has ever put in a game!
No
@@Pepe-pq3om you just can’t resist being that guy, can you
@@MarkTheCat u are the one who's that guy
I always felt anything you fought in the first devil may cry always gave me chills as a kid
@@Pepe-pq3om no u
This is what door opening cutscenes were trying to prevent
If only we knew at the time...
Definitely thought he would say "Not even close baybee" when he got in the elevator
"it was very very close
....
BAYBEEE"
He probably had the calmest reaction to the giant fetus
“Bad, baby!”
Here before this comment blows up
@@JObama. for no reason, I might add
@@MessApathy this is probably the deadest comment made by this guy I've ever seen
How are you everywhere
its good to see other famous rappers being invited into more games, dababys appearance was a shocking yet welcoming character to the Resident Evil franchise
Let's gooooooooo
I pull up
5:13 That was one of the most genuine sounding “What the f**k?”s I’ve heard from Dunkey
@@mathcong that's how he does almost every video
@@mathcong is there a clip of his reaction? I'd like to see it
@@mathcong that's how he's made videos for years, he's playing a character in most of his videos and the commentary is him playing that character out. simulating how his character reacts in situations and so on. that's how i've always looked at it anyway, i could be wrong.
@@selearth3123 only Rick and Morty fans like us can understand this true genius. Don't bother trying to explain it to him
@Ronin Is there a way to find the live streM
I like how dunkey's reaction to being scared is just laughing
same tbh
My favorite Ethan quote was: "The Residents of this Village are Evil 8". It really made you feel like you are batman
The exaggerated swagger of a white man trapped in a village
"VILLAGE: Resident Evil is just so full of the exaggerated swagger of a large woman who can't fit through doors, 10/10" - IGN
That was a very good line
*He didn't say that*
"Are you kidding how are you alive what kind of a game is this?!"
A Resident evil game
"Waste of Bullets"
that thing is going to scare so many people have babies...
Yeah Dunkey answered all of ethans ridiculous questions and then asked one himself lmao
Waste of Bullets 7 was great but now it’s Waste of Mines
The amount of second hand, ptsd induced fear that came over me watching him play the baby section was just awful
After the 5th playthrough, it became less frightening and more stressful/time-inducing
i flinched
The baby following him, not knowing how far it is, was the most scary part for me. The suspense is deadly
I must be desensitized
I felt completely indifferent. I just remember going “huh. PT baby grown up. Anyway.”
This game really makes you feel like you're the one who's cursed
and in the end you are the one who’s cursed
Yiu get to be cursed, you get to be cursed, and YOU get to be cursee!
Lmaoooo
Ah yes, The wittiest protagonist ever.
Ethan's trash talking makes Dante look like a nerd
But he’s got nothing on Gex 🦎
I wouldn’t have it any other way
saddler, you're small time
@@JakobatHeart if anyone calls him out he'll just do a big spin flip thing and fuckin suplex them
Dunkey: *hears crying.*
“Baby! I’m coming to save you baby!”
Yeah, that’s probably not a good idea-
Dunkey did save it though
He saved it from hunger :V
I've played a lot of horror games but the baby is honestly the most horrifying thing I've ever seen. I don't know why something about it just disturbs me on a level I can't explain
I agree. My leg convulsed in fear to the point of pain.
I explain it in multiple things. It's a baby, something so innocent that has been perverted where it doesn't know that what it's doing is fucked because well, it's a baby. There's the obvious appearance of it being twisted and mangled and then the animation. It's too fluid. When it moves its head and peaks from the corner. It's not horrifically fast but it's not slow either. Plus, you have nothing to defend yourself with.
@@bleppyboo5969 And also the distorted baby sounds add to that "horrifying corruption of something normally pure and innocent" theme.
I heard that some people believed that the section could have been better, but tbh they did a really good job with dababy itself.
@@ascendedcat260 my only "complaint" is that it would have been interesting to see different death animations. Maybe have the baby grab Ethan and slam him around like a toy or break him. Lol. Maybe make it so it's always around even after hiding. But those are such minor things, I think the section is overall perfect.
I almost shat myself when it came running down the stairs. That was like the first of these slow-chase bosses I've seen move faster than a brisk walk. Scariest moment of the game for me
"Texas."
A few months ago that would have been surprisingly accurate. Basically no electricity and snow everywhere.
Don't forget the roaming pack of werewolves
thatsthejoke
There were also a ton of severed goat heads lying around
“What have you done to my daughter?!”
“Shotgun.”
"I...don't...wanna...diee."
Well, you just did.
'You're the one who's cursed'
"You're the one who's a shotgun!"
I'm sick of television.
RE8: A game where every one-liner is on par with "That's a lotta fish" from Godzilla '98.
"Where am I?"
"What was that?"
"Psycho Mantis?"
"You're that ninja..."
Tunak tunak ?
"Who's footprints are these?"
Terrorists?!?!?!
@@Zeegoku1007 a man of culture I see
"You're the one who's cursed" is such a horrible line that it actually lands perfectly for me. Love that line so much...
I love Ethan’s responses so much. 😂 He’s so far corny that he’s legitimately become a fantastic character to me. I hope they bring him back somehow.
It's a different level of satisfaction when dunkey enjoys the game
Did he? Seems like he'd give it a 3/5.
@@LatinaCreamQueen honestly, the only gripe he really expresses in this video is with the dialogue. Can't really say for sure he'd give it a 3/5. He seems to be enjoying it for the most part
@@LatinaCreamQueen 3/5 is a good score from Dunkey
Mother Miranda: *dies*
Ethan: "Pilot's license, what for?"
It would make me so happy to see the full playthrough get uploaded. Hearing you read the entire NONONONONONONONONONONO note was extremely funny to see on stream.
Walter. No reuploaded his streams
"Captain Redfield, our approach to the Village is going to be delayed by at least an hour. Some lunatic has put down landmines everywhere. And I mean EVERYWHERE."
*Redfield:* Even on the toilet seat?!
(Cut to toilet seat completely covered in blinking red lights)
*Mercenary:* Especially the toilet seats
*Redfield:* Our toilet seats?!
*Mercenary:* ...no, those are fine
*Redfield:* Oh, thank-
*Mercenary:* We are out of toilet paper, though
*Redfield:* (screams in boulder-punching anger)
There’s so many questions asked in this game you’d think Solid Snake wrote the script for it
Except that was actually a fake Solid Snake planted by the Shadow Patriots
You see, turns out that Big Boss, also known as The Boss, not to he confused with the Boss Baby, was actually not dead and only pretending to be because he was actually a reverse quintuple agent this whole time, except his boss, not to he confused with Big Boss, was actually the real boss this whole time until he wasn't.
Turns out, Eeyore--
@@davidhong1934 SHADOW JESUS
Hornets?
You're that ninja
Shadow Moses?
“This is like a Thursday at jeff bezos’ strip club.” -Gex
"Almost like being a girl at sky william's house"
-Gex
But they're not 11 years old
Ethan Gex, I presume?
You're the one who's cursed.
Damn didn’t expect this comment to blow up. This feels like a makeover at Al Qaeda’s headquarters.
I may be cursed but I’m not THAT cursed
- girl from dead standing
I legitimately, unironically love that Ethan is such a bozo. It's waaaaay more endearing that he's just a Dude who grew up on 80s action movies but is not nearly clever or cool enough to actually pull off one-liners.
lol nice
Hi Siri do you like that is one-liners don’t come across is really iconic. The fact that they are solo effort kind of makes me want to quote them more
No they just took themselves to seriously he is poorly written character. They aren’t one liners he’s just completely lacking any sense of unique character
He's like a wimpy version of Leon Kennedy, after the original characters got really powerful and experienced, it was a breath of fresh air to just have some poor guy be a protag imo 😅
Y'all act like that's a bad thing. I love this Ethan.
That was too close... you were almost a Jill Jar of Gerber's!
6/10 for that one Buckley
@@spencer9745 eh... its a 5/10 tbh.
Holy shit you're still alive??
@@MrAbomb234 I'm often surprised by this fact too.
@@spencer9745 6 out of 10? I'll take it. That's gotta be a better score than the same old "this is a great strand type game" comments on every video.
*escapes from the baby*
Ethan: “You’re the one that’s a baby.”
This is cringe, as you stole someone’s work and put it as your own.
@@thenameusmitch5270 who cares
@@thenameusmitch5270 says the one without a plan....
Dutch Van Der Linde You’re the one who’s cursed
@@pinkgoergefloyd8340 Got me there
"I fought the big lady, I fought the big baby, no more big stuff."
*cue the big fish*
*Ethan Winters:* What was that?
The final boss is like a Big Tree.
Doll: "find me before you die!"
Ethan: "are we still on big stuff?"
"You're the stupid manthing."
-Ethan 'No Hands' Winters
Ethan is literally the uno reverse card, cause every villain is talking all pompously but then got rekt by ethan with a pistol
Ah yes, the quintessential trio to any family:
Big baby, big lady, and big fish
Big Boss
@@davidhong1934 Boss baby
@@Azzie-z3b da baby
@@CuongNguyen-eg1pu Da Big Boss Baby
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it’s really amazing to see Dunkey play this game considering the fact he’s not even alive and is actually a figment of our imaginations
What if it was all just a dream :(
he just has a good gaming chair
what?
@@-silly dunkey fake bozo
"What have you done to my daughter!?"
S H O T G U N.
*Fun fact:* If you look closely, you can see that there's a whole open world behind Lady Dimitrescu
Can’t find it. Timestamp?
@@killerbeans 0:28
Fun fact: if you look closely, you can see that Capcom didn't want the world to just end, so they created an entire inaccessible area to help the world flourish.
Sincerely, a party enthusiast.
I'd open her world if you smell what I'm seeing.
Id rather look closely at her behind
"You're the one who cursed"
- Ethan Winters, probably
I'm jealous of Ethan for having perfected one-liners
In a way, that baby can relate to a lot of us. One minute dad is playing hide and seek, next minute he's running for dear life and never returning.
Lol
Resurrecting comment just to say this shit funny af
Ethan had a pretty sick burn after he killed Moreau: “In death as he was in life... disgusting!”
For once the Chad dialogue matched the Chad actions...
His best one liner and it wasn't even clever, it was just like... fucking mean lmao
Alternative Baby escape line: "I'm NOT your dada!"
I personally like “ YOU WERE ABORTED JUST STAY ABORTED “
“This is just like philly cheesesteak night at Tony sopranos house” - Gex
"Dodge This."
"Hasta La Vista, Baby."
"You're the one who's cursed."
After hearing some of Ethan's extremely witty comebacks, I kept thinking that he had mush for a brain.
...little did I know...
Hehehe
Lmao
Yeah, he's pretty brain-dead.
Spoilers for RE7 and this one too:
He was killed by Jack Baker, but then came back to life in the form of a mold-mutated human.
*Edit: This was supposed to be my simple response to a guy who did an r/woosh and didnt get the joke, but quite a few people have pointed out how my info expanded into the 8th instalment of the franchise, so i decided to take it upon myself and fix it a bit. But now the guy whom im trying to explain the joke to deleted his comment (i guess due to potentially damaging his reputation due to being known as a member of the laughable species of humans known as the r/wooshers, trust me i get it) so it never rly mattered anyway.
But oh well, the damage has already been done. Enjoy the comments below constructively criticising me of how wrong my old comment was.
@@Nh2OO5 7th or 8th game ??? Played the 7th, don't remember that
"Don't ever play hide-and-go-seek at Lady dimitrescu's house" -Gex
*Leon Kennedy*
“Where’s everyone going, Bingo?”
*Ethan Winters*
“You’re the one who’s cursed”
*Meanwhile Heisenberg*
“BOULDER PUNCHING A**HOLE”
"Saddler, you're small time!"
I gotta say all heisenbergs diolagues are great
@@Whyisme23 I know, he’s my favorite character in the game.
I felt like Heisenberg sounded like Nicholas Cage in the best way possible
@@SomeGuyRemy He sounded like a weird hybrid of Nic Cage and Dante from DMC and I loved it lol.
“Haha Ethan you are my shooting my daughter” - Dracula (probably)
the baby part is a mix of depressing, terrifying, and disturbing
Something you would see from a horror film feat an incest family
It’s a good thing he’s playing this blindfolded! I bet that door is pretty spooky with your eyes open
“That’s the baby”
*doesn’t make a dababy joke*
There is hope for this world yet
Stop dababy jokes. I don't want to turn into a convertible.
I just want to be happy.
i was totally expecting it to happen but it didn't lol
@@HandledToaster2 less goooo
I pull uppp
Lesss go
Ethan: *nearly dies for the 10,000th time*
Ethan: ''This is like a luau at Mel Blanc's house''
"This is like doing a certain activity at a famous person's house"
-an anthropomorphic reptile known for his amusing quotes
“Ah this is worse than the time i continually made jokes about famous people who have no clue i exist”- king k rool
You're the biggest enemy of the RE franchise
dunkey’s ability to make every game look like shit is astounding to me
This game is shit inherently
@@Kylirr i would disagree
I haven't played this game and thought it looked rather good from this vid -- that baby was fucking traumatizing
@@Kylirr well but it seems fun
@@Kylirr It looks fun but the writing is a bit... questionable
“Curse you Pary the platypus!”
-Mother Miranda
it's spelled Perry bro
Pary? Really?
How you gonna curse Platypunk?!
3:14
As Dunkey falls, you can hear the faint sound of a man yelling in the background,
"ROBBEEERRRTTTTTTTTT!"
"Really makes you FEEL like a village"
-IGN
Heh
Heh
Heh
Heh
"it has a little something for everyone."
Jokes aside, this is definitely my game of the year, the Resident Evil 4 influence was a great call, and I love that the game doesn’t take itself to seriously, it goes all out with its campiness, and it’s very enjoyable
@@mayonnaise3959 you're pretty bad
Ethan is John without Garfield.
7:25 "Now I am the boss, baby"
Best dialogue is Ethan's "Do me a favor and stay dead"..... To Jack Baker, in RE7
This is gonna be legendary
@@Alirest Selamlar nasılsın kardeşim?
Lan burda bile varsın be :)
bırak lan peşimi
I also speak Vietnamese
Bizimkiler doluşmuş buraya bari bir çay demleyelim hazilriksizken geldiniz misafirliğe :)