“Yo where’s my package?” “Sorry man, we had to use it to make a thermonuclear warhead before dropping it on an alien vessel in the northwest Pacific Ocean, so we will be having a 3 hour delay.”
As a FedEx employee, I would comment on some of the glaring inaccuracies and misrepresentation of our job in this video, but I am currently a bit busy destroying an enemy rail cannon as I type this, so it will have to wait. We can't risk the delivery being late.
@@David-ue5lh After reading that comment I believe FedEx pilots went to the gym and can now punsh missiles out of the air so they need no countermeasures anymore
Its funny because the blizzard has completely stalled everything in memphis. I delivered like 30 stops yesterday in worse weather. I'm an in town route.
Its funny because the blizzard has completely stalled everything in memphis. I delivered like 30 stops yesterday in worse weather. I'm an in town route.
Its funny because the blizzard has completely stalled everything in memphis. I delivered like 30 stops yesterday in worse weather. I'm an in town route.
As of today, the FedEx Federation was attacked by the Amazon Union, over the FedEx Space Elevator. The Union of Temu's reaction to the war is still unknown, although they are not expected to join the war. This war is the first intercontinental war since the Fedex-Temu war. Amazon's invasion of the Corporal Defense Force of Amazonia was also a major factor of this war. This is TH-cam News, bringing you this news, and we'll see you tomorrow!
The republic of eBay has hencefourth cut off all trade and communication agreements with the Amazon union and the FedEx Federation. And has foregone all weapons agreements and has gone back to selling old tea pots to 80 year old grandmas.
@@WATERMELONCATARMYFORLIFE Well, the Fedex-Temu war was caused by a group called "The Corporate Men". They tricked FedEx and Temu to go to war with each other, and it could've caused an nuclear war. Both sides, however, found out that they were being tricked and destroyed The Corporate Men
Here is some irony for you, FedEx actually has a laser anti-missile system on their planes that commonly fly over potentially hostile air spaces... So yes Fed-Ex is technically has armed their delivery planes.
Ever since our mailman was shot in the head near goodsprings by a mob boss in a checkered suit, we had to make sure that this would be a delivery service you could count on
@Avgeek_MM *Technically*. The DC-10 is McDonnell-Douglas, as the designation implies - it only counts as Boeing because they merged in 1997, but the DC-10 and MD-11 are both MD designs.
@@Luka-NoctilukaWhere did the MD-11 touch you? If you want to know what a piece of shit REALLY is, there's been far worse aircrafts that have existed like the TU-144, Bristol 188 and Yak 38. And you're complaining about MD-11's 🤣
@@cameron.t Having done plenty of research on the DC-10, I can safely say your comment is silly, and the plane did not deserve the reputation it had. Out of all the incidents involving the plane, only 1 (technically 2) was the fault of the plane/manufacturer. Everything else was airline/pilot error.
This belongs in the SuperBowl. FedEx should pay you if they haven't already. This "ad" is so good the world has instantly become a better place on account of it existing.
They can confirm. In the early 2000s, a couple of their planes had anti missile lasers sponsored by the US, and in 2022, they asked for them back sadly denied tho.
Where *I* live, FedEx refuses to come up our driveway if there's more than 1/2 an inch of snow on the ground, or if there's any branches on the driveway. I live in the woods. One time I found a package from them roped to a tree. Sometimes they'll put the package *on our neighbor's porch, photograph it, and say it was delivered to our house.*
Awacs: Sir. Radar detecting a lone bogie and fast inbound straight to your position. One MD-11F. (Sol Squadron theme starts playing) Awacs: Sir. It's UPS...
Ok FedEx air CA 443 5000 feet, fox 3.... Chaff flair chaff flair, over G Over G, maximum speed, bank angle bank angle, stall, ret*rd, ret*rd,... wooo wooo woooo woooo titititi krrrring krrrring.... missile missile.... pull up pull up...
I sometimes imagine a scene in which a civilian airliner is being attacked by fighters but the captain is a war veteran and so begins to manoeuver his plane like it's a jet and begins dogfighting the fighters while saying his passengers it's just turbulences
*FedEx Express flight 705 intensifies* As someone that actually works for FedEx Express, I approve, by the way, and I would love to see a mod like this in Project Wingman.
It was with this video that my fall into the rabbit hole began. Someone help me, I learned more about airplanes in three days than I did in my entire life before.
@@ReiseLukas hmm I'd kinda expect delivery services to do something along these lines once space colonization gets into full swing. After all those colonies need mail and package service along with other supplies. :)
FED-ex “Maintenance guy: Sir, the DC-10 seems to have a pylon type thing on its wi-“ Supervisor: “ *Great, so then we’ll start off with the AIM-7 Sparrows,* “
Ace Combat games really nail that feeling of making me want to land my aircraft and never get back in it. You know, when the enemy stops using conventional weapons and instead leans for lasers and sky-splitting pulse bombs.
I'd like to think this is just Mobius 1, finally retired and working for Air Ixiom, only to be called back _again_ to wrap up some loose ends and just slapping some advanced weaponry on an airliner because he's getting too old for all those fancy maneuvers
My girlfriend's dad was a fedex deliveryman in memphis and lived getting shot in the middle of the bronx, despire his low concentration blood condition
I don't know whether to be awestruck at such an awesome mod: or horrified by the idea of modern mail planes waging warfare... Is this going to be our future? Delivery warfare?
what the hell am i done...
Have*
Creating a masterpiece perhaps?
@@feliciarandom3734 you know what? at first i wrote "have" but decided to delete comment and write "hell" xD
@@kosnag I think he’s correcting you not about “hell” word, but rather “am” because it’s more logical to write: what the hell have i done
U gave the poor ol DC-10 second chance to prove itself against the Erusans with only blewing up cargo doors. Congrats.
Delivery Status: *In Combat*
Fedex 187 maintaining 5000, fox 3.
😂
May they be protected by my order of Shamwows and Arabic toothbrushes!
So that's why my order took longer to arrive 😂
cooool
“I will make my delivery by any means necessary.”
lol
WILSON!
I will fart whenever I see weak vidz
“Yo where’s my package?”
“Sorry man, we had to use it to make a thermonuclear warhead before dropping it on an alien vessel in the northwest Pacific Ocean, so we will be having a 3 hour delay.”
Still only a 3 hour delay
As a FedEx employee, I would comment on some of the glaring inaccuracies and misrepresentation of our job in this video, but I am currently a bit busy destroying an enemy rail cannon as I type this, so it will have to wait. We can't risk the delivery being late.
I am in Ukraine and yes. We did deliver by FedEx.
Godspeed my man!
So that explains why they ask “Do you have any experience in the US Air Force?” When They’re Interviewing You For The Job
Thank you for your service...now where's my package😂😂😂
Just as a remainder, some civilian cargo plane has missile defense system installed
“Oh look a civilian airliner”
@@Skyteam_8492 "Not today, lil militar fella."
FedEx does dude!
FedEx ain't gonna let terrorist guided rocket launchers stop their delivery
@@TrainerAQ yeah and the defense system is a literal fucking laser
FedEx : now delivering *freedom*
"They call me the Death Cruiser 10 for a reason." - DC-10
This is a MD11?
@@polandballrbx9954 DC-10/MD-10.
Notice the lack of winglets, that's the best way to tell the DC-10 and the MD-11 apart.
@@frylucas thank you
@@frylucasalso, look a little bit more, and u'll notice that the tailplane of the MD-11 is way smaller than it should be compared to DC/MD-10.
Md11
Guy: "why are my packages look beat up??"
FedEx pilot: "this is where fun begins"
Fun Fact: FedEx cargo plane was once equipped with an anti-missile countermeasure
I believe they all have them now
@@captainrookie501 They experimented with it but did work out so none of the have it now
@@David-ue5lh After reading that comment I believe FedEx pilots went to the gym and can now punsh missiles out of the air so they need no countermeasures anymore
@@David-ue5lh it was to heavy, crippling cargo capacity
I need whatever mod this is ive played the game
He really is committed to getting that next-day delivery to its destination on time
Its funny because the blizzard has completely stalled everything in memphis. I delivered like 30 stops yesterday in worse weather. I'm an in town route.
Its funny because the blizzard has completely stalled everything in memphis. I delivered like 30 stops yesterday in worse weather. I'm an in town route.
Its funny because the blizzard has completely stalled everything in memphis. I delivered like 30 stops yesterday in worse weather. I'm an in town route.
As of today, the FedEx Federation was attacked by the Amazon Union, over the FedEx Space Elevator. The Union of Temu's reaction to the war is still unknown, although they are not expected to join the war. This war is the first intercontinental war since the Fedex-Temu war. Amazon's invasion of the Corporal Defense Force of Amazonia was also a major factor of this war. This is TH-cam News, bringing you this news, and we'll see you tomorrow!
The republic of eBay has hencefourth cut off all trade and communication agreements with the Amazon union and the FedEx Federation. And has foregone all weapons agreements and has gone back to selling old tea pots to 80 year old grandmas.
Question: what was the FedEx Temu war?
@@WATERMELONCATARMYFORLIFE Well, the Fedex-Temu war was caused by a group called "The Corporate Men". They tricked FedEx and Temu to go to war with each other, and it could've caused an nuclear war. Both sides, however, found out that they were being tricked and destroyed The Corporate Men
@@WATERMELONCATARMYFORLIFE It was the result of the treaties at the end of the Temu Alibaba War.
@@lapiswolf2780 very interesting
"The World On Time" FedEx really knows how to live up to their slogan
As a former FedEx deliveryman, can confirm. This is accurate.
Meanwhile Amazon has a fricken submarine
“Don’t you see, FedEx?! Ten million packages will be delivered at the cost of a million drones to replace our workforce!!!”
Captained by a man jacked up on Vtuber content
Pepsi has a whole fleet
@@mindlessmyriad Had.
Don't forget arsenal bird "Hey jeff bezos here"
My grandpa, after retiring from a long career as a navy pilot, became a FedEx pilot. Can confirm, FedEx pilot's are built fuckin different.
Can confirm, my uncle works for FedEx and he has over 30 confirmed air-to-air kills
"I have to deliver the mario plushies, if I don't come back... Well you know." -uncle
@@SR_73 either the enemies will shot me down or Nintendo will
That makes him an ace, a requirement to fly FedEx.
@@ricks.9456 we need those FedAces real quick
@@SR_73I believe those were his last words before he was shot down by a Nintendo copyright air squadron
This is what an anime about delivering packages would be like
This is why your packages take so long to deliver 😂
They keep getting called into active combat on their route 😆
So even my coffee maker has a cooler history than me 😭
They going on whole ahh missions 💀🗿
Also why the packages get all beat up along the way
LMAO🤣
This is the guy that delivers the package at 05:01 PM when the indication is 05:00 PM - 10:30 PM
“We’re introducing small changes to our FedEx cargo planes to prevent piracy and severe damage to products!”
The “small” changes:
This is why you always pack boxes with proper padding around the sides, in case they get jostled in a dogfight.
Here is some irony for you, FedEx actually has a laser anti-missile system on their planes that commonly fly over potentially hostile air spaces... So yes Fed-Ex is technically has armed their delivery planes.
@@SilvaDreamsTurns out FedEx really is fielding the YAL-1, go figure.
Flares 'n chaff, Sidewinders (Air to Air) , Mavericks (Air to Ground), 1200lbs bombs
"Piracy" in this context reminds me of the air-to-air boarding segment of that one mission from CoD: Ghosts.
My uncle retired from the Airforce and went on to fly for FEDEX. This is what I imagine work is like for him on a daily basis.
Ever since our mailman was shot in the head near goodsprings by a mob boss in a checkered suit, we had to make sure that this would be a delivery service you could count on
Fallout nv 💞
Don't worry, I heard the mailman made a recovery!
They uh... They took over Nevada. Never again.
@@Sir_Pie AINT THAT A KICK IN THE HEAAAAAAAAD
Unrealistic; FedEx delivery guys never die
1:27 Never thought I'd see a KC-10 refueling its civilian twin.
Me when that LOOOONG range delivery mission:
Suuuuuuurrrreeeeee........
Civilian
@@Shade_Santiago *Causally wipes out half an airforce*
When you order same day delivery at 11:59pm
Delivering a package. The package is death. Brought to you only by FedEx International.
That sounds like a joke classic Futurama would have made.
@@drafezard7315 max0r, not futurama
@@drafezard7315max0r, not futurama
If Aerosucre is known for its takeoffs, Ryanair is known for its landings, then this is what FedEx is known for.
It is clear that Fedex has installed jammers to prevent being hit by missiles when passing through conflict areas
They actually did.
@@randomhandle_Whats next? adding aim 7 sparrows?
0:07 I immediately started laughing with joy
I like how people complain that lasers on an airplane isn’t realistic, but the Fed-Ex MD-11 canonically has laser defenses.
It's still a piece of shit to work on and I'm glad they're being decommissioned in favor of an all-Boeing fleet.
@Avgeek_MM *Technically*. The DC-10 is McDonnell-Douglas, as the designation implies - it only counts as Boeing because they merged in 1997, but the DC-10 and MD-11 are both MD designs.
@@Luka-NoctilukaWhere did the MD-11 touch you? If you want to know what a piece of shit REALLY is, there's been far worse aircrafts that have existed like the TU-144, Bristol 188 and Yak 38. And you're complaining about MD-11's 🤣
@@Luka-Noctiluka freighter MD-11s are VERY popular
@@2K-Tan Well, landing them is quite the challenge
2:06 - FINALLY, lore accurate DC-10 (crashing).
It's even caused by the central engine exploding, inducing uncontrollability
Be careful bro, I made a comment about this an DC-10 fanboys crawled out of the 70s to tell me it’s a safe plane 😂
@@cameron.t Having done plenty of research on the DC-10, I can safely say your comment is silly, and the plane did not deserve the reputation it had. Out of all the incidents involving the plane, only 1 (technically 2) was the fault of the plane/manufacturer. Everything else was airline/pilot error.
Noooo 😂😂😂😂
As someone who works night-ops for FedEx, this is essentially what we do, but at night. You're welcome.
Can confirm, Apart of the FedEx Ground forces, Our sprinters change the tide of war, Glad for our air support
thanks hero
FedEx Navy seaman here, we're always lucky to have our air superiority when delivering packages
It's also very kind that they sent one of our light fighters ro escort them
And always, somewhere around the globe is at night.
This belongs in the SuperBowl. FedEx should pay you if they haven't already. This "ad" is so good the world has instantly become a better place on account of it existing.
FedEx Employee: We can neither confirm nor deny our Deliverymen are this epic.
Edit: 2K!? Sweet Mercy, where did you all come from!?
They can confirm. In the early 2000s, a couple of their planes had anti missile lasers sponsored by the US, and in 2022, they asked for them back sadly denied tho.
@@B-52HUS ALLOW THEM!
I can confirm FedEx is actually fucking terrible.
@@darksuns7384 Amen to that
Terrible yes allow anyone other than them to screw up your package ABSOLUTELY NOT
The delivery man:*doing world war 7000*
Meanwhile me: *waiting for the package to come*
1:42 FedEx vs Jeff bazos
1:29 the hardest part of the video tbh
The Pilot is so raw, they take Jet fuel injected straight into their domes! Absolute Mad Lad.
hi bladed angle
I unironiclly want this as an actual aircraft in the game
edit: yes it also need to be canon
And for it to be canon
One of the psp games had a mission where you piloted a 747, that probably had packages in it.
I think lasers would be better than a cannon but you know.
@@ForgedinPrint I mean canon as in the sense that it is a actual thing in the game universe
@@ForgedinPrintno and no and no
Where *I* live, FedEx refuses to come up our driveway if there's more than 1/2 an inch of snow on the ground, or if there's any branches on the driveway.
I live in the woods.
One time I found a package from them roped to a tree. Sometimes they'll put the package *on our neighbor's porch, photograph it, and say it was delivered to our house.*
Its simple really....just dont have snow on the ground or sticks in the driveway 😎
Its simple really....just dont have snow on the ground or sticks in the driveway 😎
@@desertcourier I live in the middle of nowhere in the northern parts of the country. Snow or sticks is the default state of the driveway.
The end of the video is 100% how the Strangereal version of Cast Away began, lol.
Definitely the version we deserved.
3rd Party nations are shocked and are panicked for what this could mean for the future, they all know one thing....
This wont be good.
FedEx still has a better track record delivering than my local post office.
Now I understand why my package comes in damaged. Respect to FedEx deliveryman for his bravery.
Awacs: Sir. Radar detecting a lone bogie and fast inbound straight to your position. One MD-11F.
(Sol Squadron theme starts playing)
Awacs: Sir. It's UPS...
Ok FedEx air CA 443 5000 feet, fox 3....
Chaff flair chaff flair, over G Over G, maximum speed, bank angle bank angle, stall, ret*rd, ret*rd,... wooo wooo woooo woooo titititi krrrring krrrring.... missile missile.... pull up pull up...
Least Chaotic FedEx Air Delivery Experience.
I sometimes imagine a scene in which a civilian airliner is being attacked by fighters but the captain is a war veteran and so begins to manoeuver his plane like it's a jet and begins dogfighting the fighters while saying his passengers it's just turbulences
Just when you think you've seen it all.
It's all fun & games until the Amazon Blimp shows up
*FedEx Express flight 705 intensifies*
As someone that actually works for FedEx Express, I approve, by the way, and I would love to see a mod like this in Project Wingman.
Was hoping someone mentioned Flight 705. Still remember the Air Crash Investigation episode on it.
Fedex 705 is such a badass story and a testimony to the structural strength of the DC-10
Fedex 705 is such a badass story and a testimony to the structural strength of the DC-10
FedEx 705 is such a mental story, like you cannot get more badass than that
It was with this video that my fall into the rabbit hole began. Someone help me, I learned more about airplanes in three days than I did in my entire life before.
Tom Hanks would really want using this plane and you as the pilot for delivery
“Your order is being used as [Counter Measures] in [Live Combat]”
The amount of effort these people go through just to get our packages delivered safely. Mad respect.
All FedEx DC10 pilots: seems like we’ve learnt a new lesson
FedEx's mere presence is already enough to make the enemy's machines tremble in fear.
Imagine if FedEx buys some Starships from SpaceX, then they'd be unstoppable
@@ReiseLukas hmm I'd kinda expect delivery services to do something along these lines once space colonization gets into full swing. After all those colonies need mail and package service along with other supplies. :)
machine
No wonder my packages are squished to the bone 😂
FedEx: "We deliver packages, whatever the cost"
I now feel reassured that in the event of an alien apocalypse, my police car lego set will still make it here safe and sound
1:27 the fact another DC-10 is refuelling A DC-10 makes it very funny and I don’t know why
We are all aviation fan here, and we can all agree that for some reason this funni :D
@@galaxykinggamer5082 That DC-10 tanker only mission is to only fuel that one DC-10 lol
It's a silly detail, but that FedEx is actually Boeing MD-11.
its a silly head scratch 🤑
@Admiral45-10 more like an MD-10
FedEx Combat 7: Package unknown
Just reading old FedEx slogans, oddly fitting: “our most important package is yours” 😂
This is what Tom Hank's character went through in the movie Cast Away
FED-ex “Maintenance guy: Sir, the DC-10 seems to have a pylon type thing on its wi-“
Supervisor: “ *Great, so then we’ll start off with the AIM-7 Sparrows,* “
that's one dedicated FedEx delivery pilot
The pilots gotta go through all of this, landed safely, just for the parcels to mysteriously went missing
That imported mechanical toothbrush I ordered 2 months ago, lost while in combat~
Actual footage of Fred Smith delivering the Purple Promise
1:17 all packages safe dropped in 8s, not 8 hours
If FedEx copyright claims this, it’s canon.
"Oh a cargo airliner!"
*shoots missile *
Fun fact FedEx planes have missle defense systems
@@Fluff_gobocat true
@@Fluff_gobocat This should be a standard of all civilian planes to be honest.
@@Fluff_gobocat they got removed 😔
The airliner shoots back!!
this is why your packages take so long, theyre too busy being commissioned off by the military
The fact that fedex put a anti-missile system on there planes make this mod better
0:30 I thought they ally names were salad and lasagna... I cant read
Love how this can also be showcased in the form of Fedex flight 705
Ace Combat games really nail that feeling of making me want to land my aircraft and never get back in it. You know, when the enemy stops using conventional weapons and instead leans for lasers and sky-splitting pulse bombs.
FedEx Belka Regional Service ain't fucking kidding around
🤣
I worked for FedEx. Can confirm, those tracker missiles can be difficult to get used to on your first day.
"These packages are getting delivered if its the last thing I do!" - Fedex Pilot
My man got that inner Postman Pat in him. He's taking down entire government in the first hour and keeping up with express shipping in the next.
I'd like to think this is just Mobius 1, finally retired and working for Air Ixiom, only to be called back _again_ to wrap up some loose ends and just slapping some advanced weaponry on an airliner because he's getting too old for all those fancy maneuvers
Arsenal Bird: you use my own spells against me potter???
Justice has been delivered. Literally.
So thats why some of our packages are broken...
People from Arkansas make some pretty weird things, like Walmart
The precious cargo: oversized anime figurines and long pillows.
Ain't no way OLI 1 has to fly through Strangereal for another escort mission yet again
Well at least his plane's strapped this time.
Olivieri is crazy enough so why not
*They always do manage to deliver chaos..*
As a FedEx Deliveryman y confirm this is a normal day at work.
He isnt doing anything. They're all exploding themselves out of fear.
I find this 10x funnier just because the fact that some FEDEX aircraft have missle defence systems installed
My girlfriend's dad was a fedex deliveryman in memphis and lived getting shot in the middle of the bronx, despire his low concentration blood condition
The game letting you get thought that building is quite the video game moment.
Funfact: The FedEx plane is TECHNICALLY ARMED with laser defense system to counter missile strike like anti air missile
I don't know whether to be awestruck at such an awesome mod: or horrified by the idea of modern mail planes waging warfare...
Is this going to be our future? Delivery warfare?
corpo war boogalo
@@acevant7535 >Assuming other world governments will let it get that out of hand
Wait till you see Walmart's mechanized infantry
@@starliner2498>assuming they can/will do anything about it
basically Death Stranding
"your package may be delayed due to operating conditions"
Meanwhile the deliveryman:
Deliveryman:SIR WHAT DO WE DO
other deliveryman:COMRADE WE HAVE RISK IT
The risk:
i hear fedex actaully has chaff launchers on their big international airplanes, i think if it came to it they would add some sort of turret
As a FedEx employee, I can, in fact, confirm that I've seen one of our pilots do a barrel roll.
We are getting our packages with this banger 😂
tbf fedex planes could probably carry a lot of payload
He held on for delivery through combat as long as he could... What a chad...