@@lockheedx33 “And this package is being delivered to Memphis, it’s ANTI AIRCRAFT guns for FedEx planes! If i don’t deliver this package, i might as well lose my job!”
"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds" is a phrase long associated with the American postal worker. - Wikipedia
An insanely overpowered force field that instantly obliterates everything within it? Nah. Those target markers disappearing were caused by the targets seeing the fedex and remembering that one "fragile" package that did not arrive fragile, and disintegrated their own minds by the sheer sadness and upset caused by it.
There is a civilian airliner that was piloted by an ace fighter pilot, he had to do combat rolls with it to force some dude inside the plane to stop trying to take down the plane. Edit: Forgot to mention he was doing it while concussed and when they inspected the plane to see what happened there was bloodied foot prints and handprints all over the ceiling, walls, and floor.
“Oh hey look, a civilian airliner!” “What the fuck is it doing?” “Oh shit, fire now!” “It’s got countermeasures and weapons! We can’t stop it!” “We can’t stop it, it’s a Fedex airliner!”
I have recently got the switch version of this game and been having a blast playing it Edit : I have seen so of the mods for the game but this is by far the funniest one
Damn would've made the vid twice as long had I known it would get more than like 500 views..
c- - WHAT!?
We need more Fedex combat
@Aikno we need a full play through
"Oh look, a civillian airliner!"
...
"what the fuck"
I cried laughing at that
That one mf civilian airliner with sidewinder
The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't, by subtracting where it is, from where it isn't, ...
No hey look a cargo airliner!
"Try not to shoot down a civilian airliner challenge"
"That craft is in peak condition"
*Missing the whole fuselage*
"That craft is in peak condition" only the wheel is left 😂
WDYM? That’s better than what my kerbals get!
@@draftymamchak The kerbals must get to space using a tin can and a bottle of glue
When you order same day delivery but you live in an active warzone.
POV : FedEx in Ukraine
Fedex spirit Ryanair are bffs now 😂🎉
Mfs in the Gaza Strip
Underrated comment frfr
@@railworksamericathe one guy in gaza that ordered a shirt off amazon:
Fedex: "Sorry, your package is delayed due to a storm in Memphis."
Meanwhile Fedex:
Status: I’m combat
@@RichLin-bo6og Stolen comment
@@RichLin-bo6ogin combat*
@@Nordaritan nah, he IS the combat
@Andrewe-eb1rq Yes the package is the weapon used in combat
Delivery Status: *In Combat*
lmao
Delivery Status: *Securing Air Superiority*
"We’re sorry, your package had been delayed our plane has crash landed off the aircraft carrier
"Which shipping speed would you like to select?"
"Belkan."
😂
‘Oh wow, my package is already here!’
"The World On Time" is their slogan and they sure seem to live up to it.
“Fuck this war, fuck everything, screw the Anti Aircraft fire, i need to deliver this fucking package by Wednesday.”
@@ThatIsALakeSir "Or I don't get paid."
@@lockheedx33 (ignore this reply)
@@lockheedx33 “And this package is being delivered to Memphis, it’s ANTI AIRCRAFT guns for FedEx planes! If i don’t deliver this package, i might as well lose my job!”
"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds" is a phrase long associated with the American postal worker. - Wikipedia
Lmao
0:24 : Hey look ! a civilian airliner
Imagine being in the cockpit
"Bank angle."
"Terrain!"
**stick shake**
"Overspeed!"
"Terrain!"
"PULL UP!" **whoop** **whoop**
"Wind shear!"
never in my life would i see a DC-10 doing the Top Gun
The MD-11F didnt have the handling
An insanely overpowered force field that instantly obliterates everything within it? Nah. Those target markers disappearing were caused by the targets seeing the fedex and remembering that one "fragile" package that did not arrive fragile, and disintegrated their own minds by the sheer sadness and upset caused by it.
Thats a feature with the DC-10. The Forcefield is created by a cargo door exploding off and depressurization.
They will stop at nothing to meet that delivery deadline.
"Hmm, I wonder why my tracking number says my package is in a war torn country."
Never though about watching a McDonnell Douglas DC-10 doing air combat manouvers.
McDonnel Douglas "Death Cruiser 10" DC-10
There is a civilian airliner that was piloted by an ace fighter pilot, he had to do combat rolls with it to force some dude inside the plane to stop trying to take down the plane.
Edit: Forgot to mention he was doing it while concussed and when they inspected the plane to see what happened there was bloodied foot prints and handprints all over the ceiling, walls, and floor.
@@Cyrissionthat would be Federal Express flight 705.
@@parislikesliners Thanks, forgot the name of it.
I mean now who needs Dr. Schroeder's X-02 ehere u can get Donald Douglas' Combat DC-10 😂
2:35 Rare glimpse of the incredible cloaking technologies used by the shipping fleet
"They call me the 'death cruiser 10' for a reason."
-DC-10
3:27 imagine seeing an boeing with three scars in your metro
That's a McDonel Douglas DC-10
@@PolishBotMan okay thanks
@@PolishBotMan same company these days.
This is just the crew of Federal Express Flight 705 coming back from retirement.
Our delivery box is not just industrial grade. Its military grade. -FedEx Air Force
Same day shipping.
Directly to God.
"Hey look a civilian airliner" -the mentaly instable missile -
mentally unstable missile vs mentally unstable mute psychopath in a civilian airliner
Lesson: don't mess with fedex.
Oh hey a civilian airline
When its a one day delivery but youre in a war:
Bro really put the “Death” in Death Chamber
Mihaly: (ordered smth online and package though FedEx)
Trigger: right away! (destory enemy’s fighter with his DC-10 and Mihaly’s package inside)
Dude, the formation in the beginning got me. 😂😂
Here before this comedy blows up
Same
Same
Same
Emas
Mihaly: I wish to understand the package.
"That wasn't a carpet bombing. It was a special combat delivery."- David Allvin (Chief of Staff of the Airforce) probably.
“Oh hey look, a civilian airliner!”
“What the fuck is it doing?”
“Oh shit, fire now!”
“It’s got countermeasures and weapons! We can’t stop it!”
“We can’t stop it, it’s a Fedex airliner!”
Trigger is a menace in that plane.
Love the fact that he says oh look a civilian airliner in the proceeds to miss it
"I'll need to inform HQ to watch out for planes bearing that emblem"
The emblem: FedEx
funniest shit ive ever seen in my life JAKJSAKSJ cheers from argentina! THIS IS THE CONTENT WE NEED i salute your editing
When this plane’s flight computer says “PULL UP!” it means the slang version.
FedEx stands for Federal Express. The Federal Military had an express operation.
This is what william dafoe was looking at in the meme
this is disgustingly fun
That ending is actually funny asf lmao, when he just casually pops up! 😂
All those fighter jets and then there's a FedEx plane piloted by a florida man.
Bro just pulled a kulbit in a DC-10
Ok, the "Civilian airliner" line Doppler effecting as that heatseeker zoomed by actually sent me lmfaooooo
FedEX pilot: "A military conflict is disturbing my delivery? That should not a problem!"
“the aircraft is in peak condition”
*only the nose gear remains*
Very effective anti-missile laser destroying missile launchers.
And aircraft carrier
The fucking audio for the missiles fading in and out as they pass has me rolling, holy shit.
imagine working on an aircraft carrier and they begin scarmbling insanely overpowered MD-11's
"We are introducing big changes to prevent our planes from piracy and cargo damage!"
The big changes:
DC-10s if Mcdonell douglass was not greedy
1:25 i never thought i'd see an MD-11 doing anti gravity post stall maneuvers
ive worked around these aircraft before can confirm 100% accurate
So that's why my cargo was making circles over the China Sea.
not sure why they called trigger sane as he is doing a constant kulbit upwards in a DC-10-30
The first Strand-Flight game.
For some reason, that last shot “Triggered” (heh) my brain to start playing a bassboosted Rhapsody in Blue. United loves to spam that song.
Ah yes, the “death carrier” of Osea. The X-02 has some rivalry now
I have recently got the switch version of this game and been having a blast playing it
Edit : I have seen so of the mods for the game but this is by far the funniest one
I wanna see a L1011 TWA mod now
1:35 Area 88 Act III moment
The jet taking off from the carrier: nonononononono, WAITWAITWAITWAIT
This is why my deliveries from FedEx has been always delayed
Ace combat devs: *HOW THE FU-*
Now I need this
Most peaceful El Al flight
Majestic.
"Nothing stops the mail!"
-GLA Bomb Truck
Weakest FedEx delivery man
Peak condition: got only one gear left
DC-10 power.
These fools DCDid what they shouldn't have DCDone.
UPS has been real quite after this dropped
This is how kc-10 pilots fly
RIP Gucci bois
Delivery Status : *IN COMBAT*
Where is my fed ex delivery guy?
The fed ex delivery guy:
When they started doing the tunnel run, the first that came to mind was "Fedex when you put an order to get to your house today at 11:59"
This is SOOOOO overpowered!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh, so thats why my framework 16 delivery took a little while.
Betty taught the md11 as good as the FA18
Im from federal express and ill ABSOLUTELY be there overnight
Combat DC-10? I've just Sioux City Iowa'd my pants.
beautiful
damn hes going through the tunnels at 2500 speed. Did somebody pay for overnight shipping at 23:59?
slightly over 3000 tbh
This had me rolling! XD
I can't think a Cargo Jet doing Kulbitz
mobius 1 was an UPS pilot and cipher was DHL
I was almost in tears during the carrier takeoff lmao
Idea: Ace Combat 8 where the enemy squadron is all DC-10s
now i gotta get the mod list for this
see description lol
how tf a FedEx plane flies supersonic
Belkan Technological bullshitery. That's how.
No wonder why my overseas packages with them takes weeks to arrive and often came battered
Denny Hamlin is flying that thing
Why is that md11 going faster than the speed of sound
deliver destruction
Weakest fedex delivery man:
Fedex in real life delivers me
Fedex in ac7 drops fucking bombs
IN THE SAME FUCKING DAY
Fedex situation: in combat
*Z.O.E:* **Sees FedEx weaponizing the APS system.**
bestest youtuber ever
3:22 she said the thing!!!!
SPECIAL DELIVERY