Israeli Comedians MOCK Leftists For Calling Jesus ‘Palestinian’ 😂
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This show is approximately 100000000000x funnier than Saturday Night Live
Word 💯
Low opinion
you mean "Saturday Night Lie"?
Or anything on BBC
At first I thought the wise man on the left was Andy Samberg.
Islam:
-Mentions Israel 43 times
-Mentions Palestine 0 times
-Says Jesus was the last profit sent to Israel to teach the Jews mosaic law
Moral: even Islam knows that Israel is over 2000 years old 😅
Yea I don’t know why the Muslims keep saying Jews came from Europe? I think the Muslims in Europe gotta go back to the Middle East though because they’re being oppressed in Europe.
Dumbass israel was a prophet .israel never estende and if it exist its because it is a colony that supresses the indigenous palestinians loser 🇵🇸 palestine
That's not the current israel... use your brain sometimes
@@KhaloodZizo well if you say it without any explanation then it must be true 🤣
@rachelisrael8987 the Israel which mentioned in quran is not today's Israel... Israel is a holy name! I can also say those jews who's living in Israel right now stole that name from Bible and Quran to make them look good... and also you don't believe in Bible or Quran so why are you using them for your logic ??? 🤔
I'm a life long Christian and I'm amazed to see Jews standing up for this truth. They not just have sense of humour but a sense of reality.
@@Eunoia-hv3gm no,the whole jews for jesus thing is just more christians trying to convert jews.we know the story of jesus we just dont believe in it.
the time frame is known too and the 2nd temple was destroyed in 70ad
and here in lies the main problem. Why are you amazed that Jews stand up for the truth? Did you think all Jews were always wrong and terrible?
Fact. I really don't get the ignorance masses. What's happening to the world.
And they are funyyyy
Islam doesn't like Saturday or Sunday people. We've gotta unite against the evils
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bet all the pro Palestinians are having a meltdown right now😁
No, they won't understand it.
Nah they find this sad.
They are almost exploding with suicidal rage
@@salaciousone like the Irish
@@icytucan5776 Cry some more
Always admired Jewish humour, they can laugh even in times of extreme adversity. 🏴🇮🇱♥️
Israel right now reminds me of Great Britain back in the late 80's early 90's.
The Golden Era.
they had a show "The Jews Are Coming" ... they had an episode of the Eichman hanging - TH-cam BANNED IT !!
Woke ideology running amok and they are trying to shove it down our throats.
I grew up on Jewish humor from my earliest memories of Dr Murry Banks (now that really dates me😂🤷🏼♀️) - Google him, you’ll love him and his ability to make anyone who doesn’t take themselves too seriously to laugh.
Sooo true
We had to develop thick skins and a cynical sense of humor throughout the centuries... it's the best mechanism to help one survive! You can't really go though hell without making fun of the devil, you'll never make it...
I’m Jewish and I can tell you that we consider Jesus to have been 💯 Jewish…he lived and died a Jew, and in between he was raised by a Jewish family, in a Jewish community, practiced Jewish habits and was also a rabbi…he was descended from the house of King David, you don’t get any more Jewish than that…next they’ll be saying that king David was a Palestinian 😂🤣
Much love and gratitude to all the Christians throughout the world who stand with Israel during these difficult times ❤️🙏 May you all be blessed a thousand times over ❤️
you’ll be surprised, but Muslim apologists indeed preach that everyone was a Muslim, even long before Muhammad…🤦♂️
don’t ask how they explain it. it’s long, tedious and incoherent :)
LOL. No. He was the first Christian, so how can he be a Jew? Or does Judaism suddenly approve of the Trinity?
@@Seeker_of_sensewrong, Saul who became Paul was the first Xtian, you know the road to Damascus…🙄
@seeker-of-sense….Jesus never converted to Christianity, until his last breath he was a Jew…His followers, who regarded him as Lord and resurrected messiah, were the first Christians…at any rate, the one thing He definitely wasn’t was Palestinian lol
@@MattieShilohHe didn’t have to “convert” to Christianity as He WAS Christianity.
Brilliant! The Israelis are very witty. Especially in these hard times. Well done
very witty at starting settler states
which “states” stupid. The Israel’s have only one tiny state.
The arabs have more than 20.
And after that you are calling Israel are occupied Palestine?!
When in the history was an in depended state named “Palestaine”. Who was the first prime minister, what was the national anthem?
By the way, the so called Palestinian have the chance to get land in 1947 (Resolution 181 by the UN) but they denny it and started a war with unborn yet Israel And lost. By 1948-1967 the Gaza strip and west bank was under Egypt and Jordan controls.
Why in those 19 years the Palestinian didn’t receive independents?
@@AC-mp7cx i think arab is colonizer ..
Who colonized Egypt, levant , Babylon, north Africa .. even india ( sindh , which is now Pakistan) ..
They massacred , force converted.. changed demographics..
Israel is just a tiny state reclaiming their small land and history..
But Sinwar resurrects every time after IDF kills him
@@AC-mp7cx The settlers came from Arabia.
There never was and has never been a Palestinian state.
@calvaryaklsound1795 Nor a currency or a capital city. And here they sit, or squat rather, in a partition of Israel called to this day Judea & Samaria, after the Jews who have lived there without hiatus for 5,000 years, claiming the land is actually theirs from the river to the sea. You can't make it up.
@calvaryaklsound1795 True. Talk about looking a thoroughly undeserved gift land in the mouth. They, indigent, ethno-Syriac squatters in the Holy Land that they are, were offered the chance for much more land than they have now (with even a single square yard being more than they deserved) and yet, grabbing for all the yards in the most selfish, callous, immature declaration of war the world has ever seen (twice), they've lost the majority that they were offered and now bleat at the closed gate after choosing to stand outside, and the world must listen to their bleating?
FACT
yes the future of people who are not brainwashed you can fell their pain.. free palestine could mean get rid of hamas and islam.. @calvaryaklsound1795
Tha'ts true. There were 5 Philistine city-states on the west coast of Judea a long time ago, but they were gone as a people and as a polity by the time of Jesus.
Lefties are having a massive identity crisis.I like Israel sense of humour! Very funny😂
Be careful, the Righties are attempting to re-write history - remember their chants "the Jews will not replace us". There are anti-Semites on both sides.
They are not having an identity crisis. They are just admitting that they are anti-semitic.
I'm a Leftie, not only pro-Israel, but live in Israel. Stop using our hardships to badmouth leftists!
zionists seething
Imagine thinking you are god's favorite people because you got part of your d!ck cut off, (foreskin) and tiyng it to your identity, simply embarassing...
Without lies Islam dies 😂
FR😂
🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯
Very true.Oh yes!
FACTS
Right
It wasn't renamed Palestine till after Jesus was dead. Islam wasn't founded till after Christianity.
I had a woman argue with me that the al aqsa mosque built on the ruins of the ancient jewish temple is 2500 years old 😂🤣 I pointed out islam is only 1400 years old and she said ‘no islam always existed you liar’ this is who you are dealing with 🤪
@@JSrg8ixtry asking a Muslim what religion their ancestors followed before the 7th century. Absolutely insane.
700 years after Christianity to be more specific.
actualy even then its was still refered to as judea but oficaly it sti l want palestine it was syria palestina @Hlord-be4xx
700 years after Jesus died. Muslims claims on Jesus are as stupid as Slavic claims on Alexander the Great.
Perfectly done 😂 this is why comedy is so important, some things are just too ridiculous.
I am a Christian and LOVE this!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This nonsense about ‘Palestine’ is actually bringing Jews and Christian closer. It makes me happy. Jesus was a Jew, and as a Christian, I love Jews, my brothers❤
I dare you to go to Jerusalem tell those Orthodox Jews, that you are their brother. Let's see if you come out alive 🤣.
@@Ibrahim-fh6kv You are projecting YOUR Arab way of thinking and behavior on Jews.
@@Ibrahim-fh6kvOrthodox Jews hate the state of Israel lol. They are less than 5 percent of Jewish population.
@@Ibrahim-fh6kvget your pe do mohammad some time .
No you are christian if you support the synagogue of satan who created false israel, you support satan.
Do you think they seem like ancient israel , palestinian are the direct descendant of ancient israel.
Abraham was born in what is now iraq, so you have an idea.
We have to go to the Holy Land to get good satire now.
It's very funny 😂 but just goes to show how the West is being viewed & how true this comedy skit is.
Jesus was a Jew and every REAL Christian will know that.
Hahahahhahaha. Do you thunk the word Palesjsjshinian means Muslim? If yes, I have no comment.
Ethnicity has nothing to do with Nationality you smart head
Yes! A palestinan jew
@@ninayosef2575An Aramean Jew from the Herodian Tetrarchy.
The Roman province of Palestine did not exist for over another 100 years.
@@unionofsa so its the romans land after all🤣🤣
Who killed Jesus?
A recent study found that our young people today are mentally seven years less mature at the same age than the previous generation, and that generation was seven years less mature at the same age than their previous generation. So the next time you find yourself arguing with a young person in their mid-twenties remember this, you are actually arguing with a ten or eleven-year-old!!
So they are only 7 years old in the mind,...now it makes sense.😊
well they should get a hiding and sent to bed early then 😂
Sounds legit. I always take some pacifiers and diapers to debates with "progressives".
I believe it
I actually believe this could be a fact
We stand with humanity, we stand with Israel 🇮🇱✝
I stand with Israel and the decent Israelis who do not want apartheid or genocide in their name.
@@stygis5964 What apartheid or genocide are you talking about? In Israel, the Jew president of the country was jailed by an Arab Muslim judge. And yes he still lives and works as a judge in Israel. Nobody rapе, massacre or kill him.
@@stygis5964Or world domination!
@@mehallica666 Welll , the world domination isnt too bad, as long as everyone is happy with it ^^
Read up on what apartheid is before posting nonsense
This is basically what the people who say Jesus was Palestinian and Jews were never native to the land are saying
It is funny because, "Islam, what is that?". There were 0 Muslims when Jesus was born because that false religion had yet to be invented until some 500 years later.
That's the joke
Everyone has a right to their opinion, in a Democracy like Israel. Nobody gets Beheaded in a Democracy ,seems the 2 million Israeli Arabs Agree, none have immigrated to any other Country.. SHALOM,
Excellent. This does sum up the west so correctly
Only loony left in West. The non brainwashed in west have nothing but disdain for these people
Not all of the west, don't put us all in the same basket please!
I am also from the west and I can confirm, that not everyone is like that. ...
@@Anneliese210
3 out of 65 million, not bad
@@NicholasDVanderhoof 3 out of 65 million, not bad
Subtle. Jewish humour is always lively.
There's a reason Mel Brooks is a legend.
@@Zeitgeist6”JEWS IN SPACE, ZOOMING AROUND, PROTECTING THE HEBREW RACE!” - Mel Brooks
As a Christian all I can say is forgive these ignorant leftists for they know not what they do. This is great thank you.
all i can say is, as an idiot who believes in nonsense, your opinion counts for very little.
@@stygis5964 Time will tell.
@@stygis5964 congratulations, people like you are the reason the West has become what it is.
Unfortunately, we can't just turn away from this, as those leftists promote death and radical religious actions without understanding the bottom line. It's not only about Hamas but about any radical group that thinks they are superior to any other nation.
@@stygis5964 sheep please be quiet this isnt TH-cam kids go have your bubble there
Must be one of the best videos on TH-cam. Not even Private Eye could have done that
Private Eye hasn't been funny since 1986 when Ingrams left.
Eretz nehederet > SNL
everything beats the vaccine show in terms of being funny
This is funnier than any of the Christmas specials on TV recently. I can imagine a load of woke types having a mental breakdown over this.
Fr
I'm a proud Christian here to say Jesus was from Israel 🇮🇱
A truly blessed nation
Love from israel brother
he wasn't from Israel either. He was from Judea. still a jewish kingdom though
Sinwar is killed by IDF every month, how can you say he is Israeli?
Yes, Israel did exist, there is no denied of that since Quran mentioned, but you forgot that people of that time are different compare to modern fake "Isrealis". And Palestinians used to be Jews but converted to Christianity, then most converted to Islam. So they are the indegisous original Israeli people. Please be a critical thinker and do some research. The current people that lived in Israel, most of them are Europeans, and they have European names, not Jewish. You can go check what the PM of Israel real name is.
@@Ibrahim-fh6kvHow do you tell ‘fake’ compare to ‘real’. Your so called ‘real’ Palestinians are the descendant of the invading Arabs who mixed in and changed the original religion of the locals. The Jews are the descendants from the area too and practice the original religion and practices. How ‘real’.
ohoo someone has been listening this semester 🤣🤣
Bet lehem - house of bread in Hebrew
More like bread house
``Beit" does mean ``house of" in modern Hebrew, but back when Bethlehem was named, it probably meant ``origin of bread".
I know what it means now....thanks. reading is good
I am not from Beit-Lehem, but my maiden name means baker and I happend to be baking bread in my house right now 😂
Ancient Palestinian* you haven't been listening this semester 🤣
Israeli comedy is one of the best. It reminds me of the past UNWOKE British humour which WAS the best!
Like Benny Hill and the other commedian with the glass of whiskey in his hand.
@@user-yc3pb1ij7g Dave Allen 👍🏻
Dave Allen and May your god go with you! 😆
yeah I guess racism was funny hahahahahahahhaahaahhhahahahhahahahahaahahahahahahahahhaahaahhhahahahhahahhhaahaahhhahahahhahahhhaahaahhhahahahhahahhhaahaahhhahahahhahah
@@aminekarouiyou would think racism is funny, since you're so race obsessed. Sad...
now that's a classic I'm thinking of watching Israeli comedy t.v all the time its like watching british comedy in the 80s when you could have a laugh instead of all the censored and woke sh*t which we have now, more please mahyar 👍🇬🇧🏴
My thoughts exactly remind me of when we could laugh without risk of being raided by the thought police...
@@Geo65582 so true
George Orwell 1984 becoming true later f*ckin lefty idiots
@@Geo65582yep .need a copper cos ya house has been robbed ,not a chance ..but upset a big socialist Jessie on one of them crappy social media platforms like farcebook or thick tock then the plod are team handed knocking ya door in with the big red key .
May God bless those who fight ignorance with humour.
I can't help it ... which god?
@@elaadtיהוה
G-d of Judaism, Christianity (to an extent), and Islam.
@@Thestuffdoer thanks for clarifying that. I though it might be Loki, Zeus, Ganesha, the FSM or one from any other pantheon.
@@elaadt as thestuffdoer says Yahweh the only God who could be considered a God
Unfortunately, Islamic Terror Groups ,Never fight with "Humor"
we christians love israel... now this is how we should counter islamic propangada.. love israel..
Do we? Have you seen what the Orthodox Jews do to Priests and Nuns, spitting at them on streets and telling them they cannot wear the Cruxifix. I side with Israel begrudgingly, as should you
look at how the jews treat the christians in israel...
is what I'd say if I was stupid. There's a few bad jews, but we're glad to have you, love from murica
Israel always the BEST in EVERYTHING, EVEN HUMOUR 😂😂
Hilarious. 🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮 I stand with Israel as a Christian living in the UK. Our Lord and Saviour was a Jew ❤❤❤❤
and jews killed him?
To akgaminyt
The R-o-m-a-n killed him
Everybody knows that
Dont spread your
Anti-$emic lies
No the jews did'nt killed him@@akgamingyt9789
The roman killed him@@akgamingyt9789
Jesus was King of the Jews. No such thing as Palestinian in that era.
Brilliant, well done! And so true!! ❤❤
😂Brilliant! That reminds me - I went to school in West Germany in the 80s and our Religious Education teacher told us that during the Nazi Era, part of the German protestants believed that Jesus was Aryan ... I used to think that was about as absurd as it can get, but apparently I was wrong ... 🤦🏼♀️🤪
You weren't wrong. The ones who says he was Palestinian at least got the correct area on the map...
Aryan = Persian (from Iran) ...only a fun fact lol
That’s why they went to Tibet on expedition?
🇬🇧🇮🇱forever
🏴🇮🇱🇬🇧
So Germany 🇩🇪🇬🇧🇮🇱👍👋
@@wonneproppen-jb2jm America, Britain, France, Germany, and Israel forever!
the kings of the west!
we are one of you!
Didn't you start this thing? (joking)
Love from israel🇮🇱❤️
Perfect 😅😅 Good to see something intelligent, sane and funny in these stupid, ignorant times. The three «wise men» from the West should also have insisted on «gender neutral words» for the baby 😅
from what i understand , they did this skit because there are lefties trying to convince everyone that Jesus was Muslim or something
Exactly,.
Islam has already done that by claiming every believer in God whenever he lived, from Adam onwards is a Muslim.
Lefties, Islamists and Palestinian Arabs are trying to convince all the others Jesus was not a Jew.
Next they will change IESVS NAZARENVS REX IVDÆORVM (Iesus Nazarenus, Rex Iudaeorum), which in English translates to "Jesus the Nazarene, King of the Jews" (John 19:19) to INRP.
And what a terrible skit. Watching grass grow is more fun
@@icytucan5776Hamastorbator
So the muslims killed Jesus
They're so funny ...thank you Mahyar
WOW!👏 You guys are amazing! A great blow to stupidity and ignorance. God bless Israel
bloody hilarious ty all love to Israel
Israel, brilliant nation👏👏👏👏👏
The Ancient Father of the palestinian people was Palestino Palestini the Great. An Italian. Who invented PalePizza.
😂
ROFL 😁
Bahaha
I laughed hard at your comment...I never knew history was an important subject until now...people are just so woke and uneducated
Sam Shamoun on TH-cam has never lost a debate with Muslims
When both sides of the debate are wrong nobody wins it.
Christian prince is also undefeated and beats them with thier own evil book of hate and fornication
i love it when he calls them potatoes :]
Sam is a top man check out David Wood for comedic and factual insight into Islam and the prophet
And he gets them "busted"@@ct5965
This isn't even a daft stereotype of how people outside the West see Western leftists. This is 100% accurate.
Can Americans watch this in school in school in order to really get educated???
Love these guys and their humour ❤
Islam was founded in 610 AD.
Ah, satire. That made me feel nostalgic for British comedy from about 30 years ago. Allahu Akbar. Ho, ho, ho.
I don't find that, particularly funny to moke my culture
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I just love this👏👏👏👏
I long for the days when this sort of sketch would be on the BBC. The 80s were fun to be alive.
That brought back memories of the old SNL! I miss it! 🇮🇱❤🇺🇸
Am Yisrael Chai the nation of Israel lives support from Dublin Ireland 🇮🇪 keep strong
And you, our friend. We are dealing with the same issue.
❤❤❤
Sending back love and support
Love from israel brother🇮🇱❤️
Suprising to hear that from an Irish thank you very much
Yes, Yes, Yes! Ireland stands with Israel.
I love this. So brilliant. At the end they could have made a reference to East palestine.... 🙂
Or the North Polestine
@@shtroizn😂😂😂
This brilliant act is a tight slap to Khan Sir of @KhanGsResearchCentre who in his videos claims that there were no Israel, only Palestine. Love 🇮🇱 from 🇮🇳.
Haha! Spot on. How ridiculous does the west look?
Greetings from a Christian. Just love this kind of humor! And of course: Jesus from Nazareth was a Jew, with an long list of ancestors listed in the Bible. Shalom!
🙏✝️✡️
I'm loving these guys!
“It makes me feel unsafe” 🤣
So so funny, absolutely brilliant.!!😂😂😂😂😂
That was brilliant😅
Those pro Palestinian kids wouldn't understand the joke and so are their professors. They don't even know where florida is.
Ha ha so funny and shows how absurd things are today 😅👏👏
...oh, come on... EVERYONE knows Jesus was Canadian !!
From Kapiskasing. 😁
The true Persia stands with Israel. This fascist Iranian government is a woeful misrepresentation of its people. Persians honour the name of Cyrus, the liberator of the Jews from Babylonian captivity.
Absolutely brilliant…….
Even the Romans consider Jesus was Jew since they made a sign "King of the Jews" to hang over the cross when they crucified him.
That sign was to mock him, not that they believed it.
Great sense of humor 😂 shows how the pro-Palestinian working on changing the history.
Priceless!!
That's Brett Gelman! Love him.
How very American this is. Imagine my shock.
What is your point? these silly wokes are mainly in the US. The satire is directed to them..
Ah, the old 'Israelis are just Americans' trope. You people will say anything to denigrate Jewish identity.
What is your point ?
Many of the top grossing comedy shows and movies of all time have actors and writers from this one cultural background
Santa hu akbar😂
As a Christian, this warms my heart. Thanks for sharing ❤🇬🇧
That's Brett Gelman who plays Murray in Stranger Things. Gelman has been very vocal recently about his disgust with "Liberal Woke Idiots" (his actual words) who support Hamas. Great to see him lending his talents to Eretz Nehederet in order to mock these Leftoids.
@user-yg2hy4wr5g There were no muslims when Jesus was born, Quran wasn't written till over 600 years later.
Erets Nehederet is an Israeli satire program and they are absolutely brilliant 🎉
Sederday Night Live
But He's a professor from Berkly. Can he be wrong?
Loved it, brilliant
They forgot to mention that Jesus was queer too. A queer Black Palestinian
Well ... He did spend all his time with twelve dudes .... I mean...
Jesus , of the tribe of Judah and the house of David ✝️
Judah as in Jew ?
Hallelujah ✝️
false, he wasn't btw yahodha (judas) was kind of a son of a b*tch for almost killing his demi brother who was youssef(josef) the real prophet
That "That Question is very Islamophobic" is 🔥🤪
The irony of the latest conflict being Palestine is derived from Philistine who were a backward primitive people. And no, neither were muslim because islam hadn't been invented.
The Philistins were actually very strong and not so primitive. They came from the sea- probably from a Greek island. But no relations to the Arabs that only called themselves Palestinians in the 60's
Jesus.
🤣🤣 It gets weirder when you play out Pali fantasies about their past.
they must make a skit about Palestinian history with contradicting narratives conflating and interrupting each other :)
Christianity is the religion of peace...peace to all .
.happy Christmas...
It’s been a bit naughty in the past, but it’s grown up now ….😂😂
@@craigpimlott204 exactly they did bad things in the past like crusades. But muslims do bad things even now
The Crusades have left the chat😂
The Crusades have left the chat😂
@@KfirGdaliaMoldavsky8902 that was 100s years ago. Muslims do jihad even today
These people know comedy.
Saw this yesterday, i laughed the loudest when at the final scene, Miriam said 'Jesus' ...😅
In islamic 'history' Isa was born Jew but from a Muslim background, 24 prophets of Islam were Jews but only Mohd was from arab. So according to their teachings, Jew must be condemned bcz the Jews didn't acknowledge Mohd as the last prophet.
N check who murdered Mohd?...
From an ideology that practises taqqiya ?? bahahahahh . Islam didn't exist for another five hundred years...taqqiya is so ridiculous,...and clearly a form of delusion....😀😁😂🤣 And Sofiye ...did in the man that murdered her husband and then r@ped her, NO ????? 😐
A young wise jewish lady😂
This scetch needs reposting on repeat
Spot on!
Man,, this is just Spot on😮
😂 oh this is going to offend many uneducated ..no sorry educated (its a media study thing) people..is saying "people" still allowed?
I am hindu and have respect for Jews for their fighting spirit...long live Israel
Looked like advertisment for canadian university😂
Excellent comedy and so on point.
Brilliant. Very clever :)
Brilliant absolutely brilliant 😂
Hang on, someone tried to say he was black the other day 😂
They're the Israeli version of Not The Nine Oclock News.
Sederday Night Live
I think the next step will be Adam... yeah... Adam is Palestinian 😅
😂😂😂