She Chose Baldie Over 11 Years of Marriage

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  • @4chanInAMinute
    @4chanInAMinute  21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Top-tier greentexts right here 👉🏻 th-cam.com/play/PL4pRpbzNHf6CEUP8Qa4VSKSn0DDz288vO.html

  • @beevuv
    @beevuv หลายเดือนก่อน +850

    the security guards is W mans

    • @thebigbrains9375
      @thebigbrains9375 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      For real

    • @artos9406
      @artos9406 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      I mean, he's just a decent man, wouldn't YOU help this guy out? Still respect

    • @1O1neTake
      @1O1neTake 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      He definitely hinted him out on cute couple, bro sensed something

  • @ScottJohnCaile
    @ScottJohnCaile หลายเดือนก่อน +1219

    When a woman calls you insecure it's already over. Just smile and say farewell.

    • @randomcenturion7264
      @randomcenturion7264 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

      True. Smile, nod, quietly move finances to new account, find emergency housing then start new life.

    • @jimvenanzio6561
      @jimvenanzio6561 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@randomcenturion7264 its just like committing murder but you dont' have a body to hide--just an ex--and dont' have to move to Tia Juana to do it.

    • @mspaint93
      @mspaint93 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

      Woman or man, you don't call people you love 'insecure'. Same with insulting intelligence, dignity etc. Overly defensive and insulting people are not worth a serious relationship.

    • @HeadCrabbyPatty
      @HeadCrabbyPatty หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      After 11 years of marriage?

    • @samjiman
      @samjiman หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Low T male referencing Marvel

  • @JoeyCannoli
    @JoeyCannoli หลายเดือนก่อน +864

    Baldie should’ve stuck to teaching math.

    • @DrRobotnikPingas
      @DrRobotnikPingas หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Baldige thinks he‘s Heavy from Team Fortress

    • @whkn
      @whkn หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@DrRobotnikPingas no, not heavy. Spy from TF2.

    • @Glorpuya
      @Glorpuya หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@whknnah sniper but without a razorback

    • @LedoCool1
      @LedoCool1 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He should've stayed being a plumber.

    • @jonharrison3114
      @jonharrison3114 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Bros should’ve stayed being an astronaut

  • @MikeRotch2020
    @MikeRotch2020 หลายเดือนก่อน +527

    "Why don't you go for a walk, buddy"...fucking wow.

    • @Niyuki.
      @Niyuki. หลายเดือนก่อน

      - Pulls out .45 ACP
      - Why don't you go for your knees, trespasser?

    • @Markm8
      @Markm8 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      The pier rage he felt gave him a dps boost dude

    • @LesNouvelle-Angleterreur
      @LesNouvelle-Angleterreur หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hit em with "I will, either I'm walking your asses out the door or the police are walking me to their car door"

    • @prateekdhingra6957
      @prateekdhingra6957 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That line can make a man do something that leads to jail 100%

    • @user-if9pp4vg7g
      @user-if9pp4vg7g 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​​@@Markm8That is a sentance that could end a mans life if that situation 😂😂 guy had the audacity.

  • @McNuggies-ff3ln
    @McNuggies-ff3ln หลายเดือนก่อน +669

    She for the streets brother

    • @preeperdeep705
      @preeperdeep705 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      They literally all are

    • @McNuggies-ff3ln
      @McNuggies-ff3ln หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @preeperdeep705 damn near starting to believe that

    • @whkn
      @whkn หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@McNuggies-ff3ln i don't know honestly, i've heard enough of these stories i just can't get what is real and what is fake and forged
      are these videos taking a mental toll on me? because i feel like i'm in a never ending debt settlement, where the debt is knowledge and i pay
      by watching these videos that cause me to lose hope in humanity

    • @Forlornskyes1438
      @Forlornskyes1438 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@whkn I think alot of these are ragebait/revengeporn fabrications made by autistic shut-ins. What makes them so plausible is that this exact story has happened before in a different form many times in the real world. The problem with women is the same problem with everybody nowadays. The state of the western world has caused people to become Infantalized and therefore mentally and emotionally stunted. When more and more people become children trapped in the body of adults, they make stupid, callous, selfish, and irrational decisions, just like anon's wife did in this scenario. This is the product of a mass societal cancer which threatens to lower us to beasts.

    • @-Mawce-
      @-Mawce- หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@preeperdeep705There are just as many couples that stay in a happy marriage "until death do us part" as there are stories like this. You just gotta get lucky and find the right person.

  • @Halloweenowl
    @Halloweenowl หลายเดือนก่อน +471

    Heard this story on a different channel. Baldie and Jane were in that Residential area because he was illegally squatting in a guy's house he was supposed to be housesitting for, which the owner was NOT happy about when he was informed. The husband also reported him to the gym he worked at and got him fired.
    Edit cause my replies are getting deleted, look up "Caught My Wife Cheating With Our Gym Coach, So I Collected Evidence... NEW UPDATE FULL STORY" on TH-cam and you can find the full story.

    • @whkn
      @whkn หลายเดือนก่อน

      is it true that wives and 'trainers' always bang when the wives' husbands are gone? because if it's true, i have another reason to be celibate.

    • @tabicat.puccino7425
      @tabicat.puccino7425 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      what about Jane's family did they know?

    • @lettersinorder
      @lettersinorder หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Source?(Im thirsty)

    • @Halloweenowl
      @Halloweenowl หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tabicat.puccino7425 If I recall correctly, her father was dead and mother has dementia. I believe she had a sister though. I replied with the name for a 2-hour long video if you're interested.

    • @nagirondart
      @nagirondart หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh, I remember this story! Yeah, it's wild. The dude was trying to baby trap her, right? He got really obsessed with her

  • @aa-uz5gv
    @aa-uz5gv หลายเดือนก่อน +335

    Should've told her family as well

    • @Nomed38
      @Nomed38 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

      I would have and sent them the videos/audio as proof of her infidelity.

    • @Agent_Nick_5000
      @Agent_Nick_5000 หลายเดือนก่อน

      well i'd at least consult the lawyer
      knowing the court bias 1 small mistake and wammen win the case
      I've seen literal dead beat junkie mothers get full custody and the decent farther goes bankrupt just to save the kid
      ​@Nomed38

    • @whkn
      @whkn หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      @@Nomed38 i would send as an attachment as the filler reason instead of explaining things.

    • @jimvenanzio6561
      @jimvenanzio6561 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Good move. pot doesn't stir so much as the whole thing swishes around and she has to answer to EVERYBODY ELSE now.

    • @fourayes1655
      @fourayes1655 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      I’d ask the lawyer first if sharing the video was ok legally.

  • @spectrezero2526
    @spectrezero2526 หลายเดือนก่อน +151

    Honestly dude is way more calm than I would’ve been. Would’ve caught a couple of charges that day

    • @ghostlive2393
      @ghostlive2393 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      Baldie Would have to change his pronouns to Was/Were if it were me

    • @ikengaspirit3063
      @ikengaspirit3063 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Could have been fake you know.

    • @bennyb.1742
      @bennyb.1742 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      My uncle legit yeeted his Baldie out a second story window and did time.

    • @KalashChanel
      @KalashChanel หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@ghostlive2393 wife would have to change her pronouns to Was/Were if it were me

    • @magisterrleth3129
      @magisterrleth3129 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I think the words the prosecutor would have for me would be something along the lines of, "an atrocious act of brutality the likes of which this county hasn't seen in decades."

  • @toomo5
    @toomo5 หลายเดือนก่อน +362

    fake: anon has wife
    gay: anon wanted to record baldie naked

    • @LedoCool1
      @LedoCool1 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Gay: anon grabbed naked baldie

    • @solartree4189
      @solartree4189 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Anon wanted to financially kill baldie

  • @patbirkett4131
    @patbirkett4131 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

    My wife cheated on me this summer, it’s devastating but once you reach the other side it can actually be liberating.
    If someone shows you they don’t care about your feelings, tell them to jog on.

  • @Stachelbeeerchen
    @Stachelbeeerchen หลายเดือนก่อน +200

    "Jane in full downward dog, Baldie doing chest day on top"
    🤣

    • @whkn
      @whkn หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      great way to say wife is fully submitting

    • @Sakattack2023
      @Sakattack2023 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@whkngettin dug out raw.

  • @Wolfspaine7N6
    @Wolfspaine7N6 หลายเดือนก่อน +367

    "you're being immature and insecure" proceeds to prove him right.
    Edit: you people need to go back to elementary school and learn reading comprehension.

    • @BoostyGeoff
      @BoostyGeoff หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Hahaha we found a baldie / jane 😂

    • @BoostyGeoff
      @BoostyGeoff หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      And naa dude wasnt immature and insecure, he was correct with what he was seeing hence them getting devorced lol 🤦‍♂️😂

    • @lewdjiggle2011
      @lewdjiggle2011 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As usual.

    • @tierdropp7544
      @tierdropp7544 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@crimsoncourt9354yep

    • @kairu_aname
      @kairu_aname หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@crimsoncourt9354
      It's not.

  • @halfofapicture
    @halfofapicture หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    People who cheat like this baffle me. Even besides how morally bad it is, if the husband has a gun then you’re cooked.

    • @nicholisfourie8971
      @nicholisfourie8971 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah fr. It would be good for the gene pool and voting base

    • @magisterrleth3129
      @magisterrleth3129 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Yeah, in the moment, it would be so easy to just go for it. With my temper, I'm pretty sure Baldie would have had a bad last day after saying "take a walk, buddy."

    • @veiserexab1428
      @veiserexab1428 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Like that one from tbogt a bald guy catches his wife making out to Luis, that's when auto mag pistol became my favourite

    • @marialourainebanosia26
      @marialourainebanosia26 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Another reason why men are giving up dating and marriage

  • @josephmontanaro2350
    @josephmontanaro2350 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    Should have reported him to his job, thats a terminable offense

    • @Olothur
      @Olothur หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      Lawyer did, and Baldie, indeed, got fired.

    • @overlord1ful
      @overlord1ful หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      ​@@OlothurI would have gone farther and sued for alienation of affection.

    • @jimvenanzio6561
      @jimvenanzio6561 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      @@overlord1ful I didn't even know that was a thing. How many different ways can you ruin someone for ruining your marriage? *LETS FIND OUT!!!*

  • @Glorpuya
    @Glorpuya หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    good on this guy for keeping his cool, i would do some genuinely horrible things that would leave me questioning my own humanity in this situation

    • @veiserexab1428
      @veiserexab1428 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The fact that there's decent amount of guys like this scares me

    • @HDTDNOVIV
      @HDTDNOVIV 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      ​@veiserexab1428 Don't cheat and there will be nothing to fear

    • @veiserexab1428
      @veiserexab1428 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@HDTDNOVIV I know but this reminds me of some news about a guy who unalive his wife and also his kids, some even chopped up their body parts
      What I'm saying is that one friend that will bring trouble should've been avoided

    • @veiserexab1428
      @veiserexab1428 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@HDTDNOVIV lol my replies keeps getting deleted IDK by TH-cam

  • @Atreas40000
    @Atreas40000 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    I mean, he is in his house. How could he “press charges for assault” even if he “signed in”?

    • @neelbhavsar1977
      @neelbhavsar1977 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Baldie didn't sign in. There was no record. So he's legally trespassed as far as I can understand

    • @TK-7193
      @TK-7193 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @neelbhavsar1977 "why dont *you* take a walk, up the highway to heaven."
      *bang bang*

  • @Kipliw
    @Kipliw หลายเดือนก่อน +136

    Johnny sins?

    • @lastguardianofthedyinglight
      @lastguardianofthedyinglight หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      It fits the description so perhaps the origin story?

    • @Lorexbg
      @Lorexbg หลายเดือนก่อน

      You can see it if you imagine it hard . Bet dude was watching porn and figured that he can make a good story from it .

  • @CarlosMendez-tn5zi
    @CarlosMendez-tn5zi หลายเดือนก่อน +54

    Its... totally real. The feelings, the actions, the descriptions...
    This dude really lived through all of that. Cheating is a choice. You, lovestuck angel, will not comprehend it right now. But try to understand WHY cheating is a choice.
    Im sorry to burst your bubble, but you need to get out sooner rather than later, stop WASTING your precious time and life with a cheater.
    Once a cheater always a cheater. This things dont just DISAPPEAR, at least not without tremendous ammounts of effort.
    They require a change in personality for someone to stop acting and thinking like a cheater.

  • @NinjaxWizardGoVroom
    @NinjaxWizardGoVroom หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    You never had her she always felt like she settled. It’s better at 11 years before kids than at 20 with three brother.

  • @paul0596
    @paul0596 หลายเดือนก่อน +168

    Yall cant tell me that a 44yo guy uses this kinda lingo. But entertaining storytelling anyway 😂

    • @fiqirr
      @fiqirr หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Exactly hahahahaha

    • @SympatheticArsenal
      @SympatheticArsenal หลายเดือนก่อน +93

      It's a 44yo 4channer, not just a 44yo. He should be at the very least adept with internet culture.

    • @danielk.english6004
      @danielk.english6004 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      the guy who launched 4chan is just a bit younger (37), and he did it at age 16. a 44 y.o. back then would've been early twenties and pioneering the internet with flash games and early Javascript. 44 y.o. is perfectly reasonable

    • @KyzenEX
      @KyzenEX หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@danielk.english6004You're assuming a ton of numbers there; mainly when was the greentext written and how much time did Anon used the internet before accessing 4chins. Either way it's fake and gay, Baldie is Anon's dream wife's boyfriend but he needed to make it an acceptable /b/ot story

    • @FreeminderXIII
      @FreeminderXIII หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yeah he sounds like a teenager boy who watches a lot of anime lol

  • @Pan_Z
    @Pan_Z หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Real or not, have a family member who's done this multiple times. Except it's the opposite; every man she's cheated and ruined her marriage with gets progressively fatter & uglier.
    No one in the family understands her.

    • @cayniner
      @cayniner หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      probably chasing the bag

    • @magisterrleth3129
      @magisterrleth3129 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      She's not in it for the looks, she's hunting doubloons.

    • @jimvenanzio6561
      @jimvenanzio6561 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@magisterrleth3129 She's becoming the pig. *She wants someone to play chase the pig with her.*

  • @ChadoDragonslayer
    @ChadoDragonslayer หลายเดือนก่อน +188

    Should've followed his doubt and left her immediately as she's shown attraction towards other people

    • @stevenfisher7828
      @stevenfisher7828 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      Being married makes that difficult, especially if you have a lot of stuff the other person might wanna take

    • @ChadoDragonslayer
      @ChadoDragonslayer หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @stevenfisher7828 Unreal

    • @humantwist-offcap9514
      @humantwist-offcap9514 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      That’s so horrendously stupid, ending a marriage over petty jealously. There’s this crazy thing called communication that you do when problems arise in a relationship. If you think perfect loyalty is just a given in an ideal relationship you live in a fantasy. It’s a choice every day for every man and woman.

    • @bort6414
      @bort6414 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@humantwist-offcap9514I'm sorry you lack pattern recognition.

    • @helio3928
      @helio3928 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      imagine doing something that drastic without proof

  • @evertonperk661
    @evertonperk661 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Baldie should have just stuck to being an astronaut

  • @angelor9211
    @angelor9211 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    Shit played out like a NTR manga storyline

    • @LedoCool1
      @LedoCool1 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Art imitates reality.

    • @cannibalman8175
      @cannibalman8175 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😭☠️☠️

    • @DragoonCenten
      @DragoonCenten หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      The "victim" doesn't usually win in the end. Although a victory like this is pyrrhic at best.

    • @Jim-Bagel
      @Jim-Bagel 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@DragoonCententhey lose in hentai but win plenty in drama stories

  • @evilryutaropro
    @evilryutaropro หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    This is why you should get a home gym
    The money you pay a divorce lawyer can get you some nice gym equipment for your garage or basement. There’s always deals somewhere

    • @Alexadria205
      @Alexadria205 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      She's still going to cheat. Men will approach her out in the wild, and we already know she can't control herself.

    • @LukeFitzgerald-bh1zt
      @LukeFitzgerald-bh1zt 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The gym isn't the problem though the problem is the cheating wh*re of a wife

  • @TheElMuffin
    @TheElMuffin หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Horrible situation. Best outcome possible. Security guard is one of the boyz.

  • @sargehavoc
    @sargehavoc หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Bro got out without paying alimony or worse - and let's not pretend for a second like she wouldn't have chased it and moved him out of "her" new home within seconds.

  • @done1338
    @done1338 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I am very proud of how bro handled the situation like a pro.

  • @tabicat.puccino7425
    @tabicat.puccino7425 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    you need to tell her family its only fair

  • @larion2336
    @larion2336 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    This is a lot funnier if you imagine Baldie as Asmongold having some secret gym life

  • @notchomomma239
    @notchomomma239 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "It's not a mistake, it's a choice." Truer words have never been spoken. 😂

  • @Cat_DeGaulle
    @Cat_DeGaulle 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I thought the title said, "she chose Barbie over 11 years of marriage. "

  • @tomahawk3645
    @tomahawk3645 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    It's sad that there's so many stories like this

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Fake AI slop made for "engagement" is sadly a reality of internet. Get used to it ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

  • @akiamini4006
    @akiamini4006 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Absolute diamond of 4 chan green text

  • @ronttiflfkf7712
    @ronttiflfkf7712 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Lesson learned get a security guard not only for house but to keep an eye on wife

  • @awddfg
    @awddfg หลายเดือนก่อน +86

    It's a shame the death penalty isn't used in cheating

    • @virgilthemob1242
      @virgilthemob1242 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Imagine all the wonderful people the world would lose, like Bill Clinton 🤣

    • @awddfg
      @awddfg หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@virgilthemob1242 And trump. What's the problem?

    • @Nobleman23
      @Nobleman23 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      This is why Islamic countries have the best law against this.

    • @YSleepish
      @YSleepish หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Nobleman23 except women arent protected from men cheating

    • @magisterrleth3129
      @magisterrleth3129 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It can be, depends on how upsetting it was for the spouse.

  • @arep1030
    @arep1030 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    As a man im so fking disappointed at the baldie. The wife is one thing, but the fact that baldie actively pursuing her while knowing she has a husband sickens me

    • @SoulCrapper
      @SoulCrapper 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The wife isn’t “one thing”. She knew the man for 11 years. Knew exactly what she was doing. Even if Baldie pursued her had she an ounce of morality or love for her husband would have instantly denied any advance.
      And remove herself from the situation.
      Yeah the dudes ascumbag for knowingly chasing other men’s wives, but she was anons wife!
      She had a personal intimate relationship with that person and gave fuck all about them just so she could get some dick and short term pleasure.

  • @Tyler-ob4qp
    @Tyler-ob4qp หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I'll take things that didn't happen for 100 points

  • @zecronic_yt
    @zecronic_yt หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Damn he choked out baldy basic

  • @DoctorzWhiskey
    @DoctorzWhiskey หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    >Baldie doesn't win.
    He won anon, weeks ago. This is just your attempt at coping and damage control lmao

    • @dyamicorriveau9677
      @dyamicorriveau9677 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He got fired from his job and I believe at the time of these events he had no permanent residence.
      He's a loser, and always will be.

    • @2MeterLP
      @2MeterLP หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      According to additional info in the comments in the post, OP got baldie fired and I would presume he would struggle to find a new trainer job.

    • @jazzman7842
      @jazzman7842 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@2MeterLP that helps, but OP still got it worse. He just managed to get a jab or two in, despite that.

    • @Anonymous-ld7je
      @Anonymous-ld7je หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      He got to sleep with some dude's wife a few times and ruined his career and reputation in exchange. Wow, how great. That's a "win" to you? Nobody in this story won. Cheating destroys both the victim and the perpetrators.

    • @The9thOne9
      @The9thOne9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      All I see is loss.

  • @samaelangelus321
    @samaelangelus321 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    So it's treason...

  • @headecas
    @headecas หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Nah baldie got everything he wanted

  • @unreg6997
    @unreg6997 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Most loyal woman.

  • @mkv2718
    @mkv2718 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    as soon as the story ends, i get an ad: “Hello, i’m Patrick Stewart” …you know, the famously BALD guy?
    too perfect 😂

  • @Z48654
    @Z48654 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    It sounds like he did win though

  • @moracomole8090
    @moracomole8090 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Baldie didnt lose either, he had his fun

  • @mikoaj1621
    @mikoaj1621 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    idk, it seems like baldie won

  • @AndrewFischer-sz5cb
    @AndrewFischer-sz5cb หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    and everyone clapped

  • @Ongezellig_American
    @Ongezellig_American หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    Loyalty is a male concept.

    • @LasagnaQueen
      @LasagnaQueen หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @LasagnaQueen
      @LasagnaQueen หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The ability to speak does not make you intelligent

    • @Misyognitic-king
      @Misyognitic-king หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@@LasagnaQueenwomen ☕😂😂😂😂😂. Look up at Statics before laughing

    • @LasagnaQueen
      @LasagnaQueen หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@Misyognitic-king Your name tells me everything there is to know about you

    • @pyrotechnicalbirdman5356
      @pyrotechnicalbirdman5356 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@LasagnaQueen Disregard the username, the man is correct.

  • @annoyingboi
    @annoyingboi 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    janes family seems nice tho, would still keep up contact

  • @obviouslytom
    @obviouslytom หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Baldie won because he is still alive

  • @zoid_on_youtube
    @zoid_on_youtube หลายเดือนก่อน +112

    i have no idea if this story is real or not, but im getting lowkey mad at this persons inability to tell a story without making a reference to nerd culture every two lines. "resentment like a secret DLC to our marriage"?

    • @reculi
      @reculi หลายเดือนก่อน

      shut up its funny

    • @highhonor9443
      @highhonor9443 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      Cat pfp this is 4chan, you are out here using words like lowkey gtfo.

    • @zoid_on_youtube
      @zoid_on_youtube หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@highhonor9443 ok mario, I have no clue what your point is but go ahead

    • @courier4529
      @courier4529 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      ​@@zoid_on_youtubeLowkey is basic Stacey millenial lingo, and you're complaining about what you consider to be "nerd culture". If you can't connect the dots here, stay on YT.

    • @zoid_on_youtube
      @zoid_on_youtube หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@courier4529 i literally am on youtube. no clue what you people are getting so upset about just because I think op is a shitty storyteller

  • @J0C0M
    @J0C0M หลายเดือนก่อน

    This was peak cinema

  • @TheRealityWarper08
    @TheRealityWarper08 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Never marry. Never put yourself in this position.

    • @rockisle884
      @rockisle884 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Facts, why would you legally bond yourself to someone. And allow them to be in a position to blackmail you for your property

    • @Abdullah-cj2mh
      @Abdullah-cj2mh หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bullshit. Just don’t marry a 304. Choose a woman to marry using your brain, then your heart, and then completely leave out the 3rd organ in the decision making process…

    • @Chris_FMS_Redfield
      @Chris_FMS_Redfield หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@rockisle884 Get a prenup and they can't do that.

    • @rockisle884
      @rockisle884 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@Chris_FMS_Redfield A judge can overturn a prenuptial if they feel it is appropriate. So basically it's just a document saying "I wouldn't like my property taken, if your ok with that judge". Prenuptials can be thrown out, revoked, or challenged in divorces like nothing. For example if you and your wife even put money together in the same house or bought a car together, that is grounds for the judge destroying the prenuptial. As it can be argued that your marriage and financial situation are tied

    • @Chris_FMS_Redfield
      @Chris_FMS_Redfield หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@rockisle884 That's why you put a clause in it stating who gets what in the event one person cheats. If the prenup says that in the event of cheating, the person who cheated doesn't get the house or car, even if they helped pay for it, because the divorce was their fault.

  • @TraianoLiberatore
    @TraianoLiberatore 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    See guys, baldness is not an issue.

    • @veiserexab1428
      @veiserexab1428 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It's the personality, it's true the dudes from ghetto or country gets more game than dudes stuck in their house in suburbs

  • @anemonana428
    @anemonana428 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I felt it all. Damn.

  • @xDe1m0nx
    @xDe1m0nx หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    What did you do Saitama ?!

  • @dylanbuchanan6511
    @dylanbuchanan6511 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This totally happened

  • @arminiusofgermania
    @arminiusofgermania หลายเดือนก่อน

    Damn straight good on you dude.

  • @metrichotrods1763
    @metrichotrods1763 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wish I knew where this took place... it sounds very very familiar.

  • @Aetius-ju1tc
    @Aetius-ju1tc หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    What does he mean evidence? Is faulted divorce different than no-fault divorce in America?

    • @RoosSkywalker
      @RoosSkywalker หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      To not lose his stuff.

    • @2MeterLP
      @2MeterLP หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Its easier to pursuade the judge not to give her half your stuff if you can prove that she is a horrible person and the divorce is her sole fault.

    • @thekamotodragon
      @thekamotodragon หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      the default on all divorce will result in the man giving away his possessions to wife unless he can prove she did something wrong in the US. That's just how it works here (it's terrible)

  • @fetusmerchant9567
    @fetusmerchant9567 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    So when people get “love bombed suddenly they act like they the most important person especially woman I can count all the compliments I have received in my entire life not form family or friends on both mu hands

    • @veiserexab1428
      @veiserexab1428 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      It's mostly from friends, gay, or older women in my experience but yes we guys do rarely get a compliment

  • @saucymemez
    @saucymemez หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is why you don't get married

  • @n.dynz00
    @n.dynz00 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Baldie doesn't win" 🗣️ 🔥

  • @lasagnakob9908
    @lasagnakob9908 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I can't believe a W*man would choose Asmongold over Anon

  • @bo1bo1bo1unlosode
    @bo1bo1bo1unlosode หลายเดือนก่อน

    11 years and no kids?

    • @a1saucin221
      @a1saucin221 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Shes infertile

  • @tronsrop
    @tronsrop หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I honestly dont know if i want this to be fake or real.

    • @VinylMigraine
      @VinylMigraine หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      It's real but the greentext is a retelling of a reddit story, long long one

    • @jaang7424
      @jaang7424 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Even if it's fake, it's real. As in, "partner who was loyal when they were plain but then cheats once given the opportunity after a glow-up" is a story as old as the hills. You could even swap the genders of the partners, and there'd be tens of thousands of true stories that are basically the same. Human nature.

    • @QWERTY-gp8fd
      @QWERTY-gp8fd หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@VinylMigraine >real
      >its from reddit

  • @Jim-Bagel
    @Jim-Bagel 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Poor Asmongold

  • @octosalias5785
    @octosalias5785 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Old vs New

  • @rgoodsan
    @rgoodsan หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Nice fictional story. Rage bait is great content. But everyone knows this is fake right? It’s just a story.

    • @veiserexab1428
      @veiserexab1428 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Lol Like that geeky words, we can tell

    • @Bleilock1
      @Bleilock1 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Bro youre the one raging

    • @rgoodsan
      @rgoodsan 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @ I’m always like this tho so may as well use it

  • @veiserexab1428
    @veiserexab1428 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Bro has every right to dump her but seriously using words like "alpha male jealous husband card", "batman level", uninstall morals exe., mel Gibson and sam fisher.

  • @joeo2533
    @joeo2533 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Lost his wife to Andrew Tate lol.

    • @Nobleman23
      @Nobleman23 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Then Andrew tatertot loses his job.

  • @thetexanbuzzsaw3145
    @thetexanbuzzsaw3145 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    This didn't happen, but it was certainly a good read while I wait for class to end.

    • @Agent_Nick_5000
      @Agent_Nick_5000 หลายเดือนก่อน

      forget the skills 4chan has for literacy

    • @whkn
      @whkn หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Agent_Nick_5000 this shit is not literacy, it's a full-on fantasy novel, we're gonna see these in the libraries in like a few months' time

    • @jimvenanzio6561
      @jimvenanzio6561 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@whkn and not long afterwards be turned into a pretentious movie for a cash-grab featuring A List actors.

    • @-Mawce-
      @-Mawce- หลายเดือนก่อน

      Actually feels like a movie plot. Especially considering the protagonist wins in the end

  • @eSportDjango
    @eSportDjango หลายเดือนก่อน

    Baldies Basics

  • @Griffthed
    @Griffthed หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yes this is all modern women btw ALL!

  • @Monte_Carlo451
    @Monte_Carlo451 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I am just gonna assume this is fake cause it is for the better

  • @TheArklyte
    @TheArklyte หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Mirror her phone onto my laptop"
    Yeah, and then he dons his nanosuit and flies away in invisible jet.
    Heck, a decade ago these stories were at least written by humans. Now? Even fake stories are being faked by AI:(

    • @thekamotodragon
      @thekamotodragon หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      brother, it's completely possible to "mirror" aka copy the contents of a phone onto a laptop. Any nerd can do it, why you actin like that's some sci-fi concept lol?

  • @qltGaming
    @qltGaming หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Baldie Won OP.

    • @Nobleman23
      @Nobleman23 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nope. He got the proof, and got him screwed over and fired. Nothing happens to OP other than losing a shitty woman. Sounds like a good fucking deal.

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte หลายเดือนก่อน

      @Nobleman23
      From the language used it's already clear that story is fake. Moreover it's likely not even written by a human nowadays.

  • @SpiralPegasus
    @SpiralPegasus หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    ☕☕☕☕☕

  • @sting5956
    @sting5956 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Fake story

  • @joshdavies1009
    @joshdavies1009 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    ☕️

  • @admhc2013
    @admhc2013 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    fake af

  • @berndlauert8179
    @berndlauert8179 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    >Married for 11 years, no kids
    Yeah it's 100% your fault

    • @richardwenner755
      @richardwenner755 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      How do you know it wasn't her who didn't want kids? Victim blaming much?

    • @berndlauert8179
      @berndlauert8179 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@richardwenner755 then he should have made her want children

    • @ReallyWasTheLastDance
      @ReallyWasTheLastDance หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Kids don't fix everything, yknow. They do ruin alot.

  •  หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    SOUNDS good but may want to double the laws with an actual lawyer first.
    Some states are no fault and 11 years are way past the usual 10 year thresholds for common law or life time alimony payments.
    Also video tape can and has been thrown out or worse, get a guy in trouble for violating privacy or some shit like that.
    There is precedent so maybe hire a private eye or just install cameras for “security” that just so happen to catch infidelity in the act.
    Also no divorce in the story so what the heck were you doing with someone for 11 years???

    • @Raizer_VT1998
      @Raizer_VT1998 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      it was in anon's house, pretty sure you cant get someone on privacy in their own house.

    • @diogenic4691
      @diogenic4691 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      There's no expectation of privacy when you're trespassing on private property lmfaoo

    • @jimvenanzio6561
      @jimvenanzio6561 หลายเดือนก่อน

      what were you doing with someone for 11 years?
      *LARPing* apparently.

    • @larion2336
      @larion2336 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Raizer_VT1998 iirc in some places it's illegal to record someone secretly though. Wife could argue that you knew what was happening and snuck up on them. Yes it sounds absurd, but the family court systems are absolutely broken and in favor of women in every conceivable way, so if any excuse can be stretched to the absolute limits of plausibility, it will be, shamelessly. The govt, judges and women get more money by throwing men under the bus. Bear in mind as well that we live in a world where thieves have broken into peoples houses and then sued the homeowner for negligence when they broke a leg or something jumping out a window... and won. Depends on state though.

  • @tinjukicsucur3591
    @tinjukicsucur3591 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    11 years and no mention of kids?

  • @ChadoDragonslayer
    @ChadoDragonslayer หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Should've followed his doubt and left her immediately as she's shown attraction towards other people

    • @crimsoncourt9354
      @crimsoncourt9354 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It wouldn't have been satisfying had it ended that way.

    • @chad1316
      @chad1316 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      In a case like this, he stands to gain more. If he just divorces without evidence he could lose half, if not more

    • @chickesdiaries955
      @chickesdiaries955 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      it doesn't work that way bud. After 11 years you develop some attachments. It's not easy to immediately sever the ties with the said person :D

    • @ChadoDragonslayer
      @ChadoDragonslayer หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@chad1316 Dignity over money

    • @ChadoDragonslayer
      @ChadoDragonslayer หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@chickesdiaries955 Even if they cheated on you directly in front of you? With, said guy also intentionally mocking you many times prior to this discovery, and the fact she's easily attracted to people, and that she even defends him? You guys have no self preservation, any normal man would feel vengeful and betrayed enough to leave or even beat them both, only a plato-nerd would leave the woman out of the physical punishment though. Although I can't do anything about our moral differences, keep cucking, keep going into marriages like this, keep having loose boundaries, keep reasoning out all the red flags through kinship alone, learn how to hold grudges and how to keep it alive, like legit she's literally a hoe in this story how can you reason this out through the sheer amount of love for 11 years, he himself knows it, it pains him, but all those 11 years were for nothing because of what she's done.