@@dixen9116 it’s literally true though wings of redemption said he wanted the age of consent to be 12 it’s not a joke it’s literally true and it is literally messed up
That is so fucking funny to think about while he's running up in the introduction laughing, not being able to the contain the schizophrenic speech he's about to give
@@whatdadogdoin9818 it lets you make your own soda thats half as good, twice as expensive and 10x more inconvenient than buying a fucking soda. seriously the whole thing just carbonates water and then you put soda syrup in it
I'm 7 minutes in and he hasn't strung one coherent thought together yet no one is pushing him off the stage. And there's twelve minutes to go. I'm in for a wild ride
@@joshhale864 Yes I can confirm that in my math degree they taught me about how "men and women are the same" using group theory and how Albert Einstein proved "exercise is fat shaming" using chinese remainder theorem. You're just a biggot.
“Cities will be replaced with vast pleasure domes, used exclusively by the Excelceites, who are the neo-upper class, while the displaced hordes of lower class depth grovelers will live underground in tiered cities, endlessly toiling away for nuggets of neoplasmin.” One of the greatest sentences of all time.
@@jethrosutter2331 The meme is that when people talk about getting rid of old jobs for new jobs and others point out the obvious, how to train them. The answer is "teach kids to code" duh! As if everyone can or wants to code.
@@mazarine_44 uhh. Its literally in every public school. They force children to talk to drags and try to make them think 10 year olds are also gay and trans...
@@positivepotato6765 i’ve never heard of kids being forced to talk to gay ppl or drag queens so do u have any sources? nor have I heard of teachers making kids think they’re gay. i think the internet enforces and puts those ideas into kids heads and schools are forced to let them think that bc if they don’t they’re considered bigots
It's always shortly cut off because the person realizes that it came from a genuine moment of insecurity. Instead of the pre-allotted funny topics that you find on late-night television.
This was the most terrifying part to me honestly. It almost feels like a hallucination or something with people just randomly giving into madness from the shadows.
@@Luminousreign the genius of Sam Hyde is that he somehow provides comedy to a 2014 unironic TedTalk-goer, as well as internet/youtube schizos for the next 10 years, simultaneously
I’ve been binge watching all of Sam Hyde’s stuff, trying to understand him and his humor. He’s unlike any comic or human in general to ever exist. His biggest superpower is sitting in the judgmental gaze of strangers and committing to the bit. I don’t think anyone does it better than him.
I honestly think he's one of the best comedians of our generation. It sucks that corporate Hollywood has it against him, MDE could of changed the landscape of comedy and art. It was original, funny and thought provoking.
the “we looked at the data, and what we found surprised us” bit is a literally perfect bill gates impression and i’m disappointed no one is pointing that out.
I find it funny cause it's surprising because they manipulate the data to support their biases. It's just typical "wow we're surprised too, kids love hormone blockers".
I love how at some point the audience gave up and just laughed at everything he said, even if it wasn't really a joke like "iPads will be in every student's desk"
Watching sam hold back his laughing so much that he literally slaps himself is next level comedy. It also scares me that half of his predictions are true.
I think one of the funniest parts is that at the end there, everything goes back to normal. They continue on to do the speaker QnA talking about self-important topics that don’t actually matter. No shadow of self-reflection had invaded their minds even for an instant. And Sam had no choice but to put his head in his hands.
There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.
“I was in a class, the teacher was spouting some horrible nonsense about how womens rights aren’t legitimate. We all knew it was false but it if someone spoke up he would have enjoyed failing them One person spoke up, the teacher couldn’t believe it, the classroom couldn’t believe it. But at the end of the day he had logic on his side. At the end of the day he proved his point. That student was Albert Einstein”
in 8th grade in 2003 some teacher called a kid a racist for describing a big muscle bro Christian power team member as "the big black dude." Everyone in the class knew it was wrong, but nobody spoke up, just consoled the kid afterward. That was truly prophetic. I bet now days that teacher would scream at you for not saying someone's race. And that teacher, was Albert Einstein.
I love how in the middle of all this crazy shit he’s predicting, he just throws in “Video games are gonna get more realistic” and then just moves on with no further description.
@@sei_asagiri Their expeditions did end up leading to huge profitability, because Portugal ended up with a monopoly on European-Indian-East Asian trade for a while.
@@sei_asagiri Do you have any sources for Portuguese/Spanish median income in the 17th century? I am curious about what records exist - it seems like a pretty niche topic. Spain's does seem to have been had a population decline during the height of its colonial period. It seems to be attributed to a mixture of epidemics and economic-related emigration
Not sur if you know, but everytime he put the paper to his face or turned around was when a photographer tried to take a photo of him, this was truly ahead of our times
Thats my favorite part about Sam. Straight faced comedians have great discipline but like seeing the raw giggling at your own jokes that I have to face myself.
dear god the world split open the day samuel “general radahn” hyde gave this speech and nothings been the same since. truly an unreal display of physical prowess.
Proof that if you say literally anything with confidence and conviction, a room full of fools won't know you're playing them hard. Sam is love, Sam is life.
Anytime someone pulls the whole, "my loud talking makes me more important" I ignore, and immediately assume they're insecure, and half-baked in their convictions and world view.
@@BilltheFifth People were unsure at the start but you can really tell by the end that most people are laughing, while he's enjoying the opportunity to throw some quick jokes their way since they're clearly hooked.
i'm so glad we've been reversing POLLUTION and WAR because it's been 8 years since this happened and the world hasn't ended yet. all thanks to sam hyde's innovation and ideas. truly a thinker
Thank god we've reached an all time low in both POLLUTION and WAR. Thanks to Sam's prediction world leaders have finally started doing everything they can to stop POLLUTION and WAR from sweeping over the globe.
I showed this to my 11-12th grade class that I was a part of at a tech school 3 times. My teacher loved showing us TED talks to motivate us and teach us ‘life lessons’ you don’t learn from the classroom typically and I loved fucking w him. Whenever we would have a sub he would usually have them ask us to pick a talk to watch as well since our classes were about 2 hours long so we got our fair share of fun making teachers stare in disbelief at what they were hearing. My favorite time was when the sub turned it off after he mentioned that little girls were getting way too sexualized, even to the point where he had a problem and it shouldn’t be that way
well we're going to run out of gas eventually. We've taken this gift from the earth, that took millions of years to generate...and are going to use it all in under 1000 years.
"Buzzfeed reached out to Sam Hyde for comment, but were only answered with a racial slur." "In 2014 he will be investigating the methamphetamine trade in Mongolia."
@@cortez1030 like a coffee machine for soda, you put water in it, the machine carbonates it, and then you put soda stream branded flavoring in it. Tastes just like soda
@@cortez1030 exactly. People used to be worried that 3d printing would let people mass produce guns at their own home. Sam is making a tongue and cheek ironic statement making fun of people who thought 3d printers would be used to make guns.
It has only been ten years, and half of his predictions have come true. Gay marriage, lsraeI, iPads in every school. A luminary of his time; thank you, Sam, for your wisdom!
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Can you believe this man went on to become the ghost of Kiev
Died just to do it, too
Isn’t that the parkland shooter?
He also saved 40,000 North Indian kids from the clutches of Putin WALLAHI
WALLAHI SAMJEET HYDERBADI
@@JazzyUnderscoreTrumpeter o7
"They're sexualizing little girls, and it's getting to the point that even I have a problem with it!"
that lady in the audience laughed so hard lmao
@Trantor The Troll You’re not funny bro
@Trantor The Troll lol you’re liking your own comments? you’re sadder than richard
@@dixen9116 i like his comment, it was a good point
@@dixen9116 it’s literally true though wings of redemption said he wanted the age of consent to be 12 it’s not a joke it’s literally true and it is literally messed up
That one woman who realized it was a joke so early and luaghs the entire time was a legend.
The older lady in front? I wish she was my teacher man she kicks ass.
Starts laughing before he even starts the speech, it’s great.
“It’s getting to the point where even I have a problem with it” is severely a underrated line
Yeah that definitely made me laugh the hardest lol
The fact people in the audience laughed is the best part to me
It made me cry laughing
I did t get what you meant until the line came up
Like holy shiii>tt😭😭😭
07:43
“Teaching African refugees how to code javascript” *immediately starts to break down from laughter*
i lost it there
lmao
@@bungdilly6333 haha same
the little girls joke sent me lmao
go ahead and try say that shit dressed as ancient roman on a stage and see if you can keep it together for more than a split secon
he absolutely didn't expect to actually be able to get on stage
That is so fucking funny to think about while he's running up in the introduction laughing, not being able to the contain the schizophrenic speech he's about to give
The real joke isn't the speech, it's the fact that they let him up there at all.
@@benrosn8154 TRASH ECONOMY
Probably why he was just chilling at the beginning 😂😂😂 was thinking “Oh shit I’m up here, I actually got to talk now” 😂😂😂😂
And go on for nearly 20 minutes.
"soda stream will do for soda what the 3d printer did for assault rifles" is still one of the funniest lines in anything
I don’t get what is soda stream
@@whatdadogdoin9818 just like a coffee machine for soda. Lets you make your own soda
@@elementz301 I see
It makes sense.
@@whatdadogdoin9818 it lets you make your own soda thats half as good, twice as expensive and 10x more inconvenient than buying a fucking soda.
seriously the whole thing just carbonates water and then you put soda syrup in it
I'm 7 minutes in and he hasn't strung one coherent thought together yet no one is pushing him off the stage. And there's twelve minutes to go. I'm in for a wild ride
he went on to become Biden's speechwriter.
Walk with me.
@Dingus Mcgee stfu this isn't about us
To be fair you have to have a high IQ to understand a speech like this
they had to allow him to finish. this is ted talk ex. so he basically paid for time. still very funny though
"Cus we're just gonna kill em"
No laughter
"We're just gonna kill em"
The jab… 2022…
@Marijan Karaula imagine still unironically thinking the vaccine was designed to kill people
And they did...
Right in front of 2 elderly people lol
My favorite part. I died laughing both times.
No way he argued that 9/11 was a "great idea" to a university auditorium
@@joshhale864 Keep telling yourself that...
Well great ideas are sometimes horrible ideas
@@joshhale864 Yes I can confirm that in my math degree they taught me about how "men and women are the same" using group theory and how Albert Einstein proved "exercise is fat shaming" using chinese remainder theorem. You're just a biggot.
@@shadowkiller0071 Lol, for real. Resenment much?
@@desanctisapostata It's 2022.
“Cities will be replaced with vast pleasure domes, used exclusively by the Excelceites, who are the neo-upper class, while the displaced hordes of lower class depth grovelers will live underground in tiered cities, endlessly toiling away for nuggets of neoplasmin.”
One of the greatest sentences of all time.
The pause after and then "video games are gonna get more realistic" makes it even better
Literally happening
i have neoplasm, its abou $120 a g at the moment. get it while you can.
😂😂😂 That’s my favorite part too
The funniest thing in this entire video is Sam saying that he's 22.
i laughed so hard at this
Wasn't he like 30 when he did this? lmao
@@rickybobby396027
I like how he tells them to close their eyes and then never tells them to open them.
🤭
He wanted as much time as possible to close in on them
No no, he says "look" in the very next sentence.
“Make sure the person next to you has their eyes closed” Lmao
like a lucid insane dream
This man really called out the "teach them how to code" years before it became a meme
It's been a meme for like 15 years
We are watching a movie haha
it was already a meme fuckhead. thats why he said it
What is the meme
@@jethrosutter2331 The meme is that when people talk about getting rid of old jobs for new jobs and others point out the obvious, how to train them. The answer is "teach kids to code" duh! As if everyone can or wants to code.
"state enforced homosexuality" "10 dollar gas"
Prophetic
“Promise?”
genuine question where is the state enforced homosexuality lmao i need to see this
@@mazarine_44 uhh. Its literally in every public school. They force children to talk to drags and try to make them think 10 year olds are also gay and trans...
@@positivepotato6765 Reread what you said
@@positivepotato6765 i’ve never heard of kids being forced to talk to gay ppl or drag queens so do u have any sources? nor have I heard of teachers making kids think they’re gay. i think the internet enforces and puts those ideas into kids heads and schools are forced to let them think that bc if they don’t they’re considered bigots
The fact that Sam was right about like 4 things in this speech is kind of insane lmao
There is still time till 2070, all his predictions will come true.
He was right with the gas being priced at $10 per gallon
Just 4?
@@kurm7161 and state enforced homosexuality
@@kurm7161 Lmao you guys look dumb AF now
gotta respect that they let him finish the set. wouldn't have flown these days.
I think that's what makes this so special.
Everyone was in awe
it's from 2014 lol
They let him do a fucking Ted talk ?
@@squidy4082 It's a TED-X event, so anyone can put their name in and do a speech. Also, Sam Hyde was unknown at the time.
I love how there's usually only 1 or a few people laughing at a time. Makes this so much funnier
It's always shortly cut off because the person realizes that it came from a genuine moment of insecurity. Instead of the pre-allotted funny topics that you find on late-night television.
Watch his Rutgers speech, the audience genuinely loved it
This was the most terrifying part to me honestly. It almost feels like a hallucination or something with people just randomly giving into madness from the shadows.
@@nah4989 these people are genuinely enjoying themselves too, but it just makes it weirder
@@Luminousreign the genius of Sam Hyde is that he somehow provides comedy to a 2014 unironic TedTalk-goer, as well as internet/youtube schizos for the next 10 years, simultaneously
"By my calculations we have 5 years until the world ends" Followed by predictions about 70 years into the future lol
"Sometimes, great ideas are horrible ideas" Words to live by.
Indeed. Like CBDC or "vaccine passports"
This speech was a terrifying display of the power that this man wields within the world.
How does he keep getting away with it?
He simply can't keep getting away with it goddamnit
Americas first dictator
lmfao
No this speech proves how stupid humanity is.
Race riots, shortage of milk, video games becoming more realistic.. this man predicted 2022
Don't forget state enforced h0m0 laws
And the race riots as well
Lots of wipsters too
Killing old people in nursing homes
$10 gas too
canada took the "we're just gonna kill 'em" bit too seriously.
It's a good solution. Better than stupid white mayo countries inventing a vaccine to keep the fat old people alive.
Oh shit 😂😂😂
Trudeau saw this and turned it into an instruction manual.
Especially the bits with the state enforced homosexuality & ten dollar gas.
I’ve been binge watching all of Sam Hyde’s stuff, trying to understand him and his humor. He’s unlike any comic or human in general to ever exist. His biggest superpower is sitting in the judgmental gaze of strangers and committing to the bit. I don’t think anyone does it better than him.
I honestly think he's one of the best comedians of our generation. It sucks that corporate Hollywood has it against him, MDE could of changed the landscape of comedy and art. It was original, funny and thought provoking.
@@System-ly6de true^
I'd say hes just like Eric Andre tbh. not very different besides the slight white supremacist undertones
@@TishGames >"white supremacist"
Did "God's Chosen" tell you that?
@@smirking8457 Way to prove his point
Super meta. He actually gave them a master class on social commentary through performative comedy.
@@chaz_eptv1430 hahahah that’s hilarious 😂 what’s that from?
@@BrokTheLoneWolf youtube comment section
Try and Get some pussy outside of whatever genius master class you’re teaching
@@chaz_eptv1430 *burps extremely loudly*
@@GloryHoleBased meta
the “we looked at the data, and what we found surprised us” bit is a literally perfect bill gates impression and i’m disappointed no one is pointing that out.
uh many people pointed that out. Sam made that a meme from 2013-2019
@@peanutarbuckle2980 did ur dad point out that ur gay? lol 😝
Yeh just you that noticed, must be a fuckin genius or something
I find it funny cause it's surprising because they manipulate the data to support their biases. It's just typical "wow we're surprised too, kids love hormone blockers".
He tries to do it again near the end and has to abort because he starts laughing after "we looked.."
This is even funnier when you know how it perfectly parodies ted talks and intelectuals who believe they know everything.
this isn't a parody some of the things he predicts happened
Watch The Onion Network's take on this about a scientist that talks about the biggest rock she found
@@mistahsusan2650 the predictions were right but the point of the routine was to mock TED Talks. He was making fun of the entire room.
@@mottathehutt6494 😑
@@mottathehutt6494I’m still waiting on sea cheesy baked potatoes that will knock my socks off
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Hello brother
the crowd cries for joy as the Candyman traverses...
the stage with his sweet sugary verses
No one makes me laugh as much as him, it's just hard to enjoy this knowing what he did to those kids.
What did he do to those kids?
?
I just don't understand how they let him get away with it...
@@Bungle_ he is a millionaire, money buys morals in this world 😔
@@woodlefoof2 True, it's just crazy that he keeps doing it over and over and they still can't find him
I'd pay real money to get the original script/papers he was holding.
I bet is just a bunch of blank papers
300 pages of just the n word over and over again
It’s a picture of Steve jobs
@@rallokkcaz That is clearly not 300 pages. Its like 3.
@@JarthenGreenmeadow he ate the 297 to properly absorb the message
I love how at some point the audience gave up and just laughed at everything he said, even if it wasn't really a joke like "iPads will be in every student's desk"
these people find it funny.... they are such people
isnt there an ipad or equivalent with every kid already?
@@dofehino5444middle class in the United States does.
After the vax the tablet is inside them forever.
Ironic is I have an personal iPad at my school?
Watching sam hold back his laughing so much that he literally slaps himself is next level comedy. It also scares me that half of his predictions are true.
Underrated moment: 11:18 talks about the benefits of sea farming but the picture shows “Environmental risks of Marine Aquaculture”
Says it happens in 70 years when predicts worlds end in 5
😂😂😂😂😂
Video games are gonna get more realistic.
He got that one right
wayyyyyyyyyyyy
He also predicted extreme racial tension and race riots
@@dejp9619 Did he not get just about everything right, except for the obvious trolls... (Sea beets)
@@Ryde10 thats always been happening in the new world
I think one of the funniest parts is that at the end there, everything goes back to normal. They continue on to do the speaker QnA talking about self-important topics that don’t actually matter. No shadow of self-reflection had invaded their minds even for an instant. And Sam had no choice but to put his head in his hands.
yeah, at the end there I actually kinda felt that he was either just waiting for this to end or something was wrong.
There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.
@@johnprice3593 Baby she means nothing to me.. She is everything.
@@johnprice3593de sade?
@@adolfhipsteryolocaust3443 Bret Easton Ellis
13:55 Room goes dead silent, does it TWICE. Dead silence, people starting to catch on as he cant help but laugh.
.... so we looked at the data😋
Sam saying CAUSE WE'RE JUST GONNA KILL THEM while pretending to spike a football, twice, is the funniest thing on the internet
Reminds me of this th-cam.com/video/io463PJQsl0/w-d-xo.html
I was waiting for it and still laughed out loud.
And the fact he repeats it as well
**Bill Gates likes this!**
Knew IMMEDIATELY that this made the audience extremely uncomfortable, so he does it AGAIN to reinforce the response.
Perfect Anti-humor
“I was in a class, the teacher was spouting some horrible nonsense about how womens rights aren’t legitimate. We all knew it was false but it if someone spoke up he would have enjoyed failing them
One person spoke up, the teacher couldn’t believe it, the classroom couldn’t believe it. But at the end of the day he had logic on his side. At the end of the day he proved his point.
That student was Albert Einstein”
Sets the perfect tone.
*laughs and slaps self several times*
“And that same sense of chi” - *dies laughing*
Certified hood classic
in 8th grade in 2003 some teacher called a kid a racist for describing a big muscle bro Christian power team member as "the big black dude." Everyone in the class knew it was wrong, but nobody spoke up, just consoled the kid afterward. That was truly prophetic. I bet now days that teacher would scream at you for not saying someone's race. And that teacher, was Albert Einstein.
2070: Israel, straight up ripped off the map.
Topical
BYEEEEEEE BYE BYE
“They’re sexualizing young girls, and it’s getting to the point where even I have a problem with it, and it shouldn’t be that way.” LMAOOO
when he first gets up on stage I guarantee he was dying from laughter while listening to the guy do his intro
Knowing Sam he played it 100% straight. A master of manipulation like him isnt going to crack from some introduction.
Love after his opening, he had to slap himself a few times to get into it otherwise he’d break down laughing.
@@JarthenGreenmeadow Nah this was a really young Sam, he clearly doesn't have that experience yet
This is and will always be the best thing Sam ever did.
I wonder if the ppl in the audience still think about this today. They're fortunate to have witnessed this in person
@@JeffGarciaBusiness 🤣💀
dont say that
and inconvenient anime
Idk the Lebanon factory explosion was pretty cool
I love how in the middle of all this crazy shit he’s predicting, he just throws in “Video games are gonna get more realistic” and then just moves on with no further description.
Getting on stage and chugging a bottle of water for a minute straight is the biggest alpha move you can do
"$10 a gallon"
Fuck, is it 2070 already?
@NUKE ISRAEL kek
Almost.
And race riots too! And uhh more realistic video games I guess.
Worse than a Broadway homosexual.
This is prophetic
"I wanted to start sitting down"
*goes into the most relaxed pose of all time*
was he manspreading?
Dragon of the night
was honestly expecting someone to start feeding him grapes by hand
"I need to start off with a parable, a story if you will" holy shit every line is gold.
"i sighed as the elevator began to shake, vibrating with motion."
This is the most schizophrenic presentation ever. We have a lot to learn.
You calling it schizo makes u a biggie normie normand
This man was so ahead of his time.
everyone steals his ideas nowadays, especially those guys on Twitch
65 years ahead you could say.
@@user-zv7yb4yp9g what twitch guys
Dude he got the plandemic down to the date when he said the world was gonna end (assuming this was uploaded soon after this was filmed)
@@airdusterenjoyer plandemic?
I love how the "real" speaker at the end literally says that we need to colonise the stars in order to improve our standard of living.
Literally the exact type of people hyde was mocking
@@sei_asagiri He meant at the time when they were exploring
@@sei_asagiri Their expeditions did end up leading to huge profitability, because Portugal ended up with a monopoly on European-Indian-East Asian trade for a while.
@@sei_asagiri Do you have any sources for Portuguese/Spanish median income in the 17th century? I am curious about what records exist - it seems like a pretty niche topic.
Spain's does seem to have been had a population decline during the height of its colonial period. It seems to be attributed to a mixture of epidemics and economic-related emigration
It’s probably why they included it in the video instead of cutting it out
Who’s this 22 year old kid with a chip on his shoulder and his heart on his sleeve
The fact this doesnt have 6 million views is a crime.
it's closer to 250,000
In 5 years? That's impossible man.
Sounds a lot
6 million sounds a little high
Wow. Can't believe he's actually been around the entire Grillobe.
He messed up the Drexel ones by saying it right, but it was funnier when he corrected himself twice.
Genuinely one of the funniest parts
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Globe
Every time he puts the paper to his face I can't help but laugh with him! This is pure gold!
I like to think that every line was written by a different person and he never read them ahead of time
I think you CAN help it rick.
@@DrLazerbeam Apparently they were, he said he and two of his bros wrote the script
@@Bpinator Wasn't it a compilation of 4chan autist posts he asked to be written?
Not sur if you know, but everytime he put the paper to his face or turned around was when a photographer tried to take a photo of him, this was truly ahead of our times
I like how the only thing Sam had to say about video games is that they're going to get more realistic.
well he also said more expensive gas, safe predictions
He doesn't laugh because the joke is funny but because he got away with saying it.
Very inspirational! If you can think it, and dream it, then you can do it.
Dream it think it do it
THINK IT DREAM IT DO IT
THINK IT DREAM IT DO IT
Think it, dream it, do it!
That's extremely profound.
He says he was unprepared, but this is a highly coordinated, practiced routine. He is the best
He literally broke multiple times, and had to hide himself. This wasn't practiced lol
@@matthewnewman6039 comedians laugh at their own jokes all the time and they practice a ton
This would have required absolute balls of steel
@@krspykreame1 everyone wants to be able to commit to themselves in the face of stranger’s judgements the way Sam does
@@matthewnewman6039He isn't a feminist comedian. Many of his jokes are actually funny, so he sometimes breaks. Booho
This is such an incredible performance. it’s amazing how he does this.
Everybody pat yourselves on the back.
Unironically the least garbage ted talk ever
Teaching the world how to code, one colony at a time. God's speed
LMAO that shit had me dying
3:40 when he has to start slapping himself to stop from cracking up.
So many times where he just wanted to burst out laughing
Actually it was his second personality trying to take over
@@HenniMeansLove Dr. Hyde and Mr. Hyde.
Since he's already a Hyde.
Thats my favorite part about Sam. Straight faced comedians have great discipline but like seeing the raw giggling at your own jokes that I have to face myself.
@@whyisblue923taken Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde
@@whyisblue923taken the candy man almost took over
He recently returned from Mogadishu, the most dangerous city on earth.
dear god the world split open the day samuel “general radahn” hyde gave this speech and nothings been the same since. truly an unreal display of physical prowess.
Starscourge hyde
$10 gallon of gas came 48 years early
All we got is the flipside of the coin. No big mileage though. SHIT.
Shortage of baby milk too
He predicted so much it’s insane
this seriously gets funnier every time I watch it. the satire somehow seems more relevant in 2022 than in 2012 or whenever this came out
Milk shortage. That's happening now, with baby milk
10 dollar gas is about to be reality
His satirical predictions for the future somehow seem more relevant in the future he was satirising?
Naw dude!
@@commiehunter733 tit milk*
It's not that the satire is more relevant, it's that the problems have gotten worse.
This was the pinnacle comedy. It'll never be as good again.
This is hard to watch knowing how dangerous it is for those people to be in the front row
they were very close to finding themselves in a self defense situation
@@anthonyrelicanthony6452 If they would have cornered him, he would have unleashed a hook that contained a mitsubishi full of laotian people.
I love that like only one person caught the meaning of “It’s getting to the point where even I have a problem with it”
Majority of the people laughing were women, and was funny knowing a woman laughed at that joke
Proof that if you say literally anything with confidence and conviction, a room full of fools won't know you're playing them hard. Sam is love, Sam is life.
I don't think anyone took him seriously but ok
@@georgepantzikis7988 That's where you're wrong and I can prove it.
Anytime someone pulls the whole, "my loud talking makes me more important" I ignore, and immediately assume they're insecure, and half-baked in their convictions and world view.
@@BilltheFifth People were unsure at the start but you can really tell by the end that most people are laughing, while he's enjoying the opportunity to throw some quick jokes their way since they're clearly hooked.
'room full of fools'. man this guy must have incredible surveillance technology to have this kind of knowledge!
i'm so glad we've been reversing POLLUTION and WAR because it's been 8 years since this happened and the world hasn't ended yet. all thanks to sam hyde's innovation and ideas. truly a thinker
Thank god we've reached an all time low in both POLLUTION and WAR. Thanks to Sam's prediction world leaders have finally started doing everything they can to stop POLLUTION and WAR from sweeping over the globe.
It's amazing how well this aged.
Guys he's being completely serious it's not his fault he has to struggle with pseudobulbar effect stop laughing this is inspiring.
we live in a society
"Great ideas are sometimes horrible ideas"
Fucking 9/11, the people just sat there, they got to be bigger psychos than he could ever hope to imagine
"An absurd idea is often a great idea" Do you know who said that? Albert Einstein
Lex Fridman was a student at Drexel when this lecture was given.
Some say this speech made Lex the man he is today.
@@johnnyprencipe696he saw something so funny he decided he'd be the polar opposite and become the most boring man on the planet?
@@harrydavey9884 Absolutely.
@@harrydavey9884 exactly ✊
I showed this to my 11-12th grade class that I was a part of at a tech school 3 times. My teacher loved showing us TED talks to motivate us and teach us ‘life lessons’ you don’t learn from the classroom typically and I loved fucking w him. Whenever we would have a sub he would usually have them ask us to pick a talk to watch as well since our classes were about 2 hours long so we got our fair share of fun making teachers stare in disbelief at what they were hearing. My favorite time was when the sub turned it off after he mentioned that little girls were getting way too sexualized, even to the point where he had a problem and it shouldn’t be that way
Hahaha good stuff man.
who knew that Sam was actually going to be right about 10 dollars a gallon for gas 💀
And state-enforced homosexuality.
and the muslim barbie dolls lmfao. were they around in america at that time?
well we're going to run out of gas eventually. We've taken this gift from the earth, that took millions of years to generate...and are going to use it all in under 1000 years.
"Video games are going to get more realistic"
Canada has also been soliciting euthanasia for vets and disabled....
"Buzzfeed reached out to Sam Hyde for comment, but were only answered with a racial slur."
"In 2014 he will be investigating the methamphetamine trade in Mongolia."
Source for the first statement?
They must have been terrified to end his presentation early.
They didn’t want to put Sammy guns in a self defense situation
Oh man you're here?
They laugh, and yet he was just spitting straight facts at them. Hyde when he's sitting on the panel at the end is such comedic gold.
"we looked at the data" -picture of people watching tv
'sodastream will do for soda what 3d printing did for assault rifles' isnt even comedically brilliant its just regular brilliant
What a douche. Literally copied the comment directly above you with a word moved around.
What’s sodastream
@@cortez1030 like a coffee machine for soda, you put water in it, the machine carbonates it, and then you put soda stream branded flavoring in it. Tastes just like soda
@@nicholascarver4456 i just like the bubbles
@@cortez1030 exactly. People used to be worried that 3d printing would let people mass produce guns at their own home. Sam is making a tongue and cheek ironic statement making fun of people who thought 3d printers would be used to make guns.
My favorite part of this is when he was like “Cause we’re gonna kill ‘em!” And everyone was completely silent
I watch this like once a year and it always makes me happy
In a way it feels like his greatest stand up show lol
His Twitter open mic one about homosexuality is pretty legendary as well
@@bernardoohigginsvevo2974 link??
@@ultrastarrz6620 Here you go th-cam.com/video/jjPQ_jVlEnQ/w-d-xo.html
I’m laughing so hard at the silence that follows the second “we’re just going to kill’em”
3:15 Albert Einstein
4:05 What Inspires You?
7:57 One World 🌎
9:00 IPads So Freaky
9:53 FIX IT NOW
Hard to believe this is the man responsible for taking all those lives. It's so obvious in retrospect.
It's gotten to the point where even i have a problem with him getting away with it.
"Close your eyes everyone."
"Now look."
Every year, his predictions look more and more attainable
Sea yams 🍠 🌊
Every year is just that much closer to 2070
Chile el mejor país de Chile
Sending my gay beams world wide. I'm unstoppable
that older lady who can perioidically be seen in the front row was cracking the hell up
Always come back to this video. It’s a national treasure.
"We need that sense of child-like play... GET ON THE RIGHT SLIDE 😤"
"The problem is us - the solution is us"
Next thing you know, this man has shot down multiple super advanced Su-35s and multiple VDV IL-76s.
Samuyil Hydenko. Ghost of Kyiv.
I laugh every time at “all around the gerlobe”
If you turn up your volume you can hear the camera man whisper “globe” for some reason 😂
The confidence of this man is staggering.
only just realised the first graph for the world population bit was about white replacement
it was a really clever way of dropping truth bombs to the uneducated audience
😂😂😂😂
I love how he tries to hide his smile.
It has only been ten years, and half of his predictions have come true. Gay marriage, lsraeI, iPads in every school. A luminary of his time; thank you, Sam, for your wisdom!
the chips in your lil noggin too
Slow cooking
"There is no individual anymore. It's just the hive."