Space Monkeys Imagine the most delicious candy ever made with a taste that lingers for ages, but not so strong that you can't eat anything else because of it. The perfect candy... ...Now imagine the exact opposite. That's about right, I think.
Ehem..... "Tiny Tower" Now, Dan. Before you arrive could you bring some milk? I'm all out. Also some eggs would be great if you don't mind. I can give you the money wen you get her plus an extra 20 euro. See you soon.
SimTower! Yeah, I remember playing that on my old computer! "..back in 199?." Yep; I looked it up; it's from 1994. Over 20 Years ago. Gawd, I feel old.
Tiny towers! I will present my toothbrush upon your arrival and greet you in the typical Norwegian way. which means coffee ready, tea upon request and some foodstuffs appropiate for the time of day. I'll even offer my couch for the night. A toothbrush seems like a small sacrifice. :)
Nerdcubed coming to my house? Hmmm... .I have 3 toothbrushes (yes, serioiusly). He said he's piss on my tooth *brush*, not brushes. I found a loophole! So...
No one wants to go to where you live, and that's because you live there. Look at me, I'm a disco frog, everyone wants to see me. And everyone wants to see my friends, nobody wants to look at you though.
I can't take anything you say seriously with that profile picture. Like, you could confess to killing thousands, and I wouldn't be able to take you seriously...
Tiny towers, I live at your house Dan, I'm the spider that secretly crawls on you when you're sleeping, I've created an account, Piss on my tooth brush, I DARE YOU.
+Thomas Lankheit no no no tiny tower is actually a terrible mobile game that is bad and that nobody should ever compare to this because it's so bad and it will lose in every aspect
+Ze Core Gamer except you could just glitch it with that glitch they still haven't fixed 1 year later and bypass that entirely by getting millions of microtransaction money, and/or exchange said money for ingame earning money to basically win the game.
this reminds me of a game I played once, it was 8 bit, you had to manage workers to certain other types of floors, you had to keep everyone happy and build certain special rooms on each floor every now and again, now what was it called... corporation Inc, fabulous game for just being a flash game
Sim Tower... a game I became obsessed with for about 24 hours in 199? where I was determined beyond the point of rational thought to build a tower that filled in every single part of the entire play area. Made myself unwell due to the lack of food, water, hygiene and human contact. Santa went by the tower though. SANTA.
Tiny Tower in 105 languages (english included) Klein toring Kulla e vogël ትንሽ ታወር برج صغير Փոքր աշտարակ Kiçik Qülləsi gutxi dorrea малюсенькія вежы ক্ষুদ্র টাওয়ার Mala kula Малка кула Torre petita Gamay nga torre Nsanja yaying'ono 小塔 小塔 (again) A piccula torre Sićušna kula Malá věž Lille tårn Kleine toren Tiny tower eta turo pisikesi torn maliliit na tore pieni torni petit tour christening toer bautismo torre პატარა კოშკი winziger Turm μικρό πύργο નાના ટાવર ti gwo fò won kankanin hasumiya moku kiai מגדל זעיר छोटे टॉवर me me pej thuam apró torony Skírnarathöfn turn obere ụlọ elu menara kecil túr beag bídeach piccola torre 小さなタワー menara cilik ಸಣ್ಣ ಗೋಪುರದ кішкентай мұнара ប៉មតូច 작은 타워 birca Christening кичинекей мунара ທາງຕົວແທນ ຂະຫນາດນ້ອຍ minima turrim niecīga tornis krikštynos bokštas kleng Tuerm мали кула tilikambo kely menara kecil ചെറിയ ഗോപുരം torri ċkejkna pourewa iti लहान टॉवर жижиг цамхаг အလွန်သေးငယ်သောမျှော်စင် सानो टावर lille tårnet د طنز کتابونه برج برج کوچک chrzczenie wieża batismo torre ਛੋਟੇ ਟਾਵਰ mic turn крошечные башни olo laitiiti tùr beag bìodach мали торањ tora e nyenyane duku shongwe ٺهي ٽاور ඉතා කුඩා කුළුණ Malá veža Majhen stolp munaaraddii yar Pequeña torre munara leutik Mnara mdogo Litet torn бурҷи ночизи சிறிய கோபுரம் చిన్న టవర్ หอเล็ก ๆ Minik kule Крихітна вежа چھوٹے ٹاور Kichik minora Tháp nhỏ twr bach Encinci inqaba קליינטשיק טורעם aami-iṣọ Umbhoshongo omncane i challenge you to come to my house
Very similar game on steam is Smooth Operators. Though in that one you're just running a call center, it has the same requirements of building up your building, adding ways in and out, getting your maintenance up and getting in food and the like. Not as big, obviously, and I don't even know where I got it, I just came across it in my steam library one day.
if you're gonna piss on my toothbrush, at least stay and have some cake and donuts. you're welcome to my tiny tower for food and drink my lovely human being
I just clicked on this video and it turns out I watched part of it before, and when the video started at one minute and I heard "I'll come to your house and piss on your toothbrush!" XD
Tiny Tower. See you soon, Dan. I'll prepare us some coffee and some cake if you're willing to stay a while. Remember my toothbrush is on the left side of the counter not the right. (That's my brother's.)
*TINY TOWER*
If having my tooth brush pissed on is what it takes for Dan to come to my house..._So be it._
Mohammed Hamza YAS
I hope he regularly says "Thank you for watching, now fuck off."
yep.
I was gona say ta ra too but this is much better
That would be amazing
I was laughing so hard when he said that. I was expecting "Turah"
Please. Please. That would be glorious
a lot of people really want Dan to pee on their toothbrushes
Gabrielius Ziziunas you disgust me
You don’t
Jackson Davis what?
Tiny Tower. TINY TOWER ME NOW
What. All of you. What.
I'm sure I can sell it on ebay...
TINY TOWER
i had the same idea...
I thought thats what his Girlfriend is calling him
Space Monkeys
Imagine the most delicious candy ever made with a taste that lingers for ages, but not so strong that you can't eat anything else because of it. The perfect candy...
...Now imagine the exact opposite. That's about right, I think.
...I would imagine exactly like anybody elses piss
+Ewan J-M me too
Tiny tow......el. Tiny towel. Like a washcloth or something.
I like that. Very clever.
Is that anything like a clock towel?
+h3rteby sure
I need me a Cock towel now
gross
Ehem..... "Tiny Tower" Now, Dan. Before you arrive could you bring some milk? I'm all out. Also some eggs would be great if you don't mind. I can give you the money wen you get her plus an extra 20 euro. See you soon.
I feel like for some reason he won't acquiesce to those requests.
ThePCguy17 yeah.... Just as I put the kettle on.
ThePCguy17 Sadface.
DehOllie Innocent face
Waaiiiit howtobasic ?
SimTower! Yeah, I remember playing that on my old computer!
"..back in 199?."
Yep; I looked it up; it's from 1994.
Over 20 Years ago.
Gawd, I feel old.
Near enough 30 now.
:)
I would love a completes for this game, like city skylines
or a completes for tiny towers
completes for farm heroes saga
Cipher consider it done
I would not mind seeing that either
I would love tht
watching OfficialNerdCubed
watching OfficialNerdCubed play a game you own
*watching OfficialNerdCubed while playing the game he's playing*
"marmite spread nipple well that one was a bit more personal" What the Fuck is He doing with Rebbeca!!!
Thanks detective
+Tim Morgan Or vice versa
Wait who is Rebecca?
+Roman Bellic Dan's fiancée
+Tim Morgan everyone has their fetish i gues...
Dan is just compensating with that subtitle.
+Fish4Fish very proud
Many fishes here
shit explain
slowgames_master Thanks
this video gave me a highrise
what in the hell
I'm high as fuck rn
Holy crap custard Chris just wow
Ancom gang!
WINK WINK
*TINYTOWERTINYTOWERTINYTOWER TINY TOWER*
Whatcha gonna do, ya Nerd(cubed)?
Piss on your toothbrush, as he said.
I had that toothbrush for 1 day and now its gone
he pissed AND stole it i garuntee he'll bring it back covered in dog crap
Tiny tower!
I live in France, and have three toothbrushes, for some reason...
Please bring fish and chips, and a can of vimto as well!
Tiny towers! I will present my toothbrush upon your arrival and greet you in the typical Norwegian way. which means coffee ready, tea upon request and some foodstuffs appropiate for the time of day. I'll even offer my couch for the night. A toothbrush seems like a small sacrifice. :)
you think dan will like to stay there?
I think that's one of my favorite things about this channel is when Daniel opens up a video just waxing poetic about the game or genre he's playing.
I except your challenge Dan. TINY TOWERS
*Accept*
+glassygamer sorry 👍
I will shit AND piss on your toothbrush
kinda like your username +The Doctor
There you did it the MYSTERY VIDEO IS MISSING!! :(
"We can splooge on it."
It's, uh... it's "splurge," Dan. The word is "splurge."
I think he knows what he meant ;)
i wonder if you build so high with lots of offices that a plane crashes into it?........
no
yes
jesus fucking Christ edge lord over here
Averin Dreams Whats edgy about it
9/11 refrence?
TINY TOWER
PLEASE FULFILL MY FANTASY
Glad I'm not the only one!
We must unite my brothers
XD im not ashamed
TOWER TINY
TINY TOWER
I need Dan on me
All other music is in game music. It makes me want to build an unstoppable empire of custodians.
It makes me want to Tiny Tower.
0/10 needs more tiny towers
Would love to see a completes series on this tho and prison Archetect especially that one
tiny planes
Tiny tower Vegas
+aceman0000099 also tiny boats with tiny garages for those tiny cars
Marcio Rocha no just planes to fly into the towers
Nerdcubed coming to my house? Hmmm... .I have 3 toothbrushes (yes, serioiusly). He said he's piss on my tooth *brush*, not brushes. I found a loophole! So...
Tiny Tower
If you want to know where I live contact me with email
No one wants to go to where you live, and that's because you live there. Look at me, I'm a disco frog, everyone wants to see me. And everyone wants to see my friends, nobody wants to look at you though.
Feel you man.
asssss
Fool. Social Distancing undoes the piss curse.
Tiny Tower.
Tremble before common courtesy and social queues.
I win.
Anyone else down for a completes? (Of course after the current one)
I am
Only if it starts with a Trump tower build and ends disastrously with a Trump presidential run. You know, build the fort then smash it!
Indeed that would be nice.
Yeah
That would be awesome
Tiny tow... Tiny towe... fuck it TINY TOWER, hmm nothing happene.... I CAN HEAR HIM CLIMBING THROUGH MY WINDOW
the "thank you very much for watching" part at the end sounds very much like Jeremy Clarkson when he used to end Top Gear Episodes. 33:20
So I'm not the only one who noticed his outro
Vespill and on that bombshell
This game is good but it doesn't exactly *tower* over all the other games
get out
I can't take anything you say seriously with that profile picture. Like, you could confess to killing thousands, and I wouldn't be able to take you seriously...
:|
You really sky-scraped the bottom of the battle for that joke
You're really building something good here.
So this game is like tiny towers?
I would go check your toothbrush now...
+Telly TheToaster I don't get it
+Jeremy Newcombe have you seen the video?
+Jeremy Newcombe look at 1:08
or like corperation inc.
Im impressed. Millinillion is an actual number.
shit it is
Good luck dan i dont use toothbrushes
Tiny Towers
THEN WHAT DO YOU USE WIZARD?
Magic obviously
+IsReallyIt ok no seriously...what do you use?
TwixtheWizard if im feeling lazy then mouthwash
then he will piss on you
tiny tower and i live in the white house
. . . the person who found it, Mr. Gregory Road."
Tee hee. That made me laugh.
Small Skyscraper!
...did I do it right?
Miniscule Mumbai
Diminuative Dubai?
Humble highrise?
i think its actually called large metal beam with glass and creatures inside.
Tiny towers, I live at your house Dan, I'm the spider that secretly crawls on you when you're sleeping, I've created an account, Piss on my tooth brush, I DARE YOU.
I hope he does a complete series for this.
I don't own a toothbrush so suck it. TINY. TOWER
You must have terrible dental health
+Dylan the Stickfigure I use three at he same time
What a great thing to say on internet.
Can't suck a toothbrush that doesn't exist. RWTHEJWHQ%T#ATHEAHEsf
Ben Purdy he'll just piss on your bed then.
"Tiny Tower"
Me: *sits and waits for his chance to meet NerdCubed in person*
(I can buy a new toothbrush)
Tiny tower honestly made me depressed. Pocket planes was so good and pocket trains too but oh dear god tiny tower...
tiny tower?
ah you know what i'll just piss on my tooth brush myself
My thoughts exactly 😂
It's a free to play game some what similar to this
+Thomas Lankheit no no no tiny tower is actually a terrible mobile game that is bad and that nobody should ever compare to this because it's so bad and it will lose in every aspect
+Luke Burchardt You can't compare a mobile game to a game on the computer. That's not the game's fault. They're simply incomparable.
Can you do a complete on this game plz!!!
That was the best send off for a video ever! And hurrah.
tiny tower. i have no idea what that is. I just wanna see Dan.
only it hase way less features
+Виталик Боровлёв and it's a mobile game with micro transactions
+Виталик Боровлёв and MICROTRANSACTIONS
+Ze Core Gamer except you could just glitch it with that glitch they still haven't fixed 1 year later and bypass that entirely by getting millions of microtransaction money, and/or exchange said money for ingame earning money to basically win the game.
+Brasscake! There is the watch an add for free bux I think now it is about 20. Or for a one time purchases you get free bux with no adds
this reminds me of a game I played once, it was 8 bit, you had to manage workers to certain other types of floors, you had to keep everyone happy and build certain special rooms on each floor every now and again, now what was it called...
corporation Inc, fabulous game for just being a flash game
Tiny Tower. Im waiting Dan, you can see my shrine to you in my room... Im waiting
To get into the building they have to wall through a water closet
Walk
this way!!!!
Am I the only one who's just enthralled by how smooth and clean the UI is? For building games, having a clean and simple UI is a bit rare
Wow...... I didn't think you were serious. I really liked that tooth brush too.
Tiny Tower
please come to my house now
+okoloto if he doesn't I will
Kinky
lol he wish
The Nerd Tower! With over 7 billion rooms for all probable (whatever people that live in places are called at 4:20 in the morning)
TINY TOWER! HA! I HAVE 12 TOOTH BRUSHES!
why the fuck do you have 12 tooth brushes?
The Major Miner It's a joke. I typed a story, but I have 1.
Well, he`ll only piss on one of them and not tell you which one, so you`ll always brush your teeth with the fear of brushing your teeth with piss!
Lucäse Karpador I just won't brush my teeth! HAH!
Have fun with no teeth.
Tiny tower :) I have traps Dan go ahead
Good luck Muhahahhah
It's Mwahahaha not Muhahahhah
+Derae Miller Really. Fucking really dude.
SensorAtlas Yes
+Derae Miller there are several different ways of typing mwahaha depending on your nationality
Sim Tower... a game I became obsessed with for about 24 hours in 199? where I was determined beyond the point of rational thought to build a tower that filled in every single part of the entire play area.
Made myself unwell due to the lack of food, water, hygiene and human contact.
Santa went by the tower though. SANTA.
I have very fond memories of playing Sim Tower when I was a child.
This game looks fantastic.
tiny tower? ok ima go hide my tooth brush now
that won't stop him
He can find it. There is no way to hide things from him
I had a sick minded place for you but Dan would have to stick it in a place where the sun don't shine unless you want that
Tiny Tower in 105 languages (english included)
Klein toring
Kulla e vogël
ትንሽ ታወር
برج صغير
Փոքր աշտարակ
Kiçik Qülləsi
gutxi dorrea
малюсенькія вежы
ক্ষুদ্র টাওয়ার
Mala kula
Малка кула
Torre petita
Gamay nga torre
Nsanja yaying'ono
小塔
小塔 (again)
A piccula torre
Sićušna kula
Malá věž
Lille tårn
Kleine toren
Tiny tower
eta turo
pisikesi torn
maliliit na tore
pieni torni
petit tour
christening toer
bautismo torre
პატარა კოშკი
winziger Turm
μικρό πύργο
નાના ટાવર
ti gwo fò won
kankanin hasumiya
moku kiai
מגדל זעיר
छोटे टॉवर
me me pej thuam
apró torony
Skírnarathöfn turn
obere ụlọ elu
menara kecil
túr beag bídeach
piccola torre
小さなタワー
menara cilik
ಸಣ್ಣ ಗೋಪುರದ
кішкентай мұнара
ប៉មតូច
작은 타워
birca Christening
кичинекей мунара
ທາງຕົວແທນ ຂະຫນາດນ້ອຍ
minima turrim
niecīga tornis
krikštynos bokštas
kleng Tuerm
мали кула
tilikambo kely
menara kecil
ചെറിയ ഗോപുരം
torri ċkejkna
pourewa iti
लहान टॉवर
жижиг цамхаг
အလွန်သေးငယ်သောမျှော်စင်
सानो टावर
lille tårnet
د طنز کتابونه برج
برج کوچک
chrzczenie wieża
batismo torre
ਛੋਟੇ ਟਾਵਰ
mic turn
крошечные башни
olo laitiiti
tùr beag bìodach
мали торањ
tora e nyenyane
duku shongwe
ٺهي ٽاور
ඉතා කුඩා කුළුණ
Malá veža
Majhen stolp
munaaraddii yar
Pequeña torre
munara leutik
Mnara mdogo
Litet torn
бурҷи ночизи
சிறிய கோபுரம்
చిన్న టవర్
หอเล็ก ๆ
Minik kule
Крихітна вежа
چھوٹے ٹاور
Kichik minora
Tháp nhỏ
twr bach
Encinci inqaba
קליינטשיק טורעם
aami-iṣọ
Umbhoshongo omncane
i challenge you to come to my house
how long did this take
NerdCubed completes?
So what your saying is tiny tower
Dont piss on my toothbrush pls
ant arms Too late
As soon as he said "of course we don't have enough bloody electricity" my phone said to connect a charger.
Complete Series...
tiny tower, i dont even have a tooth breush
I guess eucalyptus isn't very sugary so you wouldn't need one
1:10 Tiny Tower, I look forward to your visit XD
Tiny Tower, i wanna meet you you seem like a great person i think we could get along, i can just buy another toothbrush later
It physically hurts me to watch this disgusting capitalism simulator. 0/10 needs more state control.
Can't bear to watch an economic system that actually works m8?
Stalin.
Salty...
За Сталина!
And corruption in the giverment
Very similar game on steam is Smooth Operators. Though in that one you're just running a call center, it has the same requirements of building up your building, adding ways in and out, getting your maintenance up and getting in food and the like. Not as big, obviously, and I don't even know where I got it, I just came across it in my steam library one day.
Completes? Completes
What is Tiny Tower? Is that some shitty mobile game?
Oui.
Drame StopMotion I'm serious I have no idea what that is.
yes but its not too bad for a mobile game
***** It means yes in french.
Drame StopMotion Oh. I've only ever heard that word spoken. Never seen it spelled.
"Thank you very much for watching, fuck off"
Best ending.
#farcry4PERMADEATH everyone spam this shit!
:p
Why?
No, farcry 4 is complete shit and Dan doesn't like it.
#pastramicity
No.
Looks a bit like Corporation Inc
I am so happy someone finally made a modern Sim Tower game!!! Been waiting FOREVER lol
He should play basement
YES
2nd! I am cancer!
5th, actually.
hopefully, drawing lives
Well the view counter said 1 and that means 1 other person has viewed it.
*****
Can you at least let me have hope?
And I'm Ebola, pleased to meet you.
so am I. Lets be cancer bros
I have a squash court in my Tiny Tower, checkmate NerdCubed.
"Hey It's Just Like Tiny Towerr!"
1:39
It's not even a small tower, it's more like a tiny tower more than anything.
if you're gonna piss on my toothbrush, at least stay and have some cake and donuts. you're welcome to my tiny tower for food and drink my lovely human being
Tiny tower. Before you come, please wipe your shoes on the doormat before you come in.
Tiny tower. I can always get a new toothbrush, and I'd love to meet him xD
"Tiny Tower". At what time will you arrive? Great to have you over. I'll get me toothbrush and make you some proper Belgium coffee then....
i love rewatching this god i want a complete series of this and Big Pharma that would be amazing
Tiny Tower. I call your bluff sir, you never gave it a time limit
Tiny tower...I dont have a toothbrush.I'm a dinosaur..I'm dead.
I just clicked on this video and it turns out I watched part of it before, and when the video started at one minute and I heard "I'll come to your house and piss on your toothbrush!" XD
1:41 I guess you could say it is a 'zoom in on face' tiny tower
Good luck getting me Dan...
Ready?
Here we go...
Tiny Tower.
"Dudette" should be the word of the year. Every year.
Holy fuck this looks so great I've got it pre ordered on steam this looks like a game I've been waiting my whole life to play
i got disposable toothbrush heads, and i'd love to meet you, so...tiny tower. i don't even know what that is.
Travelling through London on a bank holiday is fun.
Tiny Tower. See you soon, Dan. I'll prepare us some coffee and some cake if you're willing to stay a while. Remember my toothbrush is on the left side of the counter not the right. (That's my brother's.)
He said "Simtower" and I said "Oh thank god he mentioned it otherwise I would have been mad"
pls make this a series Dan, i'm a longtime fan btw if you see this!
Hardcastle Enterprises! Hardcastle Enterprises! Dunno why Dan doesn't become a business mogul, that square enix job probably looks good on a resumé
Miniature skyscraper!
...just doing an experiment. We'll see if this works same as the other thing.
Dan needs to do more speeches in the beginning of his videos.
can you make a bunch of small buildings? like a few for food, a few residential towers, and a few office buildings?
That tower was small.. I guess you could say it’s tiny tow- why is there piss on my toothbrush?!
Still waiting on The Ship Community Let's Play... still fucking waiting
I think this should be the next nerd3 completes