"Hello 911, what's your emergency?" "My tractor is stuck in midair on a cliff with me in it" "...Ok sir, I have to ask if you've taken any halusenigenics?"
"I'm sorry, could you please wait a day or two as all our horses, both skyrim in origin and not, are currently involved in a high speed chase of two Amish bank robbers"
Nerdcubed playing glitchy simulators is what got me subbed to his channel all those years ago. I still love them, would be content if simulators were all he ever played!
Sarkis Boyadjian yeh, it was guys not its just me working on this project mod now. but the new version is up and working but just needs a few fixes that im working on XD
"is this like the truman show but for farmers?" I FINALLY GET THAT REFERENCE. I NEVER UBDERSTOOD IT BEFORE. I ACTUALLY WATCHED THAT MOVIE. 18 YEARS IT TOOK ME.
Gotta love the maps that you can choose from: Here's a nice little town in middle europe, some pretty hills in southern europe, a charming area in the english countryside...and Michigan.
Dan. Tractors do jiggle on paved roads because of their treads. However I do have to say they don't jiggle that much. But they do jiggle some because they're designed for dirt.
a farming game and you use the fealds for only one purpes, drifting... "dramatic break"... just what i expected of you :D Thet is the nerd 3 we know and love :)
Looks like the castle might be modeled after Neuschwanstein. Which would make the Mickey Mouse-joke really appropriate, considering Sleeping Beauty's castle in Disneyland is based on Neuschwanstein.
hey, love it, just love it. as a occasional tracktorista, the thing with the wobbly weels on a level street is kind of a thing, those bastards throw you off the chair if you hit a pebble.
Spider-Tractor, Spider-Tractor, does whatever a Spider-Tractor does. Can he do physics right? No, he can't, he's a Tractor, Look out, he is a Spider-Tractor!
Apparently you play as a Weebel who's achieved their life long dream of becoming a physics breaking tractor driver. It's not the standard video game protagonist so I guess some people will love this game purely for that reason.
actually tractors have no suspension most of the time (or at least in my experience) and driving even what appears to be a flat road can be very bumpy. especially when you have lots of air in the tires and lots of load on the tractor
At least we know Dan's singing career is gonna be a hit when TH-cam finally shits itself.
Country Horse Metal.
Hoarse Metal
still beats Rebecca Black
But IT'S FRIDAY, IT'S FRIDAY, IT'S FRIDAY!!
DevMan it already did
time for another "Now that's what I call NerdCubed" album
Adam English it's a twenty minute vid and it's only been out for 20 mins
"Now that's what I call Something 2016"
"Country Music Simulator" by Nerdcubed
Possibly my favorite episode. The others are awesome as well. But this one, this one is the best.
He should actually release an album with all his songs.
The insurance company will question how the tractor is gripping onto the cliff
"Hello 911, what's your emergency?"
"My tractor is stuck in midair on a cliff with me in it"
"...Ok sir, I have to ask if you've taken any halusenigenics?"
halusenigenics. I can't breathe.
I'm Lack toast and Tolerant.
"I'm sorry, could you please wait a day or two as all our horses, both skyrim in origin and not, are currently involved in a high speed chase of two Amish bank robbers"
To much?
we need to make "i'm not a sexist, i'm a farmer" this weeks chart topper
Cant wait for the new Nerdcubbed CD 14:10
i cant wait somebody needs to make a video with the songs on
Who's CD?
+Bootleg Bernie THE NERDCUBED!!!
what's a CD?
A certificate of deposit
About once a week, I'll hear Dan singing "Oh my darlin' " in my head. I have watched this video too many times.
Dan it's time to quit TH-cam. Country music is your destiny.
Country music ON youtube.
Kitty Box nope he's gotta drop youtube altogether, lol.
RandomEd787
MEOWKITTY WANTS REASONS!
nah go back to ms paint child
Kitty Box cuz TH-cam is where people succeeds, which isn't what country music does outside USA.
So the castle went from Disneyland's castle, to Dracula's castle, then Hogwarts. Ok, cool cool. 👏🏻😂
JAG JuicyAppleGamer not as good as Hardcastle;)
I get the joke, but it's actually: *good XD
+JAG JuicyAppleGamer bad syntax ;)
Clearly it's Walt Disney's school for vampire wizards.
to Daniel's HARDcastle HAHAHAAHAHAHAH
19:30 - I was literally in tears for this bit XD it just rolled over and physics gave up and left!
19:50 is one of the 10 great nerdcubed moments of all time...I'm actually crying of laughter
Oh this is going to be good...
...yes it was
i like your pic
ITS HOLLAND BOYS not you
Nerdcubed playing glitchy simulators is what got me subbed to his channel all those years ago. I still love them, would be content if simulators were all he ever played!
I have tears in my eyes from this.
Please please please make these into full songs.
why hello there Mr Max Box!
"we've got to reverse by accelerating, cause thats how that works..." yes, Dan. that IS, in fact, how that works.
It's time for Now That's What I Call Nerd³ - Part 4
I like most of NerdCubed in general, but this with the singing is easily one of the best. Absolutely hilarious, thanks Dan.
6:48 text says NOTALLMEN. For any of you sad people out there who wanted to know XD
Game of thrones does not make you sad!
Were you the people making the MBW napoleon mod?
Sarkis Boyadjian yeh, its a small world after all XD
I was excited for that, it's a pity you guys got over shadowed by L'Aigle
Sarkis Boyadjian yeh, it was guys not its just me working on this project mod now. but the new version is up and working but just needs a few fixes that im working on XD
NOTALLMEN
I CONCUR; NO TALL MEN!
Not all men get that.
I CONCUR; NOT ALL MEN! Kappa
NOTAL L MEN
CamstonIsland Close, very close
Country music is actually just "Let's get drunk, fuck, drive a pickup truck, more booze, something about love, and more pickup truck."
18:51 alright kids, remember where we parked.
"is this like the truman show but for farmers?" I FINALLY GET THAT REFERENCE. I NEVER UBDERSTOOD IT BEFORE. I ACTUALLY WATCHED THAT MOVIE. 18 YEARS IT TOOK ME.
I honestly love the "[name1] [noun], named after the person who discovered it... [name2] [noun]" jokes so much
I fucking died when you said "its about to tell me I can mass flag videos, BUT I'M UP AND AWAY!"
Gotta love the maps that you can choose from: Here's a nice little town in middle europe, some pretty hills in southern europe, a charming area in the english countryside...and Michigan.
Dan. Tractors do jiggle on paved roads because of their treads. However I do have to say they don't jiggle that much. But they do jiggle some because they're designed for dirt.
And they will however crash down a fucking cliff
Oh god! Syrim has brought its bugs to Farm Simulator!!
its not farm simulator it is farm EXPERT farm simulator is actually a good game
The chicken gets it.
Is it a chicken or a duck?
this was by far one of the funniest videos you've made recently
I don't think there's a Nerd3 video that hasn't made me laugh..DAN IS SO FUCKING FUNNY
“Whether they’re at maximum or minimum, it’s still quite horribly laggy, especially while moving”
Ah yes, Destiny 2
YAY! Dan sung to me! I'm called Fred!
The dof pulsing makes it look like the player has a headache
9:55 Judging by that sign, Poland
5:05 "I must go. My planet needs me!" xD
Tractor gets stuck on the hill on April 1st.
Best April fools joke ever, because, you see, the tractor will fall on April 2nd.
It probably isn't on Dan's best interest to get emotionally attached to this Debbie person, Ya know, cause he's getting married
that and Debbie's a collection of polygons
TGX Q
It's okay.
Dan got hitched at the beginning of the episode.
implying rebecca isnt also a collection of polygons
but he hates Polygon
Really glad that other people are bringing up the whole singing and CD thing. I would pay for a NerdCubed country album, or just any album really! :')
a farming game and you use the fealds for only one purpes, drifting... "dramatic break"... just what i expected of you :D
Thet is the nerd 3 we know and love :)
This week at the Odeon cinemas we have the premier of "Dan Pisses About with Tractors 14: Physics Be Damned"
I forgot how good your videos are.
When I realised which farming game it was when he mentioned the music turning on when he got in the tractors I fucking died.
for anyone wondering what the little text was at 6:48, it was "notallmen"
Dan, that visit to the cows was an UTTER FAILURE
Needs more embarrassing cream ads.
YES
This was the greatest Plays video yet! Loved the songs :)
"Crushing Sunflowers" sounds like a wimpy version of "Smashing Pumpkins"
That song... Gold. Dan needs to make an album.
The singing in this episode was very "Whose Line Is It Anyway"
Looks like the castle might be modeled after Neuschwanstein. Which would make the Mickey Mouse-joke really appropriate, considering Sleeping Beauty's castle in Disneyland is based on Neuschwanstein.
"Farm Expert 2017?"
*Expert??*
Fuck that, I'm still trying to learn how the tractor in Farming Simulator 2013 works.
That ending is pure gold
All other music is in game music. It makes me want to roll my windows down and cruise.
note the "flat road" is not visible in the rear view camera
6:25 is the best! I love it! XD
hey, love it, just love it. as a occasional tracktorista, the thing with the wobbly weels on a level street is kind of a thing, those bastards throw you off the chair if you hit a pebble.
It's funny how NerdCubed can make me excited for a farming game.
I need this songs on spotify!
"Did you learn that from a skyrim horse?" Brilliant!
Honestly Dan, if you wrote songs I would listen to them every day.
Actually, tractor tires are so nubby they're smooth on soft ground but you really do feel all the bumps when you drive an a paved road.
mr. nerdcube when the music is on it must be the radio
Spider-Tractor, Spider-Tractor,
does whatever a Spider-Tractor does.
Can he do physics right?
No, he can't, he's a Tractor,
Look out, he is a Spider-Tractor!
Dan should legitimately write a song and sing it, I'd pay for it
There's a band called Hatebeak that have a parrot as their singer.
It's crazy, but I love that band. Waldo (the parrot singer) is also now a music critic.
Apparently you play as a Weebel who's achieved their life long dream of becoming a physics breaking tractor driver. It's not the standard video game protagonist so I guess some people will love this game purely for that reason.
This video was fucking hilarious, I had to pause because I was crying from laughter way too many times
14:09
you're welcome
Thanks
I wish there were more games with music like this so nerdcubed would sing more.
OMG!!! The song at 2:22. I used that exact same song for my 2014 demo reel. It's called 'Plaisir d'amour' and its royalty free.
15:39 "Aaaand we're up!" No, Dan, *Europe*
Who needs Dan Bull when we've got Dan Hardcastle.
I can't wait to hear Farm Expert 2018s "In Tractor music"!
I want a whole album of Dan doing country songs.
5:05 TEAM MAGPIE'S BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIN!
10/10 would watch again. Lyrics, awesome as ever.
Can we have a video of dan just singing to every song in the game
TH-cam is the only thing making me happy at the moment
That tractor has some top-notch engineering.
I want a full album of the adlibbed songs
your farmer songs need an album
1 minute and 44 seconds in this video and already I have a headache and my eyes hurt.
Oh my god, I just cried. Please more!
Love the Game of thrones 'all men must die' reference! XD
Wow even with the youtube compression i still see the blue line thats good game quality there
So, in order to not get arrested for double homicide, Dan made billions with his magic tractor.
I can always count on NerdCubed to make me laugh
you can always make something out of nothing, I really appreciate the content you put out
WHERES YA CAR DEBBIE?! DEBBIE WHERE'S YA CAR?!?! XD I sang it automatically after the "fuck you debbie" thing
I am rewatching this just for the song
i've been loving the uploads recently!
The 2.5 million sub special was months ago and he still hasn't hit it yet
i want a whole album of nerd cubed tractor driver songs
actually tractors have no suspension most of the time (or at least in my experience) and driving even what appears to be a flat road can be very bumpy. especially when you have lots of air in the tires and lots of load on the tractor
'Now that went downhill really fast, like Trump in a debate', I lost it 😂
best in game physics 2016 award?
Gaspode would be proud of that "Woof!"
Holy shit, I would pay actual money for an album of Dan's "Country" songs
And here we have to recently released "I'm a farmer" album, by the one and only Daniel Hardcastle.
Finally this simulator is with the times
What does he mean "No tall men"?
Also I'm laughing so hard at his singing. Seriously I'm losing my voice and really ill.