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  • @JustinWhangYt
    @JustinWhangYt  5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +57

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    • @JohnDoe-iw7zc
      @JohnDoe-iw7zc 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +3

      Wait wait you had mystery but no story's about him ???

    • @Zachbry4n
      @Zachbry4n 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™

      @@JohnDoe-iw7zc
      Zzz. Zw😅😅😅😊
      😊😊😂😂kk😂

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 3 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™

      Rich Evans as dick the birthday boy with the showbiz pizza bear is still the #1 cursed image of all time, especially with them seeing the showbiz pizza bear that night in a best of the worst movie

    • @manbehindzecurtain
      @manbehindzecurtain āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™

      Please stop supporting thca and delta 9 they are not beneficial to people who need marijuana and propagation of these "legal" alternatives is largely hurting the real cannabis industry should be fitting for reversal of laws

    • @phishinround420
      @phishinround420 27 āļ§āļąāļ™āļ—āļĩāđˆāļœāđˆāļēāļ™āļĄāļē

      Nice. Might try it out.

  • @frostytheiceberg1127
    @frostytheiceberg1127 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +196

    we are NOT getting monetized boys

    • @Tieigo0
      @Tieigo0 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +8

      We getting out of TH-cam's TOS with this one Boiiis. ☠ïļâ˜ ïļâ˜ ïļ

    • @elpakistan5765
      @elpakistan5765 4 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +2

      We are getting annoying with this one gay boys

    • @dawnclark9921
      @dawnclark9921 4 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +2

      Video's sponsored, don't worry

    • @trottyong
      @trottyong 22 āļŠāļąāđˆāļ§āđ‚āļĄāļ‡āļ—āļĩāđˆāļœāđˆāļēāļ™āļĄāļē

      Feed it to the dogâ€Ķ..

  • @cesariojpn
    @cesariojpn 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +1057

    Fun story: I know the guy that created the Super Hornio Brothers Wikipedia article. The boxcovers on the page are his personal copies. He sent a link to Ron Jeremy after he was done and Jeremy's agent or representative replied back replying very curtly to the effect of "and why should we care?" Dude felt gutted after getting that response

    • @byronic-heroine
      @byronic-heroine 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +20

      That's hilarious

    • @chazzychizzle915
      @chazzychizzle915 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™

      @@lpc9929.The

    • @sowososmooth
      @sowososmooth 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +1

      ​@@lpc9929e man who is infertile due to eating scented candles! Howdy!

    • @cesariojpn
      @cesariojpn 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +41

      ​@user-gy6hr4ti6bHe did get it onto the front page of Wikipedia via the "Did You Know?" April Fools Day postings, so it wasn't a complete wash. 😅

    • @Doctor-Shoebill
      @Doctor-Shoebill 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™

      Yeah, I met Ron Jeremy once. Happened to run into him at the Rainbow Bar and Grill one night and he was kind of a dick to me, too. I was boxing up the pizza I had leftover to go and that's when I noticed some people taking pictures. It was these two scantily dressed girls with huge tits and all with a guy in the middle. That's when it hit me that it was Ron. Now he was being very friendly with these women, of course, and when they were done they went their way and Ron sat back down in his booth with some other guy he was with. I was seated at the back of Rainbow and I was going to be walking by on my way out anyway, so I briefly stopped and said Hi and all. Didn't ask him for a pic or anything like that. Just said Hi and that it was cool to run into him. Just a few minutes after Ron was gushing over these two these two seemingly aspiring porn starlets he just looked at me like "who the fuck are you and why the hell do you think you can talk me?" kinda shit and barely responded. It's not like I was being a weirdo or anything. I meet celebrities quite often, mostly musicians, and don't really get star struck and weird when I meet somebody. This, however, was genuinely the only time where somebody went out of their way to be a dick for no reason.

  • @Bloody-CafÃĐ
    @Bloody-CafÃĐ 2 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +11

    If you think about it, Armin Meiwes is one of the sanest killers ever. Of course, he isn't that sane, but he is more sane than people like Jeffrey Dahmer, Richard Ramirez, etc. He only wanted to do it just if he got consent.
    Before Bernd, he had more volunteers, and some of them even went his house. And when they changed their mind about the plan, Armin just let them go.

  • @AllTheOthers
    @AllTheOthers 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +6

    5:30 It's called Non-con, it's a submissive fetish or kink revolving around consent to a non-consent roleplay or situation. I.E. "I want you to do it to me when I'm least expecting it and not stop when I beg." And stuff like that. It's common in BDSM, and it's one of the reasons why safe words are a thing. Think about the meme "No, don't do it, I'm a virgin." That's non-con.

  • @Wonkzzilla
    @Wonkzzilla 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +11

    1:04:40 my brother had the Bugs Bunny version of this doll, and its menacing stare from a dark corner still haunts me 20 years later! lol

  • @TheZayroen
    @TheZayroen āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +2

    that 'american farmer' in your ad was THE most uncanny valley AI jump scare I've had in AWHILE lol

  • @GirlVersusGame
    @GirlVersusGame 2 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +2

    Poor HitchBOT looks like Robocop after Kane's gang sawed him up ðŸ˜Ē

  • @LauraDort
    @LauraDort 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +2

    I didn’t get notifications when this came out ðŸ˜Ē BUT I am 15 minutes away from getting my daughter on the bus for school and planning on climbing back into my bed, pretending it’s still dark out and have this video to watchâ€Ķ.. my morning is now complete! âĪ

    • @paintyxd
      @paintyxd 4 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™

      What kind of adult are you, get it together

    • @manasamaluvr69
      @manasamaluvr69 4 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™

      ​@@paintyxd god forbid a woman has interests and hobbies outside of being a mum, jesus christ man

    • @eprimchad2576
      @eprimchad2576 4 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™

      ​@@paintyxdcope and seethe wagie, you should change your pic to a soyjak

  • @xenopsychologist4943
    @xenopsychologist4943 3 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +1

    im throwin my vote in with the "pornography leads to dentistry" crowd.

  • @Rubydrawz
    @Rubydrawz 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +1

    Ahh! A whang compilation just in times for homework!!

  • @Deathlobster137
    @Deathlobster137 8 āļ§āļąāļ™āļ—āļĩāđˆāļœāđˆāļēāļ™āļĄāļē

    The hit hitchbot story makes me so pissed off and I would love to achieve retribution

  • @puchacz1177
    @puchacz1177 14 āļ§āļąāļ™āļ—āļĩāđˆāļœāđˆāļēāļ™āļĄāļē

    1:36:00 metal gear 1 theme

  • @sarafinnerty6559
    @sarafinnerty6559 13 āļ§āļąāļ™āļ—āļĩāđˆāļœāđˆāļēāļ™āļĄāļē +2

    Hitchbot :(

  • @MrNobody91
    @MrNobody91 4 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +3

    1:53:09 I honestly don't understand the point in saying the "straight white man" part tbh. Like, what, if he was gay with a mustache, would it be any different/change anything? I've just never understood that tbh.
    And it's funny they're all trashing him, and she says the whole "audacity" line, then has the audacity to literally give out his information and everything else.
    Like, he didn't make them make the videos and put themselves out there, they did that willingly cause they craved attention. But to then be so trash to then start listing off all of his stuff, and why, cause he did what 20 year Olds do?
    The whole situation, especially from the girls kinda just seems like "oh no, he got one over on me, I must trash him and give out all his info". Like, she even says at one point about "adding another to the roster" or whatever after saying she matched again with someone else, so really, who is the bad guy here?
    Is he the bad guy cause he did what you do, but instead he was the one who ghosted you?

    • @Hightower2804TP
      @Hightower2804TP 4 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™

      These thots never make any sense. Don't read too much into it.

  • @BeansCheeseBeansCheese
    @BeansCheeseBeansCheese āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™

    Yoooo S/o to Caleb you absolute dawg! None of those girls considered they were all 6/10s at best hahaha NYC got so many 10s that dawg couldn’t settle foh less lol

  • @cawsomeaolin
    @cawsomeaolin 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™

    why are some of the before pictures actually better

  • @Ar_sole_hair_fiddler
    @Ar_sole_hair_fiddler 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +1

    Deus ex machina of the algorithm

  • @GabrielBarbosa-ek5ot
    @GabrielBarbosa-ek5ot 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™

    Ainda estou surpreso que nÃĢo teve nenhum Tales From The Internet sobre o Elsa Gate, bem vocÊ poderia trazer esse tema algum dia Justin

  • @kiljust
    @kiljust 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +311

    Never thought Whang would become my dealer. I'm not upset about it tho.

    • @lucasbell4831
      @lucasbell4831 4 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +5

      He wasn't already??

  • @catoftheeast
    @catoftheeast 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +396

    didn't see any timestamps yet so here they are
    armin meiwes: 2:00
    hitchhiking robot: 22:23
    hornio brothers: 35:01
    cinnamon toast crunch shrimp: 53:15
    cursed images: 1:02:44
    blew her dad by accident: 1:18:15
    boston bombing: 1:32:42
    west elm caleb: 1:42:19

    • @cancerouscorndog6425
      @cancerouscorndog6425 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +11

      Thank god I have no idea how this was this far down

    • @berrelene
      @berrelene 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +4

      Thanks man!

    • @3bugsinatrenchcoat
      @3bugsinatrenchcoat 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +4

      thank you 🛐

  • @666xMajor
    @666xMajor 4 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +64

    Hitchbot still might be one of the greatest American stories out there. Go to philly once, just once, and you'll understand.

    • @upyoursdotcom
      @upyoursdotcom 6 āļ§āļąāļ™āļ—āļĩāđˆāļœāđˆāļēāļ™āļĄāļē

      That's kind of how we view all of America, and not in the super cool way like Glasgow

  • @geckarr
    @geckarr 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +85

    43 minutes in and im baked and hysterical what the hell do you mean hornio wasnt mario this whole time

    • @datrulz12
      @datrulz12 4 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +1

      lmao

  • @thischannelisdecommissioned
    @thischannelisdecommissioned 4 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +158

    I think the reason the Meiwes case is indefensible is because a reality where the ruling that it was mutual and consentual is upheld and defended would have many instances where a predatory person could just manufacture or fake a potential victim's consent, and after the deed is done there wouldn't be a victim around to say "no, I fucking didn't consent to being murdered and eaten." So there would be nobody to contest the offender in court as long as they have a strong enough illusion of consent from the victim.
    Society would have a lot of murderers and cannibals getting away with indulging their evil impulses scot free, and that doesn't even get into the precedent that could set for other crimes and legal engagements. It's just a can of worms with no fruitful or sincere reason to be opened. Personal liberty isn't even a factor.

    • @DMAN99
      @DMAN99 4 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +33

      You could also have issue where a person is manipulated into believing that they want to be eaten, a person with mental disorders, substance users, young people, etc. So basically the killer taking advantage of someone to get what they want.

    • @gnbman
      @gnbman 2 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +36

      Not to mention that anybody who would consent to being eaten is balls-to-teeth out of his mind and thus unable to consent.

    • @bigmona2741
      @bigmona2741 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +1

      But there was so much evidence that Meiwes couldn’t fake.

    • @nyxie2877
      @nyxie2877 23 āļ§āļąāļ™āļ—āļĩāđˆāļœāđˆāļēāļ™āļĄāļē

      We could probably legalise this by creating an actual legal process

    • @gnbman
      @gnbman 23 āļ§āļąāļ™āļ—āļĩāđˆāļœāđˆāļēāļ™āļĄāļē +1

      @@nyxie2877 If we all go insane.

  • @nextcaesargaming5469
    @nextcaesargaming5469 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +324

    Hitchbot: "I changed my mind..."
    It knew what was coming, the poor thing

    • @ek0dev
      @ek0dev 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +52

      Whoever destroyed hitchbot better hope they never get discovered, for their own safety. I know that some people would definitely get violent

    • @Ghost_emoji
      @Ghost_emoji 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +10

      ​@@ek0dev definitely someone breaking it up to steal parts to sell

    • @dogelover148
      @dogelover148 4 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +17

      @@Ghost_emojisaw someone say “some crackhead must have stolen the copper wiring”

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 3 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™

      Haha there's a reason the US is actually classified as a developing country in a lot of places ranking alongside like Albania in education, housing and infrastructure, which is really bizarre since we're so rich.
      Should have stuck to the coasts, parts of the rust belt and south are basically post apocalyptic hellscapes of zealots and rednecks. Probably wouldn't fare too well in the east bay or NY it would get stripped for parts and checking if it has a catalytic converter.

    • @SpencerfromEarth
      @SpencerfromEarth 3 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +7

      ​@@Ghost_emojinotice how it made it thru Canada and the EU just fine?

  • @beetlehorn
    @beetlehorn 2 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +157

    Whang not being a cannabis guy is like learning the Pope isn't a big Catholic guy.

    • @jeffreyhogan3087
      @jeffreyhogan3087 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +10

      He’s gotta be lying😂

    • @KerReeeee
      @KerReeeee 28 āļ§āļąāļ™āļ—āļĩāđˆāļœāđˆāļēāļ™āļĄāļē

      ​@@jeffreyhogan3087I believe him. It affects everyone differently. I was an opioid addict and still struggling with alcoholism, but weed makes me super paranoid. I absolutely hate the feeling.

    • @FailureToBe
      @FailureToBe 27 āļ§āļąāļ™āļ—āļĩāđˆāļœāđˆāļēāļ™āļĄāļē +2

      Right? I’m devastated

  • @Dom_Maretti
    @Dom_Maretti 2 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +187

    There was a girl in my Human Sexuality health/psych course in college who had an unfortunate experience involving her father. One of the units of education in the course was about the history of pornography and how, pre-Miller-Test, people occasionally made "instructional sex videos" to avoid being considered "porn". So...it was essentially just porn, but with a voiceover that gave instruction and narration of the events on screen. We actually watched one of these videos (this was an 18+ only course), and the lead male actor in the film was the classmate's father when he was 19. The film was from 1967 or 1968. She left the room...but it was still bothering her until she actually asked her dad if he had ever "been in any movies". He asked her why she was asking and she mentioned the class...and as soon as he heard the name of the class she was taking, he apologized that she had to see him like that.

    • @TheKiiS
      @TheKiiS 2 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +11

      ðŸ˜ģ so sorry I read that

    • @texasred8424
      @texasred8424 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +23

      i actually believe this happened because this isn't really that absurd of a situation to happen

    • @AnAdorableWombat1
      @AnAdorableWombat1 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +4

      Out of all the movies they choose, they choose a film with her daddy in it? Oh ok

    • @angeldeviltears
      @angeldeviltears āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +6

      i actually believe your story and yeah, that’s nuts. i’m so sorry

    • @Dom_Maretti
      @Dom_Maretti āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +6

      @@angeldeviltears Oh...I'm not the one who saw their father on screen. It was an interesting moment to be sure.

  • @logorex
    @logorex 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +118

    "Blood is the juice of life." is a quote I was not expecting to laugh at so much.

    • @SpencerfromEarth
      @SpencerfromEarth 3 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +6

      Technically true I suppose

    • @Hirundo-demersalis
      @Hirundo-demersalis 2 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +2

      Just imagining that quote in Mads Mikkelsen's voice

    • @breahzelbubkunda
      @breahzelbubkunda 2 āļ§āļąāļ™āļ—āļĩāđˆāļœāđˆāļēāļ™āļĄāļē

      I think because it kind of sounds like a line from a vampire movie 😂

  • @PrimarchRegalious
    @PrimarchRegalious 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +249

    I finished shaving and found a Whang! video and he's selling me weed that's amazing.

    • @evanroper6099
      @evanroper6099 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +24

      I forgot that he had punctuation in his name. I was about to tell you to take better care of your junk.

    • @PrimarchRegalious
      @PrimarchRegalious 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +4

      @@evanroper6099 Man, I can burn so much cardboard here. You seen this paper? We can thank the government for that. Lol. 2nd grade dropout. 🏔ïļ I have to beg my mom to stop reading. 🐉

    • @pariahred13
      @pariahred13 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +1

      Been buying my weed from him since high school

    • @troniusjones4826
      @troniusjones4826 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™

      I'm tripping so many balls and he just offered me a free joint

  • @SpencerfromEarth
    @SpencerfromEarth 3 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +43

    I feel like hitchbot really proves a point about America as a whole. Everyone knew it wasnt gonna make it, and some random ass made sure it wouldnt, because Americans.

  • @KaioKeane
    @KaioKeane 4 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +65

    Similarly to the Cinnamon Toast Crunch story, I once found a tiny rock in a bag of Jimmy John's chips. When I contacted customer support with evidence telling them they should look into it, they told me it was just a starch clump from the frying process. I also worked at a place that distributed frozen meals to people. We had individually packaged slices of bread that went with certain meals. One day, I found a slice of bread with a piece of bread tie baked in. I told my superiors thinking that we'd have to recall the orders with bread from that lot number. They just said that since we were close to using up the bread in that lot, that it must be fine because we never received any complaints. Food safety is slipping in the US.

    • @eprimchad2576
      @eprimchad2576 4 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +13

      I worked in a restaurant that used packaged pasta noodles and we found a few inches of a zip tie cooked perfectly into a fettucine noodle

    • @Spacecoreinspace
      @Spacecoreinspace āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +7

      i work at a plastic company that makes tv dinner trays, and we have higher standards than that (the manual packets could face jail time if a hunk of plastic from the trays were to cause choking, bc they're supposed to tap and check them for plastic slivers, flaws, etc), which is kinda crazy, you'd figure it'd be the same for actual food companies
      if our company providers find a loose hunk of plastic in a tray, or if several releases are flawed and qa doesn't catch it on time before shipment proper, several months of product can to be put on hold to check them/verify they're all clean

    • @idontcheckmynotifications
      @idontcheckmynotifications āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +2

      I live in another country and jealous about certain things the US offers but manâ€Ķ the food standards are horrifying even for something as basic as eggs. I don’t think I would want to live there over my current country based on that.

  • @Nucleite
    @Nucleite 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +112

    Fill me with your mystery, Whang.

    • @ROYALRAT123
      @ROYALRAT123 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +27

      Remove that comma right this instance!

    • @Tieigo0
      @Tieigo0 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +12

      ​@@ROYALRAT123Count Ratcula, my lord....

  • @lillyrith
    @lillyrith 3 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +21

    The involuntary tick is for CNC role-plays. It’s so people can pretend that they’re being kidnapped and murdered and eaten and stuff like that.

  • @Meeshilin_Man
    @Meeshilin_Man 3 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +12

    29:35 of course Hitchbot's murder took place in Philly 🙄

  • @martaiswatchingyoutube5063
    @martaiswatchingyoutube5063 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +49

    selling me weed?sell me ur hair damn it.

    • @phaedrapage4217
      @phaedrapage4217 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™

      YES!

  • @Darthborg
    @Darthborg 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +107

    Pee pee poo poo

    • @busterbrown7087
      @busterbrown7087 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +12

      Daaaaamn true tho

    • @23mega23
      @23mega23 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™

      @@busterbrown7087Fr

    • @ticcerwitztv7654
      @ticcerwitztv7654 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +8

      Is this factual? Did you research this? Possible slander? Silly salamander?

    • @TOMSON999
      @TOMSON999 4 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™

      Heh heh heh heh heh heh

    • @davemccage7918
      @davemccage7918 4 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™

      I think we all know who really killed hitchbotâ€Ķ. 😑

  • @Ratxmother
    @Ratxmother 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +80

    In regards to the shrimp cinnamon toast: that’s not rat poop (I have rats and they have much bigger poop lol) but it could be mouse poop which is much smaller and matches the shape and colour! I volunteer at a rabbit and small animal rescue so I’m quite familiar with small animal poop. And mice poop is the worst- it’s the stinkiest and they love to create a huge pile of it in the most difficult areas to clean lol. I hope I’ve enriched someone’s day with this information:)

    • @Leatherargento
      @Leatherargento 3 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +5

      Thank you! I am on a diet, and, this helps.

  • @estherbunny7069
    @estherbunny7069 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +15

    Hitchbot story breaks my little heart. Too innocent for Philly.

  • @anthonyd.1428
    @anthonyd.1428 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +22

    Help me Whang, your my only hope!
    For the past while I've been looking for some lost media from my childhood. I'm confident that I didn't just make it up in my head.
    In my youth i remember a commercial for National Geographic that featured the song Turn Turn Turn. This was in the late 80's perhaps early 90's. This was not your typical commercial of 30 seconds, but rather the entire song by the Birds. The images and video in my opinion perfect for the song. I've looked everywhere for it and it's like it just never existed. I have a feeling it has been erased due to copyright with the song. Perhaps now that Disney owns NatGeo they had no choice but remove it from online. This might explain why NatGeo no longer mention it, even though the commercial I believe won some advertisement awards. But that doesn't explain why I can't seem to find other sources that would mention it or have a recording of it.
    Your the only person I can think of that has the skills to find out the truth.

    • @machinegunlament
      @machinegunlament 4 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +11

      Make a post on /r/nostalgia and /r/tipofmytongue. Good luck and Godspeed report back if you figure it out

  • @Whyamiheredotnet
    @Whyamiheredotnet 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +25

    I believe that Ron Jeremy’s Mario was the REAL Mario movie. And since Nintendo owns it it’s CANON

  • @nanomachines2985
    @nanomachines2985 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +56

    I still want to know about the shrimp. That guy could have been thrown in prison for playing a substantial part in the holocaust 80 years ago. That doesn't free Big Cereal from their responsibilities

    • @VirgilZandig
      @VirgilZandig 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +14

      You mess with General Mills, you end up in the ground.

    • @LetsTalkAboutPrepping
      @LetsTalkAboutPrepping 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +10

      ​@@VirgilZandig this is peak wordplay. I hope it was intentional

    • @devilsoupanddeviltoast
      @devilsoupanddeviltoast 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +13

      this is a hell of an out-of-context sentence

  • @ClownsRottenMeat
    @ClownsRottenMeat āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +7

    Okay I know it’s fucked up- but my whole thing is that it was an act between two consenting adults??
    Like obviously you can argue about the morals of it- but bottom line, bro *wanted* to be eaten.
    He was not under any kind of influence when doing this, and had several opportunities to back out.
    He *willingly* handed himself over to someone who he knew was going to physically harm him.

    • @throbbingfellow1136
      @throbbingfellow1136 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +6

      You could probably argue that anyone who would willingly allow themselves to be butchered and eaten is mentally unwell and is thus unfit to consent to anything this drastic. Also worth nothing that assisted suicide, which you could maybe try and classify this as a twisted version of, was illegal in Germany until 4 years ago.

    • @Twink6629-lg3te
      @Twink6629-lg3te 4 āļŠāļąāđˆāļ§āđ‚āļĄāļ‡āļ—āļĩāđˆāļœāđˆāļēāļ™āļĄāļē

      You can’t want to die and agree to such a crazy act if your in a good state of mind. Even if he “agreed and consented” to it something is clearly wrong with that man if that’s his normal. That man needed therapy or SOMETHING. Trying to logic this isn’t going to work. It’s CANNABALISM. It cant really be rationalized outside extreme necessity for starvation or something. If you genuinely want to K someone or have someone K you YOU NEED HELP

  • @Yngdady
    @Yngdady 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +17

    How is the man in a room full of tomatoes "cursed"? It makes me think of my grandpa with an overabundance of tomatoes that he's selling in his small town

    • @SpencerfromEarth
      @SpencerfromEarth 3 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +9

      Yeah I didn't get that either. The whole story becomes about gatekeeping what is and isn't a "cursed" image and the original cursed image isn't even cursed. It's just a dude at a farmers market. Even later, when a redditor gives the "5 Ws" as a rubric, that image isn't cursed by his metric.

  • @ItsJustAGuy
    @ItsJustAGuy 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +56

    At 35:00 i kept hearing 'Autistic Touch' instead of 'Artistic Touch' lmfao, but to be fair Quinton does seem like hes got the Tism.

    • @yagirlstella299
      @yagirlstella299 3 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +6

      wait i genuinely thought he said autistic 😭😭😭

    • @mqngi_stickfigure
      @mqngi_stickfigure 3 āļ§āļąāļ™āļ—āļĩāđˆāļœāđˆāļēāļ™āļĄāļē

      Whenever I listen to that one Chicago song I always hear " He was a real AUTISTIC guy "

  • @afmf8700
    @afmf8700 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +50

    I was looking for something to watch while at work and this magically appeared, perfect timing lol thanks!

    • @Bovidaeus
      @Bovidaeus 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +3

      Same. His videos are a go-to while running around work.

  • @helltakerrr
    @helltakerrr 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +26

    Whang, ive been listening to tales from the internet for the last month and its become my new favorite youtube series. Thank you for all these amazing (and gross) stories 😂

  • @Knobelbernd
    @Knobelbernd 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +11

    Yeah ! He’s pronouncing meiwes correctly
    !!!

  • @xxzombiexchickxx
    @xxzombiexchickxx 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +18

    Lately, I've rediscovered for myself how pleasant it is to listen to this majestic man's voice

  • @BlackGalaxyRocker_Game
    @BlackGalaxyRocker_Game āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +6

    "just a couple dudes watching super mario porn together"
    that single line threw me right back to college where, for some reason, people got together to watch 70s porn together. like the alice in wonderland porno

  • @YoursUntruly
    @YoursUntruly 4 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +4

    Hitch both began in my province of Nova Scotia, Canada. Made it from coast to coast of Canada, all over Europe, just to be curb stomped and stripped of it’s copper in Philly.
    🖕ðŸŧ Philly. The Flyers suck.

  • @yellowroo
    @yellowroo āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +3

    The cannibal encounter sounds kinda cute and wholesome (if you've read too many dead dove fics and are now desensitized)

    • @Moocow2003
      @Moocow2003 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +2

      It makes me think.. there's someone for EVERYONE

  • @antonydrossos5719
    @antonydrossos5719 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +5

    Who else first got a hint of Armen Mivas from “The IT Crowd”? I don’t think I knew about him being abused by his mother, though. Even by narcissistic standards, she sounded especially horrible.

    • @Hexadiddle
      @Hexadiddle 26 āļ§āļąāļ™āļ—āļĩāđˆāļœāđˆāļēāļ™āļĄāļē

      Wasn’t my first hint but I love the IT crowd and that’s one of my favorite episodes 😭

  • @ClosedCasketVideo
    @ClosedCasketVideo 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +13

    Your stories and the video game music you use always get me through my graveyard shift.

  • @lenbones7940
    @lenbones7940 4 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +5

    i saw the bare wentch.. it was on cable and i was in high school.. i graduated in 05 so that kinda means between 01 and then that kinda shit was just beamed into our living rooms via fiber optical cable

  • @Dirt_Man
    @Dirt_Man 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +16

    Eating and drinking tomato soup was not a good idea during the cannibal Cafe part

    • @christopherson93
      @christopherson93 4 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +2

      I just ate spaghetti before stumbling onto this video

  • @scottyboyo6236
    @scottyboyo6236 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +12

    i used to get stoned but it made my sinus inflammation far worse so i could barely breath through my nose so i had to stop.. real shame cause with just the right amount it made gaming waaaay more fun lol

    • @-Tom.Waits.But.I.Dont-
      @-Tom.Waits.But.I.Dont- 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +12

      I would look into edibles, or tinctures - RSO based gummies in particular are really nice.

    • @kadeosborne3937
      @kadeosborne3937 3 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +1

      Getting high and playing a horror game, now THAT is an experience lol

    • @Deezfuggin
      @Deezfuggin āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +2

      @@-Tom.Waits.But.I.Dont-Or just straight up RSO, much better bang for your buck and you can put it on anything you eat

    • @-Tom.Waits.But.I.Dont-
      @-Tom.Waits.But.I.Dont- āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™

      @Deezfuggin great point. my local dispo only has the gummies for the time being, but those syringes of the pure oil are insanely good and I hope they start carrying them

    • @Deezfuggin
      @Deezfuggin āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +2

      @@-Tom.Waits.But.I.Dont- That’s very unfortunate, around me the RSO is $40. Obviously a 1g syringe of 90% thc has 900 mg thc vs the edibles that are 10mg for $5+. So either $450 on edibles for 900mg or $40 on RSO for 900, literally 10x as expensive it’s insane.

  • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
    @MAGGOT_VOMIT 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +47

    There's no better way to relax, than watching 2hrs of Whang while eating danish-ham and cream cheese on Triscuits!! 😎👍
    Chubby Emu: "Man Eats Danish-Ham and Cream-Cheese On Triscuits..." ðŸĨš

    • @phaedrapage4217
      @phaedrapage4217 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +3

      I would watch that Chubby Emu video.

    • @PasticheofSkin
      @PasticheofSkin 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +4

      I'm in Denmark, in the airport flying home today. You inspired me to go grab some Danish ham and cheese before this video ends

    • @keanenfulton4696
      @keanenfulton4696 4 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +1

      "This is what happened to his brain"

  • @wiltedcordypetals
    @wiltedcordypetals 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +42

    Ah yes, another compilation to fall asleep to. Today is a good day

    • @Kevenough
      @Kevenough 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™

      Check out Trail Terror.

    • @nem-kz3mk
      @nem-kz3mk 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +2

      Get ready for some funky nightmares

  • @IOSALive
    @IOSALive 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +10

    Whang!, Subscribed because your videos always make me smile!

  • @éĄĩ-p
    @éĄĩ-p 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +5

    weed sponsor is the cherry on top

  • @daviddevlogger
    @daviddevlogger 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +8

    I told my mum that I want to buy dog, but she said that she cannot be feeding two animals😭

    • @Kneon_Knight
      @Kneon_Knight 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™

      Your mom sounds like she's a lot of fun.

    • @LetsTalkAboutPrepping
      @LetsTalkAboutPrepping 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™

      "At least you can choose to have this one"

  • @jinjiyoshi5548
    @jinjiyoshi5548 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +4

    **laughs maniacally** you can't stop my platinum coch Mario, I'M the king koopa (chuckle sandwich crew where y'all at)

  • @acarter9806
    @acarter9806 4 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +4

    The r/cursedimages redemption arc is one of reddit's few moments of beauty

  • @Spooky_515
    @Spooky_515 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +5

    I just realized Whang went for a big sexy Kevin Nash look

  • @ilikethebills1087
    @ilikethebills1087 3 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +1

    That Kate chick in the Caleb story seems like a psycho

  • @AccidentallyOnPurpose
    @AccidentallyOnPurpose 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +5

    The story of hitchbot actually depresses me, and also the reason why I hate this fucked up country

    • @Kneon_Knight
      @Kneon_Knight 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™

      Nobody is stopping you from leaving, if you want to look at it from a pragmatic standpoint.

  • @Sunshineannatx
    @Sunshineannatx 2 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +1

    1:36:03 “If there’s one thing that Redditors are experts on it’s how to behave in real life.”
    💀💀💀💀

  • @schadenfrida_kahlo
    @schadenfrida_kahlo 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +3

    Is that barely sociable reading the cannibal stuff?

  • @justa_panhead307
    @justa_panhead307 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +4

    did u know detroit is like a city in the us or smth wild

  • @masterrserch3971
    @masterrserch3971 3 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +1

    That's def not Buck Adam's voice. Yes we know ot was dubbed or whatever, modulated...
    But as a 14 yr old in Queens with a cable box with "the chip" in 1992, I could prob give u the damn Stats of about 50 girls and guys in porn back then, absolutely no shame (cocksman, again, no shame)..
    If u don't know his voice, best I can say is however u thibk he sounds based on how he looks, you're right

  • @rumbleb2654
    @rumbleb2654 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +4

    that slayer reference doe

  • @ArtnCharc
    @ArtnCharc āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +1

    Whang, you broke my heart!
    Idk why but it always breaks my heart to see TH-camrs I like sell out and promote garbage products.
    To hear him say a cookie with no THC put him out as disingenuous at best. 😅
    I'll still watch and it's understandable for the money, but it still hurts a little.

  • @thexneo
    @thexneo 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +6

    never been this early to a whang. hell yeah

  • @landonjohnson4070
    @landonjohnson4070 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +6

    finally i haven’t been able to sleep for weeks

  • @nolandeam9497
    @nolandeam9497 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +5

    Here we go another 2 hours of WHANG to the dome

  • @borntoclimb7116
    @borntoclimb7116 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +3

    Greetings from Germany, nice Video. I love Internet mysteries.

  • @ChrissaTodd
    @ChrissaTodd 2 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +2

    Also is the cannibal guy
    that the IT crowd joked about
    in that one ep with the german cannibal who asked for consent lol

  • @Diane-ig9mt
    @Diane-ig9mt 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +5

    Dude!!!! You have no idea how much I needed this compilation right now ðŸĪ˜

  • @elleruach2301
    @elleruach2301 3 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +2

    Is it just me or is Barely Sociable trying not to laugh as he narrates the cannibal conversation?

  • @NEMOsleeps24
    @NEMOsleeps24 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +2

    Commenting to see that I think hitchbot will be made into scrap metal to see if I'm right

  • @Glitchedx3D
    @Glitchedx3D 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +3

    Whang bringing back some feels I didn’t even know were there with the Labyrinth Zone theme from Sonic.

  • @Ghost_emoji
    @Ghost_emoji 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +2

    Hitchbot killers were probably people looking for copper wires to sell and other parts to sell for reasons that you know why

  • @tomas23769
    @tomas23769 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +3

    30:35 Fred Durst really did break stuff 💔😔

  • @theREALchriszito
    @theREALchriszito 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +4

    no timestamps?

  • @johannaappleforest7482
    @johannaappleforest7482 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +1

    Guys I’m looking up armin meiwes and someone is selling the official pan that he tried to cook the pp in for almost $2,000 and it’s some kind of murder memorabilia thing like omg gross ew

    • @johannaappleforest7482
      @johannaappleforest7482 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™

      Bro the guy is selling his car documents, his computer it work shirt, all his clothes, his nail clippers, random ahh bathroom tile, computer parts, his fork he used to eat the guy, etc

  • @eokay7228
    @eokay7228 2 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +2

    hitch bots death makes me so sad

  • @koan__23
    @koan__23 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +4

    The intro song makes me feel nostalgic for things that didn't even happen

  • @noonyabeezniss4911
    @noonyabeezniss4911 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +2

    Fork you for advertising THC products Whang youuu!!!!!!!I
    Me big mad I'm in the sharthole that is the UK and have to see the guy around the bend

    • @Bridenal
      @Bridenal 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +1

      Hahaha yeah same, sucks to be us

    • @Lunaclove
      @Lunaclove 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™

      We can legally get it prescribed by a doctor but you've got to go private and then find one willing to do the script and send it to the one pharmacy that has the tuff to post it to you.

    • @noonyabeezniss4911
      @noonyabeezniss4911 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™

      @@Lunaclove not the stuff that we smoke recreationally, it's cannabis BASED products
      cant get buds from the doc brother mane hahahaha, you can get oil and sprays
      THC PRODUCTS not MEDICAL PRODUCTS, big ole difference there, doc isnt gonna come out with some HQ StarDawg thats gonna kick my nipples off and send me to space with dry mouth hahahahaha, id love that
      id take either but ive gotta see big lez for my goods, and he has a gas issue from all the protein shakes
      also the chances of that happening are so small its astonishing, even with cancer they will do anything and everything to not give you a medicine that could save your life or make the last moments you have on this rock comfortable and painfree they want you to sufer, rot and cry in pain coz its "IlLeGaL"

  • @SeranaZentha
    @SeranaZentha 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +2

    Reminder that at UMASS Dartmouth, there is a memorial of the room the bomber lived in on campus. It would have been so funny if they contacted umass and got their answer before then lol

  • @ChadDidNothingWrong
    @ChadDidNothingWrong 4 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +1

    Some crackhead stripped hitchbot for copper

  • @SgtObvious115
    @SgtObvious115 2 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +3

    Whang the great internet historian preserving our history

  • @FlamingoRadio_
    @FlamingoRadio_ 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +4

    Thank you, hugs and kisses.

  • @chincemagnet
    @chincemagnet 4 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +1

    Some guy with the tomatoes he grew that year is a cursed image? Somebody really doesn’t like tomatoes, because that’s weird

  • @VikingTeddy
    @VikingTeddy 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +2

    We did it Reddit!
    I followed the debacle from start to finish. Taught me a lot about social media.

  • @КŅ‚ÐūŅ-ŅŒ1О
    @КŅ‚ÐūŅ-ŅŒ1О 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +2

    Yay! A new video came out exactly when I was thinking about your channel!
    I've been starving for some more weird internet stories

  • @cyanide0767
    @cyanide0767 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +1

    fanks whang..............awesome free pre-roll with my order.
    yaaay

  • @beefivethree
    @beefivethree 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +4

    oh my god thank you whangðŸŦķ

  • @_zoinks2554
    @_zoinks2554 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +1

    Miewes is pronounced as lose but with an "M." Like the sound multiple cats would make. The lossr from J and Silent Bob has the same last name.

  • @ams2364
    @ams2364 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +1

    brb crying over Hitchbot's death

  • @-Tom.Waits.But.I.Dont-
    @-Tom.Waits.But.I.Dont- 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +5

    Watched this at the airport bar, making love to a whiskey and coke - can't go wrong, great timing, too, flight was delayed an hour as this was posted :D

    • @Peregrine1967
      @Peregrine1967 5 āļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđ€āļ”āļ·āļ­āļ™āļāđˆāļ­āļ™ +2

      You're living the dream brother