Weirdest Stories From Brazil
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why's the video in 720p? all your other new videos have been in 1080p right? I love your content either way!
My farts are better than Whang's farts
My farts are better than proclamations of racism and Afrocentrism.
@@p-__ STOP
Naa dude. This aint' it. Get a bag tho G.
Imagine being so talented that you can near perfectly recreate Disney’s art style and you use it to draw an abortion comic
Imagine taking that comic seriously
I’ve drawn worse.
When you can create any image in your head, you tend to want to see how far you can push it. Maybe we don’t deserve such power…..
…. Nah. We definitely do.
FURRY abortion
The comic is Brazilian?????
@@Ginfeldi the creator took it seriously so....
3:58 "and he had a deviant account art for fun" xD
DYSLEXICS UNTIE!
whangs videos are like adult bed time stories
Ayy talkin about brazilian lost media, I have one for y'all.
There was this 3d show, that was aired once like 8 years years ago, I was like, 10. And the show was about these teens that have gained superpowers, one like, transformed into an ent thing and was called "dedão" he had a literal green thumb. The other one was a guy who had a horse, I remember it died for some reason and he fused with the horse and became a centaur. And the other one was a girl that transformed into a siren.
It may have aired on a channel called tv cultura, or maybe the channel futura (yes they do sound similar lol) and even more obscure, maybe from a regional channel that was connected to the tv cultura channel called "É Paraná" (Paraná is a brazilian state, I'm not from there though, the antenna was scuffed and only aired Éparana and not cultura)
That's all I have unfortunatelly, I searched everywhere and nothing ever appeared
Tem que contatar a tve do Paraná, talvez ainda tenham as fitas?
Valeu por mais um vídeo. Salve, Justin Pinto!
Love abit of Whang after a long Monday at work now home n relax to whangs presious content to enjoy lol 😊
Is the guris dont have how
What
bro, we have enough content for ''weird brazil stories compilation'' for a video like this every week
I dont ever want to be as familiar with my parents sex schedule as playstation guy
Yea fr that always sat a little uneasy in my mind lmao
Maybe his parents were just really loud? Or their home had thin walls? Or both?
They were just really organized
Didn't South Park have an episode about the "brown noise," using their recorders, that made everyone crap their pants? 🤣
The Zootopia Abortion Comic author did a great job messing around with readers.
I think that initially, the author just wanted to explore and play with realism in a Zootopia world.
O LEOLAN DO DREAMCASTKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK😂😂😂😂
I like the story where the guy said “it’s brazilling time” and Brazilled all over the place
I always start eating at points of the worst stories 💀🤣
8:23 i had not, in fact, seen the drawing of "Shrek is pregnant with Batmans baby and the baby is Sonic the hedgehog"
Thanks for burning that image into my brain for eternity, i am sure i'm at the process of creating a horrifying new core memory at this very moment.
Not surprised that you have almost 2 hours worth of videos about weird shit in Brazil.
Yay, We're Going To Brazil
“I wanted to make stories that were different from the others”
Well… he didn’t not succeed
Why do the most crazy shit comes out of Latam or eastern Europe? Its like we're spiritually conected to do wacky shit
Brazil is awesome , Dreamcast story had me dying 😂
30:30 not every brazilian apparently, had never heard of this one
That's it... now you're going to Brazil!
Love the sf2 blanka stage music intro…. Keep up the good work enjoy your content
The unfathomable amount of bullshit going on here is so fucking funny to me. One hour and forty four minutes.
I was born too late to live through the golden age of brasilian internet, but just in time to learn about it before it vanishes into the anals of history. Whang, I consider you officially an honorary brasilian. Amém irmãos 🙏
lol Blanka’s theme song😂
As funny as the Dreamcast story is, I really do feel bad for the poor little dude, but I’m glad that things could have a wholesome ending. Even though it was really humiliating for him I’m sure, W parents for explaining puberty and proper behavior to their kid and not making him feel abnormal. Props this kid’s parents for being so cool and understanding.
(But major L FOR TELLING THE ENTIRE FAMILY M O M)
Of all the fucking things in my life that I did not expect to see, a Brazilian Furry Artists (frankly) stunning and grusome rendition of the JFK assassination, done with characters from Zootopia, has to be up there
This is BRAZIILLL said vin diesel
Non brazilians: *Mentions about Brazil*
"A new hand has touched the beacon"
Non Brazilians: *Talks shit about Brazil*
*Latin choir starts*
"COME TO BRAZIL
BRING CASH.jpg"
BRAZIL MENTIONED 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🔥🔥👌🔥🇧🇷 WHAT THE FUCK IS STABILITY 🔥🇧🇷👌🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🔥🔥🇧🇷
53:34 i like to think this is how the director gave his direction to the actresses
8:28 no i saw the spongebob one with idk who and they were pregnant with shadow
Brazil,
The florida of the world
Yep youre going on the list buddy 😏
"Message from Valetino.mp3"
*Wheezing*
HEY DUDE i cant help but wish this video had portuguese captions so more brazilians can stare in disappointment. As a fluent speaker of both english and portuguese, id be happy to translate the video for you :) (note i have very limited experience w captioning and it takes forever to do so im just offering to translate it here not put the actual captions in and time them and stuff)
It's so good to watch this as a brazilian KKKKKKKK
Epic video
Im a brazilian traumatized by the Inazuma 11 brazilian team
This whole hybrid thing is dumb, Disney solved it decades ago: sex-linked species. Girls are bunnies, boys are foxes.
my nobleman
as a brazillian i literally shit my pants softly while watching this
O eddie simplesmente lançou um "my nobleman" (meu nobre)
Borba is such a masterful troll. People took his initial Zootopia comic too seriously. They'll make fanfics about sonic inflating eggman or some shit, but this was too far apparently.
@@MyriamRichardsdotter he did not, you're doing exactly what those people did
My nobleman.
Brazil number 1# 💯💯💯
based borba fr
yo speaking of furry foxes, i was looking at reviews for the new secret of mana game, and there was this one dude in there rejoicing at how glad he was that it wasn't woke. and my first thought was obviously that yeah, it's a japanese game primarily for the japanese market, so obviously it's not gonna reflect american politics. but imagine my surprise when i started up the demo to find a femboy fox and and twink midriff knight as the two male leads. and it was on that day that i realized that i have no idea what woke means to those guys lmao
Nah the dreamcast story is wild. I legit think I would have offed myself if I was in that position at 13.
The Brazilian summoning ritual has begun and it cannot be undone.
Ola irmão
BR HUE BR BR HUEUEHUEHUE BR BR
Chegamos
Salve
vai começar a putariaaaaa 😎😎😎😎😎😎
Its amazing how Brazil needs its own video compilation.
god I love my country (Brazil)
CAMPEAO DO MUNDO
That is interesting.
we've got much more shit to show yall, this is isnt even the beggining of what has happened.
@@yukitamekunigod I love my country (not brazil)
36:35 The joke about "Gonzaguinho" is because this name is very similar to another word, "gozo," which means cum. So "Gonzaguinho" would be something like "cummy Jimmy" or something similar. The musician is quite famous here in Brazil, so them using "Gonzaguinho" as a nickname is a clever move because something so suggestive would be blocked by the school.
+ Nice video!
Kkkk
@@afonsodealbuquerque1879 kkkkk
😂😂😂😂😂
@@afonsodealbuquerque1879 Seja cuidadoso ao usar k para rir enquanto nos eua meu caro.
Na vdd é pq no post ele usava o termo "tocando sanfona", e os amigos dele acharam o post. Como ele dizia estar tocando sanfona chamaram ele de Gonzaguinha por causa disso
The fact that there's an hour+ of weird stories ONLY from Brazil on Wang's channel alone, is amusing and concerning
Hey Brazil brothers, sisters and everyone in between, *WTF IS GOING ON OVER THERE?!?!?*
Friend, we have a meme called "Intankável o Bostil".
Intankável is the un-*-able variant of tankar, "to tank", as in tank characters in MOBA games.
Bostil is a portmanteau of "Bosta" (shit) and Brazil.
@@gustavrsh Dang, uhh
Thank you for sharing your culture(??????)
My farts are better than Whang's farts
One answer: yes.
no one can handle brazil@@lennyface6828
The National pride i felt the moment i saw this video is immeasurable. QUE ORGULHO MANO 🥲🥲
My farts are better than Whang's farts
Stay weird, Brazil
Is that pfp your art?
Meu orgulho ficou bem abalado quando soube que as duas maiores abominações do Scat foram feitas aqui... Puta que pariu mano, por quê? POR QUÊ?!
@@ilucasz pois é não sou mais orgulhoso de ser br como eu era a alguns minutos atrás
People often make jokes about Florida being a real life GTA server.
If that's the case, then Brazil is the server that hosts the South American version of GTA.
Brazil is more like a weird mix of GTA and mad max
Nah brazil is bootleg saints row
*south american
No Brasil, o Rio de Janeiro parece um server e GTA, tanto que existe um mod de GTA SA no Rio de Janeiro. Porem pior que isso é a Russia brasileira que chamamos de PARANA!!
@@nicks4802saints row is the bootleg brazil*
You are going to brazil 🇧🇷
Yay!
No
Yes boy 😂😂😂😂
@@NLoona You will go to Brazil.
My farts are better than Whang's farts
Se tem Brasil no título eu clico imediatamente
My farts are better than Whang's farts
@@p-__ 🤤
@@p-__ i need proof
Same
Apenas
Brazil has two sides:
One side is the bossa nova, the parades, the beaches of Copacabana, and the culture.
The other side is the Zootopia comic that made every zoologists asked _"Why isn't it possible?"_
pensamento meio rio centrico mas é vdd até
@@Strxsh Gringo só pensa que o rio existe, não é tanta surpresa
You forgot the crime and horrible political and economic situation. But hey, I don't blame you, most gringos ignore it.
Bro thinks Brazil is only rio and the bad side is only a Zootopia comic☠️
Falta cuzcuz nordestino e chimarrão do sul no seu sangue 🙏🙏🙏
I love how the poop guy implies that acne and stretch marks in women are equivalent to women eating poop
i feel like the wrost offenders are "chubby chicks" and "big noses".
to him, liking fat people and people with big noses is the same as eating poop. lol
People joke about Brazil being underdeveloped, in Brazil we have an inside joke where the acre is the state where dinosaurs still live, the underdeveloped country has an underdeveloped state... I live here and can confirm, my name is Luiz Flintstone
a do acre foi foda kkkkkkkk
@@ruvansnaya como um dinossauro, eu confirmo que lá o tempo n passa
😂😂😂😂
É a Ohio do Brasil
yup thats true mano iso e muito verdade menoh e foda pa carai
as a brazilian, what can I say about Brazil is... we joke around.
mild trolling
We do a little trolling
Tem trakinas em casa e tem trakinagem na rua 😎
Nois se divirte
As a half italian, half japanese, shout out to my brazilian brothers, so much history to share
Mario? is that you?
66% of axis
Tamo junto amigo
@@marcellorossilermen2997 50% mario and 50% nintendo!
(it's just a joke)
if you marry a german you can try to win the battle again...
I open a TH-cam video about my country just to chill. I keep watching it, recognizing most of the stories. I hear about the “lost song”. I hear about RECIFE. And I see that dentists picture as well: I’ve met him once or twice while looking for a dental procedure I had to get done and I’m from this very same city lol. The world is as big as it gets. Truly mesmerized here.
kkkk que daora
Around 4 minutes in I heard Justin say "Deviant Account Art" and hearing someone elses dyslexia out loud was oddly comforting 😄
Whang, you should cover the small story of the crazy brazilian guy that has 4 super venomous spiders as pet with no access to antivenom. Saw it on reddit some years ago the dude had a couple posts talking about it + showing pictures and video that he kept them in a wooden box lmao. He found them under his house and just kept feeding them
Unless he's also ejaculating in the box, i don't think he cares
technically speaking all spiders are venomous, which spiders? Is he actually really at risk of harm or are people being dramatic?
@@smoothie3993 wandering spider or someshit, it had red fangs I think
What about the brazilian vet student who had illegally kept a venomous serpent in his care bc he and friends were using it's venom to make allucinogen drugs but than it bit the guy, he went to the hospital and had to admit his crime, enviromental authorities got the serpent and the animal became an internet icon
@@smoothie3993 Considering that here in Brazil there are lot's of dangerous spiders for humans... I don't think it was just drama
Justin simplesmente acabou de trazer brasileiros pro seu canal igual formigas atrás de açúcar. Eu acompanhei esse canal por anos a esse ponto e isso me deixa bem orgulhoso, apesar de algumas histórias serem meio...ruins.
Nós fizemos histórias num canal que já falou de inúmeros artefatos de goza, relatos de bronha, sites bizarros da internet e mídia perdida.
Você tem nosso orgulho, Whang
bostileiros.
@@abrunosONvira lata
O Brasil é tão fudido, mas nunca decepciona nos memes 💚💛🇧🇷
WAIT, THE ZOOTOPIA'S COMIC AUTHOR IS BRAZILIAN!
Orgulho nacional lol
1:57 zootopia
18:41 2014 world cup NK prank
28:39 sega Cumcast
39:38 Brazilian Spongebob
46:19 swap. avi
59:32 mysterious song in Brazil
1:11:29 fond my mind
1:29:32 2 girls 1 cup
God's work, thank you
Thank you
Thanks bro
"found my mind" was recentelly founded complete.
There was a crime show host turned congressman who got caught setting up the violent crimes and murders his show covered. There's a netflix doc about it even. Brazil is wild 💚💛💙
Just when I forgot the zootopia abortion comic existed. Thank you 👍
Ikr? As soon as I saw the thumbnail it all came back😂
Never underestimate:
-German tenacity 🇩🇪
-American grit 🇺🇸
-Brazillian fervor 🇧🇷
-German Engineering
-Chinese capability of making Bootlegs of literally anything
-Brazilian limitless capacity for mischief
-Brazilian passion for their craft
-Brazillian cartel
Hell yes, the Dreamcast story is a certified classic.
Looking forward to a part 2 including George Santos and his deep lore.
Im brazilian but i wasnt very online growing up and once i finally was, i had moved and the content i consumed ws mostly amarican media, especially during quarantine, so its sorta surreal seeing all the things that happaned in my home counry 😂
bro I had that same feeling because I consumed a lot of american youtube and not mexican, so when I got exposed to the spanish community it was wild 😆
@@F1guRas yeah, I mostly consumes American media too cuz my mom absolutely idolised it after living there for 3 years in her teen years, she hated Brazilian media 😂
Funny thing was that both were absolutely wild regardless
But I'll give her that, Brazilian media feels a lot more wild now that I'm finally looking at it
@@SaltynSassy31 No it def does, and honestly, I love that! I always liked the chaotic side of Mexico, so these Brazilian stories did not make me go “thats weird”, but instead “thats crazy! I wish Mexico had that many legendary stories!” (and yeahhhh some of this stuff is cursed, but im not trying ti glorify it, I just wish I could be proud of my country)
@@F1guRas oh dude, I'm sure there is plenty more hidden out there that just hasn't been explored from Mexico!
Brazil definitely has some wild stories, but the wilder stories I have heard has always come from real life examples so maybe there are some from Mexico that just hasn't been talked about yet
I mean, these Brazilians stories had gone under the radar for so long, wait till more stuff from Mexico starts popping up! You'll be sure to be proud of how wild it gets XD
Perhaps, I shall await for that then! Thanks :)@@SaltynSassy31
This compilation could be worth more than many tourist guides about Brazil.
*shows Shrek pregnant with Batman's baby, with the fetus being Sonic*
Whang:"We've all seen that...!"
Me who's never seen it, but now has: 😐
God I love this channel
1:08 Man, you can tell he absolutely didn't play that on camera. He just recorded himself reacting over a gameplay video
I honestly think it's somewhat on purpose, like him saying to us "Yeah, this is trash".
for sure plus i dont really feel like the guy who likes jrpgs and fighting games enjoys bullshit freemium games.
Brazil Mentioned (even though I’m Mexican lmao)
The Cid from Não Salvo stories are just a pride for me as a brazilian.
They really summarized the trolling spirit of us.
Since the video cover a lot of scat stories I'd like to share that here in Brazil there's basically a subceleb called "Gustavo Scat" that was acting in "Turma da Monica" (a famous children's comic here) while having videos of him eating shit on his twitter
...questionable..
Brazil mentioned for a whole video? Hell yeah
Mil perdões pelo Brasil ter coisas tão nojentas e terríveis assim... ORGULHO DE APARECER NUM VÍDEO DO JUSTIN
Caramba quase 2 horas de loucuras do Bostil kkkkkkk só aqui mesmo
My farts are better than Whang's farts
why?@@p-__
@@p-__ you've said that already in another comment
@@p-__ fodase
i'll never get over the fact that the zootopia comic is brazilian... BUT WE MARKED THE INTERNET LETS GOOO
Turned this on to watch on my phone, not realizing my TV was playing the Internet Scammers Compilation and for some reason, my pc was playing the Music Mysteries Compilation. Giving myself Whang induced psychological conditioning
Wang goon cave
**Mentions Brazil**
The entirety of Brazil's online population: Boa tarde meu bacano
As a chubby girl I feel insulted that he compares liking chub to intense scat fetishes 😭💀
its true tho
@@moonwalker4532 I... I highly doubt that.
I mean, how chubby, my 300lbs life type of chub, probably yes
Understandable though
@@user-sg4ov7ng4h oh god no lol. I’m not obese
I just realized that someone showed 2 Girls 1Cup to their poor old grandmother 🤣😭 it breaks my heart
I HAD FINALLY FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT ZOOTOPIA COMIC NOOOOO!!!
It’s like a different version of The Game. You don’t know you’ve lost until you’re reminded it exists
A gente te ama, Justin!
COME TO BRAZIL WHANG
the zootopia abortion comic hole is much deeper than i thought it was... also, i had no idea the guy who did that was brazilian lmao
gringo que apelar pra brasil é o segredo pro sucesso
I can’t believe I’m saying this……The zootopia abortion comic guy is kinda based, he made a weird comic that he knew was kinda outlandish, wasn’t doing for any agenda like pro life pro bortion, and then made a even weirder spinofff.
Like I find it even wilder that apparently furry prostitution is legal in zootopia than the bortion stuff.
Next time you need to menton bluezao, it is a real life ogre that lives in sao paulo, the most hated e feared creature in brazil, that even took a boiling water bath to prove that it is "the most hardcore"
I find it hilarious we open with I Will Survive... then an ad with an anthropomorphic rabbit. On point.
Well, thank you Whang! Going to bed drunk with something to listen to on a Sunday. Thank God I hate my job and don't care if I get fired.
You need a secretary or janitor or welder or something?
real
Hey, take care of yourself, man. Hope ur feeling okay.
@@SomeplaceScary lol I feel great, thank you.
0:04 when i saw the last one i got some terrible memories coming
the fact i only knew abt it yesterday... (its 1 am for me brazil time or sum
oh noooo, the dreamcast one, i remember reading this when i was young, this is suuuuuper old content and i always thought it was fake
"....have to be in the manual!"
Oh fuck I'm dieing!