Very good set, Sir. Don’t sell yourself short. It takes actual Talent and Creativity to create CLEAN Comedy and you pulled THAT off with flying colours. Anyone can swear and be filthy!
I love Dry Bar Comedy! It's so nice to watch a comedian who isn't throwing F-bombs all over the place. Chris you were great! You know you are going places when you move up from performing in Vernal to Provo! I love Provo!
Funny guy! Loved the part about the crayons - my brothers & I remember each getting one of those tiered crayon boxes for Christmas! They made us feel rich all year! Then they came out with that long flat box of crayons - don't recall the number - getting one of your very own was the epitome of greatness!
Excellent set, great material! The best comics are the ones who don't use foul language as a crutch. Some comics can't get through a sentence without throwing an F bomb. It makes them sound angry and inarticulate. Dry Bar comics are the best!
He was great! He reminds me a little of Bill Burr - just from his facial expressions, you start laughing before he's even said anything! LOVE his material and delivery!
Just enjoyed watching Chris Franjola. Wanted to tip 2 cents (because I'm Jewish), but that choice wasn't available. So, in honor of inflation, here's 2 bucks. Thanks for showing a single gal good time, Chris!😉
You're on your way now! Vernal UT and now Provo! Loved it! And please give my heartfelt regards to 'ol New York when you're back there! I miss it sometimes, all these years later. (Born and raised in Queens!) Smart, witty, snarky. Social commentary humour makes for a great comedy routine! Bravo! 👍✨✌️🙂
Woodside, Jackson Heights and Flushing. That's where we lived, back in the 70s, before we bought a place in CT. I have many good memories of our life in Queens. 😊
Hey! How you doin' New Yawk! Yeah, I miss it sometimes. That "New York State of Mind" . I lived just about everywhere in Queens through the 60s and 70s and 80s. Been away over 30 years now. Yeah, New York , New York, a city so nice they hadda name it twice ! ❤ 🙂✌🏻🙃
Great show Chris. Even the modification from the s-word to pooh-pooh was funny. Actually it was funnier than normal because it was unexpected (okay, at Dry Bar, it's expected, but I can imagine you at a different venue using the other word). Really enjoyed your stories.
Really didn't laugh much at all... until he said when Tim McGraw takes off his cowboy hat he looks like a Radio Shack manager. Then the soda flew out my nose. I'm still laughing 3 minutes later. 🤣
Try the rest of the world ... That guy slapping his thigh out of "pure laughter" is why you're culture is woke. Politically overcorrected. Amazing how easy it is to make a buck in the US. Just say a guy had no front tooth ! Or tell a lady that she's got Coronavirus. Hilarious....... NOT.
you made me laugh super hard especially when you got to the part about the missing front tooth....I am missing my front tooth 😂 I'm missing the same one you kept pointing at too. 😂😅
I didn't find these jokes funny, because it's just not the style I like, BUT I still enjoyed it as a story! He was painting a great, atmosphere with his words, evoking those old times. I grew up and lived in Hungary for 33 years, since 1977 and I could totally recognize a lot of the sentiment.
Love this. Delivery is a conversational tone! He’s talking to me! Bring him back!!! Missing tooth…scrapbooking…seen it…been there…maybe we have the same Mom. 😂
I have a gap in my front teeth. My sister has clowned me all my life when we ate corn on the cob. That single row has haunted me for 50 years. So I watch comedy to soothe my pain. Now this..
@@flowzerr4550 The only thing important to this guy was beer, I heard it killed him, passed out and died. What a waste. I haven't drank for 25 ,or so, years.
I baby sat from Tim Mc Graw at a hotel. Didn't know who he was because I am not into country music. Faith Hill was really upset that I didnt know who they were.
Horrible to live in a state where comedians keep it clean out of pure respect. If I could I would leave Chicago and move to Utah in a heartbeat! Would love to sit down and talk with him for a while! Super funny guy.
@@mikeyh0 People are a lot nicer in a lot of ways, but I got in fuss with the lady checking me out at the doctor's office today. I was leaning on the counter, and we were talking, no big deal, till she said something about masks (I had one on) and i said I was pretty non-compliant, and she snapped, "You need to stand behind that sign then!" I started grumping about being sick of this covid stuff and she started fussing at me and I told her I had personal Demand Avoidance then she really started fussing. I said, "Ma'am, I'm not trying to fuss with you but..." and she kept talking... then I told her, "Well OK, I understand, please finish checking me out!"
I do wish this program was current because this is EXACTLY HOW I FEEL! Middle-class Americans canNOT have missing front teeth. If teeth are missing, you go to friends and family and FUND THOSE TEETH!
Sure take a newly bought pillow with you from home...I think the humor in this and what he meant was the real "home" pillow that you sneeze on, sweat on, and dribble on every night, which may be familiar and comfy to us but the thought of being yucky to someone else.
I think I'm going to make a scrapbook page for you, skinny jeans and big smile, winking, mom in the background at the kitchen table filled with scrapbooking supplies. A Michael's sign above and Dry Bar Comedy sign. You are very funny.
Anytime anyone uses the words "weirdest" and "Wal-Mart" in the same sentence, it's a guarantee that before they finish the sentence, it will already have been outdone.
I remember Chris from his many appearances on the Chelsea Lately Show, where Chelsea habitually poked fun at him, especially his overbite. Chris always had a come back for Chelsea, and it was fun to observe the sexual tension between them. Glad to see Chris is still doing the comedian thing, and doing it quite well. Good luck to him; he's still looking good..
Comedians like Chris are why I like Dry Bar. I hadn't heard of him, but now I want to see more. He is funny. I really enjoyed this.
Hello Angel how're you doing today and your family hope they're all doing wonderful
Agree wholeheartedly
Agreed 🤣
He has a podcast that is really funny. It’s called Cover to cover.
@@kathleencottrill9741 bitchin, thanks
Simultaneously being clean and funny is a true talent. Well done!
He said he kept it clean for this performance. I’m pretty sure that he’s as funny using any language he chooses.
Very good set, Sir. Don’t sell yourself short. It takes actual Talent and Creativity to create CLEAN Comedy and you pulled THAT off with flying colours.
Anyone can swear and be filthy!
I love Dry Bar Comedy! It's so nice to watch a comedian who isn't throwing F-bombs all over the place. Chris you were great! You know you are going places when you move up from performing in Vernal to Provo! I love Provo!
Laughter The Best Medicine for anybody.
Thank you Chris and Dry Bar Comedy.
This one was hilarious.
Thanks!
Thanks!..The tooth 🦷 joke had me 😭.lol
I could have watched him all night. The time just flew. Great.
Funny guy! Loved the part about the crayons - my brothers & I remember each getting one of those tiered crayon boxes for Christmas! They made us feel rich all year! Then they came out with that long flat box of crayons - don't recall the number - getting one of your very own was the epitome of greatness!
I don’t remember the long flat boxes but loved the tested 64
Please bring him back!!! This was perfection.
Chris is right! Seen it first hand, people sleeping on the floor of the terminal in pjs with their HOME PILLOW.😂😂😂
Disgusting aren’t they???!! 🤢
💗Scrapbooking ✂️ 👍🏻
I do it alone, never with my son 🤣.
Dude, I know that kid was rich= he had the huge Crayola 64 colors box !😲!
Thanks
Excellent set, great material! The best comics are the ones who don't use foul language as a crutch. Some comics can't get through a sentence without throwing an F bomb. It makes them sound angry and inarticulate. Dry Bar comics are the best!
And that's your opinion.
@@lizardog okay??????
That is not tru lol
@@lizardog If you don't like what Dry Bar offers, why are you here? There are plenty of other options that offer a different style.
Karen...
Something about that slow, deliberate delivery, then the flashy smile, then the direct eye contact...hilarious!
Very funny! Thank you Chris!
Chris’ intonation and snarky delivery are reminiscent of Sebastian Maniscalco. Both of their social commentary styles are hilarious
Really w
Yes!!!! Thank you!
By the way, he also sounds a lot like Gary Gulman. Exactly the same kind of humour
He does have a similar delivery style
YESS YESSS WAS THINKING SAME!! 😂👏🏼👏🏼🤙🏼
The best Walmart joke of all time was when Paris Hilton thought that Walmart was a place that sells walls.
Shut up! She did not. Omg i never heard that.
@@audraarndt1824 “What is Walmart? … They sell wall stuff?” - Paris Hilton
You're right, it was actually "wall stuff."
Yeah that's pretty good I guess
She purposely acted like a dingbat because it got her ratings. She knew what WalMart is. Don’t believe everything you see or hear.
Seriously?
¡Gracias!
Loved it! Did you see the young girl with the unimpressed look in the audience...hmmm, next meme...lol
He was great! He reminds me a little of Bill Burr - just from his facial expressions, you start laughing before he's even said anything! LOVE his material and delivery!
Hilarious! You passed my “laugh till I can’t stop” test lol. Brilliant comic!
Love clean comedy. It suits you Chris F. Hope you do more clean sets !
He successfully turned Walmart into an adjective… hahahaha “Walmarty” hahaha - levels of snarkiness previously unseen.. ✅ well done sir!
Those giant boxes of crayons are obviously Walmarty. Lol
The missing tooth bit was so true. That's all you see, can't focus on anything else! Love his comedy!
SAME! Truly one of the best sets I’ve heard lately… the tooth- so well played
You cant unsee Tom Cruises front teeth.
Sad news: I checked on Google maps, the Vernal, Utah Walmart is now only open from 6am to 11pm. Say it ain't so, Vernal!
😲😬🤣😂🤣
Awesome Chris, good, clean, funny stuff!! TY for your comedy talent, great job!!
Just enjoyed watching
Chris Franjola. Wanted to tip 2 cents (because I'm Jewish), but that choice wasn't available. So, in honor of inflation, here's 2 bucks. Thanks for showing a single gal good time, Chris!😉
You're on your way now! Vernal UT and now Provo!
Loved it! And please give my heartfelt regards to 'ol New York when you're back there! I miss it sometimes, all these years later. (Born and raised in Queens!)
Smart, witty, snarky. Social commentary humour makes for a great comedy routine!
Bravo! 👍✨✌️🙂
Woodside, Jackson Heights and Flushing. That's where we lived, back in the 70s, before we bought a place in CT. I have many good memories of our life in Queens. 😊
Hey! How you doin' New Yawk! Yeah, I miss it sometimes. That "New York State of Mind" .
I lived just about everywhere in Queens through the 60s and 70s and 80s. Been away over 30 years now.
Yeah, New York , New York, a city so nice they hadda name it twice ! ❤ 🙂✌🏻🙃
Yes! He is smooth, funny and so enjoyable. 🙏 😅
Love all Dry Bar comics😊
I loved him on Chelsea Lately. I’m so glad I got to see this one live. So so fun
He's on Juicy Scoop sometimes too. He's always great
You are hilarious. You can call me a fan.
Great show Chris. Even the modification from the s-word to pooh-pooh was funny. Actually it was funnier than normal because it was unexpected (okay, at Dry Bar, it's expected, but I can imagine you at a different venue using the other word). Really enjoyed your stories.
That was so simplistic and THAT'S what made it good lol
Hilarious!! Never heard of him before! One of the best I have seen on dry bar! 😂
Hilarious! I am glad that I am not the only one shocked by what people are willing to wear outside their homes!
I seriously actually use a piece of rope! I'm crying I'm laughing so hard.
Really didn't laugh much at all... until he said when Tim McGraw takes off his cowboy hat he looks like a Radio Shack manager. Then the soda flew out my nose. I'm still laughing 3 minutes later. 🤣
Haaaah! 😆
😂😂😂
Dry Bar is the last place on earth that isn’t woke, edgy or preachy. Bless you guys 🥲
Try the rest of the world ...
That guy slapping his thigh out of "pure laughter" is why you're culture is woke.
Politically overcorrected.
Amazing how easy it is to make a buck in the US. Just say a guy had no front tooth !
Or tell a lady that she's got Coronavirus.
Hilarious....... NOT.
“Preachy”?
But yet you use a ‘blessing’ to greet others. Sounds kind of contradictory to me.
@@aminakhristoffo7948 there’s a vast ocean between ‘bless you’ and being preachy 🙄
@@Team33Team33 your *
This is hilarious. Even more hilarious was the Walmart ad that popped up in the middle of the video.
you made me laugh super hard especially when you got to the part about the missing front tooth....I am missing my front tooth 😂 I'm missing the same one you kept pointing at too. 😂😅
Witty, Thanks!
I didn't find these jokes funny, because it's just not the style I like, BUT I still enjoyed it as a story! He was painting a great, atmosphere with his words, evoking those old times. I grew up and lived in Hungary for 33 years, since 1977 and I could totally recognize a lot of the sentiment.
He is fantastic! And real easy on the eyes...❤❤❤
This man is comedy gold. Funny funny funny. Lol funny.
Very funny and many subjects being so true. Thanks for the good laughs 😃
Very funny guy! Timing is perfect! Great set!
Love this. Delivery is a conversational tone! He’s talking to me! Bring him back!!! Missing tooth…scrapbooking…seen it…been there…maybe we have the same Mom. 😂
😁😂🤣
That delicious smile of his….
“I’m not a scarecrow, I don’t use a piece of rope to hold up my pants!” Lol
That is the funniest thing ever.
I think everyone I've seen on Dry Bar has been great. Love this channel
This is clean comedy at its finest 👌
This guy is a superstar.
What a great comic. Chris is underrated and always gives a great performance.
Effortless. Splendid! ...and thank you Dry Bar, for clean comedy.
This guy is pure comedy. His delivery is perfect.
Also, at the end it says "Support Chris Franjola's Comey." 😂
This video was hilarious. The comedian was so funny.
Laughed my butt off. Still laughing!!!!
I take my home pillow while traveling.
I left it in a Motel 6.
Had to turn around, go back and get it.
Our rich kid had a lunchbox with a radio on it in kindergarten. Nothing said rich in 1988 like a radio lunchbox.
I have a gap in my front teeth. My sister has clowned me all my life when we ate corn on the cob. That single row has haunted me for 50 years. So I watch comedy to soothe my pain. Now this..
A dentist removed that piece of skin between my brothers front teeth, no more gap....way back in the 70's
oh honey! That gap is a beauty mark. I bet you're lovely
Braces? It can be expensive but it is a life changing experience.
Sorry about your pain. You are wonderful just the way you are ❤️💜
When I was a kid, I had four teeth pulled out, people at school called me "toothless" for some reason lol
Funny. The peanut butter sandwich on the face. That killed me.
Lol, the 64 crayon box, arranged in tiers like a “crayon coliseum”
Thankyou Drybar Comedy i learned a new word conducive 😉.
the advertisement in the middle I got was for Walmart 🤣
Great sense of humour! 😀😀😀😀😀I enjoy it! Thank you for that!
It's the first time I've watched him. Loved it. I like that he is so smooth, quiet and charming. I don't like screamers. And that smile!
His delivery, the whispery-question type of speaking reminds me of Manscalco. Pretty funny!
Thank you so much. Awesome hella hilarious! ♥️🙋♀️
That Vernal Motel 6 bit kept paying off in this routine. That was super great.
Great job! I am poor, but I have a box of 64 crayons. I show off the sharpener in the back all the time, but nobody seems to care! 😆 🤣
How well , I remember you could tell a rich kid by how many crayons they had. I think I had four.
Chris is hilarious and an underrated comedian.
This was Hilarious 🤣! That tooth joke had me on the floor 😭
He had me cackling a bunch of places!
Long Island NY I used to know a guy missing that very tooth. Good looking but......
@@katiedrew4708 I knew that guy too! Darn good lookin' & nice fella too. Just didn't seem to be important to him.
@@flowzerr4550 The only thing important to this guy was beer, I heard it killed him, passed out and died. What a waste. I haven't drank for 25 ,or so, years.
@@hudsonsteele8532 😄
Love love that beginning with the cough, lol!!
I baby sat from Tim Mc Graw at a hotel. Didn't know who he was because I am not into country music. Faith Hill was really upset that I didnt know who they were.
I'm baked af and before he said, "She goes to Khol's every day!" I legitimately thought he was saying COALS and was so concerned for his mother.
HAHA. YOU ASKED," what am i going to do with a white crayon, maybe send it to your friend for a front
Tooth. Thanks for making me laugh.
😁😂🤣😂🤣
that's great. Not even a minute in and I'm laughing. I love Dry Bar! Better than a wet bar
Horrible to live in a state where comedians keep it clean out of pure respect. If I could I would leave Chicago and move to Utah in a heartbeat! Would love to sit down and talk with him for a while! Super funny guy.
It is not respect, he has to pay for them to edit any dirty bits out. Financially motivated to keep it clean.
Sounds like you have amazing parents!
Absolutely priceless. Thank you for the laughs, I needed that.
“Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.”
― Steven Wright
What a great audience!
He’s hilarious! Love it!
I coughed in Walmart the other day and a man looked back at me like I had slapped his Grandma!
LOL! Ikr? I start feeling anxious when I need to cough or clear my throat these days. 😆 Spring allergies people!
@@IntrepidFraidyCat I'm eat up with allergies, too.
When people sneeze, you don't hear "Bless you" any more. You hear: "Get away from me!"
@@mikeyh0 😆 True!
@@mikeyh0 People are a lot nicer in a lot of ways, but I got in fuss with the lady checking me out at the doctor's office today. I was leaning on the counter, and we were talking, no big deal, till she said something about masks (I had one on) and i said I was pretty non-compliant, and she snapped, "You need to stand behind that sign then!"
I started grumping about being sick of this covid stuff and she started fussing at me and I told her I had personal Demand Avoidance then she really started fussing.
I said, "Ma'am, I'm not trying to fuss with you but..." and she kept talking... then I told her, "Well OK, I understand, please finish checking me out!"
This guy is great. Sounds like Seinfeld. Speaks like a true New Yorker. 😂
He does 😹
Great delivery! Loved it!
“ check out our 24hr Walmart “Lmao!!!! Love this guy lol great stand up 😄
OUTSTANDING!!! 🤣👋👋👋
Love this guy! 😅
Dry bar is proof that you don't need swear words and dirty jokes to be funny.
Imo swear words and dirty jokes are not the least bit funny.
You get it, and I get it, but you’ll never see Chris Rock or Andrew “Dice” Clay on Dry Bar because some people don’t get it.
Absolutely Love Dry Bar WalMart Skits The Best
If you want a walmart experience like no other, visit a walmart in florida any walmart in florida will do but the ones in the daytona area are spicy.
Good stuff.
I do wish this program was current because this is EXACTLY HOW I FEEL! Middle-class Americans canNOT have missing front teeth. If teeth are missing, you go to friends and family and FUND THOSE TEETH!
EXACTLY!!!
When you travel from Australia , you take a " home" pillow. Everywhere is a long flight out of the country.
Sure take a newly bought pillow with you from home...I think the humor in this and what he meant was the real "home" pillow that you sneeze on, sweat on, and dribble on every night, which may be familiar and comfy to us but the thought of being yucky to someone else.
we took the boat.. fresh pllows every nite..
what do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo... combination yiros..
I think I'm going to make a scrapbook page for you, skinny jeans and big smile, winking, mom in the background at the kitchen table filled with scrapbooking supplies. A Michael's sign above and Dry Bar Comedy sign. You are very funny.
😁😂🤣😂🤣
I laughed so hard! He's great!
Anytime anyone uses the words "weirdest" and "Wal-Mart" in the same sentence, it's a guarantee that before they finish the sentence, it will already have been outdone.
Or they're legit just describing any Wal-Mart
walmarts for satanists they cut a deal with the devil to save money and live better
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@@martinbaird1406 augh
@@martinbaird1406 ollypop
I remember Chris from his many appearances on the Chelsea Lately Show, where Chelsea habitually poked fun at him, especially his overbite. Chris always had a come back for Chelsea, and it was fun to observe the sexual tension between them. Glad to see Chris is still doing the comedian thing, and doing it quite well. Good luck to him; he's still looking good..