Can You Beat Far Cry 4 With Only A Machete?
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You can't deny that Far Cry 4 was arguably the best Far Cry 4 of all time. There are a lot of ways to approach any given problem in the game, but the last 25 years of my life have been kinda stressful. I wanna go back to a simpler time when people got their hands dirty. Can You Beat Far Cry 4 With Only A Machete?
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Can You Beat Far Cry 4 With Only A Machete? (in text form)
For the first time in Mitten Squad history I can say that this video is sponsored by Ubisoft. You've seen me play Elmo's Number Apocalypse, you know I love numbers, and Ubisoft loves them too. That’s why they’re donating $25,000 to Able Gamers, a charity that’s helped thousands of disabled people around the globe experience the kind of stories you can only find in world of video games. In addition to the massive donation, Ubisoft borrowed the machete they let me borrow from them to slash the prices Far Cry 3, 4, and 5 to an incredibly $3, $6, and $9 respectively. And with Far Cry 6 to to be born on October 7, you’ve got the entire summer to experience some of the most chaotic fun the world of video games has to offer. Use your favorite finger to click the link at the top of the video description to check out the games and for more information on where Ubisoft taking Far Cry next, make sure to tune into Ubisoft Forward on Saturday June 12th at 12PM PT. That’s 3PM EST if you’re in the bEST time zone.
Our story begins, as so many stories do, on the bus with an old man, a passport, and a monkey. You can think of Pagan Min as the moose in charge of our little mountain retreat. My escort and I signed up for 2 very different experiences. I wanted the torture, but he took it for himself and left me sweaterless with the disgusting ocean food. You don't eat what comes from the ocean, that's where the plastic lives. I left what's his name behind, Sable rescued me, I took my time walking to the car, didn't get to play with the elephant, I practiced not shooting anyone with a gun by not shooting anyone with a gun and got pretty good at not shooting anyone by the time I stopped not shooting anyone. A tree had a wild night and before I could spell machete I found myself ankle keep in a raging war for the nation Kyrat.
“Can you beat Far Cry 4 without attacking anything?”
Just sits there and gets the secret ending at the beginning.
I recall not paying attention when I was starting, ole pagan chattering away..
Next thing I know I'm seeing credits roll 🤣
@@serwalkerofthekeynes8761 that didnt happen.
@@johnm3907 yes it did lol if you just sit there and wait a while when Pagan walks away and tells you to wait, he comes back and the game is over
@@timmy67888ts no, you actually do a little bit. It doesn’t just immediately end
Well now it's not
"You don't eat what comes from the ocean, that's where they plastic lives."
-Mitten, 2021
Is he wrong ?
@@BeetleBuns yeah, those scuba divers are viscous creatures.
so true though. so true.
Mitten "Paul" Squad III, Esq.
Vote him as your representative today.
@@angelman906 viscous or vicious?
Look at my little baby boy 😢 getting his first sponsor. He's finally a man.
and not by Raid Shadow Legends thankfully
Not a virgin anymore
They grow up so fast😢
@@slacktivism05 or that plastic wallet thing
@@villings or ‘honey’
Rest In Peace Man I loved your videos wish you still here to make more
He's dead?
@@Emanuel18005 confirmed KIA
@@Emanuel18005
Yeah, he died of Alcohol poisoning. He was heavy relapsing and sadly passed away. He is with G-d now on a more positive note.
R.I.P
@@Elizabean1984That was never confirmed. It was only speculated. To my knowledge, there has NEVER been a cause of death released to this community, by anyone, especially the family.
@@KeithDavis277
It was on his death record.
27:00 "Gone, but not forgotten"
that one hurts
RIP
Ah yes…my favorite “Get Tricked into Being a Terrorist” game.
Even Sabal and Amita, who I hate, aren't terrorists. But they become just as bad as Pagan Min. Pagan is likable because he's nice to the protagonist, but his rule is tyrannical and should be rebelled against (which isn't terrorism because civilians aren't deliberately attacked).
@@BeetleBuns no, terrorism is violence and or intimidation used for a political agenda.
@Hongding Zhou actually there is no country/place that end well after rebellion, with trigger happy people that have no idea how to manage country and relations with other countries that are not happy to deal with them due to lack of knowledge in politic. Most of Rebellions end in chaos that end in corrupted pseudo demotratic system like eg in Ukraine. That get semi-clean after some time, like eg in Poland, but people still mentally are morons in term of politic so its never good... especially today when its get even more chaotic because of all that political correctness and another group that try to push their agenda...
I'm playing far cry 4 right now... I started with the secret ending and i already know what kyrat ends up under either of those 2 dipshits so not being able to side with Pagen is pretty annoying.
Also, if you don't like us calling them terrorists. We can go with Relegious extremist and Drog baron too.
@@paranoiia8 It's often worth the risk. Try saying that to the North Korean citizens starving to death.
They'd agree because they were taught at birth that their leader is a literal god, but still.
“the beginning is probably the hardest part of the early game” -mittensquad 2021
"The hostages went and got themselves ito a hostage situation" is my fav quote of the video
I’m seeing this comment prior to watching the vid and without context that shit funny asl🤣
I liked the very first quote better, "you cant deny that far cry 4 was arguably the best far cry 4 ever" just a nice way of saying definitely not the best far cry game
@@Lickicker As long as it doesn't crash if you explode a barrel in a cave then yeah it's the best Far Cry 4 ever :D
@@DyoKasparov Game good. Very annoying when you get your skull bashed in by a soldier for the 500th time trying to liberate an Outpost though.
@@rebelgaming1.5.14 oh i never had problems with the difficulty, i love tryina go stealth :D
but the game had this really annoying bug on pc and consoles where it would freeze and crash if you go too wild in caves, it's not only barrels but explosions in general can crash your game if u do it in caves
One more thing, forts were easier than outposts imho
“You CANT DENY, that far cry 4 was ARGUABLY the best FAR CRY 4”
No i really can’t deny that😂
But it also was a great far cry one of my favorite anyway
Just as long as he doesn't say that to a Far Cry fan.
I prefer FC2
First game I played on PS4, also what got me into shooter games.
It’s great, a nice open world game that would have personally been better if I already knew what L3 and R3 were.
7/10 cool game
@@geordi5054 Well he can because there isn’t any other Far Cry 4, so it’s the best and the worst lol
“I used every tactic imaginable to stop this truck. I threw a box at it. It did nothing. I moved on with my life”
Never expected a sponsored video, damn man... finally hittin’ puberty and growing them kneecaps? (“Babies don’t get kneecaps until they hit puberty” - Paul, “Can you beat fallout 3 as a baby”)
Glad you cited in MLA style
@@GreebusBleeb they forgot the closed parentheses but otherwise good.
rip
"This isn't an intervention though, I was always more of a WA2000 kind of guy"
Me and mitten squad would get along swimmingly
Is there room in this debate for the mighty Dragunov, or are we just comparing lesser rifles?
I hate the fact you purposefully ignored the "Intervention" part of that phrase
@@armouredjester1622 ew
Always loved that rifle haha
Intervention is just a dollar store .50 BMG rifle.
WA2000 is what the chad 47 loves to use
"Can you beat Fallout: New Vegas by ordering cheap Chinese takeout and using the chopsticks on the controller"
Kinda fucked. Hard enough challenge as is. Dont have to make it cheap chinese food.
More like can you beat FNV after eating cheap Chinese takeout and not shit yourself
Who hurt you?
@@PurpVertigo69420 😂
Thats sounds like a challenge for Senza
"I'm not playing the game - I AM the game! And it was rigged from the start."
Holy shit, what a quote
Isn’t that part of the new Vegas quote? “It was rigged from the start”
@@studmuffin5953 That's the reference he made, yeah
"Truth is, the game was rigged from the start."
just got this in my recommended… rest in peace Paul. may the real game begin in heaven.
Wait. Is the guy dead?
@@SpartanKillerJega yep
@@onyx7117 that sucks. How?
@@SpartanKillerJega he suffocated to death in his sleep after passing out on the couch after a night of drinking. really sad stuff. he’d been apparently trying to sober up these last few months too.
@@onyx7117 fuck man. That's dark and sad. I love his videos..
“In my drinking days...” - MittenSquad 2021
*everyone liked that* ♥️
What's the timestamp?
@@magentuspriest
18:25
Now they're only drinking nights
@@saulgallagher5668 :(
"far cry 4 is the best far cry 4 from all time" agreed mate
0:00 yeah because if you compare it to FC3 or FCprimal, it's a honky dory poo
May be a unpopular opinions but my preference is farcry 4 when it comes to best farcry 4
Compare it to anything else, then its just "okay i guess".
I think far cry 4 is better tho
You think its ironic until you you word swap in fallout4 and are like 'oh'.
22:19 "Truth is... The game was rigged from the start."
*(Bang)*
"Hey, you! You’re finally awake. Walked right into that imperial ambush."
Truth is,
the real game never began.
Truth is,
You both just lost the game.
It still hurts me thatthey removed the healing system after this game, snapping your fingers and popping your limbs back in place was a really funny and unique mechanic
Then how do you heal in far cry 5??
@@MoistCrunchy as far as i remember you only inject the typical magic needle or put a bandage over a droken arm, nothing more, no taking glass shards out of your arms, no biting bullets out of your limbs, no fixing your broken foot by twisting it back in place
@Harrison Hughes (Student) I hate being wrong, but its worse, so i feel even dumber, i really hope they put the older system in the new game, i really fucking hope (or at least a mod for it)
It was much better in far cry 2, getting blown up by a grenade and ONLY yanking some jagged metal outta your forearm wrapping it up and truckin' on was so badass
@@unclefilthy848 Yeah, and in the original Far Cry, literally pulling out wire trapped in your leg VERTICALLY, or poping back your fucking hand in place
“A gun isn’t a knife”
*insert meme of Hannibal Burress staring at his own hands*
Oh wouldn't you like to know what's there in Hannibal's hands?
Best comment ever lol
**starts game**
**enjoys crab rangoon**
**spends quality time with father**
**beats game with only a knife**
“I punished Kyrat’s endangered species list by adding me to it” is probably the strangest yet most badass line I’ve heard in a while
"and saved the town with my secret super power, CRIME." -Mitten squad 2021.
Tbh a superhero who fights crime using crime would be funny.
@@somedude6833 isnt that just batman
@@milohdd yes but Batman can’t shoot fire out of his fingers to commit arson.
@@somedude6833 So......Deadpool?
Rest in Peace, Paul (aka mittensquad) ❤ love you brother
Really sad knowing he's gone, rest in peace man
Did he die?
@@Emanuel18005yes sadly
Damn, nice sponsor you got there, Paul!
Wonder how many shopping carts you can save with that money
It will never be enough
@@MittenSquad no amount will ever be enough
@@MittenSquad Damn you're a member of your own channel? Now that's what I call being a self-starter.
"you know I love numbers"
I don't know why but that just makes me laugh lol
Elmo's Number Adventure flashbacks
RIP Paul... coming back to one of my favs in memory. Gonna miss your content dude
Rip mitten squad bro i already miss you you have given so much memories for my childhood everyday i would look up your TH-cam and watch so many of your videos man i love you man fly high 🕊️🫶🙏
I disagree
"African or European?"
3 is the best homie
@@schloompy6985 I am sorry do you wipe your ass sitting down?
@@Opptios I know right, get a load of this guy
“Cancer is the worst cancer”
"The sight of a wilds Mittens Squad sprinting towards them..." - Terrifying thought!
It’s too sad too be true bro I loved your far cry videos and now hearing your passing😢😢 this can’t be true man
I like how like a third of this video is just Paul being chased by rhinos
Wonderful to hear his voice again
I hope his videos never get deleted. I don't know why but this death of a known "stranger" kinda hit hard. Knowing his past.
God be with this man I’m so sorry he had to leave us so soon
what happend
@@philipppaul9717he died most likely due to his alcohol addiction. It sucks because he was sober for a few months before going back to it hard again
“ The first 25 years of my life have been stressful “ , if that isn’t relatable , I don’t know is what is .
Also Paul’s personality made it almost impossible to k ow if he was being sarcastic during the sponsor
I have bad news about the next number of years to come, but regardless, everything is gonna be alright.
“But how can a big bird be in the sky when birds don’t real” this had me absolutely dead
Good to have you back Paul, hope things are going well for you. I know your struggles aren't a race where you cross a finish line and it's all behind you, but we're rooting for you every day to keep up that good fight. Also, the video's great as always, looking forwards to the next one!
Underrated comment
@@kevinsundelin8639...
This aged like fine wine. He's starting the real game in heaven, far from any struggle he had.
18:32 “in my drinking days…” I’m glad he got the help he needed, and that it’s improved the effort he puts into his runs. Happy to see someone succeeding in recovery!
It was sarcasm
Welp this aged terribly rip MS
"Far Cry 4 was the best Far Cry 4 of all time"
You can't argue with that logic.
“We can’t expect god to do all the work”
I'm getting Richthofen on you
@@moodygurlification i’m getting dempsey on richtofen
WHO is on your profile picture Nikolai?
Rest in peace you angel amongst men
Oh hey, a mitten squad upload! I sure hope it isn't him torturing hims-
*Oh.*
HEY BANANA
ıdk what ur expecting
he always tortures himself
Oh.
RIP King :(
Actual question: wasn’t the “machete” called a kukri?
He is using a kukri machete. It’s technically an machete with a kukri shape. A kukri is simply the type or shape of the blade. So basically he is using both.
@@AgentElmer kukris are typically that shape. They're Nepalese machetes. A kukri IS a machete. And a plate. And a skinning knife. And a bunch of other shit.
@@AgentElmer oh thanks i was actually curious 😅
@@punkrocker1377 kukri is what you want it to be.
Knife is knife
Clicked faster than my Ford raptor driving through the orphanage
Mine was a chevy Silverado
I love you mitten, I hope you’re doing better. Stay strong king. ❤️
From how he sounded during the sponsorship i dont think he is, i think he might be financially struggling
"That's where the plastic lives" is an incredible line
the "that's where the plastic lives." comment really got me lmfao.
Rest in peace, old friend...
I'm always amazed at how good this game looks. It's so old even back in the day it was so beautiful and ran really smooth.
Yeah Bethesda wtf? If Ubersoft can make vidya game work surely you can too.
Do “can you beat far cry 4 without attacking anything” and then just do the Easter egg ending where you stay there for 15 minutes
"I climbed the same way I live my life, no way down"
-Paul
The Man, the Myth, the LEGEND
25 minutes to say “the real game began.” This is a new record
Saw a video on my recommended page, was mindfucked for a few sec, until I saw it was 2 years old..
I'm gonna miss all your videos, but I will probably miss the Fallout videos most of all❤🥀
So proud of Paul and all the achievements that the channel has gotten. The real game is almost beginning.
That "back in my drinking days" made me proud dude. Glad you're doing better for yourself!
When did he say it?
@@magentuspriest 18:25 or sum
The gameplay in this actually looks like it needs some skill, like those parkour parts.
Only medium tactics-wise skill. It doesn't require much even on the highest difficulty, unless you come up with some challenges like this one for yourself.
But, of course, there is a lot of point in playing with skill and being creative. That is one of the most noticeable traits of the series.
Yup the sneaky mission at the party is literally the hardest mission I have ever played. Took hours for me to learn all the guards routes and where to go
Some of the best humour on TH-cam. Incredibly well written and the dry, deadpan delivery is perfect every time. Massive respect Mr Mittens 👍
4:04
“With no time to spare, I sped towards the town on my all-terrain Venomoth.”
Me: …I’ve gotta get me one of those.
Idea- Fallout 4; paranoid packrat run
In a nutshell, this run is meant to summarize what it feels to constantly go over the weight limit in a game, to have a load of junk in your inventory and be hellbent on using it. I chose fallout 4 specifically because of the use of a crafting system making junk more useful
This run has but a few rules, the most notable
You can't drop items, the only reason things should leave your inventory is giving it to someone (such as a companion to hold [unless you ban this]) or using it to craft something, if you want, you can even ban the use of selling.
This run isn't made to be fun, it isn't made to be impossible, it is just made to be inconvenient. As you go on, you will constantly have to question if you can pick up an item, wondering if you can afford to take that rocket launcher or that oh so heavy armor on the ground. If you aren't careful, the weight of it all will creep on you, making you have to slowly walk around, knowing how much footage you will need to cut to avoid boring your sadistic audience
That was hilarious.
"Used all the liquid inside my body as paint on the mountain.."
I loved your videos man, I wish you were still here because you were probably my favorite youtuber doing this genre, RIP.
"Back in my drinking days" proud of ya buddy
He does crack now
I hope he is free from the addiction. That shit is not pretty.
oh my god, i wonder how much Ratatouille figurines you can buy with that sponsorship
Seeing videos from this channel come up in my feed or notifications is such a good feeling, almost enough to make a man cry. It's so good to see you making content again.
"Can you beat The Outer Worlds if you kill everything you see?"
I’d watch that at least 3/4 of a time
*I have some bad new for ya*
the comet beat ya to it.
You can yes
beating outer world is a challenge itself
“I sharpened my knife on a rhino! Thats it.” 😂
It was a hippo
"Like most hideous fungal infections, Yuma was hiding out in an abandoned cave."
God bless you, sir.
Paul: "This video is sponsored by Ubisoft"
*Everybody Liked That*
Also paul "I
hate far cry 3"
His humor has gotten a lot more subtle and funny since he tossed the sauce in the trashcan. Missed you Mitten :)
The real question is can far cry 4 beat you with a machete
miss you paul
“Can you beat ______ without insulting the game and losing your sponsor”
6:24 truly, you flawlessly integrated the sponsorship into that sentence.
“The best Far Cry 4 of all time” Are you sure?
Pretty sure he's going to alienate a LOT of people with that. We all know that Far Cry 4 was a far better Far Cry 4 than Far Cry 4.
@@SykoLiu to be honest I think that super Mario party is the best far cry 4 of all time
@@SykoLiu I disagree with you. In my opinion, Far Cry 4 is the superior game.
@@dogwithhat2854 listen here you little shit, far cry 4 is obviously better than far cry 4.
@@SykoLiu I say Far Cry 4 is the better Far Cry 4,because Far Cry 4 has better graphics than Far Cry 4,better gameplay than Far Cry 4 and better story than Far Cry 4.I say sometimes Far Cry 4 has better features than Far Cry 4, but Far Cry 4 is still the better Far Cry 4.
Rest in peace man x
Goodnight Paul I miss you every time I see you in my suggested feed
Happy birthday Paul
I love the fact if you sit at the table and wait Min casually comes back and says come on I’ll take you to the shrine like he promised. Tells you your family history says let’s go shoot some fucking guns and credits roll. Not a bad guy tbh.
“The hostages went and got themselves into a hostage situation” was wonderful lmfao
listening to him talk for 30 minutes cured my headache
God I love this man, maybe this man is god? His sense of humor is godlike so who knows
"you cant deny that farcry4 was arguably the best farcry4 of all time"
never change mitten... never change.
Rest in piece mitten
Yes. Farcry 4 is indeed the best Farcry 4. Gotta love that famous Mitten Squad wisdom
"You can't deny that Far Cry 4 was arguably the best Far Cry 4 of all time"
Just started and I'm dying
He easily could have gotten the secret ending by staying at the table for 20 minutes and called the run a success but he didn't, good for Paul
Glad you are back man and hope you are doing well. Thanks for the great content!
R.I.P Paul...
“The elephant inside me will now destroy this nation”-mitten squad 2021
"You cant deny that farcry4 is arguably the best farcry4 of all time"
He's speaking the language of the gods
You know, this is really close to another challenge: beating Kingdom Come Deliverance with only your fists.
The dry sense of humour and incredible comedic timing are absolutely watering my crops, loving it
Miss you man
When he mentioned farcry 5 and going to space, I immediately thought about beating the lost on Mars DLC with only fists or power gloves
Hey, genuine congratulations on the sponsorship! Hope it pays a lot of rent.
"This isn't an intervention, I'm more of a wa2000 type of guy" ~Mitten Squad
You have to be one of the best writers on TH-cam. Seriously, every sentence is an adventure. Thanks for sharing your creativity with us!
Not many people can take a leave of absence, not give a determined return date, and immediately get a sponsor. Youre doing great things!