Can You Beat Far Cry 4 With Only A Machete?

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  • @PresidentAutumn
    @PresidentAutumn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4256

    “Can you beat Far Cry 4 without attacking anything?”
    Just sits there and gets the secret ending at the beginning.

    • @serwalkerofthekeynes8761
      @serwalkerofthekeynes8761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +330

      I recall not paying attention when I was starting, ole pagan chattering away..
      Next thing I know I'm seeing credits roll 🤣

    • @johnm3907
      @johnm3907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@serwalkerofthekeynes8761 that didnt happen.

    • @timmy67888ts
      @timmy67888ts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      @@johnm3907 yes it did lol if you just sit there and wait a while when Pagan walks away and tells you to wait, he comes back and the game is over

    • @luckoftheirish8708
      @luckoftheirish8708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@timmy67888ts no, you actually do a little bit. It doesn’t just immediately end

    • @kclink1579
      @kclink1579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well now it's not

  • @epsilon3569
    @epsilon3569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2056

    "You don't eat what comes from the ocean, that's where they plastic lives."
    -Mitten, 2021

    • @PerturaBased
      @PerturaBased 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Is he wrong ?

    • @angelman906
      @angelman906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@BeetleBuns yeah, those scuba divers are viscous creatures.

    • @longleaf1217
      @longleaf1217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      so true though. so true.

    • @justinweber4977
      @justinweber4977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mitten "Paul" Squad III, Esq.
      Vote him as your representative today.

    • @Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat
      @Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@angelman906 viscous or vicious?

  • @ZeldaCDI99
    @ZeldaCDI99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4886

    Look at my little baby boy 😢 getting his first sponsor. He's finally a man.

    • @slacktivism05
      @slacktivism05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +355

      and not by Raid Shadow Legends thankfully

    • @kengyouseng8426
      @kengyouseng8426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Not a virgin anymore

    • @skrubby160
      @skrubby160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      They grow up so fast😢

    • @villings
      @villings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@slacktivism05 or that plastic wallet thing

    • @JJ_Jonah
      @JJ_Jonah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@villings or ‘honey’

  • @lpavlovopirate
    @lpavlovopirate 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +111

    Rest In Peace Man I loved your videos wish you still here to make more

    • @Emanuel18005
      @Emanuel18005 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He's dead?

    • @mr.waffentrager4400
      @mr.waffentrager4400 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Emanuel18005 confirmed KIA

    • @Elizabean1984
      @Elizabean1984 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@Emanuel18005
      Yeah, he died of Alcohol poisoning. He was heavy relapsing and sadly passed away. He is with G-d now on a more positive note.
      R.I.P

    • @KeithDavis277
      @KeithDavis277 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Elizabean1984That was never confirmed. It was only speculated. To my knowledge, there has NEVER been a cause of death released to this community, by anyone, especially the family.

    • @Elizabean1984
      @Elizabean1984 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@KeithDavis277
      It was on his death record.

  • @cyphersloth4479
    @cyphersloth4479 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    27:00 "Gone, but not forgotten"
    that one hurts
    RIP

  • @nickmontalbano9573
    @nickmontalbano9573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3784

    Ah yes…my favorite “Get Tricked into Being a Terrorist” game.

    • @D-FENS33
      @D-FENS33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +330

      Even Sabal and Amita, who I hate, aren't terrorists. But they become just as bad as Pagan Min. Pagan is likable because he's nice to the protagonist, but his rule is tyrannical and should be rebelled against (which isn't terrorism because civilians aren't deliberately attacked).

    • @angelman906
      @angelman906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@BeetleBuns no, terrorism is violence and or intimidation used for a political agenda.

    • @paranoiia8
      @paranoiia8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @Hongding Zhou actually there is no country/place that end well after rebellion, with trigger happy people that have no idea how to manage country and relations with other countries that are not happy to deal with them due to lack of knowledge in politic. Most of Rebellions end in chaos that end in corrupted pseudo demotratic system like eg in Ukraine. That get semi-clean after some time, like eg in Poland, but people still mentally are morons in term of politic so its never good... especially today when its get even more chaotic because of all that political correctness and another group that try to push their agenda...

    • @bencegergohocz5988
      @bencegergohocz5988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      I'm playing far cry 4 right now... I started with the secret ending and i already know what kyrat ends up under either of those 2 dipshits so not being able to side with Pagen is pretty annoying.
      Also, if you don't like us calling them terrorists. We can go with Relegious extremist and Drog baron too.

    • @snkybrki
      @snkybrki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@paranoiia8 It's often worth the risk. Try saying that to the North Korean citizens starving to death.
      They'd agree because they were taught at birth that their leader is a literal god, but still.

  • @t7mf
    @t7mf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    “the beginning is probably the hardest part of the early game” -mittensquad 2021

  • @DyoKasparov
    @DyoKasparov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    "The hostages went and got themselves ito a hostage situation" is my fav quote of the video

    • @Eli-akad
      @Eli-akad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m seeing this comment prior to watching the vid and without context that shit funny asl🤣

    • @Lickicker
      @Lickicker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I liked the very first quote better, "you cant deny that far cry 4 was arguably the best far cry 4 ever" just a nice way of saying definitely not the best far cry game

    • @DyoKasparov
      @DyoKasparov 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Lickicker As long as it doesn't crash if you explode a barrel in a cave then yeah it's the best Far Cry 4 ever :D

    • @rebelgaming1.5.14
      @rebelgaming1.5.14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DyoKasparov Game good. Very annoying when you get your skull bashed in by a soldier for the 500th time trying to liberate an Outpost though.

    • @DyoKasparov
      @DyoKasparov 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rebelgaming1.5.14 oh i never had problems with the difficulty, i love tryina go stealth :D
      but the game had this really annoying bug on pc and consoles where it would freeze and crash if you go too wild in caves, it's not only barrels but explosions in general can crash your game if u do it in caves
      One more thing, forts were easier than outposts imho

  • @nicklaskirkeby3921
    @nicklaskirkeby3921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1942

    “You CANT DENY, that far cry 4 was ARGUABLY the best FAR CRY 4”
    No i really can’t deny that😂

    • @merskyman2449
      @merskyman2449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      But it also was a great far cry one of my favorite anyway

    • @geordi5054
      @geordi5054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Just as long as he doesn't say that to a Far Cry fan.

    • @fridgeonwheels5622
      @fridgeonwheels5622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I prefer FC2

    • @mcmuffinstuffer1217
      @mcmuffinstuffer1217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      First game I played on PS4, also what got me into shooter games.
      It’s great, a nice open world game that would have personally been better if I already knew what L3 and R3 were.
      7/10 cool game

    • @z54964380
      @z54964380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@geordi5054 Well he can because there isn’t any other Far Cry 4, so it’s the best and the worst lol

  • @Griffen329
    @Griffen329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    “I used every tactic imaginable to stop this truck. I threw a box at it. It did nothing. I moved on with my life”

  • @WhitekidCvsual
    @WhitekidCvsual 3 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    Never expected a sponsored video, damn man... finally hittin’ puberty and growing them kneecaps? (“Babies don’t get kneecaps until they hit puberty” - Paul, “Can you beat fallout 3 as a baby”)

    • @GreebusBleeb
      @GreebusBleeb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Glad you cited in MLA style

    • @Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat
      @Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@GreebusBleeb they forgot the closed parentheses but otherwise good.

    • @pavanteja5176
      @pavanteja5176 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      rip

  • @JohnDoe-fw9ty
    @JohnDoe-fw9ty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    "This isn't an intervention though, I was always more of a WA2000 kind of guy"
    Me and mitten squad would get along swimmingly

    • @armouredjester1622
      @armouredjester1622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Is there room in this debate for the mighty Dragunov, or are we just comparing lesser rifles?

    • @Eoniclipse
      @Eoniclipse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I hate the fact you purposefully ignored the "Intervention" part of that phrase

    • @BradTheAmerican
      @BradTheAmerican 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@armouredjester1622 ew

    • @justinfarmer7460
      @justinfarmer7460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Always loved that rifle haha

    • @SkipTheKip
      @SkipTheKip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Intervention is just a dollar store .50 BMG rifle.
      WA2000 is what the chad 47 loves to use

  • @ericfreel9923
    @ericfreel9923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    "Can you beat Fallout: New Vegas by ordering cheap Chinese takeout and using the chopsticks on the controller"

    • @kooshkangaroo
      @kooshkangaroo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Kinda fucked. Hard enough challenge as is. Dont have to make it cheap chinese food.

    • @Crowvithian
      @Crowvithian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      More like can you beat FNV after eating cheap Chinese takeout and not shit yourself

    • @PurpVertigo69420
      @PurpVertigo69420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Who hurt you?

    • @noodles466
      @noodles466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PurpVertigo69420 😂

    • @artmis-eb6so
      @artmis-eb6so 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats sounds like a challenge for Senza

  • @zoro4661WasTaken
    @zoro4661WasTaken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    "I'm not playing the game - I AM the game! And it was rigged from the start."
    Holy shit, what a quote

    • @studmuffin5953
      @studmuffin5953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Isn’t that part of the new Vegas quote? “It was rigged from the start”

    • @zoro4661WasTaken
      @zoro4661WasTaken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@studmuffin5953 That's the reference he made, yeah
      "Truth is, the game was rigged from the start."

  • @onyx7117
    @onyx7117 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    just got this in my recommended… rest in peace Paul. may the real game begin in heaven.

    • @SpartanKillerJega
      @SpartanKillerJega 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Wait. Is the guy dead?

    • @onyx7117
      @onyx7117 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@SpartanKillerJega yep

    • @SpartanKillerJega
      @SpartanKillerJega 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@onyx7117 that sucks. How?

    • @onyx7117
      @onyx7117 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@SpartanKillerJega he suffocated to death in his sleep after passing out on the couch after a night of drinking. really sad stuff. he’d been apparently trying to sober up these last few months too.

    • @SpartanKillerJega
      @SpartanKillerJega 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@onyx7117 fuck man. That's dark and sad. I love his videos..

  • @ViridisGames
    @ViridisGames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1155

    “In my drinking days...” - MittenSquad 2021
    *everyone liked that* ♥️

    • @magentuspriest
      @magentuspriest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What's the timestamp?

    • @ViridisGames
      @ViridisGames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@magentuspriest
      18:25

    • @saulgallagher5668
      @saulgallagher5668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Now they're only drinking nights

    • @Nerbto
      @Nerbto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@saulgallagher5668 :(

  • @PerturaBased
    @PerturaBased 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1053

    "far cry 4 is the best far cry 4 from all time" agreed mate

    • @LocoMe4u
      @LocoMe4u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      0:00 yeah because if you compare it to FC3 or FCprimal, it's a honky dory poo

    • @I_am_Mazki
      @I_am_Mazki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      May be a unpopular opinions but my preference is farcry 4 when it comes to best farcry 4

    • @elonleon4452
      @elonleon4452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Compare it to anything else, then its just "okay i guess".

    • @dakotafrank8595
      @dakotafrank8595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I think far cry 4 is better tho

    • @KayJay940
      @KayJay940 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You think its ironic until you you word swap in fallout4 and are like 'oh'.

  • @planetbob6703
    @planetbob6703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    22:19 "Truth is... The game was rigged from the start."
    *(Bang)*
    "Hey, you! You’re finally awake. Walked right into that imperial ambush."

    • @ferdinandroig3460
      @ferdinandroig3460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Truth is,
      the real game never began.

    • @Crowvithian
      @Crowvithian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Truth is,
      You both just lost the game.

  • @elcatrinc1996
    @elcatrinc1996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    It still hurts me thatthey removed the healing system after this game, snapping your fingers and popping your limbs back in place was a really funny and unique mechanic

    • @MoistCrunchy
      @MoistCrunchy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Then how do you heal in far cry 5??

    • @elcatrinc1996
      @elcatrinc1996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@MoistCrunchy as far as i remember you only inject the typical magic needle or put a bandage over a droken arm, nothing more, no taking glass shards out of your arms, no biting bullets out of your limbs, no fixing your broken foot by twisting it back in place

    • @elcatrinc1996
      @elcatrinc1996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @Harrison Hughes (Student) I hate being wrong, but its worse, so i feel even dumber, i really hope they put the older system in the new game, i really fucking hope (or at least a mod for it)

    • @unclefilthy848
      @unclefilthy848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It was much better in far cry 2, getting blown up by a grenade and ONLY yanking some jagged metal outta your forearm wrapping it up and truckin' on was so badass

    • @elcatrinc1996
      @elcatrinc1996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@unclefilthy848 Yeah, and in the original Far Cry, literally pulling out wire trapped in your leg VERTICALLY, or poping back your fucking hand in place

  • @alwaysjordan7032
    @alwaysjordan7032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    “A gun isn’t a knife”
    *insert meme of Hannibal Burress staring at his own hands*

  • @TrayTerra
    @TrayTerra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    **starts game**
    **enjoys crab rangoon**
    **spends quality time with father**
    **beats game with only a knife**

  • @Hatman_Hans
    @Hatman_Hans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    “I punished Kyrat’s endangered species list by adding me to it” is probably the strangest yet most badass line I’ve heard in a while

  • @amrenhunterofthedarksoul5828
    @amrenhunterofthedarksoul5828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    "and saved the town with my secret super power, CRIME." -Mitten squad 2021.

    • @somedude6833
      @somedude6833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tbh a superhero who fights crime using crime would be funny.

    • @milohdd
      @milohdd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@somedude6833 isnt that just batman

    • @somedude6833
      @somedude6833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@milohdd yes but Batman can’t shoot fire out of his fingers to commit arson.

    • @mateoreyes6921
      @mateoreyes6921 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@somedude6833 So......Deadpool?

  • @tobasco_jones6160
    @tobasco_jones6160 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Rest in Peace, Paul (aka mittensquad) ❤ love you brother

  • @Real_Crux
    @Real_Crux 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Really sad knowing he's gone, rest in peace man

    • @Emanuel18005
      @Emanuel18005 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Did he die?

    • @AnnBoye
      @AnnBoye หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@Emanuel18005yes sadly

  • @OG_DouG
    @OG_DouG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Damn, nice sponsor you got there, Paul!
    Wonder how many shopping carts you can save with that money

    • @MittenSquad
      @MittenSquad  3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      It will never be enough

    • @bukitcengkeh1
      @bukitcengkeh1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MittenSquad no amount will ever be enough

    • @potatonite2340
      @potatonite2340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@MittenSquad Damn you're a member of your own channel? Now that's what I call being a self-starter.

  • @alvinnarciso6130
    @alvinnarciso6130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    "you know I love numbers"
    I don't know why but that just makes me laugh lol

    • @HelheimMudkip
      @HelheimMudkip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Elmo's Number Adventure flashbacks

  • @Ivanstov
    @Ivanstov 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    RIP Paul... coming back to one of my favs in memory. Gonna miss your content dude

  • @wumqyy
    @wumqyy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    Rip mitten squad bro i already miss you you have given so much memories for my childhood everyday i would look up your TH-cam and watch so many of your videos man i love you man fly high 🕊️🫶🙏

  • @BankeyMan123
    @BankeyMan123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2321

    I disagree

    • @Selfish_Neurotic
      @Selfish_Neurotic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      "African or European?"

    • @schloompy6985
      @schloompy6985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      3 is the best homie

    • @Opptios
      @Opptios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@schloompy6985 I am sorry do you wipe your ass sitting down?

    • @lix3r
      @lix3r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Opptios I know right, get a load of this guy

    • @Magicpants34484
      @Magicpants34484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      “Cancer is the worst cancer”

  • @liambutcher5704
    @liambutcher5704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "The sight of a wilds Mittens Squad sprinting towards them..." - Terrifying thought!

  • @tripperedd4948
    @tripperedd4948 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    It’s too sad too be true bro I loved your far cry videos and now hearing your passing😢😢 this can’t be true man

  • @Scourge728
    @Scourge728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    I like how like a third of this video is just Paul being chased by rhinos

  • @cartjeb
    @cartjeb 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Wonderful to hear his voice again

    • @gaymohammed3137
      @gaymohammed3137 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I hope his videos never get deleted. I don't know why but this death of a known "stranger" kinda hit hard. Knowing his past.

  • @Milk_Man_Plays
    @Milk_Man_Plays 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    God be with this man I’m so sorry he had to leave us so soon

    • @philipppaul9717
      @philipppaul9717 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      what happend

    • @Someone-hv7tv
      @Someone-hv7tv 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@philipppaul9717he died most likely due to his alcohol addiction. It sucks because he was sober for a few months before going back to it hard again

  • @GraverGaming
    @GraverGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    “ The first 25 years of my life have been stressful “ , if that isn’t relatable , I don’t know is what is .
    Also Paul’s personality made it almost impossible to k ow if he was being sarcastic during the sponsor

    • @Kryptnyt
      @Kryptnyt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I have bad news about the next number of years to come, but regardless, everything is gonna be alright.

  • @Shadow-hd7yl
    @Shadow-hd7yl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    “But how can a big bird be in the sky when birds don’t real” this had me absolutely dead

  • @maxmanramfan
    @maxmanramfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Good to have you back Paul, hope things are going well for you. I know your struggles aren't a race where you cross a finish line and it's all behind you, but we're rooting for you every day to keep up that good fight. Also, the video's great as always, looking forwards to the next one!

    • @kevinsundelin8639
      @kevinsundelin8639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Underrated comment

    • @mlgtactics9911
      @mlgtactics9911 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@kevinsundelin8639...

    • @Nexus_Simulations
      @Nexus_Simulations 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      This aged like fine wine. He's starting the real game in heaven, far from any struggle he had.

  • @ryancameron3457
    @ryancameron3457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    18:32 “in my drinking days…” I’m glad he got the help he needed, and that it’s improved the effort he puts into his runs. Happy to see someone succeeding in recovery!

    • @jacobharris378
      @jacobharris378 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was sarcasm

    • @andrewcody2181
      @andrewcody2181 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Welp this aged terribly rip MS

  • @I_am_ENSanity
    @I_am_ENSanity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "Far Cry 4 was the best Far Cry 4 of all time"
    You can't argue with that logic.

  • @Nolan12_11
    @Nolan12_11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    “We can’t expect god to do all the work”

    • @moodygurlification
      @moodygurlification 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm getting Richthofen on you

    • @jeezlol
      @jeezlol 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moodygurlification i’m getting dempsey on richtofen

    • @joakimberg7897
      @joakimberg7897 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      WHO is on your profile picture Nikolai?

  • @bobassripper1094
    @bobassripper1094 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Rest in peace you angel amongst men

  • @ARipeBanana
    @ARipeBanana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Oh hey, a mitten squad upload! I sure hope it isn't him torturing hims-
    *Oh.*

    • @thedootlord
      @thedootlord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HEY BANANA

    • @TheSaltiestOne
      @TheSaltiestOne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ıdk what ur expecting
      he always tortures himself

    • @mikerrnm
      @mikerrnm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh.

  • @sharmanik3740
    @sharmanik3740 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    RIP King :(

  • @masatakaoniwa5185
    @masatakaoniwa5185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    Actual question: wasn’t the “machete” called a kukri?

    • @AgentElmer
      @AgentElmer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      He is using a kukri machete. It’s technically an machete with a kukri shape. A kukri is simply the type or shape of the blade. So basically he is using both.

    • @punkrocker1377
      @punkrocker1377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@AgentElmer kukris are typically that shape. They're Nepalese machetes. A kukri IS a machete. And a plate. And a skinning knife. And a bunch of other shit.

    • @masatakaoniwa5185
      @masatakaoniwa5185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@AgentElmer oh thanks i was actually curious 😅

    • @LegendStormcrow
      @LegendStormcrow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@punkrocker1377 kukri is what you want it to be.

    • @yoo-hoo3886
      @yoo-hoo3886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Knife is knife

  • @spellicup5286
    @spellicup5286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Clicked faster than my Ford raptor driving through the orphanage

  • @bryanlennox1441
    @bryanlennox1441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I love you mitten, I hope you’re doing better. Stay strong king. ❤️

    • @oldsif645
      @oldsif645 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      From how he sounded during the sponsorship i dont think he is, i think he might be financially struggling

  • @RareEarthSeries
    @RareEarthSeries 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "That's where the plastic lives" is an incredible line

  • @shadestorm4049
    @shadestorm4049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    the "that's where the plastic lives." comment really got me lmfao.

  • @castlebravo956
    @castlebravo956 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Rest in peace, old friend...

  • @vampireeric1
    @vampireeric1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I'm always amazed at how good this game looks. It's so old even back in the day it was so beautiful and ran really smooth.

    • @pweefypweef4089
      @pweefypweef4089 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah Bethesda wtf? If Ubersoft can make vidya game work surely you can too.

  • @fettfrosch1
    @fettfrosch1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Do “can you beat far cry 4 without attacking anything” and then just do the Easter egg ending where you stay there for 15 minutes

  • @farmgoat9372
    @farmgoat9372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "I climbed the same way I live my life, no way down"
    -Paul

    • @ankleblad4727
      @ankleblad4727 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Man, the Myth, the LEGEND

  • @buster6899
    @buster6899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    25 minutes to say “the real game began.” This is a new record

  • @henrikstrand381
    @henrikstrand381 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Saw a video on my recommended page, was mindfucked for a few sec, until I saw it was 2 years old..
    I'm gonna miss all your videos, but I will probably miss the Fallout videos most of all❤🥀

  • @heronekkotheanimer7386
    @heronekkotheanimer7386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    So proud of Paul and all the achievements that the channel has gotten. The real game is almost beginning.

  • @morj5184
    @morj5184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    That "back in my drinking days" made me proud dude. Glad you're doing better for yourself!

    • @magentuspriest
      @magentuspriest 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      When did he say it?

    • @doomsday9831
      @doomsday9831 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@magentuspriest 18:25 or sum

  • @eracer166
    @eracer166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    The gameplay in this actually looks like it needs some skill, like those parkour parts.

    • @Starchaser38
      @Starchaser38 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Only medium tactics-wise skill. It doesn't require much even on the highest difficulty, unless you come up with some challenges like this one for yourself.
      But, of course, there is a lot of point in playing with skill and being creative. That is one of the most noticeable traits of the series.

  • @abrahamwashington8579
    @abrahamwashington8579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Yup the sneaky mission at the party is literally the hardest mission I have ever played. Took hours for me to learn all the guards routes and where to go

  • @stevemac6707
    @stevemac6707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Some of the best humour on TH-cam. Incredibly well written and the dry, deadpan delivery is perfect every time. Massive respect Mr Mittens 👍

  • @TrayTerra
    @TrayTerra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    4:04
    “With no time to spare, I sped towards the town on my all-terrain Venomoth.”
    Me: …I’ve gotta get me one of those.

  • @beywheelzhater8930
    @beywheelzhater8930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Idea- Fallout 4; paranoid packrat run
    In a nutshell, this run is meant to summarize what it feels to constantly go over the weight limit in a game, to have a load of junk in your inventory and be hellbent on using it. I chose fallout 4 specifically because of the use of a crafting system making junk more useful
    This run has but a few rules, the most notable
    You can't drop items, the only reason things should leave your inventory is giving it to someone (such as a companion to hold [unless you ban this]) or using it to craft something, if you want, you can even ban the use of selling.
    This run isn't made to be fun, it isn't made to be impossible, it is just made to be inconvenient. As you go on, you will constantly have to question if you can pick up an item, wondering if you can afford to take that rocket launcher or that oh so heavy armor on the ground. If you aren't careful, the weight of it all will creep on you, making you have to slowly walk around, knowing how much footage you will need to cut to avoid boring your sadistic audience

  • @petersonl1008
    @petersonl1008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That was hilarious.
    "Used all the liquid inside my body as paint on the mountain.."

  • @someguy1894
    @someguy1894 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I loved your videos man, I wish you were still here because you were probably my favorite youtuber doing this genre, RIP.

  • @yodaboyisreal3748
    @yodaboyisreal3748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "Back in my drinking days" proud of ya buddy

  • @343DeltaSpark
    @343DeltaSpark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    oh my god, i wonder how much Ratatouille figurines you can buy with that sponsorship

  • @josephdavidson9721
    @josephdavidson9721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Seeing videos from this channel come up in my feed or notifications is such a good feeling, almost enough to make a man cry. It's so good to see you making content again.

  • @gabrielnorwood3464
    @gabrielnorwood3464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    "Can you beat The Outer Worlds if you kill everything you see?"

    • @jdawg1178
      @jdawg1178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’d watch that at least 3/4 of a time

    • @ItsCrayon
      @ItsCrayon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *I have some bad new for ya*
      the comet beat ya to it.

    • @averageguy9549
      @averageguy9549 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can yes

    • @nome9752
      @nome9752 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      beating outer world is a challenge itself

  • @fernandozamorano4627
    @fernandozamorano4627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “I sharpened my knife on a rhino! Thats it.” 😂

  • @russellg5022
    @russellg5022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Like most hideous fungal infections, Yuma was hiding out in an abandoned cave."
    God bless you, sir.

  • @odd29918
    @odd29918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Paul: "This video is sponsored by Ubisoft"
    *Everybody Liked That*

  • @magentuspriest
    @magentuspriest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    His humor has gotten a lot more subtle and funny since he tossed the sauce in the trashcan. Missed you Mitten :)

  • @trevoreklof1088
    @trevoreklof1088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The real question is can far cry 4 beat you with a machete

  • @kasenmiller5965
    @kasenmiller5965 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    miss you paul

  • @tapioca8436
    @tapioca8436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Can you beat ______ without insulting the game and losing your sponsor”

  • @courier6960
    @courier6960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:24 truly, you flawlessly integrated the sponsorship into that sentence.

  • @kevinlowe530
    @kevinlowe530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    “The best Far Cry 4 of all time” Are you sure?

    • @SykoLiu
      @SykoLiu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Pretty sure he's going to alienate a LOT of people with that. We all know that Far Cry 4 was a far better Far Cry 4 than Far Cry 4.

    • @jacobholloman1790
      @jacobholloman1790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@SykoLiu to be honest I think that super Mario party is the best far cry 4 of all time

    • @dogwithhat2854
      @dogwithhat2854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SykoLiu I disagree with you. In my opinion, Far Cry 4 is the superior game.

    • @ethan.b1247
      @ethan.b1247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dogwithhat2854 listen here you little shit, far cry 4 is obviously better than far cry 4.

    • @Anonymous-fk6tm
      @Anonymous-fk6tm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SykoLiu I say Far Cry 4 is the better Far Cry 4,because Far Cry 4 has better graphics than Far Cry 4,better gameplay than Far Cry 4 and better story than Far Cry 4.I say sometimes Far Cry 4 has better features than Far Cry 4, but Far Cry 4 is still the better Far Cry 4.

  • @DaClipLord
    @DaClipLord 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Rest in peace man x

  • @neos32
    @neos32 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Goodnight Paul I miss you every time I see you in my suggested feed

    • @neos32
      @neos32 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Happy birthday Paul

  • @pyrhusofeprius
    @pyrhusofeprius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the fact if you sit at the table and wait Min casually comes back and says come on I’ll take you to the shrine like he promised. Tells you your family history says let’s go shoot some fucking guns and credits roll. Not a bad guy tbh.

  • @tylordio3802
    @tylordio3802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “The hostages went and got themselves into a hostage situation” was wonderful lmfao

  • @jamestheaverageman6959
    @jamestheaverageman6959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    listening to him talk for 30 minutes cured my headache

  • @glennraby8057
    @glennraby8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    God I love this man, maybe this man is god? His sense of humor is godlike so who knows

  • @The2flame
    @The2flame 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "you cant deny that farcry4 was arguably the best farcry4 of all time"
    never change mitten... never change.

  • @Jaystation2011
    @Jaystation2011 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Rest in piece mitten

  • @arguspanoptes3853
    @arguspanoptes3853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yes. Farcry 4 is indeed the best Farcry 4. Gotta love that famous Mitten Squad wisdom

  • @handcrafteddkaiser2238
    @handcrafteddkaiser2238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "You can't deny that Far Cry 4 was arguably the best Far Cry 4 of all time"
    Just started and I'm dying

  • @quintinmills_conrad9405
    @quintinmills_conrad9405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    He easily could have gotten the secret ending by staying at the table for 20 minutes and called the run a success but he didn't, good for Paul

  • @tonymdigregorio
    @tonymdigregorio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Glad you are back man and hope you are doing well. Thanks for the great content!

  • @cccccody14
    @cccccody14 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    R.I.P Paul...

  • @kyso2.031
    @kyso2.031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “The elephant inside me will now destroy this nation”-mitten squad 2021

  • @_LoveCraft_
    @_LoveCraft_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "You cant deny that farcry4 is arguably the best farcry4 of all time"
    He's speaking the language of the gods

  • @headsgrowback1
    @headsgrowback1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You know, this is really close to another challenge: beating Kingdom Come Deliverance with only your fists.

  • @allgoodnamesaretaken6145
    @allgoodnamesaretaken6145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The dry sense of humour and incredible comedic timing are absolutely watering my crops, loving it

  • @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb5344
    @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb5344 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Miss you man

  • @terthert
    @terthert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When he mentioned farcry 5 and going to space, I immediately thought about beating the lost on Mars DLC with only fists or power gloves

  • @GreebusBleeb
    @GreebusBleeb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hey, genuine congratulations on the sponsorship! Hope it pays a lot of rent.

  • @Ethan-pd1ju
    @Ethan-pd1ju 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "This isn't an intervention, I'm more of a wa2000 type of guy" ~Mitten Squad

  • @sbsftw4232
    @sbsftw4232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You have to be one of the best writers on TH-cam. Seriously, every sentence is an adventure. Thanks for sharing your creativity with us!

  • @brandonheckathorn3270
    @brandonheckathorn3270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not many people can take a leave of absence, not give a determined return date, and immediately get a sponsor. Youre doing great things!