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"So what do you do in your free time"
"Drink water"
"No like i mean hobbies and stuff"
"I know"
😂😂🤣 Best comment.
Me: "It's complicated."
"Did I stutter?"
im glad he knows about water
“No like I mean hobbies and stuff”
“Drink water”
“...you mean you just-“
*”Drink water”*
“That...that’s it? You just dri-“
*”D R I N K W A T E R”*
"beginner's water" lmao
Yeah no I started drinking water when I was like 14 and I've been hooked ever since
aL squeezy_tbh Jokes on you fucking donkey I’ve been drinking water since I was in the womb. It’s ridiculous how kids think they’re so special when they’re really not. 14 is how long my niece has been drinking lmao you’re not special bro
water is so overrated. Ive moved on to drinking air. #breathing™
Helena Bednarski how does womb water taste?
@@azerohiro like your mom
At this exact moment, my husband is doing his daily tap water ph balance test. I showed him this because... relevance. You know what his response was? "He didn't even touch on reverse osmosis." 🤦♀
divorce is always an option
@@MrPiotrV i mean if everything else in the relationship is great and his only negative is his concern for tap water PH balance, I'd consider that a W.
Haha! I am into aquariums and had the same thought. "Ackshually, a REAL water enthusiast would be remineralizing their own reverse osmosis water with a custom blend of chemical powders!" 😅(this is a real thing in the aquarium hobby for people living in areas with unreliable water quality)
@@MrPiotrV bro divorcing someone because they have an interest in water is just stupid
@@romancatholicgameing ever heard of jokes?
I had casually crocheted for about a decade, and recently joined r/knitting to learn to knit. The very first swatch I posted, I got a comment that said, "Your stockinette [most basic and recognizable knitting stitch] is twisted. Here's the link to fix it" and the link was someone who had documented every way to wrap and loop the stockinette stitch to twist or not twist with your preferred method of knitting/purling (there are 16 combos, btw). Because I like knitting and wanted to get better, I appreciated the link, but god I feel bad for the poor souls getting into a hobby casually that aren't looking for that kind of commitment lmao.
It’s more so that you can appreciate that people have thought about the intricacies of processes with the intention to do better than the day before.
So what, you're too sensitive even for tips on improvement?
@@toxic_narcissist did you not read the comment they said they appreciated the link
@@toxic_narcissist personally, when I'm new to something or doing something casually, I'm not interested in tips or criticisms. Maybe there's some sensitiviy there, but it's moreso that I want to play and have fun, instead of max my skills.
This is especially true for me with new video games, where i know I'm doing things "wrong" but i also know I'm having hella fun experiencing a game for the first time and just learning through play. Tips take away my opportunity to play and explore and just see what i can do.
And then if I'm actually trying to get good at something & I'm past that early exploration phase, i love constructive feedback.
Can you share the link?
“Beginner’s water” is the most Reddit thing I’ve ever heard
Yes.
Ha 421st like no more high time!
727th like!
I'm mentally deranged!!
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“I actually like to see the water between sips” sounds like a legit thing that someone would say if they were a hori glass drinker
Do people hate the period at the end of sentences now?
@@mittensfastpaw I hate it too.
@@brazencoronet17 Well at least I am not alone!
typical voris always thinking their better than us, at least i can take a bath with my water!
@@billionai4871 tom scott has a good video on literally everything
Happened with me with aquariums.
Started with a 5 gallon betta fish tank from Petco.
Found the aquarium subreddit and suddenly I have a dedicated fish room with 7 tanks with CO2 systems, pink crypts, and rare imported tropical fish. I'm even planning a trip to the Amazon river to see how freshwater aquarium fish are caught...
SAVE ME.
imagine having the money or time to dedicate that much into your hobby 😔
Good thing you started with a pretty big fish tank for one fish. If you went with anything smaller than a large bowl then that's how you'd get the wrath of aquarium reddit. Any of the hobby subs involving living things are a living hell
are you having fun? cuz thats what matters
Hahaha, I was going to make a comment on this video about how this happened to me with aquariums... thank you for saving me the trouble. I had a 5 gallon with a betta, now up to 6 tanks. The main problem is that I could easily talk for an hour about water chemistry and microfauna, and how I created complete functioning ecosystems, and it sometimes makes me a little mad that nobody wants to hear about it. Good luck with the Amazon trip, although I'd check out gvr's alternate recommendations. I've heard only bad things about wild catching of fish from the Amazon, unfortunately. I'm currently trying to breed corys in really hard water so I can start a local supply for my town, a far better option for the fish than wild imports.
God my parents did that too and now I am screaming for help they Just got their First saltwater Tank and are completely forgetting about me lmao, atleast the turtles are nice.
I realized I needed a flashlight for night walks with my dog. I browsed the flashlight subreddit. Now I could hold a seminar on lumen output and candela, flood vs. throw, lithium ion battery chemistry, color rendering index, correlated color temperature, the pros & cons of direct drivers vs. constant current, and which metals are best for heat sinking
i prefer measuring in foot candles rather than lumens. lumens can be very misleading.
@Google user one foot candle equals 10.76 lumens.
i was making a joke. fuckin nobody uses foot candles.
well. probably not many people, if at all.
@Google user holy shit people still use foot candles, i just googled it google user
@Google user i cant remember it exactly, but i do seem to recall they do technically measure something different, but somehow they measure they same thing. idk, it goes over my head a bit. perceived light vs the flow of light
Flashlights are the worst on the internet. I remember being on a forum where one of the longest threads were about people talking about flashlights. It was so weird that people started speculating that the thread was actually an undercover way of trafficking with drugs.
That and knife shaving, which was told to be a thread to hire hitmen
Jesus christ the "before" was so fast I didn't even realize I was watching the "after" lmaoo
Keishen Lloyd rofl. The same is true for me.
I had to fucking double-take by time the video ended. Deadass hit me with a science lesson before i knew what was happening
I didn't even realise there was a before until I saw this lmao
I saw this comment... then realised what was happening lol
@get gud It's part of the joke, calm down
"Beginner's water" killed me.
R.I.P. 2021 Foolish Fool
oh shit what gender are you
@@slendi9623 it's the lesbian flag
@@sukisukidaisuki5569 oh shit they got a country now?
"I thought you were American"
I'm lesbian and this comments are hilarious ngl😂
The uncontained laughter after saying "Dasani" and the following line gets me every time lmao
Daazenuts
I remember being a young teenager and thinking “reptiles are cool, I wonder if I could keep one as a pet” and down the rabbit hole I went. Before I knew it I was watching videos about hot conventions v. Normal competitions, protein differences in feeder bugs and reading heated debates over what type of sand to use. Let me tell you, some people get *really* passionate about their sand
I don't like sand. it's rough, course and it gets everywhere
@@diegoolivares1081I like sand. It’s rough, course, and it gets everywhere
@@diegoolivares1081 the perfect ingredient for any dish; a must-have if I say so myself
same but with a jumping spider
Sand bad. Reptile eat sand, he get compacted and die.
this man has a drinking problem
Casually plugging /r/drinkingproblems
*pours glass on eyeballs*
Surely you can't be serious?
@@J4hk2 Don't call me Shirley.
Its ok ProDZ, we are here to help you with rehab.
I visited the tea subreddit for some simple tea recommendations, but they were busy discussing the perfect type of charcoal to use in a tea stove
For simple, but going to assume just normal tea bags: Bigelow is a brand I like with a pretty wide variety. I'm personally a big fan of their spiced chai
Funny thing is, tea enthusiasts were doing that centuries ago.
Harney & Sons - Paris
Has been my favorite lately.
I visited the tea subreddit for some simple tea recommendations but the british empire was busy taking over half the globe so it could try different flavors.
My favorite is twinnings irish breakfast unless you prefer loose leaf tea.
Joined a table tennis subreddit(used to call it ping pong) for buying a paddle cause the university paddles are deteriorating. Few hours later I was considering shelling out 40 bucks or looking into pre-assembled over premade
Should I not call it ping pong??
@joaquingamarra3248 this was 9 months ago but ping-pong is a brand name and table tennis is more generic
@@xcapris3351 even though i haven't thought of it in at least a decade, i'm still calling it ping-pong.
@@xcapris3351 And here I thought ping pong was the sounds it makes...
@@n646nI mean, that's probably what the brand is named for
I cant believe ProZD predicted Neuvillette 5 years ago thats crazy.
Ah yes the comment I was searching for
I LITERALLY SEARCHED FOR THIS VIDEO IMMEDIATELY AFTER I SAW THE WATER LINE AND I STARTED WATCHING IT WITH FANCY VIOLIN MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND
"The power of water, is it's ability to take any shape."
This is how I felt on r/coffee. I thought I liked coffee but I guess not that much.
I know very well I don't like coffee, thats why I drown it in sugar and milk, then eventually just did away with the coffee and got caffinated gum.
r/coffee people think that drinking coffee is a defying personality trait
@@maybeoptify I mean when you are that into it , it kinda is. It’s not coffee that’s the trait though, it is more like snob.
@@kartikrao3813 wat?
If you like something then you like it. Period. Dont hold yourself to the standard of random people on the internet and think that you're not versed enough in something to "enjoy" it. Liking things shouldn't be stressful
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
@fjf sjdnx super throwback brah
@fjf sjdnx tHiS mEmE iS sO oLd It CaN nO lOnGeR eVeN bE cOnSiDeReD a JoKe
@fjf sjdnx I don't see your point actually, it appears you are quoting some rick astley 'never gonna give you up' but you got the words wrong 🤷♂️ lol
@fjf sjdnx and to be fair, if that is what you're doing...
That would still be a joke 👁️
@@user-yf9jq9do5n this is why everyone hates reddit. Cuz of ppl like you.
Pov: You left Neuvillette on idle mode.
I once looked up how to set up a chocolate fountain, and I came across what I can only describe as expensive chocolate elitists, who were ranting about how common chocolate brands should be completely avoided.
Author: He drank water
English teacher:
underrated 😂
Yo your profile pic just gave me major flashbacks.
Or "He took a sip of water"
As a fan of Tolkien and Robert Jordan, I think you've got it backwards.
Yo SOO UNDERRATED
This is what I love the most about the Internet. not these skits(though I do love them a lot)but the fact that there are entire communities built around so many things, and the excitement and wonder of finding them. It’s that sense of community that can never be achieved in person, outside of maybe a convention. It’s… addictive.
I appreciate this comment because a lot of the comments on this video seem to be criticizing this mindset, and although I'd agree that snobbishness sucks, it is cool that you can go so insanely deep into whatever you want through online communities. And it's not like it's really that new, it's just more accessible -- tea culture has been an insanely deep rabbit hole community for thousands of years for example.
Yeah nah, 95% of them are toxic as hell and full of gatekeepers. I hate the internet because it made me realize humanity is shit.
The only reason I've not become a suicide terrorist yet is the other 5%, which is genuinely great and heartwarming
Finally!!! I mean you shouldnt go in a place dedicated solely to discussions on drinking water if you dont wanna truly discuss every tiny facet of it. What else do you think is supposed to happen in such a place? Communities that are rude to begginers suck. But otherwise thats what a subreddit is for. Its for nerding out on the nichest topic imaginable with a bunch of equally nerdy strangers.
All 3 of you are absolutely terrible.
It always reminds me of that one XKCD comic: "Human subcultures are nested fractally. There's no bottom."
neuvillette
i was literally searching for this video just to send it to my friend and say neuvillette
Reddit sent me
There's actually a water subreddit called Hydro Homies lmao
It used to be waterniggas but that got banned just for the name lol it was actually fun and not snobby like other subreddits
The successor to r/waterniggas
@@St_Rizla LMAO of course Reddit had to ruin that...
@@sageryfrekenstein You sound like a mod
@@Utonian21 You sound like an asshole, and I have more important things to do than remove posts on a forum all day
*top 10 mistakes people make when choosing their favorite water (NEW 2020)*
:0 Rupty auch hier? :)
@If you read this then fuck off actually no people can have fake badges that look real and they dont get likes
was macht corrupted hier
@@vomix9370 it's a real verified badge though
@@ylerian8878 yes i didint say it was fake i knew it was real i even watch corrupted aka the commenter but sometimes fake ones can look so realistic you wont notice till you go on their channel and i dont think wveryone checks everyones channel
Hoyoverse really saw this video and decided to make a character based on it
I just knew the recent comments would be Genshin related lmaooo
I disagree, I prefer pH below 1. It separates the men from the boys.
*drinks lava*
@@cunningfox831 I’m more of a magma guy myself.
Sulfur is a nice mineral in water at this low of a ph
@@Taletad I mean I prefer it with apple cider vinegar, you know, keeping the acidity, but I heard that some people are drinking _alkaline water_ because they couldn’t handle the acidity. I mean, couldn’t be us, right?
Oh god no don’t do it!
It’s a miracle this guy still has a TH-cam channel after shaking up the water drinking community with such a controversial video.
I'm already brain-storming a PhD-thesis level twitlonger about how I was hashbang triggered
I know right, who In their right mind would recommend Aquafina?
@@alexleventis2244 Right? no one recommends Aquafina. Aquafina doesn't recommend Aquafina. Zephyrhills or die of dehydration, that's what I always say.
@@PoisonedRedBerry that isn’t everywhere that is in like Florida and maybe a couple more states nearby but yes zephryhills all the way
@@elijahaustin7454 what is a hashbang
I love how this gets recommended to me in the Neuvillete character demo 🗿🍷
Australia literally just had a 'best water taste testing festival', this video immediately came to mind
2 years later and I’m still marvelling about how he wrote 46 straight seconds of dialogue on drinking water
Thats monologue
@@BjrnOttoVasbottenbjovas acording to my ex, that`s a dialogue
@@zirilan3398 lmao
You’d be surprised. I somehow managed to write a 10 page paper on it.
@@psilosimon7911 can you put this online or somehow let us read it?
God, I love the way he just SPITS out the word "Dasani" with complete and utter contempt, absolutely *nails* that mindset.
I hate Dasani. I really do. It’s literally the worst thing you could drink on an airplane
The one part of the joke that was actually the truth
Makes it extra funny cause Dasani unironically tastes horrible lol. (and I tend to not care what water I drink.)
@@Shyvorix
you guys are all proving the video right!
.....tho I'm no different, I'm more of a tap water guy, or Fiji (sometimes arrowhead) if you have to go bottled ;D
Fucking despise all bottled water. Why do I have to pay money to poison myself with plastic filled, mediocre tasting water?!
Man predicted Neuvillette from Genshin.
I had a friend that really got into the water drinking hobby. He also preferred drinking out of a wide glass, but never washed it. He said doing so would get rid of the seasoning that had built up over the years. Apparently he became a bit of a controversial figure in the water enthusiasts community. Some people started calling him a "dirty hori".
is this real
@saltyralts you will never kno
I see what you did there.
I like how he scoffs at the simple mention of “Dasani”
I don't know much on water, but why is Dasani getting roasted? I mean its water right?
@The Tide Pod What made this "Dasani" so hated? What does the water even taste like?
@@nittayoshifumi8252 plastic
@@nittayoshifumi8252 idk how, but the water is sour. Like there's soap in it or something.
Anyone that loves themself would not drink Dasani. I feel more thirsty after drinking it than before
If water is so good, then why isn't water 2 released yet??
I know right...
water is the sequel, that's why is called H2O
the original was honestly garbage, most people just try and forget about it.
TheSalaryman Flavored water.
@@BettyWhite2171 you want flavoured water?
dragonwolf 789 Hell no but it exists
Neuvillette at some point probably
*Drinking water for beginners*
*part 1 of 7: the basics*
*34 minute video*
*addresses top 49 misconceptions*
*stresses importance of lip placement on glass*
*489 million views*
*#1 trending for gaming*
The last one REALLY sold it.
Perfect comment!
@@tonyth9240 aw shucks
Welcome to TH-cam bi-
Incredible.
When you’re trying to hit the 1,000 word requirement on your essay for water class
Ah, yes. Water class.
the best class
Sounds kinda "watered down"
I hear that the water class leaves students feeling all washed up.
@@marvinculannay4208 Ikr, and they are *drowning* in homework.
This video was already one of my favorites, but now I'm just gonna associate it with Neuvillette forever and I love it even more 😭 It's literally him lmaooooooooooo 😭😭😭 except he would say all these things completely seriously SDJFKLFJSKDF
My middle school science teacher was incredibly passionate about her belief that Dasani was far superior to Aquafina. When she did acidity tests, she once found water from Aquafina to be close to a pH of 3, so bad that she attempted to contact the company about the issue.
Water with a ph of 3 sounds very strange to me, as in im pretty sure she’s lying or had a faulty test
nah bruh. Impossible. Ph of 3 would burn your throat.
@dylanboyd6147 What? Sprite is pH 3.3, as well as several other carbonated beverages, what are you talking about?
@@dylanboyd6147 1 or any lower, even 1.5 being conservative is when you will feel your throat "hurting" anything above that is safe to drink FOR YOUR THROAT. as for the rest of the body, well lets hope you drank just some acidified carbonated water nothing else.
Aquafina is literally just bottled tap water. I feel sorry for the people who live near the local bottling plant, because you know that acidity isn't doing anything good for the pipes
Hobby subreddits for beneficial hobbies: "It ok to not know things, you're a beginner"
Hobby subreddits for drinking coffee: *i s t h a t a m r c o f f e e y o u p e a s a n t*
The never broken a bone subreddit: we must sacrifice our critics to the snap gods
Pesant
*pesant*
@@squeaktheswan2007 what ? Never broken a bone?!
That's a subreddit?
I did leave r/coffee for this reason
r/Coffee is pretty chill, though.
Spill the tea man... Or cofee
delve I can’t tell who is more pretentious-coffee lovers or audiophiles
+diesel828 But that's the thing: you'd expect r/Coffee to be really pretentious, but it's surprisingly not! Mostly people just hanging out, enjoying talking about coffee. People there for the most part don't act as if you _must_ drink coffee a certain way. Just drink it how you like.
@@brotendo headphones audiophile are divided into many sects. Which one?
People who enjoy water at pH 8 and above are so basic.
Cognitive Dissonance such an underrated comment 🙏🏾
I was waiting for someone to show up with this comment. +1
i dRiNK 14ph WAtEr
Also dead but you know.
The new fad for h2o is ph confusion. Every bottle in a 24 pack has a different ph level. It's the only way to hydrate!
Anyone else here because the genshin character Neuvillette’s idle lines actually just sound like this video
I was also here because someone posted this video on the genshin subreddit before it was removed
Neuvilette be like:
Me: *Drinks water with a plastic cup*
Water enthusiasts: *wAtER yOu dOiNG tHErE, siR!?*
Personally every time I drink water out of a plastic cup it always tastes shittier than a normal verty. Horis also seem to not have as much flavor as well so as aforementioned, I prefer vertys.
My biggest problem with Horries is that they always seem to taste a little like dust. like even if they're cleaned out and everything you get that residual scratchy throat from swallowing dust..... How do people even use such an inferior method!
water fuck
Me:*Drinks water straight from the sink*
Water Enthusiast:What are you-aaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaAaaaa*Dies from a heart attack*
Water enthusiasts seem like the last kind of people I want to associate myself with
How teachers wants you to explain an answer:
"What is water? Write a three page essay" always hated that kind of question
@@2MeterLP You could describe hydrogen bonds and stuff like that.
No f-ing way. I've had this pic as my profile pic for 3 years and I never thought I'd see a fellow facepalm arab
@@peterisgrifs4277 Rejoice!
Want*
Neuvillette be like:
Neuvillette when you're idle in Genshin be like:
i like how r/water actually got taken over by ProZD fans for a while lmao
Is there an actual water drinking subreddit?????
@@luchadorito there's almost a subreddit for everything
@@luchadorito r/hydrohomies
This... This is actually a thing...?!
@@georgethakur that's more soda hating and encouraging you to stay hydrated than what's in this video
As a beginner drinker, this was very useful
The trick is not to learn everything at first. Work your self up. Try different waters and find what you like. I don't think ice is right or wrong. It is a preference.
Later go to some claner water. Once youve mastered those, youre ready to drink some brand waters like Smart or Fiji
me llamo Jeff
We don’t speak about flavored water.
Joe smh another ice-indecisionist. thought the mods cleared y’all out. Soft-icer here, despite the perceived low class nature, gas station ice is my go-to, always a great size for the occasional chew, easy on the teeth, and doesn’t clump up as much as other brands. Non-icers can blow me
@@Mr_Spaghetti Okay I know we're all memeing and whatnot but legit gas station ice is best ice, I dont know why all places dont use it.
"The power of water, is it's ability to take any shape."
Neuvillette the chief justice
This guy just contradicted his opinion.
He promotes a high travel velocity of the water then goes on to say that he prefers a wide glass. Clearly a taller glass would increase travel velocity
I think he wanted to balance out the speed of the water as well as the enjoyment of the activity so none are too fast or slow
Well, you see- a short and wide glass is going to ensure a more even sip across the pallet along with a higher water velocity.
Me? I make my water at home.
Y'all are missing a pretty important detail here: He wants maximum travel velocity down the throat, to decrease time spent without water in the mouth and decrease choking. Water is to sit in the mouth for a moment of tasting, so velocity from bottom of glass to stomach is irrelavant because it is stopped briefly between those points.
Actually, you’re wrong. According to a certain law in physics (I can’t remember the name, I’ll edit the comment when I do) The difference in height and width of the cylinder won’t have any effect on the potential energy of the water flow. It looks like it should be approximately the same in this case. The water pressure is still the same, the viscosity of the water is the same, and of course gravity hasn’t changed, ergo it shouldn’t effect the water flow at all.
But is the mouth opened wider by a wider or narrower glass? Flow rate of a substance is a function of the internal pressure of the substance and the cross sectional area of the opening through which it's flowing (this is intuitive at extremes: a pin prick hole has decreased flow rate from a vast opening).
Either way though, as I said, it's irrelevant due to the tasting phase.
"no go", "if you must go", "is the way to go", the reddit terminology is so on point in this video
Yessss lmao. The smug "if you MUST go bottled..." got me 🤣
Unrealistic. No go is a military phrase, and Redditors hate veterans outside military sub-reddits.
Uhm yikes sweaty. Wow. Really going to call me out like that frienderino?
@No Comment illogical
@Alex Summers
Illogical if you are a jingo
This was me with Scotch 🤣 I went from drinking whatever bottom shelf vodka on-sale I could find at the bar to now not touching any type of alcohol unless it’s a single malt Scotch served neat in a glencairn glass at room temperature 😂
Glad you drink it at room temperature, and with any luck you don’t have ice added either
My buddy was getting rid of his old Lego collection and took a photo of him and i sorting all the pieces and it caused a whole discourse over the “correct” way to sort your legos
“This guy is such a beginner when it comes to water you wanna look up this other guy that knows way more than this guy”
Paging waterguy12 !
Kyle Beats jj
Kyle beats yay
yo whatup kyle, i didn't expect to see you here.
Kyle Beats Fancy meeting you here. 🌼🤙🏻😎
So this is what happens when you talk about anime to your non-weeaboo friends
StickMaster500 it depends if they’ve seen anime before or if you have to explain what anime is
Yes.
Aww yea love it
@@CraftyTheTeller Watch JoJo. You'll come to known what true art is.
As the non-weeb friend, I can confirm.
Neuvillete mains be like
Neuvillette Genshin Impact:
Hmm spoken like a true master. However, I prefer my water directly from the vase.
There's a cat that hangs out in my yard that prefers water directly from the _birdbath._
_The gross, slimy, scummy birdbath that hasn't been cleaned in years._ It's not my cat, but I actually chase it away because I can't stand to even _watch it_ drink that stuff, yet _the dumb thing keeps coming back._ 🤢
@@ChaosRayZero bird-poop water is a delicacy in some circles. God knows, the bird enjoy it.
There are places where they eat bird nest soup. Apparently water with bird poop in it really is a delicacy.
Nice pfp
Gives the water a robust vegetal flavor. Try soaking roses in it for a subtle, yet elegant, flowery aroma.
This Is Neuvillette in 46 seconds
Just like keyboard layouts. Spacebar size, thumb keys, same finger bigrams, layout analysis tools, ortho vs staggered, hand alternation, heatmaps, and a dozen other metrics all for the sake of what letters should go where.
That man must love water.
The Derp Chaos but how clean is it?
But has he tried salty tears from his enemies? They're far better than the average water bottle.
Is the water
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Clean?
Cant live without it amirite
Obsession is not love.
"to make sure you get 𝐦𝐚𝐱𝐢𝐦𝐮𝐦 travel velocity down the throat"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
How do you do the fancy font
@@shempai1166 copy pasta
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@Jagar Tharn paste
The phrase “beginner’s water” is hilarious every single time.
How the frick did u just entertain me for 46 seconds about a freaking glass of water
Cuz 46 seconds aint much lmao what an attention span
@@moohypunter6177 He must be someone who drinks water of a pH of 8 since he's so basic.
To be fair, it was a horie.
@@solidsnake5644 A masterful joke! 👏👏👏
@@moohypunter6177 it was a rant about water, that took talent to write.
People like him make me shutter, he acts like he knows everything about water and the culture that surrounds it, people like me have been drinking water since birth and are very offended. Don’t appropriate culture guys.
shutter
@@thatoneguy9582 Yeah, he closed his blinds so he would never have to see the horrors of society again
This point would be entirely valid for some things posted on reddit or TH-cam.
@@thatoneguy9582 Don't make fun of him, he might be blinds.
Rechitech *N I C E*
It took me a minute to realize that the "before" was the first 4 seconds, while the rest was the "after."
Fun Fact: There is actually a subreddit for water enthusiasts called r/hydrohomies. It also has 1.2 million users.
It’s almost like he’s been drinking water his whole life
Are you joking?
@@jasonanderson5287 Obviously we all know he drinks mtn dew his whole life
😂😂😂
Haha that's silly
Jason Anderson r/woooosh
r/HydroHomies motto is "If the pee ain't clear death in near."
@DasRandomMan r/H2Ohoes
You mean r/watterniggas?
Syn Shinsha r/H2hOes
guess I've been flirting with death most of my life.
If I keep chugging beers I'm solid then, roger that!
Hearing someone say ‘Beginner’s water’ has the same energy as some Uruk captain from Shadow of Mordor getting my attention by barfing all over the ground and then following up by shouting how he’s going to enjoy testing his *a d v a n c e d p a i n t e c h n i q u e s* on me!
This man predicted WaterTok. I'm shook.
“Maximum travel velocity down the throat”
Out of all the places I thought I'd find you, this was not one of them. Love your videos :)
huehuehue
Uhhh, giggity?
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th-cam.com/video/avFP67EIYvo/w-d-xo.html ,.,
I love going on the subreddit dedicated to the skills that make up my professional career and getting told by a bunch of 16 year olds that I don’t know shit.
Do you think they'd spend all their time on reddit talking shit if they actually had those skills? I have no clue what your trade is, but if I had the genuine ability to teach an experienced professional I'd be out charging for it.
What career, lol
@@bloodyhell8201 looks like he shoots videos for soundclown rappers I don't think he has a career
@@fakename287 have you considered being a cameraman is a job? unless its video creation that you're talking about, but i mean thats still considered a job nowadays
@@lucaxtshotting2378 Depends on the subreddit, you can find the dumbest people in the world if you know where to look. Specifically in opinion-heavy subreddits, i.e. political subs.
NUEVILETTE HUMAN FORMMMM
I played dnd for a bit and got a little too into it at the time, part of which came from being on several dnd subreddits. The way people talk about the game, multiclass builds to get more powerful, debate good, bad and underused spells, and debate the exact wording of different rules within the game to the point that specifying RAW (rules as written) vs RAI (rules as intended) is a refrain on almost every post. And don’t get me started on the people who feel the need to post all of their calculations for average damage in the chat. It was fun for a minute, but now I realize that I just want to sit around a table with some friends, play a silly game, and have some fun adventures.
r/hydrohomies would like a word with you.
Watering gas is going with my pen is huge and a huge huge pen in the middle of my rectum
@@benjaminjones8782 What the fuck?
@@willieearles3151 do not disturb him, he is speaking facts
how fucking tired must i have been to write that?
@@benjaminjones8782 more than 2
Not just Reddit, literally any niche hobby.
I recently got interested in mechanical keyboards, was immediately called out for choosing to buy a brand keyboard rather than building my own/buying enthusiast level as my first mechanical, when I mentioned that it was a K70 M.2 with MX reds. All I wanted to know is why it seemed like people though reds were useless for typing, because I was having no issues doing program code with them.
The elitism and gatekeeping in niche communities is frankly ridiculous.
oof! I dunno where you found those assholes, but if you wanna know if a keyboard is right for you, go try some out at a store. If it feels good, then you can commit a bit of money to the hobby. There is absolutely no reason to learn how to solder and program microcontrollers just for the luxury of maybe a more pleasant keyboard feel. I mean, I did, but for other reasons, and I certainly didn't build my own first keeb (since it'd've been ~6x more expensive
@@okuno54 I do a fair amount of writing too, and the only real complaint I can consider with the reds is that I occasionally worry I'm coming down to hard on them when trying to speed-type at train of thought speeds. Under normal circumstances I'm not even fully depressing them, I hit them to roughly the same depth as my previous rubber dome keyboard, and have yet to have any issues with failures to register, or even doubling.
None of my local stores carry mechanicals, let alone in a format where you can test before purchase. I actually wound up choosing reds, because I thought about the idea of a 'tactile' switch that feels different halfway down and came to the conclusion that sounded like it would feel jarring. Also heavier input necessary on the common types.
Meanwhile, the reds are actually pretty close to the level of force needed for most rubber domes.
reddit is just gatekeeping: the website.
People build there own keyboards?
pelican antics
Oh buddy. People build their own mattresses. The rabbit hole goes deep and everyone seems like they’re on the autism spectrum.
pov: neuvillette
Perfect representation of custom keyboards on the various subs, still love them though
Eh, I’m more of a “Straight from the pond” water person.
Edit: Thank’s for the gold, kind strangers.
I hate your comment in the right way
Perfect comment lmao
Seeing the edit without the (edited) next to your comment made this the best comment I've seen in a while
@@adiabadic yeup lol
@@adiabadic Shit I didn't even notice
I was so confused
This human being needs to live forever.
But if it was only him, we wouldn't be able to watch his amazing videos.
Oh wow you’re right
Yay!
TALLDUDESTV His memes will keep him alive for generations to come 😃
I wish I could donate my life force to him.
Even nearly half a decade later, “beginners water” still gets me.
Thank you Dr. Angela Collier for bringing me to this video.
This was r/swords for me, and this is 90% accurate. You forgot the part where they get mad and destroy your soul and dignity for every little mistake.
Imagine thats where you go if you want your soul destroyed for thinking katanas are cool.
About 70% of people there are idiots who say the katana is bad because iM cOoL aNd I gO aGaInSt MaInStReAm MeDiA, 25% think the katana is the greatest sword ever created, and 5% either don't care, or have tried a katana, and discovered that the longsword is, in fact,more versatile, probably better, but who cares because I T ' S A F U C K I N G S W O R D
@@appleyanimator6541 people would care if swords were as acceptable as guns. Seriously look at r/guns.
@@justas423 If I could wipe out every gun from the world and all the knowledge people have of firearms, I would. Not because I have anything against guns, but because going back to sword and shield would be way more badass.
@@appleyanimator6541 Alright just my two cents but:
I watch a few medieval weapon enthusiast channels. Just for fun really. I just like the look and design of the weaponry and armor in general.
These channels are quite respectful, like Skalagrim or Shadiversity.
So in defense of r/swords, even though I don't have reddit and don't care to have it, you can still very much discuss weaponry and enjoy detailed explanations, theories, etc...without therefore being disrespectful. Conversely, if a person doesn't really know what he/she's talking about and mentions something completely false with utmost certainty and no evidence, it's entirely justified if more knowledgeable people then chastise this person.
That isn't really about going against mainstream media and more about ensuring factual information is supported over non-factual nonsense.
There is no such thing as having a hobby that's disrespectful on it's own right (so long as it doesn't put people into harms way, of course), it's more that certain behavior is toxic, and literally every single community has a vocal toxic minority.
Lmao just another fanboy. Anyone with basic critical thinking skills will know the versatility of the Dasani line. Don't let this guy's biased review sway you.
Fish For Thought Shut the fuck up with that bullshit. Dasani is *not* a fresh water brand, you are putting unnecessary minerals in your fucking body.
@@anayos6726 No seriously, not joking. Fuck Dasani.
Dasani's the worst, only true water fans drink pure sea water
It tastes fucking terrible and they put unnecessary minerals in it that aren’t even good for you.
*critical drinking skills
The timing on this thing is EXCELLENT.
This reminds me of my favorite bit from the old Penn and Teller show where they pranked some couple into ordering fancy gourmet water, all named and described eloquently and served from fancy bottles, and all from a hose.
Seriously. When I heard a few years back that a restaurant (in LA, I think?) had actually hired a "water sommelier," my response was "didn't Penn and Teller do this as a joke?"
Oh man, the "cute-ification" of terms is so accurate; "verties and hories" captures that perfectly!
Honestly
oh man iz bed
water iz good
i am a vertie
Dude, this guy is so funny cause the voices are just great and his line writing is too. I just love the small bits, they’re so good.😂
@@illuminaticake4528 honestlies
Annoying party fact: That's called a diminutive!
Please send me some. We barely have any water on Tatooine.
General Kenobi!
I would but it would all flow away from you, as you have the high ground.
Well hello there..
Aquafina can't save you Obi-Wan, only my new filter can do that
Paul Esparza is that your lightsaber or are you just happy to see me?
This is still one of my all-time favorite TH-cam videos. It's so accurate it hurts.
Reading about WaterTok just makes me think about this. Makes me weep
I used to be a passionate water drinker. I drank every day and actually really enjoyed it. Now that I discovered the subreddit I learned that my hobby is a lot more complicated than I expected, and I am convinced that I have to invest at least $4,000 for the proper equipment, before I can start to drink again. And even then I am rather in the beginner's price range. Also the exercises and everything. It actually stresses me. I think i am not good at drinking water. I'll give up on it and go back to breast milk/alcohol....
Imagine drinking out of a verty
(this post was made by the hory gang)
Verty is strictly better, verty glasses have a much higher volume on average which means more hydration per glass, and I consider hpg the most important metric when it comes to picking out glasses to drink from.
TheRaptorsClaw.. I’m curious where you have received this information from. Because on average, horys do indeed have more volume for getting maximum hydration. Furthermore, horys are more comfortable to hold, therefore horys have less of a chance of spilling and wasting your pristine water.
@@Dizee. most horys can only get so wide to increase volume before you have to use two hands, and I truly believe a verty is easier to grasp, you don't have to stretch your hand so wide. Retains that comfortable hand feel.
TheRaptorsClaw.. If you must use two hands to grasp a hory without dropping it, you’re most likely a child. I strongly recommend that children don’t get into professional water drinking until around the age of 18. Also, after placing down a hory on a flat surface, the base of the hory is a lot wider than a verty, therefore giving it a way less likely chance of spilling your precious water. The surface area on the base of a verty is way more prone to fall and shatter, and potentially injure somebody. That is why I recommend using horys to decrease your chances of death.
Omg I don’t know if I’m in TH-cam comment or reddit anymore
Every true water lover knows that water tastes different at different temperatures
It really does. The time you drink water is also important. For instance, late at night after you abruptly wake up mid-sleep.
Oh Legendary Water Monks,wisest of wise won't thou tell me the best water to drink?
Ice cold water immediately after waking up is the best. After that slightly cool water or even room temperature water works fine.