I still cannot wrap my brain around why, even after 9 years of this, there are still people who think the whiniest and most fragile crybaby on Earth is admirable
FACTS! because what he's accusing Biden of, he did himself as far as distributing FEMA aid. The hypocrisy of this guy is amazing, but he can only get away with this because the media isn't doing its job.
While the likes of (I believe it was) GOPer Nancy Mace advocate for defunding FEMA and eliminating emergency shelters! I know my congress critter (R) voted against funding FEMA recently, and he was in no way alone. Almost all of his craven cronies voted *against funding for FEMA* the day before Helene's landfall. As cruel and NOT Brilliant as ever ... I've already voted BLUE on every single item on my small town IL ballot, though (HELLO DEMS!) there were SIX vacant D slots with only an R running for re-election! I left 'em blank, but DUH! Get your stuff together LOCAL DEMS! These would have been your races to lose -- and lose them you did, by not even throwing your hats in the ring, and ceding everything to the ReTHUGs instead. Prove you're smarter than the cruel GQP, will ya!?
God bless public servants, at FEMA and throughout the government, who do their jobs. Don't vote for purely self-serving people like Trump. If you look at their history it's clear that Biden, Harris, and Walz are public servants.
I live in Georgia but we did not get the impact you all did. So glad to hear you all are getting the help you need from FEMA. God bless you all. VOTE 💙🇺🇸
Thank you Jimmy K, your writers, producers, and helpers. Great job on this and the other shows you bring us. Sometimes you have to laugh to keep your sanity in these dark times. Let's keep on fighting for our democracy and never give up!
Oh? He had Trump on tape saying that he knew that COVID was deadly and communicable in March and April 2020. Trump repeatedly lied about COVID for months, saying it would die out by Easter, for example, and that it was no worse than the flu. Woodward didn't point out the lies until several months later, not until he published his book. Rather than protect the country, he kept quiet to maximize sales. I lost respect for Woodward then and am not inclined to forgive him.
@@msvulcanspockYeah! And he could have told us that Trump knew how devastating Covid could be in February 2020 and failed to prepare us for it. Instead Bob saved that information for his book.
You could see Joe's true opinion shine through, when he called Trump a clown in a debate 4 years ago. Trumps antics were bad enough that Biden lost his professional politeness there for a sentence. And I loved it (:
💙 PLEASE don't assume anything about this election, folks! A lot of people thought Hillary Clinton would easily win in 2016, so a lot of people in swing states stayed home during that election… Vote early to save time and vote blue to save our democracy! 💙
Save our democracy you gotta be kidding me😂 If anything it's the democrats that wanna take away free speech and our 2nd ammendment yall are so brain wash
I can't either believe that close to half the population of the US are brainless, but it has happened before. These days, technology will serve an idiot to convince other idiots about his lies, better than it serves inteligent People. Idiots do believe everything on their Phone is true, they have no clue about what an Algorythm is. 😢😢😢
American here living in a largely MAGA town, and the only thing I can come up with is they _really_ don't think about it very hard. They've voted (R) down the ballot for every election since they turned 18 regardless of who's on it, and they do mental gymnastics worthy of the Olympics to make it make sense to themselves. Lately there's been a lot more demonizing the other side too, from both sides of the aisle. Makes it basically impossible to have a conversation that doesn't devolve into personal attacks. Worst thing about it is that conservatives are the types who are usually pretty hard on crime and wouldn't have given the time of day to a candidate with *34 felony convictions!* We're living in some crazy alternate reality now.
MAGAists still have home phones and answer unknown numbers. But that gives them plausibility when Trump declares victory at 10pm EST. The 'voter integrity volunteers ' are going to dispute ballots in swing states. Then state legislatures pull hijinks and the supreme court anoints Trump king.
Every time I watch Jimmy Kimmel I picture Trump watching because we all know he can’t help himself, he has to hear what Jimmy’s saying about him. Knowing that Trump is watching makes Jimmy’s Trump jokes that little bit sweeter🥰
It’s so heartbreaking, and frustrating, having to come to terms with the realization that this many of our fellow Americans can still support Trump at this point. This race should not be this close. I mean, wtf!? Smh. 😔
According to a secret recording of Trump by Lev Parnas it turns out that *TRAITOR TRUMP IS AIDING PUTIN'S ATTEMPT TO STEAL UKRAINE'S OIL AND MINERAL RESOURCES* War criminals Cheney and Bush went into Iraq to steal their oil for the U.S,... *TRAITOR TRUMP AND MAGA POLITICIANS ARE DOING IT FOR PUTIN AND RUSSIA* _Ukraine has tremendous natural resources for meeting domestic oil and gas production needs, with estimates of approximately 900 billion cubic meters of proven reserves of natural gas. In Europe, Ukraine ranks second for gas reserves._ *Is Trump and MAGA's Congressional sabotaging of Ukraine making more sense now ?*
@@janicesawyerr6584I hate to say this, but the victim of the first accident Tesla truck vs pedestrian will look horrific - and hopefully send Tesla a 100s of millions bill for recklessness. How did this even make it through any security check?
I received my mail-in ballot from Florida. Voting 💙 all the way, but waiting to mail it until I'm sure the Florida Post Offices aren't all under 10' of storm surge.
This "bombshell" probably would've ended most Presidential campaigns. But for Donald, it's just another ordinary day of chaos. I continue to be infuriated with how we normalize his behavior now. Please get out and vote for Kamala everyone; we CANNOT let that monster back into the White House!
@@JKFlaker Fortunately I have heard a lot of Republicans say that Jan 6 is the reason they will not vote Republican this year, and people saying they will never vote Republican again because of Trump 💙
Idk if it's "NEW" or the the fact that severely troubled 8th-graders feel comfortable showing their true colors in the company of fellow troubled 8th graders. I sus the latter. THAT'S what his 9 children have to look to for guidance twd adulthood.
Why do people still vote republican at this point? Ignorance? Dumbness?? Being CHEAP?? Following the crowd instead of thinking for oneself? None of that is any good.
The Trump administration diverted funds from various government agencies, including the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA), to pay for border wall construction. The U.S.-Mexico southern border is 1,954 miles. Only 450 miles of border fencing was built and Mexico did not pay for it. The national debt increased 40.43%.
@@drexina New construction equipment, bulldozers, trucks, cranes, were set up in new construction sites. That new equipment wasn't used, but was sent away to someone else.
Kamala has zero beliefs. None. She just does what she thinks will keep her in power. Just look at her unbelievable contradictions over the years on issues such as fracking, the border, the police, illegal immigration, taxation etc.
I voted today. It was surprisingly busy, mostly older retirees. Almost everyone thanked the poll workers for their service. I live in a quiet little town where people are civil to each other. I hope that poll workers everywhere are treated with the respect they deserve.
Unironically your comment with about a dozen others have exactly 179 likes at the time of this comment. All bots. Also ironically a lot with no replies 👀👀
We should all acknowledge the brilliant writers on the Jimmy Kimmel show! Seth, Colbert, and even sometimes Fallon do good work, but Kimmel's monologues are _crafted_ like no others.
the part that disgusted me the most was musk and tucker laughing about the lack of assassination attempts, the 2 of those cackling hens together was more than my brain (or stomach) could handle
Why aren't they arrested for suggesting such a thing about the President? It's scary to think some knucklehead could take that idea seriously and attempt it. That's practically inciting something.
They are two out of touch elitists yacking it up because they know the system works for them. That they will never suffer any consequences for anything. (Even the mildest criticism. They can it censorship and cancel culture.)
It was really disturbing, seeing two people with some of the largest audiences left in this fractured media ecosystem essentially calling for political assassinations
So yall okay with the border, inflation, lgbtq BS, Kamala lies, and her total lack of leadership and the fact she can't answer a question genuinely without rambling to another topic. How you think they gonna handle forgein policies especially with the wars going on yall people are so lost.
Because America is a Plutocracy: By The Wealthy, For The Wealthy. America has 4% of the world's population, yet 20% of the world's prisoners. Of that number, only THREE are billionaires. And that's not because they commit less crimes. Free nation, indeed.
As a European guy it just keeps stunning me that there's even a single American taking Trump seriously, let alone vote for him. It's unbelievable. He's a joke.
Wow. Elon's laughter about someone regrettably not being killed was so repulsive. To be clear, I would find equally repulsive anyone doing the same about Trump. My gosh, why so psychopathic?
Am on the Job! heading straight to Florida! as I post this! first stop? Palm beach Florida! !@debi6657 Where ? would you want me ' to scatter what is left of Ma-Ra-Lago? 💦
How can the true GOP still support this guy? I just don't understand it OUR Democracy is on the line this is not about a party it's about the country people!!!! Notice he didn't say he was going to sue Bob Woodward because he knows that Woodward has the receipts! Vote up and down the ballot BLUE November 5th, 2024!!!!💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
Canadian observer here. I have recently checked news in the U.K. and some other European countries and it seems to me that many, many people in Canada and other NATO countries cannot wrap our heads around the fact that Trump has the support of at least 40% of Americans. How is this even possible? It boggles the mind!
Scotland here. I don't understand why anyone would vote for him? He offers nothing but false promises and lies. Its not even funny anymore, its actually worrying!!! He is a total embarrassment and disaster for America!! 💙
Thank you, Scotland, land of my family. Didn't vote for him the first time, won't vote for him this time. We got out by a hair of him driving us into the ground and selling us out. And I'm still not sure we're safe from him. Amazing the destruction from one man and his rats.
The AMERICAN economy right now: 1. The U.S. added 254,000 jobs in September, far exceeding expectations.💙 2. The unemployment rate fell from 4.2% in August to 4.1% .💙 3. The Labor Department report showed that *wage growth* continued to outpace inflation. 4. Today, in the USA, inflation is lower than in Britain, France and Germany. We are voting for *KAMALA* to keep this booming economy going. 💙
To be fair... those numbers don't reflect the actual financial situation of your average American family. Nearly every single thing has gone up 50-100% in 4 years...
@@Nookdashiddolethe tangerine toddler thanks you for defending him. As the supposed strong man and millionaire and best businessman ever he REALLY needs that. You really still believe in trickle down or do you just want to control women and minorities? Best check the way WW2 ended for fascists
Aside from basically throwing the people of Puerto Rico to the wolves after Hurricane Maria; Donald Trump threw a massive fit on social media after being rightly criticized by the governor of Puerto Rico and the mayor of San Juan.
He jokes of Trump very strongly, that I can tell you. Nobody's ever seen anything like it. Jokes of Trump that nobody thought possible and it's going to happen very, very soon. Silence of the Lamb they're eating the dogs.
A couple of weeks ago Trump spewed this gem; several times….’IF I WON the election there wouldn’t be these wars’. First….THAT PROVES HE DAMN WELL KNOWS HE LOST. He damn well knew from ‘DAY ONE’. Second….Putie and Bibi would have NEVER thought for ONE second: ‘Hmmmm…maybe I shouldn’t go to war; Donnie wouldn’t it’. 🙄🤨.
Same counts for black folks, immigrants and all the other Americans. Everyone voting for trump votes against their own interests, they just don't know it because they are brainwashed.
They would dominate their daughters to have a baby they feel they are not ready for. Why indeed would a mother do that to someone they supposedly love.
I still cannot wrap my brain around why, even after 9 years of this, there are still people who think the whiniest and most fragile crybaby on Earth is admirable
It's Matt Damon's birthday today. Be nice to him 😂😅
Leaving a comment for you, pretty lady. 😍 Also, they're in a cult, all we can do is keep showing them reality. 💙
Bot be gone
Trump has been sane washed by his supporters and right wing media for years. Apparently a lot of people watch right wing media. Go figure.
Let this decade of Trump end.
Vote Blue!
💙💙💙💙
Every accusation is a confession, a gaslighting narcissist who lack empathy. A projection of things he has done to others.
Unironically your comment with about a dozen others have exactly 379 likes at the time of this comment. All bots.
FACTS! because what he's accusing Biden of, he did himself as far as distributing FEMA aid. The hypocrisy of this guy is amazing, but he can only get away with this because the media isn't doing its job.
Lmao I'm not a bot
It’s astonishing how much he does just that!
Right, thank you for bringing that up about Kimmel. And you fell for it. Tsk.tsk.
I live here in South Georgia where Hurricane Helene did a lot of damage and FEMA has done a wonderful job. God Bless President Joe Biden
While the likes of (I believe it was) GOPer Nancy Mace advocate for defunding FEMA and eliminating emergency shelters! I know my congress critter (R) voted against funding FEMA recently, and he was in no way alone. Almost all of his craven cronies voted *against funding for FEMA* the day before Helene's landfall. As cruel and NOT Brilliant as ever ... I've already voted BLUE on every single item on my small town IL ballot, though (HELLO DEMS!) there were SIX vacant D slots with only an R running for re-election! I left 'em blank, but DUH! Get your stuff together LOCAL DEMS! These would have been your races to lose -- and lose them you did, by not even throwing your hats in the ring, and ceding everything to the ReTHUGs instead.
Prove you're smarter than the cruel GQP, will ya!?
God bless public servants, at FEMA and throughout the government, who do their jobs. Don't vote for purely self-serving people like Trump. If you look at their history it's clear that Biden, Harris, and Walz are public servants.
I live in Georgia but we did not get the impact you all did. So glad to hear you all are getting the help you need from FEMA. God bless you all. VOTE 💙🇺🇸
Same here
I live in Greenville South Carolina and Jimmys jokes and getting under trumps flabby skin is absolutely perfect 😂
I'm sitting here in FL waiting for Milton...
Thank you Jimmy K, your writers, producers, and helpers. Great job on this and the other shows you bring us. Sometimes you have to laugh to keep your sanity in these dark times. Let's keep on fighting for our democracy and never give up!
The Leon Musk and Carlson clip was nauseating 🤢 I LOATHE these repugnant monsters.
Well said! My sentiments exactly.
@@thedannybseries8857seriously? You have to ask? Wow
I even loathe seeing a tesla on the road!
@@thedannybseries8857 Hellooo?
Why are they not getting visited by the Secret Service for the assassination talk? I'm pretty sure that's not under the First Amendment.
Tucker and Elon. That's a whole lot of vile in one room.
Absolutely ❤
You have no idea or logical reasoning as to why you think they’re vile.
@@jonb4248 someone’s been taking their ivermectin
And theyre saying kamala is an elitist because she drank a beer with Colbert 😂😂😂
@jonb4248 You have absolutely no relationship with logical reasoning apparently.
Bob Woodward, you are a great man and a great American! Thank you for your service! Live long and prosper.
Trump sucks real hard
Woodward is CIA.
He could have testified at the Jan 6th insurrection investigation.
Oh? He had Trump on tape saying that he knew that COVID was deadly and communicable in March and April 2020. Trump repeatedly lied about COVID for months, saying it would die out by Easter, for example, and that it was no worse than the flu. Woodward didn't point out the lies until several months later, not until he published his book. Rather than protect the country, he kept quiet to maximize sales. I lost respect for Woodward then and am not inclined to forgive him.
@@msvulcanspockYeah! And he could have told us that Trump knew how devastating Covid could be in February 2020 and failed to prepare us for it. Instead Bob saved that information for his book.
Joe still respects the office of President that’s why he doesn’t curse unnecessarily ❤🎉
You could see Joe's true opinion shine through, when he called Trump a clown in a debate 4 years ago.
Trumps antics were bad enough that Biden lost his professional politeness there for a sentence.
And I loved it (:
It is no shock that trump is trying to force himself on America after she said no
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Touché 🤺
Tucker and Elon part of the freak offs
Maybe TRUMP will be wearing an ORANGE jumpsuit by Christmas!..🙏
😂That's a good one. If she could only sue him for defamation and have him locked up.
Just because you're rich, does *not* mean you're smart, OR classy. Trump and Musk *both epitomize* that.
Musk has turned to a goof..
Turned? @@calgreg2569
He inherited an Emerald mine (blood diamonds at that and fell up. Trump and Musk are conjoined twins who got separated at birth mo. Vote blue❤ty.
Well both of are try rich because they took money that wasn’t there’s, Musk with government contracts and Trump well you know.
@calgreg2569 drugs for his neuro link
Fox fact checking trump, wow!! Damn miracles do happen!!
Ingraham especially, DAAAAMN! 😧
$800 million is a hard lesson 🤣✌
@@bobdamano9606 with stil more on the way, no wonder they keep Tarlow on...
@@jjburgess1583
Good... for nothing ! 😎🤣🤣🤣
Right. But who was there to fact check Fox ? They lie as much as tRumpTy does.
Watching from Alberta Canada 🇨🇦
We all Love your show Jimmy ❤❤
💙 PLEASE don't assume anything about this election, folks! A lot of people thought Hillary Clinton would easily win in 2016, so a lot of people in swing states stayed home during that election…
Vote early to save time and vote blue to save our democracy! 💙
Save our democracy you gotta be kidding me😂 If anything it's the democrats that wanna take away free speech and our 2nd ammendment yall are so brain wash
Yes, DON'T get complacent - GET OUT and VOTE !!! 💙💙💙
@toqtoq3361
It's America, the Land of Plenty. There are literally millions of pompous and deranged morons ready to take Trump's place.
History repeats...same outcome as 2016. You are all losers!
Amen. I did 🇺🇸
Aussie here, how on earth are the polls so close. He is insane, I don't understand
Polls aren’t close. Pshaw. HARRIS/WALZ 2024 🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸🎉
Same 🤦🏻♀️
I can't either believe that close to half the population of the US are brainless, but it has happened before. These days, technology will serve an idiot to convince other idiots about his lies, better than it serves inteligent People. Idiots do believe everything on their Phone is true, they have no clue about what an Algorythm is. 😢😢😢
American here living in a largely MAGA town, and the only thing I can come up with is they _really_ don't think about it very hard. They've voted (R) down the ballot for every election since they turned 18 regardless of who's on it, and they do mental gymnastics worthy of the Olympics to make it make sense to themselves. Lately there's been a lot more demonizing the other side too, from both sides of the aisle. Makes it basically impossible to have a conversation that doesn't devolve into personal attacks.
Worst thing about it is that conservatives are the types who are usually pretty hard on crime and wouldn't have given the time of day to a candidate with *34 felony convictions!* We're living in some crazy alternate reality now.
MAGAists still have home phones and answer unknown numbers. But that gives them plausibility when Trump declares victory at 10pm EST. The 'voter integrity volunteers ' are going to dispute ballots in swing states. Then state legislatures pull hijinks and the supreme court anoints Trump king.
I finished my mail in ballot just before putting this on. Voted 💙 for my country for my kids for my sanity...
Thank you!
I personally voted today in Virginia for the same reasons. 💙💙💙
Thank you 🙏🏽
Bet ....yo im voting blue for all you beautiful women of America !!! it's the manly thing to do ..peace and good vibez
My sanity thanks "your sanity".
You are THE BEST, Jimmy Kimmel! ❤❤❤
Every time I watch Jimmy Kimmel I picture Trump watching because we all know he can’t help himself, he has to hear what Jimmy’s saying about him. Knowing that Trump is watching makes Jimmy’s Trump jokes that little bit sweeter🥰
100%
It really adds to the fun knowing it's driving him mad! The same when I watch Steve Colbert.
@jenniferreed3472
I don't think it's advisable to attempt to picture Trump doing anything in his own home. 😣
Elon is weird 2024!!!
Hate is poisoning your life and no one else's
You know things are bad when Trump has Fox calling him on his bullshit
She is in trouble, he doesn't like fact checking.
The funny thing is that Trump is only going in front of friendly non-hostile interviewers now because he hates getting fact checked.
I think this is a bad sign for him. If Fox "News" is putting some breaks on his BS, then Fox probably believes he will lose to Harris.
Fox is very subtle about it. I don’t think it will affect the maga trump worship.
@@deltanyc1From your mouth, to Gods ears 😅 💙
It’s so heartbreaking, and frustrating, having to come to terms with the realization that this many of our fellow Americans can still support Trump at this point. This race should not be this close. I mean, wtf!? Smh. 😔
According to a secret recording of Trump by Lev Parnas it turns out that *TRAITOR TRUMP IS AIDING PUTIN'S ATTEMPT TO STEAL UKRAINE'S OIL AND MINERAL RESOURCES*
War criminals Cheney and Bush went into Iraq to steal their oil for the U.S,...
*TRAITOR TRUMP AND MAGA POLITICIANS ARE DOING IT FOR PUTIN AND RUSSIA*
_Ukraine has tremendous natural resources for meeting domestic oil and gas production needs, with estimates of approximately 900 billion cubic meters of proven reserves of natural gas. In Europe, Ukraine ranks second for gas reserves._
*Is Trump and MAGA's Congressional sabotaging of Ukraine making more sense now ?*
Wholeheartedly agree!!!
I am baffled too. I don’t understand
It boggles my mind!
Crazy isn’t it!
Georgia Early VOTING starts Oct 15th. We will be casting our VOTE for Kamala and Tim. 💙🇺🇸
I love seeing Elon Musk supporting Trump so publicly. He should do more of it. Musk's public clownery will drive even more people to vote for Harris.
Musk and Frump are both idolised by their cult members... think those are lost to humanity
and how about making him less rich by not buying his cars and ugly looking cybertruck? just wondering
It will also ensure I never buy a Tesla - not that those generic looking cars have ever stirred the passion on this car enthusiast.
@@adamkrauss303with pipe based chassis and the time drives through a dirt road its suspension gets bent
@@janicesawyerr6584I hate to say this, but the victim of the first accident Tesla truck vs pedestrian will look horrific - and hopefully send Tesla a 100s of millions bill for recklessness. How did this even make it through any security check?
In the UK and I always start my day with my cup of tea and Kimmel. F45!!!!!!
Ditto! 🇬🇧
Ditto from the UK
F45 indeed!
Hello to the UK!
Me too! Love Kinmel and Kamala!!! We are keeping everything crossed here in the UK that she becomes the next POTUS!! Vote blue everyone!! Xx
Same here. From the Netherlands.
If Trump and Elon didn't have money no woman would touch them. They are icky.....
Most sane women won't touch them regardless of the money.
Doesn’t matter how much money they have. I would never touch either one! Much less ever be in the same room with them
Musk is like a toothbrush accidentally dropped into an unflushed toilet. (Is it worth the bother?)
@@rr7firefly still think Musk is on drugs
@@sanetmariedegoede3615yeah.. and trump too
All 3 elections! He & his family..all of them.. should have been in prison YEARS ago!!!
If Nixon couldn't get over on Woodward No way Trump will Then again for all the bad stuff Nixon did he was a choirboy compared to Trump
Truth right there
YEP!!
Nixon ... the president who became a crook
Trump ... the crook who became president
Dump hasn’t just sold his own soul to the devil, he’s sold the souls of all his minions too
Exactly
Put Dementia Don in a cell. His Putin shenanigans seem like treason.
"seem" is too much benefit of the doubt!😢😮
@@danielgregory3295 IS treason. I correct myself.
TREASON AGAIN ....HOW MANY TIMES HAS HE COMMITTED TREASON?
@connie9492 Appears to have been a continuous operation--so how do you count?
Trump is walking treason.
Musk and tucker should be jsiled for what they said. There are too many nutjobs out there who will take on what they said.
Did you forget that freedom of speech is a thing?
Their message is to imlpy Don the Felon is a strong, bold candidate, hated by the deep state wich Harris is a puppet of.
They know it too. BTW.... Judge Cannon will be overseeing the 2nd guys court case. 😏
Great job Mr. Kimmel! 💙😎
I chuckle every time Jimmy says ‘booook’!
Me too🤣🤣🤣
My ballot has been received and recorded as of today - 💙 all the way!
How do you check that?
@iamyou8416 When you register to vote, you can sign up to receive a notification.
Filling mine out right now 💙🇺🇸💙
Go to your supervisor of elections website - or call them to see if this is an option in your state 🎉@@iamyou8416
I received my mail-in ballot from Florida. Voting 💙 all the way, but waiting to mail it until I'm sure the Florida Post Offices aren't all under 10' of storm surge.
This "bombshell" probably would've ended most Presidential campaigns. But for Donald, it's just another ordinary day of chaos. I continue to be infuriated with how we normalize his behavior now. Please get out and vote for Kamala everyone; we CANNOT let that monster back into the White House!
MAGA loves Putin.
Well said
You would have thought J6 would have been enough
Your really lost😂 u think the country is in a better place now then when trump was in office?
@@JKFlaker Fortunately I have heard a lot of Republicans say that Jan 6 is the reason they will not vote Republican this year, and people saying they will never vote Republican again because of Trump 💙
If Floridians are lucky (and the rest of America), Milton will sweep Trump and DeSantis out sea to never be seen again!
You know that coward would never put himself in physical danger. He's nowhere near that hurricane.
@@bjbear5202 yes, you are correct!
God bless America! Register to vote! 🗳️
Deadline to register was yesterday. Now we VOTE.
Pray for florida
@@TennesseeRockMom Many states have later deadlines...some have same-day registration on Election Day.
@@MagalyClavier
I'm praying for Florida.🙏
Pl
@@JaniceSyndergaard Thankyou
I think Elon is a hybrid alien. He's so creepy 😂 Thanks for the great laughs
You see it too! His obsession with mars makes me think hes from there
Exactly,musk and trump left their habitation,weird
fElon Musk; *you can’t spell Musk without SKUM!
Yet he is one of the smartest people on this planet. Weird. Jimmy Kimmel is a turd compared to Elon.
@@Friday2113 Everyone laughed so hard at his Hyperloop White Paper that he had to take off his website.
He doesn't know basic physics or math 😂
Wow, what's happening to Elon Musk? I knew he was a jerk but even that surprised me. It's a new low.
Drowned in the Trump outhouse.
The epitome of cringe, Elon Musk. The personification of ick.
Knock knock Elon. The FBI and Secret Service have entered the chat!
He grew up with South African apartheid and knows Trump will bring it here.
Idk if it's "NEW" or the the fact that severely troubled 8th-graders feel comfortable showing their true colors in the company of fellow troubled 8th graders. I sus the latter. THAT'S what his 9 children have to look to for guidance twd adulthood.
I love that you're using your platform to educate alot of people that otherwise wouldn't be informed of the facts! Also your hilarious!
Jimmy hits the nail on the head- with each and every sketch- so much fun, thanks.
100 Republicans voted against FEMA funding during Hurricane season.
Kudos to the research staff, who suffered thru all those clips to find the references to Category Fives.
yup....surely they are not for humans.....
Why do people still vote republican at this point? Ignorance? Dumbness?? Being CHEAP?? Following the crowd instead of thinking for oneself? None of that is any good.
MAGA GOP does not care about Americans. Only their MAGA idiot god cares about himself.
of course they did
The Trump administration diverted funds from various government agencies, including the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA), to pay for border wall construction. The U.S.-Mexico southern border is 1,954 miles. Only 450 miles of border fencing was built and Mexico did not pay for it. The national debt increased 40.43%.
That’s about $7 trillion, with a ‘t’!
@RedStatesPovertyWatch Didn't Trump also hire someone's company that he knew to build the wall but they fumbled??
@@drexina New construction equipment, bulldozers, trucks, cranes, were set up in new construction sites. That new equipment wasn't used, but was sent away to someone else.
He didn't build 450 miles of a wall. What a joke. More like 40 miles.
This is insane!!! How do people support him
Go Laura Ingram; I cannot believe that she actually stood up to Rump...congratualtions, Laura!!!
KEEP YOUR FREEDOMS..DONT SLIDE INTO A DICTATORSHIP..VOTE BLUE.
Thanks Jimmy for making us laugh, and lifting our spirits 💙
Kimmel and you blue voters make a joke out of all of this. That's right how they want you. Did someone say dumbed down?
4 weeks until the fate of the nation is decided, hopefully democracy prevails.
Vote blue😊. You know it makes the most sense.
Kamala has zero beliefs. None. She just does what she thinks will keep her in power. Just look at her unbelievable contradictions over the years on issues such as fracking, the border, the police, illegal immigration, taxation etc.
@stanswaby yeah I'm good thanks
@@stanswaby Given the insanity of the Trump cult, that's what I plan to do.
Unlikely. The corruption runs deep and the Supreme Court is there to protect Trump and will install him back in office regardless of votes.
I voted today. It was surprisingly busy, mostly older retirees. Almost everyone thanked the poll workers for their service. I live in a quiet little town where people are civil to each other. I hope that poll workers everywhere are treated with the respect they deserve.
Number of people surprised that he is a puppet: Zero
Putin's Pathetically Petulant Puppet...
Unironically your comment with about a dozen others have exactly 179 likes at the time of this comment. All bots. Also ironically a lot with no replies 👀👀
@@iPROxIAMROCKweird, same comment on other comments ... bot Vlad
@@iPROxIAMROCKI just made it 261 likes
@@iPROxIAMROCKI just made it 260. Not a bot. Not all comments we agree with warrant replies
Thank you Jimmy for your show. You are awesome. VP Harris for president. Trumpy Dumpty belongs in prison. Musk is disgraceful.
@@marjoriepelletier4014 Kamala belongs right next to Biden in a mental hospital
Keep dreaming !!!
@@rvideep Keep coping !!!
@@rvideeptrump won't employ you dude chill
@@RajeshSinha-j8j why does he have to employ me, you can chill as well
Putin had to give Trump a copy of "Dictator For Dummies". (Oh wait, Trump is semi-literate.)
I doubt it. Too advanced.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@vickiep4217
It was just a picture book that pre schoolers could understand. tRUMP still needed someone to read it and explain it to him . 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jimmy should give it a try. Can talk all that sh. But doesn’t make half the money or have 1/10th of the brain. And that’s a stretch
😂
We should all acknowledge the brilliant writers on the Jimmy Kimmel show!
Seth, Colbert, and even sometimes Fallon do good work, but Kimmel's monologues are _crafted_ like no others.
I can't wait to vote for Kamala and Tim!
My mail-in ballot is on the way!
Mine in Colorado is coming this Friday! 👏👏👏💙💙💙
@@TracyAdams-ry2fcColorado here! Love our state!
Good luck on that. Kamala is trash.
I received mine (N.Y.) on Saturday. I drove it to the Board of Elections on Monday. I didn't want it to get "lost" in the mail. 💙💙💙
Thank U 🗳 🙏 😊 🗳
the part that disgusted me the most was musk and tucker laughing about the lack of assassination attempts, the 2 of those cackling hens together was more than my brain (or stomach) could handle
Why aren't they arrested for suggesting such a thing about the President? It's scary to think some knucklehead could take that idea seriously and attempt it. That's practically inciting something.
@@chrisrj9871 Sounds like a job for SEAL Team 6 in an Official Presidential act to protect the VP!!!!
So many maga-types ridicule Harris' warm laughter yet I've never seen a one mention tucker's maniacal, um, "laugh".
They are two out of touch elitists yacking it up because they know the system works for them. That they will never suffer any consequences for anything. (Even the mildest criticism. They can it censorship and cancel culture.)
I think someone's going to get a visit from the FBI...
I prefer my presidents that don’t send COVID 19 tests to their lover that lives in another country let alone Russia
While WE were dying due to HIS mismanagement of Covid. RIP Tony 🕊️
You are simply fantastic, smart, well researched and hilarious
I'll *never* understand how *anyone* can listen to Trump attempting to speak for just 15 seconds and *still* choose to support him.
Try, it's good to understand the other side, even if you don't agree. Otherwise everybody's in their bubble like it's a couch.
@@em0_tion yes and in trump's case, it only takes 15 seconds to realize he's con man
@LiLDiddee exactly 💯 % true
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The media that his supporters watch only show them short clips in which he doesn't look crazy and/or demented.
Simple. He loves America and is tired of the country racing to the bottom. His policies made you richer and safer. Get on the Trump train.
You know your time is up when Laura Ingraham corrects your bulltish.
I'm surprised Ingraham even spoke up.
Me too! WOW
Of all the times I've ve wanted Trump to be at Mar-A-Lago, this would definitely be the week😂
Why does Elon get ANY air time?.
When is he go to jail? Has to be the best quote ever!
That lady's English is almost that bad- not "is he go" bad but (are you worried?)- I do"- bad. She also doesn't know when to use definite articles.
If they have proof that he made these calls and he did this, he should be treated as a traitor. And what did he say we should do with them? Hmmmm..
Spot on!!!
Bob woodward would never write it without proof,this man has integrity!
DJT is a traitor
How you figure?
I agree completely. He should replace Benedict Arnold for the number one spot. Lock trump up! Lock trump up! Lock trump up!
@@Friday2113You just one of those lazy talkers aren't you🧐?
@@martinshegelski5856I'm on the same wagon with you my brother all the way🥳👏👍👍!!!
Yes🎉
Therump sent Russia and pootin ventilators as well when Americans were dying because of the lack of ventilators.
tucker and elon really put the yuk in yuk it up.
It was really disturbing, seeing two people with some of the largest audiences left in this fractured media ecosystem essentially calling for political assassinations
😂
Elon Musk has the charisma of a velcro shoe.
You are TOO kind
Wtf is your problem with Velcro shoes?!? Don’t you ever disrespect Velcro Shoes!!!
@@jesse5777 Velcro shoes are the Cybertrucks of the footwear world.
@@amcmartin got me there… besides the proceeds from Velcro don’t go to an idiot and they’re never caused anyone bodily harm, only emotional…
His DARK musk follows him like a storm cloud.
Please vote💙and end this nonsense
2x Trump voter here voting Kamala this time around. Jan 6th was the final straw
@@KishoreG2396I learned my lesson after once but at least we learned.
No!
So yall okay with the border, inflation, lgbtq BS, Kamala lies, and her total lack of leadership and the fact she can't answer a question genuinely without rambling to another topic. How you think they gonna handle forgein policies especially with the wars going on yall people are so lost.
Tell me, is anybody honestly surprised that Trump has been talking to Putin? Does anybody think he ever stopped?
How the Hell does the criminal get away with all these crimes all the time,WHY ?
Because America is a Plutocracy: By The Wealthy, For The Wealthy. America has 4% of the world's population, yet 20% of the world's prisoners. Of that number, only THREE are billionaires. And that's not because they commit less crimes. Free nation, indeed.
As a European guy it just keeps stunning me that there's even a single American taking Trump seriously, let alone vote for him. It's unbelievable. He's a joke.
Believe me I know. I always say that people in other countries are shaking their heads and laughing at us. Crazy
About half of us here in the USA are stunned as well.
Canada can't stand Trump.
It keeps stunning me as an American guy too. It's beyond unbelievable.
Pay more attention to your own country and less to mine.@@briandufoe3719
Jimmy you are a national treasure. We love love love you and your entire crew.
Kimmel is a clown. Any you let him gaslight you to the deepest depths of being dumbed down. Shame on you!
Trump is such a jealous, vile, miserable child.
Love you Jimmy HARRIS/WALZ 2024
Musk and Carlson? How much more despicable can you get???
I suppose they could have invited Jesse Watters to rant about how much he hates ice cream.
Just give them time.
i.e. dRump.
Reprobates.
Oh Ohhh A Cat 5 he says... Someone hide the Sharpies!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Great reminder of Trump's bizarre actions the last time... I had forgotten all about it ! 🤣🤣🤣
Wow. Elon's laughter about someone regrettably not being killed was so repulsive. To be clear, I would find equally repulsive anyone doing the same about Trump. My gosh, why so psychopathic?
Donald can't use Junior's organs because of the drug damage. (Eric is the backup's backup.)
Don't forget he has another son...
But Donald is also a coke head...
I’m on the east coast and I always wait for the monologue to go live on TH-cam. I love Jimmy! 😊
👌🏻💯
Why? JKL comes on at 11:35pm eastern time. That’s before it comes on TH-cam.
@@MikeCee7I watch it on TH-cam also it could be a half an hour later or five hours later more convenient.😊
Same here in Germany…. ✌️
We get it at 9 :00 tonight on the west coast.
that elon clip was chilling
That category 5 bit was hilarious, Good ol trump.
Make America Trumpless Again!
TODAY!!
Id rather remain an American than become a trump supporter
Hakuna MATA
@@landsgevaer Should be!
Am on the Job! heading straight to Florida! as I post this! first stop? Palm beach Florida! !@debi6657 Where ? would you want me ' to scatter what is left of Ma-Ra-Lago? 💦
Love from the West Coast, Jimmy! Thank you for encouraging us to vote for Kamala and dump Trump! Harris Walz 2024! 💙
Im voting blue for the women in America & and for future generations to live freely loving who they wNt and being who they choose to be ...FDT
Future generations are screwed if she gets in. And you will be the first to say you never voted for her when it happens.
How can the true GOP still support this guy? I just don't understand it OUR Democracy is on the line this is not about a party it's about the country people!!!! Notice he didn't say he was
going to sue Bob Woodward because he knows that Woodward has the receipts!
Vote up and down the ballot BLUE November 5th, 2024!!!!💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
Thanks to comedians for bringing us the truth.
Lindsey Graham will cry and beg for Trump’s forgiveness….again.
What a bipolar little dude he is. Also, puts me in the mind of Leslie Jordan, only Leslie was a good person.
Kneepads are worn out
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I think his tongue must be worn out by now with all the work it gets
You can't spell felon without ELON
@Paul-v8v4j - loved the comment ❤😅😅😅😅
Redhat without hatred
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And, I wouldn't be caught in one of those crap Teslas! Especially the cibertruck. They are as bad as the DeLorean, a real piece of crap!
Elon sided with the fElon and later on he was turned into a yellow mElon.
Nice to hear JK use the term "Agent Orange" 😂 (been calling him that for years) 😂
Same here!
I love this time of day, when Jimmy comes on and does the Trump thing. Afternoon in Australia, Wednesday the 9 October
Aloha. 6pm in Hawaii.
5pm in New Zealand. - highlight is when Trump sends a reply to Jimmy.
Every morning 6 oclock after waking up. Good Start in germany.
Watching in New Zealand too.
Watching also 9/10/24 in Australia 🇦🇺 😍
😂You & your team are a freakin riot! 😂 Keep up the great job.😂😂😂😂
Canadian observer here. I have recently checked news in the U.K. and some other European countries and it seems to me that many, many people in Canada and other NATO countries cannot wrap our heads around the fact that Trump has the support of at least 40% of Americans. How is this even possible? It boggles the mind!
They are brainwashed. In a cult
Believe all the misinformation and lies they hear trump say
Scotland here. I don't understand why anyone would vote for him? He offers nothing but false promises and lies. Its not even funny anymore, its actually worrying!!! He is a total embarrassment and disaster for America!! 💙
Amen, Scotland. Amen. Check back in a month.
Thank you, Scotland, land of my family. Didn't vote for him the first time, won't vote for him this time. We got out by a hair of him driving us into the ground and selling us out. And I'm still not sure we're safe from him. Amazing the destruction from one man and his rats.
I know, it is WEIRD. An American here. But there it is, and there must be something behind it. Because it is millions of voters.
Lack of education is a serious matter.. obviously 😢
@@julierogers1155 racism always attracts a crowd
LOVE YOUR SHOW, JIMMY!💙💙🇺🇲💙🇺🇲💙🇺🇲💙💙Voting blue straight down the ballot to rid America of Trump and MAGA! We need to vote blue until they are all out!
It was Trump who defunded FEMA, remember?
The AMERICAN economy right now:
1. The U.S. added 254,000 jobs in September, far exceeding expectations.💙
2. The unemployment rate fell from 4.2% in August to 4.1% .💙
3. The Labor Department report showed that *wage growth* continued to outpace inflation.
4. Today, in the USA, inflation is lower than in Britain, France and Germany.
We are voting for *KAMALA* to keep this booming economy going. 💙
To be fair... those numbers don't reflect the actual financial situation of your average American family. Nearly every single thing has gone up 50-100% in 4 years...
@@jonny-b4954that is their problem
Yet they still buy massive cars.@@jonny-b4954
@jonny-b4954 that's where you factor in Greed.
@@jonny-b4954 I give you a news: everywhere in the world prices gone up. Give me the name of 1 country where it didn't happen
FYI, Hurricane Maria was the one that hit Puerto Rico. Remember when he went down there and threw paper towels at the people?
How did you help?
yeah.
@@Nookdashiddolethe tangerine toddler thanks you for defending him. As the supposed strong man and millionaire and best businessman ever he REALLY needs that. You really still believe in trickle down or do you just want to control women and minorities? Best check the way WW2 ended for fascists
And he withheld relief and money and slow walked FEMA for almost a year. He threw a fit when he had to release funds to California.
Aside from basically throwing the people of Puerto Rico to the wolves after Hurricane Maria; Donald Trump threw a massive fit on social media after being rightly criticized by the governor of Puerto Rico and the mayor of San Juan.
I love Jimmy Kimmel!!
Man, you never run out of jokes of Trump
well he is a running joke
@@kuntz67 we all know that man cant run
hope you run out of trump
He jokes of Trump very strongly, that I can tell you. Nobody's ever seen anything like it. Jokes of Trump that nobody thought possible and it's going to happen very, very soon. Silence of the Lamb they're eating the dogs.
Ivanna tried to joke.
Thank you Jimmie Kimmel
"ANYBODY THAT CHEATS IN THE ELECTION IS GOING TO JAIL..." HOW RICH IS THAT!?
WE ARE WAITING FOR THAT DAY DEFENDANT TRUMP.
BTW YOU LOST IN 2020. 😂
Don't threaten us with a good time Agent Orange.
A couple of weeks ago Trump spewed this gem; several times….’IF I WON the election there wouldn’t be these wars’. First….THAT PROVES HE DAMN WELL KNOWS HE LOST. He damn well knew from ‘DAY ONE’. Second….Putie and Bibi would have NEVER thought for ONE second: ‘Hmmmm…maybe I shouldn’t go to war; Donnie wouldn’t it’. 🙄🤨.
@@stevedavajon2194 We're all laughing at anyone who supports that moron, LOL. Including you. 😂I'm so sorry about your deficiencies.
@@stevedavajon2194 "he ain't losin in 2024!" Grammar has always been a strong point with the highly educated Trumpers.
Tina Peters just learned that lesson. Nine years worth.
I’m looking forward to President BOOT EDGE EDGE!
Laura Ingraham fact checking Trump was just so wonderful!
“I thought there would be no fact checking…” 😂
Why would any woman vote for Trump? He represents everything women have struggled against since American history. WHY?
Same counts for black folks, immigrants and all the other Americans. Everyone voting for trump votes against their own interests, they just don't know it because they are brainwashed.
I'm asking the same question...
They would dominate their daughters to have a baby they feel they are not ready for. Why indeed would a mother do that to someone they supposedly love.
I will never understand that! And they can't give you an answer. They automatically say something negative about Biden and now Harris.
1.) So they won't starve to death? 2.) So the schools won't snip off their kids gentiles? 3.) To reduce 70.000 fentanyl deaths? Just guessing.
My ballot 🗳 is in today's mail !!!!!!!
Vote blue !!!!!!
For God's sake
Pray for Florida!!!!!!!!
well done
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