Scary Nuns & Demon Summoning | Catholic School Tales #3
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'Two years later I brought home my girlfriend, oops'
That's the most chaotic neutral thing I've ever heard
Catholic school sex Ed: “don’t”
In elementary school they showed us how an *bortiom was done as my sx ed class
My school just didn’t have sex ed
“don’t unless your husband says so”
I just wanted to say that I love your profile picture 😊
@@dharaneeaguilar5707 OMG you reminded me how in F*CKING elementary school they showed us an *borted fetus in a jar, i don't remember what was the context but they asked us like 2-3 times if we didn't feel like it, to leave and wait outside. They didn't said it was *aborted, simply "stillborn/miscarried"
This one kid didn’t know the answer on a math test so he wrote “Jesus” and deadass got credit for it
My sister did that too and so I tested it out and my science teacher counted it
lol wtf
this is a stolen comment from another catholic video
chantal this was at my Lutheran school around 7 years ago...
Wait this is an actual thing?
Welp, the only class I suck at is run by an atheist soooo :(
"If you get pregnant you go to hell"
"If you dont have kids you'll go to hell"
Whu- *how?*
easy. adoption
Just be a man, problem solved.
Misogyny
You go to hell either way, so you can just as well ignore all the other nonsense, problem solved xd
@@halleyscomet0867 adopt don't shop
Criminal: *murders someone*
The Police: “Do yOu KnOW hOW dIsaPPoINtEd JesUS wOuLD bE!!”
Noah Chioke “pRaY fOr YoUr FoRgIvEnEsS!”
"If you don't have children you'll go to Hell" says a nun
They mean for married men and women.
@@ReplyGuy22345 yeah, but still ironic, isn't it?
"If you have sex you go to Hell" said another nun.
@@casketbutter Stonks
@@watchableraven3517 much stonks
Catholic school: " i CaN sEe YoUr BrA sTrAp"
Me: " well would you like me to take it off?? Like, what else did you think was under my shirt, Russia and the holy spirit??"
If I was catholic school admin and I saw a bra strap I’d be like “oh good she’s wearing one”
@@CJ-iz3mp * L e t t h e t i d d e s b e f r e e*
Crowley and his 'Friend' this is not something I was expecting to read today
@@lillyanne7277 this is even better with the username
@@mothma_am e m m a l e t t h e t i d d i e s b e f r e e, free them emma
“Stop talking, it’s Jesus time now” is how Girl Defined should start every video.
A nun once told us that if we had pre-marital sex our butts would catch fire
I've heard that one too during my communion prep
Oof
I guess that's why my boi said I was fireeee
The sex isn't required
Why? Cause it gets to hot? (Hehehe)
sexualizing 12 year olds/ providing a home for an old woman: chaotic evil vs. chaotic good
Yess!
Catholic good
@smol bee Y E S
The former is more like lawful evil.
i would like this but it has 666 likes and i dont wanna ruin that
Fun religious school story about me:
Got dress coded in KINDERGARTEN.
I didn't go to a religious school but I had a uniform in kindergarten
Same but I went to public school
@@rottenvoid_ my school WAS public
@@zeeanonymous3898 O damn
@@rottenvoid_ great school tho. other than the uniform I really liked it there
One time, we had to reenact the life of a saint and did the Fifty Shades sexy chair dance as an interpretation for the sexual temptation scene.
And the nuns were chill about it.
They saw fifty shades and thought it was hot
Lils bruh we had to dress up as saints and give a speech about why being Catholic is the correct way to live with a cardboard tv frame that had Fox News painted at the bottom. It was supposed to be like a news report to people who were not Catholic.
Best school ever 😂😂
Asexuals are quacking rn
@@Mystery-Wolf asexuals: 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆
School: *exists*
Shoulder: Imma bout to end this man's whole career
catholic goth gay Velma speaks again
Yoooo yoongi
we stan
666 we stan
this is it. this is THE comment.
Girls: **shows shoulder for 0.0001 millisecond**
Boys: *AaAaAaAaA tHe ShOuLdErS!! tHe ShOuLdErS, i CaNt CoMpLeTe My MaTh PaCkEt!!*
Even in public school we have the same rules and it's ridiculous
I'm getting Jeff Winger vibes: "look at his shadow!!!"
"lord have merthy im bout to buuuuust"
We tried to summon a demon in the library, and immediately after the religion teacher showed up
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Honestly this would've happened if me and my friends did that in 7th grade, that b*tch was nuts
You might even say that they “summoned” the religion teacher 🌝
Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣
Yes lesbian Edna e mode talks about her school
Bold of you to assume that Edna Mode isn’t a lesbian
@@cy4543 she's the first
More like lesbian farquad
Edna Mode is definitely a distunguished lesbian
Will McKinley truth
Isn’t it kinda weird when a teacher says “I can see your bra/bra straps”? It’s kinda weird that they were looking there..
My gym teacher did that
He was extremely perverted
That's not only a Catholic School thing, public school also has something against it. 🙄😂
or my school tells us to do our top buttons u[ cause it offended male teachers
weird that he was looking at your shoulders?
i’ve also never understood what exactly was sexy about shoulders
Our Fr. at our school deadass went to a group of 400+ minors, "R*pe is an act of love."
Man, you gotta love these quirky Catholic schools.
Wait, really?
WHAT
WHAT THE F
OH MY GOD DID WE GO TO THE SAME SCHOOL??? PRINCIPAL BREWER???
@@Elle-cy3eu THAT NAME SOUNDS FAMILIAR TO ME, THAT SCHOOL MIGHT BE IN MY AREA???
"Your bra strap is showing." Yes sir, I am a girl and wear girl things that I need like a bra. Thank you for acknowledging that.
"Parents sent me to an all girls catholic school so i wouldnt get a boyfriend. Two years later i brought my girlfriend home."
*T A S K F A I L E D S U C C E S S F U L L Y*
Matys That is the best backfire to have ever happened 😂😂
@@katttking5993 Well what did they expect 🤣
b i g b r a i n t i m e
Parents: *assumes kid is straight* Kid: are you sure abt that
Matys ‘task failed successfully’
A nun once taught me how to make Margarita in Spanish class, she went on to say "This is something you'll REALLY need for the future!"
What a bomb-ass nun
She ain’t wrong.
She solid as fuck 👌
An icon
LMAO
My (catholic) school:
Religion teacher is basically an atheist
Reletable
At that point doesn’t it pretty much just turn into a philosophy class?
I wish, it would make the class a lot more tolerable
In my school we tried summoning Ares (greek god of war) behind the football field
Well,, did it work?
@@farzataz9911 unfortunately,it did not😥
@@robespierreenjoyer Uuuuhhhh I'm pretty sure he just came a bit late. (2020 WW3 sparking.)
@@theonejackal89 since when
Very good choice of a Greek god to summon. He is the only Greek god that respects women
“Parents sent me to an all girl school because they didn’t want me to have a boyfriend, two years later I brought home my girlfriend.” Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. And I oop....
Oops! LOL
Alexis Rubin-Moore that plan backfired
I mean what do you expect if your kid is going through puberty surrounded by only other girls lol
John Rankin cos there are straight girls
@@pastelpepe and apparently there are gay ones
My step brothers have gone to Catholic school their whole lives. One of them recently got in trouble because a teacher told him to "leave space for Jesus" at the school dance and his reply was "last time I checked Jesus was a pretty skinny dude" 😂😂😂
Like he fasted for 40 days i think correct me if im wrong
Jesus is in us all. If you catch my drift.
He’s right you know
My boyfriend came up behind me and hugged me and my dad stared at him so I said "jesus is kinda skinny doe"
WOW... I mean... yeah... hes a skeleton by now
here’s some quick stories in my experiences at a christian homeschool group: - i was wearing a loose hoodie and you could see my bra strap. my teacher pulled me aside in between classes and said “there’s a boy in this class and you’re making him uncomfortable” so i looked her in the eye and took off my bra and said “well he won’t see it anymore don’t worry” -we took a school trip to boston and i was linking arms with my friend and we were just Vibing and later the same teacher made a meeting with our moms saying that “we looked like a lesbian couple and i don’t want to be associated with that bc it’s not Christian” and also “i don’t know if you’ve had ‘that’ conversation with your kids” (that gay people exist) (we were 14/15 at the time so like??) -my classmate said she supports people killing gay people
dude taking off your bra when someone complains about bra straps is a power move
Sophisticated Pajamas it really is i felt SO badass i would HIGHLY recommend
THE FIRST STORY IS JUST SO SASSY WOW
I. I am just shocked. I am Christian and openly queer. It disturbs me and make me feels sick just hearing stupid and cruel stories like this. I am really sorry to hear about this
Growing up pagan, my father in law liked to say this when me and my fiancee were cuddling:
-comes in carrying some medieval weaponry-
"Leave room for Zeus, girls."
-pauses-
"Actually, please don't. Resume your cuddles."
Y e s
10/10 father in law
the girl who apparently changed her tampon during a test because they wouldn’t let her go the bathroom is lowkey iconic
*highkey
@@jjd.7177 no the other one, the used one.
Power move
evelina rose 666 LIKES ABDJAHDJ
Whoa I've never been the 1000th like before
Nice
...
Okay back to being gay
That bra strap thing is not just religious, i went to a non-religious school and we had the same three finger rule. But my junior year girls put up posters around the school saying that the rule was dumb because guys could be shirtless etc, etc. so the vice principal freaked (a woman btw) but since it was the end of the year she couldn’t really do anything. This meant that my senior year she enforced that rule x20 the usual amount now adding that if your bra was showing you had to wear a tshirt. This is the best part because she gave you a tshirt and would have you return it, the shirt was from a WOMENS DAY EVENT and said EMPOWER YOURSELF ON IT. literally the most ironic shit she could have pulled, after that for a few weeks we all banned together and started showing our bra straps on purpose so she ran out of shirts and she stopped pulling that shit.
Edit: thank you guys for actually reading through this whole ordeal, i did not think this comment would get anything.
That’s great. I would have just stopped wearing a bra if my school tried that.
We had the same thing at my high school. It wasn’t religious at all, and in fact, our principal was a lesbian that dated the principal of the elementary school in my town. But we had a pretty long list of clothing rules. Like the 3 finger strap rule, the 3 inches above the knee rule. No off the shoulder shirts. No sunglasses on the head or face. No bandanas, (because it looked like gang clothing apparently). No pajama pants. No crazy hair colors allowed. No religious headwear, which kids fought them over all the time. We had one boy that liked to cross dress and they kept sending him home for (being a distraction to the other students).
But also, if you were on a sports team you could just be mostly naked in class and they wouldn’t say anything to them because, double standards.
Wow that’s pretty bad, we had the 3 inch, and bandanas/do-rags for gang stuff too, even i live in a small town in upstate new york? Its like yeah the crips are gonna take over this 400- kid high school in the middle of nowhere.
My school also had this and wasn’t religious, they also had very dumb dress code rules, such as if you were wearing leggings your shirt had to go over your waist, one rule was the three finger rule with tank tops, I came to school on a dress down day and my straps were quite thick and they completely changed the rule and said no tank tops at all, which is complete bs
Same my school had the same rule it was public school. It was super sexist though cuz the guys could wear those tanks that droop down and show like, everything, and we couldn't even have less than 3 in it was crazy.
My theology teacher always says the weirdest shit. Just a few weeks ago we were learning about freedom and free will and he says "for example, if I were to tie (insert my friend's name) up, that would restrict her freedom" and everyone was just woah calm down there buddy. And then one time he wasn't in school and the principal had to unlock his classroom so we could go inside and he walks in and just says "Wow this place really looks like a serial killers basement" and just leaves and everyone starts laughing because he is absolutely correct.
in kindergarten we dressed up as martyrs and reenacted their deaths :)
let the blood flow onto us and onto our children amen
that's healthy
Nerd And Geek i legit dressed as mary to avoid being slaughtered bc she was *a s s u m e d*
*w h a t*
Omg mine too hon 🤣
Man public school doesn’t seem so bad anymore. Everyone is either high, gay, or just ready to fight.
Except that one group of friends who are all of the above
That sounds fucking awesome
Bold of you to assume that I am not all at once
Aqua yeah.....they’re terrifying
So just like... early uni culture
im having flashbacks jfc. honestly there are only two parts of catholic school that i didnt Completely Repress, and thats 1) when the religion teacher looked my best friend (we lowkey only meshed cuz we were both lgbt) in the eye and told her that anyone who got cancer and died because of it were dealing with punishment of their sins. this friend, it should be noted, had recently lost her grandmother to cancer. gay friend went OFF. best day of my life istg
2) right before i dropped out of school altogether, the same religion teacher assigned an essay about smth we struggled with. being an asshole, i wrote a full length essay about how trans i am and how gay i am and how hard it was to listen to a single word out of this bitch's mouth. i also detailed some of the times i had dont Subtle Gay Things just to spite her. i learned from another old friend that the handbook for the next school year included the threat of expulsion for any child who dressed "unlike their biological sex." so... yikes. catch me being trans, but guilty this time
I am so sorry to hear this, I hope you're okay. That whole school sounds so toxic
I went to Catholic school is basically saying "I'm gay"
Uh.
Are you sure about that, Bi Burrito?
@@larsnyman2455 well, gay can be used as an umbrella term to refer to anyone who isn't straight.
@@iknowthatyouregayfireflies9992 fair enough
I never was in catholic school but my mom was...
My grandma said she was expelled due to a lot of shit she done, including spitting in the nun's face.
I'm proud of her.
I threw a bayblade at a 70 year old priest in catholic school and no I don’t regret it one bit.
Libacus B you’re a legend
Let it rip
Yeet
When I was in catholic school I brought a small nerf gun to school and shot my teacher, it’s probably one of my favorite memories
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My friend went to Catholic school. There was this one teacher in freshman year who would comment on the girls' bodies. He ran a "young Republicans club," and would berate people until they joined and threaten to tell their parents if they didn't.
You could also get expelled for being gay, but not if you were pregnant. You just had to take special classes and be outcasted if you got pregnant, you would get expelled for getting an abortion though. My friend had to deal with a lot of toxic boyfriends(two in specific). Her and her girlfriend who went to the same school are now very happy together.
@Alexandra Davies considering how dress codes are i think either type of comment would be inappropriate
I adore how starkid fans congregate on videos that have nothing to do with starkid lol
@Alexandra Davies both
pro tip: just take of your bra if they complain about straps and see whos complaining then
bonus points if you put it back on over your clothes
To be fair, a dinner with Confucius, Jesus and Genghis Khan would be a wild ride.
And it would probably end with another descendant of the great Khan
Like we need more
I wasn't allowed to play minecraft as a kid
Because there are witches, zombies, skeletons and demons cosplaying as spiders...
Oh shit same
I mean, you’re supposed to kill them aren’t you?
My elementary school banned Minecraft for some time because "you can punch pigs and they flash red". Pretty ironic considering how many bloody and violent paintings there are in textbooks.
I wasnt allowed to read Harry potter because witchcraft, and my dad wasnt allowed to play world of Warcraft
SAME
My friends and tried to summon a demon several times at music camp. we even had human sacrifices. we eventually concluded that it wasn't working because it was at a church camp and there were too many crosses everywhere.
Dude who’s you sacrifice
Nice
When I was little I was part of the catholic school choir, we went to the park as a reward after singing at a homeless shelter. We were eating lunches and a little girl tried to feed one of the wild geese which was a awful idea.
Instead of explaining geese are evil monsters that will bully as much food as they can out of you, he told her that geese couldn’t fart and because cheese makes you fart the geese would explode....
The best part is I believed this for a really long time.
That's fucking hilarious. I love it.
I wish that could happen to geese. We would finally have a way to stop those bastards from their power trip
No one
Not one person
No living soul
What teachers assume teenage boys are thinking: AlL TheSe ShOUlderS GivE mE a BonEeEr
Well, since ppl like Onionboy exist, I'd not deny the existence of those kinda boys. XD
@@LunaTheLoon who's onionboy?
@@noemy2723 He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. Onision.
@@LunaTheLoon Uhh k
V I A G R A
For my health class instead of learning about the human body we learned about abstinence and we WATCHED A GIRL DEFINED VIDEO
N O J O K E
Jaysus
yikes xD
THAT'S HORRIBLE AAHHHHH
@ChemicalCheezWhiz击 you are on every video i see
@ChemicalCheezWhiz击 i am everywhere and nowhere. I am all and nothing. I am the class emo
Tales from a Lutheran school:
SO basically my History teacher's wife thought that I said something disrespectful to her. I worked through the situation with the school and thought it was over. HA no. The History teacher literally calls me over when I'm in the middle of my break and says " Don't ever speak to me wife like that again." WITHOUT KNOWING ALMOST NO DETAILS ABOUT THE SITUATION WHATSOEVER. So when I confront him about this at the end of the day I say " Please, next time if you have an issue with me, please be more professional about it". I could see the anger slowly seep into his face. He then flies off the rails and says I'm acting like a fool and calls me a "Godless Heathen" and saying that I have an insidious nature. I WAS TWELVE AT THE TIME. I know that then and now I'm kind of a bitch, BUT NOTHING THAT WOULD WARRANT THIS. AND THE THING IS, HE'S DONE THIS MULTIPLE TIMES NOW TO DIFFERENT STUDENTS. HE EVEN CUSSED OUT HIS 6TH GRADE CLASS LAST YEAR. The only thing I got was some half assed apology.
tldr: unprofessional and homophobic teacher yells at me infront of the school because I had a reasonable issue with it.
WOW OK THEN
was he homophobic?
@@matthew_natividad Oh totally
Starry-Plights something similar has happened to me in my Protestant school
a teacher at my catholic school was looking up strip clubs on his laptop but his laptop was connected to the smart board so the whole class saw
I honestly doubt that
in seventh grade (public school) one of the teachers accidentally projected porn to a class of 40, so it definitely could happen. if you were wondering, no one reported it because we were twelve and didnt really understand or thought it was funny. He got fired later for sexual assault or statutory rape, can't remember
@@Torblis He got fired, but if you don't believe me that's fine.
catholic school oregano mom is back and things r getting gay!!
As if things weren’t gay already ;3
r/brandnewsentence
I’m getting gayer
Why did I read this is a sports announcer voice?
She’s more like an aunt
My dad told me that I couldn't get a boyfriend till I was 30 so I got a girlfriend instead #opps
and i oop-
Big brain time
iconic honestly
literally me
Omg yaaaas my dad is opposite like ‘U gOt A bOyFrIeNd YeT?’ BUt haha
My school skirt was red to represent the blood of Jesus... I am not joking
At my school when you’re dress coded it’s a brown shirt with pink writing that says “tomorrow I will dress for success”
Now I'm imagining someone coming in the next day in short shorts and a crop top like "so I've decided I want to be stripper"
When I got groped by my principle in Catholic school, I took revenge by sneaking into his office during lunch break, and smearing the glibbery inside part of an horse eyeball on the inside of his fanny pack that I had kept from biology class that day
Luana Ls i’m proud
Okay, thats gross, but I admire your dedication ^^
Subtle revenge is the best revenge.
An eye for an eye
"I literally begged Jesus to fill the hole." Haven't we all?
i want you to bring your emminent sin to my page
your lust will be useful.
SHARE H!S V!S!0N settle down edgy boy
@@wankerchief8761 you as well, come fool, partake in a channel you will never see again, in this lifetime. my vids will alter your reality. and they may make love to you in the night as well.
@@sythlorde aight but I'm a minor tho
@@sythlorde Dumb mortal , I am the one true god and this channel of yours gives no magical energy. Burn at my wrath
Lmao at my school they would say “leave room for Jesus” so now at random moments my friends will shout “ LeAvE rOoM fOr JeSuS”
Using "finger width" as a standard of measurement sent me back to all kinds of strange lectures from male teachers and administrators
One time when the rumor was spreading that I was a lesbian *gasp* my principle (WHO WAS MY BEST FRIENDS DAD) pulled me out of class and asked me if I was gay and I said no ya know like a liar
I love the John Mulaney reference
yee yee gang because it’s the one thing you can’t replace.
I stan
I read that last line in John mulaney's voice.
Imagine being so bored you summon a demon
I mean... sweats...
I mean...
*flashback to a sleepover with my friends where we straight-up tried to summon a demon in my friend's basement*
Mood
I’m- well-
I did that. I accidentally cursed my cousin
I remember when the whole “Charlie Charlie” shit was trending I was in the 9th grade and up until then I hadn’t really felt the sense of being in a Catholic school coz it was pretty chill ,but then again I had been in catholic education all my life so idk, but the whole thing really dawned on me when we had an “emergency assembly” about an online challenge for fear it would “indoctrinate us into devil worship” , “corrupt our souls” and “tether us to a life is sin and eventual damnation” . Yeah, after 10 years that’s when I realised I was in a Catholic school.
When I was twelve my principal of the school physically fixed my sleeve that was falling off of my shoulder because I was a stick thin child without my permission and said “Cover up”
okay but im so proud of the guy who tried to summon a demon in a school like damn boi u brave as hell also a whole ass mood
Tbh I wish my school had demons to summon, but I’m homeschooled and the only demons in my house are the ones in my head
@@user-gx8fw8qr6d sis same
@@user-gx8fw8qr6d literally same my house is haunted as fuck though so it was all cool I got my demon interactions in the end
I remember doing that in fourth grade
SgtRyoseirui I used to live in a haunted apartment and I still miss the days when the blonde ghost lady would randomly start watching frozen at 3AM and watch over me in my sleep
At my school I have a few stories-
1. My first priest was a terrible person who hated everyone and everyone hated him, turns out he was stealing money from my school/church along with other churches and will spend the rest of his miserable life (he was like 75 at the time) in prison (although a few kids have reportedly seen him out shopping and such)
2. My Principal is a asswipe and expelled my friend for being a truant (she didn’t have enough hours and all of her days were excused by doctors ands therapists) but the school didn’t send the letters they should, didn’t have the mandatory meetings, and didn’t give warnings except for one letter.
3. They also expelled my other friend because she was self harming and had a razor in her wallet. They said she brought a weapon to school (used in the way of saying she was intending to use it on other students, not on herself) but proceeded to blame her for everything even when it was explained that her home life was terrible and she was rushed I a hospital to be mentally evaluated (she has severe anxiety and a few others)
3. When my first friend was expelled petitions were stared to let her go on the end of the year trip and literally got three whole grades signing it. We were threatened when the first one was taken and told who ever signs it will get in trouble and we best not sign another if a second one is passed, everyone and their third cousin signed it after that.
4. I was once given recess detention for hugging my mass buddy (8th graders that went to mass with kindergarteners, this was a long time ago)
5. My friend was in the hospital for an eating disorder and wasn’t given honor role because her reasons were too “special”
6. (Last one promise)
A kid threatened to shoot up my school and talked about his kill list and how he intended to kill everyone on it but it took them the entire year to expel him (first threat was made in September, he was expelled two weeks before school ended)
I would have definitely signed that fucking petition
Yeah, at my catholic school we had a kid expelled for threatening to bring a gun and shoot up the bus in eighth grade. When he applied to catholic high schools, they all saw that on his transcript, but they were desperate for students so one school still accepted him. He was expelled within a month of his freshman year for his third weed violation.
jesus wtf is wrong with them, doing that to someone who self-harms, don't they see that could only make the problem worse?!
Jesus that place sounds like hell I hope Coronavirus is giving you a break from your shitty school.
I remember the expression on my religion teacher's face when I said I was going to play "Highway to Hell" at my funeral. She looked so terrified and then asked me, very concerned, if I wanted to go to hell. I didn't tell her I am an atheist and just laughed and said no. I don't think her heart could have taken the truth.
One time in Wednesday mass at school a kid was annoying me so I told him God would smite him if he didn’t shut up. He went home, told his parents, his parents called the police, and I was questioned in the headmasters office by the police for threatening him. I was expelled, thank god.
JFC
Oh wow
I'm sorry, they cAlled tHE POLICE BECAUSE YOU TOLD A KID TO SHUT UP???? OH MY GOD
Wtf lmao
They actually got you expelled AHHAHHA
The Holy Spirit sounds like a creep for sandwiching between two kids at a dance.
10:38 - " I look like a goblin I'm gonna sit up like a respectable TH-camr-" *immediately slouches*
I would LOve to imagine that repeating "thank you, Jesus" is the Christian equivalent of vagueposting
My mom didn’t go to catholic school but she did grow up Mormon
Now she’s married to a trans woman and all her kids are trans and gay
My Mom: 1
The Mormon Church: 0
Lmao my mom is ex-mo and her son is aro-ace, her daughter is bisexual, and then there's me, a non-binary, biromantic, asexual lmao.
i love your mother
I haven't heard the phrase "dress down day" in so long that when it was said in this video it activated my fight or flight response
Dr. Who SAME FOR ME
ahsjdhsjhshs mood
AHAJSJAKSHDJSDJKSSKSHSJSKDH
What is "dress down day"?
Someone spray painted a bunch of graffiti in front of the school and the administration acted like we were the victims of a hate crime. They made the entire school go to an assembly where they basically performed an exorcism, blessed us with holy water and said we need to shun all pagans, druids, witches and non believers, I got in trouble for laughing the entire time. Basically the school wasted everyone’s time and performed the most cut throat extreme ceremony all because someone spray painted “fart” and “shit butt” on the front doors 🙃
"I'm gonna sit up like a respectful TH-camr." *immediately leans on bed*
“Two years later I brought my girlfriend home *OOPS* “
omfg chaotic
Chaotic good
I went to a Catholic? Primary school and I was the one of few not-religious kids and during the things like first communion the ones that didn't participate had to sit in the back of the church and read books about how we're going to hell
omg my school did the same but the non-catholic kids had to stay back and write letters to the pope about how sorry they were about not being catholic
Sorry that happened to you. I was also in a Catholic elementary school, and there was one girl who didn't go up for communion during masses. She was constantly being asked why and there were so many weird rumors started about her. It sucked.
Myself, my half brother, the girl who would one day become my fiancee and her brother were the only non-Catholic students in a 400ish student Catholic elementary school, and when it came time for confession, communion or any other religious observance, we were required to attend, but during any interactions with the priest had to put one hand over our heart, a finger over our lips, and bow our heads. Then they’d smear ash on our foreheads, which we had to wear as a brand for the rest of the day.
Fun times.
Lol same. I was also expelled when it turned out my mum was having an affair 😬😬. We somehow got into a second one in another county and was expelled AGAIN when my new step-dad overdosed on cocaine. 😂😂 Needless to say we didn't go to another one.
yo that actually sounds awesome though.
“Jesus Christ”
Jesus: don’t drag me into this
I went to a public school and one of the teachers taught us all about religion, she also thought I was a literal satan child from hell and then sent me to the principle
-schools separating genders on overnight school field trips-
school : i an inevitable
*school tries to thanos snap*
the gays : AND IM KANYE WEST
Me, a non-binary person: I am iron child.
I saw that on Tik tok
Fluffy Feline Games and i’m taken from a tiktok
@@elivdb yep xd
“Mrs. Fleming what’s under the gym?”
“The boiled room.”
T h a t s i t .
"Veronica, what's going on?"
Derin M “got no time to talk i’m a dead girl walkin”
@Mia ÒwÓ "step away from the bomb." (Yes ik i skipped the entire "heyo westerburg" part)
T h e b o i l e d r o o m
My religion class teacher was also my politics teacher and when I held a presentation in politics about discrimination against LGBTQ+ people, she said these days no one gets discriminated for being gay anymore. And you'd have to out yourself as straight now. I told her then that I feel discriminated by this mindset. Which was basically my coming out to my class. Years later in religion class, she went into this long rant about why the church "rightfully discriminates" against LGBTQ+ people.... So... Make up your mind lady!
She also forbid me to speak in religion class for over half a year, because I had a heated argument with her about the fact that I believe there is no objective understanding of good and evil. There will always be someone who thinks something is good, what you yourself might perceive as evil. She is completely convinced everyone in the world follows good Christian values....
I wasn't religious before attending this school and I sure as hell am not religious now!
Fun fact, I spent the first 8 years of my life growing up in a tiny coastal mountain village where the only form of spirituality I witnessed were Indigenous powwows (no internet and the only kids channel we got was PBS). Had zero concept or knowledge of religion.
Then we moved across the country and I was put in Catholic school... Our town's Catholic church had a life-sized concrete Jesus hanging at the top of the highest wall, right above the stage where the priest preached. Jesus was missing a few toes on one foot and my 8 year old ADHD brain, tuning out the entire sermon & having no clue who Jesus was, was convinced that it was just some dude's corpse that had been dipped in cement and hung on the wall. lmao I thought the toes had rotted and fallen off and spent every church session just anxiously watching the statue and waiting for it to fall off the wall and squish the priest.
i didnt go to catholic school but my grandma did in the 70s- that is, until she got expelled for (GASP) being a hippie
I love your grandma
i love your nan omfg
Omg I love hippies so much. Tell her I love her please
My R.E teacher told us that women in Jesus's time weren't submissive to the men, they were just "more respectful". I sighed loudly and wrote "asshole" on my notebook and never paid attention again
I'm listening to these stories and appreciating how chill my catholic school is. Like we were talking about spongebob in my literature class (?) And I said that spongebob and Patrick were gonna get together later in life and be happy old sea gays. My teacher said "awww that's cute! Cause theres a bunch of types of love :3" and I screeched internally
I've got 3 stories that really stand out to me since I was pulled out of the school after the third one.
1. I was in grade 2 and a kid in grade 3 would motion to his privates and tell me to "get ready to suck it". I didn't understand but it still annoyed me so I told my mum who told the principal who did nothing. He didn't even tell the kids mom, he lived on the same floor in my apartment building so my mum told her in the end.
2. I wasnt allowed to have my first communion because I was baptized in the "Holy catholic church of Canada" and not "Holy Catholic church of Canada". Lower case catholic isn't good enough.
3. I would "get in the zone" as a kid while doing work and wouldn't hear things being said. The teacher was mad we kept sharpening our pencils without asking and told us we would get in trouble if we did it again. So 2nd grade me gets up to sharpen my pencil and was meant to stand on the wall at recess for 2 weeks.
Moral of the story:
Sexual Harrassment < Sharpening a pencil
I got asked to leave class in highschool because I called jesus and the disciples "JC and The Boys™"....... no regrets
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"JC and The Boys"
you deserve a medal
I'm a Christian and I actually really like that, lol.
Mood
that's absolutely hilarious
That's perfect. I wish I'd thought of that when I was a kid and went to church.
Did your nuns have a panic attack if your shirt got untucked
satan drags u by ur untucked shirt
*Let him*
We got a lunch detention for an untucked shirt, rolled skirt, wrong socks, or wearing pants under our skirts in the middle of winter. the school system is the root of sexism
Pen The Rat he drags me by my homosexuality already so...
I went to a Jewish school and wow... I just remembered the time when this girl locked a bathroom and to get over the locked door she had to take off her over-skirt thing and she just left it there stupidly, it was the only bathroom on this floor of the dormitory and someone had to brake the door down because we could see the skirt through the gap at the bottom of the door and people thought that someone had collapsed in there and they never fixed the door so girls couldn't close the door.
I got my hand slapped because I was still eating during breakfast prayers
“I’m gonna sit up like a respectable youtuber”
* immediately cuts to her slouching again *
Cant stop the goblin
My school has a sign that says, “Lift your arms and touch your toes if anything shows change your clothes.” And a life sized wooden crucifix.
It took me 12 min to realize that there arent 2 wall things and it's a mirror
When my mum told me she put me up for catholic school in kinder but I didn’t get in, I don’t think I’d ever been so relieved in my life
why are women shamed for their bra straps everyone knows they wear them like hgnn
they are ugly
ruthie yeah and then some people get mad when girls don’t wear bras like?? what do u want
Umm???? Women don't wear bras though???? They're breasts just are naturally held up????? Wtf are you talking about???
@@xxscribbledragonxx9744 are- are you serious? you do know that bras just give support and prevent your boobs from floppin' all around and hurting ya'?
@@LenLyr_ical Pretty sure they were joking/ being sarcastic
"idk but this made child labor fun as hell" im screaming omg
There's a Google review on my old Christian school that just says "trash school lol"
I didn’t go to catholic school, but at my public school my music teacher had anger issues and flipped his desk, his computer went flying, screamed that it was the kids fault, and told the principal one of the kids did it
we had a really preachy RE teacher who once started screaming about gay rights and how everyone is entitled to a family up at the front of class while slapping the white board.
Mr. Crime-Kid I can’t tell if she was yelling about how gay rights should exist or shouldn’t
I'm assuming since everyone is entitled to have a family your teacher said they thought gay people should be able to adopt children just as easily as a straight couple
What an icon
Was he high? Who's his dealer?
screaming about gay rights good? or bad?
I love how counterintuitive Catholic schools are. They’re just so absurd that almost no students end up super religious
one time i was in religion class and one of the kids in my class asked the nun who was the teacher of the class when dinosaurs fit into the timeline with the creation story and she dead ass told us dinosaurs never existed and that god put the bones in the ground to confuse us🤦🏼♀️
The adoration (spelling?) thing with the chanting Jesus reminds me of the thing from Monty pythons search for the holy grail where the crazy monks hit themselves with pieces of wood with the cross on em and chanting Latin in Gregorian chant.
When I was 12 I threw a cup of milk at a nun because she said that homosexuals will burn in hell...
Edit: My grandma pulled me out of Catholic school
Mood
I’m so proud of you
Mood
I had one teacher who was all the -ists possible, she called one polish kid “the pole” (I’m British and he was from a polish immigrant family with a name that wasn’t even hard to say if you bothered asking him how it’s pronounced), she said bisexuals were just greedy and that they should pick one but she said it wasn’t possible for her to be homophobic cause she went to a gay wedding reception but didn’t go to the actual wedding cause she thought it was wrong (I would have drop kicked her if she turned up to my reception), but also she went to gay bars because “the music is better in there”. Finally when quizzed about her views on mental health she offered no advice and said that people who committed suicide were just “selfish”. Her lessons were a wild time, especially for a depressed bisexual like myself
She honestly doesn't sound like she hates all those things she just sounds ignorant. I mean pole often doesn't have racist connotations to older generations and the other things just sound like something an opinionated but not hateful person would do.
@@jayasuryangoral-maanyan3901 still though, considering the fact the polish and Slavic communities, in general, went through mass etho-cleansing during the Holocaust, I would still find referring to someone as 'the pole' is super dehumanizing considering the implications being Slavic in Europe once had.
@@smarty2985 honestly that seems a strange way to look at it to me given that you could also say an old person saying coloured people is racist because that term is now considered rude and given the treatment of non-WASPs back in the US's history it's particularly egregious... except that's going a bit further than what the person appears to be saying, they're just an old person using an outdated old word.
I mean if she was genuinely prejudiced you know that's not very nice but I wouldn't exactly accuse her of prejudice over her inability to change her language.
@@jayasuryangoral-maanyan3901 well i never really implied she was prejudice more that considering the history of discrimination against Slavic people, from a modern-day perspective, it's morally questionable.
@@smarty2985 so as a person who was born and raised in Poland and has always lived in Poland I can tell you that personally I wouldn't be super offended but it would definitely feel weird to be called "the pole" if she had a problem with pronouncing their name then she could have just asked them for a nickname? For most polish names there is usually a similar name in english so like she could have just asked them for it. Seems like that lady was just lazy