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See I think the clear sock puppet hate accounts add to the story a little bit. Like---of course this guy is sending himself hate. That's perfectly in-character.
This blog is a masterpiece. "Prove you kin that fucking horse. Get on all fours, eat an amount of avocadoes that's toxic to horses, and die." is one of the funniest comebacks I've ever heard
It's so well thought out as well. He never said he poisoned the horse with avocadoes, but you can go "ohhhhhhhh" when he says "eat an amount of avocadoes that's toxic to horses". Even if he didn't use them, he's clearly researched what can hurt horses.
If I were targeted with this burn, I would feel simultaneously deeply honoured that someone would be that legitimately funny at my expense and so humiliated that I would immediately delete my account and go live in the woods for a few months.
@@cro-magnoncarol4017 Honest or not, misogyny is absolutely gross. But his posts feel like troll posts and are just incredibly ridiculous, so idk if he's serious or not and if he is, it's a bit sad, though I can't completely take him seriously, due to how he words things. Plus, Teya makes it funny anyway, because hearing them read out makes it funnier.
The "Hank Green apologists" is such a layered joke. For one, it's not easy being green, so obviously he's not a true green person. For two, Hank Green is a Batman fan. Third (and finally) John Green was bullied off Tumblr for being... a young adult author. Getting the wrong brother is also a meme because they work together and both host Scishow. It's such a great joke.
Oh yeah, somehow amid the rest of it, that was the thing that broke me. Probably because "weird sex thing", "weird mental illness thing" and "weird identity thing" are all kind of par for the course in this sphere, but aunt Kimberley being a sacrificial revenge goat genuinely came out of nowhere.
absolutely hilarious and brilliant. i think the crafting of the familial relationships into something completely ridiculous actually adds to the believability of the characters and relationships. the family memebers being messy and enabling is a good touch.
UPDATE: This video was so traumatizing for the muppet joker that he was forced into kinning Vriska. His hatred of women is still intact despite now being a women. god truly gives his strongest warriors his strongest battles.
Double Update: Just today Muppet Joker and his Brotherhood defeated Strange on the Astral Plane. This includes destroying Thursday. This comes after Strange revealed that MJ has a David Karp kintype, which MJ refutes, but hasn't shown any evidence against.
The craziest detail about the troll writing is he writes the “uncle” character with an understated implicit misogyny: dismissing SIL’s parenting style entirely and treating her as “too soft” (his concerns are fairly agreeable but laced with this kind of “looking down” tone), to having a pronounced snese of needing to protect his wife. The father character is similarly written to be dismissive of the mother’s parenting styles and feeling like he needs to be harsh to Colten to get him to act right. it almost tries to set up the kind of family background that made the Colter character the way he is
absolutely criminal that he's gotten even funnier since this video came out. some quotes: "Luckily for you Homestuck has taught me a little something called feminism. Very well. Trans your gender in the Muppet Transformation Caves, my she/her associate." "When art moves us to tears, it proves we are alive, Laios Has Big Fukin Tits. Always remember that." "The world is your moyster (muppet oyster)."
ok there's another blog called themuppetarchives that's really good. imagine if jon sims was forced to witness this as part of his job. that's the blog
The thing that people who are duped by stories like this forget is that *most stories don't play out so clearly online*. You don't have a Reddit poster AND a Tumblr poster clearly and carefully explaining what's happening for the sake of the reader's enjoyment-unless the story being told is being made up as a creative writing project. Props to muppet joker, this is deeply hilarious and some insane performance art that's clearly built on a deep understanding of online culture.
yeah the thing that confirmed it for me was the number of reddit updates. Way too many for someone on a throwaway. Also, speculating about what his nephew does to his kermit plush (and somehow being able to smell it) is just beyond the scope of how a normal Gen X man would think and act.
Yes! He keeps saying his passion is creative writing and it totally shines through in the whole... you know... everything... It's like a more fun, less lonely version of Todd Gilespie/Toby Skeet.
ALSO the fact that both the uncle and the tumblr user spelled 'incident' as 'incedent'.. it couldve been intentional if it were just the nephew but its suspicious to me that it would be that word misspelled like that by 2 people when the uncles spelling/grammar is otherwise pretty good
From the original copypasta: I arrive at the panera Bagel: toasted Cheese: creamed Dick: out _i am forcibly escorted out of the panera_ Kinda makes me miss old tumblr. People made some unintentional comedy gold sometimes.
I'm fairly certain that the anti-Strange Aeons posts were a deliberate play to make it more likely that you would see his content and would make a video on him- it's kind of brilliant
As someone who actually did go to college for writing this has actual professional writer all over it. This person is skilled, and I’m 100% confident this is the best satire writer of our generation
I can see it in my minds eye, my fucking grandkids being like "Hey grandma today we learned about some dude who was apparently like a really good satire writer in your times. Do you know anything about the Croaker" And I will have the duty, NEIGH, the HONOUR of recounting the tales of the Brotherhood.
I can excuse every other use of the word “muppethole” but the phrase “the dripping muppethole of my dear lover” is something that I can never forget or forgive.
@@ItzMuffinzzive seen it all over swell entertainment, chad chad too i think and just other general popular creators. idk how it isnt banned by YT cuz ive seen a couple clones about
"I am no longer allowed near the horses," had me damn near rolling on the ground. and then "i actually kin Bucephalus" absolutely gut-punched me into a hysterical laughing mess. holy hell.
The way both the uncle & the father are written as misogynists who are dismissive of their wives but are a bit weirded out by Colton because he’s the only one who admits he hates women.
“I wandered the forest until dark, ate some berries, threw up, frightened off animals with my warrior cries and tried to fall asleep under a tree” is a fucking hilarious statement and honestly needs more attention LMAOOO
I am trying to imagine them between posts just living a normal life, being a cool person then getting home and being like "okay, time to log into Tumblr and post a bunch of Muppet/joker insanity" before going back to being 100% normal and that image is pretty hilarious to me
You think they have a non-croaker related blog? Like, they have other interests they post about on a regular Tumblr blog, then switches to The Croaker to post his daily insanity like the world's weirdest Superman?
I adore how the character this guy made is from like a well off family. Like his family own a stable and have stablehands and his family pay for his tuition. I love that. I love the idea of this upperclass nepo baby being completely insane.
i once reblogged a post of the muppet joker's eyes and put in the tags calling them effervescent. then i received an ask by none other than him, saying nothing but 'EFFERVESCENT'. scariest moment of my life
The Muppet Joker created the social experiment that Cole Sprouse wishes he were able to pull off. The Muppet Joker is a literary god amongst men (and only men)
For anyone looking for an update, The Croaker saw this video (has not watched it but is aware of it) and got so mad that he had to stop 'using' his Kermit plush and kinshifted into someone new. Absolutely masterful response
@@overthinker5805 At the time I wrote my comment I wasn't aware who Vriska was and didn't want to spread misinformation about the brotherhood's leader. Thank you for the additional info 🙏 perhaps this is the beginning of a new arc towards women but based on how hard he's been fighting this aspect of himself perhaps not lol
Muppet Joker Update (Let me know if I got something wrong)! Kermit uses both he and she pronouns now (according to his bio), apparently his Kermit (Muppet, not human) was "killed" in some way (unsure), and has been cremated (a joke has been made about turning his ashes into an adult toy). According to relatively recent posts, she now kins Dark Eve (whoever that is???), as well as a few homestuck characters (apparently he read homestuck at some point. I dunno). Hank Green apologists has been changed to Brennan Lee Mulligan apologists (what did he do???). Good Omens fans have been added to his DNI (apparently we're annoying, idk). Strange Aeons has been added to the DNI (that's not surprising). Denny's (the restaurant) fans have been added to the DNI (Apparently she has Denny's trauma. I have no idea). Women have been replaced with men in the DNI (feminism! yayyy). Snape apologists have been added to the DNI (No clue). Strange is organizing a Dashcon 2 (watch her video about it!), and apparently there are plans to duel in the ballpit. Neato. Tumblr user unmask-strange-aeons has a conspiracy that she's secretly the muppet joker (Kermit has reblogged one of their posts with help from what I presume to be the brotherhood to kung pow penis the post). There is black mold in his current apartment (I believe his mother asked him to find a new apartment for obvious safety reasons, I don't believe he has moved as of yet). I think his roommates have a maggot infestation somewhere in a closet (referred to as "the meat closet"). He said British DNI at some point (this has not been added to the official pinned post). She supports Kamala Harris (which is neat, I guess. Better than the other option). "Tell me your pronouns this instant so I can decide which slur to call you" - AN ACTUAL QUOTE. I think he's spoken about his distaste for My Little Pony fans (probably for the horses. It's probably the horses). I have taken psychic damage for this, spare a like and I'll be reminded of this horror.
Athena, the main roommate, destroyed the Kermit doll for a ritual. Idk for what, but it was burned. Hope this helps, I’ve wasted hours lurking his tumblr because honestly it’s been my personal soap opera I tune into every now and then ever since finding this video.
Think I can explain the Denny’s thing. Much like the Hank Green DNI is likely a reference to when John Green was on Tumblr, it’s likely a reference to an era when brands started sidling into Tumblr via blogs run by said brand’s social media team. One of the first to really gain traction was Denny’s, who embraced the “place you end up at when it’s 3 am and hungry and everywhere else is closed, also you’re probably high” image the restaurant chain had with what we came to call “Weird Denny’s”. Of course, as it was always just another attempt by marketers to put advertising fucking everywhere, the fond sentiment for Weird Denny’s didn’t last.
Somehow, through all of the absurdity I just watched, "I microwave one corn dog. Tonight, it is a little bittersweet watching it spin around on the plate" is the thing that made me laugh out loud
In case anyone's curious he's currently having a crisis of identity and having doubts of his misogyny because this video has forced an "involuntary kinshift" in him into Vriska from Homestuck. Update Edit: He's looking into hiring an exorcist to remove Vriska Serket from his soul, but is worried the exorcism will sever his connection to Kermit and The Joker. Quite the conundrum. Update 2: He's going scorched earth on Strange for inflicting this on him and, along with his acolyte Muppet Joker Number 69 Fan, will astral project to battle Strange in the astral realm tonight. May the devil take pity on her, as her enemy is the lord. Update 3: The battle was not easy for either side. Strange allegedly summoned a veritable swarm of monstrous furbies (MJno69F was bit by one and transformed into a furby kinnie). The Croaker claims that he won and the entity we are seeing online claiming to be Father Strange is a muppet replica. She denies this. Believe who you will. It's looking like this is probably the end of Strange Æons' involvement in The Muppet Joker's twisted tale.
i saw someone say the muppet joker is andrew hussie and now i can't unsee it. no he's probably not andrew hussie but dear goodness he is emulating his writing.
From what I've heard he referenced Homestuck a lot even from the beginning and had now kinswitched to Vriska, so it's not a surprise that Hussie would be an influence.
i am actually cackling over the irony of a reality-shifting blog telling someone that they're not coping in a healthy way, and proceeding to recommend that they go to a desired reality with therapists in it
I think that his father being obsessed with horses is a reference to the play Equus which is about a young man whose religious upbringing mixes with his budding hormones and projects onto a horse god he makes up named Equus. A lot of themes of that play are present in the muppet joker’s persona.
12:12 - The fact that the OP recognises Gonzo as non binary makes me think that whoever wrote this really knows Muppet lore. There's a vintage Muppet comic where Gonzo passes two washroom doors marked for men and women, and instead goes into a third washroom door marked specifically for Gonzo. I think this is what OP is referencing when he says Gonzo is non binary, which is a pretty deep cut.
idk if it's in the modern movies but isn't being non-binary one of Gonzo's main things? like the 3 things I know about him not from the Muppets Christmas Carol are he's an alien, he fucks chickens, and he's non-binary
@@nehemiahsomers4141 There was also an episode of The Muppet Babies where he wore a dress in a Cinderella retelling and the other Muppets were supportive (in the episode, he was worried his friends would be upset with him or make fun of him), so I'm glad to hear that the lore's been staying consistent with Gonzo being non binary.
I don't know if calling this guy a troll is really fair. This is a very well made ARG to me. I guess not really an ARG but so much like one. That he's got this whole multi character arc going across tumblr to reddit, text messages. And all the little nuances and consistencies in the 'lore' are well thought out. I especially liked the bit where his dad loves horses and his name is Colter. That's brilliant.
Fr it’s like how people only mention evilmario in context of his rent lowering antics like do you even care that he was shot dead in Alaska and didn’t get to reincarnate back into his original form
Muppet Joker and That one guy who's super into greek and roman ideas of manliness (Warrior male) are both on the same side of the x-axis but opposite sides of the y-axis on a scale I cannot comprehend
okay but the reality shifting blog's answer is unhinged in like the very opposite direction. matching each other's freak as the kids say. also "maybe imagine a therapist desired reality?" is a sick burn
this is genuinely so impressive. the character-building. the MULTIPLE characters. the telling the story throughout different social media platforms. it's like an ARG. beautiful
The person behind all this is genuinely a really good writer. The sock puppets have such different writing styles. This is so incredibly entertaining 😂
I think the biggest tell that he’s a troll is that there isn’t some local news headline about the Easter incident with a frustrating 1/8th of the context behind the incident in the article being read off by Nash and Tara on Radio Dead Air
Colter being obsessed & believing himself to be Adam, feeling violated for having his rib removed and turned into a woman, leading to his misogyny is next level writing. I want to use it somewhere else but how am I to explain it came from a Muppet-Joker blog 😅
@@fourthmatchflame There was this random popular tumblr post going around that was normal except for someone in the comments accusing op of trying to drown them at an irl pool party. Gradually this became big drama with multiple blogs claiming to be personally involved, but then the op of the original post said that the drama wasn’t real and the accounts involved were just sock puppets and everything was fabricated by op because they felt like starting shit.
you KNOW the video is good when a quarter of the way through strange's girlfriend, who must be used to a pretty high baseline level of bullshit, goes "did you finally crack"
The whole Bucephalus thing is a reference to Living Poetry, a surrealist film by Alejandro Jodorowsky. A character poisons a horse named Bucephalus in the movie. Very clever
muppet joker is the shakespeare of our time fr I don't think i've ever laughed so hard with an internet troll as i have with muppet joker, they're such a good writer holy shit
You can tell it's a troll just from them using the word "orbs". It's such a meme in the fanfic community, but nobody actually uses this to describe eyes.
This man is every single component of Lord English simultaneously. The puppets, the clowns, the swords, the horses, the weird sex stuff, the ramblings about religion. If it turned out the entire inspiration for this was Homestuck I wouldnt be surprised.
This isn't trolling, it's digital performance art. I can respect the craft. I don't know anything other than what's in the video, but just from this I like how oddly wholesome he is? Like, it seems like the person behind the facade is probably a fairly normal creative person who's been online enough to have witnessed some deeply cursed things, who knows how to utilize sockpuppets and doesn't want to actually hurt anyone. Hence the weird trans-inclusiveness, despite open but shallow misogyny. Shallow to the point of caricature, even. There's an aura of self-awareness that creeps up every so often, and while that ruins the notion of it all being accidentally funny, there's enough that's deliberately funny for me to appreciate. Though "muppet hole" is a phrase that I will never be able to fully erase from my brain, and for that there can be no forgiveness.
It treads the line so well between leaving me in tears from laughing and sounding plausible enough to be the kind of drama I could imagine watching in real time as the cops and ambulance show up for the third time in a month at a neighbor's house.
Oh I went into a deep dive of this guy's tumblr back in April, and it's insane the mixture of genuine mental illness and hilarious tumblr posts that feel so tumblr perfect. Like one of my favorite out of context quotes is from a post of him talking about his hate for Steven Universe and it end with, "[Garnet] has given me an irrational fear that one tall woman may secretly be two lesbians." I haven't been able to get that quote out of my head for the last two months.
there's so much to love here but i'm obsessed with the muppet joker's nemesis being a horse named after alexander the great's favorite. it's giving tom bombadil mention in my immortal
Update: Kermit wrote a letter reconciling with Bucephalus and then Bucephalus died. "I am sure you are wondering why I have broken into your stable and begun reading this letter put loud to you from a magnificent scroll. Well you see, it is because you cannot read. I do not hold this against you. It is the nature of being a horse. I have held your horsehood against you for all of my life. I believed that Father loved you more than I because you had hooves and could run so fast and stomp on the heads of the son he was disappointed in. I still believe this to be true, but now I know it is not your fault you were beloved and I was despised. I should never have fed you avocados (poisonous to your kind). I should have poisoned Father instead. You did not mean to kick me in the head. You were just scared, and lashing out in violence. I understand now. I do the same. We all have our inner demons, our Joker Rage. Your eyes always held such love, and I never saw it. I am trying not to fear you. I am trying to love you, the only brother I have. I love you, Bucephalus." "I was stalking my father's Facebook when I saw his post. He died the night he ate my handwritten letter from my hands. I fear I may have killed him # Did you choke on my olive branch brother? # Is my letter of love what killed you?"
Emphasis on detail produces some of the most gorgeous writing. It is specific, in the moment, yet the attached emotion doesn't seem to match what is described.
im so glad you covered this. i went down the muppet joker rabbit hole a few months ago and i had an amazing time doing it. the lore insane. more lore not included in this video: -he hit his previous therapist with his car at 4mph. he waited for hours outside of the therapists office for this. -hes admitted that his "sessions" with his kermit plush can last up to four hours. -he ate his college roommates soap. the roommate packed up and left shortly after. -he is a flat earther.
I do agree this is probably fake, but i also believe this person could exist. Also I'm calling it now, this is going to end with him transitioning, going full circle
THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING!! and she was reading the post, i couldn’t help but noticing how similarly he writes to a former friend i had who was chronically on tumblr and i blocked because she was too creepy for my own personal comfort. but i’m not sure if he’ll transition. he might just go to a psychiatrist hospital and disappear from the internet as a way of trying to avoid triggers. ig we gotta keep up with the updates.
comparing your relationship with your dad’s horse to cain and abel’s brotherhood is WILD. truly the themes of this work are so interesting. i can only hope that one day i will be as talented as the writer behind the muppet joker
My local goth coffee house had a guy who'd do Kermit the Frog voice acoustic guitar covers of Nine Inch Nails' Hurt at open mike night. He kept doing it and I wish I had that kind of confidence
For anyone wondering about updates since this video was being made but don't want to venture into Tumblr (valid) -the croaker started a relationship with one of their fans (kermitjokerfannumber4 or smth, refered to as #4). This was short lived however, as #4 got jealous when the croaker posted about missing Ethan. I haven't checked whether #4 is still active, but I believe they want revenge on croaker. Probably either an alt of the croaker or someone else in on the bit. -there are two new players on the scene. One is the Gonzo Batman (NOT the Gonzo kinnie who the polycule replaced Kermit joker with, this is another Gonzo) who vows to take down the croaker. It's been heavily implied the Gonzo batman is someone who knows colter irl. Again, this is probably either the Kermit joker as an alt or someone in on the bit. -as of 3 hours ago, there is also a miss piggy account. This isn't someone kinning miss piggy, but is the wife of miss piggy (who has since disappeared) who also vows to take down the croaker. She seems new and I'm not sure whether she's part of the In Crowd or someone else joining in on the fun. I'm now mutuals with the batman Gonzo. I've never been more proud in my Tumblr career.
@@yurifairy2969 I mean yeah that's fair, tho I still don't think hating Jared Leto is a factor. I didn't think he was a troll then, I do now since he keeps talking about sueing strange aeons for emotional distress 💀
Where do they show Jared Leto? It looks like he’s mainly referencing The Dark Knight and some of the art has animated series Joker but I didn’t see any Leto joker
This is the most homestuck-coded thing (that's still unrelated to hs) I've ever seen. This sounds so much like Andrew Hussie shitposting. The only thing that could make this more hs coded is if Jermit started dating a Vriska tulpa
He later began kinning Vriska. As someone who's whole knowledge of HS comes from that one jan Misali video and those two Sarah Z videos, I still don't know what Vriska's significance is lol. But I know she did nothing wrong. Probably.
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this is gold
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See I think the clear sock puppet hate accounts add to the story a little bit. Like---of course this guy is sending himself hate. That's perfectly in-character.
New joker Kermit lore just dropped can we get an update
This blog is a masterpiece. "Prove you kin that fucking horse. Get on all fours, eat an amount of avocadoes that's toxic to horses, and die." is one of the funniest comebacks I've ever heard
It's so well thought out as well. He never said he poisoned the horse with avocadoes, but you can go "ohhhhhhhh" when he says "eat an amount of avocadoes that's toxic to horses". Even if he didn't use them, he's clearly researched what can hurt horses.
i had a clinic on horse health and when she asked us if avocados are toxic to horses i had muppet joker flashbacks 💀
"jingle your bells, little jester. without an audience to care about you, it's the closest you'll get to hearing applause" goes hard as fuck holy shit
That's the bit where I decided they're a very good writer and definitely fiction. I hope they get something actually published.
Ikr?!
Fuck. Is it bad that I can project this onto myself?! Like “I have no audience but myself but yet the show must go on” kinda sad shit tbh
If I were targeted with this burn, I would feel simultaneously deeply honoured that someone would be that legitimately funny at my expense and so humiliated that I would immediately delete my account and go live in the woods for a few months.
the second adam one is heat
“To me, Crazy Frog is just a normal frog.”
TOGANIUM?!?! ITS ME BREADSHOT FROM THE BREAD CAVE!!!! (on my personal account)
that’s just a look into the dark and twisted world I live in
@UTTPW literally where is your proof
Heh, run while you can, @@whoreror
To me it’s just glue
"Are you a woman right now, in this minute?
Yes?
Then Begone"
Reads like a misogynist warlock banishing a succubus back to hell
Well, at least he's honest about it...
Shut up, please. You’re not funny.
@@Go_away_loser Muppet Joker! I know this is you!
@@cro-magnoncarol4017 Honest or not, misogyny is absolutely gross. But his posts feel like troll posts and are just incredibly ridiculous, so idk if he's serious or not and if he is, it's a bit sad, though I can't completely take him seriously, due to how he words things. Plus, Teya makes it funny anyway, because hearing them read out makes it funnier.
@@ReptilianTeaDrinker There's things objectively far worse than misogyny, I think think his online stalking & borderline doxing are much worse...
The "Hank Green apologists" is such a layered joke.
For one, it's not easy being green, so obviously he's not a true green person.
For two, Hank Green is a Batman fan.
Third (and finally) John Green was bullied off Tumblr for being... a young adult author.
Getting the wrong brother is also a meme because they work together and both host Scishow.
It's such a great joke.
I think that's the part I love the most about this whole thing, it's shitpost, but it's very smart and well written shitpost lmao
"Stop being mean or I will send rude texts to my Aunt Kimberley" is the funniest response to anon hate I think I've ever seen
Oh yeah, somehow amid the rest of it, that was the thing that broke me. Probably because "weird sex thing", "weird mental illness thing" and "weird identity thing" are all kind of par for the course in this sphere, but aunt Kimberley being a sacrificial revenge goat genuinely came out of nowhere.
absolutely hilarious and brilliant. i think the crafting of the familial relationships into something completely ridiculous actually adds to the believability of the characters and relationships. the family memebers being messy and enabling is a good touch.
@@athegrey family memebers indeed
Ikr it's absolutely hilarious
Many publishers wouldn't take his writing
"Trans-inclusive radical misogynist" is one of the funnier concepts I've encountered.
I knew that was going to happen one day, the conservatives by the time I reach age 55 will be exactly this
@@The-Sycophant-Fox It's weird because in one hand, they acknowledge and and see you as a woman on the other hand, misogyny
inserts the onion article about the progressive bully respecting his victim's pronouns
also me joking that my mtf friend is bad at driving now
I mean... that's Lord Galcian in JelloApocalypse's Skies of Arcadia playthrough. "Dudes Rock!"
UPDATE: This video was so traumatizing for the muppet joker that he was forced into kinning Vriska. His hatred of women is still intact despite now being a women. god truly gives his strongest warriors his strongest battles.
Strange impacting Tumblr lote is a new high for this channel
Double Update: Just today Muppet Joker and his Brotherhood defeated Strange on the Astral Plane. This includes destroying Thursday. This comes after Strange revealed that MJ has a David Karp kintype, which MJ refutes, but hasn't shown any evidence against.
Also Æoen has been killed and replaced with a muppet
I love being on tumblr
I never thought you could downgrade from kinning the joker, but I stand corrected.
The craziest detail about the troll writing is he writes the “uncle” character with an understated implicit misogyny: dismissing SIL’s parenting style entirely and treating her as “too soft” (his concerns are fairly agreeable but laced with this kind of “looking down” tone), to having a pronounced snese of needing to protect his wife. The father character is similarly written to be dismissive of the mother’s parenting styles and feeling like he needs to be harsh to Colten to get him to act right. it almost tries to set up the kind of family background that made the Colter character the way he is
Holy shit
@@angelbaby2145 ikr?
@@Cdr2002 exactly
why is this unironically so well written I love it
@@deesnyder8201 fr lmao
absolutely criminal that he's gotten even funnier since this video came out. some quotes:
"Luckily for you Homestuck has taught me a little something called feminism. Very well. Trans your gender in the Muppet Transformation Caves, my she/her associate."
"When art moves us to tears, it proves we are alive, Laios Has Big Fukin Tits. Always remember that."
"The world is your moyster (muppet oyster)."
ok there's another blog called themuppetarchives that's really good. imagine if jon sims was forced to witness this as part of his job. that's the blog
so fun fact im the reason that the first qoute exists.
and i cant prove it and that sucks becuase im now an integral part of muppet joker history.
@@fourthmatchflame congrats on transing your gender in the muppet transformation caves comrade
@@fourthmatchflame congrats on transing your gender in the muppet transformation caves
god. so much has transpired in the past month. and congrats @@fourthmatchflame for transing your gender in the muppet caves
“God made me a man. I made myself a Muppet.”
I hate that this goes kind of hard.
🎶Am I a maaaaaan or am I a muppet🎶
"Hee who makes a muppet out of himself!
Get's rid of the paaiin of being in a society!"
@@Slysheen "I'm to weird to live, but much to rare to die"
God made me a woman I made myself a god.
Need this on a shirt 🎉
The fact that he has the whole „dad‘s obsession with horses“ backstory and then drops the name „Colter“ is art
wait I forgot about that, that's the exact same thing he did recently with milton, but in reverse.
The thing that people who are duped by stories like this forget is that *most stories don't play out so clearly online*. You don't have a Reddit poster AND a Tumblr poster clearly and carefully explaining what's happening for the sake of the reader's enjoyment-unless the story being told is being made up as a creative writing project.
Props to muppet joker, this is deeply hilarious and some insane performance art that's clearly built on a deep understanding of online culture.
yeah the thing that confirmed it for me was the number of reddit updates. Way too many for someone on a throwaway.
Also, speculating about what his nephew does to his kermit plush (and somehow being able to smell it) is just beyond the scope of how a normal Gen X man would think and act.
I choose to live in a world where you're wrong, I am shifting realities to a dimension where this is not unheard of
Yes! He keeps saying his passion is creative writing and it totally shines through in the whole... you know... everything... It's like a more fun, less lonely version of Todd Gilespie/Toby Skeet.
@@SM-yz4hiuncle is 37, wouldn't he be millennial
ALSO the fact that both the uncle and the tumblr user spelled 'incident' as 'incedent'.. it couldve been intentional if it were just the nephew but its suspicious to me that it would be that word misspelled like that by 2 people when the uncles spelling/grammar is otherwise pretty good
since he hates women and horses do y’all think watching my little pony would make him fly into a rage
imagine their reaction to twilight saying friendship is magic
A Joker rage
No way, KermitJoker would be a brony, just for added inconsistency.
@@polarknight5376 would they be SUPER gatekeepy?
@@polarknight5376not really hes surprisingly consistent
update: kermit (the puppet) died. he was burned. his ashes were posted and recovered by his new right hand man milton, and his funeral was yesterday
Also Kermit was burnt by the leader of an emo cult who Croaker was living with
@@die_selhe also supposedly “staked” the culprit in the heart. Athena (the culprit) posted on her blog afterwards so it probably didn’t stick.
OH MY GOD THATS WHAT THE "forgive me milton' IS ABOUT ON THE NEWEST POST
@@StarryPuppeteer NO that's because he teamed up with athena and is now kinning jesus after the catholic monks exorcized all of his kins and pronouns
@@featheredcloak im just imagining this fucking sentence out of context oh my god
Calling The Muppet Joker a troll is disrespectful. He is an artist. He is a visionary.
hes a fucking giant
Muppet Joker is one of my fav performance artists
Performance artists are too often called trolls 😔 when will this end
Modern performance art. Avant garde could never be so free.
Modern Francis bacon lol
Father? Absent. Mother? Insufferable. Polycule? Hates me. Horse? Ate.
I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE STABLES
I am aware that this is a reference to something, but it is so perfectly crafted, and I am so ignorant, that I can't parse what it's a reference to.
From the original copypasta:
I arrive at the panera
Bagel: toasted
Cheese: creamed
Dick: out
_i am forcibly escorted out of the panera_
Kinda makes me miss old tumblr. People made some unintentional comedy gold sometimes.
@@Vinemaplefamous tumblr post that became meme format
I'm fairly certain that the anti-Strange Aeons posts were a deliberate play to make it more likely that you would see his content and would make a video on him- it's kind of brilliant
it absolutely was intended to summon strange
@@8-bitkirby Get out your book of slanderous terms and ritual salt, we're summoning Mr. Strange tonight.
what if Strange actually is the Croaker and that post was just to throw us off?
Seriously, a mastermind of social media.
yeah, I think it also makes it obvious that the Muppet Joker is Strange Aeons fan so... One Of Us
As someone who actually did go to college for writing this has actual professional writer all over it. This person is skilled, and I’m 100% confident this is the best satire writer of our generation
I can see it in my minds eye, my fucking grandkids being like "Hey grandma today we learned about some dude who was apparently like a really good satire writer in your times. Do you know anything about the Croaker"
And I will have the duty, NEIGH, the HONOUR of recounting the tales of the Brotherhood.
@@Picking.a.name.is.hard1 Nay*
@@marcella8576NEIGHHHHHH
I can excuse every other use of the word “muppethole” but the phrase “the dripping muppethole of my dear lover” is something that I can never forget or forgive.
Take a shot every time the word "muppethole" is said. Nah, we'd be dead if we tried that as a drinking game.
Why?! Why is THAT the line you cannot allow anyone to cross??
JK, I just thought it'd be a funny response
tumblr is a cooperative game and the goal is to inflict psychic damage on your teammates
*crossing fingers* no puzzles no puzzles no puzzles no puzzles
"I DO NOT NEED YOUR ENTIRE BACKSTORY OR WHAT GENDER YOU 🏳️⚧️ TRANSED 🏳️⚧️ FROM BECAUSE I DO NOT CARE." kinda goes hard ngl.
You need more squimble @UTTP-142
T.I.R.M is my favorite new term.
BRO THIS IS THE SECOND TIME I’VE SEEN THIS EXACT BOT TODAY 😭😭
@@ItzMuffinzzive seen it all over swell entertainment, chad chad too i think and just other general popular creators. idk how it isnt banned by YT cuz ive seen a couple clones about
@@thesyrupdude I saw it in the comments of the new helluva boss episode
"I am no longer allowed near the horses," had me damn near rolling on the ground. and then "i actually kin Bucephalus" absolutely gut-punched me into a hysterical laughing mess. holy hell.
also the reference to the horse Bucephalus could be referring to the dead guy’s father’s horse from S2 of the After Party on Apple TV+
@@cacophonymontgomery Or Dad has an Alexander the Great complex.
headcaning that his dad kins mr hands
@@HungerGamesFan00
You beat me to mentioning Mr. Hands XD
and then the one anon simply going "Neigh."
The way both the uncle & the father are written as misogynists who are dismissive of their wives but are a bit weirded out by Colton because he’s the only one who admits he hates women.
“I wandered the forest until dark, ate some berries, threw up, frightened off animals with my warrior cries and tried to fall asleep under a tree” is a fucking hilarious statement and honestly needs more attention LMAOOO
i never want to hear the words “muppet hole” ever again
_Agreed!_ 😂
Who would win, mind hole vs muppet hole
mind goblin muppet holes....
@@RanPizza i think the Mind Goblin would win
muppet hole
I am trying to imagine them between posts just living a normal life, being a cool person then getting home and being like "okay, time to log into Tumblr and post a bunch of Muppet/joker insanity" before going back to being 100% normal and that image is pretty hilarious to me
"Hey man, what do you do for fun? Any hobbies?"
"I do, uhh... creative writing"
You think they have a non-croaker related blog? Like, they have other interests they post about on a regular Tumblr blog, then switches to The Croaker to post his daily insanity like the world's weirdest Superman?
i mean, they're probably also a little odd irl but probably no more so than the average tumblr user. they just had an idea and executed it perfectly
Also they need to stage like photoshoots for that kermit puppet lol
@@Sscorpika Do you think they do an entire batch in one take? Or do they only take pictures when a post requires one?
I adore how the character this guy made is from like a well off family. Like his family own a stable and have stablehands and his family pay for his tuition.
I love that. I love the idea of this upperclass nepo baby being completely insane.
It adds to the verisimilitude, IMO.
it just adds so much to the character, he seems just. So much more delusional than if we didn't know anything about his background at all.
the existence of badminton implied the existence of 'goodminton'
@@natmorse-noland9133that’s a fun SAT word you just taught me, thanks!
I've been dealing with an irl insane nepo baby too which unfortunately makes this feel more real, but +immersion points I guess 😂
i once reblogged a post of the muppet joker's eyes and put in the tags calling them effervescent. then i received an ask by none other than him, saying nothing but 'EFFERVESCENT'. scariest moment of my life
I can't believe I saw the AITA post on tiktok with an AI voice and minecraft parkour before seeing this video
That line about the joker 'defiling his puppet hole' gave me more psychic damage than the blowfly girl i think
The what
@@passionate_possum_palI would say don’t look it up, i think it know what it’s in reference to, but safe to say you’re better off not knowing
@@passionate_possum_palWhang made a video about it, it's gross af tho
ough. hold on i have to google something im gonna regret.
edit: ok cool great awesome
Really that’s just normal plushophile stuff if you think about it
The Muppet Joker created the social experiment that Cole Sprouse wishes he were able to pull off. The Muppet Joker is a literary god amongst men (and only men)
and non binaries
@@kjarakravik4837Anyone who's not a woman, honestly
And Vriska
Wait I'm intersex with both parts and identify as both would that mean I'm half banned?
For anyone looking for an update, The Croaker saw this video (has not watched it but is aware of it) and got so mad that he had to stop 'using' his Kermit plush and kinshifted into someone new. Absolutely masterful response
Not just anyone new, but Vriska: the most controversial woman in Homestuck, and the catalyst for his previous breakthrough from misogyny
@@overthinker5805 At the time I wrote my comment I wasn't aware who Vriska was and didn't want to spread misinformation about the brotherhood's leader. Thank you for the additional info 🙏 perhaps this is the beginning of a new arc towards women but based on how hard he's been fighting this aspect of himself perhaps not lol
@@overthinker5805 Jesus Christ
@@overthinker5805 *BASED.*
@@overthinker5805VRISKA!?!?!
I think “maybe have a therapist desired reality” is the funniest insult i’ve ever heard im actually crying
Muppet Joker Update (Let me know if I got something wrong)!
Kermit uses both he and she pronouns now (according to his bio), apparently his Kermit (Muppet, not human) was "killed" in some way (unsure), and has been cremated (a joke has been made about turning his ashes into an adult toy).
According to relatively recent posts, she now kins Dark Eve (whoever that is???), as well as a few homestuck characters (apparently he read homestuck at some point. I dunno).
Hank Green apologists has been changed to Brennan Lee Mulligan apologists (what did he do???).
Good Omens fans have been added to his DNI (apparently we're annoying, idk).
Strange Aeons has been added to the DNI (that's not surprising).
Denny's (the restaurant) fans have been added to the DNI (Apparently she has Denny's trauma. I have no idea).
Women have been replaced with men in the DNI (feminism! yayyy).
Snape apologists have been added to the DNI (No clue).
Strange is organizing a Dashcon 2 (watch her video about it!), and apparently there are plans to duel in the ballpit. Neato.
Tumblr user unmask-strange-aeons has a conspiracy that she's secretly the muppet joker (Kermit has reblogged one of their posts with help from what I presume to be the brotherhood to kung pow penis the post).
There is black mold in his current apartment (I believe his mother asked him to find a new apartment for obvious safety reasons, I don't believe he has moved as of yet).
I think his roommates have a maggot infestation somewhere in a closet (referred to as "the meat closet").
He said British DNI at some point (this has not been added to the official pinned post).
She supports Kamala Harris (which is neat, I guess. Better than the other option).
"Tell me your pronouns this instant so I can decide which slur to call you" - AN ACTUAL QUOTE.
I think he's spoken about his distaste for My Little Pony fans (probably for the horses. It's probably the horses).
I have taken psychic damage for this, spare a like and I'll be reminded of this horror.
Athena, the main roommate, destroyed the Kermit doll for a ritual. Idk for what, but it was burned. Hope this helps, I’ve wasted hours lurking his tumblr because honestly it’s been my personal soap opera I tune into every now and then ever since finding this video.
@@RocksterStudios-tt3eh what ritual????
What does “the brotherhood to kung pow penis the post” mean 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Think I can explain the Denny’s thing. Much like the Hank Green DNI is likely a reference to when John Green was on Tumblr, it’s likely a reference to an era when brands started sidling into Tumblr via blogs run by said brand’s social media team. One of the first to really gain traction was Denny’s, who embraced the “place you end up at when it’s 3 am and hungry and everywhere else is closed, also you’re probably high” image the restaurant chain had with what we came to call “Weird Denny’s”. Of course, as it was always just another attempt by marketers to put advertising fucking everywhere, the fond sentiment for Weird Denny’s didn’t last.
WHAT DID BRENNAN DO TO DESERVE THIS?????
Somehow, through all of the absurdity I just watched, "I microwave one corn dog. Tonight, it is a little bittersweet watching it spin around on the plate" is the thing that made me laugh out loud
Right? There are so many little gems of comedic writing all over the place!
He’s got a little something for everyone
In case anyone's curious he's currently having a crisis of identity and having doubts of his misogyny because this video has forced an "involuntary kinshift" in him into Vriska from Homestuck.
Update Edit: He's looking into hiring an exorcist to remove Vriska Serket from his soul, but is worried the exorcism will sever his connection to Kermit and The Joker. Quite the conundrum.
Update 2: He's going scorched earth on Strange for inflicting this on him and, along with his acolyte Muppet Joker Number 69 Fan, will astral project to battle Strange in the astral realm tonight. May the devil take pity on her, as her enemy is the lord.
Update 3: The battle was not easy for either side. Strange allegedly summoned a veritable swarm of monstrous furbies (MJno69F was bit by one and transformed into a furby kinnie). The Croaker claims that he won and the entity we are seeing online claiming to be Father Strange is a muppet replica. She denies this. Believe who you will. It's looking like this is probably the end of Strange Æons' involvement in The Muppet Joker's twisted tale.
It's been a week since and she hasn't posted. RIP in peace
@@stevenhuntley8706Oh no
SHE LOST
Im gonna miss her.
rest in peace strange we’ll miss you
*Kermit voice * you wanna know how I got these scars
that's the only time I've ever actually heard it in the characters voice and I hate it. thank you
@gearandalthefirst7027 you are so so welcome lol hope you have a lovely evening
The republicans...
*batman pulls out his phone, it's an amazon search for felt scissors
*kermit voice* you wanna know how i got these holes
i saw someone say the muppet joker is andrew hussie and now i can't unsee it. no he's probably not andrew hussie but dear goodness he is emulating his writing.
honestly!! if it isn’t, they’re actively imitating him really well, down to the smallest things lol
maybe that's why the muppet joker kins vriska
From what I've heard he referenced Homestuck a lot even from the beginning and had now kinswitched to Vriska, so it's not a surprise that Hussie would be an influence.
vriska and fucking horses. of course
Yeah he's very much in the same circles of internet weirdness as Hussie
i am actually cackling over the irony of a reality-shifting blog telling someone that they're not coping in a healthy way, and proceeding to recommend that they go to a desired reality with therapists in it
I think that his father being obsessed with horses is a reference to the play Equus which is about a young man whose religious upbringing mixes with his budding hormones and projects onto a horse god he makes up named Equus. A lot of themes of that play are present in the muppet joker’s persona.
Holy shit it’s all real
He really is a creative writing major
I find this funny see this after tonight's events with Denise
it is! one of the blogs involved reblogged one of my Equus posts
Or maybe it's another homestuck reference
@@Cdr2002what if it’s all for a school project?? like, the Reddit, the tumblr, all of it.
turns out. he is ACtually a really good writer. He created a compelling character and multi-platform story around it
classic "i commented before the video ended and turns out you say the exact thing word for word"-core comment
I was expecting the "Hank Green apologist" thing to be explained at some point. Nope.
RIGHT LIKE WHAT DOES HE *MEAN*
I think he did get into big trouble some while back
i thought it was a reference to the cock monologue post but then i realized that was JOHN green, so i have no idea
@@Zilegil It's obviously a troll like with women and people over thirty 😭
well its not easy being green. or something like that, probably
12:12 - The fact that the OP recognises Gonzo as non binary makes me think that whoever wrote this really knows Muppet lore. There's a vintage Muppet comic where Gonzo passes two washroom doors marked for men and women, and instead goes into a third washroom door marked specifically for Gonzo. I think this is what OP is referencing when he says Gonzo is non binary, which is a pretty deep cut.
idk if it's in the modern movies but isn't being non-binary one of Gonzo's main things? like the 3 things I know about him not from the Muppets Christmas Carol are he's an alien, he fucks chickens, and he's non-binary
@@nehemiahsomers4141 There was also an episode of The Muppet Babies where he wore a dress in a Cinderella retelling and the other Muppets were supportive (in the episode, he was worried his friends would be upset with him or make fun of him), so I'm glad to hear that the lore's been staying consistent with Gonzo being non binary.
I don't know if calling this guy a troll is really fair. This is a very well made ARG to me. I guess not really an ARG but so much like one. That he's got this whole multi character arc going across tumblr to reddit, text messages. And all the little nuances and consistencies in the 'lore' are well thought out. I especially liked the bit where his dad loves horses and his name is Colter. That's brilliant.
Fr it’s like how people only mention evilmario in context of his rent lowering antics like do you even care that he was shot dead in Alaska and didn’t get to reincarnate back into his original form
the term youre looking for is unfiction
Muppet Joker and That one guy who's super into greek and roman ideas of manliness (Warrior male) are both on the same side of the x-axis but opposite sides of the y-axis on a scale I cannot comprehend
Warrior Male?? We stan 😁
@@becauseimafan I got blocked by warrior male for calling him/his content gay (he posted gay porn all the time for those who don't know him)
@@becauseimafan thank you for the name!
and right in the middle is bro strider
@@krisk0meiji I hate the fact you are so very correct.
okay but the reality shifting blog's answer is unhinged in like the very opposite direction. matching each other's freak as the kids say. also "maybe imagine a therapist desired reality?" is a sick burn
this is genuinely so impressive. the character-building. the MULTIPLE characters. the telling the story throughout different social media platforms. it's like an ARG. beautiful
It's art.
The person behind all this is genuinely a really good writer. The sock puppets have such different writing styles. This is so incredibly entertaining 😂
the croaker being an arg is the hottest take of the decade
unfiction, if you will
Everymanhybrid but instead of Habit u get the Croaker
I think the biggest tell that he’s a troll is that there isn’t some local news headline about the Easter incident with a frustrating 1/8th of the context behind the incident in the article being read off by Nash and Tara on Radio Dead Air
"tw felt" has me rolling. Obviously it's a valid trigger but in this specific scenario it's very funny.
I love when people RP with troll accounts as people they “know”, it’s the best part, it adds so much lore
i'd like but you have 69 likes right now
Please give me my epipen
There are several Bucephelus roleplay accounts and I love them
The only way this could be better is if a counter troll who was a Ms. Piggy & Batman fictionkin started fucking with him.
there is actually: gonzobatman01
sonic for real justice: the sequel
I hate the pig woman with my life. She does not leave the lizard alone.
nonono
Ms. Piggy Harley quin
mistah K
Liquid Chris
I'd argue the most famous otherkin is the catkin who leaked the american no fly list, Mia Crimew, our holy bingle.
PRAISE BE MAIA ARSON CRIMEW
Weedcat (affectionate)
We stan Maia Arson Crimew
Crimew is love, Crimew is life
Crimew? more like Crimuwu amirite
Wait I just realized- if this person is actually a creative writing major this would all make a lot of sense. It’s masterful writing
He updated his blog to men and TERFs DNI. I love performance art
Colter being obsessed & believing himself to be Adam, feeling violated for having his rib removed and turned into a woman, leading to his misogyny is next level writing. I want to use it somewhere else but how am I to explain it came from a Muppet-Joker blog 😅
his NAME is KERMIT >:(
neigh@@noti7510
id have no shame sourcing his blog its written BEAUTIFLY! id kiss at his Ethan shrine to get some of his writing power
His name is Kermit
#antihorse low-key the funniest tag I've ever seen
#horsesareoverparty
#horsesarentreal
#antihorse
he also uses "#muppet transformation caves" regularly
A clown being in a relationship with a muppet is so close to being a homestuck reference and I don't like that I'm making that connection.
Good(?) news: he discovered homestuck and decided versika or however you spell it is the only woman he likes. No I'm not kidding
@@idkwhatslife Of fucking course he likes Vriska
as homestuck intended, it all comes full circle...
@idkwhatslife based
@idkwhatslife he also kins bro strider
“Neigh”
Absolute legend
this is clearly another portland polycule/homestuck pool meetup drowning/etc thing, but it's funny while it lasts lol
whats that second thing?
@@fourthmatchflame There was this random popular tumblr post going around that was normal except for someone in the comments accusing op of trying to drown them at an irl pool party. Gradually this became big drama with multiple blogs claiming to be personally involved, but then the op of the original post said that the drama wasn’t real and the accounts involved were just sock puppets and everything was fabricated by op because they felt like starting shit.
@@nixxdra I love you, Tumblr
don’t forget sonic for real justice
@@notyourdaughter666 of course, how could i forget
How does it ALWAYS lead back to Bible fanfiction?? Like ALL ROADS lead there!!
All roads lead to My Immortal. There's no going back.
We are all Toby
Omg, what if the muppet joker is Toby (would check out with the sockpuppet hate comments)
i can’t believe Bible fanfiction is Rome
Missionaries are getting creative with recruiting
@@orsolyafekete7485 This person is a much better writer than Toby ever was.
straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My kermit.
I'm literally sobbing. I can't handle how much seriousness the words "muppet hole" are spoken with.
This is art. Wild, gross, disturbing, unsettling and uncomfortable art, but still, art.
Lost it at "what wild abandon, my liege!"
Can't believe Kermit is a TIRM.
Wait a second... Kermit backwards is TIRMek. Coincidence? I think not 🧐
@@JrTheDragon01 Almost.. XD
Kermit would never
fr
@@an-ADHD-Infested-Nerdpiggy would be though
aunt kimberly did nothing to deserve that #justiceforauntkimberly ToT
I fact-kin Aunt Kimberly, so I just wanted to thank you personally for this, I appreciate it.
@@LordMoku aunt kimberly, how did your kid turn out?
@@gummyneighborino7217i’m an aunt kin-berly as well
the baby is lovely and has no signs of FASD
@timtam. Can confirm I fact kin the baby and I am perfectly healthy
@@die_sel oh I'm so happy for you, stay strong
you KNOW the video is good when a quarter of the way through strange's girlfriend, who must be used to a pretty high baseline level of bullshit, goes "did you finally crack"
The whole Bucephalus thing is a reference to Living Poetry, a surrealist film by Alejandro Jodorowsky. A character poisons a horse named Bucephalus in the movie. Very clever
"I shift to a world where god cannot see me" is an accidental hard line
"maybe try having a therapist desired reality" is CRAZY oml
muppet joker is the shakespeare of our time fr
I don't think i've ever laughed so hard with an internet troll as i have with muppet joker, they're such a good writer holy shit
i am in tears, muppet joker is genuinely a comedic masterpiece
@@rabbitfloss He was truly made as you like it
You can tell it's a troll just from them using the word "orbs". It's such a meme in the fanfic community, but nobody actually uses this to describe eyes.
Not anymore. They used to.
i’m so obsessed with the idea that he has head trauma from the horse kicking him which could be the cause of his dark muppet ways
Why has this become my comfort video
glad i'm not the only one hahaha
Me too 😂
He’s like if the Portland Polycule was inhabiting one guy’s head. But worse.
I mean considering the most recent updates yeah very much so
This man is every single component of Lord English simultaneously. The puppets, the clowns, the swords, the horses, the weird sex stuff, the ramblings about religion. If it turned out the entire inspiration for this was Homestuck I wouldnt be surprised.
Why is everything a Homestuck reference 😭
Also the hatred of women
He's also a Vriska kinnie now
He’s having an existential crisis over kinning Vriska now, so that’s something.
he's even green... he really has it all
Wait I'm obsessed with the anti-strange post
"I remember a cruicial piece of information: The Transgenders!" I already love the croaker
my new goal is to find a situation to quote this. like it’s just so good
Me every day
having a cain and abel level beef with a horse is storytelling you cant find anywhere but tumblr i love it
Coming to this after the Portland polycule is wild
“No, that was self defense” sent me.
First ever: Premeditated self-defense
If the Muppet Joker is a troll, it is a masterfully crafted one. We truly live in a society.
It ain't easy living in a society.
It becomes obvious it's trolling the moment other characters are brought in
@@Smidgeon-pigeon Humanpilled feltcel
really taking the phrase "puppet account" to a whole new level
This says a lot about society, and yet, we live in one
Girl you turned him into VRISKA LMFAO
I followed The Muppet Joker for all of five minutes before deciding I didn't have the mental fortitude to witness this almost unparalleled artistry.
We need a miss piggy batman to parallel this joker kermit account
There's a gonzobatman
This isn't trolling, it's digital performance art. I can respect the craft.
I don't know anything other than what's in the video, but just from this I like how oddly wholesome he is? Like, it seems like the person behind the facade is probably a fairly normal creative person who's been online enough to have witnessed some deeply cursed things, who knows how to utilize sockpuppets and doesn't want to actually hurt anyone. Hence the weird trans-inclusiveness, despite open but shallow misogyny. Shallow to the point of caricature, even. There's an aura of self-awareness that creeps up every so often, and while that ruins the notion of it all being accidentally funny, there's enough that's deliberately funny for me to appreciate.
Though "muppet hole" is a phrase that I will never be able to fully erase from my brain, and for that there can be no forgiveness.
It treads the line so well between leaving me in tears from laughing and sounding plausible enough to be the kind of drama I could imagine watching in real time as the cops and ambulance show up for the third time in a month at a neighbor's house.
Oh I went into a deep dive of this guy's tumblr back in April, and it's insane the mixture of genuine mental illness and hilarious tumblr posts that feel so tumblr perfect. Like one of my favorite out of context quotes is from a post of him talking about his hate for Steven Universe and it end with, "[Garnet] has given me an irrational fear that one tall woman may secretly be two lesbians."
I haven't been able to get that quote out of my head for the last two months.
there's so much to love here but i'm obsessed with the muppet joker's nemesis being a horse named after alexander the great's favorite. it's giving tom bombadil mention in my immortal
Update: Kermit wrote a letter reconciling with Bucephalus and then Bucephalus died.
"I am sure you are wondering why I have broken into your stable and begun reading this letter put loud to you from a magnificent scroll. Well you see, it is because you cannot read. I do not hold this against you. It is the nature of being a horse.
I have held your horsehood against you for all of my life. I believed that Father loved you more than I because you had hooves and could run so fast and stomp on the heads of the son he was disappointed in. I still believe this to be true, but now I know it is not your fault you were beloved and I was despised. I should never have fed you avocados (poisonous to your kind). I should have poisoned Father instead.
You did not mean to kick me in the head. You were just scared, and lashing out in violence. I understand now. I do the same. We all have our inner demons, our Joker Rage. Your eyes always held such love, and I never saw it. I am trying not to fear you. I am trying to love you, the only brother I have.
I love you, Bucephalus."
"I was stalking my father's Facebook when I saw his post. He died the night he ate my handwritten letter from my hands. I fear I may have killed him
# Did you choke on my olive branch brother?
# Is my letter of love what killed you?"
Oh my god
Is it fiction? Oh absolutely...
Is it incredibly compelling and intriguing storytelling?... Yeah.
"I microwave one corn dog. Tonight, it is a little bittersweet watching it spin around on the plate."
Why the fuck is this such a good line???
Emphasis on detail produces some of the most gorgeous writing. It is specific, in the moment, yet the attached emotion doesn't seem to match what is described.
im so glad you covered this. i went down the muppet joker rabbit hole a few months ago and i had an amazing time doing it. the lore insane. more lore not included in this video:
-he hit his previous therapist with his car at 4mph. he waited for hours outside of the therapists office for this.
-hes admitted that his "sessions" with his kermit plush can last up to four hours.
-he ate his college roommates soap. the roommate packed up and left shortly after.
-he is a flat earther.
*muppet hole
I do agree this is probably fake, but i also believe this person could exist. Also I'm calling it now, this is going to end with him transitioning, going full circle
have you seen the vriska posts? you may be right
THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING!! and she was reading the post, i couldn’t help but noticing how similarly he writes to a former friend i had who was chronically on tumblr and i blocked because she was too creepy for my own personal comfort. but i’m not sure if he’ll transition. he might just go to a psychiatrist hospital and disappear from the internet as a way of trying to avoid triggers. ig we gotta keep up with the updates.
Muppet Joker Falls into a vat of estrogen in the ACE HRT chemical factory
@@natbatrat-d7ehe’s imitating chronically online language to be funny.
You have no idea where this is going
comparing your relationship with your dad’s horse to cain and abel’s brotherhood is WILD. truly the themes of this work are so interesting. i can only hope that one day i will be as talented as the writer behind the muppet joker
"i have very little money and struggle with employment due to my personality" is sending me into orbit
My local goth coffee house had a guy who'd do Kermit the Frog voice acoustic guitar covers of Nine Inch Nails' Hurt at open mike night. He kept doing it and I wish I had that kind of confidence
He has One Joke 😂
Bro I think that might have been him lol
For anyone wondering about updates since this video was being made but don't want to venture into Tumblr (valid)
-the croaker started a relationship with one of their fans (kermitjokerfannumber4 or smth, refered to as #4). This was short lived however, as #4 got jealous when the croaker posted about missing Ethan. I haven't checked whether #4 is still active, but I believe they want revenge on croaker. Probably either an alt of the croaker or someone else in on the bit.
-there are two new players on the scene. One is the Gonzo Batman (NOT the Gonzo kinnie who the polycule replaced Kermit joker with, this is another Gonzo) who vows to take down the croaker. It's been heavily implied the Gonzo batman is someone who knows colter irl. Again, this is probably either the Kermit joker as an alt or someone in on the bit.
-as of 3 hours ago, there is also a miss piggy account. This isn't someone kinning miss piggy, but is the wife of miss piggy (who has since disappeared) who also vows to take down the croaker. She seems new and I'm not sure whether she's part of the In Crowd or someone else joining in on the fun.
I'm now mutuals with the batman Gonzo. I've never been more proud in my Tumblr career.
UPDATE: FOUR HAS TAKEN A SHIT ON KERMIT JOKER'S PORCH.
Four took a shit on his porch!!! What!!!
I’m fairly certain Gonzo Batman is legit and existed before the Muppet Joker, and inspired Muppet Joker’s creation
@@m.nic.5080 nah unless they had another account? gonzobatman1 was first active on May 7th this year, the croaker was around long before
Please tell me the Miss Piggy blog is Harley Quinn themed
The fact that it's the Jared Leto Joker makes me think it's a troll
This is just Jared Leto getting into character for a sequel.
Nah a lot of people hate Jared leto, I'm not surprised since joker kinny and leto is viewed as the worst joker
...and not any of the other obvious troll things he does???
@@yurifairy2969 I mean yeah that's fair, tho I still don't think hating Jared Leto is a factor.
I didn't think he was a troll then, I do now since he keeps talking about sueing strange aeons for emotional distress 💀
Where do they show Jared Leto? It looks like he’s mainly referencing The Dark Knight and some of the art has animated series Joker but I didn’t see any Leto joker
i always roll my eyes at bait that's so out of wack it can't possibly be real, but this is actually so well crafted its good. that's RARE
This is the most homestuck-coded thing (that's still unrelated to hs) I've ever seen. This sounds so much like Andrew Hussie shitposting. The only thing that could make this more hs coded is if Jermit started dating a Vriska tulpa
.... So about that-
He later began kinning Vriska.
As someone who's whole knowledge of HS comes from that one jan Misali video and those two Sarah Z videos, I still don't know what Vriska's significance is lol.
But I know she did nothing wrong. Probably.