@@ccaffie1231 All forms of anarchy are on the libertarian side of the Political Compass. "Libertarian" does not automatically refer to Right "libertarian," if that's what you think I meant.
If you backwards longjump through neoliberalism, you can actually skip to the ancap tower which has a glitchy room which you can knock a mcnuke in and and sequence break to the end screen that normally happens after you fight the 4 off compass fusion
Steamed I don’t know I tried this out on switch and it worked pretty well, only you went from neoliberalism to transhumanist primitivism, and you have to quantum leap into an ape
Yes, but since the horseshoe is an essential item during the fight against the 4d compass and you only unlock it during chapter 3 "auth unity", this strategy is unviable.
World record being approached by humans at 12000 years from the beginning of civilization to collapse, will the evolved dolphins that replace them smash it?
if you actually read the text behind him (or just know any type of basic political theory) it says the libertarian socialists are also called anarcho-communists.
@@sashavaleria4287 I mean I have read political theory but not ancom theory so I dont know, it could be so, but arent libertarian socialists less extreme?
@@NoName-ui1nb "Libertarian socialism" was used as a dogwhistle for "anarchism" when France made it illegal to be an anarchist, so historically they're pretty much the same thing.
@@NoName-ui1nb @maor rachmani Eh, not exactly? Remember how on a political compass there's two axis, authoritarian-libertarian and left-right? Libertarian socialism is most accuratly described as a broader umbrella term for anyone in the "green" quadrant, tho it's most commonly only really used for people closer to the edge and not near the center. For this reason it is often conflated with ancom, as ancom is a *specific type* of libertarian socialism. Over time the two terms havve come to be even more conflated in some circles, but after the ancaps in america co-opted the term "libertarian" for their silly little ancap shit it's gotten americans confused when talking about this type of stuff with non-americans[which is a whole other issue, i suggest the tittle "The Betrayal of the American Right" as a good read regarding it, tho here is the specific passage: "Other words, such as “liberal,” had been originally identified with laissez-faire libertarians, but had been captured by left-wing statists, forcing us in the 1940s to call ourselves rather feebly “true” or “classical” liberals. “Libertarians,” in contrast, had long been simply a polite word for left-wing anarchists, that is for anti-private property anarchists, either of the communist or syndicalist variety. But now we had taken it over."] TL;DR: well yes but actually no
Not entirely, no one knows how to skip the whole thing consistently, but skipping to the Anarchist variant is consistant with a couple of well placed skips and glitching the vodka item out of the secret trotskyist boss fight.
In a circular room of infinite corners. Sits an infinite number of people. Each person sits in a corner. Every cornered person Screams they they are right and everyone else is wrong. This continues forever. -Ideology
the whole concept of ideology is kind stupid, like you have a list of opinions on 100000 different topics and I am suppose to sign under it agreeing with them all?
Brilliant poem. I thought it was by a professional poet and looked it up to see who wrote it, but it's not to be found. I guess you wrote it. You have a gift!
"I didn't include unimportant ideologies" >doesn't include my extremely niche and pointless offshoot of postleftism and capitalist individualism wow jreg, kinda acidic of you
Venez Dude ancom: everyone shares the cows and gets milk equally True communism: the state owns the cows and distributes the milk “equally” Ancap: this is my cow that’s your cow we get our own milk. If yours dies so do you. Fascism: the state takes your cows and you get nothing
ironically i think this is the most unironic video he's done in a long time. like, that last bit is actually the most straightforward, understandable, and believable explanation of his opinion and political stance that I've seen in a while
The idea is that you don't have to rely on the infrastructure and technology of modern political systems. You can't be homeless, starving, or stressed about your pointless office job if you abandon that system all together. Of course there would be some issues on a larger scale if there was no agriculture, and things like healthcare may be a problem if you don't want to die early. But on an individual scale it's quite appealing to some, and I can see some more moderate implementations of this belief being helpful on a larger scale. For example, guerilla gardening is a way to take back resources and allow the community to subsist without buying food at the grocery store.
@@rubricscube_ Crime pays but Botany Doesn't is one of my favourite guerilla gardening channels. He's an angry bostonian talking shit about society while planting seeds.
I like that gonna move to anywhere, like besides a waterfall in the middle of the woodlands and just argue with them about the ownership of the land "I own it! it's mine! -says who? the state.. it's in the law! -alright buddy, you keep your fairy tales away from me, you don't even live here " that's like anarcho-primitivism or straight up primitivism tho before we invented the state and other stuff. the only difference would be if you believe in nature, to which I just say that if you encounter a jaguar you'll believe in nature real fast
I think the newbie strats are used to interest people in the run. If he wanted to, he could do all of that stuff alongside stopping rambling and possibly get a sub-12 run in that case (if he also spoke as fast as Eminem raps), but that’d probably dissuade too many people from taking any interest in the matter. It’d also infuriate the centrists (and maybe some of the boomers and infants), but it’s not like the rest of his content doesn’t do that anyways.
I used to unironically be an Anarcho-Primitivist when I was 10 or 11 years old. I didn’t call it that but me and my brother wanted to return to being hunter-gatherers, found a tribe, and live primitively. We thought it was the only way to save the planet (+ we were OBSESSED with primitive survival) Edit: we were full on primalists, not just anarcho-primitivists
I mean, besides the religious influence and being kind of outdated technologically, it seems like a pretty good ideology. Gives everyone the bear minimum they need for survival (which is something many supporters of socialism would like), but everything else is a result of doing additional work for those luxuries (something capitalist would agree with).
just remember that there are people who disliked a video of a guy reading definitions because (since it's politics) they somehow got offeded by the definition of their own ideologies...
nah this ain't optimized, maybe if we got to a human doing a TAS run maybe, but the WR is nowhere close to that, as only a transhunanist could be that fast, obviously.
@@DrewPicklesTheDark Yeah, but the ones that are dead are the developers of the game, the ones that are alive are only working on mods, not in the actual game
@@aesop1451 The perceived meaning of certain words is a spook. To surrender your thought to one meaning because it has been used in a certain way is to allow yourself to be haunted by that meaning. Based could for example merely mean the foundation for something, metaphorical or physical. It could also mean where one centers their activities, ie "based from home." Indeed their are words and phrases that previously had meanings that could be seen as negative to certain groups egos, such as "black list" or "rule of thumb" however these phrases have since surpassed this meaning. Granted both race and gender are also spooks
>Actually lists Anarcho-Monarchism >"Those are all the important ones" You did good, shrek. This post was brought to you by the Anarcho-Monarchist Gang.
Well.... Not really a mistake. Sigma summation is just integration of discrete sets. And normal integral symbol usually integration of continuous sets. However, if you think about it humans are discrete sets, there is no 1.23.. human so it is quite appropriate to choose sigma symbol.
I love your videos so much that I spend every lunch break and all my free time watching videos about wacky ideologies and politics, which I wasn't even interested about before I discovered your channel. Wow. Also thanks to you I leveled up my english with a shit ton of terminology, definitions and concepts. I love you Jeyrej!💕
New paradox just dropped: Anti-Centrism in a world where the status quo is Anti-centrism. Solution???: The world is split into 4 quarters under different systems, forming an irl political compass. idk if that would work but it sound cool
Alexander Will Irish Republicanism is definitely like leftcons by being economically left and culturally moderate right. Then again, parties like the Irish Freedom Party and Aontú might herald a new ideology appearing
I had an English teacher who told me to challenge the status quo but I think it depended on which election year was the year you have to challenge the status quo
Diet AnPrim: Return to pre-industrial revolution (return to horse) AnPrim: Return to pre-Agricultural revolution (return to monke) Extremist AnPrim: Return to ocean and abandon lungs (return to pre-invertebrate ancestor)
A better model for standard politics only takes a few questions 1. The in group of the movement 2. The out group of the movement 3. The placement of the believer (ingoup, outgroup, or observer) The ingroup/outgroup can be of any subject matter. Politics runs on abstraction. 4. Repeat steps 1-3 for every subject matter you find relevant. These are your base ideologies. 5. Combine the ideologies by weight of ((placement/ingroup + placement/outgroup) - placement/observer) by the count of each. This gives you a numerical score for the level of activist sophistication of your worldview. 6. Combine structures and remove redundancy, by naming positions, in/out groups relevant to the material. 7. Make notes of why you believe what you do for anecdote And then you have a manifesto of standard political caliber with a measure of self sophistication and personal relevance.
if you think Brazilians are stupid for that, you should check out Bolsonarism. we're so much more stupider than you could ever imagine. you think trumpism was bad? Brazilians wish they could have a leader as good as trump, and that aint ironical, not even trump could be as bad of a leader if he tried. we're talking about the guy that gave the world's best localized space center to the US for free. free absolutely nothing in return. just welcomed them to launch their rockets there and take over it. which is stupid considering the whole US espionage on that same base 20 years ago when they sabotaged a launch of a 4-motor rocket killing dozens of workers, scientists and technicians. try wrapping your head around that. suddenly using Σ for integralism isn't that bad, when you realize how insignificant that is compared to how dumb we can be as a nation.
This must be about the third time you've run through them, but dang it I'll be here for the seventeenth, by which time the list will be in the several hundreds and it'll take you at least there hours to go through them.
you failed the "Explaining Every Political Ideology" speedrun when you said "They're Nazis, I don't think I have to explain that". Yes you do. It's the title of the heckin speedrun.
Rewatching this over and over until i pick a cool ideology that i can mould my entire personality around
Try anarcho centrism
Try reading more fanzines, books and searching. You can be forever looking for an ideology, and that´s ok.
@@cmonman7990 **CENTERISM**
@@achannel3295 im in the middle economically but south of the center
@@cmonman7990 why
Broke fascist: 300 years ago was great
Woke anprim: 50000 years ago was great
Bespoke Anarcho-devolutionist: 2 million years ago was great
Weirdest part is that many wignats are ironically anprim but unironically hold many of the same beliefs
charlie rose Anarcho-primordialsoupist: 4 Billion years ago was great
@@dinodonut5776 my most powerful take yet:
Third-Impact Evangelionism is just Accelerationist Anarcho-Primordialsoupism
Bespoke Primalist: *Grrrrrrrr gnar snar*; Translation: "Sapience and it's consequences has been a disaster for the human race."
Oh so you're a politician? Then name every political ideology. 😏
This guy:
lmao
The sad thing is that most politicians would probably have a hard time correctly identifying basic capitalism and socialism
@Onward Turtle Trump: China!
@@zyanego3170 biden:what was the question?
@Onward Turtle oh god that would be terrible
Eco-Fascists: “If you touch the trees, I’ll break your knees!”
Based
"i am the eco-fascist, i speak for the trees. you lay a hand on a leaf, i'll break your knees"
@@Matti-ie7vw ryhmes bro rhymes!!
@@Matti-ie7vw it's 2am and I made the most common lorax joke
"I am the lorax, I speak for the trees, why are they speaking Vietnamese?"
Fuck around the forest I'll put you to rest
Young people changing their ideologies like:
As a young person yes
15yo here
True
As a former young person I just gave tf up at 16
@@donpollo3154One must imagine sisyphus an anarchist sadist
@@snekback. “how to develop a personality” somehow leads to this
"I didnt include unimportant ideologies"
>skips anarcho-communism
is he wrong?
Exactly.
He did some pretty similar ones, libertarian socialism for example
@@Yet.Another.Rapper.KiG.V2 ew imagine comparing libertarianism to anarchy
@@ccaffie1231 All forms of anarchy are on the libertarian side of the Political Compass. "Libertarian" does not automatically refer to Right "libertarian," if that's what you think I meant.
If you backwards longjump through neoliberalism, you can actually skip to the ancap tower which has a glitchy room which you can knock a mcnuke in and and sequence break to the end screen that normally happens after you fight the 4 off compass fusion
@@Steamed and we both know greg would only ever pay when it's on sale
Steamed I don’t know I tried this out on switch and it worked pretty well, only you went from neoliberalism to transhumanist primitivism, and you have to quantum leap into an ape
@@mimikyuliker946 The funny part is the often mistaken notion of the distance covered by a quantum leap.
Yes, but since the horseshoe is an essential item during the fight against the 4d compass and you only unlock it during chapter 3 "auth unity", this strategy is unviable.
@@Miguel-bs6kh You appear right at the end screen though, the boss fight is entirely skipped
i can imagine a depressed polsci teacher putting on this when they don’t wanna do shit
This assumes that polsci teachers actually know how to think outside of a neo-liberal worldview.
Gabrielle Wankovsky LOL true
As someone who’s wants to study polsci after school I hope this isn’t the case for me
@@mvx2066 get ready cause that’s how it is
@@gabriellewankovsky2261 lol i had a libertarian professor for poly sci
Eco-Fascists: Save the trees not refugees
Scotland!
Based
I want an ethnostate where the only citizens are plants. Swamp Thing is peak performance.
Holy shit based
Why does this man look like if yandere dev wasn't an awful person and fell off the edge
I noticed that too lol
STOPP i cant unsee it
He looks like he fell off the cool edge instead of the lame depressing edge.
wow you’re right
Yandere Dev, but with a jawline
Any% accelerationism until the planet collapses
Fast france
Accelerationists are speedrunners confirmed.
World record being approached by humans at 12000 years from the beginning of civilization to collapse, will the evolved dolphins that replace them smash it?
So who is gonna zerg rush the US and China disguised as each other's army?
Anarchoapophism: when we abolish the state to construct a form of atract the apophis meteor to earth
Timestamps:
0:00 - Neoliberalism and other forms of C*ntrism
1:28 - Technocracy
1:38 - Progressivism
2:05 - Libertarian Socialism
2:20 - Anarchism
2:50 - National-Anarchism
3:26 - Anarcha-Feminism
3:53 - Anarcho-Pacifism
4:13 - Anarcho-Primitivism
4:50 - Deep Ecology
5:16 - Transhumanism
5:35 - Posthumanism
6:02 - Fascism
7:22 - Theocracy (Includes Catholic, Islamic, Buddhist, Hindu, and Christian Theocracy)
7:57 - Clerical Fascism
8:40 - Constitutional Monarchism
8:56 - Absolute Monarchism
9:27 - Eco-Fascism
9:52 - Esoteric Fascism
10:36 - Homofascism
11:25 - Integralism
11:37 - National Socialism
11:42 - Zionism
11:47 - Conservatism
12:18 - Eco-Conservatism
12:31 - Authoritarian Capitalism
13:01 - Pinochetism
13:15 - Imperialism
13:29 - Corporatocracy
14:14 - Monarchism
14:19 - National Capitalism
14:37 - Neoconservatism
15:22 - Paleoconservatism
16:10 - Conservative Socialism
16:41 - National Bolshevism
16:57 - Distributism
17:56 - Longism
18:26 - Juche
18:33 - Left Communism
18:42 - Left Wing Nationalism
19:00 - Marxism-Leninism
19:10 - Monarcho-Socialism
19:14 - National Syndicalism
19:44 - Marxism
20:07 - Paternalistic Conservatism
20:19 - Posadism
20:42 - Socialism
21:03 - Strasserism
21:18 - Democratic Socialism
21:39 - Environmentalism
21:52 - Market Socialism
22:02 - Market Anarchism
22:04 - Anarcho-Nihilism & Post-Left Anarchism
23:15 - Georgism
23:20 - Geolibertarianism
23:27 - Mutualism
24:12 - Religious Anarchism
24:56 - Social Liberalism
25:26 - Agorism
25:36 - Anarcho-Capitalism
25:51 - Anarcho-Monarchism
26:27 - Green Libertarianism
26:33 - Paleolibertarianism
26:46 - Hoppeanism
27:29 - Libertarianism
27:37 - Minarchism
27:46 - Pink Capitalism
28:11 - Capitalism
28:23 - Feudalism
28:32 - Mercantilism
28:42 - Accelerationism
28:54 - Agrarianism
29:03 - Primalism
29:16 - Anti-Centrism
Thanks. Looked for this 👍
nice! I was scrolling through hoping somebody would've done this!
True hero, you have my thanks
Thanks, this will be helpful for practicing this speedrun myself.
Are these articles in the background from some kind of wiki?
"I have covered every single important ideology"
Ancom: *cries in the corner*
Is he wrong?
if you actually read the text behind him (or just know any type of basic political theory) it says the libertarian socialists are also called anarcho-communists.
@@sashavaleria4287 I mean I have read political theory but not ancom theory so I dont know, it could be so, but arent libertarian socialists less extreme?
@@NoName-ui1nb "Libertarian socialism" was used as a dogwhistle for "anarchism" when France made it illegal to be an anarchist, so historically they're pretty much the same thing.
@@NoName-ui1nb @maor rachmani Eh, not exactly? Remember how on a political compass there's two axis, authoritarian-libertarian and left-right? Libertarian socialism is most accuratly described as a broader umbrella term for anyone in the "green" quadrant, tho it's most commonly only really used for people closer to the edge and not near the center. For this reason it is often conflated with ancom, as ancom is a *specific type* of libertarian socialism. Over time the two terms havve come to be even more conflated in some circles, but after the ancaps in america co-opted the term "libertarian" for their silly little ancap shit it's gotten americans confused when talking about this type of stuff with non-americans[which is a whole other issue, i suggest the tittle "The Betrayal of the American Right" as a good read regarding it, tho here is the specific passage: "Other words, such as “liberal,” had been originally identified with laissez-faire libertarians, but had been captured by left-wing statists, forcing us in the 1940s to call ourselves rather feebly “true” or “classical” liberals. “Libertarians,” in contrast, had long been simply a polite word for left-wing anarchists, that is for anti-private property anarchists, either of the communist or syndicalist variety. But now we had taken it over."]
TL;DR: well yes but actually no
So any word that I can think of will be a political ideology if I add “ism”, “narchy”, or “cracy”?
With ism it can also be a religion
@@zyanego3170 racism
*Proceeds to add all of the ideologies as 1 ideology*
long live monarchy
I'm an ismnarchcratic
“Progressives want to change stuff and conservatives want the stuff to stay the same”
This man is a genius
im a regressivist (anprim but woke)
Has he found a way to get the Posaidist glitch consistently? That saves a little under a minute.
Yeah he needs to go straight through Anarcho Posaidism it skips though a long grind through basic Posaidism
Not entirely, no one knows how to skip the whole thing consistently, but skipping to the Anarchist variant is consistant with a couple of well placed skips and glitching the vodka item out of the secret trotskyist boss fight.
He needs to use the big adjective and simplification abuse exploit
Taking a look at the codes, might take awhile. Will post updates.
Darksteel Heart my brain immediately swapped Anarcho Posaidism with “Anor Londo” which worked splendidly 🤣
The fact that the US isn't Longist vs. Distributist instead of Democrat vs. conservative is one of the biggest wastes of potential.
kaiserreich is halfway there.
Both of those are "objectively" better, and would probably accomplish more. There would be less social bickering, though, which is weird.
Republicans in the gop arent conservatives. At least they arent real conservatives.
@@newman6434 They conserve the revolution they created in 1865-1877.
"Democrat vs. conservative"
i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/480/271/851.png
"Agorism is basically just when you want to buy guns off the black market and you turn that into a political ideology"
Well, yeah
dude that sounds awesome can I join a club or something?
@@sebastianjohansen2142 just read Konkin
@@sebastianjohansen2142 you can Always Join the NRA
Islamic agorism is the ruling ideology of Chechnya
"I am the senate"
-Louie XIV
But was he the senatorialism?
Hey! The internet is a small world lmao
@@trinity_null yoooo fancy meeting you here lmao
-Louie V
IRL Palpatine
In a circular room of infinite corners.
Sits an infinite number of people.
Each person sits in a corner.
Every cornered person Screams they they are right and everyone else is wrong.
This continues forever.
-Ideology
notable outlier includes the USA, in which somebody would pull out a gun and shoot everyone
the whole concept of ideology is kind stupid, like you have a list of opinions on 100000 different topics and I am suppose to sign under it agreeing with them all?
@@Vitorruy1 this the way it works on this stupid earth
Brilliant poem. I thought it was by a professional poet and looked it up to see who wrote it, but it's not to be found. I guess you wrote it. You have a gift!
@@shnglbot This is a poem?
When is JReg gaming gonna challenge this speed run?
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
we did it boys. Politics is officially considered gaming.
Which also probably explains why everyone is so violen-
So what? SO WHAT!?!?
FINISH THE FUCKING SENTENCE
My political affiliation is gamer
@@silasmayes7954 hacker troll gamers 4 chan
Ethnocentric Gamerism
@@CantShootMe so a state for gamers?
"I didn't include unimportant ideologies"
>doesn't include my extremely niche and pointless offshoot of postleftism and capitalist individualism
wow jreg, kinda acidic of you
Anarcho-Catholic Nationalism
Lol what about Anti-Theistic Modernist* Ultranationalism lol
Make America Catholic Again!
@Fox Der Große Thank you ;)
@Fox Der Große But isn't your ideology just "Nationalistic absolute monarchism"?
"I won't get political after one drink" manifested as a person.
This is the Prequel to "I'm 16 and today I wanna become Political"
Is he really not doing the “two cows” approach? Did the political philosophy speedrunning community ban it?
Orville Redenpiller two cows is a different category, cow%.
Cows?
Venez Dude ancom: everyone shares the cows and gets milk equally
True communism: the state owns the cows and distributes the milk “equally”
Ancap: this is my cow that’s your cow we get our own milk. If yours dies so do you.
Fascism: the state takes your cows and you get nothing
At this point, Twocowism is just another ideology. Probably a centrist one, too.
@@waralpaca1432 Fascism gives you cows if you're of their preferred culture/ethnicity
I guess my ideology is dead now because some internet funnyman said so in his official politics speedrun.
Which one, r u a feudalist?
@@ts-wo6pp I cant imagine making that a profile name but then again this is fucking political TH-cam so yea
@@ts-wo6pp Was about to say that.
As if a person with anime profile pic and a username that has lolicon in it would have any valid political ideologies
@@noname-dp3gn I believe is Spagetitism and my profile pic has nothing that deters it from the truth, okay?
ironically i think this is the most unironic video he's done in a long time. like, that last bit is actually the most straightforward, understandable, and believable explanation of his opinion and political stance that I've seen in a while
“Monarcho-socialism is when Stalin puts on a crown”
That made me laugh so hard irl lmao. Best definition of an ideology I’ve ever heard
“I don’t understand [Anaracho-primitivism] a lot to be honest”
JREG OPINION REVEAL?
The idea is that you don't have to rely on the infrastructure and technology of modern political systems. You can't be homeless, starving, or stressed about your pointless office job if you abandon that system all together. Of course there would be some issues on a larger scale if there was no agriculture, and things like healthcare may be a problem if you don't want to die early. But on an individual scale it's quite appealing to some, and I can see some more moderate implementations of this belief being helpful on a larger scale. For example, guerilla gardening is a way to take back resources and allow the community to subsist without buying food at the grocery store.
@@MP4_mafia guerilla gardening is a term I will be sure to employ in future interactions
@@rubricscube_ it's a thing though. It's like vandalism but with plants.
@@MP4_mafia it sounds fucking awesome
@@rubricscube_ Crime pays but Botany Doesn't is one of my favourite guerilla gardening channels. He's an angry bostonian talking shit about society while planting seeds.
Uuuh actually you missed my personal political position, anarcho-peepeepoopooism
Is that the produced economy one? The one where the currency is shit and cum?
Longist Floorgangism
@@EMAhubris Gonna cry?
What about hahafunnywholesomebigchungusredditmomrnt100thanksfortgegoldkindstrangerrslasheooshism?
You believe the national anthem should be peepeepoopoo check right?
Anarcho-Solipsism: Nothing is real outside of my mind, especially the state.
This actually made me laugh
So solipsism is just matrixism ?
I like that
gonna move to anywhere, like besides a waterfall in the middle of the woodlands and just argue with them about the ownership of the land
"I own it! it's mine!
-says who?
the state.. it's in the law!
-alright buddy, you keep your fairy tales away from me, you don't even live here "
that's like anarcho-primitivism or straight up primitivism tho
before we invented the state and other stuff.
the only difference would be if you believe in nature, to which I just say that if you encounter a jaguar you'll believe in nature real fast
Me: never watches a video to the end
Jreg makes 30 minute video
Also me: time to attend a 30 minute lecture
I thought 3 minutes had passed and saw the timer read 16
I think this is the first time he’s portrayed Transhumanism accurately...
One step closer to those robot arms...
"feudalism, dead ideology"
ancaps: *inconspicuous whistling*
Acshully
But did feudalism actually exist ?
"I don't know why I said that; I can't take it back. I'm doing this in one take."
lmfao
Why do a glitchless run when you could do an easy centrist skip and get a sub 15? Smh Jreg these are newbie strats.
I think the newbie strats are used to interest people in the run. If he wanted to, he could do all of that stuff alongside stopping rambling and possibly get a sub-12 run in that case (if he also spoke as fast as Eminem raps), but that’d probably dissuade too many people from taking any interest in the matter. It’d also infuriate the centrists (and maybe some of the boomers and infants), but it’s not like the rest of his content doesn’t do that anyways.
This will help mr a lot
I dont think that mr will benefit from this video
Great! I was worried mr was kinda of lost
Dont worry mr literally watched all of the video and now he is creating his own political party! İts AFP (American Fascist Party)
Funny cuz my name's mr too
@@jansojele289 and My friends name is Mr.
Nobody:
The guy that sits next to you at a party:
Average political activism fan: 🤮
Average terrorism enjoyer: 😎
Based
terrorism is just a name for any form of political activism that actually works lol
Jreg fans: Why is Jreg being blamed for those attacks with Jreg's name in the manifesto?
Also Jreg fans: this comment and reply chain
Average extremist fan
me irl
You just gonna pretend you didn't say Huey "Long-Dong" Long?
When did he say it?
@@seth1047 18:06
@@DonkeyScourge thanks
Not even 2 minutes in and you've already explained Technocracy. I didn't know I was that basic.
smh if you aren't a monarcho-primitivist austro-geolibertarian eco-market socialist you're pretty much mainstream
What about the "American normie" skip where there's the democrats and republicans and then you're done?
Gay, communist, sjw or Racist, homophobic, 4chan dweller
@@Liam-vu7wo 4chan has LGBT boards and not all of 4chan is anti-sjw, might want to use something else. Maybe /pol/ or /b/.
@@Web720 4chan's /pol/ board has become the lion's den for the alt-right pipeline
@@leoterss cool, but that's/pol/ and pol has always been edgy.
@@Web720 wtf happened here
I used to unironically be an Anarcho-Primitivist when I was 10 or 11 years old. I didn’t call it that but me and my brother wanted to return to being hunter-gatherers, found a tribe, and live primitively. We thought it was the only way to save the planet (+ we were OBSESSED with primitive survival)
Edit: we were full on primalists, not just anarcho-primitivists
i have a feeling this is the kind of thing geeky high school kids will watch and feel cool talking about
Literally
Oh boy time to window shop for an ideology and personality! Thanks for enabling me Jreg!
“Imagine not being a Chestertonian Distributist”
Based
I mean, besides the religious influence and being kind of outdated technologically, it seems like a pretty good ideology. Gives everyone the bear minimum they need for survival (which is something many supporters of socialism would like), but everything else is a result of doing additional work for those luxuries (something capitalist would agree with).
We need Ultra Posthuman Eco Progressivism, a global industrial plant.
Sounds pretty based ngl
Oh, I though you mean the "make genetically-improved and cybernetically enhanced humans and let them live in agrarian ancestral societies".
One thing I've learned about politics is that it's extremely complex and confusing so I'm just gonna pick my favorite color.
just remember that there are people who disliked a video of a guy reading definitions because (since it's politics) they somehow got offeded by the definition of their own ideologies...
Are the developers of this “political ideology” game going to react to this speedrun?
nah this ain't optimized, maybe if we got to a human doing a TAS run maybe, but the WR is nowhere close to that, as only a transhunanist could be that fast, obviously.
They're all dead...
@@ElTovarish That's what you think
@@ElTovarish Only some
@@DrewPicklesTheDark Yeah, but the ones that are dead are the developers of the game, the ones that are alive are only working on mods, not in the actual game
The only reason egoism resonates with me is because its flag uses my favorite colot. Teal is best color.
Based
At first I was like "haha" and then I was like "wait..."
@@aesop1451
The perceived meaning of certain words is a spook. To surrender your thought to one meaning because it has been used in a certain way is to allow yourself to be haunted by that meaning. Based could for example merely mean the foundation for something, metaphorical or physical. It could also mean where one centers their activities, ie "based from home."
Indeed their are words and phrases that previously had meanings that could be seen as negative to certain groups egos, such as "black list" or "rule of thumb" however these phrases have since surpassed this meaning.
Granted both race and gender are also spooks
@@aesop1451 cope language gatekeeper
21st century politics in a nutshell
>Actually lists Anarcho-Monarchism
>"Those are all the important ones"
You did good, shrek.
This post was brought to you by the Anarcho-Monarchist Gang.
11:28 It really bothers me that Integralism ball has a sigma (sum) symbol on it, instead of an integral symbol.
I pointed it out at school before (I’m Brazilian), we concluded that integralists probably never learned calculus because they’re not very smart.
Well.... Not really a mistake. Sigma summation is just integration of discrete sets. And normal integral symbol usually integration of continuous sets. However, if you think about it humans are discrete sets, there is no 1.23.. human so it is quite appropriate to choose sigma symbol.
@@138shreyshekhar2 Right, but since it's just a pun on the name and actually has nothing to do with the mathematical concept, it's failing as a pun
Brazilians be like: iTs NOt ActUalLy FaScisM
@@Vitorruy1 Brazilian here. It's same but different... but still same.
these, together with the centricide, are my favorite types of videos, you talking about random ideologies is so entertaining, keep at it please.
I love your videos so much that I spend every lunch break and all my free time watching videos about wacky ideologies and politics, which I wasn't even interested about before I discovered your channel. Wow.
Also thanks to you I leveled up my english with a shit ton of terminology, definitions and concepts. I love you Jeyrej!💕
20:00 He says the word "focus" as the camera loses focus
Jreg seems unusually stable in this video, I am worried
Statist: you can't just privatize every aspect of the government.
Ancap: hold my beer.
As an ancap, I can agree
That's less statist than social democratic or socialist or basically anything left of far right economic policies lol
anti centrism is just liberal intersectionality but based
25:00 the text literally says "social liberalism (not be confused with social libertarianism)"
There is a part of me that really wants you to make unironic political videos
Thanks man. You're a great source for this, always an extremely stable person. 🙂
New paradox just dropped:
Anti-Centrism in a world where the status quo is Anti-centrism.
Solution???: The world is split into 4 quarters under different systems, forming an irl political compass. idk if that would work but it sound cool
Everyone has a little bit of an anarcho-nihilist in them
Jreg out here educating the people what a chad
Lol theres a fight going on between nacy pelosi and donald trump ads on this channel.
Didn't even mention Irish Republicanism. tsk, tsk, tsk, got me steamin. Im disappointed Jreg.
Cool vid tho
Lets warn Jr. Egg to not start his car tomorrow
Britain: Why do I hear boss music
Irish Nationalism: culturally left wing, right up until someone starts muttering “Ireland for the Irish” to themself.
Alexander Will Irish Republicanism is definitely like leftcons by being economically left and culturally moderate right. Then again, parties like the Irish Freedom Party and Aontú might herald a new ideology appearing
Uh Democracy?
Wow, anyone think that he seemed to be biased against _personal ideology_ ? Because _ideology_ actually _long description_
Gayner
I had an English teacher who told me to challenge the status quo but I think it depended on which election year was the year you have to challenge the status quo
"Wait, it's all autism?"
"Always has been."
Apolitical detected
begone apolitical bastard
@@paulludwigewaldvonkleist4039 well technically everything is political so there's no such thing as apolitical
@@papermach2332 Sounds like horseshoe centrism, get em boys
Shut up you Apoli Simp apologist
Dammit i’m second... only centrists arent first or last
cringe.
first
Reject humanity. Return to monke
@@Seraphim737-l1i thank you someone speaking some sense
My personal ideology is... get ready for it
Esoteric National Minarcho-Monarchism with free healthcare and Mr.Bean characteristics
minarcho transhumanism
Does this mean there's a cult of personality for Teddy?
@@Mike-zd8wq yes
Isn’t national minarcho sort of redundant, as minarchists are often national and culture preserving though?
Edit: Fuck I mixed minarchist and hoppean
unironically the same
nice speedrun man
keep the good work!!!
this is a good video. good work buddy
he do be lookin kinda orange doe
Jreg needs a girlfriend, because he took some pocaine
Ir mineralino vandenio VYTAUTO!!!
@@debilman9065 Taip, jo ypač
My friend: "I studied politics at uni for 3 years and I'm £35k in debt, you don't know about politics"
Me:
I really loved your vibes in these video 💜
Diet AnPrim: Return to pre-industrial revolution (return to horse)
AnPrim: Return to pre-Agricultural revolution (return to monke)
Extremist AnPrim: Return to ocean and abandon lungs (return to pre-invertebrate ancestor)
Jreg: Explaining every political ideology.
Off compasses: Did you forget about us?
That’s Greg’s job
Smh could’ve gotten 20 seconds faster if you used anarchist skip
More like 20 minutes shorter if he did it correctly.
anarchist skip isn't allowed anymore, he had to do ancom skip instead
Wow, those ideologies are so funny, I myself am depressed.
A better model for standard politics only takes a few questions
1. The in group of the movement
2. The out group of the movement
3. The placement of the believer (ingoup, outgroup, or observer)
The ingroup/outgroup can be of any subject matter. Politics runs on abstraction.
4. Repeat steps 1-3 for every subject matter you find relevant. These are your base ideologies.
5. Combine the ideologies by weight of ((placement/ingroup + placement/outgroup) - placement/observer) by the count of each. This gives you a numerical score for the level of activist sophistication of your worldview.
6. Combine structures and remove redundancy, by naming positions, in/out groups relevant to the material.
7. Make notes of why you believe what you do for anecdote
And then you have a manifesto of standard political caliber with a measure of self sophistication and personal relevance.
This dude is like a mapmaker. Distorts some bits of the political spectrum and described other parts perfectly
2:38 mother anarchy loving her sons 1919 colorised.
this is too unironic for myy ironically unironic state of humor
So if I get the script for this video and read it really really fast
I will have the world record let’s go
We've reached the era of tool-assisted ideology speedruns
God I love speedruns
Edit: I need a Jreg and All Gas No Breaks collab right now
"Not going to meander about any unimportant ideologies"
*includes two versions of anarcho-primitivism*
"I'm sorry Lenin"
You could just say “an ideology” for all of these, and get a huge amount of time off.
Jreg really be out here reusing his minearchy/minarchy joke from his earlier ideologies explained videos
and we love him for it
I love how they call it “integralism” but they show a summation symbol
lol
if you think Brazilians are stupid for that, you should check out Bolsonarism.
we're so much more stupider than you could ever imagine.
you think trumpism was bad? Brazilians wish they could have a leader as good as trump, and that aint ironical, not even trump could be as bad of a leader if he tried.
we're talking about the guy that gave the world's best localized space center to the US for free.
free
absolutely nothing in return. just welcomed them to launch their rockets there and take over it. which is stupid considering the whole US espionage on that same base 20 years ago when they sabotaged a launch of a 4-motor rocket killing dozens of workers, scientists and technicians.
try wrapping your head around that.
suddenly using Σ for integralism isn't that bad, when you realize how insignificant that is compared to how dumb we can be as a nation.
he’s like if wendigoon was always on some mysterious sort of drug
The way I see it, there is no difference between neoliberalism and neoconservatism.
Yea neo cons accept many liberal policies that are a few years old. They are on the same track but at different pace
cheez-it man So liberals wanted to ban porn 10 years ago? No one told me.
@@douglasmacarthur702 literally no neo con wants to do that are you stupid
cheez-it man found the neocon
Nah neolibs are socially left
This must be about the third time you've run through them, but dang it I'll be here for the seventeenth, by which time the list will be in the several hundreds and it'll take you at least there hours to go through them.
this channel is definitely not where I get my political views lol... that would be stupid haha..
haha yes
you failed the "Explaining Every Political Ideology" speedrun when you said "They're Nazis, I don't think I have to explain that". Yes you do. It's the title of the heckin speedrun.
To every rule is an exception. Swallow it.
Okay?
@@MazeFrogBeatbox what? What's the purpose of this reply?
@@BurnerBagel I don't know
You are single handedly my favorite youtuber.