Anti-Centrism: Extreme Niche Political Ideologies (Absolutist Post-Left Hoppean Neoaccelerationism)

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  • FOOTNOTES-
    -Maoism isn't really a niche ideology
    -I think I explained mututalism so badly that you should probably ignore everything I said in this video
    -The godfather of the Dark Enlightenment is Moldbug, not Nick Land.
    -Some right accelerationists want to accelerate things to communism, not anarcho-capitalism.
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  • @eris4734
    @eris4734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7462

    As a general rule, if someone else agrees with you, you're not extreme enough.

    • @Shadowguy456234
      @Shadowguy456234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      I agree ;)

    • @Youtubesucks3
      @Youtubesucks3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @Bored Again big brain centrists love to stoke each other.

    • @Wildboy789789
      @Wildboy789789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      im a GLOBALIST CORPRATIST TRANSHUMANIST... hows that, im not even joking that is what i am

    • @homemadeduck1022
      @homemadeduck1022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Ah good. I will now precede to go back to twitter.

    • @thatoneguyricardo
      @thatoneguyricardo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Now I feel proud of myself

  • @cumulonimbus4459
    @cumulonimbus4459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9516

    As a centrist, i have no strong opinions either way when it comes to centricide.

    • @greekmyths8804
      @greekmyths8804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +955

      Good... *now hold still*

    • @oworcestershire7331
      @oworcestershire7331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1017

      I'm an anarcho-centrist
      i'll abolish the state,
      so i can go back to not having an opinion on politics

    • @thesmm2311
      @thesmm2311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +530

      @@oworcestershire7331 I'm a State-Centrist
      I want a state that censors all political opinions.

    • @oworcestershire7331
      @oworcestershire7331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      @@thesmm2311 is that a challlenge?

    • @vedigregorian4382
      @vedigregorian4382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      @@thesmm2311 Even the opinion of that the state should censor all political opinions?

  • @lordvonsteiner2452
    @lordvonsteiner2452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2596

    This man is so anti-centrist even his collar is assymmetrical.

    • @Gaeisok
      @Gaeisok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      He’s so anti centrist and believes in both sides so much that it places him in the center

    • @Ash-zm1vx
      @Ash-zm1vx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Putin’s Gay Twin but with wacky turned up to max

    • @bruninghouse4137
      @bruninghouse4137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Gaeisok he's so anti centrist if the next Hitler or Starlin take over the world he Will be spared.

    • @ineverknowdoyou
      @ineverknowdoyou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hes so anti centrist he only plays the music on the right ear

    • @user-sh6hn9cl6f
      @user-sh6hn9cl6f 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Putin’s Gay Twin
      This comment aged well

  • @yearslate9349
    @yearslate9349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1924

    I'm right leaning. Mostly because I'm trying to get away from the music blaring through my left speaker.

    • @Matt-uk7zq
      @Matt-uk7zq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      You made a funny

    • @waspoppin4784
      @waspoppin4784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Gibby from iCarly ok Gibby from Icarly

    • @AtomicF0x
      @AtomicF0x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Funny since your icon of Kyle Hyde is actually leaning right...
      ...but wait that's just HIS LEFT! :0

    • @monseurwanksalotte3477
      @monseurwanksalotte3477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's a zionist it's in his blood

    • @Jac0bIAm
      @Jac0bIAm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmfao

  • @SktrBCULrB
    @SktrBCULrB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1044

    I saw no ads, rip my dude.

    • @totallynotjeff7748
      @totallynotjeff7748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I saw an add! For Bernie Sanders?

    • @Christian---
      @Christian--- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Doesn't actually mean monetized. TH-cam likes to spam double 15 sec unskippables on demonetized channels.

    • @indeofidemus
      @indeofidemus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      yeah me too
      ...*uses adbolcker*

    • @rachelslur8729
      @rachelslur8729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Christian--- I don't believe demonetised channels can get ads. Not suitable for most advertisers can get ads, but not demonetised videos.

    • @rachelslur8729
      @rachelslur8729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@indeofidemus *uBlock origin* (best adblосking browser extension) and *TH-cam Vanced* (modded youtube apk) rock !
      I bet you use that сuсkоId adblock plus? Independent test prove, that uBlock origin uses less RAM and CPU resources, has more filters and has the most granular and more features then any other adblocking browser extension. [not sponsored]

  • @cobrobdob3530
    @cobrobdob3530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1872

    Thank you for radicalizing me into a neo-crypto-anarcho-monarchist-nazbol-synidicalist-transhumanist with Austro-Hungarian characteristics. I'm only gonna watch you for 3 more months, then cast you aside.

    • @tinttiakka2028
      @tinttiakka2028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Lmao

    • @jackarchibald1980
      @jackarchibald1980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      HAHAHAH

    • @suezuccati304
      @suezuccati304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And then take his production means to give to the national socialist party

    • @WildWaver
      @WildWaver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      so how's it going, 3 months later?

    • @oldtimetinfoilhatwearer
      @oldtimetinfoilhatwearer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Do you remember making this comment?

  • @xPaulxPhoenixx
    @xPaulxPhoenixx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +749

    Post-leftism is just leftism but with a cloud of cigarette smoke and a grainy film lens

    • @10100viperman
      @10100viperman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      you say it like its a bad thing

    • @Zoe-rr8wj
      @Zoe-rr8wj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      mmm so leftism for college kids

    • @mr.knight5604
      @mr.knight5604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Zoe-rr8wj why must you hurt me this way

    • @DarkAngelEU
      @DarkAngelEU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Zoe-rr8wj Sounds accurate.

    • @christopherstein2024
      @christopherstein2024 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Zoe-rr8wj And those who failed college/studied art

  • @pennygirl015
    @pennygirl015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1674

    He says jokes with such a straight face. It’s hard to discern whether or not he’s being serious.

    • @Primetime9292
      @Primetime9292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      It’s called deadpan humor I believe

    • @rmcewan10
      @rmcewan10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Ouroborus you just got bamboozled chief. The whole point of Jreg is the idea of post-irony - that we’re at a point now where you can’t tell if something is ironic or not. This comment is saying something true, in an ironic way, which is an example of post-irony too; basically, it’s a post-ironic comment on a post-ironic video, an act which thankfully, is only ironic

    • @Primetime9292
      @Primetime9292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      rmcewan10 no shit dude. I mean it’s deadpan because it shows no emotion

    • @metalbotanist6730
      @metalbotanist6730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jokes?

    • @b-listjester8204
      @b-listjester8204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He both means everything he says, and despises every idea he shares, he is superpositioned at both points

  • @tomh.5750
    @tomh.5750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1808

    Hahahaha jokes on you. TH-cams algorithm learns from those capcha things and recognizes the words in the video.
    *DEMONETIZED*

    • @siam2215
      @siam2215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Filthy centrist , stay still

    • @rachelslur8729
      @rachelslur8729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      -This just in: TH-cam uses a optical character recognision algorithm and detected the words *NАZl* and *FАSHlSМ* from the visuals of the video.

    • @rachelslur8729
      @rachelslur8729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Also wouldn't "accelerationism" by youtube would be considered a bad word, after the Сhr¡stсhurсh, Nеw ZеаІand🕌 livestreamed mass-shооter got characterised with the word "accelerationism" by some people like _Mr. Dapperton_ and others.

    • @bootmii98
      @bootmii98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Google's confident enough in their OCR that Recaptcha doesn't do text anymore

    • @rachelslur8729
      @rachelslur8729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bootmii98 👍Yes. I remember a DEFCON about using google's own OCR on Recaptcha, back when they had text. So ironic...😂

  • @chalkish4855
    @chalkish4855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    You shouting accelerate into my left ear is what I fall asleep to

  • @randomboy3m98
    @randomboy3m98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    You have to pay money to visit Marx’s grave. Even in death, Marx *ACCELERATES.*

    • @therekter7871
      @therekter7871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      MADE IN HEAVEN

    • @willrogers3793
      @willrogers3793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I would say “worth it”, but I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t let me piss on it, so no, not worth it.

    • @robrophside3691
      @robrophside3691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And Murray Rothbard's books are available for free on the Mises Institute website. What a world we live in.

    • @appa609
      @appa609 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well no he just lost and the victors are defiling his legacy

    • @WordEaters-gr9hv
      @WordEaters-gr9hv 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Marximum speed

  • @JohnTrustworthy
    @JohnTrustworthy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    That feel when you first laugh at someone who is a post-left neo-accelerationist with crypto-nihilist tendencies and western characteristics but then you think about it and you realize that you might be a post-left neo-accelerationist with crypto-nihilist tendencies and western characteristics and the more you listen to the words post-left neo-accelerationist with crypto-nihilist tendencies and western characteristics the more you realize that you have always been a post-left neo-accelerationist with crypto-nihilist tendencies and western characteristics and it has taken this long and another post-left neo-accelerationist with crypto-nihilist tendencies and western characteristics to realize that you are a post-left neo-accelerationist with crypto-nihilist tendencies and western characteristics.

    • @underdoge2915
      @underdoge2915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Sir, this is a Wendy's.

    • @user-uc4de4un2z
      @user-uc4de4un2z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Sir, why are you in my bedroom at 2 a.m completely naked speaking in the language of a political deity

    • @crackededge9351
      @crackededge9351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      We sell food here sir.

    • @EpicWott0
      @EpicWott0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agreed.

    • @blueivy3357
      @blueivy3357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I- you’re not wrong.

  • @Dant2142
    @Dant2142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3154

    So, what you're saying is, Anti-Centrism is just Centrism, but with the Wacky slider cranked to the point of breakage.

    • @joehill4094
      @joehill4094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      its almost like politics isnt a spectrum

    • @tygonmaster
      @tygonmaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      @@joehill4094 But most of the people that care about it sure are on one.

    • @inclinevids
      @inclinevids 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@tygonmaster I applaude this comment

    • @WowItsErin
      @WowItsErin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Congratulations! This comment is the central conflict of Centricide 6!

    • @sl8103
      @sl8103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ew horseshoe theory
      /s

  • @noahborthwick3231
    @noahborthwick3231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    Syndicalism: I don’t get it
    All of r/kaiserreich: *triggered*

    • @baronofbahlingen9662
      @baronofbahlingen9662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      N. B. Also Falange gang

    • @tristenm1526
      @tristenm1526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don't even know what that is, but I am learning German, so wouldn't it just translate to "emperor empire"? Kind of redundant.

    • @noahborthwick3231
      @noahborthwick3231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      It’s the name of a HOI4 mod, I don’t speak German.

    • @tristenm1526
      @tristenm1526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@noahborthwick3231 Yea, I didn't think you spoke german, that's just the first thing that I thought of.

    • @DaveVaderify
      @DaveVaderify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@tristenm1526 To answer your question: Kaiser is a certain type of monarchist ruler. Etymologically derived from Gaelius Iulis Caesar. While "Reich" is a loose term to describe any territory that is under any type of rule. The compound word "Kaiserreich" however describes a certain type of monarchist empire. The type of rule in a "Kaiserreich" would be called "Kaisertum".
      Literally translating compound words can be helpful in the early stages of learning german but the majority of nuances get lost. So beware, I guess

  • @resolutionblaze363
    @resolutionblaze363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    I remember when my brother became an Absolute Monarchist for a while.
    It was... something else.

    • @michael4904
      @michael4904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      i like the implication that he was not a supporter of the idea but instead literally a monarch who had unchecked amounts of political power

    • @s.a.8548
      @s.a.8548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      He BECAME an absolute monarchist? Who were his devout followers?

    • @DurpyNoel03xProductions
      @DurpyNoel03xProductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@s.a.8548 the story is true i was the devout follower

    • @11energize
      @11energize 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@s.a.8548 He became a monarchist, not a monarch. A monarchist is just someone who supports monarchies

    • @liamsmith4018
      @liamsmith4018 ปีที่แล้ว

      In the U.K.?

  • @filippomarasco3508
    @filippomarasco3508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Fun fact "Fascio", the term that originates Fascism, actually means bundle of sticks in Italian

  • @sapheiron
    @sapheiron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    10:50 "Why do the Russians always have the wackiest ideologies?"
    I'm a German and I'm offended.

    • @nikitanosov8159
      @nikitanosov8159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Speaking of Russians as a Russian, he forgot to mention Pofigism - a true Russian ideology.

    • @torp6845
      @torp6845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nikitanosov8159 this.

    • @baronofbahlingen9662
      @baronofbahlingen9662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sapheiron Russian wackiness is mostly the fault of German philosophy.

    • @primetyrant2891
      @primetyrant2891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@nikitanosov8159 But pofigism is quite literally an anarcho-nihilism. Those who follow this path quite literally are tired of every fucking thing in the world and dont care anymore. Monarchy, communism, capitalism - whats the fucking point? Greedy motherfuckers will end up seizing it all anyway. Be it party of authoritarians, or oligarchs of liberals. There will always be an opportunist who is ready to shit on everything good we have ever achieved. Being "just a dude" is a road to disappointment, so having expectations is meaningless... Hell, "anarcho" bit fits only because getting a position in government (police in general) is the quickest way to exploiting people, so there is a natural antagonism towards it. Not because anarcho-nihilist believes in anarchy.

    • @omsk5286
      @omsk5286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean they came up with national bolshavism and basicaly monarco communism. Thats hard to beat.

  • @CoryMck
    @CoryMck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    "Post left"
    He criticizes the form of leftist discussions
    "neo Accelerationist"
    He believes in a new updated ideology where society should be brought to its breaking point by capitalism.
    "with Crypto nihilist tendencies"
    He doesn't think it's going to happen but he doesn't want to admit that.
    "and Western characteristics"
    His world view is shaped by American, European and Russian influences.
    Seems accurate.

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wait how is russia western?

    • @benehasler
      @benehasler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@bonogiamboni4830 It has been a part of Western History since its founding. Only since the beginning of the Cold War, US-American politicans have furthered the narrative of Russia not being a part of the West. But in every way, politically, culturally and philosophically, Russia has always been Western (the government and the ruling classes that is).

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@benehasler well yes, sure, i guess that you're right in the fact that until the end of the 19th century russia was just as western as germany, but nowadays as you just said there is the dichotomy of east and west because of the cold war, west being capitalism and liberalism and east being communism and authoritarianism. I'd argue that japan nowadays is more western than russia even if it is to its east.

    • @CoryMck
      @CoryMck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bonogiamboni4830
      White
      And they're imperialist. Also the French revolution did have a historical effect on Russia's politics. But they're mostly just called the West because they're light white. Unlike Southern Slavic or Iranian people I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @CoryMck
      @CoryMck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@bonogiamboni4830 East & West never meant communism vs capitalism. Communism is a Western political philosophy. It's just about as Western as capitalism.

  • @GipGap
    @GipGap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    I say this in the nicest way possible but.... how the hell does someone become a political nerd? And how does said person not go insane?

    • @benmcwhirter4566
      @benmcwhirter4566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And then they hid.

    • @nicodemoboccia5090
      @nicodemoboccia5090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Do you really think any of us are sane anymore?

    • @Potatotenkopf
      @Potatotenkopf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@nicodemoboccia5090 *sniffs in Slovenian

    • @Madhatter1781
      @Madhatter1781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Reading books, reading the news, and LOTS of stress. Oh god, so much stress...
      Source: am a political nerd

    • @Ravi-xf8dw
      @Ravi-xf8dw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Madhatter1781 which book?

  • @GenericProtagonist7
    @GenericProtagonist7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    See, I'm glad there are videos like this highlighting the ridiculousness of these eight word ism's. Why can't everyone just have a simple and normal ideology like me, a Nazi.

    • @labrynianrebel
      @labrynianrebel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Just because you abbreviate your word salad (German Worker's National Socialism) into a hip four letter word doesn't mean you're better than me!

    • @authomat6236
      @authomat6236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ok fash

    • @ibnbattuta7031
      @ibnbattuta7031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      isn't nazi an insult?
      Aren't you insulting yourself,NATIONALSOCIALIZTCHE DEUTSCHE ARBEITPARTEI?

    • @iBullyDemons
      @iBullyDemons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      based

    • @AuroraVeil_
      @AuroraVeil_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      hold up

  • @trotgang
    @trotgang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3212

    1:57 Mutualism
    2:25 Dark Enlightenment
    2:54 Jewish Nazism
    3:24 Maoism
    3:27 Juche
    3:32 Zionism
    3:50 Hoppean Anarcho-Capitalism
    4:39 Jingoism
    4:48 Absolute Monarchism
    5:19 State Capitalism
    5:30 Green Anarchism
    5:36 Monarcho-Communism
    5:39 Platformism
    6:09 Alt-Buddhism
    6:11 Islamo-Fascism
    6:20 Homo-Fascism
    6:25 Syndicalism
    6:26 Guild Socialism
    6:29 Corporatism
    6:35 De Leonism
    6:40 National Syndicalism
    6:50 Sorelianism
    6:53 Pre-Marxist Socialism
    6:57 Neo-Corporatism
    7:00 *Unintelligible*
    7:03 Marxist-Corporatism
    7:07 Neo-Crypto Syndicalism with Chinese characteristics
    7:11 Anarcho-Syndicalism
    7:25 Alt-Lite
    9:44 Post-Leftism
    10:46 Anarcho-Nihilism
    11:51 Anarcho-Egoism
    12:39 Accelerationism

    • @sigma4357
      @sigma4357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Thanks

    • @tomasnouza2642
      @tomasnouza2642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      7:00 sounds like Jacobins

    • @choreboy988
      @choreboy988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ethan TH-cam will derank & demonetize video’s based on comments. I’m sure the pinned comments and the other top comments get priority over less liked comments as well.
      It’s bullshit, but your comment may have got this video limited ads/demonetized, assuming YT gave his video the green light. I know I didn’t get any ads for it. It’s basically promoted by Jreg since he pinned it. Doesn’t help that he had the word “Nazi” in his video, as bots can usually see that. Just saying.🤷‍♂️

    • @grahamhaggerty2132
      @grahamhaggerty2132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you

    • @wulfleyn6498
      @wulfleyn6498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dear god thats a lot.

  • @BPedo8IGHT
    @BPedo8IGHT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    "Absolutist Monarchy, Probably a 6-6-6 ruler in EU IV" had me dead

    • @Kyle_Schaff
      @Kyle_Schaff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I looked for that meme to save it just for that quote lol

    • @baronofbahlingen9662
      @baronofbahlingen9662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Elektronox Had him dead too

    • @sirllamaiii9708
      @sirllamaiii9708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      >gets a 6/6/6 heir
      >"pray for his life"

  • @isaacadams7753
    @isaacadams7753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    Who wants to join my political movement of agro-anarcho-pacifism
    We destroy all unjust hierarchies by being passive-aggressive all the time

    • @geofreycrow9663
      @geofreycrow9663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Yeah, sounds suuuper great... 🙄

    • @castlefranks1826
      @castlefranks1826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Geofrey Crow suuuuuree, you would definitely support it.😒

    • @xenod1066
      @xenod1066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Stealing.

    • @JoePesciBallsack
      @JoePesciBallsack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      But wouldn't that system just create proto-boomer-nazism uprisings everywhere? In my opinion, a liberal-anarcho-pacifist movement would allow for much more desirable outcomes, so that if proto-boomer-nazism uprisings happen regardless in response to anarcho-pacifism, then we can freely combine both ideologies and create a totalitarian-idontfuckingknowanymoreist society. Agro-anarcho-pacifism as you've named it is essentially socialist-gossipism, which might work if those unjust hierarchies consisted of sissy snowflake beta-cucc fellas but that is not how people work speaking in hierarchal group mentalities.

    • @moonlight-hm4bh
      @moonlight-hm4bh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@JoePesciBallsack Wow, you really know when to stop talking 😒

  • @suspicioussalad5578
    @suspicioussalad5578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    The issue with wikipedia is that people really have no idea of the "Cited Sources" bit at the bottom where people will reference where they obtained said information. When I was in High school, they told us not to use wikipedia directly, but it's perfectly fine to use the sources the people used on the page.
    Essentially, Wikipedia has a margin of error being open for anyone to edit, but at the same time, it has potentially the most up to date information on some topics.
    Most importantly though, it has a way for you to verify the source of the information yourself, and if it has no sourcing, you can just leave lmao.

    • @Theviewerdude
      @Theviewerdude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Physical book encyclopedia: "credible" source that people will accept at face value
      Online encyclopedia that is constantly updated, refined, and moderated, with a revolutionary system to access source material previously unavailable before the internet: unreliable garbage that is always useless!

    • @afxtwinreverb
      @afxtwinreverb 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      teacher: anyone can write in the wikipedia
      me as a kid: anyone can write a book

    • @ny3dfan781
      @ny3dfan781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The duller the subject, the more accurate Wikipedia tends to be.

    • @LtPulsar
      @LtPulsar 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ny3dfan781 Sort of. Sometimes academics, or even just random nerds, can get way too invested in being acknowledged as correct. They can be extremely obstinate, which wouldn't be so bad if they didn't also frequently disagree on what is actually correct.

    • @Captain.Mystic
      @Captain.Mystic 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Problem, the sources cited in the Scientology page are all books sourced from pro scientology descriptions, mostly from those currently in the religion. Just because its sourced doesnt mean that the sources themselves can be unbiased or undoctorable. I could make a wikipedia article about myself and use my own books and pay others to write about me in a good light, then use those as my sources while being only a few layers removed from what people are saying about me to keep up an appearance.

  • @Kamikrazey
    @Kamikrazey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    yes everything is a spook, even anarcho-egoism. nothing in life cant be changed. nothing is sacred.

    • @saradanhoff6539
      @saradanhoff6539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      From the Ain descends the Ain Sof, and from the Ain Sof, the Ain Sof Ayur. Ain, Mu, call it what you will, nothing *is* sacred.

    • @baronofbahlingen9662
      @baronofbahlingen9662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      EGO Why are you watching this video, aren’t other opinions also a spook?

    • @Kamikrazey
      @Kamikrazey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@baronofbahlingen9662 oh shit you are right

    • @saradanhoff6539
      @saradanhoff6539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Kamikrazey Nothing isn't a spook. It is the implacable reality, and knowledge that all that is now, and ever will be, will amount to an undetectable blink of an instant in the vast nothing that came before, and that shall follow. Only one is given. And we will see if one can become All.

    • @Kamikrazey
      @Kamikrazey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@armorfrogentertainment I am the only thing that cant be a spook to me, but i guess i can be a spook to you

  • @sidneyshaw9814
    @sidneyshaw9814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    It would be hilarious if you were secretly a Centrist.... And a Jew...
    Wait

    • @greekmyths8804
      @greekmyths8804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Jreg is always funny
      Wait

    • @3bydacreekside
      @3bydacreekside 5 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      Gold star points for you...and a gold star for him, sewn on as a matter of fact

    • @sidneyshaw9814
      @sidneyshaw9814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@greekmyths8804 Indeed he is

    • @fanta4897
      @fanta4897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Die Ewige Centrist?

    • @fanta4897
      @fanta4897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Typed Scroll Yes, thanks for cerrection, although I feel it wouldn't be that obvious if I would write the correct version.

  • @parallel4
    @parallel4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Jreg is so post-left that he's only singing through the left headphone

  • @lukasniehaus9997
    @lukasniehaus9997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Even though it’s satire, every video is actually really informative. There is no bias because of these is another video cancels it out. All sides are praised and cursed equally. When he argues a side he argues well, while kicking out its legs with ease. I just like these videos. Maybe the surface level knowledge just stimulates my brain enough to feel smart and give me a nice shot of dopamine

    • @seamusmcavey3826
      @seamusmcavey3826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      gotta love feeling smart without actually getting smart

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@seamusmcavey3826 true

    • @Theviewerdude
      @Theviewerdude 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      EXACTLY WHAT I'M FEELING RN

  • @cellperfecto421
    @cellperfecto421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    The Virgin Centrist vs The Chad Extremist

  • @AstraIVagabond
    @AstraIVagabond 5 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Jreg being so self-aware that he's actually paralyzingly self-critical of all of his long-term goals and consistently calls into question whether anything he's doing has any real value is likely why he's such an exceptional crypto-post-Mood.

  • @justinweber4977
    @justinweber4977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    So, Accelerationism is the Political equivalent of that
    "There is a point where we needed to stop, and we have clearly passed it.
    But lets keep going and see what happens!" meme?

  • @khakimzhanmiras
    @khakimzhanmiras 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    me on acid: sounds good, sounds good, sounds good, sounds good...

  • @aidanmattson681
    @aidanmattson681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Me: *taking notes to add to my ideology*

  • @AvianSavara
    @AvianSavara 5 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    Let's seize the means of global acceleration. If the earth doesn't spin faster so we have 23-hour days soon I'm gonna be pissed.

    • @DanaTheLateBloomingFruitLoop
      @DanaTheLateBloomingFruitLoop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      A day on Earth was 1 hour shorter a handful million years ago.
      The geologic period of that time is known as the Neogene.
      Therefore you are a Neo-Neogeneist.

    • @Deschutron
      @Deschutron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DanaTheLateBloomingFruitLoop So in Seven Day Creationism, God made the world even faster.

    • @than9025
      @than9025 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      sure but we gotta get off youtube

    • @shamashel
      @shamashel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Deschutron And then god said "gotta go fast!"

  • @huggiedistance
    @huggiedistance 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I wish that the environment had it’s own axis on the test, some tests show me as being just a little commie because I care about climate change.

  • @KlangfarbenmelodieEnjoyer
    @KlangfarbenmelodieEnjoyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    “Jewish Nazism (aka Darwinism)” is by far the best description of any ideology I’ve ever seen

    • @intessign543
      @intessign543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      please explain this

    • @bennywolfe4357
      @bennywolfe4357 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@intessign543 the point is probably that they got themselves killed and removed from the gene pool. Like Darwin’s theory. He would be happy about it too, because he was a white supremacist who believed that white people were the most evolved

    • @viktorstastny8992
      @viktorstastny8992 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bennywolfe4357 not darwin, but the proponent of Darwinism - Herbert Spencer

    • @DrRiq
      @DrRiq ปีที่แล้ว +1

      isn't that zionism?

    • @oltimos8888
      @oltimos8888 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@DrRiqno

  • @zacharymohammadi
    @zacharymohammadi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    When you click and see no ads
    Stinks 📉

  • @rylieweaver1516
    @rylieweaver1516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    It's hilarious that anarchists can't find a way to unite and organize themselves

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, it's the whole point of this website: attackthesystem.com/

    • @SL2797
      @SL2797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Hard to do when leftist "anarchists" want to impose their ideologies by force on unwilling people, which is what tyrants do.

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@SL2797 Rousseauian freedom vs. Lockean freedom in a nutshell

    • @Pepper_Meadow
      @Pepper_Meadow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      They can't get much done when their ideologies are radically different than the societies they live in. They burn out trying to fight and get reabsorbed. And let's be honest, if they did manage to make any headway they'd get slapped down by the powers they threaten to dismantle. Which is what happened in anarchist Catalonia.

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Pepper_Meadow Anarchist Catalonia single-handedly spurred the rest of Spain to action due to its indiscriminate slaughter of priests and nuns. econfaculty.gmu.edu/bcaplan/spain.htm

  • @SeSmokki
    @SeSmokki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Anti-centrism, also known as "having an opinion"
    Jkjk don't take it seriously

  • @nevergreen4219
    @nevergreen4219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I just got my political philosophy reduced to “nobody gives a shit.” I both love and hate this channel.

  • @vasilisdouklias6992
    @vasilisdouklias6992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    The ideologies that you say are irrelevant are in fact the ideologies of the Kaisereich universe

    • @JREG
      @JREG  5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      They're 5d philosophies relevant in alternate timelines

    • @donaldfrankcheadlejr.1244
      @donaldfrankcheadlejr.1244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jreg greatest thing I’ve ever read mate thank you

    • @vasilisdouklias6992
      @vasilisdouklias6992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@daniels4101 it is one of the most popular mods for HOI4,and is really fun for people who like alt-history and lore. It also has a few memes and a lot of loyal followers. Personally the mod has gotten a little stale for me lately,but so has HOI4 in general.

    • @baronofbahlingen9662
      @baronofbahlingen9662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vasilis Douklias Syndicalism is a real thing though, it’s just more relevant in Kaiserreich than real life.

  • @HoundofOdin
    @HoundofOdin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    I'm a microstatist. Look at the standard of living and overall happiness of the citizens of Singapore, Monaco, and Liechtenstein. Microstates are the way to go.

    • @baronofbahlingen9662
      @baronofbahlingen9662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Dr.Bright Become a Catholic localist, they basically want the entire world to be Microstates within a network of larger and larger jurisdictions

    • @HoundofOdin
      @HoundofOdin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@baronofbahlingen9662 I am a practicing Norse Polytheist and consider all Monotheism to be HIV of the soul. No, I'm not going to be a Catholic anything. In the words of Radbod of Frisia, "I would rather roasted in Hell with my ancestors than dwell in Heaven with a parcel of beggars."

    • @dargondude2375
      @dargondude2375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Mirco states are propped up by the states around them

    • @HoundofOdin
      @HoundofOdin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dargondude2375 I would like to respectfully disagree.

    • @SL2797
      @SL2797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean minarchist?

  • @sumaryp8963
    @sumaryp8963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    After watching all of his videos, that being his ideology actually kinda checks out but then again we’re talking about Jreg here

  • @KelnelK
    @KelnelK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "I'm a post-left neo-accelerationist with crypto-nihilist tendencies and western characteristics"
    So basically you like memes

  • @Walterdecarvalh0100
    @Walterdecarvalh0100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    You should make a poll to see your audiences political views.

    • @bryanchu5379
      @bryanchu5379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      probably leans much farther left than we would like to admit

    • @autisticclown3481
      @autisticclown3481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@bryanchu5379 I'm new but he seems like he would prefer a left leaning audience, unless he is a lefty trying to reach out to a right wing audience.

    • @davilimalol4612
      @davilimalol4612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      If it's not 100% anticentrist then ill be disappointed

    • @AL-sd7uz
      @AL-sd7uz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Any Sorelian fascists around?

    • @okraglinek9101
      @okraglinek9101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably mostly centrists

  • @Monster_Xero
    @Monster_Xero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    5:06 irregardless isn't a word, consider my patreon backing R E V O K E D

    • @TheSaival
      @TheSaival 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      damn you spook and your spook dicktioniares

  • @SgtAbramovich
    @SgtAbramovich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "We need to make an ideology that reflects our specific needs in the present"
    This man is reinventing democracy

  • @Comraderob1
    @Comraderob1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    OMG he used "Uno the movie" as an example, was not expecting that reference LOL

  • @rickdice2444
    @rickdice2444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Jreg knew that if he seriously talked about zionism this entire comment section would have been a gallery of "OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN"

    • @SpaceCoffee700
      @SpaceCoffee700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He is a Jew
      Lol

    • @SpaceCoffee700
      @SpaceCoffee700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also that's a statement said by mentally Ill people of society to help others by announcing their presence

    • @AL-sd7uz
      @AL-sd7uz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Dave Johnson socnat

    • @nathanielwindsor7679
      @nathanielwindsor7679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Zionism is just neoliberalism with Jewish characteristics

    • @themiddleones11
      @themiddleones11 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      is he...centrist on zionism?

  • @zgramzhnisk3036
    @zgramzhnisk3036 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Accelerationism is literally a 6th grader learning (-) × (-) = (+)
    and going *you can make a ideology out of this*

    • @Bambim8
      @Bambim8 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      (+) x (+) = (+)

    • @DickButtox
      @DickButtox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ( . Y . )

    • @pyrojinn
      @pyrojinn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      my mind is slipping away

  • @miniaturejayhawk8702
    @miniaturejayhawk8702 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    5:36 monarcho-communism sounds like north korea but with extra steps. Also I remember how one time I played lego with my siblings and the whole story eventually devolved into resisting a communist monarchy so this didnt catch me too offguard tbh... 🤦‍♂️😂

  • @UnknowableThen
    @UnknowableThen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It's probably been said before but in politics its just a "Me based, you cringe" type mentality.

  • @BongShlong
    @BongShlong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I identify as an unmoderated post-adpocalyptic-neocapitalistic youtube algorithm
    1: Demonitize small educational channels which dont even use political vocabulary
    2: leave ads on all late-night shows and keep Paul Brothers trending for an increase in labour-coins
    3: ...
    4: Profit

  • @maamiimii
    @maamiimii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    For clarification, spook was used as a racial slur for black people in the past so yeah, it is a slur in certain contexts lol

    • @paulludwigewaldvonkleist4039
      @paulludwigewaldvonkleist4039 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Boo
      did i spook you?

    • @mariamatedei
      @mariamatedei 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Society? Just a black person, man.
      The government? A black person.
      Property rights? That's a person of color.
      Oh shit, I'm in 12.000 dollars in debt... Just a black person!
      *The only solution to the black people is to bring them down.*

    • @MumblingSolipsist
      @MumblingSolipsist 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Arian Auditore 12:15

    • @gunjfur8633
      @gunjfur8633 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where might your icon be from?

    • @sourwitch2340
      @sourwitch2340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Interesting if you consider that Max Stirner was explicitly racist (don't know if more than common in his time tho). Also interesting if you consider that the KKK dressed up as spooks.

  • @MikeStrunin
    @MikeStrunin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Pop anti-depressants and grab a Molotov, it's really not that hard"

  • @taylorrathbone5638
    @taylorrathbone5638 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy hell your channel has exploded these past couple months. Last time I watched you, you only had like 2k subs. Now you're at 88k.
    Please don't change. You're one of the few youtubers that still have that vintage youtube aesthetic

  • @Kanelel
    @Kanelel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    DeLeonism is just Anarcho-Syndicalism but with Marxism instead of anarchism.

    • @marvelousdex9678
      @marvelousdex9678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're just making up nonsense words.

    • @Revolt_west
      @Revolt_west 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Social egalitarianism is really just anarcho-capitalism disguised as social democracy disguised as anarcho-syndicialism.
      ... Yeah...

    • @Revolt_west
      @Revolt_west 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@frickhead9033 I would agree. Although I lean more left for sure.

    • @skatefastreadmarx5564
      @skatefastreadmarx5564 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Industrial Unionism is way different than syndicalism.

  • @logon-oe6un
    @logon-oe6un 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    6:19 Do they visit Shadbase and go "Hmm, yes, this is a good enough aesthetic to make an ideology out of"?

    • @bakpfeife2224
      @bakpfeife2224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      They just want the trapnostate.

    • @bluchicken_995
      @bluchicken_995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      logon3000 I see you’re a man of culture as well -if by culture you mean a website that’s 20% good shit, 70% borderline illegal and 10% actually illegal

    • @VicZLP
      @VicZLP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      traps rule

  • @OsmSkylandersCheats
    @OsmSkylandersCheats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I googled it and apparently “spook” is a racial slur against black people. Or at least was, I dunno if people use it

  • @harleybuffington7493
    @harleybuffington7493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ok but Uno: The movie is almost 3 hours worth of pain and it’s wonderful

  • @samjaymac
    @samjaymac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    “Pop some anti-depressants & grab a Molotov”
    Does everyone else constantly pause to read the text that flashes up?

  • @ugniusmonkevicius9544
    @ugniusmonkevicius9544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I propose the Nintendo Direct Political Theory:
    Politics are like Nintendo Directs, the middle is the worst part.

  • @holydoggo4822
    @holydoggo4822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “They are also not as anti-Semitic”
    *slow clap*

  • @crimsonstrykr
    @crimsonstrykr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:25 Don't know how Maoism is a niche ideology - I mean one of the largest party in my country is Maoist.

    • @leroy3635
      @leroy3635 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      it is not wacky, it is just a little bit...weird?

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@leroy3635 Maybe, tbf my country runs on pure capitalism and the only communist like laws that exist were actually placed by the king before the revolution. The parties are all socialist and maoist but in name only.

  • @ggkproductions1632
    @ggkproductions1632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    6:22 Jreg, calm down. That's just a Transjuche White Nationalist-Strasserist With Nicaraguan Characteristics.

    • @ellis2500
      @ellis2500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who is she/he?

    • @ellis2500
      @ellis2500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know her now. Is bOOt

    • @lucaluxanoire7922
      @lucaluxanoire7922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now my question to you
      Who is He/She?

    • @relaxalex7537
      @relaxalex7537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      alfredo konuma who is she what her name

    • @chamarawijepala2021
      @chamarawijepala2021 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@relaxalex7537 akkorokameowi

  • @t.b.cont.
    @t.b.cont. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    You ever hear about the guy who lost the entire left side of the body?
    He’s a bundle of sticks now

    • @p4rk756
      @p4rk756 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean a faggot?

  • @rexruther4864
    @rexruther4864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’m starting a new ideology, Marcello Robeyanism it’s just my neo-feudalism

  • @TheSpyder49
    @TheSpyder49 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    my favorite part of this is just "but, anarcho-capitalism doesnt exist, so" beceause like, hes right. it doesnt

  • @zhop951
    @zhop951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    5:36 I hear that called Monarcho-Bolshevism more (Aka MonBol Gang)

    • @tedarcher9120
      @tedarcher9120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Aka North Korea. Although it's more like Absolutist Monarcho-Bolshevism

    • @minaxsocietas480
      @minaxsocietas480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I thought monarcho-bolshevism was the Khmer Rouge.

    • @user-dq7cc3ju1w
      @user-dq7cc3ju1w 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@minaxsocietas480 no they were NO GLASSES GANG

    • @Frahamen
      @Frahamen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm more of an Anarcho-Monarcho-Ba'atist mu self...

    • @3bydacreekside
      @3bydacreekside 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Read as MonGol gang
      RISE UP STEPPE WARRIORS AND RIDE

  • @110110010
    @110110010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    It took me a while to get why my left ear was enjoying the outro song more than the right one... Then I realized it wasn't "properly" centered.

  • @ericveneto1593
    @ericveneto1593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Bundle of sticks"-ism is the GREATEST name ever!

  • @jmcconnor01
    @jmcconnor01 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    idk how else to say what i like about your content so...
    you talk about politics the way mikey talks about movies and its fuckin great

  • @piotrov415
    @piotrov415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    as a trans-humanist i completely agree with post-left accelerationism with western characteristics

    • @CoryMck
      @CoryMck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Zoan as a Trotskyist Luxemberist with thirdworldist tendencies with Chinese characteristics, I don't support this message.

    • @martaleszkiewicz5115
      @martaleszkiewicz5115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Profile picture checks out

    • @piotrov415
      @piotrov415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Pisces West its just robot arms man

    • @26yd1
      @26yd1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Pisces West
      No, it's that thing where you get a robot arm, glasses and cat ears.

    • @krzysztofbartczak3834
      @krzysztofbartczak3834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Pisces West doesn't need to be a corporation, at it's base it's an idea that most problems can be solved by using technology and science. The Culture by Iain M. Banks is an excellent example of sci-fi that features such trans-humanist society. The governing body and military are made of Minds, AI supercomputers who dedicate themselves to creating a utopian society for organics, whom they treat not unlike how we treat our beloved pets. People can change their gender or even species with as much ease as we can change our clothes, and dedicate their time to pursue whatever hobby they want. Even the needs of various sociopaths who enjoy causing others to suffer are met, as they can simply do whatever they please in Matrix-like virtual realities without causing harm to anyone. And even the people who find such existence meaningless are given opportunity to fullfill their ambitions by joining Contact, an agency meant to deal with other civilizations and Special Circumstances, a black ops group where they can be space James Bonds

  • @greaterdanemark2397
    @greaterdanemark2397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    Centrist: *exists*
    Everyone else: “ *BOOMER* “

    • @lucian5389
      @lucian5389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah, today it's all about that -Autis- *WACKYISM* GET WITH THE TIMES OLD MAN

    • @alecity4877
      @alecity4877 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It really be like that tho

    • @melvinmerkelhopper5752
      @melvinmerkelhopper5752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So funny because it is so true.

  • @Hakaimono
    @Hakaimono 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As a fellow post-left neo-accelerationist with crypto-nihilist tendencies and western characteristics, amazing video. Also, the accelerate song is actually a bop.

  • @friedrichnietzsche7376
    @friedrichnietzsche7376 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Max Stirner's real name includes Kasper so you know where he got the spooks idea from.

  • @zodayn4767
    @zodayn4767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I'm an accelor-centrist. I want to end centrism by always taking the middle ground and not doing anything far out there. The world will become so boring that people will be forced to take on radical ideologies as not to fall asleep.

    • @tompatterson1548
      @tompatterson1548 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's called stagnationism.

  • @joon3035
    @joon3035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Ideologies: the longer the name, the more you want to off yourself!

    • @thesmm2311
      @thesmm2311 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm a Hist. I want a state that makes all words in any language start with a silent h.

  • @AceMeldrick
    @AceMeldrick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I watched Centricide 8 and was going through some older vids of yours... Accelerationism huh? Looks dope

  • @tygonmaster
    @tygonmaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It seems fitting that the end ACCELERATE thing was entirely in the left ear. :^)

  • @edgargarred4319
    @edgargarred4319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    monoarcho-communism ITS CALLED NORTH KOREA

    • @Zoncas3042
      @Zoncas3042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      More like monarcho nazbol

    • @oktopussy9628
      @oktopussy9628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Or Juche for short

    • @arievans8392
      @arievans8392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pseudo monarchy

    • @edgargarred4319
      @edgargarred4319 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arievans8392 how da fuck is it pseudo

    • @vffgddhbvv5047
      @vffgddhbvv5047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@arievans8392 Pseudo communism, but true monarchy.

  • @dirzydoo2785
    @dirzydoo2785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Wait jreq are you familiar with the not-see class of people

    • @johnnonamegibbon3580
      @johnnonamegibbon3580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No E Girls, Ever!

    • @Screeno1993
      @Screeno1993 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Chairman Lmao that schnoz is impossible to hide m8

  • @Cuddlestrike
    @Cuddlestrike 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    you can tell jreg has had many hours of fun on all of the political subreddits back in the day lol

  • @steakismeat177
    @steakismeat177 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Anarcho capitalism does and doesn’t exist at the same time. When you eliminate the state, large corporations become the state

  • @mr.normalguy69
    @mr.normalguy69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Please do a live 8 values test or a politiscales test. Let's see if you truly are a centrist.

    • @peterkrothotkin8700
      @peterkrothotkin8700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *Lights Molotov* The Centrist Hunt shall commence!

    • @avikrishna5029
      @avikrishna5029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So part of the channel's identity comes from his political ambiguity

    • @Bambim8
      @Bambim8 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got a sad face flag.

  • @hamos4744
    @hamos4744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    None of these ideologies were drafted with the internet in mind.
    This matters.

  • @iwankazlow2268
    @iwankazlow2268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm just an exelerationist.
    Gotta go faster.

  • @mr.sandman2755
    @mr.sandman2755 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    At 13:30 my jaw dropped because the things you said right there were the same things I've been brooding about for the past two years. I've wondered how exactly I could clarify my thoughts and concentrate them into a more concrete ideology. From this moment on, I am an anti-centrist. Lol I thought I was so original up until this point thinking "these old ideologies were written by old (and admittedly brilliant) men; why are we so desperate to force them upon a society by smashing together dead political ideologies to make echo chambers, bi-partisan tyrannies, socialistic regimes?" But wow I'm glad I found you, I wish we could get coffee and talk about philosophy and new ideas for new age political ideologies to replace the old ones!

  • @novuswojtek9346
    @novuswojtek9346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I’m a libertarian Marxist/left communist . I consider myself a moderate. Do I get the bullet 2?

    • @sonoflethal
      @sonoflethal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Stop being moderate

    • @AndrewVasirov
      @AndrewVasirov 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Bullet 1 wasn't enough it seems...

    • @bagofalmonds1930
      @bagofalmonds1930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Max M Maxen The smoke-less powder must have a very specific mixture of carbon and ground up to a specific surface area per granules in order to preserve that the gun remain functional for the rest of the Centris. Please don’t forget that each bullet is made with love and care.

    • @oscarhatton5544
      @oscarhatton5544 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Max M Maxen amen to that

    • @kubo407
      @kubo407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You'll get as many bullets as it will take

  • @ezramartin630
    @ezramartin630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Anti centrism: He who defends everything defends nothing

  • @the_katzy
    @the_katzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I started watching and this video went off the deep-end so abruptly that it gave me whiplash

  • @grugg3108
    @grugg3108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If you go far enough into fascism it eventually becomes hyper-statist primitivism

    • @zyanego3170
      @zyanego3170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Go beyond IMFESA

  • @PASTRAMIKick
    @PASTRAMIKick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Gotta get that jingoism if you want to conquer other countries in Victoria II.

  • @stonedzebra420
    @stonedzebra420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    I'm technically a syndicalist so seeing you just say "I don't understand this" made me laugh really hard

    • @griffin2465
      @griffin2465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      There's 11 of us!

    • @baronofbahlingen9662
      @baronofbahlingen9662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      StonedZebra 666 It’s not even that difficult to understand, he’s just hating on guild socialism

    • @comradestarbucks2726
      @comradestarbucks2726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Syndicalism was first explained to me by some evil-Shaggy looking guy as "the socialism where factory workers beat up everyone who's been to college".
      If any socialism is going to work, it's that one tbh.

    • @ThePedroPimenta
      @ThePedroPimenta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeah but it's not hard to understand. he just doesn't want to divulge the ideology. I just gave a dislike on the video for that dishonesty

    • @ThePedroPimenta
      @ThePedroPimenta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      but I have to admit that it was very funny

  • @itsjoeybytch
    @itsjoeybytch ปีที่แล้ว

    get out of my way way my boy that's McLaren, that's zero to sixty in two-point-nueve I'm gone FASTERRRR your song at the end goes hard 😩😩😩

  • @piculra7441
    @piculra7441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Didn't even mention Monarcho-Distributism...aka Monarcho-Communism with a differently coloured flag.
    I like both.

  •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I spent over 45 minutes watching this just so I could read everything

  • @theparrsband
    @theparrsband 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I have created a new ideology it's called the 233rd position of politics

  • @thexinventor47
    @thexinventor47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Broke: Anti-centrism
    Woke: Political chaotic neutral

  • @ethansteen8880
    @ethansteen8880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    that anarcho-nihilism really hit home tbh