Theo Finds Out Riley Has Never Masturbated / Golden Oreo

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  • @Aywusgod
    @Aywusgod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3380

    When Riley communicates with people he doesn't have conversations, he answers survey questions.

    • @OO7-
      @OO7- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Dude sounds like an npc

    • @Esteem3d
      @Esteem3d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's the no fap dude...it clearly has some positive impact on him

    • @exicityyt5345
      @exicityyt5345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@Esteem3d don't think it's positive this dude boring af never heard of him

    • @Esteem3d
      @Esteem3d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@exicityyt5345 was being sarcastic

    • @exicityyt5345
      @exicityyt5345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Esteem3d Ohhhh my bad

  • @m0zzar353
    @m0zzar353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2984

    this guy talks like how a girl texts when shes not interested in you 😂

    • @user-xw5mo9og3v
      @user-xw5mo9og3v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      This is painfully spot on

    • @geriatricc
      @geriatricc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      straight to the point and dry asf

    • @magneticdragon1517
      @magneticdragon1517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣

    • @ebsss100
      @ebsss100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂

    • @miller3784
      @miller3784 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      This hits harder rn lol

  • @Eleanor8965
    @Eleanor8965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4495

    That dude is cold as ice. Nothing fazes him. Theo dropping straight golden nuggets of comedy and Riley looks like he just woke up

    • @Rari77777
      @Rari77777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      it’s obvious he’s lying and trying to keep his character

    • @Sahbab11
      @Sahbab11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      @@Rari77777 dude the world isn’t always trying to trick you, some things really do be how they are

    • @Arbitrary_Moniker
      @Arbitrary_Moniker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@Sahbab11 But sometimes, you think things be how you wish they is, but they just ain't.

    • @superroydude
      @superroydude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Arbitrary_Moniker
      But sometimes you look for loopholes when you don't want to face your shame

    • @Jay-407
      @Jay-407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Arbitrary_Moniker that’s fuckin deep

  • @roflawlsauceyo4162
    @roflawlsauceyo4162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +720

    Man theo can sit there and talk to himself and it’s funny as hell

    • @diabl2master
      @diabl2master ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good thing too because Riley's giving nothing

    • @RonCadillac
      @RonCadillac 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@diabl2master Riley was the worst. Honestly I stopped listening for a while

  • @Leviajohnson
    @Leviajohnson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8492

    Riley’s mission is to never give Theo anything to work with 😂 he’s podcast kryptonite

    • @Aaronllll
      @Aaronllll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +579

      😆😆😆 Straight up, he always clapping back at theo with the one word answers

    • @oscarf9395
      @oscarf9395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hahahahahahaha

    • @wowwhataworld.9590
      @wowwhataworld.9590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      Or podcast gold, depending on what you like.

    • @Leviajohnson
      @Leviajohnson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@wowwhataworld.9590 lol so true. Maybe this is why Theo keeps him around

    • @syphodyas226
      @syphodyas226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      Theo tries so hard to get something interesting to come out of Riley’s mouth. This was the most interesting thing. Theo needs to unfortunately get someone to replace him. I mean a puddle would give a better conversation

  • @idkdrew
    @idkdrew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3610

    Riley's responses to every question are the most boring and monotone shit I've ever heard. Dude probably relaxes by unfolding and refolding all his clothes as a hobby.

    • @gotchaxel
      @gotchaxel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      To be faire the elephant in the room is that he may have personal problems and do not want to talk about it publicly. That could explain why he is uncomfortable with the line of questions. But damn Theo is funny as!

    • @TommyTarhun
      @TommyTarhun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      that shit made me crack up for real

    • @richardrussell4065
      @richardrussell4065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Maybe he is repressed

    • @RR35031
      @RR35031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Folds them alphabetically

    • @MrMikkyn
      @MrMikkyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like Marie Kondo.

  • @seanprasad8687
    @seanprasad8687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2396

    the funniest part about this is, Riley doesn’t even understand how funny Theo’s commentary is.

    • @BuckeyeCory
      @BuckeyeCory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      He’s like the straightest arrow square that ain’t all there

    • @Lord_of_the_Pies
      @Lord_of_the_Pies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      He gets it...hes doing a bit.

    • @FirstLast-sw1gx
      @FirstLast-sw1gx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      What's the bit? To be as boring as possible? You can even tell Theo struggles at times with how one sided the conversation is.

    • @Lord_of_the_Pies
      @Lord_of_the_Pies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@FirstLast-sw1gx deadpan straight man

    • @alexlo4866
      @alexlo4866 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Lord_of_the_Pies well either he is depress or he’s actually doing a bit

  • @courtlandb1954
    @courtlandb1954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +911

    People don’t understand… it’s the complete contrast in personalities that makes it so funny. Riley is the only person Theo can’t break 😂

    • @brtecson
      @brtecson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I remember the time he broke Bobby Lee's anger by saying looking at Bobby is like looking at a yellow mirror

    • @mowvu
      @mowvu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brtecson haha ffs 😂 savage cnut init lol

    • @Aycheffe
      @Aycheffe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The routine is at least 100 years old. The straight man funny man routine

    • @LlVEFromMars
      @LlVEFromMars 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Usually the straight man knows his role though. It's so different with Riley cause it's so hard to tell if he's in on the joke or not.

    • @christophernoble76
      @christophernoble76 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@Aycheffe yah but this is funnier because it doesn't feel forced at all. of course, theo is carrying big time but the way riley answers like a bad AI is funny as well.

  • @jamesbubbastewartjr
    @jamesbubbastewartjr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1561

    Riley is like the exact opposite of what you’re supposed to do in improv

    • @chipper1001
      @chipper1001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Instead of "yes, and..." it's a lot of "no, can't say I have"

    • @BornAHawkEye
      @BornAHawkEye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This comment is gold EXACTLY! 😂👌

    • @Lord_of_the_Pies
      @Lord_of_the_Pies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ....but he is improving.

    • @tarawhite986
      @tarawhite986 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, but...

    • @iammirandapotter
      @iammirandapotter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I think Rileys humor is very very dry lol

  • @brucewayne2184
    @brucewayne2184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3135

    Theo: So do you eat food?
    Riley: Can't say I do.

    • @words007
      @words007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To even think that a guy a regular randomly selected out of about 3 billion male populus on this planet above the age of 16 and to think he hasn't masterbated is beyond bonkers its nearly close to winning a lottery to find that 20+ years old dude who hasn't.

    • @secretzombie3976
      @secretzombie3976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It would not surprise me if he later finds out he has some issues going on with his hormone profile that are less then ideal. But then again ignorance can be bliss, so more power to him if he truely is happy.

    • @Morgue12free
      @Morgue12free 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

    • @nah-nf2le
      @nah-nf2le 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Theo: Damn

    • @sarj4918
      @sarj4918 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lolll

  • @AriSafari293
    @AriSafari293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1647

    This dude would win every poker tournament ever.

    • @Mclovin7.62
      @Mclovin7.62 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nothing about this says i know how to play poker

    • @HalinazDziecmi
      @HalinazDziecmi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Mclovin7.62 it screams I have the potential to do

    • @22neohenry
      @22neohenry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@Mclovin7.62 He's always holding the nuts.

    • @DogGuy19
      @DogGuy19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No he wouldn't. Obvious liar.

    • @Steezy93
      @Steezy93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This dude does not have the balls to thrive in such a high stress environment, he would fold to every raise and play totally face up lol

  • @sibb2809
    @sibb2809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    How theo stopped this convo from shriveling up in 10 seconds flat is a masterpiece in itself! No pun intended

    • @yisroelkonovitch
      @yisroelkonovitch 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nah deadass,bro is the podcaster and the podcastee 😭🤦‍♂️🤣

  • @Wheezyboi
    @Wheezyboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +953

    “You think you might have an iron deficiency or somethin” bro I love Theo

  • @hanieldarrison
    @hanieldarrison 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1762

    theo looking at him like an alien

    • @derekderek2570
      @derekderek2570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I love Theo so much. He obviously knew he was lying so he kept pushing it 🤣

    • @adrianmcneilly2730
      @adrianmcneilly2730 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well seriously. I think he is an alein. See not Alvin's are bad.

    • @A6Legit
      @A6Legit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@derekderek2570 WAS HE THO

    • @BrokenGodEnt
      @BrokenGodEnt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would too

    • @AntiRiku
      @AntiRiku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bro he has to be mark zuckerberg dont even compare

  • @AsherPostmanMusic
    @AsherPostmanMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5808

    riley is on another level i bet he can spread cold butter on toast no problem

    • @JacksonDreyer
      @JacksonDreyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      😂😂😂

    • @bobbob-ng2ln
      @bobbob-ng2ln 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Best comment i read in months

    • @noahmurphy
      @noahmurphy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bobbob-ng2lnagreed🤣

    • @patsplayhouse
      @patsplayhouse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      🤣🤣🤣 I read this while trying to spread cold butter on toast and cried laughing

    • @MatthewT8488
      @MatthewT8488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Damn I needed this comment well said!!!🙌🙌

  • @ericperry28able
    @ericperry28able 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Riley may have been “boring “ but this was one of the funniest Theo von moments I’ve seen and maybe Riley’s personality contributed also the topic is very interesting and funny as well

    • @mack4691
      @mack4691 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love thy enemy on display

    • @RonCadillac
      @RonCadillac 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Riley was absolutely the worst fit for that role. I have no idea why or how Theo ended up hiring him. There was always awkward off-putting silence (dead air) when Riley was producing, almost as if Rileys personality and artistic expression made its way into the show. I had to stop watching for a while.

  • @JTH43
    @JTH43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6018

    Meanwhile his future wife is racking up a body count like Rambo

    • @Andrew20pp
      @Andrew20pp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +368

      Honestly that is the reason why I think being celibate as a guy is stupid.

    • @nardinit
      @nardinit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@Andrew20pp Well that doesn't leave many reasons for women to if all the men aren't.

    • @TsunaDragon2
      @TsunaDragon2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@nardinit good they shouldn’t bother, they’ll regret it later unless they get lucky enough to only be with one person, which is nearly impossible

    • @trey9063
      @trey9063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      @@Andrew20pp if you’re celibate you’ll find a wife who is also you’re not going to shop the streets🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @snoodr666
      @snoodr666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @jakesrides4397
    @jakesrides4397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4603

    Riley has the sense of humor of a paper bag

    • @zachyurkus
      @zachyurkus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +414

      Personality of a dead moth.

    • @Unxpekted
      @Unxpekted 3 ปีที่แล้ว +364

      It kind of it makes it even funnier 😂

    • @Unxpekted
      @Unxpekted 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@zachyurkus dead moths are all the rage I heard, come back as butterflies

    • @jakesrides4397
      @jakesrides4397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@Unxpekted True 😂. Dudes definitely ice cold, no way In hell I could keep a straight face like that with the shot Theo says 🥴.

    • @terryb6802
      @terryb6802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      To quote Don Rickles, "You got the personality of a dead moth."

  • @marcbrownlie5865
    @marcbrownlie5865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    Some people are too strange to comprehend. He makes Theo look absolutely normal.

    • @chrisheadcount9953
      @chrisheadcount9953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It might not be as strange as you might think. Google ‘asexuality’. It’s actually quite common. Which is quite hard for all of us perverts to comprehend. But it happens ;)

    • @ctand91
      @ctand91 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean the other way around ahahaha

    • @simplelife88393
      @simplelife88393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@chrisheadcount9953 Being asexual has nothing to do with not wanking. Lots of people (specifically, billions) of religious people dont masturbate. It's more a western thing (tool to destroy white people).

    • @StephenIC
      @StephenIC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@simplelife88393 but those religious and "nofap" people still get horny, get erections etc. They just resist the temptation (or claim to).
      Riley is claiming that he never ever has sexual urges in the video above, which would point to asexuality.

    • @APAL880
      @APAL880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@StephenIC nofap is like AA. those guys went deep down that rabbit hole, then decided to stop.

  • @OkieDokieSmokie
    @OkieDokieSmokie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    Thoughts and prayers out to this young man. He needs help.

    • @dgnine4852
      @dgnine4852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      His beta levels are above 9000

    • @israelCommitsGenocide
      @israelCommitsGenocide 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      low test is always sad in men

    • @John-tg5vn
      @John-tg5vn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He really does, he seems so sexually and emotionally repressed

    • @hermetism
      @hermetism 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      God does say dont masturbate so I would say hes ok with the prayers

    • @Tecolote41
      @Tecolote41 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rdrd9676 It's okay so long as a priest does it for you if I'm not wrong.

  • @nigeldude
    @nigeldude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1428

    Riley saying that he has more energy due to no fap makes zero sense. How would he know if he's never fapped? The only way he would know is if in fact he has fapped in the past which would allow an actual comparison of energy levels. Verdict: GUILTY

    • @nigeldude
      @nigeldude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@irreverevan7937 I believe you. What I'm saying is Riley saying that makes no sense in regards to his claim of never fapping. It'd be like someone claiming that they've never had a sip of Coke in their entire life but they also say they like Pepsi better than Coke because of better taste and increased energy improvement. Well, how would they know that if they've truly never tried Coke?

    • @irreverevan7937
      @irreverevan7937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@nigeldude yea you right.

    • @brysonbridges1496
      @brysonbridges1496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This Riley guy might say he has more energy cause he isn’t fapping during later hours of nighttime which is when most people do it. So he goes to bed a lot sooner

    • @jeffbenzos6344
      @jeffbenzos6344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ahh a man of logic, I see

    • @jeffbenzos6344
      @jeffbenzos6344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@brysonbridges1496 how do you know when most people do it? Do all your friends tell you when they jack off?

  • @JoesapTV
    @JoesapTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +947

    Theo: You ever drink water?
    Riley: I can’t say that I have.

    • @ikillwithyourtruthholdagai2000
      @ikillwithyourtruthholdagai2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The commends under this post are GOLD---Den

    • @ThomasG_Nikolaj
      @ThomasG_Nikolaj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He just drinks cucumber juice

    • @JoesapTV
      @JoesapTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ThomasG_Nikolaj he drinks the tears of those who fear him.

  • @jackdanielson1997
    @jackdanielson1997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    I always imagined AI to have a bit more of a personality than this.

  • @jmg5980
    @jmg5980 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Riley: “I’ll invite you”
    Theo”maybe if there‘a a window or something”🤣🤣🤣 this shit is gold

  • @ladnercr1
    @ladnercr1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    credit Theo for being able to carry on and do a show after that bombshell.

  • @FnesSnorlx
    @FnesSnorlx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +864

    Theo:"I want to be there when it happens, no homo"
    Riley:"I'll invite you"
    LOL

    • @alexclark9386
      @alexclark9386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "Now cmawn man"

    • @FnesSnorlx
      @FnesSnorlx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexclark9386 💀

    • @davidriggs6526
      @davidriggs6526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I died when he was like, maybe if there’s a window or something I don’t want to be right out front hahahah

    • @MrYoda-xb6mp
      @MrYoda-xb6mp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂 theos reaction always gets me watching this

    • @adambrackston3471
      @adambrackston3471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@davidriggs6526 that’s smart, opening the flood gates for the first time after that long could kill a man in close proximity

  • @NateIrvo
    @NateIrvo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +884

    The unjackable Riley Mao.
    Every time Theo says "DAMN!!! GAHDDD!!!" it cracks me the fuck up hahaha

  • @jaydencotto-martinez4995
    @jaydencotto-martinez4995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Every time he gives a straight answer Theo gets way more surprises 😂

  • @moontoon28
    @moontoon28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1226

    Theo finds out Riley committed an even worse sin, lying to us all.

    • @rjsinnett8889
      @rjsinnett8889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He acting like he met the ambassador, so grateful. “DaNg”

    • @abd22slami68
      @abd22slami68 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didn’t even know this was possible.

    • @choneychamberz5651
      @choneychamberz5651 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🏆 🥇

    • @populousmass
      @populousmass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Medical condition

    • @MsTriggaTre
      @MsTriggaTre 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@abd22slami68 it’s not

  • @space_1073
    @space_1073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    I know a lot of people didn't like Riley when he first showed up, but I think he brings out the funniest of Theo. They're like the most opposite people possible.

    • @OneEyedCat873
      @OneEyedCat873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dude I dont think that Riley is even human 😁

    • @liquidxan6698
      @liquidxan6698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I love him, he’s so deadpan and serious. Makes Theo have to think

    • @A6Legit
      @A6Legit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are pretty much polar opposites.

  • @sweatydonkey4480
    @sweatydonkey4480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    This is just comedy gold you can see how much Theo is holding back to give the man respect but man he wants to go wild.

  • @katabeats
    @katabeats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    This must be the reason why theo said to Joe Rogan "I had a guy like Jamie but he wasn't a great fit" 😂😂😂

  • @johntwiford
    @johntwiford 3 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    “Like a damn human Christmas Carol” this is so brilliant 😂

    • @johntwiford
      @johntwiford 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “You’re like ChunLi bro”
      “Mmmhmm”

    • @jennifergreig4734
      @jennifergreig4734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Theo’s verbal anomaly is insanely brilliant. 👏

    • @seankiesling2054
      @seankiesling2054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro off rip i was every step of the way in that sentence and thought he was gonna go with unicorn or something...this fucker called dudes a Christmas Carol
      Shows the difference between a normie brian and genius of a comedians brain

    • @saturn1returns
      @saturn1returns 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was fucking magic, that.

  • @shaodynasty1017
    @shaodynasty1017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2770

    Riley is either lying or truly iron deficient LOL!

    • @coryspann5774
      @coryspann5774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I hope he's lying bc of not he's really missing out

    • @worthy0ne777
      @worthy0ne777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      We call it Low T.

    • @StayMadNobodycares
      @StayMadNobodycares 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Nah He eats his Kellogg's corn flakes.

    • @R.Lennartz
      @R.Lennartz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Yeah, he should probably get his testosterone levels checked also.

    • @theroamingsavage8813
      @theroamingsavage8813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Its one thing to will yourself to never do it, its a totally different thing to say u never get boners or excited.
      This can definitely point to some biological deficiency or childhood trauma

  • @user-kq8dg9op7f
    @user-kq8dg9op7f 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    Theo said “ I almost wana be there when it happens” I died

    • @faceripper77
      @faceripper77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well only outside the window ya know

    • @RAJohnson713
      @RAJohnson713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmaooo hes so funny

  • @DrizzyDrayg
    @DrizzyDrayg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You ever felt happiness?
    Can’t say that I have.

  • @ktge5050
    @ktge5050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    Kid seriously needs his hormone levels checked. It’s one thing to never do it but another entirely to never feel the urge.

    • @briangriffith4574
      @briangriffith4574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      The dude Jack's it probably 3times a day

    • @Barbievel
      @Barbievel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      He definitely has 0 testosterone

    • @michaelkaiser6193
      @michaelkaiser6193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      its not that weird. if you never do it you never think about it

    • @inerick
      @inerick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@michaelkaiser6193 he never even gets a boner apparently

    • @greg6115
      @greg6115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Pretty sure hes trolling theo

  • @theohuioiesin6519
    @theohuioiesin6519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    Theo is a legend in so many ways:
    “A damn human Christmas Carol”

    • @mrmunrayos
      @mrmunrayos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s what got me lmao

    • @titustelesco2870
      @titustelesco2870 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's an actual incel haha poor kid man

    • @newmennium
      @newmennium 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That one got me, 😂

  • @fangornthewise
    @fangornthewise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Normally this would be an indicator of Virtue and extreme discipline. But in this case this guy is just Low T.

    • @johnpulawski35
      @johnpulawski35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      this guy has astronomical T u just jealous bro

    • @johnpulawski35
      @johnpulawski35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@bssmagik16 he's ascended

    • @geraldfisher6475
      @geraldfisher6475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@bssmagik16 indeed, it is very healthy to wake up with a erection, sign of good blood flow.

    • @sourcesymbiosismetamorphis2228
      @sourcesymbiosismetamorphis2228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@geraldfisher6475 same bro some days I struggle to put my shit down it's frustrating.

    • @Dark74111
      @Dark74111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johnpulawski35 to the moon

  • @CJ-bd4iz
    @CJ-bd4iz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Just cried laughing for ten minutes straight everything theo said was oriceless

  • @drunkscanbefun
    @drunkscanbefun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    “Uhm, I don’t really get the feeling.”
    Theo: “Daayummm”
    That alone literally made me cry tears of laughter

    • @bromar6372
      @bromar6372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Every “damn” he said sent me

    • @user-e1337
      @user-e1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lolol

    • @crileymane
      @crileymane 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao i just died reading this

    • @acostalot
      @acostalot 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally best part

  • @mikeviall811
    @mikeviall811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    "I want to be there when it happens, no homo." There's only one person in this world capable of that comment.

  • @TheModerateExtremist448
    @TheModerateExtremist448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    “I mean, maybe if there’s a window I’ll be outside or something.” Lol he’s just so serious with the delivery. Such an inspiration.

    • @kylebowman1768
      @kylebowman1768 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmfao. i didnt notice until you said something

    • @415jjc
      @415jjc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      riley with a rare comedic setup there

    • @Mclovin7.62
      @Mclovin7.62 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Inspires me to not be like that what so ever

    • @TheModerateExtremist448
      @TheModerateExtremist448 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mclovin7.62 I see “comedic genius” is not on your board of “things to do”. Good on you, bud.

  • @abennett
    @abennett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "Do you feel you have more inner strength going on?"
    "I do"
    How would he even know!

    • @aaronplaysgames752
      @aaronplaysgames752 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thought the same thing.

    • @sadhu7191
      @sadhu7191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We don't think that deep over here bro, find another channel

  • @skullcrushed1216
    @skullcrushed1216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    "Do you know others like you?"
    "Yeah"
    "Do you guys like meet up, are you in a group chat?"
    DEAD 💀

  • @korryjones7371
    @korryjones7371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Bro Riley is a podcast queen guardsman. Literally can’t get anything outta him.

    • @tommyprior_
      @tommyprior_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah right, every reply is like an automated NPC diologue

  • @MarcusTheDarkness
    @MarcusTheDarkness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    I’ve never heard of Riley, but this interaction is hilarious.

    • @TubaTones
      @TubaTones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Not really in interaction, it’s Theo saying funny shit and Riley giving 2-3 words answers.

    • @ikillwithyourtruthholdagai2000
      @ikillwithyourtruthholdagai2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TubaTones lmfao tru tho

    • @wyparadiddle
      @wyparadiddle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Riley is an interesting character

    • @TubaTones
      @TubaTones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wyparadiddle I’d rather watch paint dry. Boring AF!

    • @dudedog7914
      @dudedog7914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wyparadiddle not at all

  • @larocdokarnap3227
    @larocdokarnap3227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Theo: You remember your first breath bucko?
    Riley: Ehmm no, never happened, not even breathing right now...

  • @BlindingGlow
    @BlindingGlow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I love how genuinely shocked/impressed Theo is LOL

    • @MrAjallday91
      @MrAjallday91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Theo has to overcompensate for how dull and vanilla the guest is being.

    • @jvb6961
      @jvb6961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How could you not be. The unjackable Riley Mao said he doesn’t even get boners lmao

    • @APAL880
      @APAL880 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrAjallday91 there's a guest there?

  • @Your_Conscience.
    @Your_Conscience. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

  • @nubemuffin
    @nubemuffin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    "Riley have you ever lied?"
    "No. Not really, never."

    • @FlatEarthLuvr
      @FlatEarthLuvr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      sometimes

    • @JOK35T3R
      @JOK35T3R 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      From time to time

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wtf is this? Who is this dude? Is he Theo’s tech support or something? What am I watching?

    • @philmirez
      @philmirez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@seanmatthewking his cousin.

    • @aceinthehole193
      @aceinthehole193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@seanmatthewking hes Nashville Nick

  • @brtecson
    @brtecson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I used to be exactly like Riley when I was a teenager, just a completely monotonous being, mainly because I was stuck under my helicopter parents just waiting to gtfo. And then I turned 18 and gtfo. It took time to build social skills but I rebounded.. Living my best life now

    • @Dontslaythybroski
      @Dontslaythybroski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Helicopter parents. Yea thats not healthy for teens

    • @Larry_Suave
      @Larry_Suave 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I knew a guy like this in high school. He sat at my lunch table for a whole year and he legit never said a word to anybody not once unless you specifically asked him a question. I just thought he was weird at the time but looking back it makes me curious if he was in a similar situation.

  • @nooodls1
    @nooodls1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +849

    No way dude hasn’t had morning wood, it’s medically impossible.

    • @Protectobot
      @Protectobot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Exactly!

    • @michaelsieger9133
      @michaelsieger9133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      It’s definitely possible with low T levels

    • @cavemanlovesmoke4394
      @cavemanlovesmoke4394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@michaelsieger9133 nahhh

    • @abhinxndh
      @abhinxndh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@michaelsieger9133 at zero levels. He doesn't look like he has zero T.

    • @HDVisionsMedia
      @HDVisionsMedia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      What if he doesn't have a penis? Not even trying to be funny, It's possible that he was born differently

  • @patrickmahoney9324
    @patrickmahoney9324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    “The unjackable Riley mao” that shit broke me man 😂

    • @Ethiokarate1
      @Ethiokarate1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hand to God I read your comment as he said it and it was frigging dynamite 🤣

    • @anthonygalloway740
      @anthonygalloway740 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ethiokarate1 let

    • @semir2607
      @semir2607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RILEY MAO

    • @papershredder2711
      @papershredder2711 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And the unlaughable

    • @newmennium
      @newmennium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unfapable

  • @YahYou813
    @YahYou813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    I like how Theo doesn't even question him, just believes it lol

    • @derekderek2570
      @derekderek2570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I thought he was just messing with Theo and at the end he was going to say "yeah, I don't poop either" but no... he was legit just straight up lying 😂

    • @Yzjoshuwave
      @Yzjoshuwave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Innocent acceptance. I think I believe him as well though. Either that or he’s redirected all his jizz into manifesting an immaculate poker face… and nothing into becoming talkative.

    • @hamig306
      @hamig306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      kind of like how nobody ever questions Theo's stories but you can feel it in the air that they don't believe him half of the time

    • @hotsuin1
      @hotsuin1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Would be weird to confront him about it. Considering how serious he was about it, it was probably best to just go along with it

    • @hamig306
      @hamig306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hotsuin1 R I P Billy Conforto

  • @friendswitdadealer
    @friendswitdadealer ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Theo & Riley are the perfect duo. They’re both really smart in their own way but also clueless in other ways lol.

  • @hopfrogg9599
    @hopfrogg9599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Feels like Theo got the exclusive on the first alien interview.

  • @Joshmo1234
    @Joshmo1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    Riley seems like the type of guy to flog himself when he has 'unclean' thoughts.

    • @nathanking6670
      @nathanking6670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Like the guy in the Da Vinci Code

    • @trex9100
      @trex9100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahaha underrated comment!

    • @psychotropictraveler514
      @psychotropictraveler514 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nathanking6670 lmfao

    • @Protectobot
      @Protectobot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My best Asian best friend in high school would tell me he’s evil cos girls used to give him boners occasionally. Then he became a Born Again Christian and feels like his soul was saved. Difficult to believe he’s happy!

    • @logozervos1717
      @logozervos1717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This comment is killing me 😂

  • @dp-bh5fh
    @dp-bh5fh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I actually kinda like the way these two vibe. Theo’s kinda better on his own anyhow, this guy is basically allowing Theo to be on his own but he’s also there in a totally non-intrusive way.

  • @Sodiumfreeriding
    @Sodiumfreeriding 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    RIP to his sheets! Ya know that dude is blasting every night against his will, wakes up screaming “noooooooooo, not again” 🤣

  • @edelamora87
    @edelamora87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    The end had me dying when Riley said “I’ll invite you” he actually managed to get a laugh out of Theo

    • @LLWarmJaY
      @LLWarmJaY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is this the only comment not to get likes?

  • @drunkchardom5311
    @drunkchardom5311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    this guy is the last guy on the planet i could ever relate to.

    • @liteball5188
      @liteball5188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or are you that guy to the rest of the planet?

    • @RJ-is9ko
      @RJ-is9ko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The last guy you would ever want to have your back in a bar fight

    • @ikillwithyourtruthholdagai2000
      @ikillwithyourtruthholdagai2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Asian people dont even care they got 1.6 billion people they could be boring with, if you knkw what im saying

    • @RustyIsScared
      @RustyIsScared 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RJ-is9ko so isnt that your friend getting stomped there? Dont you care? Cant say i do - Riley.

  • @KZ_MMA-KZ
    @KZ_MMA-KZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +820

    If a piece of cardboard had a personality it would be Riley Mau.

    • @sashajelena
      @sashajelena 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      oi dont dog riley 🙅🏽‍♀️

    • @turdfurgeson517
      @turdfurgeson517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well he is accurate. His wife is another damaged soul. Just how it is. Super introvert to a fault. Not the example you would want to be for your kids. Or they too would find the world super loud.

    • @alphacraig2001
      @alphacraig2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      True, this guy seems like he literally lacks personality or characteristics

    • @HicktownHero3030
      @HicktownHero3030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Cardboard has more personality

    • @Shayquaza
      @Shayquaza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Nah even Flat Stanley yanks his bacon bruh

  • @AndrewFalberg
    @AndrewFalberg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When Theo says "well come on now" at the end litterally had me dying

  • @johnallen5999
    @johnallen5999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    When Theo said that he feels the devil crawling up and down his penis I lost it. I spit goldfish all over my kitchen. I honestly had pain in my head and chest from laughing so hard. I thought I was about to die.

    • @ayeejaayy5848
      @ayeejaayy5848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      woah thats crazy *pulls pants down and shits on your head*

    • @MoneyGIitch
      @MoneyGIitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ayeejaayy5848 LMFAO

    • @Unxpekted
      @Unxpekted 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Why you eatin goldfish bro?

    • @rooster555555
      @rooster555555 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ayeejaayy5848 hahaha

    • @PlatinumHustle
      @PlatinumHustle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It truly be like that lol

  • @100Denario
    @100Denario 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    I respect abstinence and preservation of ones own essence but I do question that young mans T level.

    • @jmbt02
      @jmbt02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I agree lol this is not totally normal

    • @chnlng00
      @chnlng00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yeah, never getting hard or having urges means something is wrong.

    • @dorshreal0016
      @dorshreal0016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I can sort of get past the never masturbating part but never having an erection? Nah man that is cap, otherwise he should check out a doctor.

  • @jameshotchkin8438
    @jameshotchkin8438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Theo is easily the most funny dude around. Every response and I'm in fits of laughter. Luv how humble he is at the same time. 🔥

  • @chiacharles5490
    @chiacharles5490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how everyone is like Riley is so boring but I'm impressed at his emotional maturity lmao

    • @bannydrown5465
      @bannydrown5465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You call it emotional maturity I call it autism

    • @jcmiisbeast5288
      @jcmiisbeast5288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or lack of emotion

  • @alecgrimmer2060
    @alecgrimmer2060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    The most interesting thing Riley has ever done is something he hasn’t done 💀

  • @willietarkington1628
    @willietarkington1628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The “I’ll invite you” at the end was the most psychopathic thing I’ve ever heard 🤣

  • @Sixsoul
    @Sixsoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    Surprised Theo didn't call out that ridiculously obvious lie

    • @Haveuseenmyjetpack
      @Haveuseenmyjetpack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      This is obviously a bit….

    • @damien1065
      @damien1065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It’s called comedy man. It’s better to keep the lie going for more material

    • @William.H.Bonney
      @William.H.Bonney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Funnier that he didn’t

    • @BodieMoto
      @BodieMoto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      How can you say that but also be a Theo Von fan, really think about that for a second. Who tells more unbelievable stories lol? Riley or Theo (I love Theo but come on)

    • @William.H.Bonney
      @William.H.Bonney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BodieMoto great point 😂

  • @aliabdelaziz905
    @aliabdelaziz905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Riley rubbed one out on his lunch break and he feels like they’re on to him

  • @TheDonald46331
    @TheDonald46331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    At this point I’m really just hoping ole Riley is taking us all for a ride…

    • @justinthomas2334
      @justinthomas2334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I think he understands his role honestly

    • @CK-id9tr
      @CK-id9tr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@justinthomas2334 idk man I can’t tell if he’s just awkward and nervous or acting 🤣

    • @goatpepperherbaltea7895
      @goatpepperherbaltea7895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If he is he’s a genius if he isn’t he’s insane

    • @asasheffield9971
      @asasheffield9971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@goatpepperherbaltea7895 He's not acting or putting on a show, I don't know how or why this is debated. I could tell that from the first Riley episodes, but Theo has talked about it numerous times now, sometimes on other pods. He's acknowledged that Riley gives him absolutely nothing to work with, and he sounds a little angry or frustrated about it when he talks about the situation

    • @asasheffield9971
      @asasheffield9971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @sfairraid 13 Nah, he's def not

  • @stephenstark4692
    @stephenstark4692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I've seen this sooo many times
    Theo's: "thank you for being here brother"
    Gets me everytime

  • @krustydustietv2776
    @krustydustietv2776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    “I’ll invite you” is the only time a piece of his personality has shown 🥴😂

  • @badrrr
    @badrrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Theo's reaction was just as I expected, hilarious.

  • @GetDrakeDTV
    @GetDrakeDTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Theo: how’s your day brother?
    Riley: good man
    Theo: DAMN..

  • @eggs2627
    @eggs2627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I would rather sit through cost accounting for 4 hours then listen to Riley speak

    • @DKW3000
      @DKW3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmfao. Some of those accounting classes were torture for me.

    • @JohnSmith-gi7jw
      @JohnSmith-gi7jw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      #AllLivesMatter

  • @MattB_138
    @MattB_138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Riley: " I don't really get the feeling"
    Theo: " DAAAAAAAYUUMMM!"

  • @NoLedge
    @NoLedge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The amount of humor u exude is in direct relation to how many times you've mastered the bated.

  • @mannedi8665
    @mannedi8665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    You just know Theo's holding back with the jokes

  • @drane10
    @drane10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    Riley is straight up general of god's army

    • @mattg5257
      @mattg5257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      "THE UNJACKABLE RILEY MAO"

    • @franklyncap4691
      @franklyncap4691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Front in line behind Jesus

    • @R.Lennartz
      @R.Lennartz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Orientals aren't allowed in heaven dude

    • @Steve_Dave
      @Steve_Dave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah general's of God don't lie all like that

    • @jc-kj2on
      @jc-kj2on 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or maybe its something simpler, it rhymes with liar..
      Anyone who doesn't wake up with wood under the age of 40 without a iron deficiency isn't to be trusted

  • @Henchman_Holding_Wrench
    @Henchman_Holding_Wrench 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "I'm coming day and night. It's terrific!" -Arnold Schwarzenegger

    • @damien1065
      @damien1065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was watching that last night lol

    • @g29000
      @g29000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm kamming in the gym I'm kamming at home with mai wife.. I'm in hheaven!

  • @MrCerebellum2
    @MrCerebellum2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Theo “well do you masticate?”
    Riley: “can’t say that I have”

  • @michaelp3788
    @michaelp3788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Pretty sure he just was just born with a severe medical condition and won't realize it until he is married and then says "Oh crap"

    • @ellaova
      @ellaova 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MAybe he was born without a penis. Thats what I suspect.

    • @A1-_-
      @A1-_- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ellaova just because it’s small doesn’t mean it’s not there

    • @NucularDonkey12
      @NucularDonkey12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is literally too real, holy shit, it very likely could be

    • @dystopiaisutopia
      @dystopiaisutopia 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@A1-_- well he is asian.

  • @N1GHTWOLF1
    @N1GHTWOLF1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    It’s almost like Riley doesn’t say anything in surplus to whatever he answers

    • @FGKing-gc3xn
      @FGKing-gc3xn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro what is your profile pic

    • @FlashRyu
      @FlashRyu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He holds himself back

  • @clownslyer
    @clownslyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I’ll always click when I see Theo and Riley, there dynamic is so unique

  • @515ventures3
    @515ventures3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Both of these guys were meant to cross paths. They are both extreme. One hasn’t and the other can’t stop. Which is not necessary from both perspectives. As long as it’s not an addiction, it’s not a big deal. Plus it’s healthy for the body to release once in a while. You don’t wanna hold it in for a long time. Even for someone who barley does it, a couple times a month is not that big deal. And don’t advertise this on the internet. So stupid. This is a private matter! Don’t share with the world. Silly. Both guys are silly.

  • @ryanedwards4512
    @ryanedwards4512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "Do you have an iron deficiency?" That had me laughing like a blue haired at bingo

  • @MrBuketman
    @MrBuketman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The last 10 seconds (I’ll invite you) are great. He finally got Theo. The whole convo is yet another reminder of a Space Ghost interview.

  • @danmolloy88
    @danmolloy88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Theo was dropping some pure gold here, unreal.

  • @loadedjesus
    @loadedjesus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Everybody hatin, but the chemistry they have is so beautiful in its contrast. Almost feels scripted with how hilarious it is. But when you know it’s not it gets even better

  • @jlo9165
    @jlo9165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    He's gonna have to pump a couple dry ones out to prime that thing and I wouldn't wanna be front row like a Gallagher set when it finally fires up lmao

    • @deathbymonkeys
      @deathbymonkeys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      god damn he gonna have to bleed the line first lmao thats hilarious

    • @elMore1107
      @elMore1107 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahahaah underrated comment

  • @StLMikie
    @StLMikie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    I think he’s saying it because his family listens. He’s young and still is embarrassed by it.

    • @Pickledill710
      @Pickledill710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      It’s more embarrassing to have never masturbated lol

    • @sugabender2119
      @sugabender2119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Pickledill710 that's exactly what I thought mate 😂

    • @dr.doppeldecker3832
      @dr.doppeldecker3832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Pickledill710 true, my dad would disown me if i told him i never jerked my chicken.

    • @ravvshikonovsalmonella4867
      @ravvshikonovsalmonella4867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Pickledill710 youve just described why the west is so sick and degenerate, good job

    • @paul4137
      @paul4137 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dr.doppeldecker3832 mine would be proud that I know what to say even if it's obvoiusly not true xD

  • @leopard8152
    @leopard8152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    “Everyone wants to be Ironman”
    Ironically, you have to be iron deficient.

  • @DELVRINOLF
    @DELVRINOLF ปีที่แล้ว

    Proof that theo actually meets such special people

  • @dbadams9488
    @dbadams9488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This guy answers like he doesn’t even wanna talk to Theo... there’s no way he’s like that in his personal life

    • @idkdrew
      @idkdrew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he 100% is, no way he is acting that boring

  • @psychotropictraveler514
    @psychotropictraveler514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "Y'know, skeet, thats what they call it in the urban community.."
    God dammit Theo 😂😂

    • @christophernoia5197
      @christophernoia5197 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I Literally just learned that term this last week and now I see it here. How did I go so long not knowing it?

    • @psychotropictraveler514
      @psychotropictraveler514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@christophernoia5197 lmao no idea bro, I heard it in 7th grade from a Lil Jon song

    • @cavemanlovesmoke4394
      @cavemanlovesmoke4394 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Urban dictionary ftw

  • @chrisw.4318
    @chrisw.4318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Any grown man that doesn’t get his rocks off on a regular basis is bound to get one of those nocturnal busts every once in awhile.

    • @dextermorgan6665
      @dextermorgan6665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol facts

    • @tgdouble2699
      @tgdouble2699 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea if u haven’t conquered it than u will struggle with wet dreams but if u are lucid u wouldn’t let such a thing happen

    • @glockdude5472
      @glockdude5472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was thinking….. You’d at very min have wet dreams! Those are totally uncontrollable.

    • @mikeansley5306
      @mikeansley5306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Imagine being such a control freak that you try to control your dreams.

    • @DrNickRiveria
      @DrNickRiveria 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      those LNBs son

  • @slightlyblickedup
    @slightlyblickedup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow this is the most interactive I’ve seen Riley, he even offered an invitation to Theo!!