Theo tries so hard to get something interesting to come out of Riley’s mouth. This was the most interesting thing. Theo needs to unfortunately get someone to replace him. I mean a puddle would give a better conversation
Riley's responses to every question are the most boring and monotone shit I've ever heard. Dude probably relaxes by unfolding and refolding all his clothes as a hobby.
To be faire the elephant in the room is that he may have personal problems and do not want to talk about it publicly. That could explain why he is uncomfortable with the line of questions. But damn Theo is funny as!
@@Aycheffe yah but this is funnier because it doesn't feel forced at all. of course, theo is carrying big time but the way riley answers like a bad AI is funny as well.
To even think that a guy a regular randomly selected out of about 3 billion male populus on this planet above the age of 16 and to think he hasn't masterbated is beyond bonkers its nearly close to winning a lottery to find that 20+ years old dude who hasn't.
It would not surprise me if he later finds out he has some issues going on with his hormone profile that are less then ideal. But then again ignorance can be bliss, so more power to him if he truely is happy.
Riley may have been “boring “ but this was one of the funniest Theo von moments I’ve seen and maybe Riley’s personality contributed also the topic is very interesting and funny as well
Riley was absolutely the worst fit for that role. I have no idea why or how Theo ended up hiring him. There was always awkward off-putting silence (dead air) when Riley was producing, almost as if Rileys personality and artistic expression made its way into the show. I had to stop watching for a while.
It might not be as strange as you might think. Google ‘asexuality’. It’s actually quite common. Which is quite hard for all of us perverts to comprehend. But it happens ;)
@@chrisheadcount9953 Being asexual has nothing to do with not wanking. Lots of people (specifically, billions) of religious people dont masturbate. It's more a western thing (tool to destroy white people).
@@simplelife88393 but those religious and "nofap" people still get horny, get erections etc. They just resist the temptation (or claim to). Riley is claiming that he never ever has sexual urges in the video above, which would point to asexuality.
Riley saying that he has more energy due to no fap makes zero sense. How would he know if he's never fapped? The only way he would know is if in fact he has fapped in the past which would allow an actual comparison of energy levels. Verdict: GUILTY
@@irreverevan7937 I believe you. What I'm saying is Riley saying that makes no sense in regards to his claim of never fapping. It'd be like someone claiming that they've never had a sip of Coke in their entire life but they also say they like Pepsi better than Coke because of better taste and increased energy improvement. Well, how would they know that if they've truly never tried Coke?
This Riley guy might say he has more energy cause he isn’t fapping during later hours of nighttime which is when most people do it. So he goes to bed a lot sooner
I know a lot of people didn't like Riley when he first showed up, but I think he brings out the funniest of Theo. They're like the most opposite people possible.
Bro off rip i was every step of the way in that sentence and thought he was gonna go with unicorn or something...this fucker called dudes a Christmas Carol Shows the difference between a normie brian and genius of a comedians brain
Its one thing to will yourself to never do it, its a totally different thing to say u never get boners or excited. This can definitely point to some biological deficiency or childhood trauma
I used to be exactly like Riley when I was a teenager, just a completely monotonous being, mainly because I was stuck under my helicopter parents just waiting to gtfo. And then I turned 18 and gtfo. It took time to build social skills but I rebounded.. Living my best life now
I knew a guy like this in high school. He sat at my lunch table for a whole year and he legit never said a word to anybody not once unless you specifically asked him a question. I just thought he was weird at the time but looking back it makes me curious if he was in a similar situation.
Innocent acceptance. I think I believe him as well though. Either that or he’s redirected all his jizz into manifesting an immaculate poker face… and nothing into becoming talkative.
My best Asian best friend in high school would tell me he’s evil cos girls used to give him boners occasionally. Then he became a Born Again Christian and feels like his soul was saved. Difficult to believe he’s happy!
I actually kinda like the way these two vibe. Theo’s kinda better on his own anyhow, this guy is basically allowing Theo to be on his own but he’s also there in a totally non-intrusive way.
Well he is accurate. His wife is another damaged soul. Just how it is. Super introvert to a fault. Not the example you would want to be for your kids. Or they too would find the world super loud.
When Theo said that he feels the devil crawling up and down his penis I lost it. I spit goldfish all over my kitchen. I honestly had pain in my head and chest from laughing so hard. I thought I was about to die.
How can you say that but also be a Theo Von fan, really think about that for a second. Who tells more unbelievable stories lol? Riley or Theo (I love Theo but come on)
@@goatpepperherbaltea7895 He's not acting or putting on a show, I don't know how or why this is debated. I could tell that from the first Riley episodes, but Theo has talked about it numerous times now, sometimes on other pods. He's acknowledged that Riley gives him absolutely nothing to work with, and he sounds a little angry or frustrated about it when he talks about the situation
Or maybe its something simpler, it rhymes with liar.. Anyone who doesn't wake up with wood under the age of 40 without a iron deficiency isn't to be trusted
Both of these guys were meant to cross paths. They are both extreme. One hasn’t and the other can’t stop. Which is not necessary from both perspectives. As long as it’s not an addiction, it’s not a big deal. Plus it’s healthy for the body to release once in a while. You don’t wanna hold it in for a long time. Even for someone who barley does it, a couple times a month is not that big deal. And don’t advertise this on the internet. So stupid. This is a private matter! Don’t share with the world. Silly. Both guys are silly.
Everybody hatin, but the chemistry they have is so beautiful in its contrast. Almost feels scripted with how hilarious it is. But when you know it’s not it gets even better
When Riley communicates with people he doesn't have conversations, he answers survey questions.
Dude sounds like an npc
It's the no fap dude...it clearly has some positive impact on him
@@Esteem3d don't think it's positive this dude boring af never heard of him
@@exicityyt5345 was being sarcastic
@@Esteem3d Ohhhh my bad
this guy talks like how a girl texts when shes not interested in you 😂
This is painfully spot on
straight to the point and dry asf
🤣
😂😂
This hits harder rn lol
That dude is cold as ice. Nothing fazes him. Theo dropping straight golden nuggets of comedy and Riley looks like he just woke up
it’s obvious he’s lying and trying to keep his character
@@Rari77777 dude the world isn’t always trying to trick you, some things really do be how they are
@@Sahbab11 But sometimes, you think things be how you wish they is, but they just ain't.
@@Arbitrary_Moniker
But sometimes you look for loopholes when you don't want to face your shame
@@Arbitrary_Moniker that’s fuckin deep
Man theo can sit there and talk to himself and it’s funny as hell
Good thing too because Riley's giving nothing
@diabl2master Riley was the worst. Honestly I stopped listening for a while
Riley’s mission is to never give Theo anything to work with 😂 he’s podcast kryptonite
😆😆😆 Straight up, he always clapping back at theo with the one word answers
Hahahahahahaha
Or podcast gold, depending on what you like.
@@wowwhataworld.9590 lol so true. Maybe this is why Theo keeps him around
Theo tries so hard to get something interesting to come out of Riley’s mouth. This was the most interesting thing. Theo needs to unfortunately get someone to replace him. I mean a puddle would give a better conversation
Riley's responses to every question are the most boring and monotone shit I've ever heard. Dude probably relaxes by unfolding and refolding all his clothes as a hobby.
To be faire the elephant in the room is that he may have personal problems and do not want to talk about it publicly. That could explain why he is uncomfortable with the line of questions. But damn Theo is funny as!
that shit made me crack up for real
Maybe he is repressed
Folds them alphabetically
Sounds like Marie Kondo.
the funniest part about this is, Riley doesn’t even understand how funny Theo’s commentary is.
He’s like the straightest arrow square that ain’t all there
He gets it...hes doing a bit.
What's the bit? To be as boring as possible? You can even tell Theo struggles at times with how one sided the conversation is.
@@FirstLast-sw1gx deadpan straight man
@@Lord_of_the_Pies well either he is depress or he’s actually doing a bit
People don’t understand… it’s the complete contrast in personalities that makes it so funny. Riley is the only person Theo can’t break 😂
I remember the time he broke Bobby Lee's anger by saying looking at Bobby is like looking at a yellow mirror
@@brtecson haha ffs 😂 savage cnut init lol
The routine is at least 100 years old. The straight man funny man routine
Usually the straight man knows his role though. It's so different with Riley cause it's so hard to tell if he's in on the joke or not.
@@Aycheffe yah but this is funnier because it doesn't feel forced at all. of course, theo is carrying big time but the way riley answers like a bad AI is funny as well.
Riley is like the exact opposite of what you’re supposed to do in improv
Instead of "yes, and..." it's a lot of "no, can't say I have"
This comment is gold EXACTLY! 😂👌
....but he is improving.
No, but...
I think Rileys humor is very very dry lol
Theo: So do you eat food?
Riley: Can't say I do.
To even think that a guy a regular randomly selected out of about 3 billion male populus on this planet above the age of 16 and to think he hasn't masterbated is beyond bonkers its nearly close to winning a lottery to find that 20+ years old dude who hasn't.
It would not surprise me if he later finds out he has some issues going on with his hormone profile that are less then ideal. But then again ignorance can be bliss, so more power to him if he truely is happy.
🤣
Theo: Damn
Lolll
This dude would win every poker tournament ever.
Nothing about this says i know how to play poker
@@Mclovin7.62 it screams I have the potential to do
@@Mclovin7.62 He's always holding the nuts.
No he wouldn't. Obvious liar.
This dude does not have the balls to thrive in such a high stress environment, he would fold to every raise and play totally face up lol
How theo stopped this convo from shriveling up in 10 seconds flat is a masterpiece in itself! No pun intended
Nah deadass,bro is the podcaster and the podcastee 😭🤦♂️🤣
“You think you might have an iron deficiency or somethin” bro I love Theo
hahahahaahahah the best line
I died lmaooooo
That shit is too funny
It's true though oddly enough
theo looking at him like an alien
I love Theo so much. He obviously knew he was lying so he kept pushing it 🤣
Well seriously. I think he is an alein. See not Alvin's are bad.
@@derekderek2570 WAS HE THO
I would too
bro he has to be mark zuckerberg dont even compare
riley is on another level i bet he can spread cold butter on toast no problem
😂😂😂
Best comment i read in months
@@bobbob-ng2lnagreed🤣
🤣🤣🤣 I read this while trying to spread cold butter on toast and cried laughing
Damn I needed this comment well said!!!🙌🙌
Riley may have been “boring “ but this was one of the funniest Theo von moments I’ve seen and maybe Riley’s personality contributed also the topic is very interesting and funny as well
Love thy enemy on display
Riley was absolutely the worst fit for that role. I have no idea why or how Theo ended up hiring him. There was always awkward off-putting silence (dead air) when Riley was producing, almost as if Rileys personality and artistic expression made its way into the show. I had to stop watching for a while.
Meanwhile his future wife is racking up a body count like Rambo
Honestly that is the reason why I think being celibate as a guy is stupid.
@@Andrew20pp Well that doesn't leave many reasons for women to if all the men aren't.
@@nardinit good they shouldn’t bother, they’ll regret it later unless they get lucky enough to only be with one person, which is nearly impossible
@@Andrew20pp if you’re celibate you’ll find a wife who is also you’re not going to shop the streets🤦🏻♂️
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Riley has the sense of humor of a paper bag
Personality of a dead moth.
It kind of it makes it even funnier 😂
@@zachyurkus dead moths are all the rage I heard, come back as butterflies
@@Unxpekted True 😂. Dudes definitely ice cold, no way In hell I could keep a straight face like that with the shot Theo says 🥴.
To quote Don Rickles, "You got the personality of a dead moth."
Some people are too strange to comprehend. He makes Theo look absolutely normal.
It might not be as strange as you might think. Google ‘asexuality’. It’s actually quite common. Which is quite hard for all of us perverts to comprehend. But it happens ;)
You mean the other way around ahahaha
@@chrisheadcount9953 Being asexual has nothing to do with not wanking. Lots of people (specifically, billions) of religious people dont masturbate. It's more a western thing (tool to destroy white people).
@@simplelife88393 but those religious and "nofap" people still get horny, get erections etc. They just resist the temptation (or claim to).
Riley is claiming that he never ever has sexual urges in the video above, which would point to asexuality.
@@StephenIC nofap is like AA. those guys went deep down that rabbit hole, then decided to stop.
Thoughts and prayers out to this young man. He needs help.
His beta levels are above 9000
low test is always sad in men
He really does, he seems so sexually and emotionally repressed
God does say dont masturbate so I would say hes ok with the prayers
@@rdrd9676 It's okay so long as a priest does it for you if I'm not wrong.
Riley saying that he has more energy due to no fap makes zero sense. How would he know if he's never fapped? The only way he would know is if in fact he has fapped in the past which would allow an actual comparison of energy levels. Verdict: GUILTY
@@irreverevan7937 I believe you. What I'm saying is Riley saying that makes no sense in regards to his claim of never fapping. It'd be like someone claiming that they've never had a sip of Coke in their entire life but they also say they like Pepsi better than Coke because of better taste and increased energy improvement. Well, how would they know that if they've truly never tried Coke?
@@nigeldude yea you right.
This Riley guy might say he has more energy cause he isn’t fapping during later hours of nighttime which is when most people do it. So he goes to bed a lot sooner
Ahh a man of logic, I see
@@brysonbridges1496 how do you know when most people do it? Do all your friends tell you when they jack off?
Theo: You ever drink water?
Riley: I can’t say that I have.
The commends under this post are GOLD---Den
He just drinks cucumber juice
@@ThomasG_Nikolaj he drinks the tears of those who fear him.
I always imagined AI to have a bit more of a personality than this.
Riley: “I’ll invite you”
Theo”maybe if there‘a a window or something”🤣🤣🤣 this shit is gold
credit Theo for being able to carry on and do a show after that bombshell.
Theo:"I want to be there when it happens, no homo"
Riley:"I'll invite you"
LOL
"Now cmawn man"
@@alexclark9386 💀
I died when he was like, maybe if there’s a window or something I don’t want to be right out front hahahah
😂 theos reaction always gets me watching this
@@davidriggs6526 that’s smart, opening the flood gates for the first time after that long could kill a man in close proximity
The unjackable Riley Mao.
Every time Theo says "DAMN!!! GAHDDD!!!" it cracks me the fuck up hahaha
Unjacksble cracked me up
💀
1:58
Hahahaha straight up
I know it's those random subtle burst of DAWWWWMMMMM.
GAWWWD!!!
Every time he gives a straight answer Theo gets way more surprises 😂
Theo finds out Riley committed an even worse sin, lying to us all.
He acting like he met the ambassador, so grateful. “DaNg”
I didn’t even know this was possible.
🏆 🥇
Medical condition
@@abd22slami68 it’s not
I know a lot of people didn't like Riley when he first showed up, but I think he brings out the funniest of Theo. They're like the most opposite people possible.
Dude I dont think that Riley is even human 😁
I love him, he’s so deadpan and serious. Makes Theo have to think
They are pretty much polar opposites.
This is just comedy gold you can see how much Theo is holding back to give the man respect but man he wants to go wild.
Hahaha
Lmfaooo
This must be the reason why theo said to Joe Rogan "I had a guy like Jamie but he wasn't a great fit" 😂😂😂
!!!
That’s where I heard about this lol
“Like a damn human Christmas Carol” this is so brilliant 😂
“You’re like ChunLi bro”
“Mmmhmm”
Theo’s verbal anomaly is insanely brilliant. 👏
Bro off rip i was every step of the way in that sentence and thought he was gonna go with unicorn or something...this fucker called dudes a Christmas Carol
Shows the difference between a normie brian and genius of a comedians brain
That was fucking magic, that.
Riley is either lying or truly iron deficient LOL!
I hope he's lying bc of not he's really missing out
We call it Low T.
Nah He eats his Kellogg's corn flakes.
Yeah, he should probably get his testosterone levels checked also.
Its one thing to will yourself to never do it, its a totally different thing to say u never get boners or excited.
This can definitely point to some biological deficiency or childhood trauma
Theo said “ I almost wana be there when it happens” I died
Well only outside the window ya know
lmaooo hes so funny
You ever felt happiness?
Can’t say that I have.
Kid seriously needs his hormone levels checked. It’s one thing to never do it but another entirely to never feel the urge.
The dude Jack's it probably 3times a day
He definitely has 0 testosterone
its not that weird. if you never do it you never think about it
@@michaelkaiser6193 he never even gets a boner apparently
Pretty sure hes trolling theo
Theo is a legend in so many ways:
“A damn human Christmas Carol”
That’s what got me lmao
He's an actual incel haha poor kid man
That one got me, 😂
Normally this would be an indicator of Virtue and extreme discipline. But in this case this guy is just Low T.
this guy has astronomical T u just jealous bro
@@bssmagik16 he's ascended
@@bssmagik16 indeed, it is very healthy to wake up with a erection, sign of good blood flow.
@@geraldfisher6475 same bro some days I struggle to put my shit down it's frustrating.
@@johnpulawski35 to the moon
Just cried laughing for ten minutes straight everything theo said was oriceless
I thought it was priceless
@@gustavofring8765 ohhhh-riceless
“Uhm, I don’t really get the feeling.”
Theo: “Daayummm”
That alone literally made me cry tears of laughter
Every “damn” he said sent me
Lolol
lmao i just died reading this
Literally best part
"I want to be there when it happens, no homo." There's only one person in this world capable of that comment.
“I mean, maybe if there’s a window I’ll be outside or something.” Lol he’s just so serious with the delivery. Such an inspiration.
lmfao. i didnt notice until you said something
riley with a rare comedic setup there
Inspires me to not be like that what so ever
@@Mclovin7.62 I see “comedic genius” is not on your board of “things to do”. Good on you, bud.
"Do you feel you have more inner strength going on?"
"I do"
How would he even know!
Thought the same thing.
We don't think that deep over here bro, find another channel
"Do you know others like you?"
"Yeah"
"Do you guys like meet up, are you in a group chat?"
DEAD 💀
Meat up
I read this as I heard it and cracking up. looool
@@dailyscare3103 underrated reply
Bro Riley is a podcast queen guardsman. Literally can’t get anything outta him.
Yeah right, every reply is like an automated NPC diologue
I’ve never heard of Riley, but this interaction is hilarious.
Not really in interaction, it’s Theo saying funny shit and Riley giving 2-3 words answers.
@@TubaTones lmfao tru tho
Riley is an interesting character
@@wyparadiddle I’d rather watch paint dry. Boring AF!
@@wyparadiddle not at all
Theo: You remember your first breath bucko?
Riley: Ehmm no, never happened, not even breathing right now...
I love how genuinely shocked/impressed Theo is LOL
Theo has to overcompensate for how dull and vanilla the guest is being.
How could you not be. The unjackable Riley Mao said he doesn’t even get boners lmao
@@MrAjallday91 there's a guest there?
when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
"Riley have you ever lied?"
"No. Not really, never."
sometimes
From time to time
Wtf is this? Who is this dude? Is he Theo’s tech support or something? What am I watching?
@@seanmatthewking his cousin.
@@seanmatthewking hes Nashville Nick
I used to be exactly like Riley when I was a teenager, just a completely monotonous being, mainly because I was stuck under my helicopter parents just waiting to gtfo. And then I turned 18 and gtfo. It took time to build social skills but I rebounded.. Living my best life now
Helicopter parents. Yea thats not healthy for teens
I knew a guy like this in high school. He sat at my lunch table for a whole year and he legit never said a word to anybody not once unless you specifically asked him a question. I just thought he was weird at the time but looking back it makes me curious if he was in a similar situation.
No way dude hasn’t had morning wood, it’s medically impossible.
Exactly!
It’s definitely possible with low T levels
@@michaelsieger9133 nahhh
@@michaelsieger9133 at zero levels. He doesn't look like he has zero T.
What if he doesn't have a penis? Not even trying to be funny, It's possible that he was born differently
“The unjackable Riley mao” that shit broke me man 😂
Hand to God I read your comment as he said it and it was frigging dynamite 🤣
@@Ethiokarate1 let
RILEY MAO
And the unlaughable
Unfapable
I like how Theo doesn't even question him, just believes it lol
I thought he was just messing with Theo and at the end he was going to say "yeah, I don't poop either" but no... he was legit just straight up lying 😂
Innocent acceptance. I think I believe him as well though. Either that or he’s redirected all his jizz into manifesting an immaculate poker face… and nothing into becoming talkative.
kind of like how nobody ever questions Theo's stories but you can feel it in the air that they don't believe him half of the time
Would be weird to confront him about it. Considering how serious he was about it, it was probably best to just go along with it
@@hotsuin1 R I P Billy Conforto
Theo & Riley are the perfect duo. They’re both really smart in their own way but also clueless in other ways lol.
Feels like Theo got the exclusive on the first alien interview.
Riley seems like the type of guy to flog himself when he has 'unclean' thoughts.
Like the guy in the Da Vinci Code
Hahaha underrated comment!
@@nathanking6670 lmfao
My best Asian best friend in high school would tell me he’s evil cos girls used to give him boners occasionally. Then he became a Born Again Christian and feels like his soul was saved. Difficult to believe he’s happy!
This comment is killing me 😂
I actually kinda like the way these two vibe. Theo’s kinda better on his own anyhow, this guy is basically allowing Theo to be on his own but he’s also there in a totally non-intrusive way.
RIP to his sheets! Ya know that dude is blasting every night against his will, wakes up screaming “noooooooooo, not again” 🤣
LMAO
😂😂😂😂😂😂
The end had me dying when Riley said “I’ll invite you” he actually managed to get a laugh out of Theo
Is this the only comment not to get likes?
this guy is the last guy on the planet i could ever relate to.
Or are you that guy to the rest of the planet?
The last guy you would ever want to have your back in a bar fight
Asian people dont even care they got 1.6 billion people they could be boring with, if you knkw what im saying
@@RJ-is9ko so isnt that your friend getting stomped there? Dont you care? Cant say i do - Riley.
If a piece of cardboard had a personality it would be Riley Mau.
oi dont dog riley 🙅🏽♀️
Well he is accurate. His wife is another damaged soul. Just how it is. Super introvert to a fault. Not the example you would want to be for your kids. Or they too would find the world super loud.
True, this guy seems like he literally lacks personality or characteristics
Cardboard has more personality
Nah even Flat Stanley yanks his bacon bruh
When Theo says "well come on now" at the end litterally had me dying
When Theo said that he feels the devil crawling up and down his penis I lost it. I spit goldfish all over my kitchen. I honestly had pain in my head and chest from laughing so hard. I thought I was about to die.
woah thats crazy *pulls pants down and shits on your head*
@@ayeejaayy5848 LMFAO
Why you eatin goldfish bro?
@@ayeejaayy5848 hahaha
It truly be like that lol
I respect abstinence and preservation of ones own essence but I do question that young mans T level.
I agree lol this is not totally normal
Yeah, never getting hard or having urges means something is wrong.
I can sort of get past the never masturbating part but never having an erection? Nah man that is cap, otherwise he should check out a doctor.
Theo is easily the most funny dude around. Every response and I'm in fits of laughter. Luv how humble he is at the same time. 🔥
I love how everyone is like Riley is so boring but I'm impressed at his emotional maturity lmao
You call it emotional maturity I call it autism
Or lack of emotion
The most interesting thing Riley has ever done is something he hasn’t done 💀
😂😂😂😂😂
I’m dying 😂
HAHAHA
Best comment
The “I’ll invite you” at the end was the most psychopathic thing I’ve ever heard 🤣
Surprised Theo didn't call out that ridiculously obvious lie
This is obviously a bit….
It’s called comedy man. It’s better to keep the lie going for more material
Funnier that he didn’t
How can you say that but also be a Theo Von fan, really think about that for a second. Who tells more unbelievable stories lol? Riley or Theo (I love Theo but come on)
@@BodieMoto great point 😂
Riley rubbed one out on his lunch break and he feels like they’re on to him
At this point I’m really just hoping ole Riley is taking us all for a ride…
I think he understands his role honestly
@@justinthomas2334 idk man I can’t tell if he’s just awkward and nervous or acting 🤣
If he is he’s a genius if he isn’t he’s insane
@@goatpepperherbaltea7895 He's not acting or putting on a show, I don't know how or why this is debated. I could tell that from the first Riley episodes, but Theo has talked about it numerous times now, sometimes on other pods. He's acknowledged that Riley gives him absolutely nothing to work with, and he sounds a little angry or frustrated about it when he talks about the situation
@sfairraid 13 Nah, he's def not
I've seen this sooo many times
Theo's: "thank you for being here brother"
Gets me everytime
“I’ll invite you” is the only time a piece of his personality has shown 🥴😂
Theo's reaction was just as I expected, hilarious.
Theo: how’s your day brother?
Riley: good man
Theo: DAMN..
I would rather sit through cost accounting for 4 hours then listen to Riley speak
Lmfao. Some of those accounting classes were torture for me.
#AllLivesMatter
Riley: " I don't really get the feeling"
Theo: " DAAAAAAAYUUMMM!"
The amount of humor u exude is in direct relation to how many times you've mastered the bated.
You just know Theo's holding back with the jokes
Riley is straight up general of god's army
"THE UNJACKABLE RILEY MAO"
Front in line behind Jesus
Orientals aren't allowed in heaven dude
Nah general's of God don't lie all like that
Or maybe its something simpler, it rhymes with liar..
Anyone who doesn't wake up with wood under the age of 40 without a iron deficiency isn't to be trusted
"I'm coming day and night. It's terrific!" -Arnold Schwarzenegger
I was watching that last night lol
I'm kamming in the gym I'm kamming at home with mai wife.. I'm in hheaven!
Theo “well do you masticate?”
Riley: “can’t say that I have”
Pretty sure he just was just born with a severe medical condition and won't realize it until he is married and then says "Oh crap"
MAybe he was born without a penis. Thats what I suspect.
@@ellaova just because it’s small doesn’t mean it’s not there
This is literally too real, holy shit, it very likely could be
@@A1-_- well he is asian.
It’s almost like Riley doesn’t say anything in surplus to whatever he answers
Bro what is your profile pic
He holds himself back
I’ll always click when I see Theo and Riley, there dynamic is so unique
Both of these guys were meant to cross paths. They are both extreme. One hasn’t and the other can’t stop. Which is not necessary from both perspectives. As long as it’s not an addiction, it’s not a big deal. Plus it’s healthy for the body to release once in a while. You don’t wanna hold it in for a long time. Even for someone who barley does it, a couple times a month is not that big deal. And don’t advertise this on the internet. So stupid. This is a private matter! Don’t share with the world. Silly. Both guys are silly.
"Do you have an iron deficiency?" That had me laughing like a blue haired at bingo
The last 10 seconds (I’ll invite you) are great. He finally got Theo. The whole convo is yet another reminder of a Space Ghost interview.
Theo was dropping some pure gold here, unreal.
Everybody hatin, but the chemistry they have is so beautiful in its contrast. Almost feels scripted with how hilarious it is. But when you know it’s not it gets even better
He's gonna have to pump a couple dry ones out to prime that thing and I wouldn't wanna be front row like a Gallagher set when it finally fires up lmao
god damn he gonna have to bleed the line first lmao thats hilarious
Hahahahaah underrated comment
I think he’s saying it because his family listens. He’s young and still is embarrassed by it.
It’s more embarrassing to have never masturbated lol
@@Pickledill710 that's exactly what I thought mate 😂
@@Pickledill710 true, my dad would disown me if i told him i never jerked my chicken.
@@Pickledill710 youve just described why the west is so sick and degenerate, good job
@@dr.doppeldecker3832 mine would be proud that I know what to say even if it's obvoiusly not true xD
“Everyone wants to be Ironman”
Ironically, you have to be iron deficient.
Proof that theo actually meets such special people
This guy answers like he doesn’t even wanna talk to Theo... there’s no way he’s like that in his personal life
he 100% is, no way he is acting that boring
"Y'know, skeet, thats what they call it in the urban community.."
God dammit Theo 😂😂
I Literally just learned that term this last week and now I see it here. How did I go so long not knowing it?
@@christophernoia5197 lmao no idea bro, I heard it in 7th grade from a Lil Jon song
Urban dictionary ftw
Any grown man that doesn’t get his rocks off on a regular basis is bound to get one of those nocturnal busts every once in awhile.
Lol facts
Yea if u haven’t conquered it than u will struggle with wet dreams but if u are lucid u wouldn’t let such a thing happen
I was thinking….. You’d at very min have wet dreams! Those are totally uncontrollable.
Imagine being such a control freak that you try to control your dreams.
those LNBs son
Wow this is the most interactive I’ve seen Riley, he even offered an invitation to Theo!!